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It'll be unbelievable, and that's the bottom line. Let's make the best out of it. Psoriasis. Everybody-- to psoriasis. I'm gonna be on Dave Letterman. Here's who's on the program, ladies and gentlemen, just so you don't leap on that remote control.
์ค‘์š”ํ•œ ๊ฑด ์ž˜ ํ•ด๋‚ผ ๊ฑฐ๋ž€ ๊ฑฐ์ฃ  ์ตœ์„ ์„ ๋‹คํ•˜์ž๊ณ ์š”! '๋งˆ๋ฅธ๋ฒ„์ง' ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„ ๋งˆ๋ฅธ๋ฒ„์ง์„ ์œ„ํ•˜์—ฌ! ๋‚˜ '๋ ˆํ„ฐ๋งจ ์‡ผ'์— ์ถœ์—ฐํ•ด ์˜ค๋Š˜ ์ถœ์—ฐ์ž๋“ค์„ ์†Œ๊ฐœํ•ด๋“œ๋ฆด ํ…Œ๋‹ˆ ์ฑ„๋„ ๊ณ ์ •ํ•˜์„ธ์š”
Is there a funnier man alive than Jay Thomas? And another funny man, Orny Adams. -Comedian. -Orny. Orny making his debut right here on the Late Show.
๊ทธ๋ณด๋‹ค ์›ƒ๊ธธ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์„๊นŒ์š”? ์•„๋‡จ ์ด๋ถ„๋„ ์›ƒ๊ธฐ๋Š” ๋‚จ์ž ์˜ค๋‹ˆ ์• ๋ค์Šค์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค - ์ฝ”๋ฏธ๋””์–ธ์ด์ฃ  - ์˜ค๋‹ˆ ์˜ค๋‹ˆ๋Š” ์šฐ๋ฆฌ '๋ ˆํ„ฐ๋งจ ์‡ผ'์—์„œ ๋ฐ๋ท”ํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค
Times they are a changing. Orny Adams, backstage, please. Let's do it. You ready? You have it all? I'm ready. Ladies and gentlemen, here's the very funny Orny Adams. Orny...
์‹œ๋Œ€๊ฐ€ ๋ณ€ํ–ˆ๊ตฐ์š” ์˜ค๋‹ˆ ์• ๋ค์Šค, ์ค€๋น„ํ•˜์„ธ์š” ๊ฐ€์‹œ์ฃ  ์ค€๋น„๋˜์…จ์–ด์š”? ์ค€๋น„๋์–ด์š” ์‹ ์‚ฌ ์ˆ™๋…€ ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„ ์ง„์งœ ์›ƒ๊ธฐ๋Š” ์˜ค๋‹ˆ ์• ๋ค์Šค์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ์˜ค๋‹ˆ!
This is so exciting. I'm happy to be here. Last year I thought I had psoriasis. Has that happened to you yet? I was on a bus and there was an ad.
์ •๋ง ์‹ ๋‚˜์š” ์ถœ์—ฐํ•˜๊ฒŒ ๋ผ์„œ ๊ธฐ์ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ๋งˆ๋ฅธ๋ฒ„์ง์— ๊ฑธ๋ฆฐ ์ค„ ์•Œ์•˜๋Š”๋ฐ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ์  ์žˆ์–ด์š”? ๋ฒ„์Šค์— ์ด๋Ÿฐ ๊ด‘๊ณ ๊ฐ€ ์žˆ๋”๋ผ๊ณ ์š”
Chances are that somebody on the bus had psoriasis. I look around, and I'm the only one on the bus. I got to be honest with you. I feel off. I got up from dinner-- I excused myself 'cause I couldn't even speak.
'์Šน๊ฐ ์ค‘์—” ๋งˆ๋ฅธ๋ฒ„์ง์— ๊ฑธ๋ฆฐ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด ์žˆ์„ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค' ๊ทธ๋•Œ ๋ฒ„์Šค์—” ์ €๋ฐ–์— ์—†์—ˆ๊ฑฐ๋“ ์š” ์†”์งํžˆ ๋งํ•ด์„œ ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ํ”ผ๊ณคํ•ด์š” ๋งํ•˜๊ธฐ๋„ ํž˜๋“ค์–ด์„œ ์ €๋… ๋จน๋‹ค๊ฐ€ ์ผ์–ด๋‚ฌ์–ด์š”
My eyes started to tear. I don't know what it is. I need to talk to George. I need to know if this is normal. Did Jerry feel this way when he did this?
๋ˆˆ๋ฌผ์ด ๋‚ฌ๋Š”๋ฐ ๋ชจ๋ฅด๊ฒ ์–ด์š” ์กฐ์ง€๋ฅผ ๋งŒ๋‚˜์•ผ๊ฒ ์–ด์š” ์ด๋Ÿฐ ๊ฒŒ ์ •์ƒ์ธ์ง€์š” ์ œ๋ฆฌ๋„ ์ด๋žฌ์„๊นŒ์š”?
Am I having separation anxiety? What is it? Why do I feel awful? I mean, do you realize I-- I opened my first huge, national network debut set with a joke I've never told before?
๋ถ„๋ฆฌ๋ถˆ์•ˆ ์žฅ์• ์ธ๊ฐ€์š”? ์™œ ์ด๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ๊ธฐ๋ถ„์ด ์•ˆ ์ข‹์ฃ ? ๊ทธ๊ฑฐ ์•Œ์•„์š”? ์ œ๊ฐ€ ๋‚œ์ƒ์ฒ˜์Œ ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฐœ๊ทธ๋ฅผ ์‹œ์ž‘์œผ๋กœ ๊ณต์ค‘ํŒŒ๋ฅผ ํƒ”์–ด์š”
I've never told-- I've never said "psoriasis." Until this morning, I didn't even know what it was. They're not polished. They're young, excited.
'๋งˆ๋ฅธ๋ฒ„์ง'์ด๋ž€ ๋‹จ์–ด๋ฅผ ๋‚œ์ƒ์ฒ˜์Œ ์จ๋ด์š” ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ๋ญ”์ง€๋„ ๋ชฐ๋ž๋‹ค๊ณ ์š” ๋‹ค๋“ฌ์–ด์ง€์ง€ ์•Š๊ณ  ์ Š๊ณ  ํž˜์ด ๋„˜์ณค์ฃ 
This is the greatest moment, and you see it on their face. And that's what I wanted this to be like. But I want people to understand it. I just want people to understand the process, what we have to go through as comedians, what it takes to get there. I don't think people understand.
์ธ์ƒ ์ตœ๊ณ ์˜ ์ˆœ๊ฐ„์ด๋ž€ ๊ฒŒ ์–ผ๊ตด์— ๋“œ๋Ÿฌ๋‚ฌ์œผ๋ฉด ํ–ˆ์–ด์š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค์ด ์ดํ•ดํ–ˆ์œผ๋ฉด ์ข‹๊ฒ ์–ด์š” ์ฝ”๋ฏธ๋””์–ธ์ด ๋˜๋Š” ๊ณผ์ •์„ ๋ณด์—ฌ์ฃผ๊ณ  ์‹ถ์—ˆ์–ด์š” ์–ผ๋งˆ๋‚˜ ํž˜๋“ ์ง€๋ฅผ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค์ด ์ดํ•ด ๋ชป ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์•„์š”
I remember that. And it's like, you know, I've been waiting for this moment. I've been waiting for it, and... I guess, you know, I just... I'm hard on myself, but I hope everybody else isn't as hard on me as I am on myself.
๊ธฐ์–ต๋‚˜์š” ์•„์‹œ์ฃ ? ์ด ์ˆœ๊ฐ„์„ ๊ธฐ๋‹ค๋ ค์™”์–ด์š” ๊ณ ๋Œ€ํ–ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ... ์ œ๊ฐ€ ์ € ์ž์‹ ์—๊ฒŒ ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ๊ฐ€ํ˜นํ•œ๊ฐ€ ๋ด์š” ๋‹ค๋ฅธ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์€ ์ œ๊ฒŒ ๊ฐ€ํ˜นํ•˜์ง€ ์•Š๊ธฐ๋ฅผ ๋ฐ”๋ž๋‹ˆ๋‹ค
I'm done with it. I need to go out and work the road now. I need to go out and do an hour every night. Well, you got enough. That's how you get it together.
์ฒญ์‚ฐํ•  ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ๋‚˜๊ฐ€์„œ ๋ถ€๋”ชํ˜€์•ผ ํ•ด์š” ๋‚˜๊ฐ€์„œ ๋งค์ผ ๋ฐค 1์‹œ๊ฐ„์”ฉ ํ•ด์•ผ ํ•ด์š” ๊ทธ ์ •๋„๋ฉด ๋ผ์š” ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ๋‚˜์•„๊ฐ€์•ผ ํ•˜์ฃ 
I really didn't think I was at this point. I'm still not sure of it, actually. But I have to see how this holds together and how it feels. Does it feel like an act?
์ œ๊ฐ€ ์ด ์‹œ์ ์— ์™”๋Š”์ง€ ์ •๋ง ๋ชฐ๋ž์–ด์š” ์‹ค์€ ์•„์ง๋„ ์ž˜ ๋ชจ๋ฅด๊ฒ ์–ด์š” ์ด๊ฒŒ ์ž˜ ๋จนํžˆ๋Š”์ง€ ์ œ ๊ธฐ๋ถ„์€ ์–ด๋–ค์ง€ ๋ด์•ผ ํ•ด์š” ๊ณต์—ฐ๋‹ค์šธ๊นŒ์š”?
I was huge! I could be anywhere in the world! Everything, it's all crazy. I should be at St. Barth's. Nothing makes sense. I'm in a comedy club in Cleveland.
์ €๋Š” ๋Œ€๋‹จํ–ˆ์–ด์š”! ์„ธ์ƒ ์–ด๋””๋“  ๊ฐˆ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์—ˆ์ฃ  ์ „๋ถ€ ๋‹ค ๋ฏธ์ณค์–ด์š” ์„ธ์ธํŠธ๋ฐ”๋ฅดํŠธ์— ์žˆ์–ด์•ผ ํ•˜๋Š”๋ฐ ๋ง๋„ ์•ˆ ๋ผ์š” ํด๋ฆฌ๋ธ”๋žœ๋“œ ์ฝ”๋ฏธ๋”” ํด๋Ÿฝ์— ์žˆ์–ด์š”
But that's what's working. I was just onstage for an hour! You know these type of commercials I'm talking about? The guy just gets in the car, turns to his wife, and goes, "My doctor said Cramitall." Look at this. "Special event. Comedy workshop." Welcome to Phoenix.
ํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ์„ฑ๊ณตํ–ˆ์–ด์š” ๋ฌด๋Œ€์— 1์‹œ๊ฐ„์ด๋‚˜ ์žˆ์—ˆ์–ด์š” ์ œ๊ฐ€ ์–˜๊ธฐํ•˜๋Š” ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ๊ด‘๊ณ  ์•Œ์•„์š”? ๋‚จ์ž๊ฐ€ ์ฐจ์— ํƒ€์„œ ์•„๋‚ด๋ฅผ ๋ณด๋ฉฐ ์ด๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ๋งํ•˜์ฃ  '์˜์‚ฌ๊ฐ€ ์‘ค์…” ๋„ฃ์œผ๋ž˜' ์ €๊ฒƒ ์ข€ ๋ด์š” 'ํŠน๋ณ„ ๊ณต์—ฐ, ์ฝ”๋ฏธ๋”” ์›Œํฌ์ˆ' ํ”ผ๋‹‰์Šค์— ์ž˜ ์˜ค์…จ์–ด์š”
You should be on here. I'm due in 20. OK. Mario Joyner! Walking-- scooter! Scooter! This set was great. I mean, those two sets were night and day for me.
"ํ…œํ”ผ ์ฆ‰ํฅ ์—ฐ๊ธฐ" 10๋ถ„ ํ›„์— ๋‚˜๊ฐ€์š” ์ €๋Š” 20๋ถ„ ํ›„ ์•Œ์•˜์–ด์š” ๋งˆ๋ฆฌ์˜ค ์กฐ์ด๋„ˆ! ๊ฑท๋‹ค๊ฐ€ ์Šค์ฟ ํ„ฐ ํƒ€๋‹ค๊ฐ€... ๊ณต์—ฐ์€ ์ข‹์•˜์–ด์š” ๊ทธ ๋‘ ๊ณต์—ฐ์ด ์ œ๊ฒ ๋ฐค๊ณผ ๋‚ฎ ๊ฐ™์•˜์ฃ 
-All right. -Good night. Well, it's 11:30 in L.A. He goes up there with a fucking act. How dare you? I thought we were just fucking around.
- ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ์ด๋งŒ - ๋„ค LA๋Š” 11์‹œ 30๋ถ„์ด์—์š” "์บ˜๋ฆฌํฌ๋‹ˆ์•„์ฃผ LA" ๋ฉ์ฒญํ•œ ๊ฐœ๊ทธ๋กœ ๋ฌด๋Œ€์— ์˜ฌ๋ž์–ด์š” ๊ฐํžˆ! ์žฅ๋‚œํ•˜๋Š” ์ค„ ์•Œ์•˜์–ด์š”
Don't worry. It's working. You don't want to go after me. You want to go before, right? -How much time you doing? -I'm doing a full set. It's all funny stuff. There's no reason why this should not work.
๊ฑฑ์ • ๋งˆ์š”, ๋จนํ˜”์œผ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ "์ฝ”๋ฏธ๋””์™€ ๋งˆ์ˆ  ํด๋Ÿฝ" ์ €๋ณด๋‹ค ๋จผ์ € ๋‚˜๊ฐ€๊ณ  ์‹ถ์ฃ ? - ์–ผ๋งˆ๋‚˜ ํ•  ๊ฑด๋ฐ์š”? - ํ’€์„ธํŠธ์š” ๋‹ค ์›ƒ๊ธด ์–˜๊ธฐ๋ผ ์•ˆ ๋จนํž ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ์—†์–ด์š”
-I'd like an answer on what you're doing. -Am I doing new material? It's all new material. So why can't I do what I do and you do what you do? It's just about being together, isn't it?
- ๋Œ€๋‹ตํ•ด์ค˜์š” - ์ƒˆ ๊ฐœ๊ทธ๋ฅผ ํ•˜๋Š”์ง€์š”? ์ „๋ถ€ ์ƒˆ๊ฒƒ์ด์—์š” ์™œ ๋‚œ ๋ง˜๋Œ€๋กœ ํ•˜๋ฉด ์•ˆ ๋˜์ฃ ? ํ•จ๊ป˜ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฒŒ ์ค‘์š”ํ•˜์ž–์•„์š”
I just want to be with you. Please welcome the comic stylings of Mr. Jerry Seinfeld. I can only do, I swear to God-- like 10 minutes. I'm hearing all this for the first time, too.
๊ฐ™์ด ์žˆ๊ณ  ์‹ถ์„ ๋ฟ์ด์—์š” ์ฝ”๋ฏธ๋””๊ณ„์˜ ๋ฉ‹์Ÿ์ด ์ œ๋ฆฌ ์‚ฌ์ธํŽ ๋“œ ์”จ์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ์ •๋ง์ด์ง€ ์ €๋Š” 10๋ถ„๋ฐ–์— ๋ชป ํ•˜๊ฒ ์–ด์š” ์ €๋„ ์ฒ˜์Œ ๋“ฃ๋Š” ์–˜๊ธฐ์˜ˆ์š”
I swear to God. This is... This is the greatest night in comedy in the last 10 years. You know, since that Sinbad show in the Caribbean. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Rascals.
์ •๋ง์ด์ง€... ์ง€๋‚œ 10๋…„์„ ํ†ตํ‹€์–ด ์˜ค๋Š˜์ด ์ตœ๊ณ ์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ์นด๋ฆฌ๋ธŒํ•ด์˜ '์‹ ๋ฐ”๋“œ ์‡ผ' ์ดํ›„๋กœ์š” ์•ˆ๋…•ํ•˜์„ธ์š”, ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„ '๋ž˜์Šค์ปฌ์Šค'์— ์ž˜ ์˜ค์…จ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค
Tonight we're proud to present an evening with... Jerry Seinfeld! And now, Jerry's special... We're flying in from L.A., to work in West Orange, New Jersey, yeah?
์˜ค๋Š˜ ๋ฐค ์ž๋ž‘์Šค๋Ÿฝ๊ฒŒ ์†Œ๊ฐœํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค "๋‰ด์ €์ง€์ฃผ ์›จ์ŠคํŠธ์˜ค๋ Œ์ง€" ์ œ๋ฆฌ ์‚ฌ์ธํŽ ๋“œ! ์˜ค๋Š˜ ์ œ๋ฆฌ๋Š” ํŠน๋ณ„ํžˆ... ๋‰ด์ €์ง€์ฃผ ์›จ์ŠคํŠธ์˜ค๋ Œ์ง€๋กœ ๊ฐ€์„œ ๊ณต์—ฐํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค
Any new technology just gets translated into a sexual form. Home video-- sex video. Phone sex! Internet-- porno website! Copy machine. Put your ass on it! I'll tell you... That is a tough, tough fucking gang they got out there.
๋ชจ๋“  ์‹ ๊ธฐ์ˆ ์€ ์„ฑ์ ์œผ๋กœ ํ•ด์„ํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์–ด์š” "๋ž˜์Šค์ปฌ์Šค ์ฝ”๋ฏธ๋”” ํด๋Ÿฝ" ํ™ˆ๋น„๋””์˜ค๋Š” '์„น์Šค๋น„๋””์˜ค' ์ „ํ™”๊ธฐ๋Š” 'ํฐ์„น์Šค'! ์ธํ„ฐ๋„ท์€ 'ํฌ๋ฅด๋…ธ ์›น์‚ฌ์ดํŠธ' ๋ณต์‚ฌ๊ธฐ๋Š” '์—‰๋ฉ์ด ๋Œ€์š”!' ์ •๋ง์ด์ง€, ์›ƒ๊ธฐ๊ธฐ ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ํž˜๋“  ๊ด€๊ฐ์ด์—ˆ์–ด์š”
Every comedian has a fucking excuse-- it's the candles, it's the smoke... Get those candles out! I gotta go on! I make no excuse. I just wasn't good.
์ฝ”๋ฏธ๋””์–ธ๋“ค์€ ํ•‘๊ณ„๊ฐ€ ์ฐธ ๋งŽ์•„์š” ์ด›๋ถˆ ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์ด๋„ค ์—ฐ๊ธฐ ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์ด๋„ค... ์ด›๋ถˆ ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์— ๋ชป ํ•˜๊ฒ ์–ด์š” ์น˜์›Œ์ค˜์š”! ๋‚œ ํ•‘๊ณ„ ์•ˆ ๋Œ€์š” ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋ชปํ–ˆ์„ ๋ฟ์ด์ฃ 
Maybe we'll look into that miserable Governor's out in Levittown. Long Island, baby. It's everything you hate about yourself you see staring right back at you.
๋ ˆ๋น—ํƒ€์šด์˜ ๊ทธ ์Œ์šธํ•œ '๊ฑฐ๋ฒ„๋„ˆ์Šค'๋ฅผ ๋“ค์—ฌ๋‹ค๋ณด์ฃ  ๋กฑ์•„์ผ๋žœ๋“œ์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ์ œ๊ฐ€ ์‹ซ์–ดํ•˜๋Š” ๋ชจ๋“  ๊ฒƒ์ด ๋‹ค ์ œ ์•ž์— ์žˆ์–ด์š”
Everything you tried not to be but you know, deep down, still are. -Nice, lively audience. -Good. ...this limo driver, and, uh... What? Did you hear when l stopped at one point and how many people are talking?
๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ์•ˆ ๋˜๋ ค๊ณ  ํ–ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ๋˜๊ณ  ๋ง์•˜์–ด์š” - ์ƒ๊ธฐ ๋„˜์น˜๋Š” ๊ด€๊ฐ์ด์—์š” - ์ข‹๋„ค์š” ๋ฆฌ๋ฌด์ง„ ๊ธฐ์‚ฌ๊ฐ€... ์™œ์š”? ์ œ๊ฐ€ ์ž ๊น ๋ฉˆ์ท„์„ ๋•Œ ์ •๋ง ๋งŽ์€ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด ๋– ๋“ค์—ˆ์–ด์š”
How well do you have to do before someone's gonna fucking listen up? You know, how big do you fucking have to be? What kind of material do you have to have that you're gonna pay attention?
