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It's true, what he said. If you guys lower your guns, I'm not gonna throw you a party, but I'm not gonna get anyone fired either. I'll see you Monday. Idiots. So who wins, what do we--? Okay.
์ œํ”„ ๋ง์ด ์‚ฌ์‹ค์ด์—์š” ๋ชจ๋‘ ์ด์„ ๋ฒ„๋ฆฌ๋ฉด ํŒŒํ‹ฐ๋ฅผ ์—ด์ง„ ์•Š๊ฒ ์ง€๋งŒ ์•„๋ฌด๋„ ํ•ด๊ณ ํ•˜์ง€ ์•Š์„๊ฒŒ์š” ์›”์š”์ผ์— ๋ด์š” ๋ฉ์ฒญ์ด๋“ค ๋ˆ„๊ฐ€ ์ด๊ธด ๊ฑฐ์ฃ ? ์ด์ œ...
On the count of three, we're gonna shoot ourselves in the foot. One, two... I'll see you guys on Monday. It's okay. It sounds very funny based on the last line.
์ข‹์•„์š”, ์…‹์„ ์„ธ๋ฉด ๋™์‹œ์— ์ž๊ธฐ ๋ฐœ์„ ์˜๋Š” ๊ฒ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ํ•˜๋‚˜, ๋‘˜... ์›”์š”์ผ์— ๋ต™์ฃ  ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์•„, ๋งˆ์ง€๋ง‰ ๋Œ€์‚ฌ๋ฅผ ๊ณ ๋ คํ•  ๋•Œ ์•„์ฃผ ์žฌ๋ฏธ์žˆ์—ˆ์–ด
Frankie's gonna be here soon. Get ready. We're not still doing this, are we? We promised every day for a week. Do you want her to quit? So where did we leave off last time? Yes, sir?
ํ”„๋žญํ‚ค๊ฐ€ ๊ณง ์˜ฌ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ์ค€๋น„ํ•˜์„ธ์š” ์–ธ์ œ๊นŒ์ง€ ์ด๋ž˜์•ผ ํ•ด? ์ผ์ฃผ์ผ๊ฐ„ ๋งค์ผ ํ•œ๋‹ค๊ณ  ์•ฝ์†ํ–ˆ์ž–์•„์š” ํ”„๋žญํ‚ค๊ฐ€ ๊ทธ๋งŒ๋‘๋ฉด ์ข‹๊ฒ ์–ด์š”? ์ง€๋‚œ ์‹œ๊ฐ„์— ์–ด๋””๊นŒ์ง€ ํ–ˆ์ฃ ? ๋ง์”€ํ•˜์„ธ์š”
"I like big trucks. I saw a fire truck today." Interesting. Anyone care to comment? Elroy? I made a stinky. Worth considering. Next item. -How do you pronounce "ba-sketty"? -Spaghetti. What else?
"๋‚œ ๋Œ€ํ˜• ํŠธ๋Ÿญ์ด ์ข‹์•„์š” ์˜ค๋Š˜ ์†Œ๋ฐฉ์ฐจ๋ฅผ ๋ดค์–ด์š”" ํฅ๋ฏธ๋กญ๋„ค์š”, ํ‰๊ฐ€ํ•ด ์ฃผ์‹ค ๋ถ„? ์—˜๋กœ์ด? ๋ฐฉ๊ท€ ๋€Œ์—ˆ์–ด์š” ๊ณ ๋ คํ•ด๋ณผ ๋งŒํ•˜์ฃ  ๋‹ค์Œ ํ•ญ๋ชฉ - "Basketty"๋ฅผ ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ๋ฐœ์Œํ•˜์ฃ ? - ์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ์š”, ๋‹ค์Œ?
-Can we go to the zoo? -That raises a very important point. We can do anything we want, if-- And this is very important. If we grow up. Then she starts singing about all the places she's been.
- ๋™๋ฌผ์›์— ๊ฐ€๋„ ๋ผ์š”? - ์•„์ฃผ ์ค‘์š”ํ•œ ๋ฌธ์ œ๋ฅผ ์–˜๊ธฐํ–ˆ๋„ค์š” ์šฐ๋ฆฐ ๋ญ๋“  ํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์–ด์š” ์ด๋‹ค์Œ์— ํฌ๋ฉด์š” ๊ทธ๋™์•ˆ ๊ฐ€๋ณธ ๊ณณ์— ๊ด€ํ•ด ๋…ธ๋ž˜ํ•˜๊ธฐ ์‹œ์ž‘ํ–ˆ์ฃ 
Which, by the way, seems to be a total of two, one of which is old D.C. Old D.C. Heh. Okay, fine, Vicki. You're a music major, not a history major.
๊ทผ๋ฐ ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ๋”ฑ ๋‘ ๊ณณ์ธ๋ฐ ํ•˜๋‚˜๊ฐ€ ์˜ค๋ž˜๋œ DC์˜ˆ์š” ์˜ค๋ž˜๋œ DC์š” ์ข‹์•„์š”, ๋น„ํ‚ค ๋‹น์‹ ์€ ์Œ์•… ์ „๊ณต, ๋‚œ ์—ญ์‚ฌ ์ „๊ณต์ด์ฃ 
And the whole mother thing. The two big feathers in her cap are that she hasn't let anything change her, a triumph she shares with most animals and all dirt, and the fact that her mother died. Which is like the one thing all mothers do.
๋™๋ฌผ ๋Œ€๋ถ€๋ถ„๊ณผ ํ™๊ณผ ์Šน๋ฆฌ๋ฅผ ๊ณต์œ ํ•œ๋‹ค๋Š” ๋œป์ด์ฃ  ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋‹ค ์—„๋งˆ๊ฐ€ ๋Œ์•„๊ฐ€์…จ๋Š”๋ฐ ๊ทธ๊ฑด ๋ชจ๋“  ์—„๋งˆ๊ฐ€ ํ•˜๋Š” ๋‹จ ํ•œ ๊ฐ€์ง€์ฃ 
I mean, was she a good mother, did she collect stamps, did she race cars? We don't know. We don't know her name. If you asked Vicki the color of her mother's eyes, she would say, "Dead."
์ข‹์€ ์—„๋งˆ์˜€๋‚˜์š”? ์šฐํ‘œ ์ˆ˜์ง‘ํ•˜๊ณ  ์ž๋™์ฐจ ๊ฒฝ์ฃผ๋„ ํ–ˆ์–ด์š”? ์šฐ๋ฆฐ ๋ชจ๋ฅด์ฃ  ์šฐ๋ฆฐ ์ด๋ฆ„๋„ ๋ชจ๋ฆ…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ๋น„ํ‚คํ•œํ…Œ ์–ด๋จธ๋‹ˆ ๋ˆˆ๋™์ž ์ƒ‰์„ ๋ฌผ์œผ๋ฉด "์ฃฝ์—ˆ๋‹ค"๊ณ  ๋Œ€๋‹ตํ• ๊ฑธ์š”
Or maybe she'd say, "Seven dollars a seat." Damn, man, I am telling you, nobody is safe. Nobody is safe. Abed. You're not a spy for the city, are you?
"ํ•œ ์ขŒ์„๋‹น 7๋‹ฌ๋Ÿฌ"๋ผ๊ณ  ํ•˜๊ฑฐ๋‚˜์š” ์žฅ๋‹ดํ•˜๋Š”๋ฐ ์•ˆ์ „ํ•œ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์€ ์—†์ฃ  ์•„๋ฒ ๋“œ ์‹œ์ฒญ ์ŠคํŒŒ์ด๋Š” ์•„๋‹ˆ๊ฒ ์ง€?
They have footage of my classroom and pronounced me no worse than the teachers that work hard. Can't say who I'm working for. It's a surprise. Well, don't get in the way. You know the rules. Sooner you ignore me, sooner I stop being a factor.
์‹œ์ฒญ์—์„œ ๋‚ด ๊ฐ•์˜์‹ค ์˜์ƒ์„ ๋ณด์—ฌ์ฃผ๋ฉฐ ๋‚˜๋”๋Ÿฌ ์—ด์‹ฌํžˆ ๊ฐ€๋ฅด์น˜๋Š” ๊ต์‚ฌ๋ผ๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ ๋ˆ„๊ฐ€ ๋ณด๋ƒˆ๋Š”์ง„ ๋ง ๋ชป ํ•ด์š” ์—ฌํ•˜ํŠผ ๋ฐฉํ•ดํ•˜์ง€ ๋งˆ ์ด๋Ÿด ๋• ๋‚  ๋ฌด์‹œํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฒŒ ์ƒ์ฑ…์ธ ๊ฑฐ ์•„์‹œ์ฃ ?
All right, people. Yesterday... I wrote the word "law" on the board. This time, don't erase it. And maybe tomorrow we'll get even further. Now, I'm told Garrett has prepared a presentation for extra credit?
์ž, ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„ ์–ด์ œ ๋‚œ ์น ํŒ์— "๋ฒ•"์ด๋ž€ ๋‹จ์–ด๋ฅผ ์ผ์–ด์š” ์ด๋ฒˆ์—” ์ง€์šฐ์ง€ ๋งˆ์š” ๋‚ด์ผ์€ ์ง„๋„๋ฅผ ๋‚˜๊ฐˆ์ง€๋„ ๋ชจ๋ฅด๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ์ด ํ•™์ ์„ ๋” ๋ฐ›์œผ๋ ค๊ณ  ํ”„๋ ˆ์  ํ…Œ์ด์…˜์„ ์ค€๋น„ํ–ˆ๋‹ค๊ณ  ํ•˜๋”๊ตฐ์š”
By the way, everyone gets the credit, because I'm not sure how much to encourage this. Go ahead. Thank you. My presentation is about marriage law.
์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„ ๋ชจ๋‘ ํ•™์ ์„ ๋ฐ›์„ ๊ฒ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ์ด ๊ณผ๋ชฉ์„ ์–ด๋А ์ •๋„๋กœ ๊ถŒ์žฅํ•ด์•ผ ํ• ์ง€ ๋ชฐ๋ผ์„œ์š”, ์‹œ์ž‘ํ•ด ๊ฐ์‚ฌํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ์ œ ํ”„๋ ˆ์  ํ…Œ์ด์…˜์€ ํ˜ผ์ธ๋ฒ•์— ๊ด€ํ•œ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š”
This is me, Garrett. I'm in your class. This is Stacy. She is in our class as well. This is what I want. Oh, Garrett. Stacy... will you marry me?
