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I spent four years trying to arrange your release. Why'd you do it? -You're just a kid. -No, I'm not your kid. You said you were going to Chicago.	너를 풀어주려고 4년이나 노력했어 왜 그랬어요? -아직 애니까 -당신 애는 아니죠 시카고 가신다면서요
My daughter can't see me this weekend. She's gone skiing. You said she was four years old, you're lying. She was when I left. Now she's 15. My wife's been remarried for 11 years. I see Grace every now and again. -I don't understand. -Sure you do. Sometimes it's easier living the lie.	이번 주말에 못 봐 스키 타러 간대 네 살이라면서요 거짓말하셨네요 헤어진 때가 4살이고 지금은 15살이야 부인이 재혼한 지는 11년이고 그레이스는 그 뒤로 가끔 만나 -이해가 안 돼요 -이해할걸 거짓말로 사는 게 쉬울 때가 있지
I'm going to let you fly tonight, Frank. I'm not even going to try to stop you. Because I know you'll be back on Monday. Yeah. How do you know I'll come back?	오늘은 보내줄게 말리지도 않을게 월요일에 돌아올 테니 그래요? 돌아올 걸 어떻게 알죠?
Frank, nobody's chasing you. Alice, has he not called? No, he hasn't. This unsub is a big dog, passing checks as large as five figures. Sorry I'm late.	프랭크 아무도 널 쫓지 않아 앨리스, 아직 전화 안 왔어요? 안 왔어요 만 달러 이상씩 긁는 대담한 놈입니다 늦었습니다
Sorry. We have a recovered check on Agent Reiter's desk. Why don't we step out to the bullpen? There's impressions on every line. Looks like the original amount was for $60.	죄송합니다 레이터 요원 책상 위에 위조 수표가 있습니다 다음으로 넘어갑니다 지운 흔적이 있어 원래 60달러짜리였네
Mind if I take a look? Cashed in Flagstaff a week ago. Cost the bank $16,000. -It's a real check. -Yeah, it's been washed. The only thing original's the signature.	제가 봐도 될까요? 플래그스태프에서 1주일 전에 현금화됐어 은행은 만육천 달러 손해를 봤고 -진짜 수표네요 -그렇지 서명 빼고 다 바꿨어
this isn't hydrochloride or bleach. No. Something new. Maybe nail polish remover. where the acetone removes the ink that's not been printed? How did you do it, Frank?	염산이나 표백도 아니고 아니야 새로운 거야 매니큐어 지우는 아세톤 같은 거 같아 어떻게 했어, 프랭크?
How did you cheat in the bar exam in Louisiana? I didn't cheat. I studied for two weeks and I passed. I'll bet this guy steals checks out of mailboxes.	루이지애나 주 변호사 시험을 어떻게 속였지? 속이지 않았어요 2주간 공부하고 통과한 거예요 우편물에서 수표를 훔치나 보네요
He washes off their names and he puts on his own. You're saying that he's a local? If it were me, I'd call the bank first. I'd check out the balance... Make sure there's enough money to make it worth your while. Exactly.	이 자는 수표 잉크를 지우고 자기 이름을 썼어요 근처 사람이라는 거야? 나 같아도 은행에 전화해서 잔고를 확인해서... 시간 쓸 가치가 있는지 보고 작업을 시작한다? 그렇죠
You know, Carl, I think this guy's pretty smart. I guess all we have to do now is catch him. We'll start first thing in the morning. We'll run the name Eric Anthony Feeders.	꽤 똑똑한 놈이네요 잡기만 하면 되겠네요 "프랭크는 26년간 결혼 생활을 이어오고 있다" "아들 세 명을 낳았고 중서부에서 조용히 살고 있다"
In Nevada, Arizona, California. Both names. Chris Frank, too? Frank Abagnale Jr. has been married for 26 years. He has three sons and lives a quiet life in the midwest.	"1974년 감옥에서 나온 후 FBI가 신출귀몰한 수표 위조범과" "사기꾼을 잡도록 돕고 있으며" "은행 사기와 위조에 관해서는 최고 권위자로 인정받고 있다"
Hey, guys, live stand-up comedy. Come on in. She weighed 1,200 pounds, and the guy stayed married to her. Can you imagine that? "Honey, do you think I look fat in this?" I have noticed that there is a certain compulsion...	라이브 스탠드업 코미디입니다 어서 오세요 "코미디 창고" 아내 몸무게가 540kg였는데 남편은 이혼하지 않았대요 상상이 돼요? '여보, 나 뚱뚱해 보여?' 스탠드업 코미디언들에겐 무대에 올라...
among stand-up comedians to go onstage and perform. Yeah, unless you wanna go. It's a real need. What am I doing here? I made it! I had my own show!	공연하고자 하는 독특한 충동이 있더라고요 먼저 하시겠어요? 진정한 욕구예요 제가 여기서 뭐 하는 거죠? 저는 성공해서 제 쇼도 있었는데!
