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That's... It's kind of disconcerting. Are you drinking water? Okay, can you stop talking about my weight? I get it. I'm a ginormous six, junior five/seven, so just shut up about it. Okay, fine.
์ข€ ๋‹นํ™ฉ์Šค๋Ÿฝ๊ธด ํ•˜๋‹ค ๋ฌผ์„ ๋งˆ์‹  ๊ฑฐ์•ผ? ๋‚ด ๋ชธ๋ฌด๊ฒŒ ์–˜๊ธฐ ์ข€ ๊ทธ๋งŒํ•ด ๋‚˜๋„ ์•Œ์•„ ์‚ฌ์ด์ฆˆ 6์— ์ฃผ๋‹ˆ์–ด 5/7์ด์•ผ ์ œ๋ฐœ ์ข€ ๋‹ฅ์ณ ์•Œ์•˜์–ด
Just a fun fact, the national average size is actually 12, so, you know, you're very petite. Okay. Let's do an activity! Come on. Let's get a smile on that face. Let's tie dye each other's hair, or yarn bomb a car, or, you know, we could just talk about our shared trauma. Oh, my God, stop it.
๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ๋ฐ ์žฌ๋ฏธ์žˆ๋Š” ์‚ฌ์‹ค์€ ์—ฌ์ž๋“ค ํ‰๊ท ์€ 12๊ฑฐ๋“  ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋‹ˆ๊น ๋„Œ ์•„์ฃผ ๋งˆ๋ฅธ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ ๋†€ ๊ฑฐ๋ฆฌ ์ข€ ์ฐพ์•„๋ณด์ž ์–ด์„œ, ์ข€ ์›ƒ์–ด๋ณด์ž๊ณ  ์„œ๋กœ ๋จธ๋ฆฌ์— ํ™€์น˜๊ธฐ ์—ผ์ƒ‰๋„ ํ•ด์ฃผ๊ณ  ์ฐจ๋ฅผ ํ„ธ์‹ค๋กœ ์นญ์นญ ๊ฐ๊ฑฐ๋‚˜ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ์˜ ์ƒ์ฒ˜์— ๋Œ€ํ•ด์„œ ์–˜๊ธฐ๋ฅผ ๋‚˜๋ˆ ๋„ ์ข‹๊ณ  ๋ชป์‚ด๊ฒ ๋„ค ์ œ๋ฐœ ๊ทธ๋งŒํ•ด
I told you, no more talking about healing and trauma, okay? The only shared trauma you and I are gonna bond over are those communal porta potties. Oh. Not a problem for me. I love a good public poo. Put your hand down. And the thing that most people forget is that the area underneath the tent has to be clear because in...
์น˜์œ ์™€ ์ƒ์ฒ˜์— ๋Œ€ํ•ด์„  ์–˜๊ธฐ ์•ˆ ํ•œ๋‹ค๊ณ  ํ–ˆ์ž–์•„ ์ž๊ธฐํ•˜๊ณ  ๋‚˜ํ•˜๊ณ  ๊ณตํ†ต์œผ๋กœ ์ƒ์ฒ˜๋ฅผ ๋ฐ›์„ ๊ฑด ์ € ๊ณต๋™ ์ด๋™ ํ™”์žฅ์‹ค๋ฟ์ด์•ผ ๋‚œ ๊ณต๊ณต์žฅ์†Œ์—์„œ ๋˜ฅ ๋ˆ„๋Š” ๊ฑฐ ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์€๋ฐ ์† ๋‚ด๋ ค ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค์ด ์ž˜ ๋ชจ๋ฅด๋Š” ๊ฒŒ ํ…ํŠธ ๋ฐ‘์„ ์น˜์šฐ๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ์Œ์‹ ์ฐŒ๊บผ๊ธฐ๊ฐ€ ์žˆ์œผ๋ฉด ๋ฒŒ๋ ˆ๋“ค์ด ์ž”๋œฉ ๊ผฌ์ด๊ฑฐ๋“ ์š”
You're so great at all this outdoorsy stuff. -Oh, thanks. -Oh, my God. Everyone is so young. I feel like... like a weird uncle. Oh, there's a regular-aged person.
์ž๊ธด ์•ผ์™ธํ™œ๋™์— ๋Œ€ํ•ด ์•„๋Š” ๊ฒŒ ๋งŽ๋‹ค - ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ์š” - ์„ธ์ƒ์—, ๋‹ค๋“ค ์ง„์งœ ์ Š๋‹ค ๋‚˜ ๊ผญ ๊ดด์งœ ์‚ผ์ดŒ ๊ฐ™์•„ ์ €๊ธฐ ๋ณดํ†ต ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด ์™”๋„ค
Oh, hey, Carl! Oh, hey, Josh! What's up, buddy? You said you weren't coming this year. Oh, well, I talked him into it. Hi, I'm Darryl. I'm the boyfriend.
์•ˆ๋…•ํ•˜์„ธ์š”, ์นผ ์กฐ์‰ฌ, ๋ฐ˜๊ฐ‘๋„ค ์˜ฌํ•ด๋Š” ์•ˆ ์˜จ๋‹ค๋”๋‹ˆ ์ œ๊ฐ€ ์˜ค์ž๊ณ  ์„ค๋“ํ–ˆ์–ด์š” ์ „ ๋ฐ๋ฆด์ด์—์š”, ๋‚จ์ž์นœ๊ตฌ์ฃ 
It's so nice to see an oldster like yourself making the journey. -Good for you. -Oh, nice to meet you, too. I am so happy you're here. I was worried that I would be the only person that knows who Marlo Thomas is.
์„ ์ƒ๊ฐ™์ด ๋‚˜์ด๊ฐ€ ์žˆ๋Š” ๋ถ„์ด ์ฐธ์—ฌํ•˜์‹  ๊ฑธ ๋ณด๋‹ˆ ๊ธฐ๋ป์š” - ์ž˜ํ•˜์…จ์–ด์š” - ์ €๋„ ๋ฐ˜๊ฐ€์›Œ์š” ์„ ์ƒ์„ ๋งŒ๋‚˜๋‹ˆ ๋ฐ˜๊ฐ€์›Œ์š” '๋ง๋กœ ํ† ๋งˆ์Šค'๊ฐ€ ๋ˆ„๊ตฐ์ง€ ์•„๋Š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด ์ €๋ฟ์ธ ์ค„ ์•Œ์•˜๊ฑฐ๋“ ์š”
Oh, are you kidding? When she's a mannequin in the window and she winks? Shh, I just missed a thing. Good God, man. What? What black magic is that?
๋†๋‹ดํ•ด์š”? ์ฐฝ๋ฌธ์— ์„ธ์›Œ๋‘” ์œ™ํฌํ•˜๋Š” ๋งˆ๋„คํ‚น ๋ง์ด์ฃ ? ๋ฐฉ๊ธˆ ๋†“์ณค์–ด์š” ์„ธ์ƒ์— ์ €๊ฑด ๋ฌด์Šจ ํ‘๋งˆ์ˆ ์ด์ฃ ?
Oh, it looks like sort of specialized note-taking app. -Damn it, I just wrote "black magic." -Excuse me, sir. Hello, hi. Hi. Sorry to interrupt. Um, may I ask, what kind of note-taking app is that?
๊ฐ•์˜๋ฅผ ๋ฐ›์•„ ์ ๋Š” ํŠน๋ณ„ํ•œ ์•ฑ ๊ฐ™์€๋ฐ์š” - ์  ์žฅ, 'ํ‘๋งˆ์ˆ '์ด๋ผ๊ณ  ์ผ์–ด์š” - ์ €๊ธฐ์š”, ์ž ๊น๋งŒ์š” ๋ฐฉํ•ดํ•ด์„œ ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•œ๋ฐ ์ง€๊ธˆ ์‚ฌ์šฉํ•˜๋Š” ์•ฑ์ด ๋ญ์˜ˆ์š”?
Noneya. Noneya. -Great, and I can find that at iTunes-- -As in, none yo bidness, bitch. And I thought my son was rude. But, like, what is Josh looking for?
'์‹ ๊บผ' '์‹ ๊บผ' - ๊ทธ๊ฑฐ ์•„์ดํŠ ์—์„œ ๋‹ค์šด๋ฐ›์•„์š”? - ์‹ ๊ฒฝ ๊บผ์š”, ์•„์คŒ๋งˆ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์•„๋“ค์ด ๋ฒ„๋ฆ‡์—†๋‹ค๊ณ  ์ƒ๊ฐํ–ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ์กฐ์‰ฌ๊ฐ€ ๋ฐ”๋ผ๋Š” ๊ฒŒ ๋ญ˜๊นŒ?
Because you and I are amazing, and so I can't figure out, like, what else he thinks is out there. Actually, I think he might be on the spectrum. So, I was reading a checklist online-- Shh! Shh! I'm trying to enjoy my sensory bath.
์ž๊ธฐ๋ž‘ ๋‚œ ๋ฉ‹์ง„ ์—ฌ์ž๋“ค์ธ๋ฐ ์–ด๋–ค ์—ฌ์ž๋ฅผ ์ฐพ๋Š” ๊ฑด์ง€ ์ •๋ง ์ดํ•ด๊ฐ€ ์•ˆ ๊ฐ€ ๋‚ด ์ƒ๊ฐ์—” ์กฐ์‰ฌ๊ฐ€ ์ •์ƒ์ด ์•„๋‹Œ ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์•„ ์˜จ๋ผ์ธ์œผ๋กœ ์ฒดํฌ๋ฆฌ์ŠคํŠธ๋ฅผ ์ฝ์–ด๋ดค๋Š”๋ฐ... ๋‚˜ ๊ฐ์ • ๋ชฉ์š•์— ์ง‘์ค‘ํ•˜๊ณ  ์‹ถ์–ด
Okay, one more thing. I actually think he has narcissistic personality disorder, which is a whole other checklist-- Sherpa Allen! This woman is inviting negative thoughts.
์ข‹์•„, ํ•˜๋‚˜๋งŒ ๋”, ์กฐ์‰ฌ๋Š” ์ž๊ธฐ์• ์  ์„ฑ๊ฒฉ์žฅ์• ๊ฐ€ ์žˆ๋Š” ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์•„ ๊ฑฐ๊ธฐ์— ๋Œ€ํ•œ ์ฒดํฌ๋ฆฌ์ŠคํŠธ๋„ ์žˆ๋Š”๋ฐ... ์…ฐ๋ฅดํŒŒ ์•จ๋Ÿฐ, ์ด ์—ฌ์ž๊ฐ€ ๋ถ€์ •์ ์ธ ์ƒ๊ฐ์„ ๋Œ์–ด์™€์š”
Be still, child. Mm, baba ganoush. You know, I forgot. I do kind of enjoy this. Josh, when we were dating, they didn't have this cool sensatory emersion thing, right?
๊ฐ€๋งŒํžˆ ์žˆ์–ด์š” '๋ฐ”๋ฐ” ๊ฐ€๋…ธ์‰ฌ'๋„ค ์žŠ๊ณ  ์žˆ์—ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ์ด๊ฑฐ ์ •๋ง ์ข‹์€๋ฐ์š” ์กฐ์‰ฌ, ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ๋ฐ์ดํŠธํ•  ๋• ์ด๋Ÿฐ ๋ฉ‹์ง„ ๊ฐ์„ฑ์ ์ธ ํ”„๋กœ๊ทธ๋žจ์€ ์—†์—ˆ์ž–์•„
No. What? When who was dating? Oh, me and Carl. What? You guys...? Like, looking at fossils and that kinda thing? Uh... Well, we met at a party.