์ €, ๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ์ด์—์š” ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„๊ณผ ์ˆ˜์—…์„ ๊ฐ™์ด ๋“ฃ์ฃ  ์Šคํ…Œ์ด์‹œ์˜ˆ์š” ์Šคํ…Œ์ด์‹œ๋„ ์ˆ˜์—…์„ ๊ฐ™์ด ๋“ค์–ด์š” ์ด๊ฒŒ ์ œ๊ฐ€ ์›ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ์˜ค, ๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ ์Šคํ…Œ์ด์‹œ ๊ฒฐํ˜ผํ•ด์ค„๋ž˜?
Yes. Yes, Garrett. Yes, I will. Oh, Garrett. Garrett and I have been seeing each other for 16 months, two weeks and four days. We met at the school store, Pencils N' Such.
์ข‹์•„, ์ข‹์•„, ๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ ๊ทธ๋ž˜, ๊ทธ๋Ÿด๊ฒŒ ์˜ค, ๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ ๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ๊ณผ ๋ฐ์ดํŠธํ•œ ์ง€ 16๊ฐœ์›”ํ•˜๊ณ ๋„ 2์ฃผ ๋‚˜ํ˜ ๋์–ด์š” ์ฒ˜์Œ ๋งŒ๋‚œ ๊ณณ์€ ํ•™๊ต ๋งค์ ์ธ "์—ฐํ•„๊ณผ ๊ธฐํƒ€ ๋“ฑ๋“ฑ"์ด์ฃ 
He said he was there for the such. I remember I was sweating a lot and breathing heavy. My heart felt like it was going to burst in my chest. The day I met Stacy, those symptoms actually declined.
๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ์€ ๊ธฐํƒ€ ๋“ฑ๋“ฑ์„ ์‚ฌ๋Ÿฌ ์™”๋‹ค๊ณ  ํ–ˆ์–ด์š” ๋•€์€ ๋น„ ์˜ค๋“ฏ ํ๋ฅด๊ณ  ์ˆจ์ด ๊ฐ€๋น ์กŒ์ฃ  ์‹ฌ์žฅ์ด ํ„ฐ์ง€๋Š” ์ค„ ์•Œ์•˜์–ด์š” ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ๋ฐ ์Šคํ…Œ์ด์‹œ๋ฅผ ๋งŒ๋‚œ ๋‚  ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ์ฆ์ƒ์ด ์ค„์–ด๋“  ๊ฒ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค
Are you quite done? Yeah. Garrett wanted the proposal recorded. -Thought his family might want proof. -Now what are you shooting? You had a strange look on your face.
๊ฑฐ์˜ ๋‹ค ๋์–ด? ๋„ค, ๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ์ด ์ฒญํ˜ผํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑธ ์ฐ์–ด๋‹ฌ๋ผ๋”๊ตฐ์š” - ๊ฐ€์กฑ์ด ์ฆ๊ฑฐ๋ฅผ ์š”์ฒญํ•  ๊ฑฐ๋ผ๋ฉด์„œ์š” - ๊ทผ๋ฐ ์ด๊ฑด ์™œ ์ฐ์–ด? ํ‘œ์ •์ด ์ด์ƒํ•ด์š”
You're noticing faces now? Mm-hm. Aren't you still smelling hair to tell Frankie from Annie? Yeah. Well, it's official. I'm getting laid. What are you doing?
์ด์   ํ‘œ์ •๋„ ์ฝ์–ด? ํ”„๋žญํ‚ค๋ž‘ ์• ๋‹ˆ๋ฅผ ์•„์ง๋„ ๋จธ๋ฆฌ ๋ƒ„์ƒˆ๋กœ ๊ตฌ๋ถ„ํ•˜์ง€ ์•Š์•„? ๋งž์•„์š” ์ด์ œ ๋‚˜ ๊ณต์‹์ ์œผ๋กœ ์„น์Šคํ•˜๊ฒŒ ๋์–ด ๋ญ ํ•ด?
Stop. Hey, stop. If you don't put that silly thing away, I swear, I'm gonna stop loving you. Oh, that's it. Happy birthday. What are you two doing?
ํ•˜์ง€ ๋งˆ ํ•˜์ง€ ๋งˆ ๊ทธ๊ฑฐ ๋‹น์žฅ ์ง‘์–ด์น˜์šฐ์ง€ ์•Š์œผ๋ฉด ๋”๋Š” ๋„ ์‚ฌ๋ž‘ํ•˜์ง€ ์•Š์„ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ ๋”๋Š” ๋ชป ์ฐธ์•„ ์ƒ์ผ ์ถ•ํ•˜ํ•ด ๋‘ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ ๋ญ ํ•ด?
We're doing Annie's missing-lover footage. You know in movies where the hero's wife or girlfriend is dead or missing? So he sits in the dark and he watches her in a home movie-- Or a hologram. Or hologram.
์• ๋‹ˆ๋ž‘ ์‹ค์ข…๋œ ์—ฐ์ธ ์˜์ƒ์„ ์ฐ์–ด์š” ์˜ํ™” ๋ณด๋ฉด ์ฃผ์ธ๊ณต ๋ถ€์ธ์ด๋‚˜ ์• ์ธ์ด ์ฃฝ๊ฑฐ๋‚˜ ์‹ค์ข…๋˜์ž–์•„์š” ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ์ฃผ์ธ๊ณต์€ ์–ด๋‘  ์†์— ์•‰์•„ ํ™ˆ๋น„๋””์˜ค๋ฅผ ๋ณด์ฃ  ํ™€๋กœ๊ทธ๋žจ์„ ๋ณด๊ธฐ๋„ ํ•ด ํ™€๋กœ๊ทธ๋žจ๋„์š”
over and over, she's always beautiful, full of love to the point of being stupid? We're making that for me in case I get kidnapped or murdered. Super healthy, guys.
์˜์ƒ์—์„œ ๋ถ€์ธ์€ ๋Š˜ ์•„๋ฆ„๋‹ต๊ณ  ๋ฐ”๋ณด์Šค๋Ÿฌ์šธ ๋งŒํผ ์‚ฌ๋ž‘์œผ๋กœ ๊ฝ‰ ์ฐจ ์žˆ์ฃ  ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋‚ฉ์น˜, ์‚ด์ธ๋  ๋•Œ๋ฅผ ๋Œ€๋น„ํ•ด ๋งŒ๋“ค์–ด๋‘๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ์ฐธ ๊ฑด์ „ํ•˜๋„ค์š”
The health department called, they don't want anything back. Okay, look at the camera. Today's Garrett's wedding. For those who don't know Garrett, he's a guy we don't really know that we've known for six years at school. The funny-looking guy.
๋ณด๊ฑด๊ตญ์—์„œ ์•„๋ฌด๊ฒƒ๋„ ๋Œ๋ ค์ค„ ํ•„์š” ์—†๋Œ€์š” ์•Œ์•˜์–ด์š” ์นด๋ฉ”๋ผ ๋ด์š” ์˜ค๋Š˜ ๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ์ด ๊ฒฐํ˜ผํ•ด์š” ํ•™๊ต์—์„œ ๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ์„ ๋งŒ๋‚œ ๊ฑด 6๋…„์ด ๋์ง€๋งŒ ์•„๋ฌด๋„ ๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ์„ ๋ชจ๋ฅด์ฃ  ์›ƒ๊ธฐ๊ฒŒ ์ƒ๊ธด ๋‚จ์ž์˜ˆ์š”
Britta, mean. Sorry. The eccentric-looking guy? "What's happening? Everything's going wrong!" That guy. Remember we said we were cleaning? Remember about Abed's documentary?
๋ธŒ๋ฆฌํƒ€, ๋„ˆ๋ฌดํ•ด์š” ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด ๋ณ„๋‚˜๊ฒŒ ์ƒ๊ธด ๋‚จ์ž์˜ˆ์š” "๋ญ์•ผ? ๋ชจ๋‘ ์—‰๋ง์ด์•ผ" ๋ฐ”๋กœ ๊ทธ ์นœ๊ตฌ์ฃ  ์ฒญ์†Œํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑธ ์ฐ๊ธฐ๋กœ ํ•œ ๊ฑฐ ๊ธฐ์–ต๋‚˜์š”? ์ด๊ฑด ๋‹คํ๋ฉ˜ํ„ฐ๋ฆฌ๋ž€ ๊ฑฐ ๊ธฐ์–ต๋‚˜?
His documentary is about what we're doing. And we're cleaning. Yeah, but if we're both cleaning, then there's nobody to explain why. She doesn't understand filmmaking. I lived in New York.
๋‹คํ๋ฉ˜ํ„ฐ๋ฆฌ๋Š” ํ˜„์žฌ ๋ญ˜ ํ•˜๋А๋ƒ์— ๊ด€ํ•œ ๊ฑฐ์ฃ  ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ๋‘˜ ๋‹ค ์ฒญ์†Œํ•˜๋ฉด ์ด์œ ๋ฅผ ์„ค๋ช…ํ•ด์ค„ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด ์—†์ž–์•„ ์• ๋‹ˆ๋Š” ์˜ํ™” ์ œ์ž‘์„ ๋ชฐ๋ผ์š” ๋‚œ ๋‰ด์š•์— ์‚ด์•˜๊ฑฐ๋“ ์š”
What else should we talk about? We've volunteered our apartment as a staging area where our friends can get ready. And keep each other on time. The thing to understand about our friends is that "friends" isn't an adequate label.
๋˜ ๋ฌด์Šจ ์–˜๊ธฐ ํ• ๊นŒ์š”? ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์•„ํŒŒํŠธ๋ฅผ ์ˆ™์˜์ง€๋กœ ์ œ๊ณตํ–ˆ์–ด์š” ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์นœ๊ตฌ๋“ค์ด ์ผ์ •์— ๋งž์ถฐ ์ค€๋น„ํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๋„๋ก์š” ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์นœ๊ตฌ๋“ค์— ๊ด€ํ•ด ํ•œ๋งˆ๋”” ํ•˜์ž๋ฉด ์‚ฌ์‹ค "์นœ๊ตฌ"๋Š” ์ ๋‹นํ•œ ํ‘œํ˜„์ด ์•„๋…œ์š”
We're an intensely, intimately bonded crew. Oh, I can't. No, no. Do you want flashy and forward or cherry and classic? Do you have black? That's a no. That beleaguered sigh means, "No, I can't have black nails."
์šฐ๋ฆฐ ๊ด€๊ณ„๊ฐ€ ์ •๋ง์ด์ง€ ๋ˆ๋ˆํ•˜์ฃ  ๋”๋Š” ๋ชปํ•˜๊ฒ ์–ด ํŒŒ๋ž€์ƒ‰์œผ๋กœ ํ• ๋ž˜์š”? ๋นจ๊ฐ„์ƒ‰์œผ๋กœ ํ• ๋ž˜์š”? ๊ฒ€์€์ƒ‰ ์žˆ์–ด? ๋ฐฉ๊ธˆ ๊ทธ ํ•œ์ˆจ ์†Œ๋ฆฌ๋Š” "๋ชธ์— ๊ฒ€์€์ƒ‰์€ ์•ˆ ๋ผ"๋ž€ ๋œป์ด์ฃ 
Don't look at the camera. You absolutely can. And we all will when our bodies decompose. Don't "Jim" the camera like that. "Jim the camera"? The color black hasn't had anything to do with death or edginess since '89.
