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You are unbelievable. You guys, you're-- You're always picking on me, all right? You've really been hammering me lately. All I had was the idea that-- Look, I-- I need this.
๊ธฐ๊ฐ€ ๋ง‰ํ˜€! ๋‹ค๋“ค... ํ•ญ์ƒ ๋‚˜๋งŒ ๊ฐ–๊ณ  ๋ญ๋ผ๊ณ  ํ•˜์ž–์•„์š” ์š”์ฆ˜ ์œ ๋‚œํžˆ ๋‚  ๋‹ค๊ทธ์น˜๋Š”๋ฐ ๋‚ด ์ƒ๊ฐ์€ ๊ทธ์ €... ๋‚œ... ๋‚œ ์ด๊ฒŒ ํ•„์š”ํ•ด์š”
I need to be better than this guy. Let me think. -Abed. -Yeah. -Did you bring your laptop? -Right here. What do you wanna do with it? Watch The Sting. It's over.
๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๊ทธ ์ž‘์ž๋ณด๋‹ค ๋‚˜์•„์•ผ ํ•œ๋‹ค๊ณ  ์ƒ๊ฐ ์ข€ ํ•˜๊ฒŒ ํ•ด์ค˜์š” - ์•„๋ฒ ๋“œ - ๋„ค - ๋…ธํŠธ๋ถ ๊ฐ€์ ธ์™”์–ด? - ๋„ค, ์—ฌ๊ธฐ์š” ๋ญ˜ ํ•˜๋ ค๊ณ ์š”? '์ŠคํŒ…'์„ ๋ณด๋ ค๊ณ  ๋๋‚ฌ๋‹ค
What happened? Who got shot? Ahem. What's going on? Was Sting even in it? That was terrible. You slept the whole time. The dialogue seeped in my dreams. -My whole brain is long and quiet. -So how did they grift him?
์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ๋์–ด์š”? ๋ˆ„๊ฐ€ ์ด์— ๋งž์•˜์ฃ ? ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ๋œ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ? ์ŠคํŒ…์ด ๋‚˜์˜ค๊ธด ํ–ˆ์–ด? ๋”์ฐํ•œ ์˜ํ™”์˜€์–ด์š” ๊ณ„์† ์žค์ž–์•„์š” ๋” ๋‚˜๋น ์š” ๋Œ€์‚ฌ๊ฐ€ ๊ฟˆ์— ์Šค๋ฉฐ๋“ค์—ˆ๊ฑฐ๋“  - ๋‡Œ ์ „์ฒด๊ฐ€ ์กฐ์šฉํ•ด์กŒ๋‹ค๊ณ ์š” - ๊ทธ๋ž˜์„œ ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ์‚ฌ๊ธฐ๋ฅผ ์ณค์ฃ ?
Well, they basically made a fake building and hired a thousand people to cooperate in perfect secrecy. Oh. -Should we just do that? -We could watch another grifter movie.
๊ธฐ๋ณธ์ ์œผ๋กœ๋Š” ๊ฐ€์งœ ๊ฑด๋ฌผ์„ ๋งŒ๋“ค๊ณ  ์‚ฌ๋žŒ ์ฒœ ๋ช…์„ ๊ณ ์šฉํ•ด์„œ ์™„๋ฒฝํ•˜๊ฒŒ ๋น„๋ฐ€๋ฆฌ์— ํ˜‘์กฐํ•˜๊ฒŒ ํ–ˆ์ง€ - ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋„ ๊ทธ๋Ÿด๊นŒ? - ๋‹ค๋ฅธ ์‚ฌ๊ธฐ ์˜ํ™”๋ฅผ ๋ด๋„ ๋ผ์š”
-More activity in Matchstick Men. -Like what? -At one point, they build a fake hospital. -So much construction. Oh, God. It's so late. We've tried everything we can.
- '๋งค์น˜์Šคํ‹ฑ ๋งจ'์—์„  ๋” ํ™œ๋™์ด ๋งŽ์ฃ  - ์–ด๋–ค ๊ฑฐ? - ๊ฐ€์งœ ๋ณ‘์›์„ ์ง“๊ธฐ๋„ ํ•ด์š” - ๊ณต์‚ฌ๊ฐ€ ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ๋งŽ์•„! ์–ด๋จธ๋‚˜, ์‹œ๊ฐ„์ด ๋งŽ์ด ๋Šฆ์—ˆ๋„ค ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋„ ๊ฐ€๋Šฅํ•œ ๊ฑด ๋‹ค ์‹œ๋„ํ–ˆ์–ด
Maybe over the weekend, I can make a fake building. But all the briefcases and the swapping and The Sting? I'm not cut out for it. I think real grifts only happen in movies.
์ฃผ๋ง ๋™์•ˆ ๊ฐ€์งœ ๊ฑด๋ฌผ์€ ์ง€์„ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์„์ง€ ๋ชฐ๋ผ๋„ ์„œ๋ฅ˜ ๊ฐ€๋ฐฉ์—๋‹ค ๋ฐ”๊ฟ”์น˜๊ธฐ์—๋‹ค '์ŠคํŒ…'๊นŒ์ง€? ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ๊ฑด ๋‚˜ํ•œํ…Œ ์•ˆ ๋งž์•„ ์ง„์งœ ์‚ฌ๊ธฐ๋Š” ์˜ํ™”์—์„œ๋งŒ ๊ฐ€๋Šฅํ•œ๊ฐ€ ๋ด์š”
-Even then, they barely make sense. -Look, I'm old. The Sting is terrible. Grifting is stupid. The writing's on the wall. -So that's it. -There's no shame in this, Jeff. Oh, I don't know about that.
- ์˜ํ™”์—์„œ๋„ ๊ฑฐ์˜ ๋ง์ด ์•ˆ ๋˜๋Š”๋ฐ - ๋‚œ ๋Š™์—ˆ๊ณ  '์ŠคํŒ…'์€ ๋”์ฐํ•ด์š” ์‚ฌ๊ธฐ๋Š” ๋ฐ”๋ณด ๊ฐ™๊ณ  ๋ถˆ๊ธธํ•œ ๊ฒฐ๋ง์€ ํ™•์ •๋์†Œ - ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ์ด๊ฒŒ ๋์ด๊ตฐ์š” - ๋ถ€๋„๋Ÿฌ์šด ์ผ์€ ์•„๋‹ˆ์•ผ, ์ œํ”„ ๊ทธ๊ฑด ๋ชจ๋ฅด๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์ฃ 
Well, this is a scene to behold. Huddled in the closet, watching The Sting like gypsies. Roger. We surrender. You were right. I'm no grifter.
์ด๊ฑฐ ๋ฉ‹์ง„ ๊ด‘๊ฒฝ์ด๊ตฐ์š” ๋ฒฝ์žฅ ์†์— ๋ชจ์—ฌ์„œ ์ง‘์‹œ๋“ค์ฒ˜๋Ÿผ '์ŠคํŒ…'์„ ๋ณด๊ณ  ์žˆ๋‹ค๋‹ˆ ๋กœ์ € ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ํ•ญ๋ณตํ•˜์ฃ  ๋‹น์‹ ์ด ์˜ณ์•˜์–ด์š” ๋‚œ ์‚ฌ๊ธฐ๊พผ์ด ์•„๋‹ˆ์—์š”
No, I was wrong. If you remember, I called you a thug. Thugs fight. You're more... No, I can't think of a metaphor pathetic enough to suit you, Jeff Winger. I'm reminded of something Oscar Wilde once said when he compared sheep to wolves.
์•„๋‹ˆ, ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ํ‹€๋ ธ์†Œ ๋‚œ ๋‹น์‹ ์„ ๊นกํŒจ๋ผ๊ณ  ๋ถˆ๋ €์ž–์†Œ ๊นกํŒจ๋Š” ์‹ธ์šฐ๊ธฐ๋‚˜ ํ•˜์ง€ ๋‹น์‹ ์€... ์•„๋‹ˆ, ๋‹น์‹ ์—๊ฒŒ ์–ด์šธ๋ฆด ๋งŒํผ ํ•œ์‹ฌํ•œ ๋น„์œ ๊ฐ€ ์ƒ๊ฐ ์•ˆ ๋‚˜๋„ค์š”, ์ œํ”„ ์œ™๊ฑฐ ์˜ค์Šค์นด ์™€์ผ๋“œ๊ฐ€ ์–‘๊ณผ ๋Š‘๋Œ€๋ฅผ ๋น„๊ตํ•˜๋ฉด์„œ ํ–ˆ๋˜ ๋ง์€ ์ƒ๊ฐ์ด ๋‚˜๋Š”๊ตฐ์š”
Screw it. Britta. You hit me. With a woman's hand. You Midwestern floozy. I lived in New York. Yeah, right, he's grifting us. Ugh. Grift blood. Someone taste it. I'm sure it's karo syrup and food dye.
์ง‘์–ด์น˜์›Œ ๋ธŒ๋ฆฌํƒ€! ๋‚  ๋•Œ๋ ธ์–ด ์—ฌ์ž ์†์œผ๋กœ! ์ด ์ค‘์„œ๋ถ€ ์ถœ์‹  ํ—คํ”ˆ ์—ฌ์ž์•ผ ๋‚˜ ๋‰ด์š•์— ์‚ด์•˜๋‹ค๊ณ ! ์›ƒ๊ธฐ์‹œ๋„ค ์‚ฌ๊ธฐ ์น˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ ์‚ฌ๊ธฐ์šฉ ํ”ผ์•ผ ๋ˆ„๊ฐ€ ๊ฐ€์„œ ๋ง› ๋ด ๋ถ„๋ช…ํžˆ ์˜ฅ์ˆ˜์ˆ˜ ์‹œ๋Ÿฝ๊ณผ ์‹์šฉ์ƒ‰์†Œ์ผ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ
I mean, I would, but my diabetes. ...19, 20, 21. Are you counting the amount of money or the number of stacks? I have to start over. I'll do it. Move.
์•„๋‹ˆ, ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ํ•ด๋„ ๋˜์ง€๋งŒ ๋‹น๋‡จ๊ฐ€ ์žˆ์–ด์„œ '์†Œ๋“' 19, 20, 21 ์ง€๊ธˆ ์•ก์ˆ˜๋ฅผ ์„ผ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š”? ๋ˆ๋ญ‰์น˜ ์ˆซ์ž๋ฅผ ์„ผ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š”? ๋‹ค์‹œ ํ•ด์•ผ๊ฒ ๋„ค์š” ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ํ• ๊ฒŒ์š”, ๋น„์ผœ์š”
But I want to go on record as being disgusted by this transaction. Got it. Disgusted. I'm sorry, love, but would you rather we took this to court?
ํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ๋‚œ ์ด ๊ฑฐ๋ž˜๋ฅผ ์—ญ๊ฒน๊ฒŒ ์ƒ๊ฐํ•œ๋‹ค๋Š” ๊ฑธ ๊ธฐ๋กํ•ด๋‘ฌ์š” ์•Œ์•˜์–ด์š”, ์—ญ๊ฒน๋‹ค ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•œ๋ฐ, ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ์žฌํŒ๊นŒ์ง€ ๊ฐ€๋ฉด ์ข‹๊ฒ ์†Œ?
No, no, no. We appreciate you keeping this between us. I wanna remind you, we offer a lot of classes and many of them are cash-only. Me, take a class here? Talk about a rip-off.
