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Where does the mansplainer get his water? From the “well, actually”
reddit/r/jokes(score=15)
What do you call a strong woman with a successful career and family life? A human being you fucking sexist.
Maximofn/short-jokes
If you're American when you go into the bathroom and American when you come out, what are you *IN* the bathroom? European.
Maximofn/short-jokes
I started a business... I started a business selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
Maximofn/short-jokes
Don't have a "Garage sale" if I can't buy your garage idiot.
Maximofn/short-jokes
My right eye wouldn't stop weeping all day until I said BE A MAN YOU FREAK and now it's just drinking beer to hide it's feelings
Maximofn/short-jokes
What does spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have either as a child you are unlikely to enjoy it as an adult.
Maximofn/short-jokes
What's worse than having your car impounded by the police? Impounding your mother
Maximofn/short-jokes
parents. God bless them. I love them. they tried, but they didn't know. the first four Christmases I could speak. I asked for a hundred red balloons and every Christmas they would buy me a hundred red balloons instead of testing me for autism. I'm giving you a color and a number. what are you doing? they would buy me t...
tiktok_standup
What's Lady Gaga's favorite food? Sushi because they serve it raw, raw, raw\-raw\-raw! (sorry I just saw the guy get to the front page with his stoned asparagus joke, so I wanted to try mine).
reddit/r/jokes(score=14)
What do you call an Avogadro's number of buttocks? Molasses.
reddit/r/jokes(score=31)
I was in a band One of our roadies was a German man. There was a Czech one too. Czech 1-2, Czech 1-2
Maximofn/short-jokes
I slept like a baby last night I woke up crying several times and shit myself.
reddit/r/jokes(score=686)
What goes down and never comes up My ego
Maximofn/short-jokes
Doctor: "All right, kid, how old are you?" Boy: "Turning six next month!" Doctor: "...and how very optimistic we are!"
reddit/r/jokes(score=172)
My girlfriend and her family all say I'm paranoid. At least, I'm pretty sure that's what they're all saying behind my back, whenever I'm not around.
reddit/r/jokes(score=76)
{'question': 'I had a dream last night that. I was a muffler', 'response': 'I woke up exhausted'}
shuttie/dadjokes
When my grandad was 75 he started walking 5 miles a day. He's 80 now and no one knows where the hell he is!
Maximofn/short-jokes
I have been weighing the pros and cons about reading poetry to prisoners. Pros: prose Cons: cons
reddit/r/jokes(score=33)
{'question': 'The most successful business. I ever had was selling free-range birds', 'response': 'My merchandise was flying off the shelves!'}
shuttie/dadjokes
the day. Bradley, aka Facebook Department of Government Efficiency, I'm not comfortable with you wasting tremendous amounts of taxpayer resources. miss, I'm gonna have to put a thumb drive into your computer to see what you've been up to. Oh, I don't need consent to put a thumb in- Not in Trump's America. We'll set up ...
tiktok_standup
{'question': 'Two wind turbines are standing in a wind farm. one turns to the other and says “what’s your favorite kind of music', 'response': '” He replied “I’m a big metal fan'}
shuttie/dadjokes
Now, y'all had a black president, but y'all ain't had no nigger president. And let them interrupt me like they tried to interrupt Obama when he was in office. I'd be like: now, the way I like to treat the economy, yeah, but, Mr President, motherfucker, say what? my word, while I'm talking, I'ma bust in your motherfucki...
tiktok_standup
What do you make with Deathly Masrhmallows? S'morecruxes. (credit my 8yo)
reddit/r/jokes(score=17)
12013 B.C.: You might run into cougars while out clubbing 2013 A.D.: You might run into cougars while out clubbing
Maximofn/short-jokes
What kind of food ruins a woman’s sex drive? Wedding cake
reddit/r/jokes(score=13)
pulled over by the cops. I just pretend I don't speak English. haven't gotten a ticket in five years. last time I got pulled over, the cop was knocking my window. he's like: sir, you do understand, you can't make a right turn. here says right there in the sign: you can't make a right turn. so I just looked up at him. I...
tiktok_standup
Heard about the news the acientist allover the world have been talking about? There amazed how there are only 7 planets left after i destroyed URANUS.
Maximofn/short-jokes
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: Sadly, this male's efforts to prepare a nest for mating are all in vain [me crying on top of a half-put on fitted sheet]
Maximofn/short-jokes
I took their drink orders and I walked away and the daughter of the family was like man, his teeth are really fucked up. so I brought the drinks back and then the mom looked at me and she's like I just want to say I'm sorry. I was like, oh, thank God I didn't spend their drinks, uh, except she kept talking. she said: I...
tiktok_standup
It's almost as if they don't know the first rule of carrying rolls of wrapping paper club is; always be prepared for a sword fight, officer.
Maximofn/short-jokes
What do you call an emotionless Asian woman? A rice queen!
Maximofn/short-jokes
{'question': 'In which my dad keeps up with politics in the US. Home made pizza night at my parents place. Dad points to a bag of pre-grated mozzarella cheese and says I hear Trump wants to ban that stuff , What', 'response': ', He says he wants to make America grate again'}