์นด๋ฉ”๋ผ ๋ณด์ง€ ๋งˆ์š” ๊ฒ€์€์ƒ‰๋„ ๋ผ์š” ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ๋ชจ๋‘ ์ฃฝ์œผ๋ฉด ๊ฒ€๊ฒŒ ๋ถ€ํŒจํ•˜๋Š”๋ฐ์š”, ๋ญ˜ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ์‹์œผ๋กœ ์นด๋ฉ”๋ผ๋ฅผ "์ง" ํ•˜์ง€ ๋งˆ "์นด๋ฉ”๋ผ๋ฅผ ์งํ•œ๋‹ค"๊ณ ? ๊ฒ€์€์ƒ‰์€ 1989๋…„ ์ด๋ž˜ ์ฃฝ์Œ, ๋ถˆ์•ˆ๊ณผ๋Š” ์ƒ๊ด€์—†๊ฒŒ ๋์–ด
-My accountant has black nails. -Your what? Don't jump on that. My accountant. Figure of speech. It's a form of speech called making things up. It's open. Is it?
- ๋‚ด ํšŒ๊ณ„์‚ฌ๋„ ์†ํ†ฑ์„ ๊ฒ€๊ฒŒ ์น ํ–ˆ์–ด - ๋ˆ„๊ตฌ์š”? ๋”ฐ์ง€์ง€ ๋งˆ ๋งํ•˜์ž๋ฉด ๊ทธ๋ ‡๋‹จ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ ๊ทธ๊ฑด ๊ฑฐ์ง“๋ง์ด์ž–์•„์š” ๋ฌธ ์—ด๋ ธ์–ด์š”! ์ •๋ง์š”?
I don't know, let's see. So I didn't put on my wedding clothes, like you said. So we can get dressed together and be girls together. This is gonna be fun.
๋ชฐ๋ผ, ํ•œ๋ฒˆ ๋ณด์ž ๋‘ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด ๋งํ•œ ๋Œ€๋กœ ์ •์žฅ ์•ˆ ์ž…์—ˆ์–ด์š” ์—ฌ์ž๋“ค๋ผ๋ฆฌ ๊ฐ™์ดํ•˜๊ฒŒ์š” ์žฌ๋ฏธ์žˆ์„ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š”
Annie and Britta told me to come over and get ready with them for Garrett's wedding. I didn't say no. Who says no to something like that? A cold, off-putting, incompatible person. The kind of person that turns a sleepover into a stoning.
์• ๋‹ˆ๋ž‘ ๋ธŒ๋ฆฌํƒ€๊ฐ€ ๊ฒฐํ˜ผ์‹์— ๊ฐˆ ์ค€๋น„๋ฅผ ๊ฐ™์ดํ•˜์žฌ์„œ ์ข‹๋‹ค๊ณ  ํ–ˆ์–ด์š” ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ์ผ์— ๋ˆ„๊ฐ€ ์‹ซ๋‹ค๊ณ  ํ•˜๊ฒ ์–ด์š”? ๋ƒ‰์ •ํ•˜๊ณ  ์ •์ด ์•ˆ ๊ฐ€๋Š” ๋…๋ถˆ์žฅ๊ตฐ์ด๋ฉด ๋ชจ๋ฅผ๊นŒ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์€ ๋ฐค์ƒ˜ ํŒŒํ‹ฐ๋ฅผ ํˆฌ์„ํ˜•์œผ๋กœ ๋ฐ”๊ฟ”๋ฒ„๋ฆฌ์ฃ 
I had, um, rocks thrown at me. Biblical, igneous, jagged, hateful, pointy ninja rocks, and that's not gonna happen again. What have you been up to?
๋‚˜๋„ ๋Œ๋ฉฉ์ด์— ๋งž์•„๋ณธ ์  ์žˆ์–ด์š” ์•„์ฃผ ํฐ ํ™”์„ฑ์•”์ธ๋ฐ ์‚์ฃฝ์‚์ฃฝํ•˜๊ณ  ํ˜์˜ค์Šค๋Ÿฌ์šด ๋พฐ์กฑํ•œ ๋‹Œ์ž ๋Œ๋ฉฉ์ด์˜€์ฃ  ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ์ผ์€ ๋‹ค์‹  ์—†์„ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ์ง€๋ƒˆ์–ด์š”?
I think you already asked that. Oh, that's not like me. Well, maybe you're nervous. No. No. Why don't we just say that if you did answer, we forgot?
๊ทธ ์งˆ๋ฌธ์€ ์•„๊นŒ ํ–ˆ์ž–์•„์š” ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์•ˆ ํ–ˆ์„ ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ์—†์–ด์š” ๊ธด์žฅํ–ˆ๋‚˜ ๋ณด์ฃ  ์•„๋‡จ ์•ˆ ๊ทธ๋ž˜์š” ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ ๋‹น์‹ ์ด ๋Œ€๋‹ตํ–ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ์žŠ์–ด๋ฒ„๋ ธ๋‹ค๊ณ  ํ•˜์ฃ 
I have been working. Um... And I've been tending to my personal affairs. My, uh-- I don't know if mentioned, one of my sisters is, well, you know, one of them is deceased. And the other is...
์ผ ์ข€ ํ•˜๊ณ  ๊ฐœ์ธ์ ์ธ ์ผ์„ ์ฒ˜๋ฆฌํ–ˆ์–ด์š” ๋งํ•œ ์  ์žˆ๋Š”์ง€ ๋ชจ๋ฅด๊ฒ ๋Š”๋ฐ ์—ฌ์ž ํ˜•์ œ๊ฐ€ ๋‘˜ ์žˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ํ•˜๋‚˜๋Š” ์ฃฝ์—ˆ๊ณ  ๋‹ค๋ฅธ ํ•˜๋‚˜๋Š”...
mentally retarded. When I say, "drink," you say, "now." When I say, "drink," you say, "now." What are you guys doing? We gotta go. The wedding starts in 40 minutes.
์ง€์  ์žฅ์• ๊ฐ€ ์žˆ์–ด์š” "๋งˆ์…”" ํ•˜๋ฉด "์ง€๊ธˆ" ํ•ด์š” "๋งˆ์…”" ํ•˜๋ฉด "์ง€๊ธˆ" ํ•ด์š” ๋ญ ํ•ด? ์„œ๋‘˜๋Ÿฌ ๊ฒฐํ˜ผ์‹๊นŒ์ง€ 40๋ถ„ ๋‚จ์•˜์–ด
Oh! Oh! We padded the time. We lied to you because we knew you'd be late, so we lied to you about the time. You don't need perfect people to make a perfect team.
๊ฑฐ์ง“๋งํ–ˆ์–ด ๋งจ๋‚  ๋Šฆ์œผ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ์‹œ๊ฐ„์„ ์•ž๋‹น๊ฒจ ์–˜๊ธฐํ–ˆ์–ด์š” ์™„๋ฒฝํ•œ ํŒ€์„ ๋งŒ๋“œ๋Š” ๋ฐ ์™„๋ฒฝํ•œ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์€ ํ•„์š” ์—†์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค
You need people whose flaws feed into each other. It's, uh... What do you call it? Um... -Co-dependence. -Synergy. For instance, something Britta hates doing but Annie loves doing.
๊ฒฐ์ ์„ ์„œ๋กœ ๋ณด์™„ํ•ด์ค„ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์œผ๋ฉด ๋˜์ฃ  ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ... ๋ญ๋ผ๋”๋ผ? - ์ƒํ˜ธ์˜์กด - ๋™๋ฐ˜ ์ƒ์Šนํšจ๊ณผ ๊ฐ€๋ น, ๋ธŒ๋ฆฌํƒ€๊ฐ€ ์‹ซ์–ดํ•˜๋Š” ์ผ์„ ์• ๋‹ˆ๋Š” ์ข‹์•„ํ•ด์š”
Or something that Annie hates doing, but she does it anyways because what she really loves is to feel useful. You literally just defined co-dependence.
๋˜๋Š” ์• ๋‹ˆ๊ฐ€ ์–ด๋–ค ์ผ์„ ์‹ซ์–ดํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ๊ทธ๋ž˜๋„ ํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ์“ธ๋ชจ์žˆ๋Š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด ๋˜๊ณ  ์‹ถ์–ด์„œ์š” ๊ทธ๊ฑด ์ƒํ˜ธ์˜์กด์ด์—์š”
Here's to synergy. Okay. Do you, Garrett, take Jack Nicholson to be your lawfully-wedded wife? We invented a new game. Celebrity Garrett Marriage.
๋™๋ฐ˜ ์ƒ์Šนํšจ๊ณผ๋ฅผ ์œ„ํ•ด ๊ฑด๋ฐฐ ์ข‹์•„์š” ๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ, ์žญ ๋‹ˆ์ฝœ์Šจ์„ ๋ฒ•์ ์ธ ์•„๋‚ด๋กœ ๋งž์ดํ•˜๊ฒ ์Šต๋‹ˆ๊นŒ? ์ƒˆ๋กœ์šด ๊ฒŒ์ž„์„ ๋งŒ๋“ค์—ˆ์–ด์š” "์—ฐ์˜ˆ์ธ ๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ ๊ฒฐํ˜ผ"์ด๋ž€ ๊ฒŒ์ž„์ด์ฃ 
Christian Slater to be your lawfully-wedded wife. I do. We were genius to pad the time margin. We have three more hours to play. Okay. Do you, Garrett, Mm-hm. take Aubrey Plaza to be your wife?
ํฌ๋ฆฌ์Šค์ฒœ ์Šฌ๋ ˆ์ดํ„ฐ๋ฅผ ๋ฒ•์ ์ธ ์•„๋‚ด๋กœ ๋งž์ดํ•˜๊ฒ ์Šต๋‹ˆ๊นŒ? ๋„ค ์‹œ๊ฐ„์„ ์•ž๋‹น๊ฒจ ์–˜๊ธฐํ•˜๊ธธ ์ž˜ํ–ˆ์ฃ  ์•ž์œผ๋กœ 3์‹œ๊ฐ„์€ ๋” ๊ฒŒ์ž„ํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๊ฑฐ๋“ ์š” ์ข‹์•„์š”, ๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ ์˜ค๋ธŒ๋ฆฌ ํ”Œ๋ผ์ž๋ฅผ ์•„๋‚ด๋กœ ๋งž์ดํ•˜๊ฒ ์Šต๋‹ˆ๊นŒ?
