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Gourmet donuts from the new place on East Cameron. We like our usual place. And you got one dinosaur-shaped donut? What are we supposed to do with that?
์ด์ŠคํŠธ ์บ๋จธ๋ก ์— ์ƒˆ๋กœ ์ƒ๊ธด ๊ณ ๊ธ‰ ๋„๋„› ๊ฐ€๊ฒŒ์—์„œ ์‚ฌ ์™”์–ด์š” ์šฐ๋ฆฐ ๋‹จ๊ณจ์ง‘ ๊ฒŒ ๋” ์ข‹์•„์š” ๊ณต๋ฃก ๋ชจ์–‘ ํ•œ ๊ฐœ๋งŒ ์ƒ€์–ด์š”? ๋ˆ„๊ฐ€ ๋จน์œผ๋ผ๊ณ ์š”?
-Fight over it? -I was trying to make it up to you. Next time, just get what you're supposed to get. Better yet, just show up. I think I can do that. I hope I can.
- ์‹ธ์šฐ๋ผ๊ณ ์š”? - ์‚ฌ์ฃ„ํ•˜๊ณ  ์‹ถ์—ˆ์–ด์š” ๋‹ค์Œ์—” ๋‹จ๊ณจ์ง‘ ๊ฑธ ์‚ฌ์™€์š” ๊ทธ๋ณด๋‹ค ๋น ์ง€์ง€ ๋ง๊ณ ์š” ๋„ค, ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ํ• ๊ฒŒ์š” ๋…ธ๋ ฅํ• ๊ฒŒ์š”
Now, let's split this adorable dinosaur before people see it. -You get the butt. -Yeah. So he wasn't getting drunk? He was just sitting there on a bench with a box of donuts?
์ด ๋ฉ‹์ง„ ๊ณต๋ฃก ๋„๋„›์€ ๋ˆ„๊ฐ€ ๋ณด๊ธฐ ์ „์— ๋‚˜๋ˆ  ๋จน์์‹œ๋‹ค - ์—‰๋ฉ์ด ์ชฝ ๋จน์–ด์š” - ๋„ค "8์—ฐ์†" ์ˆ ์„ ๋งˆ์‹  ๊ฒŒ ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ผ๊ณ ? ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ ๋„๋„› ํ•œ ๋ฐ•์Šค๋ฅผ ์•ˆ๊ณ  ๋ฒค์น˜์— ์•‰์•„์žˆ์—ˆ๋‹ค๊ณ ?
Yeah, he was fine. He was great, actually. He's, like-- He's learning to process things differently. He actually seemed like he was in a great place.
๊ทธ๋ž˜, ๋ฉ€์ฉกํ•˜๋”๋ผ ์•„์ฃผ ์ข‹์•„ ๋ณด์˜€์–ด ์ƒํ™ฉ์„ ๋ฐ›์•„๋“ค์ด๋Š” ํƒœ๋„๊ฐ€ ๋‹ฌ๋ผ์กŒ์–ด ์ •๋ง ๋งˆ์Œ์˜ ํ‰ํ™”๋ฅผ ์ฐพ์€ ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์•˜์–ด
Oh. Phew. Man, I am so relieved. That is so good. So, uh... hey, it all kind of worked out. Totally. Hey, you said you love video games. You want to get in here?
์ •๋ง ์•ˆ์‹ฌ๋œ๋‹ค ์•„์ฃผ ์ž˜๋์–ด ๊ฒฐ๊ตญ ๋‹ค ์ž˜๋œ ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์•„ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋„ค, ๋น„๋””์˜ค๊ฒŒ์ž„ ์ข‹์•„ํ•œ๋Œ”์ง€ ๊ฐ™์ด ํ•œํŒ ํ• ๊นŒ?
Um, I'm not feeling the video games right now. Actually, I lied to you. I don't-- I don't like video games. Just like you lied about ping pong? What was that about?
์ง€๊ธˆ์€ ๋ณ„๋กœ ์ƒ๊ฐ์ด ์—†๋„ค ์‹ค์€ ๊ฑฐ์ง“๋งํ–ˆ์–ด ๋‚˜ ๋น„๋””์˜ค๊ฒŒ์ž„ ์‹ซ์–ดํ•ด ํƒ๊ตฌ ์ž˜ํ•œ๋‹ค๊ณ  ๊ฑฐ์ง“๋งํ•œ ๊ฒƒ์ฒ˜๋Ÿผ? ์™œ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ?
I was trying to spend time with you, Josh. That's what the whole stupid ping pong thing was about. You know what, Josh? You live here. You do. And you can tell yourself whatever, but I deserve to be with someone who treats me well.
๋„ˆํ•˜๊ณ  ๊ฐ™์ด ์žˆ๊ณ  ์‹ถ์–ด์„œ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ๊ฑฐ์ง€ ๊ทธ๋ž˜์„œ ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ๋ฉ์ฒญํ•œ ์ง“์„ ํ•œ ๊ฑฐ๋ผ๊ณ  ์กฐ์‰ฌ, ๋„ˆ ์—ฌ๊ธฐ ์‚ด์ž–์•„ ๋„ˆํ•œํ…Œ ๋ญ๋ผ๊ณ  ๋งํ•˜๊ฑด ์ƒ๊ด€์—†์–ด ํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ๋‚œ ๋‚˜ํ•œํ…Œ ์ž˜ํ•ด์ฃผ๋Š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๊ณผ ์žˆ๊ณ  ์‹ถ์–ด
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. He made me feel warm inside, like glitter was exploding inside me. Then, I moved here. Josh and Rebecca are having sex and basically living together.
์•Œ์•˜์–ด ๊ทธ๋ž˜, ๊ทธ๊ฑฐ์•ผ ๋ฐ˜์ง์ด๊ฐ€ ํญ๋ฐœํ•˜๋“ฏ์ด ๋‚ด ์†์ด ๋”ฐ๋œปํ•ด์ง€๋Š” ๊ฑธ ๋А๊ผˆ์–ด์š” ๊ทธ๋ž˜์„œ ์ด์‚ฌํ–ˆ์–ด์š” ์กฐ์‰ฌ์™€ ๋ ˆ๋ฒ ์นด๋Š” ์„น์Šค๋„ ํ•˜๊ณ  ๊ฐ™์ด ์‚ด์•„
What? I am applying to law school! Yes, yes, yes, yes! My dreams might actually come true. I got a DUI, spent a night in jail. Turns out I'm an alcoholic.
๋ญ? ๋ฒ•๋Œ€์— ์ง€์›ํ•  ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ๋Œ€๋ฐ•! ์™„์ „ ๋Œ€๋ฐ•! ๋‚ด ๊ฟˆ์ด ์‹คํ˜„๋  ์ˆ˜๋„ ์žˆ์–ด์š” ์Œ์ฃผ์šด์ „์œผ๋กœ ํ•˜๋ฃจ ๊ฐ์˜ฅ์—์„œ ์žค๊ณ  ์‹ค์€ ๋‚˜ ์•Œ์ฝ”์˜ฌ ์ค‘๋…์ž์•ผ
I've been going to meetings and I'm trying to stay sober. That's it. Bingo, bango, done. Beers? What's this? Okay. Just a simple contract laying all the terms of our friendship.
์ˆ ์„ ๋Š์œผ๋ ค๊ณ  ๊ธˆ์ฃผ ๋ชจ์ž„์—๋„ ๋‚˜๊ฐ€๊ณ  ์žˆ์–ด ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ๋‹ค์•ผ, ๋งฅ์ฃผ ๋งˆ์‹ค๋ž˜? ์ด๊ฒŒ ๋ญ์˜ˆ์š”? ์ด๊ฑด ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์šฐ์ •์— ๋Œ€ํ•œ ๋‚ด์šฉ์„ ์ ์€ ๊ฐ„๋‹จํ•œ ๊ณ„์•ฝ์„œ์˜ˆ์š”
It stipulates that my services as a friend are limited to consultation and support, and exclude shenanigans. Rebecca, I'm very glad you're welcoming the opportunity to work on yourself.
์นœ๊ตฌ๋กœ์„œ์˜ ๋‚ด ์—ญํ• ์€ ์ƒ๋‹ด๊ณผ ์ง€์›์œผ๋กœ ํ•œ์ •ํ•˜๊ณ  ๋ถˆ๋ฒ•์ ์ธ ๊ฑด ๋บ์–ด์š” ๋ ˆ๋ฒ ์นด, ๋“œ๋””์–ด ๋ณธ์ธ์˜ ๋ฌธ์ œ๋ฅผ ํ•ด๊ฒฐํ•˜๊ธฐ๋กœ ํ–ˆ๋‹ค๋‹ˆ ๊ธฐ๋ป์š”
The reason I got a DUI is because I was driving over the next morning to tell you that I loved you. -Oh, my God. -You and Josh... you're happy, right?
๋„ ์‚ฌ๋ž‘ํ•œ๋‹ค๊ณ  ๋งํ•˜๋Ÿฌ ๊ฐ€๋‹ค ๊ฒฝ์ฐฐ์— ๊ฑธ๋ฆฐ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ - ์„ธ์ƒ์— - ์กฐ์‰ฌ์™€ ๋„Œ ํ–‰๋ณตํ•˜์ง€?
-And he treats you well? -Um... yes. I deserve to be with someone who treats me well. Okay. Is that Greg's sweatshirt? I'm so hungry. I can't wait for that pizza.
- ๋„ˆํ•œํ…Œ ์ž˜ํ•ด์ฃผ์ง€? - ๊ทธ๋ž˜ ๋‚œ ๋‚˜ํ•œํ…Œ ์ž˜ํ•ด์ฃผ๋Š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๊ณผ ์žˆ๊ณ  ์‹ถ์–ด ์•Œ์•˜์–ด "์—๋ชจ๋ฆฌ" ์ด๊ฑฐ ๊ทธ๋ ‰ ์…”์ธ ์•ผ? ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ๋ฐฐ๊ณ ํŒŒ ๋”๋Š” ๋ชป ๊ธฐ๋‹ค๋ฆฌ๊ฒ ์–ด
Yeah, me neither. I'm starving. Mm. Greg? -Greg, what are you doing? -Yeah, what are you doing, Greg? Pizza in the bedroom? That's crazy. I hope you brought napkins.
๋‚˜๋„ ๊ทธ๋ž˜, ๋ฐฐ๊ณ ํŒŒ ์ฃฝ๊ฒ ์–ด ๊ทธ๋ ‰? - ๊ทธ๋ ‰, ์—ฌ๊ธด ์›ฌ์ผ์ด์•ผ? - ๊ทธ๋ž˜, ์—ฌ๊ธฐ์„œ ๋ญ ํ•ด, ๊ทธ๋ ‰? ํ”ผ์ž๋ฅผ ์นจ๋Œ€์—์„œ? ์ •๋ง ์ฃฝ์ธ๋‹ค ๋ƒ…ํ‚จ๋„ ์ฑ™๊ฒจ์™”๊ฒ ์ง€?