What did I do? I'm back here now! I screwed up. Why are you here? Why am I here? That's a good question. I could ask you the same thing. And you have just these couple little things to hang on to.	뭘 잘못한 걸까요? 여기로 되돌아왔어요 망했다 여긴 왜 오셨어요? 왜냐고요? 좋은 질문이에요 저도 댁한테 그게 궁금하거든요 매달릴 거라곤 별 볼 일 없는 것들뿐이었어요
It's very strange. It's very hard to get used to. I was in L.A. last week. Everyone's going, "I'm not just blowing smoke up your ass." You know that expression? I really thought it was, you know, it was good.	정말 이상하고 적응이 안 돼요 지난주엔 LA에서 '엉덩이에 연기를 넣는다'는 표현을 들었는데 정말 재밌다고 생각했어요
And I'm not just blowing smoke up your ass. What is it about having smoke blown up your ass... Yeah, I've got, like, two bits, and the rest is...	아부한다는 뜻이죠 엉덩이에 연기 넣으면 어때요? 2개 정도 괜찮고 나머지는...
shit. I tell ya, I could not fuck around with these people, or I was going down, I knew it. But they were with you. The crowd was. Like, you looked like you were having fun.	쓰레기예요 이 사람들을 웃기지 못하면 망할 거란 걸 알아요 사람들이 좋아했고 제리도 즐기는 것 같았어요
That's my job. I just have no idea what the curve is of when it's gonna be, you know... something... -that's like-- it feels like-- -When you-- like it used to feel.	그게 제 직업이죠 언제 곤란한 상황이 터질지 몰라요 뭐든 간에요 - 느낌이... - 근데... 예전의 그 느낌이죠
When you're like, "Big deal. I made these idiots laugh." I saw this lady today with a little... what was it? I don't even know the names of these little dogs. The really little one.	'저 바보들을 웃긴 게 뭐 대단하다고...' 오늘 어떤 여자를 봤는데 아주 작은... 개 종류는 잘 모르겠지만 정말 작았어요
Shih Tzu. - Yorkies. -No. I don't know. I wouldn't even know if you said it. - Rat in a dog suit. -It doesn't matter. You really can just relax, sir.	치와와 시추 - 요크셔테리어 - 아뇨 사실 저는 말해줘도 몰라요 - 개의 탈을 쓴 쥐 - 상관은 없어요 너무 심려하지 마세요
I'll take it from here. I don't know what it is. It's so distinctive. Colin Quinn, everyone! I just love it. I love walking downstairs. Go in there. It's all crowded. Everyone's perched.	개그는 제가 할게요 뭐라고 할지 모르겠지만 정말 독특해요 콜린 퀸입니다! 저는 계단 내려가는 걸 참 좋아해요 들어가면 사람들이 빼곡히 앉아있어요
You just go on and grab the mike and bust it out. You know what I mean? The bare essentials. It's like Tyson fighting with no socks-- just his shorts and his shoes, and that's it.	그럼 저는 마이크를 움켜쥐고 쏟아내죠 알죠? 그게 가장 기본이에요 타이슨이 양말은 신지 않고 반바지와 신발만 신고 경기하는 것처럼요
It is the smelly gym. Yeah. I love the conspiracy people. I go to the movies with my friend, Always take the straws in the back. My nephew used to work here.	땀 냄새가 나는 체육관이죠 네 저는 매사에 친구와 극장에 가서 빨대를 꺼내려고 했는데 자기 조카가 여기서 일했는데 뒤엣것을 쓰래요
They rub their balls on the straws. They rub their balls on the straws? Underneath the top. We don't want the top level. They jerk off in the popcorn. My cousin used to work here.	앞엣것엔 고환을 비빈다고요 빨대에 고환을 비벼? 아래 것을 꺼내 달라고 하랬어요 자기 사촌이 여기서 일했는데 이상한 짓 한대요
Sounds like the problem might be your relatives. It's a real pleasure to bring this next guy to the stage. How about a big hand for Jerry Seinfeld, everybody?	그 사람 친척들이 문제네요 다음 분을 무대로 모시겠습니다 제리 사인펠드에게 박수 보내주세요
What's easy? -For me because people know who I am. -Right. No, you get a little bit of a break up front. You're goddamn right! Yeah. And then, you still gotta be funny.	뭐가 쉬워요? - 제가 유명인이라서요 - 그렇군요 그래도 조금은 유리하잖아요 여러분이 옳습니다! 네 그래도 웃겨야 하지만요
That's the beauty of stand-up, though. That's why it's closest to justice. Not that it's just, ultimately, but it's close to justice. Even Jack Nicholson, who everybody loves... Right.	그게 스탠드업 코미디의 매력이죠, 정의에 가까워요 정의는 아니고 정의에 가까워요 만인이 사랑하는 잭 니콜슨이라도 네
You know what I mean? -He's the most beloved person there is. -Right. And, now, my point here... What is my point? God damn it. I got off on that whole thing about the number.	아시죠? - 아무리 인기가 많아도요 - 네 제가 하려던 말은... 뭐였더라... 젠장! 숫자 때문에 다 까먹었어요
