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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: In high school I got caught shoplifting once from a car dealership. it was a Buick- and my father said to me through the bars of the jail cell because he was in the next cell. he said: you're no son of mine, which hurt me and it confused my mother. she was like damn it, how did he know...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Guna, Guna, Guna, Nahamu Nahi Jai, Jai, Cool, Don't forget to take a photo. I'm gonna go to the hospital. I'm gonna die Jai. [LAUGHTER]", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Hi there, Jack here, Welcome to another episode of Tales from the Psych Ward, where something happens to me at the Psych Ward and I tell you about it. Today, like I do most days. I had an admission. This dude was brought in, and so, you know, like most admissions- actually every admiss...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Here we are at the world premiere of What the Who the hell is that guy? Uh-oh, Yo, who the hell are you? Get off the red carpet. Yes, you, I'm in the movie. No, you're not. Y'all don't recognize me. I'm the DoorDash guy. Crash y'all eats. What the hell is even that? Alright, let me rem...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: I have an identical twin sister, which is pretty cool. Yeah, I mean, we're different personality-wise, though My sister has low self-esteem, which is weird because she has my face. Do you know what it's like when somebody that looks exactly like you calls you up and goes? I feel so ugl...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Oh, dude, a couple black dudes called me the N-word a couple months ago, dude, and it was like That kind of brightens your day a little. I felt, you know, I was like you promised. you know I didn't know what to say. That's so cool, Thank you guys. Like say it again, man, It's so cool w...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: So I travel a lot for work and my favorite way to get to know a city is to walk it. I love walking around the city and I do it all the time, except people in my family are worried about me. They're like, oh my god, Tatum, isn't that dangerous. You can't go out and about by yourself lik...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: guys, I was robbed today. let's talk about it. so I was gonna take my dog for a walk and, as usual, I brought this beautiful, most crunchy garlic bread, because my dog seriously can't live without it- this is for milk, by the way. so we get to the park and my dog stepped on a bee and h...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: And Trump is crazy and you can't convince me otherwise. This man has the resume of a Waffle House employee And y'all voted for him again. White women, y'all let me down. Come on now, Don't he? This man got 34 felonies, all his friends in jail and he got shot at at work. Don't that soun...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: What if Spongebob didn't take place under the sea But inside a vagina? That's the greatest fan theory on Spongebob I've ever heard. Of course, that whole cartoon takes place inside a vagina. What's the name of the beach? Bikini Bottom? SpongeBob is a female contraceptive. Squidward's a...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Oh my god, guys, I saw Peso Pluma for the first time. like his face, Holy shit. Do you guys know? Did you know about that? He's fine as fuck. Oh, She don't know. No, I don't Okay. Sav, can you pull up a photo please? Oh, he's bad. Yeah, I know. Okay, sorry, He's Christ, Sorry, sorry, J...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Congratulations, New York City on Zoranov. the last time I was here was two years ago, when Joe Biden was running your was walking your country, And I know a lot has happened to the Americans since then. We have been watching the news. Mark goodness, are you guys okay? No, Oh, my god. ...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: What the fuck is up. I'm having a really good day. Let me fucking tell you why. Anyone who knows me knows my favorite band is Rainbow Kitten Surprise. I know that sounds like a weirdly fucking weird anime TV show. It's not. It's not. It's a really cool band that I've loved since I was ...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Bruno Mars. that's when I lost a bit of faith in modern modern music. I'd catch- I'd catch- a grenade for you. that song heard that a few years ago, so on a lot, I'd catch a grenade for you. that's like that's what passes for romance these days. that's a love song in the modern day. I ...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Come on, this is trying to come on, hurry up, We're not going to be out here all day. Hurry up, man, Come on, Black man can't drum, I ain't. no, Come on, Stop, stop. I tell my children the truth. The boy been missing all day. Don't do that. He can go. Oh, oh, oh, okay, Let's go rowing ...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: If we can't say what we want to say without threat of intimidation, then this is insane. So I personally think the whole thing is f***ed up. And just to fan the flames even further, that little s***, Mayor Sadiq Khan, puts out a statement saying that we should all hug our brown, black ...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: I'm used to smokers of weed and getting the munchies. This nigga sold me some shit and had me looking at the refrigerator for three hours. I'm just in the kitchen sitting on the stove. just I bet you it ain't shit in there, nigga I bet you. All I'm saying is: you know, the weed is too ...