Oh! Come here, silly head. Oh, God, this is great. I was so torn between you two. Josh, I've loved you since I was 16 years old, and, Greg, I thought you were too damaged to love me. But now that you're in recovery, you seem like a really viable alternative. It's so great now that I don't have to choose.
์ด๋ฆฌ ์™€, ๊ท€์—ผ๋‘ฅ์ด ์„ธ์ƒ์—, ๊ฟˆ๋งŒ ๊ฐ™์•„ ๋ˆ„๊ตด ๊ณ ๋ฅผ์ง€ ๋จธ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ์•„ํŒ ๋Š”๋ฐ ์กฐ์‰ฌ, ๋‚œ 16์‚ด ๋•Œ๋ถ€ํ„ฐ ๋„ ์‚ฌ๋ž‘ํ–ˆ์–ด ๊ทธ๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ๊ทธ๋ ‰, ๋‚œ ๋„ค๊ฐ€ ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ๋ถˆ์•ˆ์ •ํ•ด์„œ ๊ฑฑ์ •ํ–ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ์ด์ œ ํšŒ๋ณต ์ค‘์ด๋‹ˆ ์ด๋งŒํ•˜๋ฉด ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์€ ํ›„๋ณด ๊ฐ™๊ณ  ์ •๋ง ์‹ ๋‚œ๋‹ค ํ•˜๋‚˜๋งŒ ์•ˆ ๊ณจ๋ผ๋„ ๋˜๊ณ 
Isn't it awesome? Hey, before we dive into the 'za, how about a three-way spoon sesh? Hey, who gets to have sex with me tonight? You guys want to arm wrestle for it?
์ •๋ง ์ฃฝ์ด์ง€? ํ”ผ์ž ๋จน๊ธฐ ์ „์— ์…‹์ด์„œ ์ฐํ•˜๊ฒŒ ํ•œ ๋ฒˆ ์•ˆ์„๊นŒ? ์˜ค๋Š˜ ๋ˆ„๊ฐ€ ๋‚˜ํ•˜๊ณ  ์„น์Šคํ•  ๊ฑฐ์•ผ? ๋‘˜์ด ํŒ”์”จ๋ฆ„์œผ๋กœ ์ •ํ• ๋ž˜?
- Sure! - Okay. Kiss time. That's how it works when you have two significant others at the same time. Right? I was on BuzzFeed, and I saw a listicle about polyamory. And it described it as "the ethical and responsible practice in philosophy of loving multiple people."
- ์ข‹์•„ - ์ข‹์•„ ์ด์ œ ๋‚˜ํ•œํ…Œ ํ‚ค์Šคํ•ด ์• ์ธ์ด ๋™์‹œ์— ๋‘˜์ด๋ฉด ์ด๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ํ•˜๋ฉด ๋˜์ž–์•„์š” ์•ˆ ๊ทธ๋ž˜์š”? '๋ฒ„์ฆˆํ”ผ๋“œ' ๊ธฐ์‚ฌ์—์„œ ๋‹ค์ž๊ฐ„ ์—ฐ์• ์— ๋Œ€ํ•ด ์ฝ์—ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ '๋‘˜ ์ด์ƒ์˜ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค์ด ์œค๋ฆฌ์ ์ด๊ณ  ์ฑ…์ž„๊ฐ ์žˆ๊ฒŒ ์‚ฌ๋ž‘ํ•˜๋Š” ์ฒ ํ•™'์ด๋ผ๊ณ  ์„ค๋ช…ํ•˜๋”๊ตฐ์š”
And then, it hit me. Josh, Greg, and I could be a polyamorous throuple, like you guys, since I can't choose between them. This sort of relationship isn't a default option for someone who can't choose.
์กฐ์‰ฌ, ๊ทธ๋ ‰, ์ € ์…‹์ด ๋‹ค์ž๊ฐ„ ์—ฐ์• ๋ฅผ ํ•˜๋ฉด ๋˜์ฃ  ์„ธ ๋ถ„์ฒ˜๋Ÿผ์š” ํ•˜๋‚˜๋งŒ ๋ชป ๊ณ ๋ฅด๊ฒ ์–ด์š” ์ €ํฌ ๊ด€๊ณ„๋Š” ๋‘ ๋‚จ์ž ์‚ฌ์ด์—์„œ ๊ณ ๋ฏผํ•˜๋Š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์˜ ํ•ด๊ฒฐ์ฑ…์ด ์•„๋‹ˆ์—์š”
And it's definitely not about arm wrestling for sex. You know, I thought you were writing an article on us for Psychology Today. That's what it said on the Craigslist ad.
ํŒ”์”จ๋ฆ„์œผ๋กœ ์„น์Šค ์ƒ๋Œ€๋ฅผ ์ •ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑด ๋”๋”์šฑ ์•„๋‹ˆ๊ณ ์š” '์‚ฌ์ด์ฝœ๋กœ์ง€ ํˆฌ๋ฐ์ด'์— ์ €ํฌ ๊ธฐ์‚ฌ๋ฅผ ์“ฐ์‹ ๋‹ค๋ฉด์„œ์š” ํฌ๋ ˆ์ด๊ทธ๋ฆฌ์ŠคํŠธ ๊ด‘๊ณ ์— ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ๋‚ด์…จ์ž–์•„์š”
Right. Okay. So, don't be mad at me, but that was a straight up lie, but I still want to buy your TV stand. Okay, come on. Wait, wait. Please, please. Don't go, don't go.
์ข‹์•„์š”, ํ™”๋‚ด์ง€ ๋งˆ์„ธ์š” ์ƒˆ๋นจ๊ฐ„ ๊ฑฐ์ง“๋ง์ด์—ˆ์–ด์š” ๊ทธ๋ž˜๋„ TV ์Šคํƒ ๋“œ๋Š” ์‚ด๊ฒŒ์š” ์ž ๊น๋งŒ์š”, ์ œ๋ฐœ์š” ๊ฐ€์ง€ ๋งˆ์„ธ์š”
Listen, I am legitimately torn. What you're describing is a love triangle. That's a completely different thing. A love triangle? I guess you're right. That is what I'm in.
์ „ ์ •๋ง ๋ชป ๊ณ ๋ฅด๊ฒ ์–ด์š” ์ง€๊ธˆ ๊ทธ์ชฝ์ด ์ฒ˜ํ•œ ์ƒํ™ฉ์€ ์‚ผ๊ฐ๊ด€๊ณ„์˜ˆ์š” ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ๊ด€๊ณ„์™€๋Š” ์ „ํ˜€ ๋‹ฌ๋ผ์š” ์‚ผ๊ฐ๊ด€๊ณ„์š”? ๊ทธ์ชฝ ๋ง์ด ๋งž๋„ค์š” ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ๊ฑฐ ๊ฐ™์•„์š”
Oh, dear. What's a girl to do? You don't seem to know how to count. We are sincerely worried about you. Catch me! You're ruining the number!
์„ธ์ƒ์— ์ด๋Ÿด ๋• ์–ด์ฉŒ๋ฉด ์ข‹์ง€? ์ˆซ์ž๋„ ์ œ๋Œ€๋กœ ๋ชป ์„ธ๋Š”๊ตฐ์š” ์ •๋ง ๋‹น์‹ ์ด ๊ฑฑ์ •๋ผ์š” ๋‚  ์žก์•„์š” ์ˆ˜ํ•™์„ ๋ง์น˜๊ณ  ์žˆ์ž–์•„์š”
So you see my predicament? -Cut the baby voice. -Okay. Rebecca, your approach to this situation is fallacious. -Huh? -Actually, there are two fallacies.
์ œ ์ƒํ™ฉ์„ ์ดํ•ดํ•˜์‹œ์ฃ ? - ์•„๊ธฐ ๋ชฉ์†Œ๋ฆฐ ์ง‘์–ด์น˜์›Œ์š” - ์•Œ์•˜์–ด์š” ๋ ˆ๋ฒ ์นด, ๋‹น์‹ ์€ ์ง€๊ธˆ ์ด ์ƒํ™ฉ์— ์ž˜๋ชป ์ ‘๊ทผํ•˜๊ณ  ์žˆ์–ด์š” - ๋„ค? - ๋‘ ๊ฐ€์ง€ ๋ฉด์—์„œ ์ž˜๋ชป๋์–ด์š”
One, neither man is actually offering you a relationship. Uh, mm, is it neither or kinda both? And two, because of your mental health issues, you shouldn't be in a serious relationship at all.
ํ•˜๋‚˜๋Š” ํ•œ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋„ ์‚ฌ๊ท€์ž๊ณ  ํ•˜์ง€ ์•Š์•˜๊ณ ์š” ๋‘˜ ๋‹ค ํ•œ ๊ฑฐ ๊ฐ™์€๋ฐ์š”? ๋‘ ๋ฒˆ์งธ๋Š” ๋ ˆ๋ฒ ์นด์˜ ์ •์‹  ๊ฑด๊ฐ• ๋ฌธ์ œ๋กœ ์ง€๊ธˆ์€ ์ง„์ง€ํ•œ ๋งŒ๋‚จ์„ ๊ฐ€์ง€๋ฉด ์•ˆ ๋ผ์š”
-But I'm in-- -You feel torn between two men, but it has nothing to do with those men. It has to do with your personal issues. No, you are wrong.
- ๊ทธ๊ฑด ์ œ๊ฐ€... - ๋‘ ๋‚จ์ž ์‚ฌ์ด์—์„œ ๊ณ ๋ฏผํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ์ด ๋ฌธ์ œ๋Š” ๋‘ ๋‚จ์ž์™€ ์ƒ๊ด€์—†์–ด์š” ์ด๊ฑด ๋ณธ์ธ์˜ ๋ฌธ์ œ๋ผ๊ณ ์š” ์•„๋‡จ, ์„ ์ƒ๋‹˜์ด ํ‹€๋ ธ์–ด์š”
I feel that it is my destiny to be with one of these two men. If you're not gonna help me, I know someone who will. Who? Dr. Geller? He's a hack. He got his degree in a hotel conference room in Turks and Caicos.
๋‚œ ์ด ๋‘ ๋‚จ์ž ์ค‘ ํ•˜๋‚˜๊ฐ€ ์ œ ์šด๋ช…์ธ ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์•„์š” ๋ฐ•์‚ฌ๋‹˜์ด ์•ˆ ๋„์™€์ฃผ์‹œ๋ฉด ๋‹ค๋ฅธ ๋ฐ ๊ฐ€๋ณผ๋ž˜์š” ๋ˆ„๊ตฌ์š”? ๊ฒ”๋Ÿฌ ๋ฐ•์‚ฌ์š”? ๊ทธ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ ์—‰ํ„ฐ๋ฆฌ์˜ˆ์š” ํ„ฐํฌ ์•ค ์ผ€์ด์ฝ”์Šค์˜ ํ˜ธํ…”์—์„œ ์—ด๋ฆฐ ํ•™ํšŒ์—์„œ ํ•™์œ„๋ฅผ ๋•„๋‹ค๊ณ ์š”
No, the universe, Dr. Akopian. Look, the whole reason I'm in West Covina is because the universe sent me a sign. Literally, an arrow pointed straight down to Josh on the street in New York.