Oh, damn it. l don't know. l don't know. What was it about? I didn't even want to say what I just said. That's the ugly part. I don't remember.	젠장 모르겠어요 몰라요 무슨 얘기였더라? 방금 그런 말도 하고 싶지 않았어요 정말 추해요 기억이 안 나요
Anyway, there's something good there about-- Yeah. Yes, it is, actually. No, I... Well, you know doing all-- all this stuff I have never said before to anyone.	재밌는 게 있었는데... 오늘이 처음이세요? 네, 실은 그래요 아뇨, 전... 아시다시피 제가 지금 하는 말은 전부 못 들은 겁니다
These are thoughts. -This is how comedians develop material. - Right. And, uh, as you can see, it's quite painful. All of a sudden, you can't do anything.	생각하는 소리예요 - 우린 이렇게 소재를 얻죠 - 네 보시다시피 무척 고통스러워요 갑자기 아무것도 못 하죠
That's how a comedian feels when he's doing a new bit. I'll tell you what's funny-- that think-tank bit. - Come on! -What? That's so stupid. I always thought this-- I hear about these places called a think tank. I mean, it's just really just a bunch of smart guys, and they bring in problems and try and solve them, righ...	새 개그를 할 때 그런 느낌이에요 난 싱크탱크 얘기가 웃겼어요 - 말도 안 돼요 - 뭐가요? 바보 같았어요 전 이게 궁금했어요 싱크탱크란 게 있는데 똑똑한 사람들의 집단으로 문제를 제기하고 그걸 해결하려는 거죠?
Nick Di Paulo has a friend who's in a think tank in Boston. Really? Nick, where's your friend-- where is he in a think tank? I can't believe that many people have heard of a think tank.	닉 디파올로의 친구가 보스턴 싱크탱크에 있어요 진짜요? 닉! 친구가 어느 싱크탱크라고 했죠? 싱크탱크가 뭔지 모르는 사람이 많아요
I'm thinking here. What do you think people say when they go, "I can't even think"? ""All right." He just sits there looking at you. It's in there. It's in there. It would be kind of cool if there was a submarine too, where people would like to descend to. Descend into the tank, and we'll let you up. That's the tank as...	생각 중이에요 '생각조차 못 하겠다' 이럴 때 사람들이 하는 말은? '자...' 그냥 앉아서 바라보죠 뭔가 있어요 사람들을 탱크로 내려주고 올려주는 잠수함이 있으면 좋겠어요 탱크라면 그렇겠죠
They won't let you up till you have five thoughts. "What do you got?" "What about... a pair of shoes with"- "No." Shut the door on you. So when you go for the interview-- He doesn't think. If you know how to think-- -You know, sometimes, you don't think. -You just don't think.	아이디어를 5개 정도 내기 전엔 안 올려줘요 '아이디어 나왔어?' '혹시 신발로...' '아니!' 하고 닫아버려요 인터뷰하면... 생각을 안 해요 생각할 줄 알면 - 생각 안 하기도 하죠 - 안 해요
That's why they fire you. They fire-- "What do you mean you're letting me go? Why?" "Because sometimes you just don't think." That is very funny.	그래서 해고돼요 '왜 저를 자르는 거죠?' '생각을 안 할 때가 있으니까' 그거 진짜 웃겨요
""If you think that's thinking, you better think again." "That's what you think." ""Johnson, I see you sitting in there." "I don't know what you're thinking." "To me, it's like you don't even think sometimes!" "I swear, boss, I'm racking my brains." "Maybe that's what you think!" Mark my word, that think-tank bit is go...	'그걸 아이디어라고 냈어?' '그건 자네 생각이지' '존슨, 그러고 앉아있으면' '대체 무슨 생각을 하는지 모르겠어' '가끔은 아예 생각이 없는 것 같아' '쥐어 짜내고 있다고요' '그건 자네 생각이지' 싱크탱크 얘기는 진짜 대박이에요
Yeah. Oh, no, don't do it. I just got a ticket for running a red light on my bicycle. ""Move away from the bicycle." "Move away from the bicycle!" I'm not 100% confident about this stuff, and that's what kills me. If you're not behind it 100%, you can't sell it.	네 절대로요 자전거도 빨간 불에 가면 딱지 끊더라고요 '자전거에서 내려요' '자전거에서 내리라고요!' 100% 확신이 없어서 미치겠어요 100% 확신 없인 웃길 수 없죠
I tape all my shows because that way I can go home and see what works and what doesn't work. Back to you, Phil. Did I say "Potatoes are good for you" twice?	저는 제 쇼를 다 녹화해요 그래야 집에 가서 웃긴 것과 안 웃긴 것을 알 수 있으니까요 필, 나와주세요 '감자가 몸에 좋다'고 두 번 말했나요?
