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Because the population keeps growing and no one here ever graduates. Actually, our numbers are up because of improvements Frankie's made. Those improvements were only possible through your hard work, Annie.
์ธ๊ตฌ๋Š” ๋Š˜์–ด๋‚˜๋Š”๋ฐ ์ด ํ•™๊ต์—์„  ์•„๋ฌด๋„ ์กธ์—… ์•ˆ ํ•˜๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ๊ทธ๋ ‡์ฃ  ์‚ฌ์‹ค์€ ํ”„๋žญํ‚ค๊ฐ€ ํ•™๊ต๋ฅผ ๊ฐœ์„ ํ•ด์„œ ํ•™์ƒ์ด ๋Š˜์–ด๋‚œ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ์• ๋‹ˆ๊ฐ€ ์—ด์‹ฌํžˆ ์ผํ–ˆ๊ธฐ ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์— ๊ฐœ์„ ์ด ๊ฐ€๋Šฅํ–ˆ๋˜ ๊ฑฐ์ฃ 
Get a boardroom. Interesting. When were you gonna share the whole truth about this, not just the parts that suit you? Huh? Huh? Just because City College is scared doesn't mean they're not dangerous.
๋„ค๊ฒŒ ์œ ๋ฆฌํ•œ ๋ถ€๋ถ„๋งŒ ์–˜๊ธฐํ•˜๊ณ  ์ „์ฒด ๋‚ด์šฉ์€ ๊ณต๊ฐœํ•˜์ง€ ์•Š์„ ์…ˆ์ด์—ˆ์–ด? ์–ด๋•Œ? ์‹œํ‹ฐ ์นผ๋ฆฌ์ง€๊ฐ€ ๊ฒ์„ ๋จน์—ˆ๋‹ค๊ณ  ์œ„ํ—˜ํ•˜์ง€ ์•Š๋‹ค๋Š” ๊ฑด ์•„๋‹ˆ์—์š”
Is there anything in particular they could smear us with? Nothing in particular, just overlapping clouds of many thousands and thousands of things.
ํŠน๋ณ„ํžˆ ์šฐ๋ฆด ๋น„๋ฐฉํ•˜๋Š” ๋ฐ ์จ๋จน์„ ๋งŒํ•œ ๊ฒŒ ์žˆ๋‚˜์š”? ๋”ฑํžˆ ํŠน๋ณ„ํ•œ ๊ฑด ์—†์ง€๋งŒ ์ˆ˜์ฒœ ๊ฐ€์ง€์˜ ๋ฌธ์ œ๊ฐ€ ๊ฒน์ณ ์žˆ๊ธด ํ•˜์ฃ 
-Don't forget the Brenda factor. -There isn't a Brenda factor. He says she's doing better. Better than what? Her thyroid condition. Can you focus?
- ๋ธŒ๋ Œ๋‹ค ๋ฌธ์ œ๋„ ์žŠ์ง€ ๋งˆ - ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ๊ฑด ์—†์–ด์š” ๋‚˜์•„์กŒ๋‹ค์ž–์•„ ๋ญ๊ฐ€ ๋‚˜์•„์กŒ๋Š”๋ฐ? ๊ฐ‘์ƒ์„  ์งˆํ™˜์ด์š” ์ข€ ์ง‘์ค‘ํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์–ด์š”?
Can Brenda? Probably more so now. We need to see this ad before it airs. I'm getting a copy. I have friends in the City College AV Department. Ooh-la-la.
๋ธŒ๋ Œ๋‹ค๋Š” ํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๋‚˜? ์ง€๊ธˆ์€ ๋” ์ž˜ํ•˜๊ฒ ์ฃ  ๊ด‘๊ณ ๊ฐ€ ๋ฐฉ์†ก๋˜๊ธฐ ์ „์— ๋ด์•ผ ํ•ด์š” ๊ตฌํ•˜๋Š” ์ค‘์ด์—์š” ์‹œํ‹ฐ ์นผ๋ฆฌ์ง€์— ์นœ๊ตฌ๊ฐ€ ์žˆ๊ฑฐ๋“ ์š”
The brotherhood of AV exists beyond your factionalism. We serve only Video, the true queen, and her consort, Audio. Could you be bigger nerds? No, we've achieved our maximum potential.