shuttie/dadjokes
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" Little Johnny raised hand.
reddit/r/jokes(score=11)
{'question': 'One day a man bought a lottery ticket. To his surprise, when he scratched it off he had won a million dollars. The man picked up his phone right away to call his wife. Man: “Honey, I won the lottery. Pack your bags. ” Wife: “That’s amazing. I’m so excited where are we going', 'response': '” Man: “I don’t ...
shuttie/dadjokes
In some people's eyes, throwing acid is wrong
Maximofn/short-jokes
A man on one side of a river shouts to a man standing on the other side, "Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river?" The other man responds, "You are on the other side of the river."
Maximofn/short-jokes
Can't afford those fancy water parks, so I just throw cups of water in my kids faces when they least expect it.
Maximofn/short-jokes
A rapist, a sexist and a racist walk into a bar Barman: How can I help you Mr. President?
reddit/r/jokes(score=106)
{'question': 'Saturday and. Sunday are the strongest days', 'response': 'All the other days are just weak-days'}
shuttie/dadjokes
So what do you like to do for fun? I am not made for fun. I am too fragile to be played with. I get that. I just came out of a pretty messy breakup myself. I do not like mess. Gentle children have dry eyes, for gentle children never cry. Speaking of kids, do you think you want them down the road? I have no heart to lov...
tiktok_standup
{'question': 'A Mexican magician is performing his final trick. On the count of three, I will make myself disappear. Uno. Dos', 'response': '*Poof* He was gone without a tres'}
shuttie/dadjokes
If you woke up in the woods with your pants at your ankles, a condom in your ass, and no recollection of the last 24 hours, would you tell anyone? Wanna go camping?
Maximofn/short-jokes
A cop pulled me over and said 'papers' I said 'scissors' and drove off. I win.
Maximofn/short-jokes
{'question': 'Are you as clueless about black holes as I am. Don’t read too much into it', 'response': 'Nothing good will come out of it'}
shuttie/dadjokes
I was watering the plants when my wife said "Can you come inside and unlock your phone after you're done watering the plants? There's something I need to see." I have been watering the plants for the last four days.
reddit/r/jokes(score=81)
I have patio furniture in the friend zone.
Maximofn/short-jokes
What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!
Maximofn/short-jokes
Sex before marriage is a sin. Sex after marriage is a miracle.
reddit/r/jokes(score=17)
What do you call people who don't believe in evolution? Primate change deniers
reddit/r/jokes(score=18)
Did I tell you about my doctor. He gave me 6 months to live I couldn't pay him so he gave me six more
reddit/r/jokes(score=23)
One time my math professor asked everyone in class to write a complex number on their forehead You could probably imagine the expressions on our faces.
reddit/r/jokes(score=154)
{'question': 'My phone has to. Weare glasses', 'response': 'Since it lost its contacts'}
shuttie/dadjokes
I'm 14 too. I wanna wanna enjoy I got ya. wanna enjoy. good evening, good night. I key they hair, I know they to see them. We're in there. I key, you know, say we know they easily see you for the near stage. more they say now we define you. Let me say it's more like post. I better not joke, Oh, I don't see them. Well, ...
tiktok_standup
One Million Copies of a new book Sold One Million Copies of a new book sold in just 2 days due to a typing error of just 1 alphabet in title Title of book : "an idea can change your Wife"
Maximofn/short-jokes
Hi Daddy, Say hi Daddy, Hi, Daddy, Who's goddamn white baby is that? This is your baby, okay, He's just light skinned. Mm-hmm, That one might be mine. that one right there, I'm not totally sure. just because you name him Darren don't mean he belonged to Darren, But I don't care what this baby's name is. this baby is ri...
tiktok_standup
{'question': 'In the future it will be possible to incubate humans in artificial uteri. If you want yours in the one by the window, it will be more expensive', 'response': 'After all, it always costs more for a womb with a view'}
shuttie/dadjokes
{'question': "Overheard a couple on the subway today **Him**: \\**says something surprising*\\* **Her**: No way. Get out. **Him**: I can't, this isn't my stop", 'response': None}
shuttie/dadjokes
Why don't rabbits makes noise during sex? Because they have cotton balls.
Maximofn/short-jokes
My girlfriend just got a very interesting fortune cookie: Every exit is an entrance to a new experience' "Wow" she said, "are you thinking what I'm thinking?" I fcuking hope so.
Maximofn/short-jokes
my hate for filling up ice cube trays outweighs my love for cold beverages.
Maximofn/short-jokes
What up, guys, give it off your band and your host, Mike Yoder, one more time. Hell, yeah, dude, I'm sorry, I looked you in the eyes during that chorus. I was like banger. And he was like: okay, Are you straight? Okay, yeah, me too, I am. I don't everyone thinks I'm gay, though I don't know what it is. You know what I ...
tiktok_standup
{'question': 'Did you hear the joke about the avocado', 'response': 'It was pitiful'}
shuttie/dadjokes
Sorry we're late. We had to stop so I could pee." "For two hours?!" "Yeah. It came out really slow.