My mind does not stop writing, and that's why I'm up all night worried, because I'm thinking about all the jokes. If I'm doing a show on being Jewish, I can pull out the "Jewish" stuff. These are all screenplays I've written.	머릿속으론 늘 소재를 생각하고 밤새 고민해요 소재를 생각하죠 주제가 '유대인'이면 그 목록이 있고 이건 제가 쓴 대본들이에요
Look at that. These are all my journals. All my journals. It's all here. This is it. These are all jokes. These are jokes, jokes, jokes. I can't believe how much work I've done.	여기 보세요 이게 다 제 일기장이에요 다 여기 있어요 이게 다 개그예요! 전부 우스갯소리죠 일 정말 많이 했네요
Flowers with the stickers, careful with prickles... Whoa! Whoa! I love that little dance. That's painful, watching yourself on tape. Even if you're doing well, you're like, "Damn, look at my-- look at the way my hand moved or..."	스티커 붙은 꽃은 가시 조심해요 난 저 춤이 좋아요 자기 모습을 화면으로 보는 건 잘했어도 괴로워요 '젠장, 내 손동작 좀 봐' 하면서요
How you doing? Got it figured out? Now you've added more pressure to my night. I was going to do at least 70% new stuff, and at least a 100% a new order, and open with something I've never opened with before.	제리 안녕하세요? 잘할 수 있죠? 그러니까 더 부담스럽네요 최소한 100% 새로운 방식으로요 이 개그로 시작해본 적은 한 번도 없죠
-Really? -Yes. Not impressed, are you? No, I am. I wouldn't do that. -Really? -No. -Why is that? -You're crazy. You're taking your life in your hands. Is he bringing me up?	- 진짜요? - 네 마음에 안 들죠? 네, 그런 짓을 왜 해요? - 진짜요? - 네 - 왜요? - 미쳤어요? 위험부담이 너무 커요 제 차례예요?
Is he? Poor guy. He's a goner. I realized today when I walk by a cute girl, nine times out of 10, I'll turn around and look at her ass. And 10 times out of 10, she doesn't look around to look at mine.	저요? 안됐어요, 망할 거예요 인제 보니 저는 예쁜 여자와 걸을 때 십중팔구 뒤돌아서 엉덩이를 보더라고요 그런데 여자는 절대 제 엉덩이를 안 봐줘요
And that's depressing. I gotta go. Thank you very much, everybody. Good night. Everybody thinks you're funny until you're funny, then they don't say you're funny anymore.	정말 슬퍼요 여기까지입니다, 감사합니다 무대에 오르기 전까진 웃긴다고 해놓고 올라가면 안 웃긴대요
That's like you're an open-miker. And the amount of that that I've had to battle-- I'm just sure of myself, and I've never been condescending to anybody else.	출연자가 진짜로 웃긴 얘기를 하면 그런 것과 많이 싸워야 하죠 저는 확신이 있을 뿐이에요 전 거들먹거린 적 없어요
I do a couple of new stuff, and then I go in, you know. That's the right way to do it. Even though you may think you are, you never really are. Right. I know. But I thought I could-- I did it the other night.	새로운 걸 두어 개 하다가 본론으로 들어가요 그렇게 해야죠 편하다고 생각해도 전혀 편하지 않아요 네, 그런 줄 알았는데 저번에도 그랬어요
Yeah, I've done it, too, and it's still a mistake. Yeah. Good luck following that. Fuck him. You know, when Jerry gets up there, they're standing, they're on their feet.	저도 그런 적 있고 지금도 그래요 네, 이번엔 행운을 빌어요 망해라 제리가 올라가면 사람들이 막 일어나요
You know, I brought him up the other night. Everyone stands up. I didn't know if they were standing up because I was leaving or he was coming, but they stand up.	저번에도 제가 소개했는데 다들 일어서더라고요 제가 나가서 그런 건지 제리가 들어와서 그런 건진 몰라요
...very nice. Thank you very much. Good job, Jerry. Come on out. You can give-- here comes more advice. I think more important to me is the celebrity.	좋아요, 정말 감사합니다 잘했어요, 제리 얼른 와서 조언을 더 해줘요 제겐 유명세가 더 중요한 것 같아요
I'd like to right now have everybody in this restaurant looking at me going, "That is Orny Adams. "That is him. That guy's funny. I really respect what he does." Is time running out? Are you out of time?	지금 이 식당의 모든 사람이 제가 오니 애덤스라는 걸 알아봤으면 좋겠어요 '오니다! 진짜 웃겨 저 사람 좋아해' 왜요? 시간이 없어요?