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: No, sometimes I use my voices for evil man. I want to lie. If I don't have my way, like when I go to drive-thrus and they screw up my order, oh, I'm evil. I go back around and I start ordering, but I throw them off. by doing this, right, They'll come on the speaker. I can have a fantas...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: One of the best perks about being in the military is the travel benefits, And if you're active duty or reserves are thinking about joining, let me show you exactly what I mean. First off, most major airlines let military members check bags for free. That's right- While everyone else is...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: I found out my friend died. I mean, you know when your friend died. don't you get nervous. I'm 43. When the motherfucker be dying, you gotta find out what age he is. You know what I mean: Man 43. How old was he? 45. His heart just stopped on him. Was he sick? No, he just dropped dead. ...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: I went to a place called Rocky Mountain Fiddle Camp. It's the fiddle part for me. She had to read it with her whole finger. I just wanted to make sure. Fiddle Is this. This is an interrogation. Should we be worried? I did go to Rocky Mountain Fiddle Camp with my mother and my brother. ...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Did you start off doing stand-up in Estonia? because I know you went there. I was at the show. I was on the second balcony so far. You were there at my show in Estonia. Yeah, I remember it was awesome. you did a lot of jokes And I remember you had a lot of merch that you just left. I'v...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: I was at the airport recently and I went into a stationary shop. I found a notebook About the size of my hand. Small thing. Turn it around $27.. What's in it? The rotting already. Was this the one Anne Frank never got to use? This motherfucker better have the lotto numbers for this wee...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Two women were kayaking along in California when this whale just jumped out of the water and nearly I ain't even gotta research it and I know those are two white ladies- I cash app anybody right now if they prove to me otherwise. can't nobody survive in a whale's mouth and live to tell...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: It's hard to fuck like a man. it is. men don't get enough credit for what it is. they don't. I'm doing all the fucking work and that when I didn't, I didn't always know that. I was disrespectful at one point because I used to get fucked by men, and when I was getting fucked by men I'd ...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: And then this is love too. Y'all look young. You got X's on your hand. What the f*** does that mean? Y'all got COVID, Because y'all never really shut down like y'all was supposed to out here. Y'all just put an X on the COVID. people Stay away from them. They're the lepers. So what that...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: I am homeless, I am gay, I have AIDS, I am new in town, I am taller than the boy and I said: no, you know, like a liar, Where you at twenty fourth and fifth, where you wanna go thirty, fifth and sixth, eleven, up and one over you, simple.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: And I take my people with me together. we are going to a brand new home. far across the river, I hear freedom calling. [LAUGHTER]", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: call me a month later and said: hey, can i take hassan to the family fish fry? i said, yeah, take him. take him, i'm out of town doing the show. for after the first show i get off stage i have 14 missed calls, 14 of them. i call my mother back. i say what's going on. my aunt angela sna...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: I tell guys all the time, if you homophobic, you hiding something because you ain't got no business being angry if ain't nobody trying to stick you nowhere. people that's always running around saying somebody's gay is gay. because how do you see it? Your instinct is too good, nigga, to...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Okay, so we making cocktails? Okay, come on. extra pour I'm talking about, all right, let's hang a rain, Or you going all over the line too. Oh, I like you. Oh, you getting a good tip. I promise you getting a good tip. swear to God, You, my bartender, the whole night. I'm how long your...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: MTV. what they're doing is they. they notice that we're living in ultra sensitive time, right? So if you feel triggered or you feel offended by anything I'm saying up here or anything the musical artists are doing, They're providing a safe space. backstage. Will you get some stress bal...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Five of you liked it when they killed that healthcare CEO. Okay, Just the two people in N95s in the front, Just the gayest liberals all time Like: I would have got him. I'd take a non-binary pottery class. I would have got him. Was that accurate? Do you take a non-binary pottery class ...