์–ผ๋งˆ๋‚˜ ์ž˜ํ•ด์•ผ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค์ด ๋“ค์–ด์ค„๊นŒ์š”? ๋Œ€์ฒด ์–ผ๋งˆ๋‚˜ ์ปค์•ผ ํ•ด์š”? ์†Œ์žฌ๊ฐ€ ์–ผ๋งˆ๋‚˜ ์ข‹์•„์•ผ ์ฃผ๋ชฉํ• ๊นŒ์š”?
Shut up. You are in the way. Well, that was classic! Clas-sic. You looked smooth and in control. It didn't look like it was bothering you at all. No, it didn't.
๋‹ฅ์ณ์š”! ๋ฐฉํ•ด๋˜๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ์ตœ๊ณ ์˜€์–ด์š”! ์ตœ๊ณ ! ์ •๋ง ๋ถ€๋“œ๋Ÿฝ๊ณ  ๋…ธ๋ จํ–ˆ์–ด์š” ๊ฐœ์˜์น˜ ์•Š๋Š” ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์•˜์ฃ  ๋„ค
That was like... monkeys throwing shit. -Your stuff is great. It's strong. - Oh, thanks. It's really good. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's a smooth transition.
๋˜ฅ ๋˜์ง€๋Š” ์›์ˆญ์ด ๊ฐ™์•˜์–ด์š” - ๊ฐœ๊ทธ๊ฐ€ ์ •๋ง ์ข‹์•„์š” - ๊ฐ์‚ฌํ•ด์š” ์ง„์งœ ์ข‹์•„์š” ๋ถ€๋“œ๋Ÿฝ๊ฒŒ ๋„˜์–ด๊ฐ€๊ฑฐ๋“ ์š”
I was saying how watching you-- like, I remember what it means to have that polish that I don't have. You have it. I think you don't realize it. No, no...
๋ ˆ๋…ธ ์”จ ๋ฐฉ์†ก์„ ๋ณด๋ฉด์„œ ์ œ๊ฒ ์—†๋Š” ๋…ธ๋ จํ•จ์„ ๋ดค์ฃ  ๋ณธ์ธ์€ ๋ชจ๋ฅด๊ฒ ์ง€๋งŒ ๊ทธ์ชฝ๋„ ๋…ธ๋ จํ•ด์š” ์•„๋‹ˆ์—์š”
You know, the only thing you do now that I see is the pause is... two seconds longer... Right. ...as you move to the next piece. I was picking stuff tonight. I wasn't sure what to do. Yeah. I know.
์ œ๊ฐ€ ๋ณด๊ธฐ์— ๋ฌธ์ œ๋Š” ํ•˜๋‚˜๋ฐ–์— ์—†์–ด์š” ๋‹ค์Œ ๊ฐœ๊ทธ๋กœ ๋„˜์–ด๊ฐ€๋ฉด์„œ 2์ดˆ์ฏค ์ง€์ฒด๋˜๋Š” ๊ฐ„๊ฒฉ์ด์—์š” ๋ญ˜ ํ• ์ง€ ๊ณ ๋ฅด๋А๋ผ๊ณ ์š” ๋„ค, ์•Œ์•„์š”
It's amazing how long it takes to get those out, how-- you know, some of this stuff I'm doing six months, but even that's like... I know. You can't...
์–˜๊ธฐ๋ฅผ ๊บผ๋‚ด๋Š” ๋ฐ ๊ฑธ๋ฆฌ๋Š” ์‹œ๊ฐ„์ด ๋†€๋ผ์›Œ์š” 6๊ฐœ์›” ๋™์•ˆ ํ•œ ๊ฐœ๊ทธ๋„ ์–ด๋–ค ๋•Œ๋Š” ์ƒ๊ฐ์ด ์•ˆ ๋‚˜์š”
You know how it is. It takes you years. It takes years. It's amazing. Isn't it weird? I could never do what you did. I could never give it away.
์•Œ์ž–์•„์š”, ๋ช‡ ๋…„๋„ ๊ฑธ๋ ค์š” ๋†€๋ผ์›Œ์š”, ์ง„์งœ ์ด์ƒํ•˜์ฃ ? ์ €๋Š” ๋‹น์‹ ์ฒ˜๋Ÿผ ๋ชป ํ–ˆ์„ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š”
'Cause you always have it in the back-- If you're a comic, your act feeds you... it pays the rent... -Yeah, but Jay, not at this point. -It's like my exercise.
๋‹น์‹ ์€ ๋Š˜ ์ค€๋น„ํ•˜๊ณ  ์žˆ์œผ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ์š” ์ฝ”๋ฏธ๋””์–ธ์€ ์—ฐ๊ธฐ๋กœ ๋จน๊ณ ์‚ด๊ณ ... ์›”์„ธ ๋‚ด๊ณ ... - ํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ์ง€๊ธˆ์€ ์•„๋‹ˆ์—์š” - ์ œ ์šด๋™๊ณผ ๊ฐ™์ฃ 
I walk two miles on-- but, see, I've never touched a dime of my Tonight Show money. I live on the money I make as a comedian. -What are you gonna do with it? -I don't know.
3.2km๋ฅผ ๊ฑธ์–ด์š” 'ํˆฌ๋‚˜์ž‡ ์‡ผ' ๋ˆ์€ ์•ˆ ๋ฐ›์•„์š” ๊ณต์—ฐํ•ด์„œ ๋ฒ„๋Š” ๋ˆ์œผ๋กœ ์‚ด์ฃ  - ์–ด์ฉŒ๋ ค๊ณ ์š”? - ๋ชฐ๋ผ์š”
You don't know? Think about it. It keeps you centered. Like if l get fired tomorrow, I'm a comic. Remember? I know. He claims it. I swear. But that's what keeps you going. No, it doesn't!
๋ชฐ๋ผ์š”? ์ƒ๊ฐํ•ด๋ด์š” ์ค‘์‹ฌ์„ ์žก์„ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์ฃ  ๋‚ด์ผ ์ž˜๋ ค๋„ ์ฝ”๋ฏธ๋””์–ธ์ด๋‹ˆ๊นŒ์š” ๊ธฐ์–ต๋‚˜์š”? ์•Œ์•„์š” ์ €๋ถ„์€ ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ์ฃผ์žฅํ•ด์š” ๊ทธ๋ž˜์•ผ ์‚ด ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์ฃ  ์•„๋‡จ!
It's idiotic! Stop it already. I remember that guy. You know who that was. It was a guy that had two series. You believe that this is going to happen.
๋„ค, ๋งž์•„์š”, ๋ฐ”๋ณด ๊ฐ™์ฃ  ๊ทธ๋งŒ ์ข€ ํ•ด์š” ๊ธฐ์–ต๋‚˜์š”, ์žฌํ‚ค ์ผ€์ด ์•Œ์ฃ ? ์‹œ๋ฆฌ์ฆˆ๋ฅผ 2๊ฐœ ํ•œ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด์ฃ  ์ด๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ๋  ๊ฑฐ๋กœ ๋ฏฟ์–ด์š”
You don't really believe it, but it just keeps you... The only thing that keeps you going is like-- to me, it's like, I watch you do that great story with your parents and the VCR, that keeps me going.
์ง„์งœ๋กœ ๋ฏฟ์ง„ ์•Š์ง€๋งŒ ๊ทธ๋ž˜์•ผ ๋‚˜์•„๊ฐˆ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์ฃ  ๋‚˜์•„๊ฐˆ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๋Š” ์ด์œ ๋Š”... ๋ ˆ๋…ธ ์”จ์˜ ๋ถ€๋ชจ๋‹˜๊ณผ VCR์— ๊ด€ํ•œ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ๋ฉ‹์ง„ ์–˜๊ธฐ ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์ด์—์š”
I would love to have a story that long. I enjoy doing the act more than I enjoy doing any-- For example, you said to me, I'd do the act. You like telling people a joke that they haven't heard.
์ €๋„ ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ๊ธด ์–˜๊ธฐ๊ฐ€ ์žˆ์—ˆ์œผ๋ฉด ์ข‹๊ฒ ์–ด์š” ์ €๋Š” ์„ธ์ƒ ๋ฌด์—‡๋ณด๋‹ค ๊ณต์—ฐ์ด ์ข‹์•„์š” ์˜ˆ๋ฅผ ๋“ค์–ด, ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ์…จ์ž–์•„์š” '๊ณต์—ฐํ•˜๊ฒ ๋‹ค๊ณ ์š”' ์ƒˆ๋กœ์šด ๊ฐœ๊ทธ ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑธ ์ข‹์•„ํ•˜์‹œ์ฃ ?
Yeah. I mean, it's fun telling jokes. We used to talk about how it's more fun than anything else. If you don't do it, you don't have it. Right. What is this helmet with the-- that is very popular now with the motorcycle riders?
์žฌ๋ฐŒ๋Š” ์–˜๊ธฐ ํ•˜๋ฉด ์žฌ๋ฐŒ์ฃ  ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ์–˜๊ธฐ ํ–ˆ์—ˆ์–ด์š” ์•ˆ ํ•˜๋ฉด ๊ฐ์„ ์žƒ์œผ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ์š” ์š”์ฆ˜ ์˜คํ† ๋ฐ”์ด ํƒ€๋Š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค์—๊ฒŒ ์œ ํ–‰ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ทธ ํ—ฌ๋ฉง์ด ๋ญ์ฃ ?
You know the helmet I mean, the slight flaring around the back. Yeah. What the hell is going on here? You know the helmet. It's not a full Nazi, but it's a slightly Nazi.