์•„๋‡จ, ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋ผ๋ฆฌ ํ•ด๊ฒฐํ•˜๊ฒŒ ํ•ด์ค˜์„œ ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ์š” ์•Œ๋ ค๋“œ๋ฆฌ๋Š”๋ฐ ์šฐ๋ฆฐ ์ˆ˜๊ฐ•๋ฃŒ๋ฅผ ํ˜„๊ธˆ์œผ๋กœ ๋ฐ›๋Š” ๋งŽ์€ ์ˆ˜์—…์„ ์ œ๊ณตํ•ด์š” ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์—ฌ๊ธฐ์„œ ์ˆ˜์—…์„ ๋ฐ›์•„์š”? ๊ทธ์•ผ๋ง๋กœ ๋ฐ”๊ฐ€์ง€๋„ค
Talk about a ribbing. Ha-ha. What the hell am I doing? You know, so far, Frankie's disgusted and that's it. Seems like a waste of a record. I'm the one who got into a pissing match.
๋Š‘๊ณจ ์•„ํ”„๋„ค์š” ๋‚œ ๋ญ˜ ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ? ์ง€๊ธˆ๊นŒ์ง€๋Š” ํ”„๋žญํ‚ค๊ฐ€ ์—ญ๊ฒจ์šด ๊ฒŒ ์ „๋ถ€์ธ๋ฐ ๊ธฐ๋ก์ด ์•„๊น๋„ค ๊ฒฝ์Ÿ์„ ์‹œ์ž‘ํ•œ ๊ฑด ๋‚˜์ž–์•„
-With a jerk. -You're a jerk. -You're a jerk. -You're a jerk. You're all jerks. And this whole school can suck a big one. And you can put that in your record.
- ์–ผ๊ฐ„์ด๋ž‘ - ๋Œ์ด ์–ผ๊ฐ„์ด์ง€ - ๋Œ์ด ์–ผ๊ฐ„์ด์ง€ - ๋Œ์ด ์–ผ๊ฐ„์ด์ง€ ๋‹ค๋“ค ์–ผ๊ฐ„์ด๋“ค์ด์•ผ ์ด ํ•™๊ต ์ „๋ถ€ ๊บผ์ง€๋ผ๊ณ  ํ•ด ๊ทธ ๋ง ๊ธฐ๋กํ•ด๋„ ์ข‹์•„
I'm sorry, guys. I'm bound by my station. Speaking on that topic. Britta. This is all your fault and you're expelled. -No, dean-- -Let-- Let me handle this.
๋ชจ๋‘ ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด ๋‚ด ์ง์ฑ…์ด๋ผ์„œ... ๋ง์ด ๋‚˜์™”์œผ๋‹ˆ ๋ง์ธ๋ฐ, ๋ธŒ๋ฆฌํƒ€ ์ „๋ถ€ ๋‹น์‹  ์ž˜๋ชป์ด๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ๋‹น์‹ ์€ ํ‡ดํ•™์ด์—์š” - ์•ˆ ๋ผ์š”, ์ด์žฅ๋‹˜! - ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ํ•ด๊ฒฐํ•˜์ฃ 
Pelton, you can't do that. Britta's the heart of this group. She started it. As a-- As a fake biology group, so that she could have sex with, uh, Troy.
ํŽ ํŠผ, ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋ฉด ์•ˆ ๋˜์ฃ  ๋ธŒ๋ฆฌํƒ€๋Š” ์ด ๊ทธ๋ฃน์˜ ์‹ฌ์žฅ์ด์—์š” ์ฒ˜์Œ ์‹œ์ž‘๋„ ๋ธŒ๋ฆฌํƒ€๊ฐ€ ํ–ˆ๊ณ  ๊ฐ€์งœ... ์ƒ๋ฌผํ•™ ์Šคํ„ฐ๋”” ๊ทธ๋ฃน์ด์—ˆ์ฃ  ํŠธ๋กœ์ด์™€... ์„น์Šค๋ฅผ ํ•˜๊ธฐ ์œ„ํ•ด์„œ ๋งŒ๋“ค์—ˆ์ฃ ?
No, no, no. That's exactly it. Okay. Don't let me handle it. She's been here six years. Three more and she'll have her two-year degree. Britta keeps me grounded in reality.
์•„๋‹ˆ์—์š” ๋ฐ”๋กœ ๊ทธ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ์•Œ์•˜์†Œ ๋‚ด๊ฒŒ ํ•ด๊ฒฐ ๋งก๊ธฐ์ง€ ๋งˆ์š” 6๋…„ ๋‹ค๋…”์ž–์•„์š”, 3๋…„๋งŒ ๋” ๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋ฉด 2๋…„์ œ ํ•™์œ„๋ฅผ ๋”ฐ๊ฒŒ ๋ผ์š” ๋ธŒ๋ฆฌํƒ€๋Š” ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ํ˜„์‹ค์„ ์žŠ์ง€ ์•Š๊ฒŒ ํ•ด์ค˜์š”
You can't expel her with four week-isodes left in a seaso-mester. It's starting. It's okay, guys. It's okay. All right. Fifty thousand. Oh. And I'll just put this in here. Mm.
์‹œ์ฆŒ... ํ•™๊ธฐ๊ฐ€ ๋„ค ํŽธ ๋‚จ์•˜๋Š”๋ฐ ํ‡ดํ•™์‹œํ‚ค๋ฉด ์•ˆ ๋˜์ฃ , ๋ฒŒ์จ ์‹œ์ž‘ํ•˜๋„ค ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์•„ ๋‚œ ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์•„์š” ์ข‹์•„์š”, 5๋งŒ ๋‹ฌ๋Ÿฌ์˜ˆ์š” ์ด๊ฒƒ๋„ ๋„ฃ์„๊ฒŒ์š”
Don't help me, anyone. Oh. Turn me around. Ugh. Come on, you guys. I'll see you later. Hey. The plan was to meet later. So, what's it gonna cost to make you go away?
์•„๋ฌด๋„ ์•ˆ ๋„์™€์ฃผ๋„ค ๋‚˜ ์ข€ ๋Œ๋ ค์ค˜์š” ์ด๋ฆฌ ์™€์š” ๋‚˜์ค‘์— ๋ด์š” ์ด๋ด์š” ๋‚˜์ค‘์— ๋งŒ๋‚˜๊ธฐ๋กœ ํ–ˆ์ž–์•„์š” ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ํ•ด์•ผ ๋‹น์‹ ์ด ์—ฌ๊ธฐ์„œ ๋– ๋‚˜์ค„๋ž˜์š”?
There's a way we could end this very quickly and make a bit of money. I don't like it. But keep talking. Yes, that was the plan. And your plan was probably to never show up.
๋นจ๋ฆฌ ๋๋‚ด๊ณ  ๋ˆ๋„ ๋งŽ์ด ๋ฒŒ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๋Š” ๋ฐฉ๋ฒ•์ด ์žˆ์ฃ  ๋งˆ์Œ์— ์•ˆ ๋“œ๋„ค์š” ๊ทธ๋ž˜๋„ ๊ณ„์† ์–˜๊ธฐํ•ด๋ด์š” ๋„ค, ๊ทธ๋Ÿด ๊ณ„ํš์ด์—ˆ์ฃ  ๋‹น์‹ ์€ ์•„์˜ˆ ์•ˆ ์˜ฌ ๊ณ„ํš์ด์—ˆ๊ฒ ์ฃ ?
Clever girl. Don't trust anyone. Hang on. Did you have to hit me for real? Have to? No. Mm. Now that you're expelled, you might consider a career in grifting.
๋˜‘๋˜‘ํ•œ ์•„๊ฐ€์”จ๋„ค ์•„๋ฌด๋„ ๋ฏฟ์ง€ ๋งˆ์‹œ์˜ค ์ž ๊น๋งŒ, ๋‚  ๊ผญ ์ง„์งœ๋กœ ์ณ์•ผ ํ–ˆ์†Œ? ํ•ด์•ผ ํ–ˆ๋ƒ๊ณ ์š”? ์•„๋‡จ ํ‡ดํ•™๋‹นํ–ˆ์œผ๋‹ˆ ์‚ฌ๊ธฐ ์ชฝ์œผ๋กœ ๋‚˜๊ฐ€๋Š” ๊ฑธ ์ƒ๊ฐํ•ด๋ด์š”
-You're quite good at it. -I don't know. How does one go through life like that? Well... follow me and I'll show you. Oh, shut up. I only agreed to any of this to get you away from Greendale and out of Jeff's hair.
- ๊ฝค ์ž˜ํ•˜๋˜๋ฐ - ๊ธ€์Ž„์š” ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ์ผ์„ ํ•˜๋ฉด์„œ ์‚ด์•„์š”? ๊ธ€์Ž„, ๋‚  ๋”ฐ๋ผ๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋ฉด ๋ณด์—ฌ์ฃผ์ฃ  ๋‹ฅ์ณ์š” ๋‹น์‹ ์ด ๊ทธ๋ฆฐ๋ฐ์ผ์„ ๋– ๋‚˜๊ณ  ์ œํ”„๋ฅผ ๊ดด๋กญํžˆ์ง€ ๋ชปํ•˜๊ฒŒ ํ•˜๋ ค๊ณ  ๋™์˜ํ•œ ๊ฒƒ๋ฟ์ด์—์š”
He's an idiot, but I hate watching him spin out trying to beat you. -Oh, you sentimental fool. -No. Later. At the motel. The motel. Hmm. No.
๋ฐ”๋ณด์ง€๋งŒ ๋‹น์‹ ํ•œํ…Œ ์ด๊ธฐ๋ ค๊ณ  ํ—ˆ์†ก์„ธ์›”ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑด ๋ณด๊ธฐ ์‹ซ์–ด์š” - ์ด๋Ÿฐ ๊ฐ์ƒ์ ์ธ ๋ฐ”๋ณด - ์•ˆ ๋ผ์š” ๋‚˜์ค‘์—์š”, ๋ชจํ…”์—์„œ ๋ชจํ…” ์•„๋‹ˆ์•ผ
What the hell? Oh, shut up. The only reason I agreed to any of this was to get you away from Greendale and out of Jeff's hair. What the--? You two. Come back here.
๋ญ์•ผ? ๋‹ฅ์ณ์š” ๋‹น์‹ ์ด ๊ทธ๋ฆฐ๋ฐ์ผ์„ ๋– ๋‚˜๊ณ  ์ œํ”„๋ฅผ ๊ดด๋กญํžˆ์ง€ ๋ชปํ•˜๊ฒŒ ํ•˜๋ ค๊ณ  ๋™์˜ํ•œ ๊ฒƒ๋ฟ์ด์—์š” ์ด๊ฒŒ ๋ฌด์Šจ... ๊ฑฐ๊ธฐ ๋‘ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ! ์ด๋ฆฌ ์™€!
Briefcases. Coming right through. Identical briefcases. What? Why more briefcases? This is pointless. I already know she's got my briefcase. Briefcase parade.
์„œ๋ฅ˜ ๊ฐ€๋ฐฉ์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ์ง€๋‚˜๊ฐˆ๊ฒŒ์š” ๋˜‘๊ฐ™์€ ์„œ๋ฅ˜ ๊ฐ€๋ฐฉ์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ๋ญ? ์™œ ์„œ๋ฅ˜ ๊ฐ€๋ฐฉ์ด ๋” ์žˆ์–ด? ์ด๊ฑด ๋ฌด์˜๋ฏธํ•˜์ž–์•„ ์ด๋ฏธ ๋‚ด ์„œ๋ฅ˜ ๊ฐ€๋ฐฉ์„ ๊ฐ€์ ธ๊ฐ„ ๊ฑธ ์•ˆ๋‹ค๊ณ  ์„œ๋ฅ˜ ๊ฐ€๋ฐฉ ํ–‰์ง„์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค
Who the hell are you? You get back here. You get back here with my money. Get back here. Three weeks earlier. Then it cuts to black and a title comes up saying "three weeks earlier"?