AV ํ˜•์ œ๋‹จ์€ ํŒŒ๋ฒŒ์ฃผ์˜๋ฅผ ์ดˆ์›”ํ•œ ์กด์žฌ์˜ˆ์š” ์šฐ๋ฆฐ ์ง„์ •ํ•œ ์—ฌ์™•์ธ ๋น„๋””์˜ค์™€ ๊ทธ ๋ถ€๊ตฐ์ธ ์˜ค๋””์˜ค๋งŒ ์„ฌ๊ธฐ์ฃ  ์ €๋ณด๋‹ค ๋” ๊ดด์งœ์ผ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์„๊นŒ? ์šฐ๋ฆฐ ๋Œ€๋ถ€๋ถ„ ์ตœ๋Œ€์น˜์— ๋„๋‹ฌํ–ˆ์–ด์š”
Well, Annie's right. We do have a situation here. So we will make this our situation room. Yes. We need white boards, cork boards, laptops... Clocks with different times, a red phone, a big map with tiny Nazi tanks, and/or a Godzilla. The ad airs at 7 a.m.
์• ๋‹ˆ ๋ง์ด ๋งž์•„์š” ์ด๊ฑด ์œ„ํ—˜ํ•œ ์ƒํ™ฉ์ด์—์š” ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ์ด๊ณณ์„ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์ƒํ™ฉ์‹ค๋กœ ๋งŒ๋“ค์ฃ  ๋„ค, ํ™”์ดํŠธ๋ณด๋“œ, ์ฝ”๋ฅดํฌ ํŒ๊ณผ ๋…ธํŠธ๋ถ์ด ํ•„์š”ํ•ด์š” ์„ธ๊ณ„ ์‹œ๊ฐ„์„ ๋ณด์—ฌ์ฃผ๋Š” ์‹œ๊ณ„, ๋นจ๊ฐ„ ์ „ํ™” ๋‚˜์น˜ ํƒฑํฌ๊ฐ€ ์žˆ๋Š” ์ง€๋„์™€ ๊ณ ์งˆ๋ผ๋„ ๊ด‘๊ณ ๋Š” ์˜ค์ „ 7์‹œ์— ๋‚˜๊ฐ€์š”
That means we have four hours and 13 minutes to figure out what they're throwing at us and how to respond. You know, it's the darndest thing. I think Britta somehow crapped in my pants too.
4์‹œ๊ฐ„ 13๋ถ„ ์•ˆ์— ์ €์ชฝ์˜ ์˜๋„์™€ ๋Œ€์‘ ๋ฐฉ๋ฒ•์„ ์•Œ์•„๋‚ด์•ผ ํ•ด์š” ์ฐธ ์ด์ƒํ•˜๋„ค, ๋ธŒ๋ฆฌํƒ€๊ฐ€ ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ํ•ด์„ ์ง€ ๋‚ด ๋ฐ”์ง€์—๋„ ์‹ค๋ก€๋ฅผ ํ•œ ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์•„
-Heh. I'd better head home. -You can't just leave a situation room. It's only a situation room because she called it that. I mean, I could declare it a cookie room.
- ์ง‘์— ๊ฐ€์•ผ๊ฒ ๋„ค - ์ƒํ™ฉ์‹ค์„ ๋‚˜๊ฐ€์„  ์•ˆ ๋ผ์š” ํ”„๋žญํ‚ค๊ฐ€ ์ƒํ™ฉ์‹ค์ด๋ผ๊ณ  ๋ถ€๋ฅด๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ๋œ ๊ฑฐ์ง€ ๋‚˜๋„ ์—ฌ๊ธฐ๋ฅผ ์ฟ ํ‚ค์‹ค์ด๋ผ๊ณ  ๋ถ€๋ฅผ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์–ด
There are no cookies. There is a situation. You guys, where's the Greendale spirit? Where's the pride? -I'm fine. -Found it. She was wandering around campus without pants.