๋’ค์— ์‚ด์ง ๋น›์ด ๋‚˜๋Š” ๊ทธ๊ฑฐ์š” ๋„ค ์™œ๋“ค ์ด๋ž˜์š”? ๊ทธ ํ—ฌ๋ฉง ์•„์‹œ์ž–์•„์š”? ์™„์ „ํ•œ ๋‚˜์น˜๋Š” ์•„๋‹ˆ๊ณ  ์กฐ๊ธˆ ๋‚˜์น˜ ๊ฐ™์€ ๊ฑฐ์š”
What is this shopping moment? Can you explain how this happens? "Yes. I need a motorcycle helmet." "Well, we have these regular ones over here." "No. Not for me." "Well, let me ask you this, sir-- How do you feel about the Nazis?" "I didn't mind the helmet." ""I didn't like Hitler, but I don't think I had a problem wit...
๊ทธ๊ฑฐ ์‚ด ๋•Œ๋Š” ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ํ•ด์•ผ ํ•˜์ฃ ? '์˜คํ† ๋ฐ”์ด ํ—ฌ๋ฉง ์‚ฌ๋ ค๊ณ ์š”' '์—ฌ๊ธฐ ์ด๋Ÿฐ ๊ฒŒ ์žˆ์–ด์š”' '๊ทธ๊ฑด ์‹ซ์–ด์š”' '์งˆ๋ฌธ์ด ์žˆ๋Š”๋ฐ์š” ๋‚˜์น˜๋ฅผ ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ์ƒ๊ฐํ•˜์„ธ์š”?' 'ํ—ฌ๋ฉง์€ ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์•„์š”' 'ํžˆํ‹€๋Ÿฌ๋Š” ์‹ซ์ง€๋งŒ ์žฅ์‹ ๊ตฌ๋Š” ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์•„์š”'
"Yeah, I'll buy that." I'm supposed to get the colonoscopy test. When you get into your forties, l think, I've heard-- from health-care professionals that you-- It's very important to get the camera up your ass.
'์‚ด๊ฒŒ์š”' ์ €๋Š” ๋Œ€์žฅ์•” ๊ฒ€์‚ฌ๋ฅผ ๋ฐ›์•„์•ผ ํ•ด์š” ์ œ๊ฐ€ ๋“ฃ๊ธฐ๋กœ 40๋Œ€๊ฐ€ ๋˜๋ฉด ์˜๋ฃŒ ์ „๋ฌธ๊ฐ€๋“ค์ด ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋Š”๋ฐ ์—‰๋ฉ์ด์— ์นด๋ฉ”๋ผ๋ฅผ ๋“ค์ด๋Œ€์•ผ ํ•œ๋Œ€์š”
I have resisted this... because I feel the press has invaded my life enough. and say no to the pooparazzi. Thank you very much. Incredible. Jerry...
๊ฑฐ๋ถ€ํ–ˆ์–ด์š” ์ œ ์‚ถ์€ ์ด๋ฏธ ์–ธ๋ก ์˜ ์นจํ•ด๋ฅผ ๋งŽ์ด ๋ฐ›์•˜๊ฑฐ๋“ ์š” ๋˜ฅํŒŒ๋ผ์น˜๋ฅผ ๊ฑฐ๋ถ€ํ• ๋ž˜์š” ๊ฐ์‚ฌํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ๋ฉ‹์ ธ์š”, ์ œ๋ฆฌ ๋„ค
You got it. -It's looking good, yeah? -Fantastic. -Wasn't that amazing? -It was wall-to-wall laughs. -Yeah. -It was sensational. -It's really looking good. -I'm thrilled.
์„ฑ๊ณต์ด์—์š” - ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์•˜์ฃ ? - ํ›Œ๋ฅญํ–ˆ์–ด์š” - ์ž˜ํ–ˆ์ฃ ? - ์›ƒ์Œ๋ฐ”๋‹ค์˜€์–ด์š” - ๋„ค - ํžˆํŠธ์˜ˆ์š” - ์ง„์งœ ๊ดœ์ฐฎ๋„ค์š” - ์‹ ๋‚˜์š”
I was thinking of doing the Letterman spot, a stand-up spot on Letterman. I always kind of... want to not do the typical-- OK, someone's doing something, they go on TV-- "Here I am, and here it is. Here's the thing that I'm doing."
๋ ˆํ„ฐ๋งจ ์‡ผ์˜ ์Šคํƒ ๋“œ์—… ์ฝ”๋ฏธ๋””์— ์ถœ์—ฐํ• ๊นŒ ํ•ด์š” ์ €๋Š” ๊ณ ๋ฆฌํƒ€๋ถ„ํ•œ ๊ฑด ํ•˜๊ธฐ ์‹ซ์–ด์š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค์€ TV์— ๋‚˜์˜ค๋ฉด '๋‚˜ ์—ฌ๊ธฐ ์žˆ๊ณ  ์ด๊ฑฐ ๋ด์š” ๋‚œ ์ด๊ฑฐ ํ•ด์š”'๋ผ๊ณ  ํ•˜์ฃ 
It's interesting as can be, because that's what comedians-- that's what we used to do. You remember when Johnny didn't call you over? -Yeah. Yes. -Were you upset?
๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ๊ฒŒ ์žฌ๋ฐŒ์–ด์š” ์ฝ”๋ฏธ๋””์–ธ๋“ค์ด ํ•˜๋˜ ๊ฑฐ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ์š” ์กฐ๋‹ˆ๊ฐ€ ์ดˆ๋Œ€ํ•˜์ง€ ์•Š์•˜์„ ๋•Œ ๊ธฐ์–ต๋‚˜์š”? - ๋„ค - ์†์ƒํ–ˆ์–ด์š”?
I was upset once, when it was my third or fourth time, and Johnny still didn't-- No, you got called over very quickly, I remember. No. It was the seventh time.
์„œ๋„ˆ ๋ฒˆ์งธ์˜€๋Š”๋ฐ๋„ ์กฐ๋‹ˆ๊ฐ€ ์ดˆ๋Œ€ํ•˜์ง€ ์•Š์•„์„œ... ๊ทธ๋ž˜๋„ ๋นจ๋ฆฌ ์ดˆ๋Œ€๋๋„ค์š” ์•„๋‡จ, 7๋ฒˆ์งธ์˜€์ฃ 
-Really? -Yeah. I never forget. Whatever it was, it was sooner than me. -No? -Yeah. Definitely. That would make me feel good, to be frank, but I don't think that's true.
- ์ง„์งœ์š”? - ๋„ค, ๋ชป ์žŠ์–ด์š” ์–ด์จŒ๋“  ์ €๋ณด๋‹ค๋Š” ๋นจ๋ž๋„ค์š” - ๊ทธ๋ž˜์š”? - ๋„ค, ๋งž์•„์š” ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋ฉด ์ œ ๊ธฐ๋ถ„์€ ์ข‹์ง€๋งŒ ์‚ฌ์‹ค์ด ์•„๋‹Œ ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์•„์š”
I do. I know it's true. I've never wanted a man's approval before then, before Johnny. It's incredible that I can walk out on that same stage and do what these guys did.
์‚ฌ์‹ค์ด์—์š” ์กฐ๋‹ˆ๋ฅผ ๋งŒ๋‚˜๊ธฐ ์ „์—” ๋ˆ„๊ตฐ๊ฐ€์˜ ์Šน์ธ์„ ์›ํ•œ ์ ์ด ์—†์–ด์š” ์ด ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค๊ณผ ํ•œ ๋ฌด๋Œ€์— ์„œ๋Š” ๊ฒŒ ๋†€๋ผ์›Œ์š”
I was talking about you the other night. Chris Rock was here talking to a friend of mine. But I said, "The last fucking funny comedian that I ever heard was Seinfeld."
๋‹น์‹  ์–˜๊ธฐ ํ–ˆ์–ด์š” ํฌ๋ฆฌ์Šค ๋ก์ด ์นœ๊ตฌ์™€ ์–˜๊ธฐํ–ˆ์ฃ  '์‚ฌ์ธํŽ ๋“œ๋ผ๊ณ  ์ •๋ง ์žฌ๋ฐŒ๋Š” ์ฝ”๋ฏธ๋””์–ธ์ด ์žˆ๋‹ค'๊ณ ์š”
-How you doing? -Thank you. Good. -Good. -Nice to meet you. All right. How you doing? Hi. Yeah, but I'm really looking forward to this. It really has thrown me back to... 1982.
- ์•ˆ๋…•ํ•˜์„ธ์š”? - ๋„ค, ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ์š” - ๋ฐ˜๊ฐ€์›Œ์š” - ๋„ค ์•ˆ๋…•ํ•˜์„ธ์š”? ์•ˆ๋…• ํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ์ •๋ง ๊ธฐ๋Œ€๋ผ์š” ๊ณผ๊ฑฐ๋กœ ๋Œ์•„๊ฐ„ ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์•˜์–ด์š” 1982๋…„์š”
Work a nice set, buy a new suit, you know. - Welcome back. -Good. - We are so excited. -So am I. You're going to be right here. Fresh batteries? Yeah. Yes.
๊ณต์—ฐ ์ž˜ํ•˜๋ฉด ์–‘๋ณต ์‚ฌ ์ž…์—ˆ์ฃ  - ๋˜ ์˜ค์…”์„œ ๋ฐ˜๊ฐ€์›Œ์š” - ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ์š” - ์ •๋ง ์‹ ๋‚˜์š” - ์ €๋„์š” ๋ฐ”๋กœ ์—ฌ๊ธฐ ์„œ์š” ๋ฐฐํ„ฐ๋ฆฌ๋Š” ์ƒˆ๊ฒƒ์ธ๊ฐ€์š”? ๋„ค
What do you want When you gotta have somethin' And it's gotta be sweet And it's gotta be a lot And you've only got a dime? Candy-coated pop-- ...minute warning. CBS orchestra-- four.
์ž…์ด ๊ถ๊ธˆํ•  ๋• ๋ญ˜ ์›ํ•˜์‹œ๋‚˜์š”? ๋‹ฌ์ฝคํ•œ ๊ฑธ ๋งŽ์ด ๋จน๊ณ  ์‹ถ์€๋ฐ ๊ฐ€์ง„ ๊ฑฐ๋ผ๊ณค 10์„ผํŠธ๋ฟ์ผ ๋•? ์„คํƒ• ๋ฐœ๋ฆฐ ํŒ์ฝ˜... CBS ์˜ค์ผ€์ŠคํŠธ๋ผ ์ค€๋น„ํ•˜์„ธ์š”
Peanuts and a prize That's what you get from Cracker Jack Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be right back here with Jerry Seinfeld. -What do you want us to do? -Whatever you want. You'd probably see it just as well here. OK.