๋„ˆํฌ๋Š” ๋˜ ๋ญ์•ผ? ์ด๋ฆฌ ์™€ ๋‚ด ๋ˆ ๊ฐ–๊ณ  ์ด๋ฆฌ ์˜ค๋ผ๊ณ  ์ด๋ฆฌ ์™€! 3์ฃผ ์ „ ๊ทธ๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ๊ฒ€์€ ํ™”๋ฉด์œผ๋กœ ์ „ํ™˜๋˜๋ฉด์„œ "3์ฃผ ์ „"์ด๋ž€ ์ž๋ง‰์ด ๋œจ๊ฑฐ๋“ ์š”
Here we are, sitting in silence, crammed into an RV, winding through the roads of Colorado, with a 19-foot fiberglass hand tied to the roof. If there was a time to cut to "three weeks earlier," it would be now.
์ฝœ๋กœ๋ผ๋„ ์ฃผ์˜ ๋„๋กœ๋ฅผ ๋‹ฌ๋ฆฌ์ž–์•„์š” ์ฐจ ์ง€๋ถ•์—” ๊ฑฐ์˜ 6m์งœ๋ฆฌ ์œ ๋ฆฌ ์„ฌ์œ  ์†์ด ๋ฌถ์—ฌ ์žˆ๊ณ ์š” "3์ฃผ ์ „"์œผ๋กœ ์žฅ๋ฉด์„ ์ „ํ™˜ํ•ด์•ผ ํ•  ๋•Œ๊ฐ€ ์žˆ๋‹ค๋ฉด ๋ฐ”๋กœ ์ง€๊ธˆ์ด์ฃ 
You know what I mean? Elroy, you got any booze? Don't go through my stuff. This isn't a bus. You're standing in my living room, kitchen and bedroom. Ooh. I never thought about that. And your backyard is 24,900 miles long.
๋‚ด ๋ง๋œป ์•Œ์ฃ ? ์—˜๋กœ์ด, ์ˆ  ์žˆ์–ด์š”? ๋‚ด ๋ฌผ๊ฑด ๋’ค์ง€์ง€ ๋งˆ์š” ์ด๊ฑด ๋ฒ„์Šค๊ฐ€ ์•„๋‹ˆ์—์š” ๋‚ด ๊ฑฐ์‹ค, ์ฃผ๋ฐฉ๊ณผ ์นจ์‹ค์ด๋ผ๊ณ  ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ์ƒ๊ฐํ•ด๋ณธ ์ ์€ ์—†๋Š”๋ฐ, ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ๋’ท๋งˆ๋‹น์˜ ๊ธธ์ด๋Š” 40070km๊ฒ ๋„ค์š”
Because it's the circumference of the Earth. Because you have no home. Anyone need water? What should we talk about? To make it intriguing, someone should be injured in a way that makes you wonder. Like if Britta had a black eye. Dean, can I speak to you privately?
๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ์ง€๊ตฌ์˜ ๋‘˜๋ ˆ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ์š” ์—˜๋กœ์ด ์”จ๋Š”... ์ง‘์ด ์—†์œผ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ๋ฌผ ๋งˆ์‹ค ์‚ฌ๋žŒ? ๋ฌด์Šจ ์–˜๊ธธ ํ• ๊นŒ์š”? ์žฅ๋ฉด์„ ํฅ๋ฏธ๋กญ๊ฒŒ ํ•˜๋ ค๋ฉด ๋ˆ„๊ฐ€ ๋ถ€์ƒ์„ ์ž…์–ด์„œ ๊ถ๊ธˆ์ฆ์„ ์œ ๋ฐœํ•ด์•ผ ํ•ด์š” ๋ธŒ๋ฆฌํƒ€ ๋ˆˆ์— ๋ฉ์ด ๋“ค์—ˆ๋‹ค๋˜๊ฐ€ ์ด์žฅ๋‹˜, ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋ผ๋ฆฌ๋งŒ ์–˜๊ธฐ ์ข€ ํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๋‚˜์š”?
I'm pretty sure the answer is no. I'm coming up. You know, when I agreed to haul this thing for you and the school, you didn't say anything about six people back there. Man, I wonder what they're talking about.
์•„๋งˆ ๋ชปํ• ๊ฑธ์š” ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๊ฐˆ๊ฒŒ์š” ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋‹น์‹ ๊ณผ ํ•™๊ต๋ฅผ ์œ„ํ•ด ์ €๊ฑธ ์šด๋ฐ˜ํ•ด์ฃผ๊ธฐ๋กœ ๋™์˜ํ–ˆ์„ ๋• ๋’ค์— ์ € ์—ฌ์„ฏ ๋ช…์ด ํƒˆ ๊ฑฐ๋ž€ ์–˜๊ธด ์•ˆ ํ–ˆ์ž–์†Œ ์ด๋Ÿฐ, ๋‘˜์ด์„œ ๋ฌด์Šจ ์–˜๊ธฐ๋ฅผ ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑธ๊นŒ?
God, who knows. They're sealed off behind this sound-proof vinyl. I will drive my house off a cliff! Elroy, we're not here to snoop or judge you.
๋ˆ„๊ฐ€ ์•Œ์•„? ์ € ๋ฐฉ์Œ ๋น„๋‹์ด ์™„๋ฒฝํ•˜๊ฒŒ ์ฐจ๋‹จํ•˜๊ณ  ์žˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ๋‚ด ์ง‘ ๋ชฐ๊ณ  ์ ˆ๋ฒฝ์—์„œ ๋–จ์–ด์งˆ ๊ฑฐ์š”! ์šฐ๋ฆฐ ๋‹น์‹ ์„ ์—ผํƒํ•˜๊ฑฐ๋‚˜ ๋น„ํŒํ•˜๋ ค๊ณ  ์˜จ ๊ฒŒ ์•„๋‹ˆ์—์š”
You're not the first person to have dirty dishes, CD-ROM porn, and framed photos of yourself with two biracial teenagers in a park. It's not that. All this weight.
๋”๋Ÿฌ์šด ๊ทธ๋ฆ‡๋“ค, ์•ผ๋™ CD์™€ ๊ณต์›์—์„œ ํ˜ผํ˜ˆ ์‹ญ๋Œ€ ๋‘ ๋ช…๊ณผ ํ•จ๊ป˜ ์ฐ์€ ์‚ฌ์ง„์„ ๊ฐ–๊ณ  ์žˆ๋Š” ๊ฒŒ ์–ด๋”” ๋‹น์‹ ๋ฟ์ธ๊ฐ€์š”? ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ์•„๋‹ˆ๊ณ ์š” ํ•˜์ค‘์ด ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ํฌ๋‹ค๊ณ ์š”
I may have... miscalculated the mileage. Darn it. I want to hijack this RV, but I'm foiled by its impenetrable post-2001 security measures. You keep driving and nobody else needs to know about this. Understand?
๋‚ด๊ฐ€... ์—ฐ๋น„๋ฅผ ์ž˜๋ชป ๊ณ„์‚ฐํ–ˆ์„์ง€๋„ ๋ชจ๋ฅด๊ฒ ์†Œ ์  ์žฅ, ์ด ์บ ํ•‘์นด๋ฅผ ํƒˆ์ทจํ•˜๊ณ  ์‹ถ์ง€๋งŒ 2001๋…„ ์ดํ›„๋กœ ์ƒ๊ธด ์ฒ ํ†ต ๊ฐ™์€ ๋ณด์•ˆ๋Œ€์ฑ… ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์— ๋งํ–ˆ๊ตฐ ๊ณ„์† ์šด์ „ํ•ด์š”, ์ด ์ผ์€ ์•„๋ฌด๋„ ์•Œ ํ•„์š” ์—†์–ด์š”, ์•Œ์•˜์ฃ ?
The last thing we need is a panic. What's going on? Are we out of gas? Yes! It's on empty! It's on empty! Never seen anything like it. The needle is invisible.
์ง€๊ธˆ ๋‹นํ™ฉํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑด ์•„๋ฌด ๋„์›€ ์•ˆ ๋ผ์š” ๋ฌด์Šจ ์ผ์ด์ฃ ? ์—ฐ๋ฃŒ ๋–จ์–ด์กŒ์–ด์š”? ๋„ค, ๋น„์—ˆ์–ด์š”! ํ…… ๋น„์—ˆ๋‹ค๊ณ ์š”! ์ €๋Ÿฐ ๊ฑด ์ฒ˜์Œ ๋ด์š” ๋ฐ”๋Š˜์ด ์•„์˜ˆ ์•ˆ ๋ณด์—ฌ์š”
-Oh, my God -There's no needle! It's gone! It's underneath the plastic or maybe the engine tried to use it as fuel. -Stop yelling! -Well, stop being out of gas.
- ์„ธ์ƒ์— - ๋ฐ”๋Š˜์ด ์—†์–ด! ํ”Œ๋ผ์Šคํ‹ฑ ๋ฐ‘์œผ๋กœ ๋“ค์–ด๊ฐ”๋Š”์ง€ ์—”์ง„์ด ์—ฐ๋ฃŒ๋กœ ์“ฐ๋ ค๊ณ  ๋จน์—ˆ๋Š”์ง€ - ๊ทธ๋งŒ ์†Œ๋ฆฌ ์งˆ๋Ÿฌ์š” - ๊ทธ๋งŒ ์—ฐ๋ฃŒ ๋–จ์–ด์ ธ์š”
-You're freaking me out. -You should freak out. I have been driving for 25 years and I have never seen so little gas in my life. Aah! Stop, stop!
- ๋‚˜๊นŒ์ง€ ๋ถˆ์•ˆํ•˜์ž–์•„์š” - ๋ถˆ์•ˆํ•ด์•ผ์ฃ  ์šด์ „ ๊ฒฝํ—˜ 25๋…„ ๋™์•ˆ ์ €๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ์—ฐ๋ฃŒ๊ฐ€ ์—†๋Š” ๊ฑด ์ฒ˜์Œ ๋ด์š” ๊ทธ๋งŒ ์†Œ๋ฆฌ ์งˆ๋Ÿฌ์š”
I'm yelling even louder, so you have to stop! We're not in control of the gas, okay? We have to focus on what we can control. Is everyone's phone charged?
๋‚ด ๋ชฉ์†Œ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ๋” ํฌ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ๋ฉˆ์ถ”๋ผ๊ณ ์š” ์—ฐ๋ฃŒ๋Š” ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ํ†ต์ œํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์—†๋‹ค๊ณ ์š” ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ํ†ต์ œํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๋Š” ๊ฒƒ์— ์ง‘์ค‘ํ•ด์•ผ์ฃ  ๋ชจ๋‘ ์ „ํ™”๋Š” ์ถฉ์ „๋์–ด์š”?
See? We turned panic into preparedness. Now, if we do run out of gas, guess who's got fully charged phones. For the love of God, stop charging your phones!