I do. Wait, what do you mean, three more hours? How is that even possible? -What time is the wedding? - Wait, what time is it now? -We're late! -We're late!
๋„ค ์ž ๊น, 3์‹œ๊ฐ„์ด๋ผ๋‡จ? ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ๊ฐ€๋Šฅํ•˜์ฃ ? - ๊ฒฐํ˜ผ์‹์ด ๋ช‡ ์‹œ์˜ˆ์š”? - ์ง€๊ธˆ ๋ช‡ ์‹œ์•ผ? - ๋Šฆ์—ˆ๋‹ค - ๋Šฆ์—ˆ์–ด์š”
-What? -We'll drive together. -We are not. -It's been settled. Nothing was settled. They left me home alone. I'm home alone! Well, not really. What?
- ๋ญ๋ผ๊ณ ์š”? - ๊ฐ™์ด ์šด์ „ํ•ด์š” - ๊ทธ๊ฑด ์•ˆ ๋ผ์š” - ์ด๋ฏธ ๊ฒฐ์ •๋์–ด์š” ๊ฒฐ์ •๋œ ๊ฑด ์•„๋ฌด๊ฒƒ๋„ ์—†์–ด์š” ๋‚˜๋งŒ ๋‚จ๊ฒจ๋†“๊ณ  ๊ฐ”์–ด์š” ๋‚˜๋งŒ์š” ๊ทธ๋ ‡์ง„ ์•Š์ฃ  ๋ญ๋ผ๊ณ ์š”?
What the hell are you doing? Come on. Let's go, go, go! We are here to witness the union of Garrett and Stacy in the eyes of-- Well, in the eyes of whatever power you choose.
๊ฑฐ๊ธฐ์„œ ๋ญ ํ•ด? ๋นจ๋ฆฌ ์™€, ์–ด์„œ, ์‹œ๊ฐ„ ์—†์–ด ์˜ค๋Š˜ ์šฐ๋ฆฐ ๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ๊ณผ ์Šคํ…Œ์ด์‹œ์˜ ๊ฒฐํ•ฉ์„ ๋ชฉ๋„ํ•˜๊ธฐ ์œ„ํ•ด ์™”์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ๋‘ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์€... ๋‘ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์€ ์ด์œ ๋Š” ์•Œ ์ˆ˜ ์—†์ง€๋งŒ ์„œ๋กœ๋ฅผ ์„ ํƒํ–ˆ์ฃ 
Personally, I find the notion of choosing to be needlessly limited. What if I'm capable of total contradiction? What if science and religion were mine to wield as I choose?
์‚ฌ์‹ค ์„ ํƒ์ด๋ž€ ๋‹จ์–ด๋Š” ํ•„์š” ์ด์ƒ์œผ๋กœ ์ œํ•œ์ ์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์™„์ „ํžˆ ๋ชจ์ˆœ๋ฉ์–ด๋ฆฌ์ผ ์ˆ˜๋„ ์žˆ์ž–์•„์š” ๊ณผํ•™๊ณผ ์ข…๊ต๋ฅผ ๋™์‹œ์— ์„ ํƒํ•  ์ˆ˜๋„ ์žˆ๋‹ค๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์ฃ 
What if I'm God? What if I'm... God? It is likely that I am not. But I think it's totally out of line to take that possibility off of the table.
๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ํ•˜๋‚˜๋‹˜์ผ ์ˆ˜๋„ ์žˆ๊ณ ์š” ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ํ•˜๋‚˜๋‹˜์ผ ์ˆ˜๋„ ์žˆ๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ์•„๋‹ ํ™•๋ฅ ์ด ํฌ์ง€๋งŒ์š” ์—ฌํ•˜ํŠผ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ๊ฐ€๋Šฅ์„ฑ์„ ์™„์ „ํžˆ ๋ฐฐ์ œํ•  ํ•„์š”๋Š” ์—†๋‹ค๋Š” ๊ฒ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค
Now, I understand that vows have been written. Stacy, when I first saw you, looking at you made me feel good. Touching you felt better. And knowing you made me realize that without you, Somebody over there laughed at that the wrong way.
์ด์ œ ํ˜ผ์ธ์„œ์•ฝ์„ ํ•˜์ฃ  ์Šคํ…Œ์ด์‹œ ๋‹น์‹ ์„ ์ฒ˜์Œ ๋ณธ ์ˆœ๊ฐ„ ๋‚œ ํ–‰๋ณตํ–ˆ์–ด ๋‹น์‹ ์„ ๋งŒ์ง„ ์ˆœ๊ฐ„ ํ–‰๋ณต์€ ๋ฐฐ๊ฐ€ ๋๊ณ  ๋‹น์‹ ์„ ์ดํ•ดํ•˜๋ฉด์„œ ๋‚˜ ํ˜ผ์ž์„œ๋Š” ๊ทธ ์ˆœ๊ฐ„์— ์›ƒ์œผ๋ฉด ์–ด๋–กํ•ด์š”?
You are my body and my soul. You are my favorite video game. Guys. Come on. Guys. Guys. Guys. Everybody's looking at us. Shh! Your "shh" was louder than what I said. Shh. Everyone back there, you're welcome. Please join us.
๋‹น์‹ ์€ ๋‚ด ์œก์‹ ์ด์ž ์˜ํ˜ผ์ด์•ผ ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๊ฐ€์žฅ ์ข‹์•„ํ•˜๋Š” ๋น„๋””์˜ค ๊ฒŒ์ž„์ด์ง€ ๋นจ๋ฆฌ ์™€, ์–ด์„œ ๋‹ค๋“ค ์šฐ๋ฆด ์ณ๋‹ค๋ด ๋„ค "์‰ฟ" ์†Œ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ๋” ์ปค ๋’ค์— ๊ณ„์‹  ๋ถ„๋“ค, ํ™˜์˜ํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ์–ด์„œ ์˜ค์„ธ์š”
Any of those people could be God. Garrett, since we met, you have felt so familiar. I love making sandwiches with you. I love folding towels with you. I love giving you your painkillers at the end of the day.
์ €๋“ค ์ค‘ ๋ˆ„๊ตฌ๋“  ํ•˜๋‚˜๋‹˜์ผ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ, ์ฒ˜์Œ ๋งŒ๋‚ฌ์„ ๋•Œ๋ถ€ํ„ฐ ๋‹น์‹ ์ด ์นœ๊ทผํ–ˆ์–ด ๋‹น์‹ ๊ณผ ์ƒŒ๋“œ์œ„์น˜ ํ•จ๊ป˜ ๋งŒ๋“œ๋Š” ๊ฒƒ๋„ ์ข‹๊ณ  ํ•จ๊ป˜ ์ˆ˜๊ฑด ๊ฐœ๋Š” ๊ฒƒ๋„ ์ข‹๊ณ  ์ €๋…์— ๋‹น์‹ ํ•œํ…Œ ์ง„ํ†ต์ œ ๊ฐ–๋‹ค ์ฃผ๋Š” ๊ฒƒ๋„ ์ข‹์•„
Aww. Well, that's-- Those aren't really vows. -A list of things you love about me. -I'm so sorry. Stacy, do you take Garrett to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, and to honor? Yes. Yes, I do.
๊ทธ๊ฑด ํ˜ผ์ธ์„œ์•ฝ์ด ์•„๋‹ˆ์ž–์•„ - ๋‚ด ์–ด๋–ค ์ ์ด ์ข‹์€์ง€ ์—ด๊ฑฐํ•œ ๊ฑฐ์ง€ - ์ •๋ง ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด ์Šคํ…Œ์ด์‹œ, ๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ์„ ๋ฒ•์ ์ธ ๋‚จํŽธ์œผ๋กœ ๋งž์ดํ•ด ์กด๊ฒฝํ•˜๊ณ  ์˜์ง€ํ•˜๋ฉฐ ์‚ด๊ฒ ์Šต๋‹ˆ๊นŒ? ๋„ค, ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ์š”
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. and Mrs. Garrett Lambert. Garrett, you may kiss Mrs. Garrett. Where the party at? Oh. Okay, let's endure this. Are we nailing today or what?
์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„, ๋žจ๋ฒ„ํŠธ ๋ถ€๋ถ€์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ, ํ‚ค์Šคํ•˜์„ธ์š” ํ”ผ๋กœ์—ฐ์€ ์–ด๋””์•ผ? ์ข‹์•„, ์ฆ๊ฒจ ๋ณด์ž๊ณ  ์˜ค๋Š˜ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ๋๋‚ด์คฌ์ฃ ?
Who would've thought Barrett's wedding would be the best day? Definitely not Garrett, since his name's not Barrett. -Oh, no, you a racist. -You guys are racist.
๋ฐฐ๋Ÿฟ์˜ ๊ฒฐํ˜ผ์‹์ด ์ด๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ์žฌ๋ฏธ์žˆ์„ ์ค„ ๋ˆ„๊ฐ€ ์•Œ์•˜๊ฒ ์–ด์š”? ๋ฐฐ๋Ÿฟ์ด ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ผ ๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ์ด์—์š” - ๊ทธ๊ฑด ๋‹น์‹ ์ด์ฃ  - ๋‘˜ ๋‹ค ์ธ์ข…์ฐจ๋ณ„์ฃผ์˜์ž์˜ˆ์š”
Oh. -Hi. -Having a good time? Yes. Are you Garrett's mom? I think you guys could maybe take a step back. Gain a little perspective so you don't wreck the whole night for some wonderful people.
- ์•ˆ๋…•ํ•˜์„ธ์š” - ํ”ผ๋กœ์—ฐ์€ ์ฆ๊ฑฐ์šฐ์„ธ์š”? ๋„ค ๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ์˜ ์–ด๋จธ๋‹ˆ์„ธ์š”? ๊ทผ๋ฐ ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„ ํ•œ ๋ฐœ์ž๊ตญ ๋’ค๋กœ ๋ฌผ๋Ÿฌ๋‚˜ ์—ฌ๊ธฐ๊ฐ€ ์–ด๋–ค ์ž๋ฆฌ์ธ์ง€ ๋ณด์„ธ์š” ๋‹ค๋ฅธ ํ•˜๊ฐ๋“คํ•œํ…Œ ํ”ผํ•ด๋ฅผ ์ค˜์„  ์•ˆ ๋˜๊ฒ ์ฃ 
You came to a wedding in the middle of the vows through a bush. I'm not Dr. Phil, but I don't want my son to kill himself. So do what you gotta do.