์—†์—ˆ์ฃ  ๋„ค? ๋ˆ„๊ฐ€ ๋ฐ์ดํŠธ๋ฅผ ํ•ด? ๋‚˜ํ•˜๊ณ  ์นผ ๋ง์ด์—์š” ๋ญ? ๋‘ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด? ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ๋‘˜์ฒ˜๋Ÿผ ์—ฐ์ธ์œผ๋กœ ์„œ๋กœ ๋งŒ๋‚ฌ๋‹ค๋Š” ๋ง์ด์•ผ? ํŒŒํ‹ฐ์—์„œ ๋งŒ๋‚ฌ๋Š”๋ฐ...
No, no. I meant, we met 15 minutes ago and no one said anything. What happened to the music? Okay, we must have blown out a speaker. Uh, who has a didgeridoo?
์•„๋‡จ, 15๋ถ„ ์ „์— ๋งŒ๋‚ฌ๋Š”๋ฐ ์™œ ์•„๋ฌด ๋ง ์•ˆ ํ–ˆ์–ด? ์Œ์•…์ด ์™œ ์•ˆ ๋‚˜์™€์š”? ์Šคํ”ผ์ปค๊ฐ€ ๋‚˜๊ฐ”๋‚˜ ๋ด์š” ๋””์ €๋ฆฌ๋‘ ๊ฐ€์ง€์‹  ๋ถ„?
Oh, man, the music stopped. Now, this place really sucks. -At least, Josh isn't here. -Do not say the word "Josh." -Josh. -Hey, dude. One of our event sound systems just blew out.
์  ์žฅ, ์Œ์•…์ด ์—†์–ด ์—ฌ๊ธฐ ์ •๋ง ์‹ซ์–ด - ๊ทธ๋ž˜๋„ ์กฐ์‰ฌ๋Š” ์—†์ž–์•„ - '์กฐ์‰ฌ'๋ž€ ๋ง ๊บผ๋‚ด์ง€ ๋งˆ - ์กฐ์‰ฌ - ๋ญ์•ผ? ํ˜„์žฅ์— ๋Œ€์—ฌํ•œ ์Œํ–ฅ ์žฅ๋น„๊ฐ€ ๋‚˜๊ฐ”๋Œ€
I need someone to run out and fix it, so... Grab your water bottle and some body glitter, my friend. You're heading to Electric Mesa. God, my notes are the worst. What's scandalous French toast?
๋ˆ„๊ฐ€ ๊ฐ€์„œ ๊ณ ์ณ์•ผ ๋ผ ๋ฌผํ•˜๊ณ  ๋ชธ์— ๋ฐ”๋ฅผ ๋ฐ˜์ง์ด๋ฅผ ์ฑ™๊ฒจ์„œ '์ผ๋ ‰ํŠธ๋ฆญ ๋ฉ”์‚ฌ' ํ–‰์‚ฌ์žฅ์œผ๋กœ ๊ฐ€ ๋‚ด ํ•„๊ธฐ ์—‰๋ง์ด์—์š”, '์Šค์บ”๋“ค์— ํœฉ์‹ธ์ธ ํ”„๋ Œ์น˜ํ† ์ŠคํŠธ'๊ฐ€ ๋ญ์ฃ ?
I don't know. Ugh. I can't even concentrate. I keep thinking about that guy. I hate him. -And now, I want French toast. -You know what? We can't just sit here and take it while that jerk is out there with his fancy spaceship notes.
๋ชฐ๋ผ์š” ์•„๊นŒ ๊ทธ ์ž‘์ž ์ƒ๊ฐ์— ์ง‘์ค‘์ด ์•ˆ ๋ผ์š”, ๋ฏธ์›Œ ์ฃฝ๊ฒ ์–ด์š” - ํ”„๋ Œ์น˜ํ† ์ŠคํŠธ๋„ ๋จน๊ณ  ์‹ถ๊ณ ์š” - ์žˆ์ž–์•„์š” ๊ทธ ๋ฐฅ๋ง›์—†๋Š” ์ž‘์ž๊ฐ€ ์ž๋™์œผ๋กœ ํ•„๊ธฐํ•œ ์ž๋ฃŒ๋กœ ๊ณต๋ถ€ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑธ ๋‘๊ณ  ๋ณผ ์ˆ˜๋งŒ์€ ์—†์–ด์š”
We need that spaceship. We deserve that spaceship. Okay, this is gonna sound weird, but... what do you have in the way of caper clothes? I have Lycra for small spaces. I have camo. I have a zip-up hoodie. What do you need?
์šฐ๋ฆฌํ•œํ…Œ ๊ทธ ์ž๋ฃŒ๊ฐ€ ํ•„์š”ํ•ด์š” ๊ฐ€์งˆ ์ž๊ฒฉ๋„ ์žˆ์–ด์š” ์ข€ ์ด์ƒํ•˜๊ฒŒ ๋“ค๋ฆด์ง€ ๋ชจ๋ฅด์ง€๋งŒ ํ˜น์‹œ ๋ณ€์žฅํ•  ๋•Œ ์ž…์„ ์˜ท ์žˆ์–ด์š”? ๋‚˜ํ•œํ… ์ซ„์ซ„์ด๋„ ์žˆ๊ณ  ๊ตฐ๋ณต๋„ ์žˆ๊ณ  ํ›„๋“œ ์ ํผ๋„ ์žˆ์–ด์š” ๋ญ๊ฐ€ ํ•„์š”ํ•ด์š”?
Um... I gave up skulking for Rebecca, but this is skulking for me. Plus, I... I really love saying the word "skulk." Skulk, skulk, skulk. Skulk, skulk, skulk. No, it's lost its meaning.
๋ ˆ๋ฒ ์นด๋ฅผ ์œ„ํ•ด์„œ๋Š” ์•ˆ ํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ๋‚  ์œ„ํ•ด์„  ์ž ์ž…๋„ ํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์–ด์š” ๊ทธ๋ฆฌ๊ณ  '์ž ์ž…'์ด๋ž€ ๋ง ๋“ฃ๊ธฐ ์ข‹์€๋ฐ์š” ์ž ์ž…, ์ž ์ž…, ์ž ์ž… ์•„๋ฌด ์˜๋ฏธ๊ฐ€ ์—†์–ด์กŒ์–ด์š”
-Oh, no. -Let me try again. Skulk. -Ah, there it is! -Oh, hey! -Come on, Valencia. What's wrong now? -I tried. But this place is doing nothing for me except introducing me to new body smells. Ugh! I can't get an Uber! I want to leave and I'm just gonna take your car. So, you can find a ride. I need your keys.
- ์ €๋Ÿฐ - ๋‹ค์‹œ ๋งํ• ๊ฒŒ์š”, ์ž ์ž… - ์ด์ œ ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์•„์š” - ์ž˜๋๋„ค์š” - ๋ฐœ๋ Œ์‹œ์•„, ์™œ ๊ทธ๋ž˜? - ๋‚˜๋„ ์• ๋ฅผ ์ผ์ง€๋งŒ ๋‚œ ์—ฌ๊ธฐ๊ฐ€ ์ •๋ง ์‹ซ์–ด ๋ชธ์— ๋ƒ„์ƒˆ๋งŒ ๋‚˜๊ณ  ํƒ์‹œ ์•ฑ๋„ ์•ˆ ์žกํ˜€ ๋‚œ ๊ฐˆ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ ๋„ค ์ฐจ ๊ฐ€์ ธ๊ฐˆ๊ฒŒ ๋„Œ ์•Œ์•„์„œ ์™€ ์—ด์‡  ๋‚ด๋†”
You have to come get them. They're in my underpants. -Oh, my God! -Valencia, you can't leave. We haven't bonded yet. Look at where we are. It's so beautiful.
๋บ์–ด๊ฐ€ ๋‚ด ํŒฌํ‹ฐ ์†์— ์žˆ์–ด - ๋ฏธ์น˜๊ฒ ๋„ค - ๋ฐœ๋ Œ์‹œ์•„, ์•„์ง ๊ฐ€๋ฉด ์•ˆ ๋ผ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์•„์ง ์นœํ•ด์ง€์ง€๋„ ๋ชปํ–ˆ๋‹ค๊ณ  ์—ฌ๊ธธ ์ข€ ๋ด, ์•„๋ฆ„๋‹ต์ž–์•„
Look at the colorful toadstools and the eggs. It's what I had imagined Easter to be like if I had been allowed to believe in Jesus! I saw a woman with a bikini top made of the Bill of Rights!
์ด ์•Œ๋ก๋‹ฌ๋กํ•œ ์˜์ž์™€ ์•Œ์„ ๋ณด๋ผ๊ณ  ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์˜ˆ์ˆ˜๋ฅผ ๋ฏฟ์–ด๋„ ๋œ๋‹ค๋ฉด ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์ƒ์ƒํ•˜๋Š” ๋ถ€ํ™œ์ ˆ์˜ ๋ชจ์Šต์ด์•ผ ๊ถŒ๋ฆฌ์žฅ์ „์œผ๋กœ ๋งŒ๋“  ๋น„ํ‚ค๋‹ˆ๋ฅผ ์ž…์€ ์—ฌ์ž๋ฅผ ๋ดค๋‹จ ๋ง์ด์•ผ
This is amazing, so let's bond, okay? Hey, let's start small. Look at that. I'm thirsty. Are you thirsty? -I am a little parched. -All right. Come on. Ello, ello, m'ladies. Welcome to high tea.
์—ฌ๊ธฐ ๋ฉ‹์ง€์ž–์•„ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์ข€ ์นœํ•ด์ง€์ž ์ž‘์€ ๊ฑฐ๋ถ€ํ„ฐ ์‹œ์ž‘ํ•ด, ์ €๊ธธ ๋ด ๋‚˜ ๋ชฉ๋งˆ๋ฅธ๋ฐ ๋„Œ ์–ด๋•Œ? - ๋‚˜๋„ ์ข€ ๋ชฉ์ด ํƒ€ - ์ข‹์•„, ๊ฐ€์ž๊ณ  ์•ˆ๋…•ํ•˜์„ธ์š”, ์ˆ™๋…€๋ถ„๋“ค ํ™˜์˜ํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค
Ah... She's British. Um, uh... Verily, I would like to sample some of your earthy water. Huh? Let's just drink it. Let's drink it, yeah. To the queen. Okay. I am a little thirsty.
์˜๊ตญ์ธ์ด์‹œ๋„ค ๊ท€ํ•˜๊ฐ€ ์ œ๊ณตํ•˜๋Š” ์ง€๊ตฌ์˜ ์Œ๋ฃŒ๋ฅผ ๋ง›๋ณด๊ณ  ์‹ถ์€๋ฐ์š” ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ ๋งˆ์‹œ์ž ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ ๋งˆ์…”, ์—ฌ์™• ํํ•˜๋ฅผ ์œ„ํ•˜์—ฌ ๊ทธ๋ž˜, ๋‚˜๋„ ๋ชฉ์ด ๋ง๋ผ
So thirsty. Wow! Two cups? You guys must have a really high tolerance. Um, what? A triceratops tolerance? The hallucinogen, triceratops? Metaketyltrichlorocaine? Mixy, Toxy, Cloxy?