์šฐ์ฃผ ๋ง์ด์—์š”, ์•„์ฝ”ํ”ผ์•ˆ ๋ฐ•์‚ฌ๋‹˜ ์ œ๊ฐ€ ์›จ์ŠคํŠธ์ฝ”๋น„๋‚˜์— ์˜จ ๊ฒƒ๋„ ์šฐ์ฃผ๊ฐ€ ๊ณ„์‹œ๋ฅผ ๋ณด๋‚ด์„œ ์˜จ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ๋‰ด์š• ๊ฑฐ๋ฆฌ์— ์žˆ๋Š” ์กฐ์‰ฌ์—๊ฒŒ ๋ฐ”๋กœ ํ™”์‚ดํ‘œ๋ฅผ ๋‚ ๋ ค์คฌ๋‹ค๊ณ ์š”
-You're gonna say that's a coincidence? -Yes. Ugh, I know you want me to be so logical, but that's how I've lived my whole life and I have been miserable.
- ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ์šฐ์—ฐ์ด๋ผ๊ณ  ๋ณด์„ธ์š”? - ๋„ค ์ €๋”๋Ÿฌ ๋…ผ๋ฆฌ์ ์œผ๋กœ ์‚ด๋ผ๊ณ  ํ•˜์‹œ๋Š”๋ฐ ํ‰์ƒ ๋…ผ๋ฆฌ์ ์œผ๋กœ ์‚ด์•˜์ง€๋งŒ ํ•ญ์ƒ ๋ถˆํ–‰ํ–ˆ๋‹ค๊ณ ์š”
So, you know what? I'm gonna let destiny take the wheel, like Jesus supposedly does sometimes. And I feel so much better. Oh, my God. Thank you. Thank you, Dr. Akopian.
์ด์ œ ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ ์šด๋ช…์— ๋งก๊ธธ๋ž˜์š” ์˜ˆ์ˆ˜๋‹˜๋„ ๊ฐ€๋” ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ์…จ์ž–์•„์š” ํ•œ๊ฒฐ ํ™€๊ฐ€๋ถ„ํ•ด์š” ์„ธ์ƒ์—, ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ์š” ์•„์ฝ”ํ”ผ์•ˆ ๋ฐ•์‚ฌ๋‹˜, ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ์š”
You know what? I'm calling it. We're done. Take the rest of the day off. I have other patients. You're good. You're really good. Is it even ethical to keep taking her money?
์ƒ๋‹ด์€ ๋๋‚ฌ์–ด์š” ์˜ค๋Š˜์€ ์ผ์ฐ ๋“ค์–ด๊ฐ€์„ธ์š” ๋‹ค๋ฅธ ํ™˜์ž๋„ ์žˆ๊ฑฐ๋“ ์š” ์„ ์ƒ๋‹˜์€ ํ›Œ๋ฅญํ•ด์š” ์ •๋ง์ด์—์š” ๋ˆ์„ ๋ฐ›๋Š” ๊ฒŒ ์œค๋ฆฌ์ ์œผ๋กœ ํ•ฉ๋‹นํ•œ๊ฐ€?
I want that kayak. Okay, universe, I'm ready. Send me some signs. A karate outfit? Okay, that's a Josh sign. A whiskey bottle? Hm, could be Greg. Signs, signs, signs. Wait, there was Signs 2 and 3?
์นด์•ฝ์„ ์‚ฌ์•ผ ํ•˜๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ์ข‹์•„์š”, ์šฐ์ฃผ ์ค€๋น„๋์œผ๋‹ˆ ๊ณ„์‹œ๋ฅผ ๋ณด๋‚ด ๋ด์š” ๊ฐ€๋ผํ…Œ ๋„๋ณต? ์ €๊ฑด ์กฐ์‰ฌ๋ฅผ ๋œปํ•˜๋Š” ๊ณ„์‹œ๊ณ  ์œ„์Šคํ‚ค ๋ณ‘์€ ๊ทธ๋ ‰์ธ๋ฐ ๊ณ„์‹œ, ๊ณ„์‹œ๋“ค ์ž ๊น๋งŒ, '๊ณ„์‹œ 2' ์™€ '๊ณ„์‹œ 3'๋„ ๊ฐœ๋ด‰ํ–ˆ๋‚˜?
How did I miss those Signs? Ugh, this is so hard. So many signs. How am I supposed to make a decision? You have made a great decision, Mr. Serrano. And with my client's cash, it'll be a seven-day close.
์™œ ๋‚œ ๋ชป ๋ดค์ง€? ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ํž˜๋“ค์–ด ๊ณ„์‹œ๊ฐ€ ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ๋งŽ์•„ ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ๊ฒฐ์ •์„ ๋‚ด๋ฆฌ์ง€? ์ •๋ง ์ž˜ ์ƒ๊ฐํ•˜์…จ์–ด์š”, ์„ธ๋ผ๋…ธ ์”จ ๋„ค ์ œ ๊ณ ๊ฐ์ด ํ˜„๊ธˆ์œผ๋กœ ์ •์‚ฐํ•˜๋ฉด 7์ผ ํ›„์— ๋๋‚˜์š”
Hello. -Dad? -Yeah? Who is that lady? What is she closing? What's going on? Greggy, I got great news. One of those house-flipping douches knocked on the door last week, offered me ten times what I paid for this piece of crap in '78.
์•ˆ๋…•ํ•˜์„ธ์š” - ์•„๋ฒ„์ง€? - ์™œ? ์ €๋ถ„ ๋ˆ„๊ตฌ์˜ˆ์š”? ๋ญ๊ฐ€ ๋๋‚˜์š”? ๋ฌด์Šจ ์ผ์ด์ฃ ? ๊ทธ๋ ‰, ์ข‹์€ ์†Œ์‹์ด ์žˆ๋‹ค ์ง€๋‚œ์ฃผ์— ์ง‘ ํŒ”๋ผ๊ณ  ๋Œ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด ์ฐพ์•„์™€์„œ ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ 1978๋…„์— ์ด ์ง‘ ์‚ด ๋•Œ ์ค€ ๋ˆ์˜ ์—ด ๋ฐฐ๋ฅผ ์ค€๋‹ค๋”๋ผ
You sold the house? Like, literally just now? -That was a transaction? -Yup. You sold our house without telling me? Yup. But you didn't own it, jackass. I'm being very generous.
์ง‘์„ ํŒ”์•˜์–ด์š”? ๋ฐฉ๊ธˆ ์ง‘์„ ํŒ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š”? - ์ง€๊ธˆ ๊ณ„์•ฝํ•˜์‹  ๊ฑด๊ฐ€์š”? - ๋งž์•„ ๋‚˜ํ•œํ…Œ ๋ง๋„ ์—†์ด ์ง‘์„ ํŒ”์•˜์–ด์š”? ๋งž์•„ ๋„ค ์ง‘๋„ ์•„๋‹ˆ์ž–์•„ ๋‚˜ ์ธ์‹ฌ ํŒํŒ ์ผ์–ด
I'm giving you half the money, so you can go to school. -What? You did what? -Ain't that great? That's great, right? -I'm already in school. -Your dream school, Emory, in Atlanta. You're always bragging about getting in. So go, already. Now you can afford to.
์ ˆ๋ฐ˜์€ ๋„ˆํ•œํ…Œ ์ค„๊ฒŒ, ํ•™๋น„๋กœ ์จ - ๋„ค? ๋ญ๋ผ๊ณ ์š”? - ์ž˜๋์ง€? ์ •๋ง ์ž˜๋์ž–์•„ - ์ง€๊ธˆ ํ•™๊ต ๋‹ค๋‹ˆ์ž–์•„์š” - ์• ํ‹€๋žœํƒ€์— ์žˆ๋Š” ์—๋ชจ๋ฆฌ ๊ฑฐ๊ธฐ ๋“ค์–ด๊ฐ„๋‹ค๊ณ  ๋Š˜ ๋– ๋ฒŒ๋ ธ์ž–์•„ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋‹ˆ ๊ฐ€๋ผ๊ณ  ์ด์ œ ๋ˆ๋„ ์ƒ๊ฒผ์ž–์•„
Dad, I'm trying to stay sober. That's all that matters right now. Son, no, this is fate. The guy knocking on the door was like a sign. Well, it wasn't like a sign. He had a sign. It said, "I pay cash." I wouldn't have sold the house before, because I was waiting for you to get your life together.
์•„๋ฒ„์ง€, ์ง€๊ธˆ์œผ๋กœ์„  ์ˆ ์„ ๋Š๋Š” ๊ฒŒ ๊ธ‰์„ ๋ฌด์˜ˆ์š” ์•„๋“ค์•„, ์ด๊ฑด ์šด๋ช…์ด์•ผ ๊ทธ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์ง‘ ๋ฌธ์„ ๋‘๋“œ๋ฆฐ ๊ฑด ๊ณ„์‹œ๋‚˜ ๋‹ค๋ฆ„์—†์–ด 'ํ˜„๊ธˆ์œผ๋กœ ๋“œ๋ ค์š”'๋ผ๋Š” ๋ฌธ๊ตฌ๋ฅผ ๊ฑธ๊ณ  ๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋”๋ผ๊ณ  ์ „์—” ์ง‘ ํŒ” ์—„๋‘๋ฅผ ๋ชป ๋ƒˆ์ง€ ๋„ค๊ฐ€ ์ œ๋Œ€๋กœ ์‚ด ๋•Œ๊นŒ์ง€ ๊ธฐ๋‹ค๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ์žˆ์—ˆ๊ฑฐ๋“ 
You were waiting for me to get my life together? I think I was waiting for you to get your emphysema together. -You still have cigarettes here. -Don't you pin this on me. I'm fine. I got a great place, a retirement community, but not that retired.
์ œ๊ฐ€ ์ œ๋Œ€๋กœ ์‚ด ๋•Œ๊นŒ์ง€ ๊ธฐ๋‹ค๋ ธ๋‹ค๊ณ ์š”? ์ „ ์•„๋ฒ„์ง€ ํ๊ธฐ์ข…์ด ๋‚ซ๊ธฐ๋ฅผ ๊ธฐ๋‹ค๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ์žˆ์–ด์š” - ์•„์ง ๋‹ด๋ฐฐ๋ฅผ ํ”ผ์šฐ์‹œ์ž–์•„์š” - ๋‚  ๋Œ์–ด๋“ค์ด์ง€ ๋งˆ, ๋‚œ ๋ฉ€์ฉกํ•ด ๋‚œ ์ข‹์€ ๊ณณ์„ ์ฐพ์•˜๋‹ค ํ‡ด์ง์ž ์ฃผํƒ ์ง€๊ตฌ์ธ๋ฐ ์ž…์ฃผ์ž๋“ค์ด ๊ฝค ์ Š์–ด
It's called Barely Seniors. Singles scene is insane. So, while you're in Atlanta, working on your MBA, I'm gonna be hitting on foxy widows at a swim-up bar.