๋ดค์ฃ ? ๋‹นํ™ฉํ–ˆ๋˜ ์ˆœ๊ฐ„์„ ์ค€๋น„์„ฑ์œผ๋กœ ๋ฐ”๊ฟจ์ž–์•„์š” ์—ฐ๋ฃŒ๊ฐ€ ๋–จ์–ด์ง„๋‹ค๊ณ  ํ•ด๋„ ๋ˆ„๊ตฌ ์ „ํ™”๊ฐ€ ์ถฉ์ „๋ผ ์žˆ์„๊นŒ? ์ œ๋ฐœ ์ „ํ™” ์ถฉ์ „ ์ข€ ๊ทธ๋งŒํ•ด์š”
Excuse me a moment. -What happened? -I'm not telling you! All in favor? And that solves the matter of the giant hand. -If there's no other business-- -Yes.
์ž ๊น ์‹ค๋ก€ - ๋ฌด์Šจ ์ผ์ด์ฃ ? - ๋ง ์•ˆ ํ•ด์š” '3์ฃผ ์ „' ์ฐฌ์„ฑํ•˜๋Š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ? ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ๊ฑฐ๋Œ€ํ•œ ์† ๋ฌธ์ œ๋Š” ํ•ด๊ฒฐ๋์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค - ๋‹ค๋ฅธ ์•ˆ๊ฑด์ด ์—†์œผ๋ฉด... - ์ €์š”
I'd like to establish this as the opening for a flashback. No. Meeting adjourned. Abed, insert dialogue here about you dropping the fourth-wall shtick.
์ด ์ˆœ๊ฐ„์„ ํšŒ์ƒ ์žฅ๋ฉด์˜ ์‹œ์ž‘์œผ๋กœ ์„ค์ •ํ•˜๊ณ  ์‹ถ์€๋ฐ์š” ์•ˆ ๋ผ, ํšŒ์˜ ์ค‘์ง€์•ผ ์•„๋ฒ ๋“œ, ์—ฌ๊ธฐ ์ œ4์˜ ๋ฒฝ ๊นจ๋Š” ์–˜๊ธฐ ๊ทธ๋งŒํ•˜๋ผ๋Š” ๋Œ€์‚ฌ ํ•˜๋‚˜ ๋„ฃ์–ด
-Nice. -Careful you don't flood it. That's the fifth time you've reminded me. Sorry, it doesn't apply to our situation. I'm going to check the battery. Can you send someone or not?
- ์ข‹๋„ค์š” - ์—”์ง„ ์นจ์ˆ˜๋˜์ง€ ์•Š๊ฒŒ ํ•ด์š” ๊ทธ ์–˜๊ธฐ ๋ฒŒ์จ ๋‹ค์„ฏ ๋ฒˆ ํ–ˆ์†Œ ์ง€๊ธˆ ์ƒํ™ฉ์—” ์ ์šฉ ์•ˆ ๋˜๋Š” ์–˜๊ธฐ๋ผ๊ณ ์š” ๋ฐฐํ„ฐ๋ฆฌ ํ™•์ธํ•ด์•ผ๊ฒ ์†Œ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ ๋ณด๋‚ด์ค„ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์–ด์š”, ์—†์–ด์š”?
Can you please hold? No, I can't hold. Darn it. When they put you on hold, you hang up and you call right back. -Frankie taught me that. -Hi, it's me.
์ž ์‹œ ๊ธฐ๋‹ค๋ ค์ฃผ์‹ค๋ž˜์š”? ์•„๋‡จ, ๋ชป ๊ธฐ๋‹ค๋ ค์š” ์  ์žฅ ๊ธฐ๋‹ค๋ฆฌ๋ผ๊ณ  ํ•˜๋ฉด ์ „ํ™” ๋Š๊ณ  ๋ฐ”๋กœ ๋‹ค์‹œ ๊ฑธ๋ฉด ๋ผ - ํ”„๋žญํ‚ค๊ฐ€ ๊ฐ€๋ฅด์ณ์คฌ์–ด - ์•ˆ๋…•, ๋‚˜์˜ˆ์š”
Yeah, the one you put on hold. See where that got you? Don't you dare. When they put you on hold, hang up and call right back. I can play this game all day. I told you we need roadside service-- Can you please hold? Oh, you can't be serious. Well, hello. Guess who.
๋„ค, ๋‹น์‹ ์ด ๊ธฐ๋‹ค๋ฆฌ๋ผ๊ณ  ํ•œ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์š” ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ๋๋Š”์ง€ ๋ดค์ฃ ? ํ•˜์ง€ ๋งˆ์š”! ๊ธฐ๋‹ค๋ฆฌ๋ผ๊ณ  ํ•˜๋ฉด ์ „ํ™” ๋Š๊ณ  ๋ฐ”๋กœ ๋‹ค์‹œ ๊ฑธ๋ฉด ๋ผ์š” ๋‚˜ ์ข…์ผ ์ด๋Ÿด ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์–ด์š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์„ ๋ณด๋‚ด์ฃผ์…”์•ผ ํ•œ๋‹ค๊ณ ... ์ข€ ๊ธฐ๋‹ค๋ ค์ฃผ์‹ค๋ž˜์š”? ์ด๊ฑด ๋ง๋„ ์•ˆ ๋ผ ์—ฌ๋ณด์„ธ์š” ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋ˆ„๊ตฌ๊ฒŒ์š”?
I got nothing but fingers and time, pal. Roadside service, Moffit Pass. Well, you could have told me that an hour ago. Your RV is full of crazy ladies. Goodbye.
๋‚œ ๊ฐ€์ง„ ๊ฑด ์†๊ฐ€๋ฝ์ด๋ž‘ ์‹œ๊ฐ„๋ฐ–์— ์—†์–ด์š”, ๋ชจํ• ํŒจ์Šค๋กœ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ ๋ณด๋‚ด์ค˜์š” ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ์–˜๊ธด ํ•œ ์‹œ๊ฐ„ ์ „์— ํ•ด์ค˜๋„ ๋์ž–์•„์š” ๋‹น์‹  ์บ ํ•‘์นด์•ผ๋ง๋กœ ๋ฏธ์นœ ์—ฌ์ž๋“ค ์ฒœ์ง€๋„ค์š”, ๋Š์–ด์š”
Have any of you heard of Armed Forces Day? Apparently it's today and it's really boning us. Yeah, here it is. Armed Forces Day, huh. Why would they put it in May?
๊ตญ๊ตฐ์˜ ๋‚ ์ด๋ผ๊ณ  ๋“ค์–ด๋ดค์–ด์š”? ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ์˜ค๋Š˜์ด๋ผ๋„ค์š” ๋•๋ถ„์— ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋งŒ ๊ณ ์ƒ์ด์ฃ  ๋„ค, ์—ฌ๊ธฐ ์žˆ๋„ค์š” ๊ตญ๊ตฐ์˜ ๋‚ ์ด๋ผ, ํ  ๊ทธ๊ฑธ ์™œ 5์›”์— ๋„ฃ์—ˆ์ฃ ?
It's just sitting there in Memorial Day's shadow like a military Hanukkah. Fitting that both war holidays have to fight each other over the same month.
์ „๋ชฐ์žฅ๋ณ‘ ์ถ”๋ชจ์ผ์˜ ๊ทธ๋Š˜์— ๊ฐ€๋ ค์ง„ ๊ฒŒ ๊ผญ ๊ตฐ๋Œ€ ๋ฒ„์ „ ํ•˜๋ˆ„์นด ๊ฐ™๋„ค ๋‘ ์ „์Ÿ ๊ด€๋ จ ๊ธฐ๋…์ผ์ด ๊ฐ™์€ ๋‹ฌ์„ ๋†“๊ณ  ์‹ธ์šด๋‹ค๋Š” ๊ฒŒ ์–ด์šธ๋ฆฌ๋„ค์š”
Notable that the one we remember is the one with the theme of memory. Way to make this about justifying your sensibility. Well, apparently, Armed Forces Day is the big one for tow truck drivers.
์šฐ๋ฆฐ ์ถ”๋ชจ์™€ ๊ด€๋ จ๋œ ๊ฑธ ๊ธฐ์–ตํ•œ๋‹ค๋Š” ์ ์„ ์ฃผ๋ชฉํ•ด์•ผ์ฃ  ๊ทธ๊ฑธ ๋„ค ๊ฐ์„ฑ์„ ์ •๋‹นํ™”ํ•  ์ด์œ ๋กœ ์“ฐ๋Š”๊ตฌ๋‚˜ ๋“ฃ์ž ํ•˜๋‹ˆ ๊ตญ๊ตฐ์˜ ๋‚ ์ด ๊ฒฌ์ธ์ฐจ ์šด์ „์‚ฌ๋“ค์—๊ฒ ์ค‘์š”ํ•œ ๋‚ ์ธ๊ฐ€ ๋ด์š”
There are three within 200 miles of this spot, and they're all in the same parade. Maybe it'll come by this way, if we offer them instruments? Nobody reroutes parades. They rerouted Kennedy's parade. So call the CIA, tell them we want to assassinate the president. We'll be home for Wheel of Fortune.
๋ฐ˜๊ฒฝ 320km ์•ˆ์— ์„ธ ๋ช… ์žˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ๋ชจ๋‘ ๊ฐ™์€ ํ–‰์ง„์— ์ฐธ๊ฐ€ํ•œ๋Œ€์š” ํ–‰์ง„์ด ์ด๋ฆฌ๋กœ ์˜ค์ง€๋Š” ์•Š์„๊นŒ์š”? ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ์•…๊ธฐ๋ฅผ ์ค€๋‹ค๊ณ  ํ•œ๋‹ค๋“ ๊ฐ€ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋ฉด์š” ํ–‰์ง„ ๊ฒฝ๋กœ๋Š” ์•„๋ฌด๋„ ๋ชป ๋ฐ”๊ฟ” ์ผ€๋„ค๋””์˜ ํ–‰์ง„์€ ๋ฐ”๊ฟจ๋Š”๊ฑธ ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ CIA์— ์ „ํ™”ํ•ด์„œ ๋Œ€ํ†ต๋ น์„ ์•”์‚ดํ•˜๊ณ  ์‹ถ๋‹ค๊ณ  ํ•ด ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ์ €๋… ์‹œ๊ฐ„ ์ „์— ์ง‘์— ๊ฐ€๊ฒ ์ง€
Who are we kidding? That'll never work. We got Britta'd. Yes, I use it too. I don't want anybody here blaming themselves for this. I want everyone blaming Frankie.
๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ๊ฒŒ ์„ฑ๊ณตํ•  ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ์—†์ž–์•„ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ๋ธŒ๋ฆฌํƒ€ ๋๋„ค ๊ทธ๋ž˜์š”, ๋‚˜๋„ ๊ทธ ๋ง ์“ด๋‹ค๊ณ  ๋ชจ๋‘ ์ด ์ผ๋กœ ์ž์ฑ…ํ•˜์ง€ ์•Š์œผ๋ฉด ์ข‹๊ฒ ๋„ค์š” ๋ชจ๋‘ ํ”„๋žญํ‚ค๋ฅผ ํƒ“ํ•˜์„ธ์š”
What? Dean. That's stupid. She's the reason we are here. This is what happens when you make decisions outside the moment. Whatever moment you were in the day you bought a gigantic hand, I am proud to remain outside until I die.