๋‘ ์ปต์ด๋‚˜์š”? ๋‘ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ ๊ฝค ์„ผ๊ฐ€ ๋ด์š”? ๋„ค? ํŠธ๋ฆฌ์ผ€๋ผํ†ฑ์Šค ๋ชฐ๋ผ์š”? ํ™˜๊ฐ์ œ ํŠธ๋ฆฌ์ผ€๋ผํ†ฑ์Šค์š” ๋ฉ”ํƒ€์ผ€ํ‹ธํŠธ๋ฆฌํด๋กœ๋กœ์ผ€์ธ์š” ๋งˆ์‹œ๋ฉด ๋ฟ… ๊ฐ€๋Š” ๊ฑฐ ๋ชฐ๋ผ์š”?
Wait... Did we just drink drugs? Oh, no. A dream ballet. Ooh, I'm a ballerina. What a beautiful drug trip. Triceratops... Wee! I'm a pretty ballet dancer. What a great drug trip.
์ž ๊น๋งŒ์š” ์ด๊ฑฐ ๋งˆ์•ฝ์ด์—์š”? ๋ชป์‚ด์•„ ๋ฐœ๋ ˆ ๊ฟˆ ๋ฐœ๋ ˆ ๊ฟˆ ๋‚œ ๋ฐœ๋ ˆ๋ฆฌ๋‚˜์•ผ ์ •๋ง ์šฐ์•„ํ•œ ํ™˜๊ฐ ์—ฌํ–‰์ด๋„ค ํŠธ๋ฆฌ์ผ€๋ผํ†ฑ์Šค... ๋‚œ ์˜ˆ์œ ๋ฐœ๋ ˆ ๋Œ„์„œ ์ •๋ง ๋Œ€๋‹จํ•œ ํ™˜๊ฐ ์—ฌํ–‰์ด์•ผ
Roar! I'm a triceratops! Oh, my God. I am so sad. I'm so sad about Josh. I want to kill him. Oh, my God. I forgot how fun it is to sit here and watch strangers trip balls.
๋‚œ ํŠธ๋ฆฌ์ผ€๋ผํ†ฑ์Šค๋‹ค! ์„ธ์ƒ์— ๋‚˜ ์ •๋ง ์Šฌํผ ์กฐ์‰ฌ ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์— ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ์Šฌํผ ์ฃฝ์—ฌ๋ฒ„๋ฆด ๊ฑฐ์•ผ ์„ธ์ƒ์— ๋ชจ๋ฅด๋Š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค์ด ๊ณต์— ๊ฑธ๋ ค ๋„˜์–ด์ง€๋Š” ๊ฑฐ ์ •๋ง ์›ƒ๊ฒจ์š”
Yeah, it's so fun. Are you seriously mad about Carl? Feeling a little bit jealous, bud? I wasn't even that into him. It's just that he was more... distinguished than I expected. You mean old? I think he's younger than you, dude.
๋งž์•„, ์ •๋ง ์›ƒ๊ฒจ ์นผ ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์— ํ™”๋‚ฌ์–ด์š”? ์งˆํˆฌํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š”? ๊ทธ๋ฆฌ ์‹ฌ๊ฐํ•˜์ง€๋„ ์•Š์•˜์–ด์š” ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์ƒ๊ฐํ–ˆ๋˜ ๊ฒƒ๋ณด๋‹ค ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ํŠ€์–ด์„œ ๊ทธ๋ž˜ ๋Š™์—ˆ๋‹ค๊ณ ์š”? ๋ฐ๋ฆด๋ณด๋‹ค ์ Š์„๊ฑธ์š”
-No, he's not! No, he's not! -I think so. -I think he might be. -No. He's got those little wrinkle frowns. I didn't have that. See? Come on. I like guys who are smart and confident. Like you.
- ๋ง๋„ ์•ˆ ๋ผ, ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ผ๊ณ  - ๋งž์•„์š” - ๋” ์–ด๋ฆฐ ๊ฑฐ๋กœ ์•Œ์•„์š” - ์•„๋ƒ ๊ทธ ์นœ๊ตฌ๋Š” ๋ฏธ๊ฐ„์— ์ฃผ๋ฆ„์ด ์žˆ๊ณ  ๋‚œ ์—†์ž–์•„ ์ „ ๋˜‘๋˜‘ํ•˜๊ณ  ์ž์‹ ๊ฐ ๋„˜์น˜๋Š” ๋‚จ์ž๊ฐ€ ์ข‹์•„์š”, ๋ฐ๋ฆด์ฒ˜๋Ÿผ์š”
Mm-hmm. Okay? For what it's worth, he's a really cool guy. I think you guys would hit it off. Well, people don't usually like to bond with their boyfriend's ex. It's weird. That was a horrible trip.
๊ทธ๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ ํ•˜๋Š” ๋ง์ด์ง€๋งŒ ์•„์ฃผ ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์€ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด์—์š” ๋‘˜์ด ์ž˜ ๋งž์„ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ๋ณดํ†ต ์• ์ธ์˜ ์ „ ๋‚จ์นœ๊ณผ๋Š” ์ž˜ ์•ˆ ์นœํ•ด์ง€๊ฑฐ๋“  ์ •๋ง ๋”์ฐํ–ˆ์–ด
Mine was horrible... and beautiful... and sad. I feel like I want to punch something. Like, I feel like 'roided out, like when my mom made me drink all these energy drinks right before I took the ACT. Like, I could just rip down the whole tent right now.
๋‚ด ๊ฟˆ์€ ๋”์ฐํ•˜๊ณ  ์•„๋ฆ„๋‹ค์šฐ๋ฉด์„œ๋„ ์Šฌํސ์–ด ๋‚œ ๋ˆ„๊ตฌ๋“  ๋•Œ๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ์‹ถ์–ด ๊ผญ ์Šคํ…Œ๋กœ์ด๋“œ๋ฅผ ํ•œ ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์•„ ๋‚˜ ๋Œ€ํ•™ ์‹œํ—˜ ๋ณผ ๋•Œ ์—„๋งˆ๊ฐ€ ์—๋„ˆ์ง€ ์Œ๋ฃŒ๋ฅผ ๊ณ„์† ์คฌ๋Š”๋ฐ ํ…ํŠธ๋ฅผ ๋ฐœ๊ธฐ๋ฐœ๊ธฐ ์ฐข์–ด๋ฒ„๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ์‹ถ์€ ๊ธฐ๋ถ„์ด์•ผ
Yeah, I'm just realizing how much Josh has taken advantage of me, time after time after time, and I just laid down and let him. Oh, you're crying. Josh hurt me so much. I broke up with him, but the truth is, he left me emotionally long before.
์กฐ์‰ฌ๊ฐ€ ๋‚  ์–ผ๋งˆ๋‚˜ ์ด์šฉํ–ˆ๋Š”์ง€ ์ด์ œ์•ผ ์•Œ๊ฒ ์–ด ๊ณ„์† ์ด์šฉํ–ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ๋ˆ„์›Œ์„œ ๋‹นํ•˜๊ธฐ๋งŒ ํ–ˆ์–ด ์šฐ๋Š”๊ตฌ๋‚˜ ์กฐ์‰ฌ๊ฐ€ ์ค€ ์ƒ์ฒ˜๊ฐ€ ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ์ปค ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์ฐฌ ๊ฑด ๋งž์ง€๋งŒ ์‚ฌ์‹ค์€ ์ง„์ž‘์— ์กฐ์‰ฌ ๋งˆ์Œ์€ ๋‹ค๋ฅธ ๋ฐ ์žˆ์—ˆ์–ด
I killed the relationship because I had to. It was already dead. And now... I am so scared to be alone. Hey, hey, it's okay. I ripped his heart out. I never, never want to see him again.
์–ด์ฉ” ์ˆ˜๊ฐ€ ์—†์–ด์„œ ๊ด€๊ณ„๋ฅผ ๋๋‚ธ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ ์ด๋ฏธ ๋๋‚œ ์‚ฌ์ด์˜€๊ฑฐ๋“  ์ง€๊ธˆ์€ ํ˜ผ์ž์ธ ๊ฒŒ ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ๋‘๋ ค์›Œ ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์•„ ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์ƒ์ฒ˜๋ฅผ ์คฌ๊ฑฐ๋“  ๋‹ค์‹  ๊ทธ ๋ฉด์ƒ ์•ˆ ๋ณด๊ณ  ์‹ถ์–ด
Uh, hey, bro. I'm here from Aloha to fix the AV system. Oh, everyone's gonna be so freaking happy you're here. We need music. -Yeah. I'm Josh. -Hi, Sherpa Allen.
์•ˆ๋…•ํ•˜์„ธ์š”, ์•Œ๋กœํ•˜์—์„œ ์™”์–ด์š” ์Œํ–ฅ ์žฅ๋น„ ๊ณ ์น˜๋Ÿฌ์š” ๋‹ค๋“ค ์ •๋ง ๊ธฐ๋ปํ•  ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ์Œ์•…์ด ํ•„์š”ํ•ด์š” - ์ „ ์กฐ์‰ฌ์˜ˆ์š” - ์…ฐ๋ฅดํŒŒ ์•จ๋Ÿฐ์ด์—์š”
Cool, Sherpa Allen. -Mr. Sherpa or Mr. Allen? -Sherpa, you can call me Sherp. Oh... Nice to get some fresh air. Oh, yeah. Hey, Ben. What's up, Jerry? How's it going, man?
๋ฉ‹์ง€๋„ค์š”, ์…ฐ๋ฅดํŒŒ ์•จ๋Ÿฐ - ๋ญ๋ผ๊ณ  ๋ถ€๋ฅด๋ฉด ๋˜์ฃ ? - ์…ฐ๋ฅดํŒŒ๋‚˜ ์…ธํ”„๋ผ๊ณ  ๋ถˆ๋Ÿฌ์š” ์‹ ์„ ํ•œ ๊ณต๊ธฐ๋ฅผ ์ฌ๋‹ˆ ์ข‹์€๋ฐ ๋„ค ์•ˆ๋…•, ๋ฒค ์•ˆ๋…•, ์ œ๋ฆฌ ๋ณ„์ผ ์—†์ง€?
-Oh, hi, Jerry! -You know him? No, but you seem to. You know both Ben and Jerry. You love all the classic flavors, don't ya? What's up, Len? Hey, Paul. Hey, Frank. -Oh, my God. -What?
- ์•ˆ๋…•ํ•˜์„ธ์š”, ์ œ๋ฆฌ - ์ € ์นœ๊ตฌ ์•Œ์•„์š”? ์•„๋‹ˆ, ์ž๊ธฐ๊ฐ€ ์•„๋Š” ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์•„์„œ ๋ฒค๊ณผ ์ œ๋ฆฌ๋ฅผ ์•„๋„ค ์˜จ๊ฐ– ์•„์ด์Šคํฌ๋ฆผ ๋ง›์„ ๋‹ค ์ข‹์•„ํ•˜๋Š”๊ตฐ ์•ˆ๋…•, ๋ Œ? ํด, ํ”„๋žญํฌ - ์„ธ์ƒ์— - ๋ญ์š”?
Tell me I didn't just say hi to five of your exes. No, gross. Four. I would never date Paul. Oh, my God! -What's your problem, dude? -You have an older man fetish.