์ฟ ํ‚ค๋Š” ์—†์–ด์š” ์ƒํ™ฉ์€ ์‹ค์ œ๋กœ ๋ฐœ์ƒํ–ˆ๊ณ ์š” ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„, ๊ทธ๋ฆฐ๋ฐ์ผ ์ •์‹ ์€ ์–ด๋”” ์žˆ์ฃ ? ๊ธ์ง€๋Š”์š”? - ๋‚œ ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์•„ - ๋ฐฉ๊ธˆ ์ฐพ์•˜๋„ค ๋ฐ”์ง€๋ฅผ ์•ˆ ์ž…์€ ์ฑ„ ์บ ํผ์Šค๋ฅผ ๋ฐฉํ™ฉํ•˜๊ณ  ์žˆ๋”๊ตฐ์š”
-What's going on here? -Situation room. -What's the situation? -Brenda's thyroid. Sorry to hear that. Keep the pants. I'm going back to bed. -I'm going with him. -I'm gonna watch.
- ๋ฌด์Šจ ์ผ์ด์ฃ ? - ์—ฌ๊ธด ์ƒํ™ฉ์‹ค์ด์—์š” - ๋ฌด์Šจ ์ƒํ™ฉ์ธ๋ฐ์š”? - ๋ธŒ๋ Œ๋‹ค์˜ ๊ฐ‘์ƒ์„  ๋ฌธ์ œ์š” ์œ ๊ฐ์ด๋„ค์š”, ๋ฐ”์ง€๋Š” ๊ฐ€์ ธ์š” ๋‚œ ๋‹ค์‹œ ๊ฐ€์„œ ์ž๊ฒ ์†Œ - ๋‚˜๋„ ๊ฐ™์ด ๊ฐˆ๋ž˜์š” - ๋‚œ ๊ตฌ๊ฒฝํ• ๋ž˜์š”
Got it. Downloading it now. You work hard to earn your degree. And your school should work hard to make that degree valuable. So why is Greendale Community College giving degrees to dogs?
๋์–ด์š”, ์ง€๊ธˆ ๋ฐ›์•˜์–ด์š” ๋‹น์‹ ์˜ ๋…ธ๋ ฅ์œผ๋กœ ์–ป์€ ํ•™์œ„๋ฅผ... ๊ฐ€์น˜ ์žˆ๊ฒŒ ํ•˜๊ธฐ ์œ„ํ•ด ๋‹น์‹ ์˜ ํ•™๊ต๋„ ๋…ธ๋ ฅํ•ด์•ผ๋งŒ ํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ์™œ ๊ทธ๋ฆฐ๋ฐ์ผ ์ปค๋ฎค๋‹ˆํ‹ฐ ์นผ๋ฆฌ์ง€๋Š” ๊ฐœ์—๊ฒŒ ํ•™์œ„๋ฅผ ์ค„๊นŒ์š”?
In 2001, a Staffordshire terrier named Ruffles took up residence on Greendale's campus. By 2008, Ruffles had earned a bachelor's degree. Not a two-year degree, a four-year degree.
2001๋…„์— '๋Ÿฌํ”Œ์Šค'๋ผ๋Š” ์Šคํƒœํผ๋“œ์…” ํ…Œ๋ฆฌ์–ด๊ฐ€ ๊ทธ๋ฆฐ๋ฐ์ผ ์บ ํผ์Šค์— ์‚ด๊ฒŒ ๋์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค 2008๋…„์— ๋Ÿฌํ”Œ์Šค๋Š” ๋ฐ•์‚ฌ ํ•™์œ„๋ฅผ ๋ฐ›์€ ์ƒํƒœ์˜€์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค 2๋…„์ œ ํ•™์œ„๊ฐ€ ์•„๋‹Œ 4๋…„์ œ ํ•™์œ„์˜€์ฃ 
Where will you get your degree? If the answer is Greendale, prepare to get boned. Paid for by City College. License 264392. Did we give a degree to a dog?