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Sir, are you wearing a dress? That's a kid. Are you Scottish? You are. Do you have underwear on? You're a Scottish man. Your ball sack gonna fall out. You're a bagpiper Like. Do you let your balls hang out while you do that too, Because I'm free, Free balling. Is this your wife? It's m...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: When people find out I'm queer, I get a bit of a weird reaction sometimes. They'll often go: oh you're Indian. what do your Indian family think about you being queer? And that's a weird question for me because I have to answer it and be like: well, the reality is they're fine with it b...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Yes, I'm going to answer that question. I didn't think I had to as a comedian, but I guess I now have to. First of all, there's a video on here weaponizing the fact that I'm Catholic, trying to use it against me, trying to get me canceled. I am so grateful that my parents taught me abo...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: How can I help you, sir? Excuse me? Uh sir, Sir, what do you need? Oh my god, let me call you back. What are you fucking blind? It says DoorDash for Ashley. Oh my god, The order came on my phone three minutes ago. I drove here for another two minutes. I hear tell me it's not ready. How...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: bring a joint tonight? No, ah, fuck, Jeannie, if I have what I'd give it to you. Are you handing her a joint? Oh, Jeannie, please take street drugs, just take it. I don't know if, Oh shit, Is she lighting it? Oh god, There we go. Can I have some? Wow, Get it here. Oh my god, Did you br...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: They're dancing and and they have, and they don't want to dance. They're very strong feminist women. They're not interested in dancing And it's funny because they have this strong feminist energy. But the music, the lyrics of the music in Miami are not feminist at all, Are they? They a...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: American friends will be like: do you guys have an opioid crisis? I'm like: no, you think the doctor's giving you anything that good, this is free health care, baby. you go to the doctors. I've tried it in my most like stress, just like I'm. I think I've explored all the avenues and I ...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: She was a raptor's cheerleader. There you go, buddy. That's better than I think you'd be able to pull off. I mean, you're not a bad-looking guy and you got nice hair, but raptor's cheerleader, That's good, That's awesome. How'd you meet her? Bus stop, Bus stop, damn, Did she just get o...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: What's your name, Rees? nice to meet you, Rees. okay, what are you doing, Rees? you're an electrician. good job anyway. so you're with Mrs, Mrs, beautiful Mrs Rees. Rees is peace. I was so happy with that in the engine. I see that nearly never came out because I was just having a littl...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: And they say that white people don't have culture and that's rude. White people have culture. Learning about serial killers, That's y'all's culture. So disrespectful, being in these streets acting like that, ain't y'all shit Like. that's totally Like y'all. don't talk about serial kill...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: I would like to share with you a real email that I got from my agents about 30 days ago. This is an actual email that they sent me on December 7th. There is no script available at this time. Okay, I'm listening, Pending, pending your response to the material. please use the attached si...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: My girl were together for about a year. She came up to me and said: Mark, I have two ultimatums for you. Ultimatum, of course, coming from the Latin meaning time to re download, hinge, Like Mark. first ultimatum: You have to stop playing Dungeons and Dragons. You're a 37 year old man. ...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: And they've canceled people that are more powerful than me. They canceled J.K. Rowling. My God, J.K. Rowling wrote all the Harry Potter books by herself. She sold so many books of Bible worries about her. And they canceled her because she said in an interview, and this is not exactly w...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: I've been getting hit on by a lot of women recently. right, The women are coming out the woodwork hitting on other women And I realized, like I don't really know how to turn down a woman. right, They smell good, They look nice, What do you say? But, guys, it's so easy, Get out of here,...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: After I set everything up, my next job is to be her Instagram photographer, And I don't know why she gives me that job. All she does is shit on my work Every time I take a picture of her. let me see it. let me see it. Do you even know how to take pictures? I got new shoes. You should k...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Y'all wear it. what the fuck are you wearing? Are y'all wearing a cow outfit? Because y'all got beef with the chicken here Y'all into? Oh, okay, That still doesn't make any sense. It's like it's my birthday. so I'm like: are y'all mentally ill? What's the thing where, like when you dre...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Hello, hello, welcome. How can I help you today? Uber Sounds good. How's your day been so far? What do you mean? Uber? Yeah, I know it's an Uber. I was asking how your day was, Ah, Uber. Yeah, I was asking you how your day was Uber, Uber, Uber. No, I mean like I don't know what Uber me...