๊ฒฐํ˜ผ์‹ ์ค‘๊ฐ„์— ํ™”๋‹จ์„ ๋„˜์–ด ๋“ค์–ด์™”์ž–์•„์š” ๋‚œ ํ•„ ๋ฐ•์‚ฌ๋Š” ์•„๋‹ˆ์ง€๋งŒ ์•„๋“ค์ด ์ž์‚ดํ•˜๊ฒŒ ๋†”๋‘˜ ์ˆ˜ ์—†์œผ๋‹ˆ ํ•  ์ผ์„ ํ•ด์•ผ๊ฒ ๋”๋ผ๊ณ ์š”
Ooh... -Holy crap. -What have we done? Okay, we just got checked. And it was pretty deserved. We're not gonna stand here and lick our wounds either.
- ๋ง™์†Œ์‚ฌ - ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ๋ฌด์Šจ ์ง“์„ ํ•œ ๊ฑฐ์ฃ ? ํ•œ๋ฐฉ ๋งž์•˜๋„ค์š” ๋งž์•„๋„ ์‹ธ์ฃ , ๋ญ ๊ทผ๋ฐ ๊ฐ€๋งŒํžˆ ์„œ์„œ ์ƒ์ฒ˜๋ฅผ ํ•ฅ๊ธฐ๋งŒ ํ•ด์„  ์•ˆ ๋ผ์š”
Jeff is right. And that chipper, passive-aggressive lady, she's right too. So let's spread out and-- Be the best wedding guests anyone has ever seen.
์ œํ”„ ๋ง์ด ๋งž์•„์š” ์€๊ทผํžˆ ๋Œ๋ ค ๋งํ•˜๋Š” ์ œํ”„ ์–ด๋จธ๋‹˜ ๋ง๋„ ๋งž๊ณ ์š” ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋‹ˆ ํฉ์–ด์ ธ์„œ... ์ตœ๊ณ ์˜ ํ•˜๊ฐ์ด ๋˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ์—ญ์‚ฌ์ƒ ์ตœ๊ณ ์˜ ํ•˜๊ฐ์š”
-Yes. -Not gonna overthink. Just gonna try it. Yes, yes, yes. Then I started to pick up the pieces of our pride. And, weirdly enough, the first piece I picked up was my own pride, all of it.
- ์ข‹์•„ - ๊นŠ์ด ์ƒ๊ฐ ๋ง๊ณ  ์‹ค์ฒœ์— ์˜ฎ๊ฒจ์š” ์ข‹์•„ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋‹ค ์ž์กด์‹ฌ์„ ํ•˜๋‚˜๋‘˜์”ฉ ํšŒ๋ณตํ•˜๊ธฐ ์‹œ์ž‘ํ–ˆ์ฃ  ๊ทผ๋ฐ ์ด์ƒํ•˜์ฃ ? ๊ฐ€์žฅ ๋จผ์ € ํšŒ๋ณตํ•œ ๊ฑด ๋‚ด ์ž์กด์‹ฌ์ด์—ˆ์–ด์š”
It's like groups and people in groups can never be complete at the same time. Does that make any sense? No? Well, that's your problem. I love you, Abed. Do I know how to be a good wedding guest?
๊ทธ๋ฃน๊ณผ ๊ทธ๋ฃน ๊ตฌ์„ฑ์›์€ ๋™์‹œ์— ์™„์ „ํ•ด์งˆ ์ˆœ ์—†๋‚˜ ๋ด์š” ๋ง์ด ๋˜๋‚˜์š”? ์•ˆ ๋ผ์š”? ๋ฌธ์ œ ์žˆ๋„ค ์‚ฌ๋ž‘ํ•ด, ์•„๋ฒ ๋“œ ์ข‹์€ ํ•˜๊ฐ์— ๋˜๋Š” ๋ฒ•์„ ์•Œ๊ณ  ์žˆ๋А๋ƒ๊ณ ์š”?
Yes, I do. A little too well. That's the problem. My name is Elroy Patashnik, and from 2006 to 2009, I was addicted to encouraging white people.
๋ฌผ๋ก ์ด์—์š”, ๋ฌธ์ œ๋Š” ๊ทธ๊ฑธ ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ์ž˜ ์•Œ๊ณ  ์žˆ๋‹ค๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์ฃ  ๋‚ด ์ด๋ฆ„์€ ์—˜๋กœ์ด ํŒŒํƒ€์Šˆ๋‹‰์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค 2006๋…„๋ถ€ํ„ฐ 2009๋…„๊นŒ์ง€ ๋‚œ ๋ฐฑ์ธ๋“ค์˜ ์šฉ๊ธฐ๋ฅผ ๋ถ๋‹์šฐ๋Š” ๋ฐ ์ค‘๋…๋ผ ์žˆ์—ˆ์–ด์š”
All right. Now, there's a man who knows his meatballs. It started as survival. Thank you. The tech industry in the '90s, this face, this voice... They'll either help you or hold you back. So you tap the gas.
์ข‹์•„์š” ๋ฏธํŠธ๋ณผ์ด ๋ญ”์ง€ ์ œ๋Œ€๋กœ ์•„๋„ค์š” ์ฒ˜์Œ์—” ์ƒ์กด์„ ์œ„ํ•ด์„œ์˜€์ฃ  ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ์š” 1990๋…„๋Œ€ ๊ธฐ์ˆ  ์‚ฐ์—… ๋ถ„์•ผ์—์„œ ์ด ์–ผ๊ตด, ์ด ๋ชฉ์†Œ๋ฆฌ๋กœ๋Š” ๋„์›€๋ฐ›๊ฑฐ๋‚˜ ์ €์ง€๋˜๊ฑฐ๋‚˜ ๋‘˜ ์ค‘ ํ•˜๋‚˜์˜€๊ฑฐ๋“ ์š”
Because, well, why tap the brake? Oh, you know. You know what you're doing. This man knows exactly what he's doing. Heh-heh-heh. I learned the cheat code.
๋ธŒ๋ ˆ์ดํฌ๋ฅผ ๋ฐŸ๊ณ  ์‹ถ์ง„ ์•Š์•˜์–ด์š” ์•„์‹œ๋„ค ์ œ๋Œ€๋กœ ์•„์…” ์ด๋ถ„์€ ์ง„์งœ ์ „๋ฌธ๊ฐ€์˜ˆ์š” ๋‚œ ์ฒ˜์„ธ์ˆ ์„ ์ตํ˜”์ฃ 
White people like encouragement. It really doesn't matter what for. Never felt like a sell-out. I never laughed at anything unfunny, never said anything untrue.
๋ฐฑ์ธ์€ ๋ญ๋“  ์น˜์ผœ์„ธ์›Œ์ฃผ๋ฉด ์ข‹์•„ํ•ด์š” ์›์น™์„ ๊นฌ๋‹ค๋Š” ์ƒ๊ฐ์€ ์•ˆ ๋“ค์—ˆ์–ด์š” ์žฌ๋ฏธ์—†๋Š” ๊ฒƒ์—” ์›ƒ์ง€ ์•Š๊ณ  ๊ฑฐ์ง“์€ ์ž…์— ๋‹ด์ง€ ์•Š์•˜๊ฑฐ๋“ ์š”
The thing is... and this will sound racist, white people are very discouraged, and very discouraging to each other. Sweetie, you're getting meatball juice everywhere but your plate.
ํ™•์‹คํ•œ ๊ฑด... ์ธ์ข…์ฐจ๋ณ„์ฃผ์˜์ž์ฒ˜๋Ÿผ ๋“ค๋ฆฌ๊ฒ ์ง€๋งŒ ๋ฐฑ์ธ์€ ์ž์‹ ์€ ๋ฌผ๋ก  ์„œ๋กœ ๋น„ํ•˜ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฒฝํ–ฅ์ด ์žˆ๋‹ค๋Š” ๊ฒ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ, ์‚ฌ๋ฐฉ์— ๋ฏธํŠธ๋ณผ ์œก์ฆ™์ด์•ผ
Doing better than you with your asparagus. Oh, now, that's the way to handle a meatball. Heh-heh. And look at you. So the day you start telling them, "Hey, just do what you're doing."
์•„์ŠคํŒŒ๋ผ๊ฑฐ์Šค๋‚˜ ์ž˜ ๋‹ด์•„ ๋ฏธํŠธ๋ณผ์€ ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ๋‹ด๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์‹ ๋ถ€๋‹˜ ์ด๋Ÿฐ ์‹์œผ๋กœ ํ•˜๋ฃจ๋ฅผ ์ƒ๊ฐํ•ด๋ณด์„ธ์š” "์ด๋ด์š”, ์ž˜ํ•˜๊ณ  ์žˆ์–ด์š”"
-I love you. -I love you. You feel like a superhero. What's the danger? Why'd I stop? Well... same as anything else that makes you feel good.
- ์‚ฌ๋ž‘ํ•ด - ์‚ฌ๋ž‘ํ•ด ์Šˆํผ์˜์›… ๊ฐ™์€ ๊ธฐ๋ถ„์ด ๋“ค์ฃ  ์œ„ํ—˜ ์š”์†Œ๋Š” ๋ญ๋ƒ๊ณ ์š”? ์™œ ๊ทธ๋งŒ๋’€๋ƒ๊ณ ์š”? ๊ธ€์Ž„์š” ๋งŒ์กฑ๊ฐ์„ ์ฃผ๋Š” ๋‹ค๋ฅธ ๊ฒƒ๋“ค๊ณผ ๋งˆ์ฐฌ๊ฐ€์ง€์ฃ 
If you don't put a lid on it-- There's no lid. Stacy has a 90-year-old Meemaw here. I pushed her around the dance floor. -I think she liked it. -No, that's Polly.
๊ณ ์‚๋ฅผ ์ฑ„์šฐ์ง€ ์•Š์œผ๋ฉด... ๊ณ ์‚๋Š” ์—†์–ด์š” ์Šคํ…Œ์ด์‹œ์˜ ํ• ๋จธ๋‹ˆ๊ฐ€ ์•„ํ” ์‚ด์ด์„ธ์š” ๋Œ„์Šค ํ”Œ๋กœ์–ด์—์„œ ํ•จ๊ป˜ ์ถค์„ ์ท„์ฃ  - ์ข‹์•„ํ•˜์‹œ๋”๋ผ๊ณ ์š” - ๊ทธ๋ถ„์€ ํด๋ฆฌ์˜ˆ์š”
No, Great-aunt Polly is Garrett's side. I haven't met her. Oh, my God. Do you think she saw me pushing Meemaw, now she's wondering what's wrong with her?
ํด๋ฆฌ ์ด๋ชจ๋Š” ๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ์˜ ์นœ์ฒ™์ด์—์š” ์•„์ง ๋ชป ๋งŒ๋‚˜๋ดค์–ด์š” ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ํ• ๋จธ๋‹ˆ๋ฅผ ๋– ๋ฏธ๋Š” ๊ฑธ ๋ดค์„๊นŒ์š”? ์™œ ์ €๋Ÿฌ๋‚˜ ์˜์•„ํ•ดํ–ˆ์„๊นŒ์š”?