I'm getting older. Please. I'm getting older. It's odd. Listen, I'm 29. I feel like I've sacrificed so much of my life. The last three years have been a blur.	나이를 먹잖아요 이봐요 나이를 먹어요 이상해요, 저는 29살인데 너무 많은 걸 희생해서 지난 3년은 기억도 안 나요
Do you have something else you would rather have been doing? You got other appointments or other places you gotta be? -Not necessarily, but-- -No, not necessarily.	그럼 차라리 다른 걸 하고 싶어요? 다른 약속이나 다른 곳에 가고 싶어요? - 그건 아니지만 - 그건 아니죠
I see all my friends are making a lot of money on Wall Street. You what? -You know... -What? I just see, like, my friends are-- they're moving up, and I'm worried-- -They're moving up? -They're moving up.	제 친구들은 월스트리트에서 돈을 많이 벌었어요 무슨 말인지 아시죠? - 네? - 제가 볼 때, 친구들은 위로 올라가는데 저는 걱정이에요 - 위로 올라가요? - 올라가죠
Are you outta your mind? No, I'm not outta my mind. I just... This has nothing to do with your friends. -I've upset you. -No. This is a special thing. This has nothing to do with making it or-- Did you ever stop and compare your life and go, "OK, I'm 29. Let me tell you a story. What do you tell your parents? How do yo...	정신 나갔어요? 정신 나가진 않았어요 친구와 상관없는 일이에요 언짢으신가요? - 화나셨군요 - 아니에요 이건 당신 일이지 친구는 상관없어요 그런 비교 한 적 없어요? 난 29살인데 내 말 들어봐요 부모님껜 뭐라고 해요? 그런 건 어쩌죠?
Yes. You know, like how do you-- This is your-- Your parents? Let me tell you a story about-- This is my favorite story about show business.	네, 뭐라고 해요? 이건... 부모라니... 이 얘기 좀 들어봐요 방송업에 관한 얘긴데 최고죠
Glenn Miller's orchestra, they were doing some gigs somewhere. They can't land where they're supposed to land because it's winter, snowy night. So they have to land, like, in this field and walk to the gig.	글렌 밀러 오케스트라가 연주하러 어딘가로 갔는데 눈 내리는 겨울밤이라 원하는 곳에 착륙하지 못하고 허허벌판에 착륙해서 공연장까지 걸어가야 했어요
They're dressed in their suits, ready to play. They're carrying their instruments. So they're walking through the snow, and it's wet and it's slushy. And in the distance they see this little house.	이미 연주복을 입고 있었고 악기까지 들고 질퍽한 눈길을 걸어서 공연장으로 가는 중에 저 멀리 작은 집이 보였어요
And there's lights on in the inside and this billow of smoke coming out of the chimney. They go up to the house, and they look in the window, and in the window, they see this-- this family.	창문에선 불빛이 새어 나오고 굴뚝에선 연기가 피어올랐죠 가까이 가서 창문을 들여다봤더니 한 가족이 있더라고요
And there's two kids. And they're all sitting around the table. And they're smiling, laughing, and eating. And there's a fire in the fireplace. These guys are standing in their suits, and they're wet and they're shivering, and holding their instruments.	아이 둘과 식탁에 둘러앉아서 웃고 떠들며 먹었어요 벽난로엔 불도 피웠고요 근데 양복 입은 이 사람들은 몸이 젖어서 떨고 있었죠 악기까지 들고요
And they're watching this incredible Norman Rockwell scene. This one guy turns to the other guy and goes, "How do people live like that?" -That's what it's about. -Right.	그들 앞에 그림 같은 장면이 펼쳐졌어요 근데 한 사람이 이랬죠 '대체 어떻게 저러고 살지?' - 바로 그거예요 - 네
It was beautiful. That's the way I feel. Yes, Jerry, I'm doing something different. People are scared of me, but you're right. I should stand strong.	멋졌어요 제 느낌이 그렇거든요 제가 달라서 사람들이 저를 두려워하지만, 맞아요 굳세어야 해요
When did you start making people laugh? Well, I made friends laugh, but I never liked to-- -Friends. -Yeah. You were the funny guy in the group. Well, everybody was funny. Don't you think?	그럼 언제부터 웃겼어요? 친구들을 웃기긴 했지만... - 친구들? - 네 웃기는 친구였군요 다들 웃기지 않았나요?