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: I work for a credit union- Nice. I used to work for a credit union dude. I always got fired from it because I was stealing. So what happened was: So I worked in this office and I used to this lady in my cubicle. I was office extrovert so I'd always walk around and be like: how are we d...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: and niggas is gonna hate you regardless. Get that out of your head, that fantasy world where niggas ain't hating on you. You gotta be grateful. You need haters. What the fuck is you complaining about? What the fuck do you think a hater's job is To fucking hate? So let them, motherfucke...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: know what's fucked up about getting thick as a man? nobody tells you, don't. nobody say shit. it's not like you're hanging out with your boys one day and they like: okay, Chris, we see you. I'm gonna tell you how I found out. this is how I found out. I was filming season two of my show...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: I'm gonna say a Chinese joke. Very good. They will then laugh at other races. What do you call a Chinese kid that is born at the wrong timing? Wrong timing? Hey, how do you know? We heard so much Chinese joke in my life. eh, I had to grow up with Chinese joke. We cannot end with that. ...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: You ever had a thing on your butt? Brian Dylan, how are we doing? You're in an open relationship You've explored. You guys keep flashing the light. for me I'm not sure what that means. I don't have till 8.30.. I think I have the time. I'll get off soon. Who's that? Are you serious? No,...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: People think that I'm smart because I graduated college. I'm not. I went to school for business, So basically all I know how to do is coloring books. Here's an example of a time when I was a total fucking idiot. I'm going through airport security, as you do, And you know waltzing throu...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Where do you work? I'm a school, high school administrator, Nice, A vice principal, Uh-huh, Wow, How long you've been working up the ranks to get there. Fifteen years, Fifteen years, Yeah, And your goal is to be a principal. It was, It was So. you've been stuck there for fifteen years ...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: But these constational moms get upset at the robots because there's a lot of begging at the robots And you want to give. it's very good to give, but every time you stop they do. Constational moms get upset because these dudes are persistent, Not the white beggars. usually they stand ba...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Alright, so we have our winner of best song for the Critics Choice Award. Alright, let's hear it. I mean, Barbie won, of course. Yes, what I was made for was such a heartbreaking song that really captured the themes of womanhood. Hey, hold on. what? what are you talking about? What are...
[ { "content": "[AUDIENCE]: Now back to the whole Indians-Mexican thing. That is something else that we share in common with Indian people: Head movement. Now, some of you in the building tonight are like stupid, we don't have head movement. Yes, we do. It's a little different. See, with Indian people the head mo...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: The other way to communicate if you're not a nodder is by talking heaps so much. even when everyone's left the room, they're still talking. This is my mum and my aunties. okay, When I was in Wagga last, I went into the news agency there. the lady who worked there didn't know I'm a bar ...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: You dated black guys a lot. You got the. I saw black guy haircut. This should be on a poster at the beauty salon. A white lady walks in: I like black dudes, You want that one right there, baby girl, That's gonna bring them in. The only white girl I slept with my whole life had that sam...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: These girls are reading fourth wing, they're reading action. So the girls right now are reading fantasy swan. okay, I know you guys, you who jerk off to two girls when come we have to read about a buff guy riding a dragon and vampires did get off at this point. okay, Is there lightning...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: I get all my stuff out that apartment, put it all in my truck. I don't even have nowhere to go, but I went where they say you can always go home. so I drove over to my mama and my daddy house- the pastor and the first lady- surely they will have a word at a time such as this. I get in ...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: you doing? you look like you baptized children. are you dead? are you an angel? why you dressed like that? you should get the whole outfit. they need to see her legs. you look like you underwater and you're not underwater. you look like you in a stream of baptized, pressed down, shaken...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: When black women get really drunk, I somehow turn into Tommy from Power. I don't know how that ever happened. I have never been mistaken for someone else so much in three days, like every time I walked out on Beverly Street, that's all I heard. Tommy, Tommy, I'm not him. I ain't him. Y...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: grateful you need haters what the fuck is you complaining about what the fuck do you think a hater's job is to fucking hate so let them motherfuckers do they goddamn job what the fuck is you complaining about ladies if you got 14 women hating on you you need to figure out how to fuck t...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: That was making you do dumb shit, man- Stupidest thing my dad ever did when he was on drugs. right When I was a kid, I remember my dad came to parent-teacher conference. That's when you go to your kid's school, talk to your teacher, see how they doing in the school. My dad shows up wit...