-I'll be back. -Annie. The world will still need you after you finish your cake. -Am I that bad? -We have the same dragon. Eventually, you will slay it, or train it, or dissolve in its stomach.
- ๊ธˆ๋ฐฉ ์˜ฌ๊ฒŒ์š” - ์• ๋‹ˆ ์ผ€์ดํฌ ๋จน๊ณ  ๊ฐ€๋„ ์•ˆ ๋Šฆ์–ด์š” - ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ํ˜•ํŽธ์—†์–ด์š”? - ๋‚˜ํ•œํ…Œ๋„ ์šฉ์ด ์žˆ์–ด์š” ์ฃฝ์ด๊ฑฐ๋‚˜ ๊ธธ๋“ค์ด๊ฑฐ๋‚˜ ์žกํ˜€๋จนํžˆ๊ฑฐ๋‚˜ ์…‹ ์ค‘ ํ•˜๋‚˜๊ฒ ์ฃ 
-If I train it, can I give it a cooler name? -If you do, you can do anything you want. If you slay it, I don't know. I guess you get a new dragon named "Yourself."
- ๊ธธ๋“ค์ผ ๊ฒฝ์šฐ ์ด๋ฆ„ ์ง€์–ด์ค˜๋„ ๋ผ์š”? - ๋ญ๋“  ๋œป๋Œ€๋กœ ํ•ด์š” ์šฉ์„ ์ฃฝ์ด๋ฉด "๋‚˜ ์ž์‹ "์ด๋ž€ ๋˜ ๋‹ค๋ฅธ ์šฉ์ด ๋‚˜ํƒ€๋‚  ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š”
-And then you'd be Jeff Winger. -Heh-heh. Yeah. That guy needs help. What would you name your dragon? I think we need a list of dragon names. Yeah.
- ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ์ œํ”„ ์œ™๊ฑฐ๊ฐ€ ๋˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์ฃ  - ๋งž์•„์š” ์ œํ”„๋Š” ๋„์›€์ด ํ•„์š”ํ•ด์š” ์šฉํ•œํ…Œ ์–ด๋–ค ์ด๋ฆ„์„ ์ง€์–ด์ค„๋ž˜์š”? ๋ชฉ๋ก์„ ๋งŒ๋“ค์–ด์•ผ๊ฒ ์–ด์š” ๋งž์•„์š”
"And then we need to get you away from Jeff," is what I wanted to say. But how is that my business? You don't show these to people when you finish them?
"๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ๋‹ค์Œ ์ œํ”„ํ•œํ…Œ์„œ ๋ฉ€์–ด์ ธ์š”" ์ด๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ๋งํ•˜๊ณ  ์‹ถ์—ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์ƒ๊ด€ํ•  ์ผ์€ ์•„๋‹ˆ์ฃ  ๋น„๋””์˜ค ์™„์„ฑ๋ผ๋„ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“คํ•œํ…Œ ๋ณด์—ฌ์ค„ ๊ฑฐ ์•„๋‹ˆ์ฃ ?
No. Okay, good. Heh. So, then, why do you make them, again? It relaxes me. It's like knitting, with less discipline. Princess Fire Breath. Sir Pent. Dr. Rachel Spinetail. Holly Hot Breath. Ugh. Jimmy Talon. Christian Scale. I got into a bit of a celebrity pun-barrel.
์•„๋…œ์š” ์•ˆ์‹ฌ์ด์—์š” ๋ณด์—ฌ์ค„ ๊ฒƒ๋„ ์•„๋‹Œ๋ฐ ์™œ ์ฐ๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์ฃ ? ๋งˆ์Œ์„ ํŽธ์•ˆํ•˜๊ฒŒ ํ•ด์ฃผ๊ฑฐ๋“ ์š” ๋œจ๊ฐœ์งˆ์ด๋ž‘ ๊ฐ™์•„์š” ๋ฐฉํ™” ๊ณต์ฃผ, ์—…๊ทธ๋ ˆ์ด๋“œ ๋ฑ€ ๊ธด๊ผฌ๋ฆฌ ๋ฐ•์‚ฌ, ์•—๋œจ์ˆจ ์ง€๋ฏธ ๋ฐœํ†ฑ, ํฌ๋ฆฌ์Šค์ฒœ ๋น„๋Š˜ ์—ฐ์˜ˆ์ธ ์ด๋ฆ„์„ ์ธ์šฉํ•ด ๋ดค์–ด์š”
Carson Scaly, Jude Claw, Ariana Puffington. Hi. Are these your biggest ice cubes? No, you're boisterous. Where is my brother? There has been a plot twist in the story of our comeback as wedding guests.
์นด์Šจ ๋น„๋Š˜ ์ฃผ๋“œ ๋ฐœํ†ฑ, ์•„๋ฆฌ์•„๋‚˜ ๋ป๋”์ด ์•ˆ๋…•ํ•˜์„ธ์š” ์–ผ์Œ์€ ์ด๊ฒŒ ๊ฐ€์žฅ ํฐ๊ฐ€์š”? ์‹œ๋„๋Ÿฌ์šด ๊ฑด ๋‹น์‹ ์ด์•ผ ๋‚ด ๋™์ƒ ์–ด๋”จ์–ด? ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ํ•˜๊ฐ์œผ๋กœ ๊ท€ํ™˜ํ•˜๋Š” ์ด์•ผ๊ธฐ์— ๋ฐ˜์ „์ด ์žˆ์—ˆ์–ด์š”
Garrett's older brother, Bones, has relapsed during his weekend pass, and will be unable to do the best man toast. So I took Garrett's mom aside and told her, after our behavior today, it was the least I could do for them.
๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ์˜ ํ˜• ๋ณธ์Šค๊ฐ€ ์•Œ์ฝ”์˜ฌ ์ค‘๋…์ด ์žฌ๋ฐœํ•ด ์‹ ๋ž‘ ๋“ค๋Ÿฌ๋ฆฌ๋กœ์„œ ์ถ•์‚ฌ๋ฅผ ๋ชป ํ•˜๊ฒŒ ๋œ ๊ฒ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ๋‚œ ๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ์˜ ์–ด๋จธ๋‹˜๊ป˜ ์˜ค๋Š˜ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ํ–‰๋™์„ ๊ณ ๋ คํ•  ๋•Œ ์ด ์ •๋„๋Š” ํ•ด์•ผ ํ•œ๋‹ค๊ณ  ์–˜๊ธฐํ–ˆ์ฃ 
And I'm not gonna Winger-speech it. This is a thing of substance. We pooled all the inside info based on all the mingling, and this toast is rocket-fueled selflessness.
์œ™๊ฑฐ์‹ ๊ฐ์–ธ์ด์„ค์€ ์ƒ๋žตํ•  ๊ฒ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ์ค‘์š”ํ•œ ์ž๋ฆฌ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ์š” ์šฐ๋ฆฐ ๋ชจ์ธ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค์„ ๋ฐ”ํƒ•์œผ๋กœ ๋‚ด๋ถ€ ์ •๋ณด๋ฅผ ๋ชจ์•˜์ฃ  ์ด๋ฒˆ ์ถ•์‚ฌ๋Š” ์ฒ ์ €ํžˆ ๋‚จ์„ ์œ„ํ•œ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š”
And this wedding's going to regret the day it thought we'd make it about us. Because we're about to be the first guests in history to out-toast the entire ******* wedding party.
์šฐ๋ฆด ๋ถˆ์ฒญ๊ฐ์œผ๋กœ ์—ฌ๊ธด ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค ํ›„ํšŒํ•˜๊ฒŒ ๋  ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ์—ญ์‚ฌ์ƒ ๊ฐ€์žฅ ๋ฉ‹์ง„ ์ถ•์‚ฌ๋ฅผ ํ•˜๋Š” ํ•˜๊ฐ์ด ๋  ํ…Œ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ์š”
God, I love my job. Wait, this isn't my job. God, I love myself. That was Stacy's first time. But it's not gonna be her last time, right, Garrett?
๋‚ด ์ง์—… ์ง„์งœ ๋ง˜์— ๋“ค์–ด ์ง์—…์ด ์•„๋‹ˆ๋„ค์š” ๋‚˜ ์ž์‹ ์ด ์ง„์งœ ๋ง˜์— ๋“ค์–ด ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ์Šคํ…Œ์ด์‹œ์˜ ์ฒซ ๊ฒฝํ—˜์ด์—ˆ์–ด์š” ํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ๋งˆ์ง€๋ง‰์€ ์•„๋‹ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ๊ทธ๋ ‡์ฃ , ๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ?
So many classic toast errors. A fire hydrant could follow this. Heh-heh. And please, keep painting. Don't let Garrett-- Don't-- Hey. Don't let Garrett keep you from painting. Okay, I'm done.
์ถ•์‚ฌํ•  ์ค„ ์•„๋Š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด ํ•˜๋‚˜๋„ ์—†๋„ค์š” ์†Œํ™”์ „๋„ ์ด ์ •๋„๋Š” ํ•˜๊ฒ ์–ด์š” ๊ทธ๋ฆผ ๊ณ„์† ๊ทธ๋ ค ๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ์ด... ๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ์ด... ๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์— ๊ทธ๋ฆผ์„ ํฌ๊ธฐํ•˜๋ฉด ์•ˆ ๋ผ ์ด์ƒ์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค
Okay. Stacy's friend Andi, everybody. Next up, we have a replacement best man. Garrett's friend from Greendale College, Jeffrey Winger. There's a lot of things I can say about this couple.
์Šคํ…Œ์ด์‹œ์˜ ์นœ๊ตฌ ์•ค๋””์˜€์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ๋‹ค์Œ์€ ๋“ค๋Ÿฌ๋ฆฌ๋ฅผ ๋Œ€์‹ ํ•ด ๊ทธ๋ฆฐ๋ฐ์ผ ์นผ๋ฆฌ์ง€์˜ ์ œํ”„๋ฆฌ ์œ™๊ฑฐ์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ์ด ์ปคํ”Œ์— ๊ด€ํ•ด ํ•  ๋ง์ด ์•„์ฃผ ๋งŽ์•„์š”
They're both in my class at Greendale. And like all my students, I give them until about June. No, you guys will be fine forever. As long as Stacy never lets Andi babysit. Heh-heh-heh.