์ง€๊ธˆ ๋งˆ์ฃผ์นœ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค์ด ๋‹ค ๋„ค ์ „ ๋‚จ์นœ์ด์ง€? ์•„๋‡จ, ์—ญ๊ฒจ์›Œ์š”, ๋„ท๋งŒ์š” ํดํ•˜๊ณค ์‚ฌ๊ท„ ์  ์—†์–ด์š” ์„ธ์ƒ์— - ์™œ ๊ทธ๋ž˜์š”? - ๋‚˜์ด๋“  ๋‚จ์ž ํŽ˜ํ‹ฐ์‰ฌ๊ฐ€ ์žˆ์—ˆ์–ด
All your boyfriends could have been in Cocoon. You know, you don't like a man until his Sandra Bullocks start dropping. I don't have a fetish. I maybe have a little bit of a type, but so what?
์˜›๋‚  ๋‚จ์นœ๋“ค์ด ์ „๋ถ€ ๋„ค ์•„๋ฒ„์ง€๋ป˜์ด์•ผ ์–ผ๊ตด์— ์ฃผ๋ฆ„ ์—†๋Š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์€ ์•ˆ ์ข‹์•„ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ? ๋‚œ ํŽ˜ํ‹ฐ์‰ฌ ๊ฐ™์€ ๊ฑฐ ์—†์–ด์š” ์ข‹์•„ํ•˜๋Š” ํƒ€์ž…์ด ์žˆ๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์ง€ ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ์–ด๋•Œ์„œ์š”?
I thought you liked me for me. -I-- -But you don't. Good day, sir. -Hi there. -Uh! Oh, come on. He's just a friendly stranger. Darryl. I just can't believe that Josh is right here right now.
์ง€๊ธˆ ์ด๋Œ€๋กœ์˜ ๋‚  ์ข‹์•„ํ•˜๋Š” ์ค„ ์•Œ์•˜๋Š”๋ฐ - ๋‚œ... - ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ์•„๋‹ˆ์—ˆ์–ด - ์•ˆ๋…•ํ•˜์„ธ์š” - ์•ˆ๋…•ํ•˜์„ธ์š” ์•„๋‹ˆ์—์š” ๋ชจ๋ฅด๋Š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด๋ผ๊ณ ์š” ๋ฐ๋ฆด ์กฐ์‰ฌ๊ฐ€ ์—ฌ๊ธธ ์˜จ ๊ฒŒ ๋ฏฟ์–ด์ง€์ง€ ์•Š์•„
That is Josh, right? It's not a hallucination? Oh, no, that's him. I can smell his sandalwood body spray that I gave him. -So, what are we gonna do? -Nothing. Hide till he leaves. No. No, we're not doing that. This is the problem.
์กฐ์‰ฌ ๋งž์ง€? ํ™˜์˜์„ ๋ณด๋Š” ๊ฑด ์•„๋‹ˆ์ง€? ์•„๋ƒ, ์กฐ์‰ฌ ๋งž์•„ ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์ค€ ์ƒŒ๋“œ์šฐ๋“œ ํ–ฅ์ˆ˜ ๋ƒ„์ƒˆ๊ฐ€ ์—ฌ๊ธฐ๊นŒ์ง€ ๋‚˜ - ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ์ด์ œ ์–ด์ฉŒ์ง€? - ์–ด์ฉŒ๊ธด? ๊ฐˆ ๋•Œ๊นŒ์ง€ ์ˆจ์–ด์žˆ์ž ์•„๋ƒ, ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ํ•  ์ˆœ ์—†์–ด ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ๋ฌธ์ œ๊ฐ€ ์ด๊ฑฐ์•ผ
This is the problem right here. We always let this jerk off the hook. Not now, not anymore. Oh, we are gonna eat his heart. -I don't know-- -Oh, my God! Lean in, V!
๋ฐ”๋กœ ์ด๊ฒŒ ๋ฌธ์ œ๋ผ๊ณ  ํ•ญ์ƒ ์ฐธ์•„์ฃผ๊ธฐ๋งŒ ํ•˜์ž–์•„ ์ด์ œ ๋”๋Š” ์•ˆ ๊ทธ๋ž˜ ํ•œ๋ฒˆ ๋‹นํ•ด๋ด์•ผ ํ•œ๋‹ค๊ณ  - ๋ชจ๋ฅด๊ฒ ์–ด - ์„ธ์ƒ์—, ์ •์‹  ์ฐจ๋ ค!
You woke up from that dream, sobbing! I mean, you just said it yourself, you're scared. He scares you. Look at right now. You're trembling like a dog on July 4th.
๊ฟˆ์—์„œ ๊นจ์„œ ํ๋А๊ปด ์šธ์—ˆ์ž–์•„ ๋„ค ์ž…์œผ๋กœ ๋งํ–ˆ์ง€ ๋‘๋ ต๋‹ค๊ณ  ์กฐ์‰ฌ ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์ธ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ ๋…๋ฆฝ๊ธฐ๋…์ผ ๋‚  ๊ฐœ์ฒ˜๋Ÿผ ๋–จ๊ณ  ์žˆ์ž–์•„
What? Dogs don't like fireworks. I read about it. - V, V, don't give him that power. -What? Thanks, folks! Thanks! Just doing my job! Uh, and remember, all week, 15 percent off all Blu-rays at Aloha!
๊ฐœ๋“ค์€ ๋ถˆ๊ฝƒ๋†€์ด ์‹ซ์–ดํ•˜๊ฑฐ๋“  ์–ด๋””์„œ ์ฝ์€ ์  ์žˆ์–ด - ๋ฐœ๋ Œ์‹œ์•„ - ์™œ? ๋”๋Š” ๋‹นํ•˜์ง€ ๋ง์ž ๊ณ ๋ง™์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค, ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ์š” ์ œ ํ•  ์ผ์„ ํ•œ ๊ฑด๋ฐ์š” ๊ทธ๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ์ด๋ฒˆ ์ฃผ์—” ๋ธ”๋ฃจ๋ ˆ์ด 15ํผ์„ผํŠธ ํ• ์ธ ํ–‰์‚ฌ ์ค‘์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค
Ugh. Always the hero. He makes me so mad. Good. Let's use it. Yeah, this is awesome! Come on. Oh, come on. I have an idea. -What are we even doing here? -Take off your pants.
ํ•ญ์ƒ ์ฃผ์ธ๊ณต์ด์ง€ ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ํ™”๊ฐ€ ๋‚œ๋‹ค ์ข‹์•„, ๊ทธ๊ฑธ ์ด์šฉํ•˜์ž ์™€, ๋ฉ‹์ง€๋„ค์š”, ๋ฉ‹์ ธ์š” ๊ฐ€์ž๊ณ , ์–ด์„œ ๋‚˜ํ•œํ…Œ ์ƒ๊ฐ์ด ์žˆ์–ด - ์—ฌ๊ธด ์™œ ์˜จ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ? - ๋ฐ”์ง€ ๋ฒ—์–ด?
Um, hello, I ain't that kinda party. No, look, it's time we stop being victimized by this man. Okay? It's time we stand up to his cisgender patriarchal hegemonic hold on our imaginations and our hearts.
๋‚œ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ๊ฑฐ ๊ด€์‹ฌ ์—†๋Š”๋ฐ ๋”๋Š” ์ด ๋‚จ์ž์—๊ฒŒ ํฌ์ƒ๋‹นํ•˜๋ฉฐ ์‚ด ์ˆœ ์—†์–ด ์„ฑ์ฐจ๋ณ„์ ์ด๊ณ  ํŽธํŒŒ์ ์ด๊ณ  ํŒจ๊ถŒ์ฃผ์˜์ ์œผ๋กœ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์ƒ์ƒ๋ ฅ๊ณผ ๋งˆ์Œ์„ ์ฅ๊ณ  ํ”๋“  ๋Œ€๊ฐ€๋ฅผ ์น˜๋ฅผ ๋•Œ์•ผ
-What? -You just need to read Roxane Gay. Start with her Twitter. It's very provocative. Anyway, let's pee on his stuff. What? Why? Because he marked us as his territory, and now we're gonna mark him right back.
- ๋ญ? - ๋ก์‚ฐ ๊ฒŒ์ด๋ฅผ ์ฝ์–ด ํŠธ์œ„ํ„ฐ๋ถ€ํ„ฐ ์‹œ์ž‘ํ•ด, ๋„๋ฐœ์ ์ด์•ผ ๊ทธ๋‚˜์ €๋‚˜ ์žฅ๋น„์— ์˜ค์คŒ์„ ๋ˆ„์ž ๋ญ? ์™œ? ์šฐ๋ฆฌํ•œํ…Œ ์˜์—ญํ‘œ์‹œ๋ฅผ ํ–ˆ์œผ๋‹ˆ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋„ ์˜์—ญํ‘œ์‹œ๋ฅผ ํ•ด์ค˜์•ผ์ง€
Yeah, yeah. Are you in? Wow. You really were keeping your keys in your underwear. Yes, in my underwear. That's where they were. Yes. Yes. Not... Yeah.
ํ•  ๊ฑฐ์•ผ? ์ •๋ง ์—ด์‡ ๋ฅผ ์†์˜ท์— ๊ฐ์ถฐ๋’€๊ตฌ๋‚˜ ๋งž์•„, ๋‚ด ์†์˜ท ๊ฑฐ๊ธฐ ์žˆ์—ˆ์–ด ๋งž์•„, ๊ฑฐ๊ธฐ... ๋งž์•„
Okay. So, are you sure he's not coming back any time soon? Oh, positive. He's playing acoustic originals at an open mic. Oh... Wow, I hate that guy. Yeah.
๋“ค์–ด์™”์–ด์š” ์ •๋ง ๊ธˆ๋ฐฉ ๋Œ์•„์˜ค๋Š” ๊ฑด ์•„๋‹ˆ์ฃ ? ์•„๋‹ˆ์—์š”, ์ง€๊ธˆ ์–ด์ฟ ์Šคํ‹ฑ ๊ธฐํƒ€๋กœ ์ž์ž‘๊ณก ๊ณต์—ฐ์„ ํ•˜๊ฑฐ๋“ ์š” ์–„๋ฏธ์›Œ ์ฃฝ๊ฒ ์–ด
Okay. Oh, God, of course. -Here. -Thank you. All right. There is the app. And... I can't send the data to us. I don't know how to access the code so I can't disable the firewall. Damn it! No, no. Step aside, step aside.
๋ฏธ์ณ, ์ด๊ฑด ๋˜ ๋ญ์•ผ? - ์—ฌ๊ธฐ์š” - ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ์š” ์ข‹์•„์š” ์ด๊ฒŒ ์•ฑ์ด๊ณ  ๊ทธ๋ฆฌ๊ณ ... ๋ฐ์ดํ„ฐ๊ฐ€ ์ „์†ก์ด ์•ˆ ๋ผ์š” ๋น„๋ฐ€๋ฒˆํ˜ธ๋ฅผ ๋ชป ์ฐพ๊ฒ ์œผ๋‹ˆ ๋ฐฉํ™”๋ฒฝ์„ ํ•ด์ œํ•  ์ˆ˜๊ฐ€ ์—†๋„ค, ์  ์žฅ ๋น„์ผœ ๋ด์š”, ๋น„์ผœ ๋ด์š”
Whoa! Look at you! Yeah, I was a computer programming major until sophomore year of college when I saw Pippin at the student union and changed my degree to theater.