๋•…์ฝฉ๊ณผ ์„ ๋ฌผ ํฌ๋ž˜์ปค ์žญ์—์„œ ๋ฐ›์„ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์–ด์š” ์‹ ์‚ฌ ์ˆ™๋…€ ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„, ์ž ์‹œ ํ›„์—” ์ œ๋ฆฌ ์‚ฌ์ธํŽ ๋“œ๊ฐ€ ์ถœ์—ฐํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค - ์šฐ๋ฆฐ ๋ญ˜ ํ• ๊นŒ? - ํ•˜๊ณ  ์‹ถ์€ ๊ฑฐ ํ•ด ์—ฌ๊ธฐ์„œ๋„ ์ž˜ ๋ณด์ผ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ ์•Œ์•˜์–ด
Sweet. -Daddy, good luck! -Wish me luck, sweet. Bye, Daddy! Our first guest has finally bounced back from the cancellation of his TV show, Seinfeld.
๊ทธ๋ž˜ - ์•„๋น , ์ž˜ํ•˜์„ธ์š”! - ํ–‰์šด์„ ๋นŒ์–ด์ค˜ ์•„๋น , ์•ˆ๋…•! ์ฒซ ์ถœ์—ฐ์ž๋Š” TV ์‡ผ ์ทจ์†Œ์˜ ์ถฉ๊ฒฉ์„ ๋งˆ์นจ๋‚ด ๊ทน๋ณตํ•œ ์‚ฌ์ธํŽ ๋“œ์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค
Ladies and gentlemen, here he is-- the one and only Jerry Seinfeld. Good luck. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate that.
์‹ ์‚ฌ ์ˆ™๋…€ ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„ ๊ทธ ์œ ๋ช…ํ•œ ์‚ฌ์ธํŽ ๋“œ์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ํ–‰์šด์„ ๋นŒ์–ด์š” ๊ฐ์‚ฌํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ์ •๋ง ๊ฐ์‚ฌํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ์š” ์ง„์‹ฌ์œผ๋กœ ๊ฐ์‚ฌ๋“œ๋ฆฝ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค
I totally appreciate what you're saying. I do, but the question is this-- What have I been doing? I'll tell you what I do. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. "That sounds pretty good." You're thinking, "I might like to do nothing myself." Well, let me tell you-- doing nothing is not as easy as it looks.
์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„ ๋ง์”€ ์ •๋ง ๊ฐ์‚ฌํ•ด์š” ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ๋ฐ ์งˆ๋ฌธ์ด ์žˆ๊ฒ ์ฃ  ๊ทธ๋™์•ˆ ๋ญ˜ ํ–ˆ๋А๋ƒ๊ณ ์š” ๋ญ˜ ํ•˜๋Š”์ง€ ๋งํ•ด๋“œ๋ฆฌ์ฃ  ์ง€๊ธˆ ์ด๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ์ƒ๊ฐํ•˜์‹œ์ฃ ? '๊ทธ๊ฑฐ ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์€๋ฐ?' '๋‚˜๋„ ์•„๋ฌด๊ฒƒ๋„ ์•ˆ ํ•˜๊ณ  ์‹ถ์–ด' ๊ทผ๋ฐ ์•„๋ฌด๊ฒƒ๋„ ์•ˆ ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฒŒ ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ์‰ฝ์ง„ ์•Š์•„์š”
You have to be careful, because the idea of doing anything, which could easily lead to doing something... that would cut into your nothing... and that would force me to have to drop everything.
๋ญ˜ ํ•˜๊ฒ ๋‹ค๋Š” ์ƒ๊ฐ๋งŒ ํ•ด๋„ ์ž์นซ ๋ญ˜ ํ•˜๊ฒŒ ๋˜๊ฑฐ๋“ ์š” ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋ฉด ์•„๋ฌด๊ฒƒ๋„ ์•ˆ ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฒŒ ์•„๋‹ˆ๋‹ˆ ํ•˜๋˜ ๊ฑธ ์ „๋ถ€ ๋ฉˆ์ถฐ์•ผ ํ•ด์š”
Thank you. Very funny. - It's great. -Thank you. - Nicely done. -Thank you. You're welcome. It felt like my first Tonight Show. Oh, really? -Yeah. -That must have been pretty great. In that I came off stage and I have really no idea what happened. Really?
๊ฐ์‚ฌํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ์ง„์งœ ์›ƒ๊ฒผ์–ด์š” - ๋ฉ‹์ ธ์š” - ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ์š” - ์ž˜ํ–ˆ์–ด์š” - ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ์š” ์ฒซ 'ํˆฌ๋‚˜์ž‡ ์‡ผ' ๊ฐ™์€ ๋А๋‚Œ์ด์—ˆ์–ด - ๊ทธ๋ž˜? ์ž˜ํ•œ ๊ฑฐ์ง€? - ์‘ ๋ฌด๋Œ€๋ฅผ ๋‚ด๋ ค์˜ค๋ฉด์„œ๋„ ์ •์‹ ์ด ์—†๋”๋ผ๊ณ  ์ง„์งœ?
Did I seem normal and comfortable? Yeah. Yeah. How strange that life comes to full circle like that. We're still looking for ways to put more cheese into a piece of pizza?
๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์ž์—ฐ์Šค๋Ÿฌ์›Œ ๋ณด์˜€์ง€? ์‘ ์ธ์ƒ์ด ์›์ ์œผ๋กœ ๋Œ์•„์˜ค๋Š” ๊ฒŒ ์ฐธ ์‹ ๊ธฐํ•ด ํ”ผ์ž ํ•œ ์กฐ๊ฐ์— ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ๋“  ์น˜์ฆˆ๋ฅผ ๋” ๋„ฃ์œผ๋ ค๊ณ  ์•ˆ๊ฐ„ํž˜์„ ์“ฐ๊ณ  ์žˆ์–ด์š”
The whole goddamn thing is cheese anyway, but now somebody figured out, Pizza Hut has developed something new now. They will actually bake your head into a block of cheese... I got 30 phone calls, though, which is, like, I think the most I ever had in my life for anything.
๋‹ค๋“ค ์น˜์ฆˆ์— ํ™˜์žฅํ•ด ์žˆ์„ ๋•Œ ๋ˆ„๊ตฐ๊ฐ€๊ฐ€ ํ•ด๊ฒฐ์ฑ…์„ ๋ƒˆ์ฃ  ํ”ผ์žํ—›์—์„œ ๋˜ ์ƒˆ๋กœ์šด ๊ฑธ ๊ฐœ๋ฐœํ–ˆ์–ด์š” ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„ ๋จธ๋ฆฌ๋ฅผ ์น˜์ฆˆ๋กœ ๊ฐ์‹ธ์„œ ๊ตฌ์šด ํ›„ ์ „ํ™”๋ฅผ 30ํ†ต ๋ฐ›์•˜๋Š”๋ฐ ์ œ ์ธ์ƒ ํ†ตํ‹€์–ด ์ตœ๋‹ค์ธ ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์•„์š”
With my HBO special, which was a hundred times more difficult to do, I got three calls. I don't know. I guess it's my nature. I just... It's just never good enough.
์ œ HBO ์ŠคํŽ˜์…œ์€ ๊ทธ๊ฒƒ๋ณด๋‹ค 100๋ฐฐ๋Š” ๋” ํž˜๋“ค์—ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ 3ํ†ต๋ฐ–์— ๋ชป ๋ฐ›์•˜์ฃ  ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ ์ œ ์„ฑ๊ฒฉ ๊ฐ™์•„์š” ๋งŒ์กฑํ•˜์ง€ ๋ชปํ•ด์š”
- Pull straight ahead. -Thank you. I used to sit in my room at-- let's see. How old-- I was 10 years old-- playing his albums and just crying and laughing and just in wonderment at what he was doing and just...
"๋ฐฉ๋ฌธ๊ฐ๊ณผ ๋ฐฐ๋‹ฌ" - ์ง์ง„ํ•˜์„ธ์š” - ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ์š” "๋‰ด์ €์ง€์ฃผ ๋‰ด์–ดํฌ" ์ œ ๋ฐฉ์— ์•‰์•„์žˆ๊ณค ํ–ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ๊ทธ๋•Œ๊ฐ€... ๊ทธ๋ถ„ ์•จ๋ฒ”์„ ๋“ค์œผ๋ฉด์„œ ์šธ๊ณ  ์šธ์—ˆ์ฃ  ๊ทธ๋ถ„ ๊ณต์—ฐ์— ๊ทธ์ € ๊ฐํƒ„ํ–ˆ์–ด์š”
that I had never heard somebody be so funny before. Say hello. This is Gladys Rodgers. -Just say hello. -Hello. Gladys? OK. That's enough. All right.
๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ์›ƒ๊ธด ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์€ ์ฒ˜์Œ์ด์—ˆ๊ฑฐ๋“ ์š” ์ธ์‚ฌํ•ด์š” ๊ธ€๋ž˜๋””์Šค ๋กœ์ €์Šค์˜ˆ์š” - ์ธ์‚ฌ๋งŒ ํ•ด์š” - ์•ˆ๋…•ํ•˜์„ธ์š”? ๋์–ด์š”, ๋‚ด๋†”์š”
I still have all those albums. -Do you normally do two shows? -Yes. -Really? -Yeah, because of the theater. I'd rather do two of these than one in an eight-seater, -You know what I mean? - Yeah.
์•„์ง๋„ ๊ทธ ์•จ๋ฒ”๋“ค์ด ์žˆ์–ด์š” - ์‡ผ๋ฅผ ๋‘ ๋ฒˆ ํ•ด์š”? - ๋„ค - ์ง„์งœ์š”? - ๊ทน์žฅ ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์ด์—์š” ์†Œ๊ทน์žฅ์—์„œ ํ•œ ๋ฒˆ ํ•˜๋А๋‹ˆ ์ด๋Ÿฐ ๋ฐ์„œ ๋‘ ๋ฒˆ ํ•˜๊ณ  ์‹ถ์–ด์š” - ๋ฌด์Šจ ๋ง์ธ์ง€ ์•Œ์ฃ ? - ๋„ค
This is a comfortable size. I feel I can put a little bit of this... Mm-hmm. I can stop, I can go over here, I can veer back, I can come around the side.