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[ { "content": "[AUDIENCE]: I got invited to perform for the US military veterans and they have no idea who I am. Let's find out if they really have PTSD. They tell me that they are doing this show to make the good things for the veterans. They are saying that you guys did the fighting and then you have the PTSD,...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: That Rife is beefing with a six-year-old Right. and all this connected to influencer bunny Hideo because he let her six-year-old son respond to one of Rife's jokes where he mocked girls who were into astrology. Nothing to do with the stars, man. just because Jupiter has a ring and you ...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: I feel like we could never be in no saw movie. That's why they always get those white girls and s***. You can't have no gangbanger in a saw movie. I ever wake up in an abandoned warehouse chained up to some b***h. Duh f***, This b***h roof in me, Haint, this a mother f***h. And then a ...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: I talk about you white people because I care Y'all- motherfuckers is crazy. You do shit that no other coach on earth would do. Y'all seen them. animal channels go into the mountains and the desert and try to catch a scorpion. I don't know what's going on. I don't know what's going on. ...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: How do I tell my Fox executive father I want to help you? How do you tell your Fox executive father you want to help you? Fox or Fox News, Fox News, Fox News. executive father you want to help me with. How am I up missing that Chief editor of news? Chief editor of news. Holy shit, Can ...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: got a ginger Muslim in the front row. I've never seen one of this. there's a wrinkle in the matrix. you're from Syria, Afghanistan, Dagestan, Ireland. I don't know about a pot of gold, but there's a pot of hummus on the back of your hummus. Iraq- holy shit, they got gingers out. there ...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: What's overrated. when you're in Amsterdam, What should people not do? Go to M Frank house. Yeah, yeah, voila, It's just a house. It's just a house. And she's not there. you know, Yeah, And you must be freezing terrible. I know I'm British, Oh, And she goes to Germany. She goes to Germ...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: I think I don't even know what realm he's living in Like. do you remember when his book came out and he was like doing all these interviews and videos, just spewing all this nonsense? He's just like. I went to the desert. I wrote this book 45 different times in my mind What They asked ...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: If you guys heard of jerk-off instruction porn, the girls in the videos- they always start too early in the process, Like I'm arriving at the video ready When you click it's like: take off your belt, big boy. Meanwhile I'm butt naked on the cusp. I've got to speed it along, sister, I'v...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: You ever hang out with a white motherfucker at two in the morning, You know where you end up- Their business bitch. that's where I had some white boys. they took me out after a show. they're like: you want to come back to our gelato shop. I was like, oh, I prefer to smoke sour diesel, ...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Hey, you guys remember before we knew we were all fucked and the world was doomed? Do you guys remember that time before the apocalypse when we were all sure that fucking Elon Musk versus Jeff Bezos was gonna be fucking Iron Man versus Max Luther? Do you guys remember when fucking Jeff...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: All about Cat Williams' 10 kids. What compelled Cat Williams, a millionaire comedian who faced homelessness as a teen, to adopt so many children despite his challenging upbringing? Micah Williams, Cat Williams' only biological son, was born in 1995 to Cat and his ex-wife, Quadra Locus....