์™€! ์„ธ์ƒ์— 2ํ•™๋…„๊นŒ์ง€ ๊ณต๋ถ€ํ•˜๋‹ค๊ฐ€ ํ•™์ƒํšŒ์—์„œ 'ํ”ผํ•€'์„ ๋ณด๊ณ  ์ „๊ณต์„ ์—ฐ๊ทน์œผ๋กœ ๋ฐ”๊ฟจ๊ฑฐ๋“ ์š”
Dumb move. Downloading... And voila. Oh! You're the best! Remind me to get you a friendship bracelet. Aw! Oh! Yeah, let's go. Oh! That felt great! Wow!
๋ฉ์ฒญํ•œ ์ง“์ด์—ˆ์ฃ  ๋‹ค์šด๋กœ๋“œํ•˜๊ณ  ์žˆ์–ด์š” ๋์–ด์š” ๋‹น์‹ ์ด ์ตœ๊ณ ์˜ˆ์š”! ๋‚˜์ค‘์— ์šฐ์ • ํŒ”์ฐŒ๋ฅผ ์ค„๊ฒŒ์š” ๊ทธ๋ž˜์š”, ๊ฐ€์š” ์ •๋ง ๊ธฐ๋ถ„ ์ข‹์•„
That's the best I've felt in, like, never. Also, you have the forceful stream of a leader. -Best thing about this is-- -I know. We saw each other's vaginas.
์ด๋Ÿฐ ๊ธฐ๋ถ„์€ ๋‚œ์ƒ์ฒ˜์Œ์ด์•ผ ๋ฆฌ๋”์ฒ˜๋Ÿผ ์ค„๊ธฐ๊ฐ€ ์•„์ฃผ ๊ฐ•ํ•˜๋„ค - ์ œ์ผ ์ข‹์€ ๊ฒŒ ๋ญ”์ง€ ์•Œ์•„? - ์„œ๋กœ์˜ ์งˆ์„ ๋ดค๋‹ค๋Š” ๊ฑฐ?
What? No. Is that Josh will never know... ...it was us. Josh will never know it was us. Yeah. -Right. -Right. Rebecca? Valencia? What are you doing here? What's going on?
๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ผ ์กฐ์‰ฌ๋Š” ์ ˆ๋Œ€๋กœ... ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ํ•œ ์ง“์ด๋ž€ ๊ฑธ ์ ˆ๋Œ€๋กœ ๋ชจ๋ฅผ ๊ฑฐ๋ž€ ๊ฑฐ - ๋งž์•„ - ๋งž์•„ ๋ ˆ๋ฒ ์นด? ๋ฐœ๋ Œ์‹œ์•„? ์—ฌ๊ธฐ์„œ ๋ญ ํ•ด? ๋ฌด์Šจ ์ผ์ด์•ผ?
Why are your keys on the floor? What's that smell? Did you pee on the equipment? Yeah, we did. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we did it to mark our independence from you. Whoa. That's confusing and gross.
์™œ ์—ด์‡ ๊ฐ€ ๋ฐ”๋‹ฅ์— ์žˆ์ง€? ์ด๊ฒŒ ๋ฌด์Šจ ๋ƒ„์ƒˆ์•ผ? ์žฅ๋น„์— ์˜ค์คŒ ์ŒŒ์–ด? ๊ทธ๋ž˜, ์ŒŒ์–ด ๊ทธ๋ž˜, ๋งž์•„ ๋„ˆ๋กœ๋ถ€ํ„ฐ์˜ ๋…๋ฆฝ์„ ์„ ์–ธํ•˜๋Š” ์˜๋ฏธ๋กœ ์ •๋ง ํ˜ผ๋ž€์Šค๋Ÿฝ๊ณ  ์—ญ๊ฒน๋‹ค
You know what's confusing and gross, Josh? The way you've treated her. I mean, she gave you the best years of her life, and look how you repaid her, by hooking up with another woman.
์ •๋ง ํ˜ผ๋ž€์Šค๋Ÿฝ๊ณ  ์—ญ๊ฒจ์šด ๊ฒŒ ๋ญ”์ง€ ์•Œ์•„? ๋„ค๊ฐ€ ๋ฐœ๋ Œ์‹œ์•„ํ•œํ…Œ ํ•œ ์ง“์ด์ง€ ์ธ์ƒ ์ตœ๊ณ ์˜ ์‹œ๊ธฐ๋ฅผ ๋„ˆํ•œํ…Œ ๋‹ค ๋ฐ”์ณค๋Š”๋ฐ ๋„Œ ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ๋ณด๋‹ตํ–ˆ์ง€? ๋‹ค๋ฅธ ์—ฌ์ž์™€ ๋ฐ”๋žŒ์„ ํ”ผ์›Œ?
Which was you! Exactly! You know what? Let's talk about Rebecca. Okay? She got you that Aloha job, and then you repaid her by sleeping with her, sleeping on her couch for free, and then breaking her heart.
๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ๋„ˆ์˜€์ž–์•„! ๋งž์•„ ๋ ˆ๋ฒ ์นด ์–˜๊ธฐ ์ข€ ํ•ด๋ณด์ž๊ณ  ๋ ˆ๋ฒ ์นด์™€ ์ž๊ณ  ์†ŒํŒŒ์—์„œ ๊ณต์งœ๋กœ ์‚ด๊ณ  ๊ฒฐ๊ตญ ์ƒ์ฒ˜๋งŒ ์ž”๋œฉ ์ฃผ๊ณ  ๋– ๋‚˜๋Š” ๊ฒƒ์œผ๋กœ ๋ณด๋‹ต์„ ํ•ด?
Oh, my God. You did listen to me in the car. -Yeah. -Okay. Oh, were they-- were they complicated? Oh, no. Oh, was it-- was it complicated? -Was it compli-wonicated? - Yeah. Are you gonna cry now? Are you gonna squirt out a few tears?
- ์ฐจ์—์„œ ๋‚ด ๋ง ๋“ค์—ˆ๊ตฌ๋‚˜? - ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ๋ ˆ๋ฒ ์นด, ๋ฐœ๋ Œ์‹œ์•„ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ๊ฒฐ๊ตญ ์ž˜ ์•ˆ ๋์ง€๋งŒ ์ €๋Ÿฐ, ํ˜ผ๋ž€์Šค๋Ÿฌ์› ๋‹ค๊ณ ? ์ €๋Ÿฐ, ํ˜ผ๋ž€์Šค๋Ÿฌ์› ๋‹ค๊ณ ? - ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ํ˜ผ๋ž€์Šค๋Ÿฌ์› ์–ด? - ๊ทธ๋ž˜ ์ด์ œ ์šธ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ? ๋ˆˆ๋ฌผ๋ฐฉ์šธ์„ ๋ฐœ์‚ฌํ•  ๊ฑฐ์•ผ?
-You guys are so mean. -Oh, whatever, we're mean. You know what? This woman's a goddess and a leader, and you should have worshipped her. Yeah, and Rebecca is a super-smart dynamo with a feminist bikini area that you should have treated with respect.
- ๋‘˜ ๋‹ค ๋„ˆ๋ฌดํ•œ๋‹ค - ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ๋„ˆ๋ฌดํ•œ๋‹ค๊ณ ? ์ด ์—ฌ์ž๋Š” ์—ฌ์‹ ์— ๋ฆฌ๋”์•ผ ์ˆญ๋ฐฐํ•ด๋„ ๋ชจ์ž๋ž์„ ํŒ์— ๊ทธ๋ž˜, ๋ ˆ๋ฒ ์นด๋Š” ์ง„์งœ ๋˜‘๋˜‘ํ•˜๊ณ  ์•„๋žซ๋„๋ฆฌ๋„ ๊น”๋”ํ•œ๋ฐ ์กด๊ฒฝ์‹ฌ์„ ๊ฐ–๊ณ  ๋Œ€ํ–ˆ์–ด์•ผ์ง€
Thank you. You know, I never realized the strength that you have, because you're small but fierce. Stop. No, you know what? Don't stop. Don't-- Keep-- Keep-- Keep it.
๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ ๋„ค๊ฐ€ ์–ผ๋งˆ๋‚˜ ๊ฐ•ํ•œ์ง€ ๊ทธ๋™์•ˆ์€ ๋ชฐ๋ž์–ด ๋„Œ ์ž‘์ง€๋งŒ ์‚ฌ๋‚˜์›Œ ๊ทธ๋งŒ ์ข€ ํ•ด, ์•„๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ๊ทธ๋งŒ๋‘์ง€ ๋งˆ, ๊ณ„์†...
The thing is, I've always been afraid to be fierce like that. This is the reason there's a pay gap. So, what happens is women go into a job, not even-- a raise doesn't even occur to them.
๋‚œ ์‚ฌ๋‚˜์›Œ์ง€๋Š” ๊ฑธ ํ•ญ์ƒ ๊ฒฝ๊ณ„ํ–ˆ์–ด ๊ทธ๋ž˜์„œ ๊ธ‰์—ฌ ์ฐจ์ด๊ฐ€ ์žˆ๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ ์—ฌ์ž๊ฐ€ ์ง์žฅ์„ ๊ตฌํ•˜๋Š”๋ฐ ๊ธ‰์—ฌ ์ธ์ƒ์€ ์•„์˜ˆ ์–ธ๊ธ‰์กฐ์ฐจ ์•ˆ ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ
Look at this outfit I bartered for. I mean, I owe someone eight private yoga sessions and a topless massage, but I feel a lot better, so empowered.
๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๊ฑด์ง„ ์ด ์˜ท ์ข€ ๋ด ์š”๊ฐ€ ์ˆ˜์—… 8ํšŒ์™€ ํƒˆ์ƒ์˜ ๋งˆ์‚ฌ์ง€ 1ํšŒ ํ•ด์ฃผ๊ธฐ๋กœ ํ•˜๊ณ  ๋ฐ›์€ ๊ฑด๋ฐ ์ •๋ง ๊ธฐ๋ถ„์ด ์ข‹๊ณ  ๊ฐ•ํ•ด์ง„ ๊ธฐ๋ถ„์ด์•ผ
And not that this matters, but you look really skinny. Hmm? I mean, you've lost most of the weight. If you were a hunter/gatherer, you would be dead in days. Really? You think I lost some of the weight? I didn't even notice. You know why? 'Cause we connected and we refreshed and we healed!
์ค‘์š”ํ•œ ๊ฑด ์•„๋‹ˆ์ง€๋งŒ ์ •๋ง ๋‚ ์”ฌํ•ด ๋ณด์—ฌ ์‚ด์ด ๋‹ค ๋น ์ง„ ๊ฑฐ ๊ฐ™์•„ ๋„ค๊ฐ€ ์ˆ˜๋ ต์ฑ„์ง‘์ธ์ด๋ผ๋ฉด ๋ฉฐ์น  ๋ชป ๊ฐ€ ์ฃฝ์„๊ฑธ ์ •๋ง? ์‚ด์ด ๋น ์ง„ ๊ฑฐ ๊ฐ™์•„? ๋‚œ ๋ชจ๋ฅด๊ฒ ๋Š”๋ฐ ๊ทธ๊ฑฐ์•ผ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ์†Œํ†ตํ•˜๊ณ  ์ถฉ์ „ํ•˜๊ณ  ์น˜์œ ํ–ˆ์œผ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ
We bonded. -You can kidnap me any time you want. -Okay. -I was kidding. -I was, too. Okay, well, they're doing yoga up on the meadow, and I'm gonna go and see whose postures need adjustment.