๋‚˜์š”? ๋ฐ”๋ณด ๊ฐ™์€... ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ์ด๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ๋œ ์ด์œ ์˜ˆ์š” ์ˆœ๊ฐ„์— ์ทจํ•˜์ง€ ์•Š๊ณ  ๊ฒฐ์ •ํ•˜๋ฉด ์ด๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ๋œ๋‹ค๊ณ ์š” ๊ฑฐ๋Œ€ํ•œ ์†์„ ์ƒ€์„ ๋•Œ ๋ฌด์Šจ ์ˆœ๊ฐ„์— ์ทจํ–ˆ๋˜ ๊ฑด์ง€ ๋ชฐ๋ผ๋„ ์ฃฝ๋Š” ๋‚ ๊นŒ์ง€ ์ž๋ž‘์Šค๋Ÿฝ๊ฒŒ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ์ˆœ๊ฐ„์€ ์‚ฌ์–‘ํ• ๋ž˜์š”
You will, baby. And this is where logic gets you. Stuck in a rocky mountain pass at sundown, gradually freezing to death. And forced to decide, in the backs of our heads, just in case, who we'd eat first. Annie, right?
์ •๋ง ์ฃฝ์„๊ฑธ์š”, ๋…ผ๋ฆฌ์ ์œผ๋กœ ์‚ด๋ฉด ์ด๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ๋˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ํ•ด ์งˆ ๋…˜ ๋ฐ”์œ„์‚ฐ ๊ธธ์— ๋ฐœ ๋ฌถ์—ฌ์„œ ์ฒœ์ฒœํžˆ ๋™์‚ฌํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์ฃ  ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋ฉด์„œ ๋จธ๋ฆฟ์† ํ•œ๊ตฌ์„์œผ๋กœ๋Š” ์–ต์ง€๋กœ ๋ˆ„๊ตด ๋จผ์ € ๋จน์„์ง€ ๊ฒฐ์ •ํ•ด์•ผ ํ•  ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š”, ์• ๋‹ˆ๊ฒ ์ฃ ?
-What? -Not a judgment. It's biology. The hand currently crushing our lives is not about being in the moment. You bought something we can't return with money we don't have.
- ๋„ค? - ๋น„ํŒ์ด ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ผ ์ƒ๋ฌผํ•™์ ์ธ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์ˆจํ†ต์„ ์ฃ„์–ด์˜ค๋Š” ์ € ์†์€ ์ˆœ๊ฐ„์— ์ทจํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฒƒ๊ณผ ์ƒ๊ด€์—†์–ด์š” ์šฐ๋ฆฌ์—๊ฒŒ ์—†๋Š” ๋ˆ์œผ๋กœ ํ™˜๋ถˆํ•  ์ˆ˜๋„ ์—†๋Š” ๊ฑธ ์ƒ€์ž–์•„์š”
Nobody knows why. Your latest idea is to put it on the quad with a plaque that says, "Give a hand to your brain." "Give your brain a hand." You're making it sound stupid on purpose.
์ด์œ ์•ผ ๋ชจ๋ฅด์ฃ , ๋‹น์‹  ์ƒ๊ฐ์€ ์ €๊ฑธ ์บ ํผ์Šค์— ๋†“๊ณ  "์†์„ ๋‡Œ์—๊ฒŒ ์ฃผ์„ธ์š”"๋ž€ ๋ช…ํŒ์„ ๋ถ™์ด์ž๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์ž–์•„์š” "๋‡Œ์—๊ฒŒ ๋ฐ•์ˆ˜๋ฅผ ์ฃผ์„ธ์š”" ์ผ๋ถ€๋Ÿฌ ๋ฐ”๋ณด์ฒ˜๋Ÿผ ๋“ค๋ฆฌ๊ฒŒ ํ•œ ๊ฑฐ์ฃ ?
It's over, Craig. You are lucky to have Frankie. You're lucky she was able to find some weirdo-- Excuse me. Bigger weirdo on eBay willing to pay cash for it.
๋๋‚ฌ์–ด์š”, ํฌ๋ ˆ์ด๊ทธ ํ”„๋žญํ‚ค๊ฐ€ ์žˆ์–ด์„œ ํ–‰์šด์ด์ฃ  ๋‹คํ–‰ํžˆ ์›ฌ ๊ดด์งœ๋ฅผ ์ฐพ์•„์„œ... ์•„๋‹ˆ ํ˜„๊ธˆ์„ ๋‚ด๊ฒ ๋‹ค๋Š” ๋” ํฐ ๊ดด์งœ๋ฅผ ์ด๋ฒ ์ด์—์„œ ์ฐพ์•˜๊ณ ์š”
This is a lot of narrative pipe. Maybe we didn't need a flashback. Abed, is this a show? I thought you said you knew it wasn't a TV show. Season two, you mean? Don't know. I can change my mind.
์„œ์ˆ ์ด ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ๋งŽ๋„ค ํšŒ์ƒ ์žฅ๋ฉด์€ ํ•„์š” ์—†์—ˆ์„์ง€๋„ ๋ชฐ๋ผ ์•„๋ฒ ๋“œ, ์ด๊ฒŒ ๋“œ๋ผ๋งˆ์•ผ? TV ํ”„๋กœ๊ฐ€ ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ผ๋Š” ๊ฑธ ์•ˆ๋‹ค๊ณ  ํ–ˆ์ž–์•„ ์‹œ์ฆŒ 2 ๋ง์ด์—์š”? ๊ธ€์Ž„์š”, ์ƒ๊ฐ์ด ๋ฐ”๋€” ์ˆ˜๋„ ์žˆ์ฃ 
Can I ask that it not be a show about you saying it's a show? Because dumb. -You're dumb. -Go in the back. Go. Sit by yourself. I'm sick of it. It's a show.
๋„ค๊ฐ€ ๊ณ„์† ๋“œ๋ผ๋งˆ๋ผ๊ณ  ๋งํ•˜๋Š” ๋“œ๋ผ๋งˆ๋กœ ๋งŒ๋“ค์ง€ ๋ง์•„์ค„๋ž˜? ๋ฐ”๋ณด ๊ฐ™์•„ - ์ž๊ธฐ๊ฐ€ ๋ฐ”๋ณด๋ฉด์„œ - ๋’ค๋กœ ๊ฐ€ ๊ฐ€์„œ ํ˜ผ์ž ์•‰์•„ ์žˆ์–ด ์ง€๊ธ‹์ง€๊ธ‹ํ•ด ์ด๊ฑด ๋“œ๋ผ๋งˆ๋‹ค
It's not a show. It's your show. My show. A good show. A bad show. I am sick of it. I don't want to hear the word "show" again. Show, show, show. Is it a show? Show, show, show.
๋“œ๋ผ๋งˆ๊ฐ€ ์•„๋‹ˆ๋‹ค, ๋‚ด ๋“œ๋ผ๋งˆ, ๋„ค ๋“œ๋ผ๋งˆ ์ข‹์€ ๋“œ๋ผ๋งˆ, ๋‚˜์œ ๋“œ๋ผ๋งˆ, ์ง€๊ฒน๋‹ค๊ณ  ๋‹ค์‹œ๋Š” "๋“œ๋ผ๋งˆ"๋ž€ ์†Œ๋ฆฌ ๋“ฃ๊ธฐ ์‹ซ์–ด ๋“œ๋ผ๋งˆ, ๋“œ๋ผ๋งˆ, ์ด๊ฑฐ ๋“œ๋ผ๋งˆ์•ผ? ๋“œ๋ผ๋งˆ, ๋“œ๋ผ๋งˆ?
So now it's a show about this? You're right. That's worse. Abed, come back. Abed, come back. I'm not sorry. -It's not good to be back. -What the hell was that?
๊ทธ๋ž˜์„œ ์ด์   ์ด๋Ÿฐ ๋“œ๋ผ๋งˆ๊ฐ€ ๋๋‹ค๊ณ ์š”? ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋„ค, ์ด๊ฒŒ ๋” ๋‚˜๋น  ์•„๋ฒ ๋“œ, ๋Œ์•„์™€ ์•„๋ฒ ๋“œ, ๋Œ์•„์™€ ๋‚˜ ์•ˆ ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด - ๋Œ์•„์™€์„œ ์•ˆ ์ข‹๋„ค์š” - ๋ฐฉ๊ธˆ ๊ทธ๊ฑด ๋Œ€์ฒด ๋ญ์˜€์ฃ ?
The battery is dead. -Flooded? -Winger, so help me God... The RV has two batteries, a primary and a-- Secondary. We overloaded the electrical system and killed the engine battery.
๋ฐฐํ„ฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ์ฃฝ์—ˆ์–ด์š” - ์นจ์ˆ˜๋๋‚˜์š”? - ์œ™๊ฑฐ, ์ •๋ง์ด์ง€... ์บ ํ•‘์นด์—” ๋ฐฐํ„ฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ๋‘ ๊ฐœ ์žˆ์†Œ ์ฒซ ๋ฒˆ์งธ์™€... ๋‘ ๋ฒˆ์งธ์ฃ  ์ „๊ธฐ ์‹œ์Šคํ…œ ๊ณผ๋ถ€ํ•˜๋กœ ์—”์ง„ ๋ฐฐํ„ฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ์ฃฝ์—ˆ์–ด์š”
So now the secondary battery has three or four hours of juice-- Charge. Juice charge. And we have a choice to make. And Jeff can explain that choice.
์ด์ œ ๋‘ ๋ฒˆ์งธ ๋ฐฐํ„ฐ๋ฆฌ๋กœ๋Š” ์„œ๋„ˆ ์‹œ๊ฐ„ ์ •๋„์˜... ์ถฉ์ „, ์ „๋ ฅ์ด ์ถฉ์ „๋ผ ์žˆ์ฃ  ์„ ํƒ์„ ํ•ด์•ผ ๋ผ์š” ์–ด๋–ค ๊ฑด์ง€ ์ œํ”„๊ฐ€ ์„ค๋ช…ํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๊ฒ ์ฃ 
Oh, it's your RV. This was my show. You didn't care. Abed, we're all on your side. So if you're also on your side, it's petty. We could wait for a couple hours and hope the engine battery resets itself.
๋‹น์‹  ์บ ํ•‘์นด์ž–์•„์š” ๋‚ด ๋“œ๋ผ๋งˆ์˜€๋Š”๋ฐ ์ƒ๊ด€๋„ ์•ˆ ํ•˜๋”๋‹ˆ ์•„๋ฒ ๋“œ, ์šฐ๋ฆฐ ๋‹ค ๋„ค ํŽธ์ด์•ผ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ๋„ˆ๊นŒ์ง€ ๋„ค ํŽธ์„ ๋“ค๋ฉด ์ฉจ์ฉจํ•˜์ž–์•„ ๋‘์–ด ์‹œ๊ฐ„ ๊ธฐ๋‹ค๋ฆฌ๋ฉด์„œ ์—”์ง„ ๋ฐฐํ„ฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ๋ฆฌ์…‹๋˜๊ธธ ๊ธฐ๋‹ค๋ฆฌ์ฃ 
If it doesn't, we're spending the night here. At least we have the secondary battery to keep us warm. No. We're not spending the night here. What's the second option?
์•ˆ ๋˜๋ฉด ์˜ค๋Š˜ ๋ฐค์€ ์—ฌ๊ธฐ์„œ ๋ณด๋ƒ…์‹œ๋‹ค ๋‘ ๋ฒˆ์งธ ๋ฐฐํ„ฐ๋ฆฌ ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์— ๋”ฐ๋œปํ•˜๊ธด ํ•  ๊ฑฐ์š” ์—ฌ๊ธฐ์„œ ๋ฐค์„ ๋ณด๋‚ผ ์ˆœ ์—†์–ด์š” ๋‘ ๋ฒˆ์งธ ์„ ํƒ์ง€๋Š” ๋ญ์ฃ ?