'๋ฒ ์–ผ๋ฆฌ ์‹œ๋‹ˆ์–ด์ฆˆ'๋ž€ ๊ณณ์ธ๋ฐ ๋…์‹ ๋…€๋“ค์ด ๋„˜์ณ๋‚œ๋Œ€ ๋„ค๊ฐ€ ์• ํ‹€๋žœํƒ€์— ๊ฐ€์„œ MBA๋ฅผ ๋”ธ ๋™์•ˆ ๋‚œ ์ˆ˜์˜์žฅ ๋ฐ”์—์„œ ์„น์‹œํ•œ ๊ณผ๋ถ€๋“ค์ด๋‚˜ ๊ผฌ์‹œ๋ จ๋‹ค
-Swim-up bar? What--? -Yeah. Dad, I can't just pick up and move across the country out of nowhere. I'm not crazy. And I'm not supposed to make big changes this early in recovery.
- ์ˆ˜์˜์žฅ ๋ฐ”์š”? - ๊ทธ๋ž˜ ์•„๋ฒ„์ง€, ๊ฐ‘์ž๊ธฐ ์ง์„ ์‹ธ์„œ ๋‚˜๋ผ ๋ฐ˜๋Œ€ํŽธ์— ์žˆ๋Š” ๊ณณ์— ๊ฐˆ ์ˆœ ์—†์–ด์š”, ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋ฏธ์ณค์–ด์š”? ์ด์ œ ๋ง‰ ์ˆ ์„ ๋Š์—ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ๋ณ€ํ™”๋ฅผ ์ฃผ๋Š” ๊ฑด ์•ˆ ์ข‹์•„์š”
I'm afraid to change my socks. I've been 28 days in these puppies. Well, it's your life. And do what you want to do, but we don't live here anymore.
์–‘๋ง ๊ฐˆ์•„ ์‹ ๊ธฐ๋„ ๊ฒ์ด ๋‚˜์š” ์ด ์–‘๋ง 28์ผ ๋™์•ˆ ์•ˆ ๊ฐˆ์•„ ์‹ ์—ˆ์–ด์š” ๋„ค ์ธ์ƒ์ด๋‹ˆ ๋„ค๊ฐ€ ์•Œ์•„์„œ ํ•  ๋ฐ”์ง€๋งŒ ์ด์ œ ์—ฌ๊ธฐ์„  ๋ชป ์‚ด์•„
And the money is yours. Ugh. Oh, I'm so confused. I mean, I've barely been sleeping or eating, except for this sandwich. That was delicious. I don't want to hurt anybody, but I have to know.
๊ทธ๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ๋ˆ๋„ ๋„ค ๊ฑฐ์•ผ ํ—ท๊ฐˆ๋ ค ์ฃฝ๊ฒ ์–ด์š” ์ด ์ƒŒ๋“œ์œ„์น˜ ๋นผ๊ณค ์š”์ฆ˜ ๊ฑฐ์˜ ๋จน์ง€๋„ ์ž์ง€๋„ ์•Š์•„์š” ์ด๊ฑด ์ •๋ง ๋ง›์žˆ๋„ค์š” ์•„๋ฌด์—๊ฒŒ๋„ ์ƒ์ฒ˜ ์ฃผ๊ธด ์‹ซ์ง€๋งŒ ๋‚œ ์•Œ์•„์•ผ ํ•ด์š”
Is destiny Team Josh or Team Greg? Because I keep getting signs for both. It's exhausting. I just wish someone would tell me what to do at this point, you know?
์กฐ์‰ฌ๊ฐ€ ๋‚ด ์šด๋ช…์ธ์ง€ ๊ทธ๋ ‰์ด ๋‚ด ์šด๋ช…์ธ์ง€ ์–‘์ชฝ ๋ชจ๋‘ ๊ณ„์‹œ๋ฅผ ๋ฐ›๋Š”๋ฐ ํ”ผ๊ณคํ•ด ์ฃฝ๊ฒ ๋‹ค๊ณ ์š” ์ง€๊ธˆ์œผ๋กœ์„  ๋ˆ„๊ฐ€ ๋‚˜ํ•œํ…Œ ๋ญ˜ ํ• ์ง€ ๋งํ•ด์ฃผ๋ฉด ์ข‹๊ฒ ์–ด์š”
Not me. Not anymore. Oh, maybe this is something. Oh, no, it's just period day. Period day? Yay! Ovunation is the best. -Yeah, definitely worth the 1.99. - Huh, it says we're supposed to get our periods today.
๋‚œ ์‹ซ์–ด์š”, ์ด์   ๋ชป ํ•ด์š” ์ด๊ฒŒ ๊ณ„์‹œ์ผ๊นŒ์š”? ์•„๋‹ˆ๋„ค์š” ์ƒ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ์‹œ์ž‘ํ•œ๋‹ค๋„ค์š” - ์ƒ๋ฆฌ ์•ฑ์€ ์˜ค๋ทฐ๋„ค์ด์…˜์ด ์ตœ๊ณ ์ฃ  - 1.99๋‹ฌ๋Ÿฌ๊ฐ€ ์•ˆ ์•„๊นŒ์›Œ์š” ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ๋‘˜ ๋‹ค ์˜ค๋Š˜ ์ƒ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ์‹œ์ž‘๋œ๋Œ€์š”
You got anything? You know, the puffy boobs, migraines, cramps, an urge to dip chips in frosting? Ooh.... -Tonight? -Yeah. Um, I don't know. Let me see what I got here.
๋ฌด์Šจ ์‹ ํ˜ธ๊ฐ€ ์™€์š”? ๊ฐ€์Šด์ด ์ปค์กŒ๋‹ค๋“ ๊ฐ€ ํŽธ๋‘ํ†ต์ด๋‚˜ ๋ณตํ†ต, ๊ฐ์ž ์นฉ์„ ์†Œ์Šค์— ํ‘น ์ฐ์–ด ๋จน๊ณ  ์‹ถ๋‹ค๋“ ๊ฐ€ - ์˜ค๋Š˜ ๋ฐค์— ๋จน์–ด์•ผ์ง€ - ๋‚˜๋„์š” ๋ชจ๋ฅด๊ฒ ์–ด์š” ํ•œ ๋ฒˆ ํ™•์ธํ•ด ๋ณด๊ณ ์š”
Yes. Oh, God, these puppies are sore. Our red friend must be on its way. Oh, thank God. I'm so glad we cycle together. Mm. It's like we're our own little blood coven.
๋งž๋„ค์š”, ๊ฐ€์Šด์ด ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ์•„ํŒŒ์š” ๋นจ๊ฐ„ ์นœ๊ตฌ๊ฐ€ ์˜ค๋Š” ์ค‘์ธ๊ฐ€ ๋ด์š” ์ƒ๋ฆฌ ์ฃผ๊ธฐ๊ฐ€ ๊ฒน์น˜๋‹ค๋‹ˆ ์ •๋ง ์‹ ๋‚˜์ง€ ์•Š์•„์š”? ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋งŒ์˜ 'ํ”ผ์˜ ์ง‘ํšŒ' ๊ฐ™์ž–์•„์š”
Scatter, little boys! Scatter! Yeah, it is kinda weird that we're running a little late though. -Usually, it's like clockwork. -You know what? It's probably my fault.
๋„๋ง๊ฐ€, ๊ผฌ๋งน์ด๋“ค์•„ ๋„๋ง๊ฐ€ ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ์žฌ๋ฏธ์žˆ๋‹ค ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ๋ฐ ์ด๋ฒˆ์—” ์ด์ƒํ•˜๊ฒŒ ํ‰์†Œ๋ณด๋‹ค ์ข€ ๋Šฆ๋„ค์š” - ์›๋ž˜๋Š” ์นผ๊ฐ™์ด ์ •ํ™•ํ•œ๋ฐ - ์•„๋งˆ ๋‚ด ํƒ“์ผ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š”
I have been so stressed about applying to law school. Oh... I'm finally doing what I want to do. It feels great, but it's also really scary. But you remember that scene in Working Girl where the women walk to work in their sneakers?
๋ฒ•๋Œ€ ์ง€์›ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฒƒ ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์— ์ŠคํŠธ๋ ˆ์Šค๋ฅผ ๋ฐ›์•˜์ž–์•„์š” ๋“œ๋””์–ด ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ํ•˜๊ณ  ์‹ถ๋˜ ์ผ์„ ํ•˜๊ฒŒ ๋์–ด์š” ๊ธฐ๋ถ„์ด ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ์ข‹์œผ๋ฉด์„œ๋„ ์ข€ ๊ฒ๋„ ๋‚˜์š” '์›Œํ‚น๊ฑธ'์˜ ๊ทธ ์žฅ๋ฉด ๊ธฐ์–ต๋‚˜์š”? ์—ฌ์ž๋“ค์ด ์šด๋™ํ™” ์‹ ๊ณ  ์ถœ๊ทผํ•˜๋Š” ์žฅ๋ฉด ๋ง์ด์—์š”?
Oh, yeah. And then, they change into, like, little kicky Nine West pumps? -Yeah. -Oh, God. I always wanted to be that girl. All my life people have been telling me I couldn't, you know? And I am so close.
๊ทธ๋Ÿผ์š” ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋‹ค ๋ฉ‹์ง„ ๋‚˜์ธ ์›จ์ŠคํŠธ ํŽŒํ”„์Šค๋กœ ๊ฐˆ์•„ ์‹ ์ž–์•„์š” - ๋งž์•„์š” - ์„ธ์ƒ์— ๋‚˜๋„ ๊ทธ ์—ฌ์ž์ฒ˜๋Ÿผ ๋˜๊ณ  ์‹ถ์—ˆ์–ด์š” ํ‰์ƒ ์•ˆ ๋œ๋‹ค๋Š” ์†Œ๋ฆฌ๋งŒ ๋“ค์—ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ์ด์   ์†์— ์žกํž ๋“ฏํ•ด์š”
Having to wait six months to find out if I can have my dream is so hard, when I've been waiting my entire life. Wow. How long have you been sitting on that speech?
์ด๋ฃฐ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๋Š”์ง€ ์•Œ๋ ค๋ฉด ์•„์ง 6๊ฐœ์›”์„ ๊ธฐ๋‹ค๋ ค์•ผ ํ•˜๋‹ค๋‹ˆ ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ํž˜๋“ค์–ด์š” ๊ทธ ๋ง์„ ํ•˜๋ ค๊ณ  ๋ช‡ ๋…„์„ ๊ธฐ๋‹ค๋ ธ์ฃ ?
Twenty-four years. Mm. Paula, you can do it. Okay? There's really no need to stress. -It's all gonna happen. -Thanks, baby. Hello, ladies. I got the Ovunation push notification. So, I brought in your favorite chocolate.