์šฐ๋ฆฐ ์นœํ•ด์ง„ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ - ์•„๋ฌด ๋•Œ๋‚˜ ๋‚ฉ์น˜ํ•ด๋„ ๋ผ - ์•Œ์•˜์–ด - ๋†๋‹ด์ด์—ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ - ๋‚˜๋„ ์ € ์œ„ ํ’€๋ฐญ์—์„œ ์š”๊ฐ€๋ฅผ ํ•˜๋Š”๋ฐ ๋ˆ„๊ตฌ ์ž์„ธ๋ฅผ ๊ณ ์ณ์ค˜์•ผ ํ• ์ง€ ํ•œ๋ฒˆ ๋ด์•ผ๊ฒ ์–ด
-I saw some tragic Warrior 2's. -She's back. -Oh, hey! Hi! There you are! -Rebecca, what are you doing here? I heard about this place from you! Isn't this just the best?
- ์ „์‚ฌ์ž์„ธ 2๊ฐ€ ์—‰๋ง์ด๋”๋ผ๊ณ  - ๋ฐœ๋ Œ์‹œ์•„๊ฐ€ ๋Œ์•„์™”์–ด - ์•ˆ๋…•ํ•˜์„ธ์š”! ์—ฌ๊ธฐ์„œ ๋ณด๋„ค์š” - ๋ ˆ๋ฒ ์นด, ์—ฌ๊ธฐ์„œ ๋ญ ํ•ด? ๋ฐ๋ฆด์ด ์ค€ ๋ธŒ๋กœ์Šˆ์–ด ๋ณด๊ณ  ์•Œ์•˜์ฃ  ์—ฌ๊ธฐ ์ •๋ง ๊ทผ์‚ฌํ•˜์ฃ ?
I feel like my life has changed. You know, I just really feel like I'm a whole new person. -Hey, you look sad. Are you okay? -I don't belong here.
์ธ์ƒ์ด ๋ฐ”๋€ ๊ฑฐ ๊ฐ™์•„์š” ์™„์ „ํžˆ ์ƒˆ๋กœ์šด ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด ๋œ ๊ธฐ๋ถ„์ด๋ผ๊ณ ์š” - ์Šฌํผ ๋ณด์ด๋Š”๋ฐ ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์•„์š”? - ์—ฌ๊ธด ๋‚˜ํ•˜๊ณค ์•ˆ ๋งž์•„
This is for young people and all of Josh's really old boyfriends. What? Hey, hey, D, talk to me. Oh, yeah, it turns out Josh is really into old guys. Yeah, it's practically a fetish.
์ Š์€ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค๊ณผ ์กฐ์‰ฌ์˜ ์ „ ๋‚จ์นœ๋“ค์—๊ฒŒ๋‚˜ ์–ด์šธ๋ ค ๋„ค? ๋‚˜ํ•œํ…Œ ๋งํ•ด๋ด์š” ์กฐ์‰ฌ๊ฐ€ ๋‚˜์ด ๋“  ๋‚จ์ž๋ฅผ ์ข‹์•„ํ•˜๋”๋ผ๊ณ  'ํŽ˜ํ‹ฐ์‰ฌ' ๊ฐ™์€ ๊ฑฐ์ง€
Okay, well, let's not knock someone for a fetish. I mean, you know, some people like being choked by red licorice. Not saying who, but I think you know it's me. Yeah, but I don't have a fetish. I don't have a type. I don't even prefer a gender. I just feel so dumb. I thought I was special.
'ํŽ˜ํ‹ฐ์‰ฌ'๊ฐ€ ์š•๋จน์„ ์ผ์€ ์•„๋‹ˆ์ž–์•„์š” ๊ธธ์ญ‰ํ•œ ๋นจ๊ฐ„ ์ ค๋ฆฌ๋กœ ๋ชฉ ์กฐ๋ฅด๋ฉด ์ข‹์•„ํ•˜๋Š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋„ ์žˆ์–ด์š” ๋ˆ„๊ตฐ์ง„ ๋ง ์•ˆ ํ•˜๊ฒ ์ง€๋งŒ ๋‚˜๋ž€ ๊ฑฐ ์ง์ž‘ํ•˜์…จ์„ ํ…Œ๊ณ  ๋‚œ ํŽ˜ํ‹ฐ์‰ฌ ๊ฐ™์€ ๊ฑฐ ์—†๊ฑฐ๋“  ์ข‹์•„ํ•˜๋Š” ํƒ€์ž…๋„ ์—†๊ณ  ๋‚œ ์†”์งํžˆ ์„ฑ๋ณ„๋„ ์•ˆ ๊ฐ€๋ ค ๋ฉ์ฒญ์ด๊ฐ€ ๋œ ๊ธฐ๋ถ„์ด์•ผ ๋‚  ํŠน๋ณ„ํ•˜๊ฒŒ ์—ฌ๊ธฐ๋Š” ์ค„ ์•Œ์•˜๋Š”๋ฐ
Darryl, of course, you're special. He's in the office every day just to see you. Yeah. Like, harder than they should. Mm-hmm. Like, to the point of kidnapping, or something.
์™€์ด์กฐ์—๊ฒŒ ๋ฐ๋ฆด์€ ํŠน๋ณ„ํ•ด์š” ๋งค์ผ ๋ฐ๋ฆด์„ ๋ณด๋Ÿฌ์˜ค์ž–์•„์š” ๊ฐ€๋” ๋‘ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด ์„œ๋กœ ์ž˜ ์†Œํ†ตํ•˜๋ ค๋ฉด ํ•„์š” ์ด์ƒ์œผ๋กœ ๋…ธ๋ ฅํ•ด์•ผ์ฃ  ๋‚ฉ์น˜๋ผ๋„ ๋ถˆ์‚ฌํ•˜๋ฉด์„œ์š”
Anyway, just go talk to him, okay? All right. I did good. -Hey, I want to talk. -Okay, let's talk. Could you stop angry crunching for a second?
์™€์ด์กฐ์™€ ๋Œ€ํ™”๋กœ ํ’€์–ด์š” ์•Œ์•˜์–ด ์ž˜ํ–ˆ์–ด - ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์–˜๊ธฐ ์ข€ ํ•ด - ๊ทธ๋ž˜์š”, ์–˜๊ธฐํ•ด์š” ํ™”๋‚˜์„œ ์šด๋™ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ ์ž ๊น ๋ฉˆ์ถ”๋ฉด ์•ˆ ๋ผ?
-I set an intention. -Please? Come on. Okay, look, when I saw all those Pat Sajaks that you'd been with, I just felt so ordinary and old. But, you know, these are my own insecurities. -I don't expect you to understand. -Why not?
- ์ผ๋ถ€๋Ÿฌ ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” - ๋ถ€ํƒ์ด์•ผ ์ด๋ฆฌ ์™€์š” ์‹ค์€ ๊ทธ๋™์•ˆ ๋„ค๊ฐ€ ์‚ฌ๊ท„ ์ค‘๋…„์˜ ๋‚จ์ž๋“ค์„ ๋ณด๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ํ‰๋ฒ”ํ•˜๊ณ  ๋Š™์—ˆ๋‹จ ๊ธฐ๋ถ„์ด ๋“ค์–ด ๊ทธ๋ ‡์ง€๋งŒ ๊ทธ๊ฑด ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋ถˆ์•ˆํ•ด์„œ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋Š” ๊ฑฐ๋‹ˆ - ๋„ค๊ฐ€ ์ดํ•ดํ•˜๊ธธ ๋ฐ”๋ผ์ง„ ์•Š์•„ - ์™œ์š”?
You think you're the only one with insecurities? Come on. When I see your abs, I definitely do. No, I have tons of insecurities. Like, for instance, lately...
๋ฐ๋ฆด๋งŒ ๋ถˆ์•ˆํ•œ ๊ฐ์ •์„ ๋А๋ผ๋Š” ์ค„ ์•Œ์•„์š”? ๋„ค ๋ณต๊ทผ์„ ๋ณด๋ฉด ๋‹น์—ฐํžˆ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ๊ธฐ๋ถ„์ด ๋“ค์ง€ ๋‚˜๋„ ๋ถˆ์•ˆํ•œ ๊ฑฐ ๋งŽ์•„์š” ์˜ˆ๋ฅผ ๋“ค๋ฉด ์ตœ๊ทผ ๋“ค์–ด
I've been starting to think that... I don't know... I'm just some boytoy to you. Like, you're having a midlife crisis and I'm just your fetish. -Oh, come on. That's not true. -I feel like you don't take me seriously.
์ž์ฃผ ํ•˜๋Š” ์ƒ๊ฐ์ธ๋ฐ... ๋ชจ๋ฅด๊ฒ ์–ด์š” ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋ฐ๋ฆด์˜ ์žฅ๋‚œ๊ฐ์ฒ˜๋Ÿผ ๋А๊ปด์ ธ์š” ์ค‘๋…„์˜ ์œ„๊ธฐ๋ฅผ ๊ฒช๋Š” ๋‚จ์„ฑ์—๊ฒŒ ํŽ˜ํ‹ฐ์‰ฌ์— ๋ถˆ๊ณผํ•œ ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™๊ณ ์š” - ๊ทธ๊ฑด ๋ง๋„ ์•ˆ ๋ผ - ๋‚  ์ง„์ง€ํ•˜๊ฒŒ ์•ˆ ๋ณด์ž–์•„์š”
Like, come on, why haven't I met Madison yet? I am so sorry. I just didn't want to freak you out. I mean, a kid's a big deal. I didn't want you to feel pressured into something serious.
์ผ๋ก€๋กœ ์™œ ์•„์ง๋„ ๋งค๋””์Šจ์„ ์†Œ๊ฐœํ•ด์ฃผ์ง€ ์•Š์ฃ ? ์ •๋ง ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด ๊ดœํžˆ ๋ถ€๋‹ด ์ฃผ๊ธฐ ์‹ซ์—ˆ์–ด ๋‹จ์ˆœํ•œ ์ผ์ด ์•„๋‹ˆ์ž–์•„ ์‹ฌ๊ฐํ•œ ๊ฒƒ์œผ๋กœ ๋ถ€๋‹ด์„ ์ฃผ๊ธฐ ์‹ซ์–ด์„œ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ
I want something serious, D. I want that with you. Not someone who is your type. You. Oh, I love you, Josh. I love you, too. I'm really glad I came out here, Sherpa Allen. -You did a great job. -Thanks, but that's not why I'm glad.