When you were growing up, everybody was funny. And then, at some point, everybody went off and got jobs. Lenny Bruce and Robert Klein, really, was, like-- and George Carlin. That's really the genesis of every comedian you see working today.	어렸을 땐 다들 웃겼는데 언제부턴가 다들 취직해버렸죠 레니 브루스와 로버트 클라인 그리고 조지 칼린이 오늘날 모든 코미디언의 조상이죠
Everyone from my generation wanted to be like this guy. Robert Klein-- how about another round of applause? My parents, uh, retired to South Florida.	제 세대엔 다들 그들처럼 되고 싶었어요 로버트 클라인 박수 한번 쳐주세요 제 부모님은 은퇴해서 플로리다 남부로 가셨어요
I mean, I tell you, I'm sick about it! Bitter! I sent two healthy, 65-year-old retired parents to South Florida. Thirty years later, dead! I mean, what is it-- the water, the air? Everything's polluted.	정말이지 지긋지긋하고 짜증 나요! 은퇴한 65세의 건강한 부모를 플로리다 남부로 보냈는데 30년 후에 돌아가셨어요! 물 때문인가요? 공기? 전부 오염됐어요
It's a death camp for real! They live in a very cozy place called Section 21. You're on the way down. Where can you go from the biggest show of all time?	죽음의 캠프가 따로 없어요 21구역이라는 아주 안락한 곳에 계시죠 하락세죠? 최고의 쇼를 한 후엔 달리 어딜 향하겠어요?
That's the way it is. You want to be a comedian-- Is anybody here kind of thinking about it, maybe in the back of your mind? Yeah, just kind of thinking about it?	원래 그렇죠 코미디언이 되고 싶으면요 여기 계신 분 중에도 살짝 그런 생각을 하나요? 그냥 생각만 하는 분요
You, sir? Well, this is what it is. I mean, you can't get bigger than me. And look, I'm still shit... ...always shit. That is lesson number one. In comedy...	선생님요? 지금 이게 그거입니다 저보다 잘나갈 순 없어요 보세요, 형편없잖아요 늘 형편없어요 이게 코미디학 제1장입니다
it's always shit. I fuckin' hate it. - You do? -No, I don't. I just didn't have a good set today. I made that rookie mistake of opening with the new material 'cause you're excited about it and you want to try it, but you're not ready to do it.	'늘 형편없다' 정말 싫어요 - 그래요? - 아뇨 그냥 오늘 망쳐서 그래요 새 소재로 시작하는 애송이 같은 실수를 했어요 선보이고 싶어서 안달이 났지만 아직은 준비가 안 된 상태였죠
The oldest delusion in the book, right? Yup. -Right. -Then you can do whatever you want. Exactly. They might not necessarily think that, but in your mind, that's it.	해묵은 착각이죠 네 - 원하는 걸 해야 해요 - 갑자기 흥미를 잃어요 바로 그거예요 관중이 그렇게 생각하지 않아도 본인이 그렇다고 생각하죠
What I was saying to Colin the other night, I said, "I'm not gonna go out Saturday night anymore. They're too juiced up and all the date night. Get up every night anywhere you can...	저번에 콜린에게 말했는데 이젠 토요일 밤엔 안 할 거예요 다들 너무 들떠 있고 데이트도 많이 해서요 매일 밤 나가야 한다고 바로잡아주더라고요
Work, work, work. When you're crafting an act, you need to see how that material works in front of each different type of, uh, situation. Good. What's going on?	일해요, 일 공연하면서 그 소재가 다양한 사람에게 어떻게 다르게 작용하는지 알아야 하니까요 잘 지내시죠?