24๋…„์š” ํด๋ผ, ์ž๊ธด ํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์–ด์š” ์ŠคํŠธ๋ ˆ์Šค๋ฐ›์ง€ ๋งˆ์š” - ๋‹ค ์ž˜๋  ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” - ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ์š”, ์ž๊ธฐ ์•ˆ๋…•, ์ˆ™๋…€๋ถ„๋“ค ์˜ค๋ทฐ๋„ค์ด์…˜ ์•Œ๋žŒ์ด ์šธ๋ฆฌ๊ธฐ์— ๋‘˜์ด ์ข‹์•„ํ•˜๋Š” ์ดˆ์ฝœ๋ฆฟ ๊ฐ€์ ธ์™”์–ด
Oh. God, I gotta change my privacy settings. Darryl, what are you wearing? Why are you exposing your extremely white legs? Oh, well, Wi-Jo and I went hiking together. We found this place in town called Heritage Bridge. Have you ever been? It's so pretty. And I've lived here for 15 years, never even knew it was there, b...
๋น„๊ณต๊ฐœ๋กœ ์„ธํŒ…์„ ๋ฐ”๊ฟ”์•ผ์ง€ ๋ฐ๋ฆด, ์˜ท์ด ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ๋ญ์˜ˆ์š”? ์™œ ๋ˆˆ๋ถ€์‹œ๊ฒŒ ํ—ˆ์—ฐ ๋‹ค๋ฆฌ๋ฅผ ๋‹ค ๋‚ด๋†จ์–ด์š”? ์™€์ด์กฐํ•˜๊ณ  ๋“ฑ์‚ฐ์„ ๊ฐ”๋‹ค๊ฐ€ 'ํ—ค๋ฆฌํ‹ฐ์ง€ ๋ธŒ๋ฆฌ์ง€'๋ผ๋Š” ๋งˆ์„์„ ์ฐพ์•˜๊ฑฐ๋“  ๊ฑฐ๊ธฐ ๊ฐ€๋ดค์–ด? ์ •๋ง ์˜ˆ์˜๋˜๋ฐ ์—ฌ๊ธฐ ์‚ฐ ์ง€ 15๋…„์ด ๋๋Š”๋ฐ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ๋ฐ๊ฐ€ ์žˆ๋Š”์ง€ ๋ชฐ๋ž์–ด ๊ทธ๋ž˜์„œ ์™€์ด์กฐ๊ฐ€ ์ข‹์•„
He helps me to see beauty that's been under my nose from the very beginning. I get it. I get it. We're so sweet together that it's almost nauseating.
์˜ˆ์ „๋ถ€ํ„ฐ ๋‚ด ์ฝ” ๋ฐ‘์— ์žˆ๋˜ ์•„๋ฆ„๋‹ค์›€์„ ๋ณผ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๊ฒŒ ๋„์™€์ค€๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ๊ทธ๋ž˜, ์•Œ์•˜์–ด ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ๋‹ญ์‚ด ๋‹๊ฒŒ ๊ตด์–ด์„œ ํ† ํ•  ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™๋‹จ ๊ฑฐ์ง€?
It's kind of funny. It's true, but it's funny. No, Darryl, I legit just barfed. Oh, my God, I've got water mouth. Honey, are you okay? Paula...
์›ƒ๊ธด๋‹ค, ์‚ฌ์‹ค์ด์ง€๋งŒ ์›ƒ๊ฒจ ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ผ ๋ฐฉ๊ธˆ ํ† ํ–ˆ์–ด์š” ์„ธ์ƒ์—, ์‹ ๋ฌผ์ด ์˜ฌ๋ผ์˜ค๋„ค ์ž๊ธฐ, ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์•„์š”? ํด๋ผ
I'm pregnant. So, you think you're pregnant because you hurled once? No, I'm pregnant because I ate that egg salad sandwich. Yeah, honey, no one gets the egg salad from the vending machine.
๋‚˜ ์ž„์‹ ํ–ˆ๋‚˜ ๋ด์š” ํ•œ ๋ฒˆ ํ† ํ–ˆ๋‹ค๊ณ  ์ž„์‹ ์ด๋ผ๊ณ  ์ƒ๊ฐํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š”? ์•„๋‡จ, ๊ณ„๋ž€ ์ƒ๋Ÿฌ๋“œ ์ƒŒ๋“œ์œ„์น˜๋ฅผ ๋จน์–ด์„œ ์ž„์‹ ํ–ˆ์–ด์š” ์ž๊ธฐ, ๋ˆ„๊ฐ€ ์žํŒ๊ธฐ์—์„œ ์ƒŒ๋“œ์œ„์น˜๋ฅผ ๋ฝ‘์•„ ๋จน์–ด์š”?
It's all sweaty and gray. I mean, you gotta start looking at your food before you eat it. No! Okay, Paula, when my mother was pregnant, she could not eat egg salad.
๋ˆ…๋ˆ…ํ•˜๊ณ  ์ƒ‰๊น”๋„ ์น™์น™ํ•˜์ž–์•„์š” ๋จน๊ธฐ ์ „์— ์Œ์‹ ์ƒํƒœ๋ถ€ํ„ฐ ์ข€ ๋ณด๋ผ๊ณ ์š” ํด๋ผ, ์—„๋งˆ๊ฐ€ ์ž„์‹ ํ•˜์…จ์„ ๋•Œ ๊ณ„๋ž€ ์ƒ๋Ÿฌ๋“œ ๋ชป ๋“œ์…จ๋Œ€์š”
Just the thought of egg salad, she would barf everywhere. It's on the list of things I ruined for her. -Including her career and her vagina. -Right. Okay.
๊ณ„๋ž€ ์ƒ๋Ÿฌ๋“œ ์ƒ๊ฐ๋งŒ ํ•ด๋„ ํ† ํ•˜์…จ๋Œ€์š” ์ œ๊ฐ€ ์—„๋งˆ์—๊ฒŒ ์ค€ ๊ณ ํ†ต ๋ชฉ๋ก์— ๋“  ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” - ์—„๋งˆ ์ง์žฅ๊ณผ ์ž๊ถ๋„์š” - ์•Œ์•˜์–ด์š”
You don't think it's because they ship those sandwiches in hot trucks from Colorado? No, no, that's not it. All right. Look, if you think you could be pregnant, then let's just-- let's just go get a test, and then you'll know.
ํ˜น์‹œ ์ € ์ƒŒ๋“œ์œ„์น˜๊ฐ€ ์ฝœ๋กœ๋ผ๋„์—์„œ๋ถ€ํ„ฐ ๋œจ๊ฑฐ์šด ํŠธ๋Ÿญ์— ์‹ค๋ ค ์™€์„œ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ๊ฑด ์•„๋‹๊นŒ์š”? ์•„๋‹ˆ์—์š”, ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ์•„๋‹ˆ์—์š” ์ข‹์•„์š” ์„ค์‚ฌ ์ž„์‹ ์„ ํ–ˆ๋‹ค๊ณ  ์ณ์š” ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ํ…Œ์ŠคํŠธ๋ฅผ ํ•ด๋ด์š” ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ํ™•์‹คํžˆ ์•Œ๊ฒ ์ฃ 
I don't need a test. I know what I feel. Paula, don't you see? Wait... Paula, don't you see? -Don't you see what's happening here? -No. This baby is a sign.
ํ…Œ์ŠคํŠธ ์•ˆ ํ•ด๋„ ์•Œ์•„์š” ๋‚œ ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์ž˜ ์•Œ์•„์š” ํด๋ผ, ๋ชจ๋ฅด๊ฒ ์–ด์š”? ์ž ๊น๋งŒ์š” ํด๋ผ, ๋ชจ๋ฅด๊ฒ ์–ด์š”? - ๋ฌด์Šจ ์ผ์ธ์ง€ ๋ชจ๋ฅด๊ฒ ์–ด์š”? - ๋ชฐ๋ผ์š” ์ด ์•„๊ธฐ๊ฐ€ ๊ณ„์‹œ์˜ˆ์š”
The universe got back to me! Thanks, universe! Oh, my God. It's like everything was a test and ding-ding-ding! The baby is the answer, A plus. Yeah, I'm just-- I'm not following you, like, at all.
์šฐ์ฃผ๊ฐ€ ๋‚˜ํ•œํ…Œ ์‘๋‹ตํ–ˆ์–ด์š” ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ์š”, ์šฐ์ฃผ ์„ธ์ƒ์—, ๋ชจ๋“  ๊ฒŒ ํ…Œ์ŠคํŠธ ๊ฐ™์•˜๋Š”๋ฐ ์งœ์ž”! ์•„๊ธฐ๊ฐ€ ํ•ด๋‹ต์ด๋ผ๊ณ ์š” ๋‚œ ์ดํ•ด๊ฐ€ ์•ˆ ๊ฐ€์š” ์ „ํ˜€์š”
Okay, okay, okay. Paula, I put my intention out in the universe, and now, the universe is telling me exactly what I should do. I mean, the baby can only be Josh's. Ask Ovunation.
์ข‹์•„์š”, ํด๋ผ ์ „ ์šฐ์ฃผ์— ์ œ ์šด๋ช…์„ ๋งก๊ฒผ๊ณ  ์šฐ์ฃผ๊ฐ€ ์ œ๊ฒŒ ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ํ•ด์•ผ ํ• ์ง€ ๋Œ€๋‹ต์„ ํ•œ ๊ฑฐ๋ผ๊ณ ์š” ์ด ์•„๊ธฐ๋Š” ์กฐ์‰ฌ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ์˜ค๋ทฐ๋„ค์ด์…˜ ์•ฑ์— ๋ฌผ์–ด๋ด์š”
It's his and if I'm having Josh's baby, it means that Josh and I are meant to be together. It would be crazy to think that Greg and I were meant to raise Josh's baby, right?
๋‚œ ์กฐ์‰ฌ์˜ ์•„๊ธฐ๋ฅผ ๊ฐ€์ง„ ๊ฑฐ๋ผ๊ณ ์š” ๊ทธ๊ฑด ๋‚˜์™€ ์กฐ์‰ฌ๊ฐ€ ํ•จ๊ป˜ ํ•  ์šด๋ช…์ด๋ž€ ๊ฑฐ์ฃ  ๊ทธ๋ ‰๊ณผ ์ œ๊ฐ€ ์กฐ์‰ฌ์˜ ์•„๊ธฐ๋ฅผ ๊ฐ™์ด ํ‚ค์šธ ์ˆœ ์—†์ž–์•„์š”
Oh, my God. Oh, honey, I am so worried about you. Okay? So, I am just gonna pop out and get you a test, mm-kay? And then, we'll just-- we'll go from there.
์„ธ์ƒ์— ๋‚œ ์ž๊ธฐ๊ฐ€ ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ๊ฑฑ์ •๋ผ์š” ๋‚˜ ์ž ๊น ๋‚˜๊ฐ€์„œ ์ž„์‹  ํ…Œ์ŠคํŠธ ํ‚คํŠธ๋ฅผ ์‚ฌ์˜ฌ๊ฒŒ์š” ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ๋‹ค์Œ์— ์–˜๊ธฐํ•ด์š”
Having Josh's baby. Okay. I hear ya. I hear you, universe, loud and clear. So what do I do, Guard? Can I call you that instead of Guardrail?