Maximofn/short-jokes
A man enters a bar with a shotgun He yells: "Who slept with my wife?!" The barman says: "Are you crazy?! You'll not have enough ammo!"
reddit/r/jokes(score=48)
Are you a bank? You need to leave me a loan.
reddit/r/jokes(score=22)
Who manufactures Quidditch balls. Wilson. J.K. Rawling
Maximofn/short-jokes
What is it called when the fat kid does karate? Pork Chops
reddit/r/jokes(score=15)
Why did God create Adam before Eve? He didn’t want any advice on how to do it
reddit/r/jokes(score=814)
I've always had to explain myself to Americans and it's kind of embarrassing because I'll be saying like I'm in bits and an American will be like: what does that mean? I'm like, oh, it means I'm sick. why does that mean I'm sick? I'm in, I'm in bits, I'm in little pieces, I'm not whole, and I'm like: oh, my god, are we...
tiktok_standup
I'm going to divorce my controlling wife When she lets me.
reddit/r/jokes(score=49)
{'question': 'So I took my dad to a sauna. Me: So why did you want to come here in the first place', 'response': 'Dad: I wanted to let off some steam'}
shuttie/dadjokes
The worst part about grandma's Alzheimer's is watching her slowly forget about Dre
Maximofn/short-jokes
Why do Trump jokes just get better and better.
reddit/r/jokes(score=32)
Well that's a wrap on another day where I act like I know what I'm doing
Maximofn/short-jokes
A Polar Bear walks into a bar... ... he says to the server, "Hello, I'd like some fish and chips.." The server says, "We don't serve polar bear here." The Polar Bear says, "Oh Thank God."
Maximofn/short-jokes
Why does a German always have the last laugh? He has to wait for the verb.
Maximofn/short-jokes
8 out of 10 people are fucking idiots 2 out of 10 people aren't fucking
reddit/r/jokes(score=16)
My wife said to me: "If you won the lottery, would you still love me?" I said: "Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you."
Maximofn/short-jokes
What do trees feel in spring? Releaf.
reddit/r/jokes(score=24)
A Blonde with dyed hair... ... is what i'd call artificial intelligence.
reddit/r/jokes(score=21)
A man walks into a bar and sees Hitler and Stalin. A man walks into a bar and sees Hitler and Stalin at a table. He asks them what they were doing and was told that they were planning WW3. Hitler says, "We are going to kill 15 million jews, and a bicycle repairman." The man, confused asks, "Why the bicycle repairman?" ...
reddit/r/jokes(score=907)
Does anyone have any kids in the room? make some noise? You're so excited. I, I don't have any kids. Well, that I know of Could be out there a bit of a player. I have a couple of nieces and nephews right, and my niece has just turned six years old and she's reached that age where she's like a little bit savage. right O...
tiktok_standup
{'question': "It's the Chinese Super Bowl", 'response': 'Super Bowl **LI**'}
shuttie/dadjokes
I don't know what the fuck K-me. But he wanted an answer. He looking right at me. I panicked. I didn't know what the fuck to do. I panicked. I said K-saw, I just said it. I said K-saw. I thought about the cheese: K-saw, cheese, I don't know what the fuck K-saw. He thought I was being a smartass. He said, oh K-saw, No d...
tiktok_standup
Why are there no Walmarts in Iran? Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.
Maximofn/short-jokes
What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common? They both work on crowded platforms.
Maximofn/short-jokes
Seeing Kenya on a map is like seeing a pussy for the first time. It's lower than I thought it was.
Maximofn/short-jokes
Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? BMWs have the pricks on the inside!
Maximofn/short-jokes
I try to teach my mom something new everyday. Because you're supposed to learn from your mistakes.
Maximofn/short-jokes
{'question': "Casually walked through the living room aaaanndddd. Dad: *flipping through CD case* what's AC/DC like. Brother: It's a band, heavy-metal type. Dad: so like a strip of lead", 'response': 'Me: *walks out of living room*'}
shuttie/dadjokes
Why did the concrete fail at its job? It couldn't take the shear stress
Maximofn/short-jokes
Sex using telekinesis Mind blowing
reddit/r/jokes(score=11)
If I die, bury me with fire extinguishers. Because: Hell
Maximofn/short-jokes
A family is checking in at their hotel. The father says to the guy behind the counter “I hope the porn in our room is disabled.” To which the guy replies, “It’s just regular porn you sick fuck!”
reddit/r/jokes(score=70)
Do you know Forest Gump's Facebook password? 1Forest1
Maximofn/short-jokes
When you know it is too cold in Bay Area? When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.
Maximofn/short-jokes
I don't, I don't know what happened to Will. it looked like he was enjoying the joke, right, he went in and he cracked the joke. Will was laughing that phony ass laugh. and then Jada rolled her eyes a little bit and had, like you, nigga, And he went. yeah, that shit ain't funny. I think she put a spell on that nigga. t...
tiktok_standup
Quit calling me to the front of the store to claim my lost child! Drop her in the lost & found and I'll get her when I'm ready.
Maximofn/short-jokes
I was thinking about moving to Moscow But there's no point in Russian to things.
Maximofn/short-jokes
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FunnyBench: Stand-Up Comedy Dataset for LLM Training