Which I am nicknaming "lil course of action." I rewire the secondary battery to the engine and hope it can start it. If it doesn't, we're spending a very cold night with two dead batteries.
๊ฑฐ๊ธฐ๋‹ค "์ž‘์€ ํ–‰๋™๋ฐฉ์นจ"์ด๋ž€ ๋ณ„๋ช…์„ ๋ถ™์ผ๋ž˜์š” ๋‘ ๋ฒˆ์งธ ๋ฐฐํ„ฐ๋ฆฌ๋ฅผ ์—”์ง„์— ์—ฐ๊ฒฐํ•ด์„œ ์‹œ๋™์ด ๊ฑธ๋ฆฌ๊ธธ ๋ฐ”๋ž์‹œ๋‹ค ์•ˆ ๋˜๋ฉด ์ฃฝ์€ ๋ฐฐํ„ฐ๋ฆฌ ๋‘ ๊ฐœ์™€ ํ•จ๊ป˜ ๋ชน์‹œ ์ถ”์šด ๋ฐค์„ ๋ณด๋‚ผ ๊ฑฐ์š”
Okay, let's switch the batteries. Good democracy. Are we sure the secondary battery won't die too? -Ha. -It's a possibility. It exists. But I'm pretty confident because the secondary battery only powers the cabin.
๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ๋ฐฐํ„ฐ๋ฆฌ๋ฅผ ๊ฐˆ์ฃ  ์—ญ์‹œ ๋ฏผ์ฃผ์ฃผ์˜๊ฐ€ ์ข‹์•„์š” ๋‘ ๋ฒˆ์งธ ๋ฐฐํ„ฐ๋ฆฌ๋„ ์ฃฝ์ง€ ์•Š์„์ง€ ํ™•์‹คํžˆ ์•Œ์•„์š”? - ๊ฐ€๋Šฅ์„ฑ์€ ์žˆ์ฃ  - ๊ฐ€๋Šฅ์„ฑ์€ ์กด์žฌํ•ด ํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ๋‘ ๋ฒˆ์งธ ๋ฐฐํ„ฐ๋ฆฌ๋Š” ์ฐจ ์•ˆ์—์„œ๋งŒ ์ผ์œผ๋‹ˆ ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์„ ๊ฑฐ์š”
And we've kept the lights off. And it goes without saying that we've all learned to stop charging our phones. Why are you looking at each other like that?
๋ถˆ๋„ ๋„๊ณ  ์žˆ์—ˆ์ž–์•„์š” ๋ฌผ๋ก  ๋‹ค๋“ค ํœด๋Œ€ํฐ ์ถฉ์ „ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑธ ๊ทธ๋งŒ๋’€๊ณ ์š” ์™œ ์„œ๋กœ ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ์ณ๋‹ค๋ณด์ฃ ?
And where are each of your phones now? You know, I'm starting to suspect the unthinkable. Namely, that in spite of all we've experienced, there's a cartoonish, vampiric orgy of personal devices somewhere in the RV, sucking away our remaining battery. I draw limited comfort from the fact that nobody's running to unplug ...
๋‹ค๋“ค ์ „ํ™”๋Š” ์–ด๋”จ์†Œ? ์ฐจ๋งˆ ์ƒ๊ฐํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์—†๋Š” ์ผ์ด ์˜์‹ฌ๋˜๋„ค์š” ์บ ํ•‘์นด ์–ด๋”˜๊ฐ€์— ๊ฐœ์ธ์šฉ ์ „๊ธฐ ์ œํ’ˆ๋“ค์ด ๋ชจ์—ฌ์„œ ํกํ˜ˆ๊ท€์ฒ˜๋Ÿผ ๋‚จ์€ ๋ฐฐํ„ฐ๋ฆฌ๋ฅผ ๋นจ์•„๋จน๊ณ  ์žˆ๋‹ค๊ณ  ์•„๋ฌด๋„ ์ „์„ ์„ ๋ฝ‘์œผ๋ ค๊ณ  ๋‹ฌ๋ ค๊ฐ€์ง€ ์•Š๋Š”๋‹ค๋Š” ๊ฒŒ ๊ทธ๋‚˜๋งˆ ์œ„๋กœ๊ฐ€ ๋˜๋„ค์š”
But you know what... say nothing. I'll just... There is a bright side to this. Most conventional weapons don't require electricity. Are you going to eat me first?
์žˆ์ž–์•„์š” ์•„๋ฌด ๋ง๋„ ํ•˜์ง€ ๋งˆ์š” ๋‚œ ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ... ์ข‹์€ ์ ๋„ ์žˆ๊ตฐ์š” ํ‰๋ฒ”ํ•œ ๋ฌด๊ธฐ๋Š” ์ „๋ ฅ์„ ํ•„์š”๋กœ ํ•˜์ง€ ์•Š์ฃ  ๋‚  ๋จผ์ € ๋จน์„ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š”?
Hear those crickets? This would be a challenging place to practice your stand-up act. So I rented Hotel Rwanda the other night. Let me just say: What would Arnold Schwarzenegger sound like if he was bit by Dracula?
๊ท€๋šœ๋ผ๋ฏธ ์†Œ๋ฆฌ ๋“ค๋ ค์š”? ์—ฌ๊ธฐ์„œ 1์ธ ์ฝ”๋ฏธ๋”” ์‡ผ ์—ฐ์Šตํ•˜๋ ค๋ฉด ํž˜๋“ค๊ฒ ๋„ค์š” ์ €๋ฒˆ์— 'ํ˜ธํ…” ๋ฅด์™„๋‹ค'๋ฅผ ๋นŒ๋ ธ๋Š”๋ฐ ์ด ๋ง๋งŒ ํ• ๊ฒŒ์š” ์•„๋†€๋“œ ์Šˆ์›Œ์ œ๋„ค๊ฑฐ๊ฐ€ ๋“œ๋ผํ˜๋ผ์—๊ฒŒ ๋ฌผ๋ ธ๋‹ค๋ฉด ์–ด๋–ค ์†Œ๋ฆด ๋‚ผ๊นŒ์š”?
All in favor? That solves the matter of the giant hand. If there's no other business-- I'd like to re-state the importance of telling this story with flashbacks.
'3์ฃผ ์ „' ์ฐฌ์„ฑํ•˜๋Š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ? ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ๊ฑฐ๋Œ€ํ•œ ์† ๋ฌธ์ œ๋Š” ํ•ด๊ฒฐ๋์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ๋‹ค๋ฅธ ์•ˆ๊ฑด์ด ์—†์œผ๋ฉด... ์ด ์ด์•ผ๊ธฐ์— ํšŒ์ƒ ์žฅ๋ฉด์ด ๊ฐ€์ง„ ์ค‘์š”์„ฑ์„ ๋‹ค์‹œ ์ฃผ์žฅํ•˜๊ณ  ์‹ถ์€๋ฐ์š”
What do you mean by re-state? Oh, my God. I fell for it. Meeting adjourned. I'm scaling the blanket rations inversely to the wattage of each person's phone.
๋‹ค์‹œ ์ฃผ์žฅํ•˜๋‹ค๋‹ˆ ๋ฌด์Šจ ์†Œ๋ฆฌ์•ผ? ๋ง™์†Œ์‚ฌ, ์†์•„ ๋„˜์–ด๊ฐ”๋„ค ํšŒ์˜ ์ค‘์ง€์•ผ ๋‹ด์š”๋ฅผ ๊ฐ์ž ์ „ํ™”์— ๋‚จ์€ ๋ฐฐํ„ฐ๋ฆฌ์™€ ๋ฐ˜๋น„๋ก€ํ•˜๊ฒŒ ๋ฐฐ๊ธ‰ํ•˜๊ณ  ์žˆ์–ด์š”
That way, the person who killed us the most will die the soonest, which feels fair. Right, Britta? I can't go all night being this angry. Heart attacks run in my family, and you people aren't worth it! I caused the situation by not topping off the tank.
๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์ฃฝ์Œ์— ๊ฐ€์žฅ ๋งŽ์ด ๊ณตํ—Œํ•œ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด ๋” ๋นจ๋ฆฌ ์ฃฝ์„ ํ…Œ๋‹ˆ ๊ณตํ‰ํ•˜์ฃ  ๊ทธ๋ ‡์ฃ , ๋ธŒ๋ฆฌํƒ€? ๋ฐค์ƒˆ ์ด๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ํ™”๋ฅผ ๋‚ผ ์ˆœ ์—†์ง€ ๊ฐ€์กฑ ๋ณ‘๋ ฅ์— ์‹ฌ์žฅ๋งˆ๋น„๊ฐ€ ์žˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ๋‹น์‹ ๋“ค ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์— ์‹ฌ์žฅ๋งˆ๋น„ ์ผ์œผํ‚ฌ ๊ฐ€์น˜๋Š” ์—†์†Œ ์—ฐ๋ฃŒ๋ฅผ ๋๊นŒ์ง€ ์•ˆ ์ฑ„์šด ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์›์ธ์ด์ฃ 
And that vinyl accordion partition is a totem of distrust. I'm sorry for that too. Elroy, that's big of you. For our part, we're sorry that charging our perfectly normal cell phones destroyed your weirdly fragile RV.
์ € ๋น„๋‹ ์นธ๋ง‰์ด๋Š” ๋ถˆ์‹ ์˜ ์ƒ์ง•์ด๊ณ ์š” ๊ทธ๊ฒƒ๋„ ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด์š” ์—˜๋กœ์ด, ๊ด€๋Œ€ํ•˜์‹œ๋„ค์š” ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋„ ๋ฉ€์ฉกํ•œ ํœด๋Œ€ํฐ์„ ์ถฉ์ „ํ•˜๋ ค๋‹ค๊ฐ€ ๋‹น์‹ ์˜ ์ด์ƒํ•˜๊ฒŒ ์•ฝํ•œ ์บ ํ•‘์นด๋ฅผ ๋ง๊ฐ€๋œจ๋ ค์„œ ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด์š”
Okay, I'm sorry about that apology. I'll try to be a better house guest. Sorry I was unavailable. I was trying to cut to three weeks earlier. Perhaps you recall when it seemed as though we drove through a skunk patch.
๋„ค, ๋ฐฉ๊ธˆ ๊ทธ ์‚ฌ๊ณผ๋„ ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด์š” ๋” ๋‚˜์€ ์†๋‹˜์ด ๋˜๋„๋ก ๋…ธ๋ ฅํ• ๊ฒŒ์š” ๋ฉํ•˜๋‹ˆ ์žˆ์–ด์„œ ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด์š” 3์ฃผ ์ „์œผ๋กœ ์ „ํ™˜ํ•˜๋ ค๊ณ  ๋…ธ๋ ฅํ–ˆ์—ˆ์–ด์š” ์•„๊นŒ ์ฐจ๊ฐ€ ์Šค์ปนํฌ ๊ตด์„ ์ง€๋‚˜๋Š” ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์•˜๋˜ ์ˆœ๊ฐ„ ์•Œ์ฃ ?
-You were getting high. -Smoking pot. Getting stoned. Oh, okay. I remember thinking, "I really pulled that one off." Because you were high. You also thought that we were speeding because you "kept seeing the same bird."