์กฐ์‰ฌ์˜ ์•„๊ธฐ๋ฅผ ๊ฐ€์กŒ์–ด ์ข‹์•„ ์ž˜ ๋“ค์—ˆ์–ด์š” ์šฐ์ฃผ, ์•„์ฃผ ๋˜‘๋˜‘ํžˆ ๋“ค์—ˆ์–ด์š” ์ด์ œ ์–ด์ฉŒ๋ฉด ์ข‹์ฃ , ๊ฐ€๋“œ? ๊ฐ€๋“œ๋ ˆ์ผ ๋Œ€์‹  ๊ฐ€๋“œ๋กœ ๋ถˆ๋Ÿฌ๋„ ๋ผ์š”?
It's just one extra syllable to make it right. Make the effort. I hear you. Guardy. Hm. Guardrail. Listen, my father has literally handed me my dreams on a silver platter that's not quite as expensive. Like a bronze platter. He actually doesn't even own a platter.
ํ•œ ๋‹จ์–ด ๋” ๋งํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑด๋ฐ ์ œ๋Œ€๋กœ ๋ถˆ๋Ÿฌ์š” ์„ฑ์˜๋ฅผ ๋ณด์—ฌ ๋‹ฌ๋ผ๊ณ ์š” ๋งž๋Š” ๋ง์ด์—์š”, ๊ฐ€๋”” ๊ฐ€๋“œ๋ ˆ์ผ ์‹ค์€ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์•„๋ฒ„์ง€๊ป˜์„œ ์ œ ๊ฟˆ์„ ์€์Ÿ๋ฐ˜์— ์–น์–ด์„œ ์ œ๊ฒŒ ์ฃผ์…จ์–ด์š” ๊ทธ๋ฆฌ ๋น„์‹ผ ๊ฑด ์•„๋‹ˆ์—์š” ๋™ ์Ÿ๋ฐ˜์ด๋‚˜ ๋น„์Šทํ•ด์š” ์‹ค์€ ์Ÿ๋ฐ˜์€ ์—†์–ด์š”
He once served cheese and crackers to me on a Frisbee. -Point is, I can't do it. -Why? -In our book. In our book. -Those are guidelines. There's only one hard and fast rule. Don't drink.
ํ•œ ๋ฒˆ์€ ์›๋ฐ˜ ์œ„์— ์น˜์ฆˆ์™€ ํฌ๋ž˜์ปค๋ฅผ ์–น์–ด์ฃผ์…จ์ฃ  - ๋ฌธ์ œ๋Š” ๋ชป ๋ฐ›๊ฒ ์–ด์š” - ์™œ์š”? - ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์ฑ… ๋ง์ด์—์š” - ๊ทธ๊ฑด ๊ทธ์ € ๊ถŒ์žฅ์‚ฌํ•ญ์ด์—์š” ์ •๋ง ์ค‘์š”ํ•œ ๊ทœ์น™ ํ•˜๋‚˜๋Š” ์ˆ ์„ ๋งˆ์‹œ์ง€ ๋ง๋ž€ ๊ฑฐ๊ณ ์š”
Look, there's meetings in Atlanta. And for a sponsor, I can set you up with one of the best retired winos, my friend Barry. He didn't get a cool biker name?
์• ํ‹€๋žœํƒ€์—๋„ ๋ชจ์ž„์ด ์žˆ์–ด์š” ์Šคํฐ์„œ๋กœ ๊ฑฐ๊ธฐ์— ์žˆ๋Š” ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์€ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์„ ์†Œ๊ฐœํ•ด ์ค„๊ฒŒ์š” ์ œ ์นœ๊ตฌ ๋ฐฐ๋ฆฌ์˜ˆ์š” ๊ทธ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์€ ๋ฉ‹์ง„ ๋ณ„๋ช… ์—†์–ด์š”?
He's an actuary. Be careful about stereotyping, okay? Greg, I can't tell you what to do, but this sounds like an opportunity you've been waiting for. Maybe that is more important.
๊ทธ ์นœ๊ตฌ๋Š” ๋ณดํ—˜ ํšŒ๊ณ„์‚ฌ์˜ˆ์š” ์„ ์ž…๊ฒฌ์€ ๊ฐ–์ง€ ๋ง์•„์š” ๊ทธ๋ ‰, ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์ด๋ž˜๋ผ์ €๋ž˜๋ผ ํ•  ์ˆœ ์—†์–ด์š” ํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ์ด๊ฑด ๊ทธ๋ ‰์ด ๊ธฐ๋‹ค๋ ค์˜จ ๊ธฐํšŒ ๊ฐ™์€๋ฐ ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ๋” ์ค‘์š”ํ•œ ๊ฑฐ ์•„๋‹๊นŒ์š”?
Are you sure? What should I do? I can't tell you what to do. Seriously, just tell me what to do. Literally, just told you I can't. -You could write it down. -Nope.
๊ทธ๋Ÿด๊นŒ์š”? ์ „ ์–ด์ฉŒ๋ฉด ์ข‹์ฃ ? ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๊ฒฐ์ •ํ•  ๋ฌธ์ œ๊ฐ€ ์•„๋‹ˆ์—์š” ์ œ๋ฐœ ์ข€ ๊ฒฐ์ •ํ•ด ์ฃผ์„ธ์š” ๋ชป ํ•œ๋‹ค๊ณ  ๋ฐฉ๊ธˆ ๋งํ–ˆ์ž–์•„์š” - ์ ์–ด์ฃผ๋ฉด ๋˜์ฃ  - ์‹ซ์–ด์š”
-You could send me a text. -Stop it. What if you told those people and they told me? -Hi! -What's going on? You sent me 17 texts to come over.
- ๋ฌธ์ž๋กœ ๋ณด๋‚ด์ค˜์š” - ๊ทธ๋งŒํ•ด์š” ์ € ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“คํ•œํ…Œ ์–˜๊ธฐํ•ด์„œ ์ œ๊ฒŒ ๋งํ•˜๋ผ๊ณ  ํ•˜๋ฉด์š”? ๋„ค? - ์™”์–ด? - ๋ฌด์Šจ ์ผ์ด์•ผ? ์ข€ ๋“ค๋ฅด๋ผ๊ณ  ๋ฌธ์ž๋ฅผ 17๊ฐœ๋‚˜ ๋ณด๋ƒˆ์ž–์•„
I am so happy to see you. Also, it's not coming over. It's coming home, so... -Whoa, tiger. -I just feel so close to you right now. -Wow, I'm so glad I came over-- home. -Yeah, baby.
์ •๋ง ๋ณด๊ณ  ์‹ถ์—ˆ์–ด ๊ทธ๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ๋“ค๋ฅด๋Š” ๊ฒŒ ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ผ ์ง‘์— ์˜ค๋ž€ ๊ฑฐ์˜€์ง€ - ์ง„์ •ํ•ด - ์ž๊ธฐ๋ž‘ ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ์นœ๋ฐ€๊ฐ์„ ๋А๊ปด - ๋“ค๋ฅธ ๊ฑฐ... ์ง‘์— ์˜ค๋‹ˆ ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ์ข‹๋‹ค - ๋‹น์—ฐํ•˜์ง€
-Wait, hold on. -What? What? -What is that? -Oh, no. Look at those later. -That's for later. -What? Prenatal vitamins? I'm sorry. I didn't want you to find out this way. I was gonna tell you after we made love. What? Wait, are you telling me that you're pregnant?
- ์ž ๊น๋งŒ, ์ž ๊น๋งŒ - ์™œ? - ์ €๊ฒŒ ๋ญ์•ผ? - ์•„๋ƒ, ๊ทธ๊ฑฐ ๋ณด์ง€ ๋งˆ - ๋‚˜์ค‘์— ๋ณด์—ฌ์ค„๊ฒŒ - ๋ญ์•ผ? ์ž„์‚ฐ๋ถ€ ๋น„ํƒ€๋ฏผ? ์ด๋Ÿฐ ์‹์œผ๋กœ ์•Œ๊ฒŒ ํ•ด์„œ ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด ์‚ฌ๋ž‘์„ ๋‚˜๋ˆˆ ํ›„์— ๋งํ•˜๋ ค๊ณ  ํ–ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ๋ญ? ์ž ๊น๋งŒ ์ž„์‹ ์„ ํ–ˆ๋‹จ ๋ง์ด์•ผ?
Okay. So, Josh, I know this is big, this is really big, but we've been so unsure about what's happening between us. And now, destiny has intervened right here.
์ž ๊น๋งŒ ์ •๋ง ์—„์ฒญ๋‚˜์ง€ ๊ทธ๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ๋‘˜ ์‚ฌ์ด๊ฐ€ ์–ด๋–ค ๊ฑด์ง€ ํ™•์‹คํ•˜์ง€ ์•Š์•˜๋Š”๋ฐ ์ด์ œ ์šด๋ช…์ด ๊ฐœ์ž…ํ•œ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ
I mean, think about it. I'm on birth control. You used a condom. Like, this is basically a miracle. This baby is a sign that we're meant to be a family.
์ƒ๊ฐํ•ด ๋ด ๋‚˜ ํ”ผ์ž„์„ ํ•˜์ž–์•„ ๋„Œ ์ฝ˜๋”์„ ์ผ๊ณ  ์ด๊ฑด ๊ธฐ์ ์ด๋‚˜ ๋‹ค๋ฆ„์—†์–ด ์ด ์•„๊ธฐ๋Š” ์šฐ๋ฆฌ์—๊ฒŒ ๊ฐ€์กฑ์„ ์ด๋ฃจ๋ผ๋Š” ๊ณ„์‹œ์•ผ
You should sit down. You should sit down. Sit down, sit down. This is big. Do you need a glass of water or--? Yeah, this is hard. Listen, I'm not saying this isn't hard.
์ข€ ์•‰์•„, ์ข€ ์•‰์œผ๋ผ๊ณ  ์•‰์•„, ์ด๊ฑด ์—„์ฒญ๋‚œ ์ผ์ด์•ผ ๋ฌผ์ด๋ผ๋„ ์ข€ ์ค„๊นŒ? ํž˜๋“ค ๊ฑฐ์•ผ ํž˜๋“ค์ง€ ์•Š์„ ๊ฑฐ๋ž€ ์–˜๊ธด ์•„๋‹ˆ์•ผ
This is gonna be the hardest thing we will ever have to do. But it's gonna be worth it. You know why? Jeronica. What do you think of that name? If it's a girl, Jeronica. It's like the J names in your family.
์šฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ํ–ˆ๋˜ ์ผ ์ค‘์—์„œ ๊ฐ€์žฅ ํž˜๋“  ์ผ์ด ๋  ๊ฑฐ์•ผ ๊ทธ๋ ‡์ง€๋งŒ ๋ณด๋žŒ ์žˆ์„ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ ๋“ค์–ด๋ด ์ œ๋กœ๋‹ˆ์นด ์ด๋ฆ„ ์–ด๋•Œ? ๋”ธ์ด๋ฉด ์ œ๋กœ๋‹ˆ์นด๋กœ ํ•˜์ž ๋„ค ์ด๋ฆ„๋„ 'ใ…ˆ'์œผ๋กœ ์‹œ์ž‘ํ•˜์ž–์•„
And Josh Junior if it's a boy, of course. Or Jeremiah. I really like Jeremiah. Hold on. I have to pee. Okay. So, change of plans. I just got my period, so I am not pregnant. Wow. This has been quite a day.