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: My most recent stalker is my favorite because he's 85. Yeah, I'm not scared, you know, Because he's 85. Even if he was like, get over here, I could be like no, And he'd be like, oh, you're quick. So I wasn't scared, but I was creeped out because he came to 14 shows in a row- I counted ...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: In the last special that I did, I did a bunch of references to police officers And they weren't exactly flattering references or jokes, You know. I was just kind of like saying you know, the whole donut thing. Apparently they became fans in some weird way because I started getting phon...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Let's have a part two about things black people don't play about. okay, When we see a child with no jacket on- it's mandatory- we gonna say something. We don't even have to know you- You could be a complete stranger, Trust me- we gonna comment or say something about your child not havi...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: You know, what I found out growing up totally shocked me. White kids are just as shocked to find out. black kids don't talk back to their parents as we are when we hear them talk back to theirs. Because I used to have a little buddy. would come over to my house on the weekends, a littl...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Anyone here born in the 2000s. Write your little masses of puberty. shut up and listen to me. I have personal problems older than you. I have Tamagotchi's- older than you, And I like them better and they're dead. [LAUGHTER]", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Comedian Matt Rife will not be performing this week as planned. He unexpectedly postponed eight sold-out shows in Chicago. Rife was slated to perform his first show last night at the Chicago Theatre. Deadlinecom reports the comedian is experiencing extreme exhaustion symptoms and has b...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: It's like I told you my mommy showed me this a long time ago She's like if you just lube your butt with vaseline You was like mom I have a sore hiney She was like you gotta put vaseline in your butt How old are you? Little kid tiny little kid This has been personal policy for like at l...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: you're not handy, you, you will be embarrassed in your house when you're not handy. because let me tell you something, fellas, what you don't want is other men to come in your house and fix up. I get home, my garage door won't go down. I went and hit the thing, nothing happening. I hit...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: I had the worst day at Starbucks. I walk into a store. I order a venti caramel ribbon crunch. I asked for extra caramel, extra ice, non-dairy chocolate cream. I asked for two pumps of mine. I asked for three scoops of frappuccino chips. I asked for three pumps of hazelnut. I asked for ...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: we discover that Aubrey had committed um. a lot of you have asked this in just like a different way, and so I'm gonna answer in the most like censored way possible. basically, um, the night before, um, just to give a summary, like, Aubrey was fine, like she had gone in her room, um, at...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Driyara manama shiis Watch serge mohar game arena. It starts with siddhavrukha and some knoxes from forming high brown As you hire. try time. See you soon. [LAUGHTER]", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Let's get this out of the way. I am aware of my accent as well. I don't need you guys just staring at me being like where's it come from, Because that happens every show. I do The first five minutes. they won't let me be a person with thoughts, It's just a guessing game. They're like: ...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: My cousin told me that at restaurants he likes sitting at tables instead of booths, so I simply deleted him from my phone. I can't have that kind of energy around me Like I'm genuinely concerned about him. I want to help him, but I have a policy that I don't support terrorism. If you p...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: I'm in a new relationship and we had that conversation about labels because I felt ready to be called boyfriend and girlfriend. and he goes. you know, being in my 40s, I feel like I'm a little old to be called somebody's boyfriend. but if you call me your man friend, that sounds like I...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: I would defend to the death his right to do everything he does. The thing that I find unusual and it's- you know, it's not a criticism so much, but his targets are underdogs, And comedy traditionally has picked on people in power, people who abuse their power. Women and gays and immigr...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: God damn You. okay, Go on. Hi, I'm Anna. Do you want to build a snowman? Yeah, Okay, Do you want to build a snowman? Change your attitude. I'm not Shane, my egg is too. And wait, mom, She's a sassy girl. I'm not Shane, you girl. I'm the girl. Your order is not ready to be picked up, ma...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: In my lifetime. Barack Obama is my favorite president. Yeah, I don't say it for that reason, but, but George W Bush is my favorite guy, who happened to have been president. Those are very different things. Obama was the most professional, the most buttoned up. Bush was the most endeari...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: My kids. I don't know what they think. I don't even think my kids know what I do for a living, Or I should say I. I didn't think they knew what I did for a living till last Halloween. My 10-year-old Michael didn't know what he wanted to be for Halloween, which is a crisis. If you're a ...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Hi y'all. my name is Sonny Laprade and I just finished college with a major in comedy. because apparently I hate being easily employed, I started doing comedy like six and a half years ago, when I was still in high school, And so then, when I decided where I wanted to go to college, I ...