์ด ๊ทœ๋ชจ๊ฐ€ ํŽธํ•ด์š” ์ด๋Ÿฐ ๊ฒƒ๋„ ์กฐ๊ธˆ ํ•˜๊ณ ... ์ž ๊น ๋ฉˆ์ถ”๊ณ  ์ด์ชฝ์œผ๋กœ ๊ฐ”๋‹ค๊ฐ€ ๋Œ์•„์˜ฌ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๊ณ  ์˜†์œผ๋กœ๋„ ๊ฐˆ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์ฃ 
-Sure, sure, sure. -Really? Sure. I love it. Do you? I just... love it. That is a physical effort to do two of those shows in one day. That is quite a physical effort.
- ์•„๋ฌด๋ ‡์ง€๋„ ์•Š์•„์š”? - ๋„ค ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ์š” ์ •๋ง ์ข‹์•„์š” ๊ทธ๋ž˜์š”? ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ์ข‹์•„์š” ํ•˜๋ฃจ์— ๋‘ ๋ฒˆ ๊ณต์—ฐํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑด ์œก์ฒด์ ์œผ๋กœ๋„ ํž˜๋“ค์–ด์š” ์ง„์งœ ํž˜๋“ค์ฃ 
Two hours and twenty minutes. Jesus Christ. Isn't it fun... that you have taken... what is comedy and what is you, and... now you have a body of work that... Muhammad Ali... Willie Mays, Joe Louis...
2์‹œ๊ฐ„ 20๋ถ„์ด๋ผ๋‹ˆ ๋Œ€๋‹จํ•ด์š”! ์žฌ๋ฐŒ์ง€ ์•Š์•„์š”? ๋‹ค ๋…น์•„๋“ค์—ˆ์–ด์š” ์ฝ”๋ฏธ๋””์™€ ์ž๊ธฐ ์ž์‹ ์„ ์ž‘ํ’ˆ์œผ๋กœ ๋งŒ๋“ค์–ด์„œ ๋ฌดํ•˜๋งˆ๋“œ ์•Œ๋ฆฌ ์œŒ๋ฆฌ ๋ฉ”์ด์Šค ์กฐ ๋ฃจ์ด์Šค...
and when those guys are saying, "I played the shit out of my game," you say, "You know, I knocked the shit out of..." You know what I mean? I think it's one of the great moments of being a performer when you can say, "You know, I took what I had..." Mm-hmm. "...and I knocked it out of the park." Mm-hmm. And that's what...
๊ทธ๋“ค์ด '๋ผˆ ๋น ์ง€๊ฒŒ ์ผํ–ˆ๋‹ค'๊ณ  ๋งํ•  ๋•Œ ์šฐ๋ฆฐ '๋ฐฐ๊ผฝ ๋น ์ง€๊ฒŒ ์ผํ–ˆ๋‹ค'๊ณ  ํ•˜์ฃ  ๋ฌด์Šจ ๋ง์ธ์ง€ ์•Œ์ฃ ? ์ตœ๊ณ ์˜ ์ˆœ๊ฐ„์€ ์ด๋Ÿฐ ๋ง์„ ํ•  ๋•Œ์˜ˆ์š” '๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๊ฐ€์ง„ ์žฌ๋Šฅ์œผ๋กœ' '์„ฑ๊ณตํ–ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค' ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ์‚ฌ์‹ค์ด๋‹ˆ๊นŒ์š”
It is one of the greatest thrills of my career that I even know you. Thank you. Ahh! It's worth trying. It's worth exploring. I just feel like I can go somewhere with it.
์ด๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ๋งŒ๋‚˜ ๋ตŒ ๊ฑด ์ œ ์ธ์ƒ์˜ ์˜๊ด‘์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ์š” ์‹œ๋„ํ•˜๊ณ  ํƒ๊ตฌํ•ด๋ณผ ๋งŒํ•ด์š” ๋ญ”๊ฐ€ ์ด๋ฃฐ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์„ ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์•„์š”
I don't know where. How could you possibly make all these people laugh? -Come on. -Goddamn it, I hate the pressure. Oh, please. That many people.
๋ญ”์ง€๋Š” ๋ชจ๋ฅด์ง€๋งŒ์š” ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ์ด ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค์„ ๋‹ค ์›ƒ๊ธฐ์ฃ ? - ์™œ ๊ทธ๋ž˜์š”? - ์ด ์‹ฌ์  ๋ถ€๋‹ด๊ฐ์ด ์‹ซ์–ด์š” ์ €๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ๋งŽ์€ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์„!
House lights. All I gotta do is get that mike out clean, don't I? That's all I gotta do... and I'm back in show business. All right. Here we go.
๊ฐ์„ ์กฐ๋ช… ๋‚œ ๋งˆ์ดํฌ๋งŒ ์ž˜ ๋‹ค๋ฃจ๋ฉด ๋˜์ฃ ? ๊ทธ๊ฒƒ๋งŒ ์ž˜ํ•˜๋ฉด ์‚ฌ์—… ๊ฐœ์‹œ์˜ˆ์š” ์ž, ์‹œ์ž‘ํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค
Thank you. NETFLIX PRESENTS A NETFLIX ORIGINAL FILM Move your ass! You're a pain, Lola. Why explain everything? Be spontaneous. It isn't a blockbuster.
๊ฐ์‚ฌํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค "NETFLIX ์ œ๊ณต" "NETFLIX ์˜ค๋ฆฌ์ง€๋„ ์˜ํ™”" ์ด๋ฆฌ ์™€ ์„ฑ๊ฐ€์‹œ๊ธด ์™œ ๋‹ค ์„ค๋ช…ํ•˜๋ ค๊ณ  ๊ทธ๋ž˜? ์ฆ‰ํฅ์ ์œผ๋กœ ํ•ด ๋ธ”๋ก๋ฒ„์Šคํ„ฐ ์˜ํ™”๋„ ์•„๋‹ˆ์ž–์•„
It is! Come on, please, please, please... Fine, I'll do it on my own. Jeremy and I have decided to make an intimate video diary. Pain in the ass! I want it to be good because when we have kids...
์ œ๋ฐœ, ์ œ๋ฐœ, ๋ถ€ํƒํ•ด ๋์–ด ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์ง์ ‘ ํ•˜์ง€, ๋ญ ์ œ๋ ˆ๋ฏธ์™€ ๋‚œ ์€๋ฐ€ํ•œ ์˜์ƒ ์ผ๊ธฐ๋ฅผ ์“ธ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ์„ฑ๊ฐ€์‹œ๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ์ž์‹ ์ƒ๊ธธ ๋•Œ๋ฅผ ๋Œ€๋น„ํ•ด์„œ ์ž˜ ๋งŒ๋“ค๊ณ  ์‹ถ์–ด
When we what? When we have what? When we have... If one day we have... If one day we have kids. -So cute. -We might! Why don't we make a baby right now?
๋ญ๊ฐ€ ์ƒ๊ธธ ๋•Œ? ๋ญ๊ฐ€ ์ƒ๊ธด๋‹ค๊ณ ? ์šฐ๋ฆฌ์—๊ฒŒ ์–ธ์  ๊ฐ€... ์• ๊ฐ€ ์ƒ๊ธด๋‹ค๋ฉด ๋ง์ด์•ผ - ๊ท€์—ฌ์›Œ๋ผ - ์ƒ๊ธธ์ง€๋„ ๋ชจ๋ฅด์ž–์•„ ์ง€๊ธˆ ์• ๋ฅผ ๋งŒ๋“ค์–ด ๋ฒ„๋ฆด๊นŒ?
We've got two cameras. A mega, mega-blockbuster. No, hang on. For a blockbuster, we need superheroes. Fuck superheroes! No, but we need them. Blockbusters have superheroes. You need explosions, stunts, huge means... -We've got them. Two phones. -You're right.
์นด๋ฉ”๋ผ๊ฐ€ ๋‘ ๋Œ€๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ๋ฉ”๊ฐ€ ๋ธ”๋ก๋ฒ„์Šคํ„ฐ๊ฐ€ ๋  ๊ฑฐ์•ผ ์ž ๊น, ๋ธ”๋ก๋ฒ„์Šคํ„ฐ์—” ์Šˆํผํžˆ์–ด๋กœ๊ฐ€ ์žˆ์–ด์•ผ์ง€ ์Šˆํผํžˆ์–ด๋กœ ๋”ฐ์œ„! ๋ธ”๋ก๋ฒ„์Šคํ„ฐ์—” ์Šˆํผํžˆ์–ด๋กœ๊ฐ€ ๊ผญ ๋‚˜์˜จ๋‹ค๊ณ  ํญ๋ฐœ๊ณผ ์Šคํ„ดํŠธ ๋ง‰๋Œ€ํ•œ ์˜ˆ์‚ฐ๋„ ํ•„์š”ํ•ด - ํœด๋Œ€ํฐ 2๊ฐœ๋ฉด ๋์ง€ - ๋งž์•„
As for stunts, leave it to yours truly! Hang on... Porn movies don't have superheroes! Are you kidding me? Wonder Woman gets laid by Superman. -Sexy, huh? -Not bad.
์Šคํ„ดํŠธ๋Š” ์ด ์• ์ธ๋‹˜์—๊ฒŒ ๋งก๊ฒจ๋‘ฌ ์ž ๊น๋งŒ ํฌ๋ฅด๋…ธ ์˜ํ™”์—” ์Šˆํผํžˆ์–ด๋กœ ์•ˆ ๋‚˜์™€ ์žฅ๋‚œํ•ด? ์›๋”์šฐ๋จผ์€ ์Šˆํผ๋งจ์ด๋ž‘ ์„น์Šคํ•ด - ์–ด๋•Œ, ์„น์‹œํ•˜์ง€? - ๋‚˜์˜์ง€ ์•Š๋„ค
Blockbuster Day One. We're Lola and Jeremy. -Guess who! -Don't touch me! -What's wrong? -Don't touch me. -Have I done something? -How could you have?