LLMs aren't funny. This initiative tries to solve that. A curated dataset of 24,438 stand-up comedy transcripts with engagement metrics, designed for teaching LLMs to generate funny content. Shout out to Shofo (https://www.shofo.ai/) for providing the dataset for free for public use!

Dataset Splits

SFT (Supervised Fine-Tuning)

  • 23,216 train / 1,222 test examples
  • Chat format with quality-tier conditioning
  • Fields: messages, tier, engagement_rate, like_count, play_count, duration_seconds, video_id, author
from datasets import load_dataset
ds = load_dataset("fchaubard/funny_bench", "sft")

DPO (Direct Preference Optimization)

  • 11,607 train / 611 test preference pairs
  • Pairs matched by duration bucket
  • "Chosen" = higher engagement rate, "Rejected" = lower engagement rate
  • Fields: prompt, chosen, rejected, chosen_engagement, rejected_engagement
from datasets import load_dataset
ds = load_dataset("fchaubard/funny_bench", "dpo")

Source Data

  • 29,729 TikTok stand-up comedy clips (pre-filtered: 10,000+ likes, English, standup hashtags)
  • Transcribed using NVIDIA Canary-Qwen 2.5B
  • Speaker diarization via NVIDIA NeMo MSDD
  • Labels: [COMEDIAN], [AUDIENCE], [LAUGHTER]

Cleaning Pipeline

Filter Threshold Dropped
Transcript length 80-12,000 chars 1,163
Duration 15-300 seconds 2,098
Word repetition score <= 0.55 1,954
Unique word count >= 15 54
ASR garbage detection trigram loops 22
Total removed 5,291 (17.8%)
Clean dataset 24,438 (82.2%)

Quality Tiers (SFT)

Each SFT example has a quality tier based on engagement rate (likes/views):

Tier Percentile Engagement Rate Count
[LEGENDARY] Top 5% > 21.8% 1,222
[KILLER] 75-95th 14.7-21.8% 4,888
[SOLID] 50-75th 10.8-14.7% 6,109
[WARMING_UP] Bottom 50% < 10.8% 12,219

At inference, prompt with [LEGENDARY] to generate top-tier comedy.

Why Engagement Rate?

Raw like counts are dominated by virality and follower counts. The engagement rate (likes/views) better captures per-viewer funniness. A clip with 1M views and 200K likes (20%) is funnier per-viewer than one with 100M views and 5M likes (5%).

SFT Format

{
  "messages": [
    {"role": "system", "content": "You are a stand-up comedian performing a live set..."},
    {"role": "user", "content": "[LEGENDARY] Perform a stand-up comedy bit."},
    {"role": "assistant", "content": "[COMEDIAN]: So where are you from?\n[AUDIENCE]: Texas!\n[COMEDIAN]: Texas? Oh man...\n[LAUGHTER]"}
  ],
  "tier": "LEGENDARY",
  "engagement_rate": 0.22,
  "like_count": 500000,
  "play_count": 2200000
}

DPO Format

{
  "prompt": [
    {"role": "system", "content": "You are a stand-up comedian..."},
    {"role": "user", "content": "Perform a stand-up comedy bit."}
  ],
  "chosen": [{"role": "assistant", "content": "...funnier transcript..."}],
  "rejected": [{"role": "assistant", "content": "...less funny transcript..."}],
  "chosen_engagement": 0.18,
  "rejected_engagement": 0.05
}

Limitations

  • ASR artifacts from NVIDIA Canary-Qwen 2.5B transcription
  • Comedy depends heavily on delivery and timing that text can't capture
  • TikTok bias toward short-form, punchy comedy
  • Engagement != funny (controversy and relatability also drive engagement)

Citation

If you use this dataset, please cite:

@misc{funnybench2026,
  title={FunnyBench: Teaching LLMs Stand-Up Comedy with Engagement-Based Preference Learning},
  year={2026}
}
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