๋‘˜ ๋‹ค ๊ทธ๋ฆฐ๋ฐ์ผ์—์„œ ์ œ ๊ฐ•์˜๋ฅผ ๋“ฃ์ฃ  ๋‹ค๋ฅธ ํ•™์ƒ๋“ค๊ณผ ๋งˆ์ฐฌ๊ฐ€์ง€๋กœ 6์›”๊นŒ์ง„ ํ•จ๊ป˜ํ•  ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ๋†๋‹ด์ด๊ณ  ์˜์›ํžˆ ํ•จ๊ป˜ํ•  ๊ฒ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ์Šคํ…Œ์ด์‹œ๊ฐ€ ์•ค๋””๋ฅผ ๋ณด๋ชจ๋กœ ๊ณ ์šฉ ์•ˆ ํ•œ๋‹ค๋ฉด์š”
Or be in the same town as a pair of scissors. -He's being too mean. -No, he's reading the room. But that means two families are leaving here tonight as one.
์•„์˜ˆ ๋‹ค๋ฅธ ๋„์‹œ๋กœ ์ด์‚ฌ ๊ฐ€์„ธ์š” - ์ข€ ์‹ฌํ•œ ๊ฑฐ ์•„๋…œ์š”? - ํ•˜๊ฐ๋“ค ์‹ฌ๋ฆฌ๋ฅผ ์ œ๋Œ€๋กœ ๊ฟฐ๊ณ  ์žˆ์–ด์š” ๊ทธ ๋ง์€ ๋‘ ๊ฐ€์กฑ์ด ํ•œ ๊ฐ€์กฑ์ด ๋œ๋‹จ ๋œป์ด์ฃ 
That's a big deal. Now, my friends and I came here tonight as outsiders. But thanks to some good advice, we spent the night learning about these two clans of outsiders.
๊ทธ๊ฑด ์—„์ฒญ๋‚œ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ์ €์™€ ์ œ ์นœ๊ตฌ๋“ค์€ ์˜ค๋Š˜ ์—ฌ๊ธฐ ์•„์›ƒ์‚ฌ์ด๋”๋กœ ์™”์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ํ›Œ๋ฅญํ•œ ์กฐ์–ธ ๋•์— ์•„์›ƒ์‚ฌ์ด๋”์ธ ๋‘ ์ง‘์•ˆ์— ๊ด€ํ•ด ์•Œ๊ฒŒ ๋์ฃ 
We learned that Garrett's Uncle Tony is a photographer. Uncle Tony, did you know Stacy's friend Lawrence makes and sells frames? Look each other up, get some business going.
๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ์˜ ์‚ผ์ดŒ ํ† ๋‹ˆ๋Š” ์‚ฌ์ง„์ž‘๊ฐ€๋”๊ตฐ์š” ์‚ผ์ดŒ, ์Šคํ…Œ์ด์‹œ์˜ ์นœ๊ตฌ ๋กœ๋ Œ์Šค๊ฐ€ ์‚ฌ์ง„ํ‹€์„ ๋งŒ๋“ค์–ด ํŒŒ๋Š” ๊ฑฐ ์•„์„ธ์š”? ๋‘ ๋ถ„์ด ํ•ฉ์‹ฌํ•ด ์‚ฌ์—…์„ ๋ฒˆ์ฐฝ์‹œํ‚ค์„ธ์š”
Oh, and Garett's neighbor Dawn loves vintage cars. Stacy's chiropractor Susan brought her dad, and guess what. Her dad worked in an automobile factory in the '60s.
์ฐธ, ๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ์˜ ์ด์›ƒ์ธ ๋ˆ์€ ๋นˆํ‹ฐ์ง€ ์ž๋™์ฐจ๋ฅผ ์ข‹์•„ํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ์Šคํ…Œ์ด์‹œ์˜ ์ฒ™์ถ” ์ง€์••์‚ฌ ์ˆ˜์ž”์€ ์•„๋ฒ„์ง€์™€ ํ•จ๊ป˜ ์™”์–ด์š” ๊ทผ๋ฐ ์ˆ˜์ž”์˜ ์•„๋ฒ„์ง€๊ฐ€ 1960๋…„๋Œ€์— ์ž๋™์ฐจ ํšŒ์‚ฌ์—์„œ ์ผํ•˜์…จ์ฃ 
Yeah, I know. These are the things you learn being the biggest jerks at a wedding. Here's another golden nugget in the gravel. Some of you have worked the dance floor with Garrett's divine Great-aunt Polly, 90 years young.
๋„ค, ์•Œ์•„์š” ๊ฐ€์žฅ ๋ฐฅ๋ง›์ธ ํ•˜๊ฐ์ด ๋œ ๋•๋ถ„์— ์ด๊ฑธ ๋‹ค ์•Œ๊ฒŒ ๋์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ์ž๊ฐˆ๋ฐญ์—์„œ ๋ฐœ๊ฒฌํ•œ ๊ธˆ๊ดด๊ฐ€ ํ•˜๋‚˜ ๋” ์žˆ์–ด์š” ๋Œ„์Šค ํ”Œ๋กœ์–ด์—์„œ ์˜ฌํ•ด ์•„ํ” ์‚ด์ธ ํด๋ฆฌ ์ด๋ชจ์™€ ํ•จ๊ป˜ ์ถค์ถ”์‹  ๋ถ„๋“ค ์žˆ์„ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š”
And some of you chatted with Stacy's Meemaw. Also 90 years young. Now, I don't know if they've even met before tonight. But we did learn that both of them were born in the same town, Sheridan, Wyoming.
์Šคํ…Œ์ด์‹œ์˜ ํ• ๋จธ๋‹ˆ์™€ ํ•จ๊ป˜ ์ˆ˜๋‹ค ๋–ค ๋ถ„๋„ ์žˆ๊ณ ์š” ํ• ๋จธ๋‹ˆ ์—ญ์‹œ ์—ฐ์„ธ๊ฐ€ ์•„ํ”์ด์‹œ์ฃ  ์ „์— ๋‘ ๋ถ„์ด ๋งŒ๋‚œ ์ ์ด ์žˆ๋Š”์ง€ ๋ชจ๋ฅด๊ฒ ๋Š”๋ฐ ๋‘ ๋ถ„ ๋ชจ๋‘ ๊ณ ํ–ฅ์ด ์™€์ด์˜ค๋ฐ ์ฃผ ์…ฐ๋ฆฌ๋˜์ด๋ž€ ์‚ฌ์‹ค์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค
Now, Garrett and Stacy, would you mind getting them both out here? All right, yeah. I know Aunt Polly's here. Isn't she beautiful? Okay, who has got eyes on Meemaw?
๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ, ์Šคํ…Œ์ด์‹œ ๋‘ ๋ถ„์„ ๋ชจ์‹œ๊ณ  ๋‚˜์™€์ฃผ๊ฒ ์–ด์š”? ์ข‹์•„์š” ํด๋ฆฌ ์ด๋ชจ์„ธ์š” ๋ฏธ์ธ์ด์‹œ์ฃ ? ์ข‹์•„์š” ํ• ๋จธ๋‹ˆ ์–ด๋”” ๊ณ„์„ธ์š”?
This is Meemaw. Oh, this is Meemaw. Okay, I feel like an idiot. I'm so, so sorry. Garrett, where's Aunt Polly? Okay. Uh... Now I don't feel as stupid.
์ด๋ถ„์ด ํ• ๋จธ๋‹ˆ์„ธ์š” ์ด๋ถ„์ด ํ• ๋จธ๋‹ˆ๊ตฐ์š” ์ด๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ๋ฉ์ฒญํ•  ๋ฐ๊ฐ€ ์žˆ๋‚˜ ์ •๋ง ์ฃ„์†กํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ, ํด๋ฆฌ ์ด๋ชจ ์–ด๋”” ๊ณ„์…”? ์ข‹์•„์š” ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋ฉ์ฒญํ•œ ๊ฒŒ ์•„๋‹ˆ์—ˆ๋„ค์š”
Because either someone here is lying, or this family's a lot closer than we thought. Now... this is a man that knows how to marry his cousin. None of this would've happened if I wasn't trying to help.
๋ˆ„๊ฐ€ ๊ฑฐ์ง“๋งํ•œ ๊ฑธ๊นŒ์š”? ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ฉด ๋‘ ๊ฐ€์กฑ์ด ์ƒ๊ฐ๋ณด๋‹ค ๊ฐ€๊นŒ์šด ๊ฑธ๊นŒ์š”? ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„ ์นœ์ฒ™๊ณผ ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ๊ฒฐํ˜ผํ•˜๋Š”์ง€ ์ œ๋Œ€๋กœ ๋ณด์—ฌ์คฌ๋„ค์š” ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋„์šฐ๋ ค๊ณ  ๋‚˜์„œ์ง€ ์•Š์•˜๋‹ค๋ฉด ์ด๋Ÿฐ ์ผ์€ ์—†์—ˆ์„ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š”
None of this would've happened if I didn't help you with your helpfulness. Don't torture yourself with that logic. None of us would have met if Hitler hadn't been born.
๋„์šฐ๋ ค๋Š” ๋‹น์‹ ์„ ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋•์ง€ ์•Š์•˜๋‹ค๋ฉด ์ด๋Ÿฐ ์ผ์€ ์—†์—ˆ์„ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ๋…ผ๋ฆฌ๋กœ ์ž์‹ ์„ ํ•™๋Œ€ํ•˜์ง€ ๋งˆ์š” ํžˆํ‹€๋Ÿฌ๊ฐ€ ํƒœ์–ด๋‚˜์ง€ ์•Š์•˜๋‹ค๋ฉด ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์„œ๋กœ ๋ชป ๋งŒ๋‚ฌ์–ด์š”
Also, none of Britta's arguments would have a default analogy. -Excuse me? -He's saying you go to Hitler a lot. -What are you, Hitler, Hitler? -Britta, we're all the worst right now.
๋ธŒ๋ฆฌํƒ€๋Š” ์–ด๋–ค ๋น„์œ ๋„ ๋ชป ํ–ˆ์„ ํ…Œ๊ณ ์š” - ๋ญ๋ผ๊ณ ์š”? - ๋งจ๋‚  ํžˆํ‹€๋Ÿฌ๋ฅผ ์ธ์šฉํ•˜๋‹ˆ ๊ทธ๋ ‡์ง€ - ํžˆํ‹€๋Ÿฌ๊ฐ€ ์–ด๋•Œ์„œ? - ๋ธŒ๋ฆฌํƒ€, ์•ˆ ๊ทธ๋ž˜๋„ ๋‹ค๋“ค ์šฐ์šธํ•ด์š”
Between us ruining the ceremony and ruining the reception, when we were all just individual people, I wasn't the worst. I'm only the worst with you guys.
์˜ˆ์‹๋„ ๋ง์น˜๊ณ  ํ”ผ๋กœ์—ฐ๊นŒ์ง€ ๋ง์นœ ๊ฒŒ ๋‚˜์ธ ๊ฑด ์•„๋‹ˆ์ž–์•„์š” ๋‚œ ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„๊ณผ ์žˆ์„ ๋•Œ๋งŒ ์ตœ์•…์ด์—์š”
I was a good dean before you guys. -You can't disprove it. -I relapsed because of you guys. Oh, it's not a big deal. White people problems. I like this group. I'm at my best when I'm with you guys.