๋ธ”๋ก๋ฒ„์Šคํ„ฐ 1์ผ์งธ ๋กค๋ผ์™€ ์ œ๋ ˆ๋ฏธ์˜€์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค - ๋ˆ„๊ตฌ๊ฒŒ? - ๋งŒ์ง€์ง€ ๋งˆ - ์™œ ๊ทธ๋ž˜? - ์† ๋–ผ - ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋ญ ์ž˜๋ชปํ–ˆ์–ด? - ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ๊ทธ๋ž˜?
What have I done? You took me for a jerk. What do you mean? This... I mean this. Your dumb experiment! "Just some girl. "It doesn't have to be for real." Just watch it! He'll know right away it's phony.
๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋ญ˜ ํ–ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ? ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋ฐ”๋ณด์ธ ์ค„ ์•Œ์•˜๋‚˜ ๋ด ๋ฌด์Šจ ๋ง์ด์•ผ? ์ด๊ฑฐ ์ด๊ฑธ ๋ด ๋‚  ๊ฐ–๊ณ  ๋†€์•˜์ž–์•„ '์•„๋ฌด ์—ฌ์ž๋‚˜ ๊ณจ๋ผ' '์ง„์งœ ์‚ฌ๊ทˆ ํ•„์š”๋Š” ์—†์–ด' ์ง์ ‘ ๋ด ๊ฐ€์งœ์ธ ๊ฑฐ ๋“คํ‚ฌ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ
It doesn't have to be for real. I just need a girl I'm into... and he's into. No. One who's willing to be filmed. She's gotta be hot! Why not hire an actress?
์ง„์งœ ์‚ฌ๊ทˆ ํ•„์š”๋Š” ์—†์–ด ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋น ์งˆ ๋งŒํ•œ ์—ฌ์ž๋ฉด ๋ผ ์Ÿค๋„ ๋งŒ์กฑํ•˜๊ณ  ์ฐ๊ฒ ๋‹ค๊ณ  ๋™์˜ํ•˜๋Š” ์—ฌ์ž์—ฌ์•ผ ํ•ด ์˜ˆ์˜๊ธฐ๋„ ํ•ด์•ผ ํ•˜๊ณ  ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ ๋ฐฐ์šฐ๋ฅผ ๊ณ ์šฉํ•˜์ง€?
He can't afford to. Guys, check out that little cutie! You're actually serious. You're gonna pick some girl? -Fuck, not again! -Hey, she's cute. Whose idea was this crappy surprise?
๋ˆ์ด ์—†์ž–์•„ ์ €๊ธธ ๋ด ์ € ์‚ฌ๋žŒ ๊ท€์—ฝ๋‹ค ์ง„์งœ ์•„๋ฌด๋‚˜ ๊ณ ๋ฅผ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ? - ๋ฏธ์นœ, ๋˜๋ƒ? - ์Ÿค ์˜ˆ์œ๋ฐ ๊นœ์ง ํŒŒํ‹ฐ๋Š” ์–ด๋–ค ์ž์‹ ์ƒ๊ฐ์ด์•ผ?
Hello! Excuse me... -Vanilla or chocolate? -What? Which flavor of... Sorry, excuse me. So weird... Vanilla or chocolate? Do you prefer vanilla or chocolate?
์•ˆ๋…•ํ•˜์„ธ์š”! ์•ˆ๋…•ํ•˜์„ธ์š” - ๋ฐ”๋‹๋ผ, ์ดˆ์ฝœ๋ฆฟ - ๋„ค? ์–ด๋–ค ๋ง›์„... ์•„๋‹ˆ์—์š” ์ฃ„์†กํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ๋ญ์•ผ, ์ง„์งœ ๋ฐ”๋‹๋ผ, ์ดˆ์ฝœ๋ฆฟ ๋ฐ”๋‹๋ผ๊ฐ€ ์ข‹์•„์š” ์ดˆ์ฝœ๋ฆฟ์ด ์ข‹์•„์š”?
Should I change flavors? Stick with vanilla and chocolate. You can't go wrong. Attack! Vanilla or chocolate? Vanilla or chocolate? -Vanilla or chocolate? -Sorry?
๋ง›์„ ๋ฐ”๊ฟ”์•ผ ํ• ๊นŒ? ๋ฐ”๋‹๋ผ์™€ ์ดˆ์ฝœ๋ฆฟ์œผ๋กœ ๋ฐ€์–ด๋ถ™์—ฌ ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ํ™•์‹คํ•ด ๊ณต๊ฒฉ, ๊ณต๊ฒฉ! ๋ฐ”๋‹๋ผ์˜ˆ์š” ์ดˆ์ฝœ๋ฆฟ์ด์—์š”? ๋ฐ”๋‹๋ผ ํ˜น์€ ์ดˆ์ฝœ๋ฆฟ์š”? - ๋ฐ”๋‹๋ผ, ์ดˆ์ฝœ๋ฆฟ - ๋„ค?
Ice-cream flavor. -Do you like vanilla or chocolate? -I don't know. Vanilla? Theater or movie? Movie. Italian or Japanese? Japanese. -Friday or Saturday? -Saturday! -8 p.m. or 9 p.m.? -9 p.m.
์•„์ด์Šคํฌ๋ฆผ ๋ง›์š” - ์–ด๋А ์ชฝ์ด ์ข‹์•„์š”? - ๊ธ€์Ž„์š” ๋ฐ”๋‹๋ผ? ์—ฐ๊ทน ํ˜น์€ ์˜ํ™” ์˜ํ™”์š” ์ดํƒˆ๋ฆฌ์•„ ์Œ์‹ ์ผ๋ณธ ์Œ์‹? ์ผ๋ณธ ์Œ์‹ - ๊ธˆ์š”์ผ ํ˜น์€ ํ† ์š”์ผ - ํ† ์š”์ผ - ์ €๋… 8์‹œ ํ˜น์€ 9์‹œ - 9์‹œ์š”
Nine p.m. Camille or... Rebecca? No. Lola. There we go! It's August 29. It's the first time Jeremy and Lola have met. We've got a date Saturday for a Japanese and maybe a movie too.
9์‹œ๋ผ ์นด๋ฏธ์œ ์˜ˆ์š”? ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ฉด... ๋ ˆ๋ฒ ์นด? ์•„๋‡จ, ๋กค๋ผ์˜ˆ์š” ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ตฐ์š” 8์›” 29์ผ ์ œ๋ ˆ๋ฏธ์™€ ๋กค๋ผ๊ฐ€ ์ฒ˜์Œ ๋งŒ๋‚œ ๋‚ ์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ํ† ์š”์ผ์— ์ผ๋ณธ ์Œ์‹ ๋จน์œผ๋ฉฐ ๋ฐ์ดํŠธํ•  ๊ฑฐ๊ณ  ์ž˜ํ•˜๋ฉด ์˜ํ™”๋„ ๋ณผ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ๊ทธ๋ž˜์š”
There we go. -Bye! -Ciao. -Well? -It worked. -What's she like? -Not great. But she didn't blow me off. You know what? You're the biggest shit I've ever met!
๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ํ•˜์ฃ  ๋„ค - ์ž˜ ์žˆ์–ด์š” - ์ž˜ ๊ฐ€์š” - ์–ด๋• ์–ด? - ์„ฑ๊ณตํ–ˆ์–ด - ์—ฌ์ž๋Š” ์–ด๋• ์–ด? - ๋ณ„๋กœ์ง€๋งŒ ๊ฑฐ์ ˆํ•˜์ง„ ์•Š์•˜์–ด ๋„Œ ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋งŒ๋‚œ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ ์ค‘ ๊ฐ€์žฅ ์“ฐ๋ ˆ๊ธฐ์•ผ
Lola, listen. Let me explain. Explain what? That you're a bastard? You know what you've done? You've destroyed my faith in everyone on this fucking planet!
๋กค๋ผ, ๋‹ค ์„ค๋ช…ํ• ๊ฒŒ ๋ญ˜ ์„ค๋ช…ํ•˜๊ฒŒ? ๋„ค๊ฐ€ ๊ฐœ์ž์‹์ด๋ผ๋Š” ๊ฑธ? ๋„ค๊ฐ€ ๋ฌด์Šจ ์ง“์„ ํ–ˆ๋Š”์ง€ ์•Œ์•„? ๋ชจ๋“  ์ธ๊ฐ„์„ ํ–ฅํ•œ ์‹ ๋ขฐ๋ฅผ ๋„ค๊ฐ€ ๋ง๊ฐ€๋œจ๋ ธ์–ด
And the little self-confidence I had, that's gone too. You're a louse. If I could be bothered, I'd kill you. -I did it for my dad. -You're gonna talk about him at last?
์กฐ๊ธˆ ์žˆ๋˜ ์ž์‹ ๊ฐ๋„ ์—†์–ด์กŒ๊ณ  ๋น„์—ดํ•œ ๋†ˆ ๋„ ์‹ ๊ฒฝ ์“ธ ์ •์‹ ์ด ์žˆ์—ˆ์œผ๋ฉด ๋„ ์ฃฝ์˜€์„ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ - ์•„๋น ๋ฅผ ์œ„ํ•ด์„œ ํ•œ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ - ๋“œ๋””์–ด ์•„๋น  ์–˜๊ธฐ ํ•˜๊ฒŒ?
It's too late! There's no excuse for what you did to me. Look at me. You'll never see me again. You betrayed me! -Lola, please listen. -Get off. Get off!
ํ•œ์ฐธ ๋Šฆ์—ˆ์–ด ๋„ค๊ฐ€ ํ•œ ์ง“์€ ๋ฌด์Šจ ๋ง๋กœ๋„ ๋ณ€๋ช…์ด ์•ˆ ๋ผ ๋‚  ์ž˜ ๋ด ๋‹ค์‹  ๋ชป ๋ณผ ํ…Œ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ์ด ๋ฐฐ์‹ ์ž์•ผ - ๋กค๋ผ, ๋‚ด ๋ง ๋“ค์–ด์ค˜ - ๋†” ๋†“์œผ๋ผ๊ณ !