์•„๋“ค์ด๋ฉด ์กฐ์‰ฌ ์ฃผ๋‹ˆ์–ด๋‚˜ ์ œ๋ ˆ๋งˆ์ด์–ด๋กœ ํ•˜์ž ์ž ๊น๋งŒ, ํ™”์žฅ์‹ค ์ข€ ์ข‹์•„, ๊ณ„ํš์ด ๋ฐ”๋€Œ์—ˆ์–ด ๋ฐฉ๊ธˆ ์ƒ๋ฆฌ๋ฅผ ์‹œ์ž‘ํ–ˆ์œผ๋‹ˆ ๋‚˜ ์ž„์‹  ์•„๋ƒ ์ •์‹ ์—†๋Š” ํ•˜๋ฃจ์˜€์ง€
Sorry to stress you out, but the good news is, now, we can have some period sex. What just happened? I walked in the door. Everything was fine. But then, you were pregnant. Then, my life started flashing before my eyes. Then, you weren't. I... -Okay, I need some air. Some air. -Hey, hey. Josh, wait.
์ŠคํŠธ๋ ˆ์Šค๋ฅผ ๋ฐ›๊ฒŒ ํ•ด ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด ํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ๊ธฐ์œ ์†Œ์‹์ด ์žˆ์ง€ ์ด์ œ ์ƒ๋ฆฌ ์„น์Šค๋ฅผ ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ ๋ฐฉ๊ธˆ ๋ญ์˜€์–ด? ์ง‘์— ๋“ค์–ด์„ค ๋• ๋‹ค ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์•˜๋Š”๋ฐ ๊ฐ‘์ž๊ธฐ ๋„Œ ์ž„์‹ ์„ ํ–ˆ๋‹ค๊ณ  ํ•˜๊ณ  ๋‚œ ๋ˆˆ์•ž์—์„œ ๋ณ„์ด ๋ณด์ด๊ธฐ ์‹œ์ž‘ํ•˜๋Š”๋ฐ ๋„Œ ์ž„์‹ ์ด ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ž˜ - ๋‚˜ ๋ฐ”๋žŒ ์ข€ ์์•ผ๊ฒ ์–ด - ์ž ๊น๋งŒ, ์กฐ์‰ฌ, ๊ธฐ๋‹ค๋ ค
No. No, Rebecca, I need more than air. I can't do this. Do you mean the period sex? It's not gross. -I'll just get a dark towel. -It's not the period sex!
์•„๋ƒ, ๋ฐ”๋žŒ์œผ๋ก  ์•ˆ ๋˜๊ฒ ์–ด ์ด๊ฑฐ ๋ชป ํ•˜๊ฒ ์–ด ์ƒ๋ฆฌ ์„น์Šค ๋ง์ด์•ผ? ๋ณ„๋กœ ์—ญ๊ฒน์ง€ ์•Š์•„ - ์ง™์€ ์ƒ‰ ์ˆ˜๊ฑด์„ ์“ฐ๋ฉด ๋ผ - ์ƒ๋ฆฌ ์„น์Šค ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์ด ์•„๋‹ˆ์•ผ
Rebecca, the last three minutes have been the most upsetting of my life. But I thought that you would be happy about-- It's not-- It's not just that.
๋ ˆ๋ฒ ์นด, ์ง€๋‚œ 3๋ถ„ ๋™์•ˆ์€ ๋‚ด ์ธ์ƒ ์ตœ์•…์˜ ์‹œ๊ฐ„์ด์—ˆ์–ด ๋‚œ ๋„ค๊ฐ€ ์ข‹์•„ํ•  ์ค„ ์•Œ์•˜๋Š”๋ฐ... ๊ทธ๊ฒƒ ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์ด ์•„๋‹ˆ์•ผ
This confirms what I've been feeling. I've been so unsure about us. What just happened, that's a sign. -A sign of what? -That we need to stop doing this. This is all wrong.
๊ทธ๋™์•ˆ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์‚ฌ์ด์— ํ™•์‹ ์ด ์—†์—ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ์ด์   ์•Œ๊ฒ ์–ด ๋ฐฉ๊ธˆ ์ผ์–ด๋‚œ ์ผ์ด ๊ณ„์‹œ์•ผ - ๊ณ„์‹œ๋ผ๋‹ˆ? ๋ฌด์Šจ ๊ณ„์‹œ - ๋„ ๊ทธ๋งŒ ๋งŒ๋‚˜์•ผ ํ•œ๋‹ค๋Š” ๊ณ„์‹œ ์ด๊ฑด ์˜ณ์ง€ ์•Š์•„
-Wrong? It's not wrong. -It was just-- okay. It was just a casual thing, but then I started leaving my stuff here. And it's just too much, Rebecca. I gotta go. What are you doing? Wait, wait, wait. You're coming back, right?
- ์˜ณ์ง€ ์•Š๋‹ค๊ณ ? ์•„๋‹ˆ์•ผ - ์ฒ˜์Œ์—”... ์ข‹์•„ ์ฒ˜์Œ์—” ๊ฐ€๋ณ๊ฒŒ ์‹œ์ž‘ํ–ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ๋‚ด ๋ฌผ๊ฑด์„ ๋‘๊ธฐ ์‹œ์ž‘ํ–ˆ๊ณ  ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ๋ถ€๋‹ด์Šค๋Ÿฌ์›Œ, ๋ ˆ๋ฒ ์นด ๋‚˜ ๊ฐˆ๊ฒŒ ๋ญ ํ•ด? ์ž ๊น๋งŒ ๋‹ค์‹œ ๋Œ์•„์˜ฌ ๊ฑฐ์ง€?
This is just a fight. This is a fight. All couples fight. No, it's not. And we're not a couple, Rebecca. What? I'm sorry. Sorry for what? Sorry for what?
์ง€๊ธˆ ์‹ธ์šฐ๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์ง€? ์—ฐ์ธ๋ผ๋ฆฌ๋Š” ์‹ธ์šฐ์ž–์•„ ์•„๋ƒ ์šฐ๋ฆฐ ์—ฐ์ธ์ด ์•„๋‹ˆ์•ผ, ๋ ˆ๋ฒ ์นด ๋ญ? ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด ๋ญ๊ฐ€ ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด? ๋ญ๊ฐ€ ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•œ๋ฐ?
I don't want to see you anymore. Josh... Hey, no, Josh! Oh, hey, honey. Listen, I got you a test. Um, I wanted to bring it by last night, but I was respecting our legally binding friendship contract.
๋‹ค์‹  ๋„ ์•ˆ ๋ณด๊ณ  ์‹ถ์–ด ์กฐ์‰ฌ ์•ˆ ๋ผ, ์กฐ์‰ฌ! ์•ˆ๋…•, ์ž๊ธฐ ์–ด์ œ ๊ฐ€์ง€๊ณ  ๊ฐ€๋ ค๊ณ  ํ–ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ๋ฒ•์  ํšจ๋ ฅ์ด ์žˆ๋Š” ์šฐ์ • ๊ณ„์•ฝ์„ ๊นฐ ์ˆ˜ ์—†์—ˆ์–ด์š”
I'm not pregnant. And Josh broke up with me. No. Honey, I'm so sorry. -So my womb is empty, like my life. -Oh, no. Okay. Maybe this is for the best.
๋‚˜ ์ž„์‹  ์•„๋‹ˆ์—์š” ๊ทธ๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ์กฐ์‰ฌ์™€ ํ—ค์–ด์กŒ์–ด์š” ์ €๋Ÿฐ, ์†์ƒํ•˜๊ฒ ์–ด์š” - ๋‚ด ์ธ์ƒ์ฒ˜๋Ÿผ ๋‚ด ์ž๊ถ๋„ ๋น„์—ˆ์–ด์š” - ์ €๋Ÿฐ, ์•Œ์•˜์–ด์š” ์ฐจ๋ผ๋ฆฌ ์ž˜๋œ ๊ฑด์ง€๋„ ๋ชฐ๋ผ์š”
No. Come on, this love triangle thing, the bouncing back and forth, I mean... It's exhaust-- You are exhausted. Mm. Why don't you take a break? Okay? Spend a little time on yourself.
์ƒ๊ฐํ•ด ๋ด์š” ์ด ์‚ผ๊ฐ๊ด€๊ณ„ ๋ง์ด์—์š” ์™”๋‹ค ๊ฐ”๋‹ค ํ•˜๋ฉด์„œ ์ •๋ง ํ”ผ๊ฐ€ ๋ง๋ผ... ํ”ผ๊ฐ€ ๋งˆ๋ฅด์ง€ ์•Š์•„์š”? ์ข€ ์‰ฌ๋Š” ๊ฒŒ ์–ด๋•Œ์š”? ํ˜ผ์ž์„œ ์ข€ ์ง€๋‚ด๋ด์š”
I mean, I think that would be healthy. Yeah. You know what? You're right. Ugh, that whole sign thing. That was so stupid! I don't know why I even came to work.
๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ์ •์‹ ๊ฑด๊ฐ•์— ์ข‹์•„์š” ๊ทธ๋ž˜์š”, ํด๋ผ ๋ง์ด ๋งž์•„์š” ๊ทธ๋†ˆ์˜ ๊ณ„์‹œ๋ž€ ๊ฑฐ ๋ง๋„ ์•ˆ ๋ผ์š” ์˜ค๋Š˜ ๊ดœํžˆ ๋‚˜์™”์–ด์š”
I gotta get out of here. I'm gonna go on a walk. -You want some company? -No. No, no. I have to be alone. And plus, our mutual periods might attract vultures.
์‚ฐ์ฑ… ์ข€ ํ•˜๊ณ  ์˜ฌ๊ฒŒ์š” - ๊ฐ™์ด ๊ฐˆ๊นŒ์š”? - ์•„๋‡จ, ํ˜ผ์ž ๊ฐ”๋‹ค ๊ฐˆ๊ฒŒ์š” ๋‘˜ ๋‹ค ์ƒ๋ฆฌ ์ค‘์ด๋ผ ๋…์ˆ˜๋ฆฌ๋ผ๋„ ๋ฎ์น˜๋ฉด ์–ด๋–กํ•ด์š”
She got her period. Scott, meet me at home. You're both leaving? You know, you guys can't just leave all the time. Can I come? Next time.
์ƒ๋ฆฌ๋ฅผ ํ•œ๋‹ค๊ณ ? ์Šค์บ‡, ์ง‘์œผ๋กœ ์ข€ ์™€ ๋‘˜ ๋‹ค ๊ฐ€๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ? ์•„๋ฌด ๋•Œ๋‚˜ ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ ๋‚˜๊ฐ€๋ฉด ์•ˆ ๋˜์ง€ ๋”ฐ๋ผ๊ฐ€๋„ ๋ผ? ๋‹ค์Œ์— ๋ฐ๋ ค๊ฐ€๊ฒ ์ง€
You've been looking at this thing for 15 minutes. It's not gonna pee on itself. Uh, I don't want to know. The longer I wait, the longer I can pretend this isn't happening, and the more wine I can drink.