๋‹น์‹ ์€ ์–ด๋””์„œ ํ•™์œ„๋ฅผ ๋ฐ›์„ ๊ฑด๊ฐ€์š”? ๋Œ€๋‹ต์ด '๊ทธ๋ฆฐ๋ฐ์ผ'์ด๋ผ๋ฉด ๊ฐœ๋งŒ๋„ ๋ชปํ•œ ์ทจ๊ธ‰์„ ๋ฐ›์„ ๊ฒ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ๊ด‘๊ณ  ์ œ๊ณต, ์‹œํ‹ฐ ์นผ๋ฆฌ์ง€ ์ธ๊ฐ€๋ฒˆํ˜ธ 264392 ์ •๋ง ๊ฐœํ•œํ…Œ ํ•™์œ„๋ฅผ ์คฌ์–ด์š”?
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Ugh. Okay. It's okay. It's all right. So this is Greendale, not City College? I'm gonna get more pants. They've been calling me in to do more stuff. It's exciting.
๋ง™์†Œ์‚ฌ, ์„ธ์ƒ์— ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์•„์š”, ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์•„์š” ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ์—ฌ๊ธฐ๊ฐ€ ์‹œํ‹ฐ ์นผ๋ฆฌ์ง€๊ฐ€ ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ผ ๊ทธ๋ฆฐ๋ฐ์ผ์ด๋ผ๊ณ ์š”? ๋ฐ”์ง€ ๋” ๊ฐ€์ ธ์™€์•ผ๊ฒ ๋„ค์š” ์š”์ฆ˜ ๋‚  ์ž์ฃผ ๋ถˆ๋Ÿฌ์„œ ์ผ์„ ์‹œํ‚ค๋”๋ผ, ์‹ ๋‚œ๋‹ค
We'll be lucky if we get in three words-- The first step is to pool our facts. The most important one being: Dean Pelton, did Greendale Community College give a degree to a dog?
๋Œ€์‚ฌ ์„ธ ๋งˆ๋””๋งŒ ํ•ด๋„ ์šด ์ข‹... 1๋‹จ๊ณ„๋Š” ์‚ฌ์‹ค ์ˆ˜์ง‘์ด์—์š” ์ œ์ผ ์ค‘์š”ํ•œ ๊ฑด ์ด๊ฑฐ์ฃ  ํŽ ํŠผ ์ด์žฅ๋‹˜ ๊ทธ๋ฆฐ๋ฐ์ผ ์ปค๋ฎค๋‹ˆํ‹ฐ ์นผ๋ฆฌ์ง€๊ฐ€ ๊ฐœ์—๊ฒŒ ํ•™์œ„๋ฅผ ์ˆ˜์—ฌํ•œ ์ ์ด ์žˆ๋‚˜์š”?
Oh. I seem to recall... No. No way. There's absolutely no way. -Not that dog. -"That dog"? You remember the dog. Was it enrolled in classes? Mm... How are these hard questions?
๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๊ธฐ์–ตํ•˜๊ธฐ๋กœ๋Š”... ์•„๋‡จ, ์•„๋‹ˆ์—์š” ๊ทธ๋Ÿด ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ์—†์–ด์š” - ์ € ๊ฐœ๋Š” ์•„๋‹ˆ์—์š” - "์ € ๊ฐœ"? ๊ฐœ๋ฅผ ๊ธฐ์–ตํ•˜์‹œ๋„ค์š” ๊ฐœ๊ฐ€ ์ˆ˜์—…์— ๋“ฑ๋กํ–ˆ์—ˆ๋‚˜์š”? ๊ทธ ์งˆ๋ฌธ์ด ๋ญ๊ฐ€ ์–ด๋ ค์›Œ์š”?
Why are these the questions you're asking? You don't wanna know if a dog got a degree here? It's not important. What I wanna know is, did a dog get a degree here in any way that can be proven?