๋‚œ ์‹ฌ๊ฐํ•ด์ง€๊ณ  ์‹ถ์–ด์š” ๋ฐ๋ฆด๊ณผ ํ•จ๊ป˜ ์‹ฌ๊ฐํ•ด์ง€๊ธธ ์›ํ•ด์š” ๋ฐ๋ฆด๊ฐ™์€ ํƒ€์ž… ๋ง๊ณ  ๋ฐ๋ฆดํ•˜๊ณ ์š” ์‚ฌ๋ž‘ํ•ด, ์กฐ์‰ฌ ๋‚˜๋„ ์‚ฌ๋ž‘ํ•ด์š” ์—ฌ๊ธธ ์ž˜ ์˜จ ๊ฑฐ ๊ฐ™์•„์š” ์…ฐ๋ฅดํŒŒ ์•จ๋Ÿฐ - ์˜ค๋Š˜ ์ •๋ง ์ž˜ํ–ˆ์–ด์š” - ๊ณ ๋ง™์ง€๋งŒ ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ์ด์œ ๋Š” ์•„๋‹ˆ๊ณ ์š”
Like, I really needed a reminder of why I'm so happy being single. Women are tough. Love 'em, but they are complicated and just hard to understand.
๋…์‹ ์œผ๋กœ ์ง€๋‚ด๋Š” ๊ฒŒ ํ–‰๋ณตํ•˜๋‹จ ํ™•์‹ ์ด ํ•„์š”ํ–ˆ๊ฑฐ๋“ ์š” ์—ฌ์ž๋“ค์€ ๊ณ ์•ฝํ•ด์š” ๋ฌผ๋ก  ์—ฌ์ž๋ฅผ ์ข‹์•„ํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ๋ณต์žกํ•˜๊ณ  ์ดํ•ดํ•˜๊ธฐ ํž˜๋“ค์–ด์š”
Oh, I understand. I've been celibate since 1987. Yup. I orgasm internally as a part of my practice. Well, I don't know how to do that, but I am gonna take a break from the ladies.
๊ทธ ์‹ฌ์ • ์•Œ์•„์š” ๋‚œ 1987๋…„๋ถ€ํ„ฐ ๊ธˆ์š•ํ–ˆ์–ด์š” ์ˆ˜ํ–‰์„ ํ†ตํ•ด ๋‚ด์ ์œผ๋กœ ์˜ค๋ฅด๊ฐ€์Šด์— ์˜ค๋ฅด๊ณ ์š” ์ „ ๊ทธ๊ฑด ํ•  ์ค„ ๋ชจ๋ฅด์ง€๋งŒ ๋‹น๋ถ„๊ฐ„ ์—ฌ์ž๋Š” ๋ฉ€๋ฆฌํ•˜๋ ค๊ณ ์š”
A good long break. Thanks again, son. Also, your equipment smells delicious. Be well. Hey. -Hey. -You fixed the sound, right? Without music, this event is just dirt, so thank you.
์•„์ฃผ ์˜ค๋žซ๋™์•ˆ ๋ง์ด์—์š” ๊ณ ๋งˆ์› ์–ด์š” ์žฅ๋น„ ๋ƒ„์ƒˆ๊ฐ€ ๊ธฐ๊ฐ€ ๋ง‰ํžŒ๋Œ€์š” ๊ฑด๊ฐ•ํ•˜์„ธ์š” ์ €๊ธฐ์š” - ์•ˆ๋…•ํ•˜์„ธ์š” - ์Œํ–ฅ ๊ณ ์นœ ๋ถ„์ด์ฃ ? ์Œ์•…์ด ์—†์—ˆ์œผ๋ฉด ์ง€๊ฒจ์› ์„ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ์š”
I work out. What? Yeah. Oh! Hi! Madison, I want you to meet my friend, Josh. Josh, this is Madison. -It's so nice to meet you, Madison. -Nice to meet you, too.
์ € ์šด๋™ํ•ด์š” ๋„ค? ๋„ค ๋งค๋””์Šจ, ์•„๋น  ์นœ๊ตฌ ์†Œ๊ฐœํ• ๊ฒŒ ์กฐ์‰ฌ์•ผ ์กฐ์‰ฌ, ์ด์ชฝ์€ ๋งค๋””์Šจ์ด๊ณ  - ๋งŒ๋‚˜์„œ ๋ฐ˜๊ฐ‘๋‹ค, ๋งค๋””์Šจ - ์ €๋„ ๋ฐ˜๊ฐ€์›Œ์š”
-I heard that you like snails. -I'm more into pegasuses now. Oh! Okay. Yeah, let's take this back and get you a pegasus then. Oh, no, let's get a pegasus in addition to this one.
- ๋‹ฌํŒฝ์ด ์ข‹์•„ํ•œ๋‹ค๋ฉฐ - ์š”์ฆ˜์€ ํŽ˜๊ฐ€์ˆ˜์Šค๊ฐ€ ๋” ์ข‹์•„์š” ๊ทธ๋ ‡๋‹ค๋ฉด ์ด๊ฑฐ ๋ฐ˜ํ’ˆํ•˜๊ณ  ํŽ˜๊ฐ€์ˆ˜์Šค๋ฅผ ์‚ฌ์ค„๊ฒŒ ์•„๋‡จ, ์ด๊ฒƒ๋„ ์ฃผ๊ณ  ํŽ˜๊ฐ€์ˆ˜์Šค๋„ ์‚ฌ์ฃผ์„ธ์š”
-Uh, Madison! -Okay. Done. I like your boyfriend, Daddy. He ain't cheap. -You guys want a boba? -Yeah. So, you and V are good now? -Yeah, we, like, totally bonded. Hi! -Hey!
- ๋งค๋””์Šจ! - ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ํ•˜์ž ์•„๋น  ๋‚จ์นœ ๋งˆ์Œ์— ์™ ๋“ค์–ด์š” ์ง ๋Œ์ด๊ฐ€ ์•„๋‹ˆ๋„ค์š” - ๋ณด๋ฐ”์ฐจ ๋งˆ์‹ค๋ž˜? - ๋„ค ์ด์ œ ๋ฐœ๋ Œ์‹œ์•„์™€ ์นœํ•ด์กŒ๋‹ค๊ณ ์š”? - ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ, ์™„์ „ ์ ˆ์นœ์ด์•ผ - ์•ˆ๋…•!
Hey, bitch. I heard you peed on some stuff. Yeah, I did. I always knew I kinda liked you. You're basic but in an enjoyable way. -Thanks, bitch. -Yeah.
์•ˆ๋…•, ์„ผ ๋…„ ์žฅ๋น„์— ์˜ค์คŒ ์ŒŒ๋‹ค๋ฉด์„œ์š” ์ŒŒ์ง€ ์˜ˆ์ „๋ถ€ํ„ฐ ๋งˆ์Œ์— ๋“ค์—ˆ์–ด์š” ์ข€ ํ‰๋ฒ”ํ•œ๋ฐ ์žฌ๋ฏธ์žˆ์—ˆ๊ฑฐ๋“ ์š” - ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ, ์„ผ ๋…„ - ๋„ค
Oh, guys, we're all bitches. Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. Also, we're liberating that word from its misogynistic confines, just like we liberated ourselves from Josh Chan. -No, uh-uh. -This is so easy.
๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๊ณ  ๋ณด๋‹ˆ ์…‹ ๋‹ค ์„ผ ๋…„์ด๋„ค ์„ผ ๋…„, ์„ผ ๋…„, ์„ผ ๋…„ ๊ทธ๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ์—ฌ์„ฑ ์ฐจ๋ณ„์ ์ธ ๊ทธ ๋ง๋„ ํ•ด๋ฐฉ์‹œ์ผฐ๊ณ  ์กฐ์‰ฌ์—๊ฒŒ์„œ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์ž์‹ ์„ ํ•ด๋ฐฉ์‹œ์ผฐ๋“ฏ์ด - ์•ˆ ๋ผ์š” - ๋ˆ ๋ฒŒ๊ธฐ ์‰ฝ๋„ค
-Oh, my God. - Five dollars. Why did I agree to this with both of you? -Thank you. -It's a work in progress. Anyway, as I was saying-- Bitch, bitch, bitch. Uh, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. Oh, yeah, Roxane Gay wrote an op-ed on that word. I just read it. Whoa. Wait, that's so hot.
- ๋ฏธ์น˜๊ฒ ๋„ค - 5๋‹ฌ๋Ÿฌ ์™œ ๋‚ด๊ธฐ๋ฅผ ํ•œ๋‹ค๊ณ  ํ•ด์„œ - ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ - ๋‚˜์•„์ง€๊ฒ ์ง€ ๊ทธ๋‚˜์ €๋‚˜ ๋‚ด ๋ง์€... ์„ผ ๋…„, ์„ผ ๋…„, ์„ผ ๋…„ ๋งž์•„, ๋ก์‚ฐ ๊ฒŒ์ด๊ฐ€ ์นผ๋Ÿผ์—์„œ ๊ทธ ๋ง์„ ์ผ๋”๋ผ๊ณ  ์™€, ์ •๋ง ๋ฉ‹์ง€๋‹ค
-Is this the place? -Do you need, like, a bigger doughnut--? It was a dumb question. -You can see that thing from Mars, man. -Well, forgive, Your Honor. -I know. -Get it? Law joke.
- ์—ฌ๊ธฐ์˜ˆ์š”? - ๋„๋„› ๋” ํฐ ๊ฒƒ์œผ๋กœ ์ค„๊นŒ์š”? ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ๋ฉ์ฒญํ•œ ๊ฑธ ๋ฌป๋‹ค๋‹ˆ - ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ๊ฑธ ๋ฌผ์–ด๋ด์•ผ ์•Œ์•„์š”? - ์ฃ„์†กํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค, ์žฌํŒ์žฅ๋‹˜ - ์›ƒ๊ฒจ - ๋ฒ•๋Œ€์ƒ ์กฐํฌ์˜€์–ด์š”
Hi! Hi! Hi, what are you...? Hi. Oh, wow! Okay. I'm so sorry. This is-- -Hi, I'm Sunil Odhav. -Oh, hi! Hi. I'm Paula's bitch, kinda. I'm sorry.
์•ˆ๋…•, ์•ˆ๋…•, ์—ฌ๊ธด ์›ฌ์ผ๋กœ... ์•ˆ๋…•ํ•˜์„ธ์š” ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ตฌ๋‚˜, ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด์š” ์ด์ชฝ์€... - ์ „ ์ˆ˜๋‹ ์˜ค๋‹ค๋ธŒ์˜ˆ์š” - ์•ˆ๋…•ํ•˜์„ธ์š” ์ „ ํด๋ผ์˜ ์กธ๊ฐœ์˜ˆ์š” ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด์š”
Um, it's-- This is kinda embarrassing, but you two are wearing the same bracelet. Yeah, they're friendship bracelets. My daughters helped me make them.
์ข€ ์ฐฝํ”ผํ•œ๋ฐ ๊ฐ™์€ ํŒ”์ฐŒ๋ฅผ ์ฐจ๊ณ  ์žˆ๋„ค์š” ๋„ค, ์šฐ์ •์˜ ํŒ”์ฐŒ์˜ˆ์š” ๋”ธ์• ๊ฐ€ ๋งŒ๋“œ๋Š” ๊ฑธ ๋„์™€์คฌ์–ด์š”
Oh! Oh, oh, okay. Oh, fun, fun! Yeah. So adorable. -Okay, I'm gonna go sit-- get a table. -Great. -Yeah. -Okay. Just, you know... He seems so-- Is that from--? Law school!
์™€, ์žฌ๋ฏธ์žˆ์–ด์š” ์ •๋ง ์˜ˆ์˜๊ณ ์š” - ๋‚œ ๊ฐ€์„œ ์ž๋ฆฌ ์žก์„๊ฒŒ์š” - ๊ทธ๋ž˜์š” - ๋„ค - ๋‚œ ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ... ์ €๋ถ„์€... ๋ฒ•๋Œ€ ๊ฐ™์ด ๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š” ๋ถ„์ด์—์š”?