์ด๊ฑธ 15๋ถ„์ด๋‚˜ ๋…ธ๋ ค๋ณด๊ณ  ์žˆ์—ˆ์–ด ์ €์ ˆ๋กœ ์˜ค์คŒ์ด ๋ฌป์ง„ ์•Š์•„ ์•Œ๊ณ  ์‹ถ์ง€ ์•Š์•„ ์‚ฌ์‹ค์ด ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ผ๊ณ  ๋” ์˜ค๋ž˜ ์ƒ๊ฐํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๊ณ  ์™€์ธ๋„ ๋” ๋งˆ์‹ค ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์–ด
Paula, you're probably not pregnant. You're only a couple days late and we use protection. Oh, God, this makes so much sense. I mean, this is what happens to me, right? God, why did we decide to have sex again? It was such a mistake.
ํด๋ผ, ์ž„์‹ ์ด ์•„๋‹ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ ๋ฉฐ์น  ๋Šฆ๋Š” ๊ฒƒ๋ฟ์ด์•ผ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ํ”ผ์ž„ํ–ˆ์ž–์•„ ์„ธ์ƒ์— ์ด์ œ ๋ชจ๋“  ๊ฒŒ ํ™•์‹คํ•ด์กŒ์–ด ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ์ด๋Ÿด ์ˆ˜๊ฐ€ ์žˆ์ง€? ๋“œ๋””์–ด ๋ฒ•๋Œ€์— ์ง€์›ํ–ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ์„ธ์ƒ์—, ๋„๋Œ€์ฒด ์„น์Šค๋ฅผ ์™œ ํ•œ ๊ฑฐ์ง€? ํฐ ์‹ค์ˆ˜์˜€์–ด
If you're pregnant, we'll figure out how to deal with it. Everything will be fine. We don't have the money for another kid and law school and food and Brendan's parole officer Payola. Oh, I was gonna spread my wings. Yeah, I was gonna spread my wings and fly. I'm so stupid. No, no, no. No, no. My dad was right.
์ž„์‹ ์ด ๋งž๋Š”๋‹ค๋ฉด ๊ฐ™์ด ๋ฐฉ๋ฒ•์„ ์ฐพ์•„๋ณด์ž ๋‹ค ์ž˜๋  ๊ฑฐ์•ผ ์šฐ๋ฆฐ ์• ๋ฅผ ๋” ํ‚ค์šธ ํ˜•ํŽธ์ด ์•ˆ ๋ผ ๋ฒ•๋Œ€์—, ์‹๋น„์— ๋ธŒ๋žœ๋“ ์˜ ๊ฐ€์„๋ฐฉ ๋‹ด๋‹น๊ด€ ๋‡Œ๋ฌผ์— ์ด์ œ ๋‚ ๊ฐœ๋ฅผ ํŽด๋‚˜ ํ–ˆ๋”๋‹ˆ ๊ทธ๋ž˜ ์ด์ œ ๋‚ ๊ฐœ๋ฅผ ํŽด๊ณ  ๋‚ ๋ ค๊ณ  ํ–ˆ์–ด ๋ฉ์ฒญํ•˜๊ธด ์•„๋ƒ, ์•„๋ƒ ์•„๋ฒ„์ง€ ๋ง์ด ์˜ณ์•˜์–ด
I'm a breeder, not a leader. -That's a weird saying. -I know. Paula, just take the test and we'll go from there. I can't. I can't take the test right now, okay?
๋‚œ ์‚ฌ์œก์‚ฌ์ง€ ์ง€๋„์ž๊ฐ€ ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ž€ ๋ง - ์ด์ƒํ•œ ๋ง์ธ๋ฐ - ์•Œ์•„ ํด๋ผ, ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ ํ…Œ์ŠคํŠธ๋ฅผ ํ•ด ๊ทธ๋‹ค์Œ์— ์–˜๊ธฐํ•˜์ž๊ณ  ์‹ซ์–ด, ์ง€๊ธˆ ํ…Œ์ŠคํŠธ ๋ชป ํ•˜๊ฒ ์–ด
I'm gonna go back to work, and I will think about this later. Greg? -Hey, what are you doing here? -Rebecca. This is weird. Yeah. I just needed a walk.
์ผ๋‹จ ํšŒ์‚ฌ๋กœ ๋Œ์•„๊ฐ€๊ณ  ์ด๊ฑด ๋‚˜์ค‘์— ์ƒ๊ฐํ•ด๋ณผ๊ฒŒ ๊ทธ๋ ‰? - ์—ฌ๊ธฐ์„œ ๋ญ ํ•ด? - ๋ ˆ๋ฒ ์นด, ๋ณ„์ผ์ด๋„ค ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๊ฒŒ ์‚ฐ์ฑ… ์ข€ ํ•˜๋ ค๊ณ  ์™”์–ด
A lot of hours to fill when you're not drinking. Also, I've saved so much money, I bought these shoes. Oh! How'd you end up here? I also needed a walk. I found out about it from Darryl. He and Wi-Jo come here a lot.
์ˆ ์„ ์•ˆ ๋งˆ์‹œ๋‹ˆ ์‹œ๊ฐ„์ด ์ง„์งœ ๋งŽ๋„ค ๋ˆ๋„ ๋งŽ์ด ๊ตณ์—ˆ์–ด ์ด ์‹ ๋ฐœ๋„ ์ƒ€๊ณ  ๋„Œ ์—ฌ๊ธฐ์„œ ๋ญ ํ•ด? ๋‚˜๋„ ์‚ฐ์ฑ… ์ข€ ํ•˜๋ ค๊ณ  ๋ฐ๋ฆด์ด ์—ฌ๊ธธ ์•Œ๋ ค์คฌ์–ด ์™€์ด์กฐ์™€ ์—ฌ๊ธธ ์ž์ฃผ ์˜จ๋Œ€
-God, they're a great couple. -Yeah. God, I ship them so hard. Yeah, they're really cute. Crazy that we both end up here at the exact same time.
- ๋‘˜์ด ์ฐธ ์ž˜ ์–ด์šธ๋ฆฌ์ง€ - ๋งž์•„, ์ •๋ง ๋ณด๊ธฐ ์ข‹์•„ ๊ทธ๋ž˜, ์ •๋ง ๊ท€์—ฌ์›Œ ๋‘˜ ๋‹ค ๊ฐ™์€ ์‹œ๊ฐ„์— ์—ฌ๊ธธ ์˜ค๋‹ค๋‹ˆ ์‹ ๊ธฐํ•˜๋„ค
What are the chances of that happening? I don't know. I think it's just a coincidence. I used to think that coincidences like this were like signs. -Like, when you were a little girl? -No, like, an hour ago. Ah! How you've grown.
๊ทธ๋Ÿด ์ผ์ด ์ผ์–ด๋‚  ํ™•๋ฅ ์ด ์–ผ๋งˆ๋‚˜ ๋ ๊นŒ? ๋ชฐ๋ผ, ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ ์šฐ์—ฐ์ด๊ฒ ์ง€ ์ „์—” ์ด๋Ÿฐ ์šฐ์—ฐ์„ ๊ณ„์‹œ๋ผ๊ณ  ์ƒ๊ฐํ–ˆ๊ฑฐ๋“  - ์–ด๋ ธ์„ ๋•Œ? - ์•„๋‹ˆ, ํ•œ ์‹œ๊ฐ„ ์ „์— ์™€, ๊ทธ์ƒˆ ๋งŽ์ด ์„ฑ์ˆ™ํ•ด์กŒ๋„ค
-Yeah, I was so much shorter back then. -Is that even possible? This place is so beautiful. We... We should've come here, a place like this when we were together. Why didn't we do that? 'Cause we hated the outdoors and each other most of the time?
- ๊ทธ๋• ํ‚ค๋„ ๋” ์ž‘์•˜์–ด - ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ๊ฐ€๋Šฅํ•ด? ์—ฌ๊ธฐ ์ •๋ง ์•„๋ฆ„๋‹ต๋‹ค ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ์‚ฌ๊ทˆ ๋•Œ ์ด๋Ÿฐ ๋ธ ์ž์ฃผ ์˜ฌ๊ฑธ ๋‘˜ ๋‹ค ๋‚˜๊ฐ€๋Š” ๊ฑฐ ์‹ซ์–ดํ•˜๊ณ  ์„œ๋กœ๋ฅผ ์‹ซ์–ดํ–ˆ์œผ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ?
Right, right, right. Two pillars of any great relationship. Yeah, we were great. All right, I should get back to work. I, um... I'm literally never there. It's a miracle I'm not fired.
๋งž์•„, ๊ทธ๋ž˜ ํ›Œ๋ฅญํ•œ ๊ด€๊ณ„์— ํ•„์š”ํ•œ ๋‘ ์š”์†Œ์ง€ ๋งž์•„, ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์ฐธ ์ข‹์•˜์ง€ ๊ทธ๋ž˜, ๋‚˜ ๊ทธ๋งŒ ๊ฐ€๋ด์•ผ ๋ผ ๋‚˜ ์‚ฌ๋ฌด์‹ค์— ์žˆ๋Š” ์ ์ด ์—†์–ด ์•ˆ ์ž˜๋ฆฌ๋Š” ๊ฒŒ ๊ธฐ์ ์ด์•ผ
It was nice to see you. -I've missed you. -Yeah, me too. This was a great fate-less, coincidental meeting on a scenic bridge. Okay. I'm gonna...
๋‹ค์‹œ ๋ณด๋‹ˆ ๋ฐ˜๊ฐ€์› ์–ด - ๋ณด๊ณ  ์‹ถ์—ˆ์–ด - ๋‚˜๋„ ๊ฒฝ์น˜ ์ข‹์€ ๋‹ค๋ฆฌ ์œ„์—์„œ ์šด๋ช…๊ณผ ์ƒ๊ด€์—†์ด ๋งŒ๋‚˜๋‹ˆ ์ข‹๋‹ค ๊ทธ๋ž˜, ์ด์ œ ๊ทธ๋งŒ...
-Okay. Bye. -Wait, Rebecca. Yeah? So, you were right. You told me to stop looking for signs and I did just that. I'm glad to hear that, Rebecca.
- ์ด๋งŒ ๊ฐˆ๊ฒŒ - ์ž ๊น, ๋ ˆ๋ฒ ์นด ๋ญ? ๋ฐ•์‚ฌ๋‹˜ ๋ง์ด ๋งž์•˜์–ด์š” ๊ณ„์‹œ ๋”ฐ์œ„๋Š” ๊ทธ๋งŒ ์ฐพ์œผ๋žฌ๊ณ  ์ €๋„ ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ํ–ˆ์–ด์š” ๋“ฃ๋˜ ์ค‘ ๋ฐ˜๊ฐ€์šด ์†Œ๋ฆฌ๋„ค์š”