Lola, OK. I screwed up. But I did the videos for my dad. He wants to meet you but not now. He's sick. He has terminal cancer. Since he was diagnosed last year, he's been bedridden.
๋กค๋ผ, ๊ทธ๋ž˜ ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์ž˜๋ชปํ–ˆ์ง€๋งŒ ์•„๋น  ๋ณด์—ฌ ์ฃผ๋ ค๊ณ  ์ฐ์€ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ ๋„ ๋งŒ๋‚˜๊ณ  ์‹ถ์–ด ํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ์ง€๊ธˆ์€ ๋ชป ๋งŒ๋‚˜๊ฑฐ๋“  ์•„ํ”„์…” ๋ง๊ธฐ ์•”์ด์•ผ ์ž‘๋…„์— ์ง„๋‹จ๋ฐ›์€ ๋’ค๋ถ€ํ„ฐ ์นจ๋Œ€ ์‹ ์„ธ์ง€
We're his window on the world. Is that your best shot? Pretending your dad's sick... Have you no shame? I swear it's true. Give it a break! I can't believe you.
์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋ฅผ ํ†ตํ•ด ์„ธ์ƒ์„ ๋ณด์…” ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ์ตœ์„ ์ด๋‹ˆ? ์•„๋น ๊ฐ€ ์•„ํ”ˆ ์ฒ™ํ•˜๊ธฐ? ์—ผ์น˜๋„ ์—†์–ด? ์ •๋ง์ด์•ผ ๋์–ด ๋„ ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ๋ฏฟ์–ด?
You're a born liar. You've made a job of lying. Lola, please. -Get off me! -Lola, listen. It could've been any girl but it was you. Look at me. And me...
๋„Œ ํƒ€๊ณ ๋‚œ ๊ฑฐ์ง“๋ง์Ÿ์ด์•ผ ๊ฑฐ์ง“๋ง์ด ๋„ค ์ผ์ด๊ณ  ๋กค๋ผ, ๋ถ€ํƒ์ด์•ผ - ์ด๊ฑฐ ๋†”! - ๋‚ด ๋ง ๋“ค์–ด ๋ด ์•„๋ฌด ์—ฌ์ž๋‚˜ ๊ณ ๋ฅผ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์—ˆ์ง€๋งŒ ๋„ˆ์˜€์–ด ๋‚ด ๋ˆˆ์„ ๋ด ๊ทธ๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ๋‚œ...
I fell in love with you. -I love you, Lola. -You love me? Now you tell me! It's too late, Jeremy. I'm pleased you've come. It's cool. Lola? What are you doing here?
๋„ ์‚ฌ๋ž‘ํ•˜๊ฒŒ ๋์–ด - ์‚ฌ๋ž‘ํ•ด, ๋กค๋ผ - ์‚ฌ๋ž‘ํ•œ๋‹ค๊ณ ? ์ด์ œ์•ผ ๋งํ•˜๋„ค ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ๋Šฆ์—ˆ์–ด, ์ œ๋ ˆ๋ฏธ ๋„ค๊ฐ€ ์™€ ์ค˜์„œ ๊ธฐ๋ป ๋กค๋ผ? ์—ฌ๊ธฐ์„œ ๋ญ ํ•ด?
-Squatting your landing. -What? -I left. -I can see that. -It's over. -Why? -He hit on others with his phone. -What do you mean? Remember I said he came to see me with his phone and asked me questions? Well, I thought I was the only one. But he went to see tons of girls.
- ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ ๋ฐ”๋‹ฅ์— ์•‰์•„ ์žˆ์–ด - ๋ญ? - ์ง‘์—์„œ ๋‚˜์™”์–ด - ๊ทธ๋ž˜ ๋ณด์ธ๋‹ค - ๋๋ƒˆ๊ฑฐ๋“  - ์™œ? - ๋‹ค๋ฅธ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค๋„ ์ฐ์—ˆ์–ด - ๋ฌด์Šจ ๋ง์ด์•ผ? ์ œ๋ ˆ๋ฏธ๊ฐ€ ๋‚  ์ดฌ์˜ํ•˜๋ฉฐ ์งˆ๋ฌธํ–ˆ๋‹ค๋˜ ๊ฑฐ ๊ธฐ์–ต๋‚˜? ์‘ ๋‚˜ํ•œํ…Œ๋งŒ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ์ค„ ์•Œ์•˜๋Š”๋ฐ ๋”ด ์—ฌ์ž๋“คํ•œํ…Œ๋„ ๋งŽ์ด ํ–ˆ๋”๋ผ
-Four or five. He said... -It sounds complicated. Sorry, Guillaume, no sex tonight. -Sorry, Guillaume. -See you around. Come on. What are you doing there?
- ๋„ค๋‹ค์„ฏ ๋ช…์ธ๋ฐ... - ๋ณต์žกํ•œ ์‚ฌ์ • ๊ฐ™๋„ค ๋ฏธ์•ˆ, ๊ธฐ์šค ์˜ค๋Š˜์€ ๊ฐ™์ด ๋ชป ์ž๊ฒ ๋‹ค - ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด, ๊ธฐ์šค - ๋‹ค์Œ์— ๋ด ๋“ค์–ด๊ฐ€์ž ๋ญ ํ•˜๋ƒ?
Lola dumped me. So you're sleeping on the floor? I gotta go see my dad. Hi, Dad. You OK? I'm doing great. I want to puke, I've got a temperature, jaundice... I'm on top form.
๋กค๋ผํ•œํ…Œ ์ฐจ์˜€์–ด ๊ทธ๋ž˜์„œ ๋ฐ”๋‹ฅ์—์„œ ์ž? ์•„๋น  ๋งŒ๋‚˜์•ผ๊ฒ ์–ด ์ € ์™”์–ด์š”, ์•„๋น  ๋ชธ์€ ์–ด๋•Œ์š”? ์•„์ฃผ ์ข‹์•„ ํ† ํ•˜๊ณ  ์‹ถ๊ณ  ๊ณ ์—ด์— ํ™ฉ๋‹ฌ์ด ์žˆ์œผ๋‹ˆ ์ตœ์ƒ์˜ ์ƒํƒœ์ง€
Dad, I just saw the nurse. She says you're not eating and want to quit. What's going on? Just hang in there. Do you have my new episode? Dad, your Mac isn't a tray!
์•„๋น , ๋ฐฉ๊ธˆ ๊ฐ„ํ˜ธ์‚ฌ๋ฅผ ๋งŒ๋‚ฌ๋Š”๋ฐ ์‹์‚ฌ๋„ ์•ˆ ํ•˜๊ณ  ํฌ๊ธฐํ•˜๋ ค๊ณ  ํ•œ๋‹ค๋ฉด์„œ์š” ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ๋œ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š”? ๋ฒ„ํ‹ฐ์…”์•ผ์ฃ  ์ƒˆ๋กœ ์ฐ์€ ๊ฒƒ ์žˆ๋‹ˆ? ๋…ธํŠธ๋ถ์€ ์Ÿ๋ฐ˜์ด ์•„๋‹ˆ์—์š”
It's fragile. Raise the bed a bit. -Are you OK? -Yeah. That's fine. Dirty dishes, clothes... -And Mathias! -Hey. Yeah, hi. After an eight-hour day, look what I find at home!
๋ง๊ฐ€์ง„๋‹ค๊ณ ์š” ์นจ๋Œ€ ์ข€ ์˜ฌ๋ ค์ฃผ๋ ด - ๊ดœ์ฐฎ๋‹ˆ? - ๋„ค ์ด๋งŒํ•˜๋ฉด ๋๋‹ค ๋”๋Ÿฌ์šด ์˜ท๋“ค - ๋งˆํ‹ฐ์•„์Šค๋„ ์žˆ๋„ค! - ์•ˆ๋…• ๊ทธ๋ž˜, ์•ˆ๋…• 8์‹œ๊ฐ„ ์ผํ•˜๊ณ  ์˜จ ์ง‘์—์„œ ๋ญ˜ ์ฐพ์•˜๋‚˜ ๋ด์š”
-It's cool living with a designer. -Your guy's an artist! He makes great fake tickets. Better than Leo in Catch Me If You Can! Some artist! Inventing lies so guys can cheat on their wives. He's on the phone.
- ๋””์ž์ด๋„ˆ๋ž‘ ์‚ฌ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ์ข‹๋„ค์š” - ๋„ค ์• ์ธ์€ ์˜ˆ์ˆ ๊ฐ€์•ผ '์บ์น˜ ๋ฏธ ์ดํ”„ ์œ  ์บ”'์˜ ๋””์นดํ”„๋ฆฌ์˜ค๋ณด๋‹ค ํ‘œ ์œ„์กฐ๋ฅผ ์ž˜ํ•ด ๋Œ€๋‹จํ•˜๊ธฐ๋„ ํ•˜๋„ค ๋‚จํŽธ๋“ค์ด ๋ฐ”๋žŒํ”ผ์šธ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๊ฒŒ ๊ฑฐ์ง“๋ง์„ ๋งŒ๋“ค์–ด ์ฃผ๋‹ค๋‹ˆ ์ œ๋ ˆ๋ฏธ? ํ†ตํ™” ์ค‘์ด์•ผ
Everyone's self-centered yet refuses to be filmed! It's perfectly logical, bro. When you see yourself, you realize you're not funnier, smarter or cuter than other guys. No one wants to know that.
๋ชจ๋“  ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์€ ์ž๊ธฐ์ค‘์‹ฌ์ ์ธ๋ฐ ์ดฌ์˜์€ ๊ฑฐ๋ถ€ํ•˜๋„ค ๋‹ค ์ด์œ ๊ฐ€ ์žˆ์–ด ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋‹ค๋ฅธ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค๋ณด๋‹ค ์›ƒ๊ธฐ๊ฑฐ๋‚˜ ๋˜‘๋˜‘ํ•˜๊ฑฐ๋‚˜ ์ž˜์ƒ๊ธฐ์ง€ ์•Š๋‹จ ๊ฑธ ์•Œ๊ฒŒ ๋˜์ž–์•„ ๊ทธ๊ฑธ ์•Œ๊ณ  ์‹ถ์€ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์€ ์—†์–ด