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: All right, North Carolina, let's get into this. I'm afraid to talk to his country. ass, The way you laughing before I talk to him means I shouldn't really ask him. But what's your name, Jay, Jay, No, what's your name? What kind of domestic violence ass scenario was that. He was like: g...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Sunglasses. what's going on there, dude? what's up? You had a laser eye thing, Yeah, Did you have a choice where you could sit? Did you have any idea how much you were going to be throwing off every single performer? Don't do that with your head, man. That's what blind people do. Every...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: What happened? You were shot in the neck When you were 12? Social studies, right, Fucking by who? A family hunting trip? A family hunting trip? Are you hunting you? That's unbelievable. But single, Good shit. What's usually your type? Four wheel, two wheel. Hey man, I'm just trying to ...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: 99 cents greens. hey, the hate, I hate it coming in this store, this big basket, and all but 99 cent. it's just still, it's just still. I ain't gonna take it. move out my way, take it. oh, they still in a box. what if I just take the whole box? what you think, TM? I can't even do that....
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Take my people with me together. we are going to a brand new home far across the river. do you hear freedom calling, Calling me to answer? Gonna, keep on. [LAUGHTER]", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Oh my god, sorry. no, That's totally cool and that's fine. Oh, you saw my joke about to rets on TikTok and I'm like, oh, go check out this one. Oh, my god, that's so good. Has it happened during the show that I just haven't heard yet? Yeah, she's now someone. someone else like I've got...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Kate Rowling wrote all the Harry Potter books by herself. She sold so many books. the Bible worries about her. And it canceled her. because she said in an interview- and this is not exactly what she said, but effectually she said gender was a fact. And then the trans community got mad ...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: And tell Section Red: uh, little old bitch ain't nothing but a combucket. Hey, she posted. she posted a few videos going viral, natural, and she got a great feedback. That ain't got nothing to do with her pussy being contaminated. No, no, no. You said that you want to see her perform w...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Alright, Alexander, where in Romania are you from? Bucharest, Bucharest, Okay, so that's the capital. And what brings you to Belgium? Studying, Studying, What are you studying? Biomedical engineering, Wow, that's impressive, Right? some of you didn't think she's smart. Biomedical engin...
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[ { "content": "[AUDIENCE]: What was the? you mentioned, um, Judaism. what was your bar mitzvah? what was your bat mitzvah? look on that. it was April Fool's Day, of course. so my theme was being hilarious and you had an April Fool's Day bat mitzvah. incredible. did everybody have to sit on whoopee cushions? invi...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Here's a good way to piss a woman off casually. the gender pay gap- no, in a casual way- is tell a woman that your celebrity crush is Sidney Sweeney. Yeah, you hear that Girls hate that because every time you say that they're like what? So you're just like a blonde woman with big tits....
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Whoa, stop, stop. Is that the diamond tip blade? Yeah, it's the diamond blade. Dude, you just wasted like half a carrot on the ground. You gotta catch those. All those sparks are little pebbles of carrots. Oh, little diamonds. Yeah, little diamonds. So put that right there and then cat...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: Every day, I'm bustlin' Every day, I'm bustlin' Every day, I'm bustlin' Every day. I'm every day I'm. we never steal cars, But we deal hard. Whip it real hard, Whip it, whip it real hard. I call it charge. I call it charge, Whip it real hard, Whip it, whip it real hard. Ain't by no fun...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: My dad died when I was 16.. Oh, my man, So did mine. And you're 16?? Yeah, Yeah, You have. he had cancer, Fuck man. my dad fell in the ice Uh-uh And hit his head while walking my dog. My dad was way older, though. My dad was born in 1933 in Switzerland, Was he really? Yeah, Dude, my da...
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[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: of bad tattoos here. who has a bad tattoo? they're willing to volunteer. she's jewish and she has an easy bake oven. which easy bake oven says 1942. wait, that's not real. why? why ivy are you? you're allowed to do what. what? uh? what made you? i see? okay, this is the call Anti-Semit...
[ { "content": "[COMEDIAN]: And I hate the people looking for parking 'cause they're ex-Oh, creepy, bruh. You know those bruh say you're just walking back to your car minding your own business And then there's a bruh in his huge SUV following you And you get to the car, right, and then you have to deal with that ...
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FunnyBench: Stand-Up Comedy Dataset for LLM Training