- ๋‹น์‹  ์ทจํ–ˆ์—ˆ์ž–์•„ - ๋Œ€๋งˆ์ดˆ๋ฅผ ํ”ผ์› ์ฃ  ๋ชฝ๋กฑํ•ด ์žˆ๋˜๋ฐ์š” ์•„, ์•Œ์•˜์–ด์š” "์ •๋ง ๊ฐ์ชฝ๊ฐ™์ด ํ•ด๋ƒˆ๋‹ค"๋ผ๊ณ  ์ƒ๊ฐํ–ˆ์—ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ๋Œ€๋งˆ์— ์ทจํ•ด ์žˆ์—ˆ์œผ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ์š” ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ๊ณผ์†ํ•œ๋‹ค๊ณ ๋„ ํ–ˆ์ž–์•„์š” "๊ณ„์† ๋˜‘๊ฐ™์€ ์ƒˆ๊ฐ€ ๋ณด์ธ๋‹ค"๋ผ๋ฉด์„œ์š”
Unh! All in favor? That solves the matter of the giant hand. If there's no other business-- Let me explain the need for a flashback here. Don't interrupt.
'3์ฃผ ์ „' ์ฐฌ์„ฑํ•˜๋Š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ? ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ๊ฑฐ๋Œ€ํ•œ ์† ๋ฌธ์ œ๋Š” ํ•ด๊ฒฐ๋์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ๋‹ค๋ฅธ ์•ˆ๊ฑด์ด ์—†์œผ๋ฉด... ํšŒ์ƒ ์žฅ๋ฉด์˜ ํ•„์š”์„ฑ์„ ์„ค๋ช…ํ• ๊ฒŒ์š” ๋ง ๋Š์ง€ ๋งˆ์š”
One quick thing, then you can talk about flashbacks forever. Meeting adjourned. Abed, when they cut to three weeks earlier on TV, -they're not traveling in time, dip-ass. -Jeff. Okay, my apology now.
๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ํ•œ ๋งˆ๋””๋งŒ ํ•˜๊ณ  ๋‚˜์„œ ํšŒ์ƒ ์–˜๊ธฐํ•ด ํšŒ์˜ ์ค‘์ง€์•ผ ์•„๋ฒ ๋“œ, TV์—์„œ 3์ฃผ ์ „์œผ๋กœ ์žฅ๋ฉด์ด ๋ฐ”๋€” ๋• - ์‹œ๊ฐ„ ์—ฌํ–‰์„ ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฒŒ ์•„๋‹ˆ์•ผ, ๋ฉ์ฒญ์•„ - ์ œํ”„ ๋„ค, ์ด๋ฒˆ์—” ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์‚ฌ๊ณผํ• ๊ฒŒ์š”
I've had some time to think about it, and I've decided... I'm sorry for not asking people what they wanted before buying snacks for the trip. -Wow, really? -That's great.
์ƒ๊ฐํ•  ์‹œ๊ฐ„์ด ์ข€ ์žˆ์—ˆ์–ด์š” ์—ฌํ–‰์—์„œ ๋จน์„ ๊ฐ„์‹์„ ์‚ฌ๊ธฐ ์ „์— ๋ญ˜ ์›ํ•˜๋Š”์ง€ ์•ˆ ๋ฌผ์–ด๋ด์„œ ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด์š” - ์šฐ์™€, ์ง„์งœ? - ์ฐธ ์ข‹์€ ์ผ์ด๋„ค
What? Think about it. It's the worst thing I've done on this trip. -I've been nailing it. -She has. You have. I haven't been. I shouldn't be yelling at the dean in front of any of you. It's unprofessional. Oh, you're all right, Frankie. We got no complaints.
์™œ์š”? ์ƒ๊ฐํ•ด๋ด์š”, ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์ด ์—ฌํ–‰์—์„œ ํ•œ ๊ฐ€์žฅ ๋‚˜์œ ์ง“์ด๋ผ๊ณ ์š” - ์–ผ๋งˆ๋‚˜ ๋ง ์ž˜ ๋“ค์—ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ - ๋งž์•„์š” ์ •๋ง ๊ทธ๋žฌ์–ด์š” ๋‚œ ์•„๋‹ˆ์—ˆ์ฃ  ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„ ์•ž์—์„œ ์ด์žฅ๋‹˜๊ป˜ ์†Œ๋ฆฌ ์งˆ๋Ÿฌ์„  ์•ˆ ๋์–ด์š”, ํ”„๋กœ๋‹ต์ง€ ๋ชปํ•˜๊ฒŒ ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์•„์š”, ํ”„๋žญํ‚ค ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋„ ๋ถˆ๋งŒ ์—†์–ด์š”
I forgive all of you. Heh-heh-heh. What? That solves the giant hand. If there's no other business-- In a normal road-trip story, first act would end with us deciding to go.
๋‚œ ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„ ๋ชจ๋‘๋ฅผ ์šฉ์„œํ•ด์š” ์™œ์š”? ๊ฑฐ๋Œ€ํ•œ ์† ๋ฌธ์ œ๋Š” ํ•ด๊ฒฐ๋์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ๋‹ค๋ฅธ ์•ˆ๊ฑด์ด ์—†์œผ๋ฉด... ๋ณดํ†ต ๋กœ๋“œ ํŠธ๋ฆฝ ์˜ํ™”์—์„  ๋– ๋‚˜๊ธฐ๋กœ ํ•˜๋ฉด์„œ 1๋ง‰์ด ๋๋‚˜์ฃ 
Second act would be the trip ending with disaster, third act would be us returning. Problem is, we decided to take this trip weeks from now. The story starts with us already on the road.
2๋ง‰์—์„  ์—ฌํ–‰์ด ์žฌ์•™์œผ๋กœ ๋๋‚˜๊ณ  3๋ง‰์—์„  ๋Œ์•„์˜ค๊ณ ์š” ๋ฌธ์ œ๋Š” ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ๋ช‡ ์ฃผ ํ›„์— ๋– ๋‚˜๊ธฐ๋กœ ํ•œ ๊ฑฐ์ฃ  ์ด๋ฏธ ์—ฌํ–‰ ์ค‘์ธ ์‹œ์ ์—์„œ ์Šคํ† ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ์‹œ์ž‘๋ผ์š”
So the end of act one will have to be the disaster. So something worse has to happen in act two. Unless we decide now that act one is a flashback, so the beginning of the story is now instead of then.
๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋‹ˆ 1๋ง‰์˜ ๋์ด ์žฌ์•™์ด ๋˜์–ด์•ผ ํ•ด์š” ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ 2๋ง‰์—์„œ ๋” ๋‚˜์œ ์ผ์ด ์ƒ๊ฒจ์•ผ ํ•˜์ฃ  ์ง€๊ธˆ 1๋ง‰์ด ํšŒ์ƒ ์žฅ๋ฉด์ด๋ผ๊ณ  ๊ฒฐ์ •ํ•˜๋ฉด ๋ชฐ๋ผ๋„์š” ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ์Šคํ† ๋ฆฌ์˜ ์‹œ์ž‘์ ์ด ์ง€๊ธˆ์ด ๋˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์ฃ 
You forgive us? Absolutely. You turd. -I beg your pardon? -Guys. You have no sense of accountability. You're a child. If I'm a child, you're a child abuser. No. Not cool, Annie. You never said, "Leave my hand where it is. I like it there. I demand it stay."
์šฐ๋ฆด ์šฉ์„œํ•œ๋‹ค๊ณ ์š”? ๋ฌผ๋ก ์ด์ฃ  ๊ฑฐ์ง€ ๊ฐ™์€ ์ธ๊ฐ„... - ๋ญ๋ผ๊ณ ? - ์ €๊ธฐ์š” ์ฑ…์ž„๊ฐ์ด๋ผ๊ณ ๋Š” ์ „ํ˜€ ์—†๋„ค์š” ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ ์–ด๋ฆฐ์• ์•ผ ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์• ๋ฉด ๋„Œ ์•„๋™ํ•™๋Œ€์ž์•ผ ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ๋ชป ์จ, ์• ๋‹ˆ "๋‚œ ์ € ์†์ด ์ข‹์œผ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ๋†”๋‘ฌ์š” ๋‚ด ์š”๊ตฌ์˜ˆ์š”"๋ผ๊ณ  ๋ง ์•ˆ ํ–ˆ์ž–์•„์š”
Because everyone complained about it. Where's that commitment when we're admitting we did stuff wrong? Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm a bad dean. Okay?
๋‹ค๋“ค ๋ถˆํ‰ํ–ˆ์œผ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ์š”! ๋‹ค ๊ฐ™์ด ์ž˜๋ชป ์ธ์ •ํ•  ๋•Œ ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ๊ตฝ์‹ค๊ฑฐ๋ฆด ์ˆœ ์—†์†Œ? ๋„ค, ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด์š” ๋‚œ ๋‚˜์œ ์ด์žฅ์ด์—์š”, ๋์–ด์š”?
That's what you always do. Not a real apology. -Jeff? -Shut up. Go flashback and cut to stuff. Say you're sorry for buying a giant hand and letting it sit around until we dealt with it. Say it without crying.
๋Š˜ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ์ž–์•„์š” ๊ทธ๊ฑด ์ง„์งœ ์‚ฌ๊ณผ๊ฐ€ ์•„๋‹ˆ์ฃ  - ์ œํ”„? - ๋‹ฅ์ณ, ํšŒ์ƒ์ด๋‚˜ ํ•˜๋ฉด์„œ ์žฅ๋ฉด ์ „ํ™˜ํ•ด ๊ฑฐ๋Œ€ํ•œ ์†์„ ์‚ฌ์„œ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ์ฒ˜๋ฆฌํ•  ๋•Œ๊นŒ์ง€ ๊ทธ๋Œ€๋กœ ๋†”๋‘ฌ์„œ ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•˜๋‹ค๊ณ  ํ•ด์š” ์šธ์ง€ ๋ง๊ณ  ๋งํ•ด์š”
No. I'm an adult. And you can't make me not cry. You're all a bunch of bullies, and I will say I'm sorry however I want. And by the way, I'm not sorry!
์‹ซ์–ด์š”, ๋‚œ ์–ด๋ฅธ์ด๋ผ๊ณ ์š” ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์šฐ๋Š” ๊ฑธ ๋ง‰์„ ์ˆœ ์—†์–ด์š” ๋‹ค๋“ค ๋‚  ๊ดด๋กญํžˆ๊ธฐ๋งŒ ํ•˜๋Š”๋ฐ ๋‚ด ๋งˆ์Œ๋Œ€๋กœ ์‚ฌ๊ณผํ•  ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ์ฐธ, ๊ทธ๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ๋‚˜ ์•ˆ ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด์š”
It's my giant hand and I love it! We're not selling it! This is like crate-training a puppy. Suppress every instinct to let him sleep in bed with us.
๋‚ด ๊ฑฐ๋Œ€ํ•œ ์†์ด๊ณ  ๋‚œ ์ข‹๋‹ค๊ณ ์š” ์•ˆ ํŒ” ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ๊ฐ•์•„์ง€ ํ›ˆ๋ จ๊ณผ ๋˜‘๊ฐ™์•„์š” ๋ชจ๋‘ ์นจ๋Œ€์—์„œ ๊ฐ™์ด ์ž๊ฒŒ ํ•ด์ฃผ๊ณ  ์‹ถ์€ ๋ณธ๋Šฅ์„ ์–ต์ œํ•ด์š”
Cold. I mean in the RV. I don't care how we treat the dean tonight. Abed, don't go after-- Did they send you out here to be mean to me too? -No. -Good.