์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„์ด ์˜ค๊ธฐ ์ „๊นŒ์ง€ ๋‚œ ์ข‹์€ ์ด์žฅ์ด์—ˆ์–ด์š” - ๊ทธ๊ฑด ๋ถ€์ธ ๋ชปํ• ๊ฑธ์š” - ๋‚œ ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„ ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์— ๋‹ค์‹œ ์ˆ ์„ ๋งˆ์…”์š” ๋ฐฑ์ธ๋“ค ๋ฌธ์ œ ๋ณ„๊ฒƒ ์•„๋…œ์š” ๋‚œ ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„์ด ์ข‹์•„์š” ํ•จ๊ป˜ ์žˆ์„ ๋•Œ ๊ฐ€์žฅ ๋น›๋‚˜์š”
Well, that clinches it. Separate cabs? Separate cabs? Separate cabs? For those still with us, we won't be cutting the cake or dancing. I believe there was a guy in a Homer Simpson costume that was gonna surprise me. That won't be necessary.
๊ฒฐ๋ก  ๋‚ฌ๋„ค์š” ๊ฐ์ž ์ง‘์œผ๋กœ ๊ฐ‘์‹œ๋‹ค ์•„์ง ์—ฌ๊ธฐ ๊ณ„์‹  ๋ถ„๋“ค ์ผ€์ดํฌ๋„ ๋ชป ์ž๋ฅด๊ณ  ์ถค๋„ ๋ชป ์ถ”๊ณ  ํ˜ธ๋จธ ์‹ฌ์Šจ ๋ณต์žฅ์„ ํ•œ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด ๋‚  ๋†€๋ผ๊ฒŒ ํ•  ์ผ๋„ ์—†์„ ํ…Œ๋‹ˆ ์ง‘์œผ๋กœ ๊ฐ€์„ธ์š”
Drive safe. And thank you for coming. What are you going to do? Chang. -We're going home. -Are you gonna stay married? Chang. We consulted with a lawyer, and it is legal in this state to marry your cousin.
์šด์ „ ์กฐ์‹ฌํ•˜์„ธ์š” ์™€์ฃผ์…”์„œ ๊ฐ์‚ฌํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ์ž๋„จ ์–ด๋–กํ•  ๊ฑฐ์•ผ? ์ฐฝ - ์ง‘์œผ๋กœ ๊ฐ€์•ผ์ฃ  - ๊ฒฐํ˜ผ ์ƒํ™œ ์œ ์ง€ํ•  ๊ฑฐ์•ผ? ์ฐฝ ๋ณ€ํ˜ธ์‚ฌํ•œํ…Œ ๋ฌผ์–ด๋ดค๋Š”๋ฐ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์ฃผ์—์„  ์นœ์ฒ™๋ผ๋ฆฌ ๊ฒฐํ˜ผํ•ด๋„ ๋œ๋Œ€์š”
But after talking to our family, we feel an annulment is warranted. Screw you guys. This family is so screwed up, you thought you were two different families. Now that you know you're not, you can't wait to leave.
ํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ๊ฐ€์กฑ์˜ ๋œป์— ๋”ฐ๋ผ ๊ฒฐํ˜ผ์„ ๋ฌดํšจ๋กœ ํ•˜๋ ค๊ณ ์š” ๋‹น์‹ ๋“ค๋„ ์›ƒ๊ธฐ์ง€ ๋งˆ ์ด ๊ฐ€์กฑ ์—‰๋ง์ง„์ฐฝ์ด์•ผ ์„œ๋กœ ๋‹ค๋ฅธ ๊ฐ€์กฑ์ธ ์ค„ ์•Œ์•˜๋Š”๋ฐ ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ผ๋‹ˆ ์„œ๋กœ ๋ชป ํ—ค์–ด์ ธ ์•ˆ๋‹ฌ์ด์ž–์•„
And you want this guy to do what? Forget he's in love? For you? You want him to take one for this crappy team? Let him finish. They were letting me finish.
๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ์ด ์–ด์ฉŒ๊ธธ ๋ฐ”๋ผ์„ธ์š”? ์‚ฌ๋ž‘ํ•˜๋Š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๊ณผ ํ—ค์–ด์ง€๊ธธ ๋ฐ”๋ผ์„ธ์š”? ๋‹น์‹ ๋“ค ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์—? ํ˜•ํŽธ์—†๋Š” ๋‹น์‹ ๋“ค ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์— ์‚ถ์„ ํฌ๊ธฐํ•˜๋ผ๊ณ ์š”? ๋๊นŒ์ง€ ๋“ค์–ด๋ด ๋‹ค๋“ค ๊ทธ๋Ÿด ์ƒ๊ฐ์ด์—ˆ์–ด์š”
I know. I was being sarcastic. Okay, you know-- Garrett, who loves you here more than Stacy? -Nobody. -Stacy... -is it your fault Garrett's your cousin? -No. Is anyone here going to make less fun of these two?
์•Œ์•„, ๋นˆ์ •๋Œ„ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ ์•„, ์ง„์งœ... ๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ, ์—ฌ๊ธฐ ์Šคํ…Œ์ด์‹œ๋งŒํผ ์ž๋„ฌ ์‚ฌ๋ž‘ํ•˜๋Š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ ์žˆ์–ด? - ์—†์–ด์š” - ์Šคํ…Œ์ด์‹œ - ๋‘˜์ด ์นœ์ฒ™์ธ ๊ฒŒ ์Šคํ…Œ์ด์‹œ ์ž˜๋ชป์ด์•ผ? - ์•„๋‡จ ์ด ๋‘˜์ด ๋ญ˜ ํ•˜๋“  ๋น„์›ƒ์ง€ ์•Š์„ ๋ถ„ ์žˆ๋‚˜์š”?
Or be better friends to them, no matter what they do? No. It's you against the world, and you will not win. But you get to make your moves, not them. Stacy?
์ข‹์€ ์˜์ง€์ฒ˜๊ฐ€ ๋ผ์ค„ ์นœ๊ตฌ ์žˆ๋‚˜์š”? ์—†์–ด์š” ์„ธ์ƒ๊ณผ ๋งž์„œ๋ดค์ž ์ด๊ธธ ์ˆ˜ ์—†์–ด ๊ทธ๋ž˜๋„ ์Šค์Šค๋กœ ๊ฒฐ์ •ํ•ด ์ƒ๊ด€ ๋ง๊ณ  ์Šคํ…Œ์ด์‹œ?
-Will you be my legally incestuous wife? -Yes. Everyone stay and eat cake, or go to hell! I didn't think I could do it, but I did. Smile! Smile! Garrett, look up. Ugh. So much Jim-ing.
- ๋ฒ•์ ์œผ๋กœ ๋‚˜๋ž‘ ๊ทผ์นœ ๊ฒฐํ˜ผํ•ด์ฃผ๊ฒ ์–ด? - ์ข‹์•„ ๋‚จ์•„์„œ ์ผ€์ดํฌ๋ฅผ ๋จน์–ด์š” ์‹ซ์œผ๋ฉด ์ง€์˜ฅ์—๋‚˜ ๊ฐ€๊ณ ์š” ์ž์‹  ์—†์—ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ํ•ด๋ƒˆ์–ด์š” ์›ƒ์–ด! ์›ƒ์–ด! ๊ฐœ๋Ÿฟ, ์—ฌ๊ธธ ์ณ๋‹ค๋ด ์™„์ „ํžˆ ์—‰๋ง์ด๋„ค
School's out, bitches! Congratulations, Greendale students. We've pulled off another year and we're still standing. Take that, health inspector, building inspector, foundation inspector, water-line inspector, geologist, exterminator, plumber, and Dad.
ํ•™๊ต ๋๋‚ฌ๋‹ค, ๋“ฑ์‹ ๋“ค์•„ ๊ทธ๋ฆฐ๋ฐ์ผ ํ•™์ƒ ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„ ์ถ•ํ•˜ํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ๋˜ ํ•œ ํ•ด๋ฅผ ๋ฒ„ํ…ผ๊ณ  ์—ฌ์ „ํžˆ ์ด ์ž๋ฆฌ์— ์„œ ์žˆ๋„ค์š” ์ง€๋ฐ˜ ๊ฒ€์‚ฌ๊ด€ ์†ก์ˆ˜๊ด€ ๊ฒ€์‚ฌ๊ด€ ์ง€์งˆํ•™์ž, ํ•ด์ถฉ ๊ตฌ์ œ์—…์ž ๋ฐฐ๊ด€๊ณต, ๊ทธ๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ์•„๋ฒ„์ง€!
Abed, why bring a metronome? I thought the sound might accentuate the idleness of our last meeting. -Good job, bad idea. -Okay, that's done. Yes! Hang on, there's more. This one is exciting.
์•„๋ฒ ๋“œ, ๋ฉ”ํŠธ๋กœ๋†ˆ์€ ์™œ ๊ฐ€์ ธ์™”์–ด? ์ด ์†Œ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ๋งˆ์ง€๋ง‰ ํšŒ์˜์˜ ๋ถˆ์•ˆํ•œ ๋‚˜ํƒœํ•จ์„ ๊ฐ•์กฐํ•  ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์•„์„œ์š” - ์ž˜ํ–ˆ์–ด, ๋ฐœ์ƒ์€ ๋‚˜๋นด๊ณ  - ๋„ค, ๋์–ด์š” ๋” ์žˆ์–ด์š” ์ด๊ฑด ์žฌ๋ฏธ์žˆ๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š”
We have to rename the Save Greendale Committee due to the fact that Greendale is done being saved. You think that's more exciting than summer? Oh, am I stealing your rays, dude? Come on, it's neat.
๊ทธ๋ฆฐ๋ฐ์ผ ์‚ด๋ฆฌ๊ธฐ ์œ„์›ํšŒ์˜ ์ด๋ฆ„์„ ๋ฐ”๊ฟ”์•ผ ํ•ด์š” ๊ทธ๋ฆฐ๋ฐ์ผ์€ ์ด์ œ ๋‹ค ์‚ด๋ ธ์œผ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ! ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ์—ฌ๋ฆ„ ๋ฐฉํ•™๋ณด๋‹ค ์žฌ๋ฏธ์žˆ์–ด์š”? ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋‹น์‹  ํ–‡๋น›์ด๋ผ๋„ ํ›”์ณ๊ฐ€๊ณ  ์žˆ๋‚˜์š”? ์™œ์š”, ๋ฉ‹์ง€์ž–์•„์š”