LLMs aren't funny. This initiative tries to solve that. A curated dataset of 24,438 stand-up comedy transcripts with engagement metrics, designed for teaching LLMs to generate funny content. Shout out to Shofo (https://www.shofo.ai/) for providing the dataset for free for public use!

Dataset Splits

SFT (Supervised Fine-Tuning)

  • 23,216 train / 1,222 test examples
  • Chat format with quality-tier conditioning
  • Fields: messages, tier, engagement_rate, like_count, play_count, duration_seconds, video_id, author
from datasets import load_dataset
ds = load_dataset("fchaubard/funny_bench", "sft")

DPO (Direct Preference Optimization)

  • 11,607 train / 611 test preference pairs
  • Pairs matched by duration bucket
  • "Chosen" = higher engagement rate, "Rejected" = lower engagement rate
  • Fields: prompt, chosen, rejected, chosen_engagement, rejected_engagement
from datasets import load_dataset
ds = load_dataset("fchaubard/funny_bench", "dpo")

Source Data

  • 29,729 TikTok stand-up comedy clips (pre-filtered: 10,000+ likes, English, standup hashtags)
  • Transcribed using NVIDIA Canary-Qwen 2.5B
  • Speaker diarization via NVIDIA NeMo MSDD
  • Labels: [COMEDIAN], [AUDIENCE], [LAUGHTER]

Cleaning Pipeline

Filter Threshold Dropped
Transcript length 80-12,000 chars 1,163
Duration 15-300 seconds 2,098
Word repetition score <= 0.55 1,954
Unique word count >= 15 54
ASR garbage detection trigram loops 22
Total removed 5,291 (17.8%)
Clean dataset 24,438 (82.2%)

Quality Tiers (SFT)

Each SFT example has a quality tier based on engagement rate (likes/views):

Tier Percentile Engagement Rate Count
[LEGENDARY] Top 5% > 21.8% 1,222
[KILLER] 75-95th 14.7-21.8% 4,888
[SOLID] 50-75th 10.8-14.7% 6,109
[WARMING_UP] Bottom 50% < 10.8% 12,219

At inference, prompt with [LEGENDARY] to generate top-tier comedy.

Why Engagement Rate?

Raw like counts are dominated by virality and follower counts. The engagement rate (likes/views) better captures per-viewer funniness. A clip with 1M views and 200K likes (20%) is funnier per-viewer than one with 100M views and 5M likes (5%).

SFT Format

{
  "messages": [
    {"role": "system", "content": "You are a stand-up comedian performing a live set..."},
    {"role": "user", "content": "[LEGENDARY] Perform a stand-up comedy bit."},
    {"role": "assistant", "content": "[COMEDIAN]: So where are you from?\n[AUDIENCE]: Texas!\n[COMEDIAN]: Texas? Oh man...\n[LAUGHTER]"}
  ],
  "tier": "LEGENDARY",
  "engagement_rate": 0.22,
  "like_count": 500000,
  "play_count": 2200000
}

DPO Format

{
  "prompt": [
    {"role": "system", "content": "You are a stand-up comedian..."},
    {"role": "user", "content": "Perform a stand-up comedy bit."}
  ],
  "chosen": [{"role": "assistant", "content": "...funnier transcript..."}],
  "rejected": [{"role": "assistant", "content": "...less funny transcript..."}],
  "chosen_engagement": 0.18,
  "rejected_engagement": 0.05
}

Limitations

  • ASR artifacts from NVIDIA Canary-Qwen 2.5B transcription
  • Comedy depends heavily on delivery and timing that text can't capture
  • TikTok bias toward short-form, punchy comedy
  • Engagement != funny (controversy and relatability also drive engagement)

Citation

If you use this dataset, please cite:

@misc{funnybench2026,
  title={FunnyBench: Teaching LLMs Stand-Up Comedy with Engagement-Based Preference Learning},
  year={2026}
}
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