Yes! Oh, right. We're just here. We're just gonna, you know, study and coffee and sugar and... -I'm gonna-- Yeah, I'm just gonna-- -Okay. You just-- I'm gonna-- -Yeah. -Okay.
๋งž์•„์š”, ์ž ๊น ๋“ค๋ €์–ด์š” ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ ๊ณต๋ถ€๋„ ํ•˜๊ณ  ์ปคํ”ผ๋„ ์ข€ ๋งˆ์‹œ๊ณ ์š” - ๋‚œ ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ... ๋‚œ ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ... - ๊ทธ๋ž˜์š”, ๋‚˜๋„... - ๋„ค - ๊ทธ๋ž˜์š”
Okay. Bye. So... -Connecticut. -Connecticut. It's just too much. It's too much. Like, that was... New Jersey? ...17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24...
์•ˆ๋…• ๊ทธ๋‚˜์ €๋‚˜... - ์ฝ”๋„คํ‹ฐ์ปท - ์ฝ”๋„คํ‹ฐ์ปท ๋„ˆ๋ฌดํ•˜์ž–์•„์š” ๊ฐ๋‹น์ด ์•ˆ ๋ผ์š” ๋‰ด์ €์ง€? ๋งž์•„์š” 17, 18, 19, 20 21, 22, 23...
Okay, uh... 21, 22, 23... Damn it. Okay, uh... One, two, three, four, five... Call me. I think it's official that we're a squad. You gonna drink that extra juice box? Take it.
21, 22, 23... ๋นŒ์–ด๋จน์„ ๋‹ค์‹œ ํ•˜๋‚˜, ๋‘˜, ์…‹, ๋„ท, ๋‹ค์„ฏ... ์ „ํ™”ํ•ด์š” ๊ผญ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์…‹์ด ๋ชจ์ด๋‹ˆ ๋ฌด์Šจ ์กฐ์ง ๊ฐ™์•„ ๊ทธ ์ฃผ์Šค ๋งˆ์‹ค ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š”?
-Thanks. -That's my best friend. You don't think that Paula feels left out, right? She doesn't feel like I've replaced her. Introducing the newest member of our girl group, Pa-Pa-Pa-Paula.
- ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ์š” - ์ œ ์นœ๊ตฌ์˜ˆ์š” ํด๋ผ๊ฐ€ ์†Œ์™ธ๊ฐ ๋А๋ผ์ง„ ์•Š๊ฒ ์ฃ ? ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์ž๊ธธ ๋ฒ„๋ ธ๋‹ค๊ณ  ์ƒ๊ฐํ•˜์ง„ ์•Š๊ฒ ์ฃ ? ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์—ฌ์„ฑ ์กฐ์ง์˜ ์ƒˆ ๋ฉค๋ฒ„๋ฅผ ์†Œ๊ฐœํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค, ํด๋ผ์˜ˆ์š”
Our relationship has always been one-sided. I give, you take, and that is how it works. -Hey. -I work out. Move up. Quit texting your new girlfriend. Um, Anna is not my new girlfriend. We've only been out on three amazing dates. Sorry. Just-- Anna texted me a picture of a cat dressed up like a dog.
์šฐ๋ฆฌ ๊ด€๊ณ„๋Š” ํ•ญ์ƒ ์ผ๋ฐฉ์ ์ด์—ˆ์–ด์š” ๋‚œ ์ฃผ๊ณ  ๋ ˆ๋ฒ ์นด๋Š” ๋ฐ›๊ณ  ํ•ญ์ƒ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ์‹์ด์—ˆ์–ด์š” - ์•ˆ๋…•ํ•˜์„ธ์š” - ๋‚˜ ์šด๋™ํ•ด์š” ์ƒˆ ์—ฌ์นœํ•œํ…Œ ๋ฌธ์ž์งˆ ๊ทธ๋งŒํ•˜๊ณ  ์–ผ๋ฅธ ๊ฐ€ ์• ๋‚˜ํ•˜๊ณ  ์‚ฌ๊ท€๋Š” ๊ฑฐ ์•„๋ƒ ๋๋‚ด์ฃผ๋Š” ๋ฐ์ดํŠธ ์„ธ ๋ฒˆ ํ•œ ๊ฑฐ ๊ฐ–๊ณ  ๋ฏธ์•ˆ, ์• ๋‚˜๊ฐ€ ๊ฐœ๋กœ ๋ณ€์žฅํ•œ ๊ณ ์–‘์ด ์‚ฌ์ง„์„ ๋ณด๋ƒˆ์–ด
Where does she find this stuff? I'm throwing it out. Hey, Trish! Hey, Eddie. -Hey, you. -Oh, um, I'm George. Yeah, you are. Hey, P.P., what happened to all your fun desk stuff?
์ด๋Ÿฐ ๊ฑด ์–ด๋””์„œ ์ฐพ์ง€? ๋ฒ„๋ฆด ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ์•ˆ๋…•, ํŠธ๋ฆฌ์‰ฌ, ์—๋”” ํ™”๋‹ˆํƒ€, ๋ณ„์ผ ์—†์ง€? ์ž๋„ค - ์ „ ์กฐ์ง€์˜ˆ์š” - ๊ทธ๋ ‡์ง€ ์ฐธ PP, ์ฑ…์ƒ์— ์žˆ๋˜ ์žฌ๋ฏธ๋‚œ ๋ฌผ๊ฑด๋“ค ๋‹ค ์–ด๋”” ๊ฐ”์–ด?
I am rebranding. And, for starters, don't ever call me P.P. again. Oh, wait a minute. Now, you're not gonna throw out the "Honk if you're horny, Paula Proctor is 40" bumper sticker! -That's classic. -I have new interests now, Darryl.
์ด๋ฏธ์ง€ ๊ฐœ์„  ์ค‘์ด์—์š” ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋‹ˆ ๋‚  PP๋ผ ๋ถ€๋ฅด์ง€ ๋ง์•„์š” ์ž ๊น๋งŒ ์„ค๋งˆ ์ด ์Šคํ‹ฐ์ปค ๋ฒ„๋ฆฌ๋ ค๊ณ ? '๊ฒฝ์  ํ•œ ๋ฒˆ ์šธ๋ ค๋ณด์‹œ์ง€ ๋‚œ ๋งˆํ” ์‚ด ํด๋ผ ํ”„๋กํ„ฐ๋ผ๊ณ ' - ์–ผ๋งˆ๋‚˜ ์›ƒ๊ธฐ๋Š”๋ฐ - ์ด์ œ ์ƒˆ๋กœ์šด ๊ด€์‹ฌ์‚ฌ๊ฐ€ ์ƒ๊ฒผ์–ด์š”
Oh, hello, Darryl. Good morning. And good morning... this guy. You are looking very well. Yeah, thanks. Actually, my mother found a lump-- You're so funny.
์•ˆ๋…•ํ•˜์„ธ์š”, ๋ฐ๋ฆด ์ข‹์€ ์•„์นจ์ด์—์š” ์•ˆ๋…•ํ•˜์„ธ์š”, ์‹ ์‚ฌ ์–‘๋ฐ˜ ์˜ค๋Š˜ ์ข‹์•„ ๋ณด์—ฌ์š” ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ์š” ์‹ค์€ ์–ด๋จธ๋‹ˆ ๋ชธ์— ํ˜น์ด... ์ง„์งœ ์›ƒ๊ธฐ์‹œ๋„ค์š”
You're my favorite person in this three-foot radius. Well, that's nice to hear 'cause the doctor was crying when he told us. So, it's... it's probably not good.
์‚ฌ๋ฐฉ 1๋ฏธํ„ฐ ๋‚ด์—์„œ๋Š” ๊ทธ์ชฝ์ด ์ œ์ผ ๋ฉ‹์ง„ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด์—์š” ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ๋งํ•ด์ฃผ๋‹ˆ ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ์š” ๊ทธ ์†Œ์‹์„ ์ „ํ•˜๋ฉด์„œ ์˜์‚ฌ ์„ ์ƒ๋‹˜๋„ ์šฐ์‹œ๋”๋ผ๊ณ ์š” ๊ฝค ์‹ฌ๊ฐํ•œ ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์•„์š” ๋„ค
Yeah, uh-huh. Okay, cool. We'll talk about this later, best friend. Okay. That's fine. Are you and Rebecca still fighting? Come on, you guys are besties. Someone should apologize.
๊ทธ๋ ‡์ง€๋งŒ... ๋‚˜์ค‘์— ์–˜๊ธฐํ•ด์š” ์•„๋ฌด๋ž˜๋„... ๋‚˜์ค‘์— ์–˜๊ธฐํ•ด์š”, ์ ˆ์นœ ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์•„์š” ๊ดœ์ฐฎ๋‹ค๊ณ ์š” ๋‘ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ ์•„์ง๋„ ๋ƒ‰์ „์ด์—์š”? ๋‘˜์€ ์ ˆ์นœ์ด์ž–์•„์š” ํ•œ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์€ ์‚ฌ๊ณผํ•ด์•ผ์ฃ 
-I don't want to take sides. -No one needs you to do anything. I wonder what selfish person would hog all the pink highlighters. Oh! Look at that.
- ๋‚œ ํŽธ๋“ค๊ธฐ ์‹ซ์–ด์š” - ํŽธ๋“ค๋ผ๊ณ  ์•ˆ ํ–ˆ์–ด์š” ์–ด๋–ค ์ด๊ธฐ์ ์ธ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด ํ•‘ํฌ ํ˜•๊ด‘ํŽœ์„ ๋‹ค ๊ฐ€์ ธ๊ฐ”์„๊นŒ? ์—ฌ๊ธฐ ์žˆ๋„ค
There they are. I know what you want, you know. You want me to apologize. You know what, though? I'm not gonna apologize. You know why? I'm always the one who apologizes.
์—ฌ๊ธฐ์— ์žˆ์–ด, ๊ทธ๋ž˜ ์†์…ˆ ๋‹ค ์•Œ์•„์š” ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์‚ฌ๊ณผํ•˜๊ธธ ๋ฐ”๋ผ์ฃ ? ์›ƒ๊ธฐ์ง€ ๋ง์•„์š” ๋‚œ ์ ˆ๋Œ€ ์‚ฌ๊ณผ ์•ˆ ํ•ด์š” ์ด์œ ๋ฅผ ๋งํ•ด์ค„๊นŒ์š”? ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ํ•ญ์ƒ ๋จผ์ € ์‚ฌ๊ณผํ•˜๋‹ˆ๊นŒ์š”
Usually, it's because I'm the one that did the bad thing. But not this time, not this time. You owe me the apology this time. You want to know why? You want to know why?
๋ณดํ†ต์€ ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋จผ์ € ์ž˜๋ชปํ•˜๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ์‚ฌ๊ณผ๋ฅผ ํ•œ ๊ฑฐ์ง€๋งŒ ์ด๋ฒˆ์€ ์•„๋‹ˆ์—์š” ํด๋ผ๊ฐ€ ์‚ฌ๊ณผํ•ด์•ผ ํ•ด์š” ์ด์œ ๋ฅผ ์•Œ๊ณ  ์‹ถ์–ด์š”?