T. Sean Shannon, everybody. Come on! Yes! Yes! ...his very funny television show. Ladies and gentlemen, the one and only Jerry Seinfeld! I'd like to do another set.	T 션 섀넌입니다, 여러분! 어서 오세요! 네! 아주 재밌는 TV 쇼를 하죠 신사 숙녀 여러분! 제리 사인펠드입니다! 한 번 더 하고 싶어요
Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry Seinfeld! Yeah, you gotta work. You gotta work it, work it. Well, the mad cow disease is back. It's not our fault. Those cows are nuts.	제리 사인펠드 제리 사인펠드! "브로드웨이 그릴" 노력해야 해요 노력, 노력! 광우병이 재발했습니다 우리 잘못이 아니라 소가 미쳤기 때문이라고요
I had a good, solid 20 minutes. Twenty minutes in three months is a ton. Think about the concept-- a beauty contest. "You're very attractive. I challenge you." They have complete confidence in that plastic.	20분간 꽉 잡았어요 3개월간 20분이면 엄청나죠 미인대회의 개념을 생각해보세요 '너 진짜 예쁘다, 도전!' 플라스틱을 너무 믿어요
What do we know about the Glad sandwich bag? Well, it keeps the sandwich fresh. I'll pick up shit with it. Twenty minutes is not comedy. An hour, an hour and 15 minutes, that's comedy, you know?	비닐봉지로 뭘 하죠? 샌드위치를 신선하게 보관해요 저는 그거로 똥 줍죠 20분은 코미디가 아니에요 60분, 75분 그게 코미디죠
You learn how to open, how to sustain, how to pace. What are you doing? This weekend? Working here. But certain trends I'm looking forward to come to an end.	시작하고 유지하고 조절하는 법을 배워요 뭐 해요? 이번 주말에요? 여기서 일해요 하지만 저는 끝나기를 바라는 유행도 있죠
Ladies, the outline around the lip... is over. That's why I'm doing this. I'm scared. That I'll not be able to do it anymore if I don't keep doing it, that it might leave me.	숙녀 여러분 입술 윤곽을 그리는 유행은 끝났습니다 그래서 이걸 해요 두렵거든요 계속하지 않으면 더는 못 할 것 같아서요 감을 잃을 것 같아요
Looks so natural, no one can tell Looks so natural You ever heard of this product "Just For Men"? -Yes. -It takes away the gray. No one can...	너무 자연스러워서 아무도 몰라요 너무 자연스러워서 '저스트 포 맨' 알아요? - 네 - 흰머리를 감춰주죠 아무도...
I love the commercial for Hair Color For Men. Did you ever see it? With the song. Looks so natural, no one can tell Everyone can tell. I meant to time that set, but I'm definitely feeling like I've got a very solid 30 minutes.	저는 남성 염색약 광고가 참 좋아요 그 노래 있잖아요 '자연스러워서 아무도 몰라요' 그걸 누가 몰라요? 시간은 안 재봤지만 분명히... 30분은 꽉 잡았던 것 같아요
You gonna go up first, or gonna wait? I'll wait. I thought there was so much more here. Hold on. I'm getting to it. Don't you push me around here, folks. Do they still get drunk Friday night, second show?	먼저 할래요? 기다릴래요 뭔가 더 있는데... 금방 할 테니 기다려요 재촉하지 마요, 여러분 금요일 밤 2부엔 다들 취하나요?
It's better than it used to be, but tonight was kind of getting there. I wouldn't want to go on now, I'll tell you that. No, just go. They kicked me out of your club tonight twice.	전보단 나아졌지만 오늘 밤은 다들 좀 그래요 저라면 지금 나가지 않을 거예요 그냥 나가요 오늘 밤만 당신 클럽에서 두 번째 쫓겨나요
Well, it's not my club, it's theirs, and it looks like it's gonna happen again. Looks so natural, no one can tell I think it's funny, you guys clap when he's mean.	제 클럽이 아니고 세 번째로 쫓겨날 것 같군요 너무 자연스러워서 아무도 몰라요 막말할 때 손뼉 치는 게 정말 웃겨요
No one can tell When I'm mean, you are like, "What a dick!" Where are you from? Nice to meet you. -OK. Hi, how are you doing? - Come to say hi. OK.	아무도 몰라요 저는 이런 막말을 하죠 '머저리!' 어디서 왔어요? 반가워요 - 안녕하세요? - 네, 안녕하세요?