์Œ€์Œ€ํ•ด๋ผ ์บ ํ•‘์นด๊ฐ€ ์ถฅ๋‹ค๊ณ ์š”, ์ด์žฅ๋‹˜์—๊ฒŒ ์ทจํ•œ ํƒœ๋„๋Š” ์ƒ๊ด€์—†์–ด์š” ์•„๋ฒ ๋“œ, ์ซ“์•„๊ฐ€์ง€ ๋งˆ... ๋„ˆ๋„ ๋‚˜ํ•œํ…Œ ๋ชป๋˜๊ฒŒ ๊ตด๋ผ๊ณ  ๋ณด๋ƒˆ๋‹ˆ? - ์•„๋‡จ - ์ž˜๋๋„ค
Because I can't cry anymore unless someone brings me a Pedialyte. Here. Here. Pretty comforting, huh? We could have put it outside the Art Department. Or Biology. Or Woodworking, if we removed one of the fingers. You don't belong up here. It's not right.
๋‚˜๋„ ๋ˆ„๊ฐ€ ๋ฌผ์ด๋ผ๋„ ์•ˆ ์ฃผ๋ฉด ๋”๋Š” ๋ชป ์šธ๊ฒ ๊ฑฐ๋“  ์—ฌ๊ธฐ ์•‰์•„ ์—ฌ๊ธฐ ๊ฝค ํŽธํ•˜์ง€? ๋ฏธ์ˆ ๋ถ€ ๋ฐ–์— ๋†”๋‘ฌ๋„ ๋์„ ํ…๋ฐ ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ฉด ์ƒ๋ฌผํ•™๋ถ€, ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ฉด ์†๊ฐ€๋ฝ์„ ํ•˜๋‚˜ ์ž˜๋ผ์„œ ๋ชฉ๊ณต๋ถ€์— ๋†“๊ฑฐ๋‚˜ ์—ฌ๊ธฐ ์žˆ์œผ๋ฉด ์•ˆ ๋ผ์š” ์˜ณ์ง€ ์•Š์•„์š”
You get it, don't you, Abed? You know what's important about the hand. No. I know what's important about story. We're overdue for a disaster. Great.
๋„Œ ์ดํ•ดํ•˜์ง€, ์•„๋ฒ ๋“œ? ์†์ด ์™œ ์ค‘์š”ํ•œ์ง€ ์•„๋Š”๊ตฌ๋‚˜ ์•„๋‡จ, ์Šคํ† ๋ฆฌ์— ๋ญ๊ฐ€ ์ค‘์š”ํ•œ์ง€ ์•Œ์ฃ  ์žฌ์•™์ด ์ƒ๊ธธ ๋•Œ๊ฐ€ ๋์–ด์š” ๋ฉ‹์ง€๋„ค
Figures. The one person on my side is the one playing people chess. -Don't move. Don't move. -What the hell are we supposed to do? -Flashback with me. -What?
๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ๊ทธ๋ ‡์ง€, ์œ ์ผํ•œ ๋‚ด ํŽธ์ด ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์œผ๋กœ ์ฒด์Šค๋ฅผ ๋‘๋Š” ์• ๋ผ๋‹ˆ - ์›€์ง์ด์ง€ ๋งˆ์š” - ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ์–ด๋–กํ•˜๋ผ๊ณ ? - ๋‚˜๋ž‘ ๊ฐ™์ด ํšŒ์ƒํ•ด์š” - ๋ญ?
Trust me. I set a flashback three weeks earlier. It's how this begins. Close your eyes and concentrate. That solves the matter of the giant hand. If there's no other business-- When we tie the hand to the roof, we'd like you to use extra-thick straps.
๋‚  ๋ฏฟ์–ด์š”, 3์ฃผ ์ „์— ํšŒ์ƒ ์žฅ๋ฉด์„ ์„ค์ •ํ–ˆ์–ด์š”, ๊ฑฐ๊ธฐ์„œ ์‹œ์ž‘๋ผ์š” ๋ˆˆ ๊ฐ๊ณ  ์ง‘์ค‘ํ•ด์š” ๊ฑฐ๋Œ€ํ•œ ์† ๋ฌธ์ œ๋Š” ํ•ด๊ฒฐ๋์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ๋‹ค๋ฅธ ์•ˆ๊ฑด์ด ์—†์œผ๋ฉด... ์†์„ ์ฐจ ์ง€๋ถ•์— ๋ฌถ์„ ๋•Œ ํŠน๋ณ„ํžˆ ๊ตต์€ ์ค„์„ ์จ์ฃผ์„ธ์š”
-Extra-thick. -Extra-thick straps. -Reinforced. -All right. Meeting adjourned. Aah! There, that should do it. What should do it? -We ensured the straps were extra-thick. -No, it didn't happen!
- ํŠน๋ณ„ํžˆ ๊ตต์€ ๊ฑฐ - ํŠน๋ณ„ํžˆ ๊ตต์€ ์ค„! - ๋ณด๊ฐ•๋œ ๊ฑธ๋กœ - ์ข‹์•„์š”, ํšŒ์˜ ์ค‘์ง€ ํŠน๋ณ„ํžˆ ๊ตต์€ ์ค„ ํŠน๋ณ„ํžˆ ๊ตต์€ ์ค„ ์ด์ œ ๋์„ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ๋ญ๊ฐ€ ๋ผ? - ๊ตต์€ ์ค„๋กœ ๋ฌถ๋„๋ก ํ–ˆ์ž–์•„์š” - ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ์ผ ์—†์—ˆ์–ด
It didn't? What? Did something just fall off the roof? That's a really stupid question, Annie. Obviously something fell off the roof. The question is what?
์—†์—ˆ์–ด์š”? ๋ญ์ง€? ๋ฐฉ๊ธˆ ๋ญ๊ฐ€ ์ง€๋ถ•์—์„œ ๋–จ์–ด์กŒ๋‚˜์š”? ์ •๋ง ๋ฐ”๋ณด ๊ฐ™์€ ์งˆ๋ฌธ์ด๋‹ค, ์• ๋‹ˆ ๋‹น์—ฐํžˆ ๋ญ๊ฐ€ ๋–จ์–ด์กŒ์ง€ ๋ฌธ์ œ๋Š” ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ๋ฌด์—‡์ด๋ƒ์•ผ
Abed, where's the dean? Oh, damn. Come on. Okay, one, two, three. Carefully. Carefully. How do you lift a giant hand off a person haphazardly?
์•„๋ฒ ๋“œ, ์ด์žฅ์€ ์–ด๋”จ์–ด? ์  ์žฅ, ๋นจ๋ฆฌ ์™€์š” ์ข‹์•„, ํ•˜๋‚˜, ๋‘˜, ์…‹ ์กฐ์‹ฌํ•ด์š”, ์กฐ์‹ฌ! ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์„ ๋ฎ์นœ ๊ฑฐ๋Œ€ํ•œ ์†์„ ๋Œ€์ถฉ ์›€์ง์ด๊ฒ ์–ด์š”?
-You know what, Annie-- -No! -Dean, hang on. -Dean, we're so sorry. We love you. Hey, that's my house. We are not sorry. We hate you! -Are we gonna freeze to death? -I call the hand.
- ๋„ˆ ๋ง์ด์•ผ, ์• ๋‹ˆ - ์•ˆ ๋ผ! - ์ด์žฅ๋‹˜, ๊ธฐ๋‹ค๋ ค์š” - ์ด์žฅ๋‹˜, ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด์š”, ์‚ฌ๋ž‘ํ•ด์š” ๊ทธ๊ฑด ๋‚ด ์ง‘์ด์•ผ! ์•ˆ ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด์š”! ์ด์žฅ๋‹˜ ๋ฏธ์›Œ์š”! - ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์–ผ์–ด ์ฃฝ๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š”? - ์†์€ ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์ฐœ!
The fiberglass will preserve body heat. What's wrong with me that that's hot? Dean, these temperatures are lowering our immune systems in a world that's swarming with weird people's unvaccinated toddlers.
์œ ๋ฆฌ ์„ฌ์œ ๊ฐ€ ์ฒด์˜จ์„ ์œ ์ง€ํ•ด์ค„ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ์ €๊ฒŒ ์„น์‹œํ•ด ๋ณด์ด๋Š” ๋‚œ ๋ญ๊ฐ€ ๋ฌธ์ œ์ง€? ์ด์žฅ๋‹˜, ์˜จ๋„๊ฐ€ ๋‚ฎ์•„์„œ ๋ฉด์—ญ๋ ฅ์ด ๋‚ฎ์•„์ง€๊ณ  ์žˆ์–ด์š” ์ด์ƒํ•œ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค์˜ ์˜ˆ๋ฐฉ ์ ‘์ข… ์•ˆ ํ•œ ์•„๊ธฐ๋“ค์ด ๊ฐ€๋“ํ•œ ์„ธ์ƒ์—์„œ์š”
Deal with it. I'll go to the other side to see if he's locked that door too. It probably undercuts my goals to announce them out loud. But I'm a verbal thinker. I'm not even sure I have an idea until I say it.
์•Œ์•„์„œ ํ•ด์š” ๋ฐ˜๋Œ€์ชฝ์œผ๋กœ ๊ฐ€์„œ ๊ทธ ๋ฌธ๋„ ์ž ๊ฐ”๋Š”์ง€ ๋ณผ๊ฒŒ์š” ๋ชฉ์ ์„ ํฌ๊ฒŒ ๋งํ•˜๋ฉด ๋„์›€์ด ์•ˆ ๋˜๊ฒ ์ง€๋งŒ ๋‚œ ๋งํ•ด์•ผ ์ƒ๊ฐ์ด ์ž˜ ๋ผ์š” ๋งํ•˜๊ธฐ ์ „์—” ์ƒ๊ฐ์ด ์žˆ๋Š”์ง€๋„ ๋ชฐ๋ผ์š”
They should make hiking boots with a compass in the toe. Go. Dean? We're sorry and we love you? Nice uncontrollable question mark, Britta. You can't even fake it?
๋ฐœ๋์— ๋‚˜์นจ๋ฐ˜์ด ๋‹ฌ๋ฆฐ ๋“ฑ์‚ฐํ™”๊ฐ€ ๋‚˜์˜ค๋ฉด ์ข‹๊ฒ ๋„ค ๊ฐ€์š”! ์ด์žฅ๋‹˜? ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด์š”, ์‚ฌ๋ž‘ํ•ด์š”? ๋ฌผ์Œํ‘œ๊ฐ€ ๋‹ค ๋“ค๋ฆฌ๋„ค์š”, ๋ธŒ๋ฆฌํƒ€ ๊ฑฐ์ง“๋ง๋„ ๋ชป ํ•ด์š”?
Dean, we're sorry and we love you. Super realistic, Annie. You're a real sociopath. I saw all your true colors when the chips were down. Abed's the only human among you, and I think we all know how ironic that is.
์ด์žฅ๋‹˜, ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด์š” ์‚ฌ๋ž‘ํ•ด์š” ์•„์ฃผ ์‚ฌ์‹ค์ ์ด๋„ค, ์• ๋‹ˆ ๋„ค๊ฐ€ ์ง„์งœ ์†Œ์‹œ์˜คํŒจ์Šค์•ผ ๊ธ‰๋ฐ•ํ•œ ์ƒํ™ฉ์— ์ฒ˜ํ•˜๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ๋‹ค๋“ค ๋ณธ์ƒ‰์„ ๋ณด์ด๋”๋ผ ๋„ˆํฌ ์ค‘์— ์ธ๊ฐ„์€ ์•„๋ฒ ๋“œ๋ฟ์ด์•ผ ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ์–ผ๋งˆ๋‚˜ ์•„์ด๋Ÿฌ๋‹ˆ์ธ์ง€ ์•Œ์ง€?