-How's it going, Jerry? -Good, how are you doing? Yeah, we just shook. Nice to meet you. We just shook. Why do we have to do it again? Folks comin' in late, yeah.	- 잘 지내요, 제리? - 네, 안녕하세요? 방금 악수했잖아요 반가워요 방금 악수했는데 왜 또 해야 해요? 사람들이 늦게 입장하네요
Y'all just missed Jerry Seinfeld. How fucked up do you feel now? How bad do you feel? How much new stuff you got? I got about... 40 minutes. -Really? -Yeah.	제리 사인펠드를 놓쳤어요 짜증 나죠? 짜증 나 죽겠죠? 새 개그가 얼마나 돼요? 40분 정도 돼요 - 진짜요? - 네
And you're happy with all of it? I think-- I mean, I started with nothing. I know. And so, it was like-- Five minutes, yeah. It was awful. And you just didn't say, "Let me do one old joke to get a laugh and then I'll"- No.	만족스러운 것들이에요? 네, 무에서 시작했으니까요 네 그래서... 네, 5분요 참 끔찍하죠 이런 말 안 했어요? '이건 전에 하던 건데...' 아뇨 웃음을 끌어내려고요
-Really? -No. It's only, actually-- I've been doing it about four months. -Which I haven't had for years. -Yeah. I'd like to, you know, two months from now, I think, I should be able to go to work somewhere and do 45 minutes.	- 진짜요? - 네 이거 한 지 4개월 정도 됐는데 - 몇 년 만이에요 - 네 앞으로 두 달 후엔 다른 곳에서 일하면서도 45분을 채울 수 있을 것 같아요
Does it feel like the old act, George? Well, it's not quite the old act, but it's, uh... You're certainly on your way. The progress you made in four months is amazing.	이젠 예전과 같아요? 예전까지는 아니고 그 길로 가고는 있죠 4개월간의 발전이 정말 놀라워요
Yeah, right. -Good. Nice to see you. -Nice to see you. My oldest client's Carl Reiner, and he's 78. George Burns, he was 100. Right. But Jerry's gonna work-- do a date when he's 100.	네 - 반가워요 - 반가워요 칼 라이너는 78세로 제 고객 중 제일 많아요 조지 번스는 100살이었죠 제리는 100살에도 공연할 거예요
Did you book it already? -I didn't-- What? - Did you book that yet? It's gonna be the Palladium. We're talking. We're gonna lock it up while I'm still here.	예약했어요? - 네? - 예약했느냐고요 '팔라듐'에서 하자고 얘기 중이에요 내가 죽기 전에 확정하려고요 내가 죽기 전에요
Can you believe you're in charge of deciding whether our brilliant ideas are good or not? What the hell do you know about it? Nothing. You know nothing. You've never written a joke.	우리의 천재적인 아이디어를 여러분이 평가한다는 사실 아세요? 여러분이 뭘 안다고요? 아무것도 몰라요 개그를 만들어본 적이 없어서 아무것도 몰라요
Most of you aren't funny... probably all of you. You wouldn't be here if you were funny. You wouldn't need to come to this. I don't know anything about your business, I don't have a reason, I don't even work here.	여러분 대부분은 웃기지도 않아요 어쩌면 전부 다요 웃기는 사람이었다면 거기 앉아있지 않을 테니까요 저는 여러분이 무슨 일을 하는지 모르고 그럴 이유도 없고 거기서 일하지도 않아요
I just thought I'd come in off the street and give you a piece of my mind. And what gives me the authority? I bought two drinks. I don't really believe in the festivals.	그런데도 잠깐 들러서 잔소리해요 그럴 권리가 있느냐고요? 음료 2잔을 샀으니까요 축제 따위는 상관없어요
I think I have talent. I don't have a manager, I don't have an agent. I don't have a deal. I don't have any access to L.A. This will get me to-- If I go to Montreal, and I have a good set-- I can't.	난 재능이 있으니까 제겐 매니저도 대리인도 없고 계약도 없죠 LA에 지인도 없어요 그러면 성공한다고요 몬트리올에 가서 멋진 공연을 하면... 없어요
It's inconceivable to me at this point. This is a huge opportunity, but in the scheme of life, I'm the one with talent. They have a festival, and yet they're making my goddamn knees weak.	이 시점에선 상상도 못 하겠어요 좋은 기회지만 어쨌든 재능이 있는 사람은 저예요 축제 중인데 저는 무릎이 떨려요
I've mastered the art. I am ready. I just went in, and I looked at the stage. It's like it's a woman. I just want to mount it. I just wanna get on that stage and destroy.	기술을 터득했고 준비됐어요 들어가서 무대를 보면서 올라가고 싶은 여자라고 생각했어요 무대에 올라 평정하고 싶었죠
Mr. Orny Adams, everybody. Thank you. Let me just give a little advice to the industry. Stretch before I go up on stage. 'Cause when you come running after me, I don't want you to pull a muscle or something.	오니 애덤스입니다, 여러분! 고마워요 이 업계에 조언 하나 할게요 제가 나오기 전엔 준비운동 하세요 저 쫓아오려다가 가랑이 찢어지면 안 되니까요

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