์™œ ๋ฌป๋Š” ์งˆ๋ฌธ๋“ค์ด ๋‹ค ๊ทธ๋ž˜? ์—ฌ๊ธฐ์„œ ๊ฐœ๊ฐ€ ํ•™์œ„๋ฅผ ๋ฐ›์•˜๋Š”์ง€ ์•Œ๊ณ  ์‹ถ์ง€ ์•Š์•„์š”? ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์•Œ๊ณ  ์‹ถ์€ ๊ฑด ๊ฐœ๊ฐ€ ํ•™์œ„๋ฅผ ๋ฐ›์€ ๊ฑธ ์ฆ๋ช…ํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๋А๋ƒ์ฃ 
-Oh, I like that, Jeffrey. -I don't like that. I like the truth. Play lawyer on your own time. This is my own time. You wanted me invested? Well, this dump cuts my paychecks, and I've got three hours to defend it. So how many seconds of that should I waste on truth?
- ๊ทธ๊ฑฐ ๋งˆ์Œ์— ๋“œ๋„ค์š”, ์ œํ”„๋ฆฌ - ๋‚œ ์‹ซ์–ด์š” ๋‚œ ์ง„์‹ค์ด ์ข‹์•„์š” ๋ณ€ํ˜ธ์‚ฌ ๋†€์ด๋Š” ๋‹น์‹  ์‹œ๊ฐ„์—๋‚˜ ํ•ด์š” ์ง€๊ธˆ์ด ๋‚ด ์‹œ๊ฐ„์ด์•ผ ๋‚˜๋„ ์ฐธ์—ฌํ•˜๋ผ๊ณ ? ์ด ๊ฑฐ์ง€ ๊ฐ™์€ ๊ณณ์ด ๋‚ด ์›”๊ธ‰์„ ์ฃผ๋Š”๋ฐ 3์‹œ๊ฐ„ ์•ˆ์— ์ด๊ณณ์„ ๋ณ€ํ˜ธํ•ด์•ผ ํ•ด ๊ทธ์ค‘ ๋ช‡ ์ดˆ๋ฅผ ์ง„์‹ค์— ๋‚ญ๋น„ํ•ด์•ผ ํ• ๊นŒ?
Which is an artificial construct that rarely holds up in court, and has never changed the outcome of a fight. -Sorry you have to see him like this. -He's right.
์ง„์‹ค์€ ์ธ์œ„์ ์œผ๋กœ ๊ตฌ์„ฑ๋๊ณ  ๋ฒ•์ •์—์„  ๋ณ„ ํšจ๋ ฅ๋„ ์—†์–ด ์‹ธ์›€์˜ ๊ฒฐ๊ณผ๋ฅผ ๋ฐ”๊พผ ์ ๋„ ์—†๊ณ  - ์ด๋Ÿฐ ๋ชจ์Šต ๋ณด๊ฒŒ ํ•ด์„œ ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด์š” - ์ œํ”„ ๋ง์ด ๋งž์•„์š”
We can have the station pull the ad. But that is precisely why the truth does matter. The Brenda Paradox. I found the dog. I also found a lot of Social Security numbers. This Internet has gone too far. Yeah.
ํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ๋ฐ”๋กœ ๊ทธ๋ž˜์„œ ์ง„์‹ค์ด ์ค‘์š”ํ•œ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ๋ธŒ๋ Œ๋‹ค์˜ ์—ญ์„ค์ด๊ตฐ์š” ๊ฐœ๋ฅผ ์ฐพ์•˜์†Œ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค ์‚ฌํšŒ๋ณด์žฅ๋ฒˆํ˜ธ๋„ ์ฐพ์•˜์ฃ  ์ธํ„ฐ๋„ท์ด ๋งŽ์ด ๋ฐœ์ „ํ–ˆ๋„ค์š”
-She's registered as a border terrier. -They said Staffordshire. Isn't that something? We've known this animal 30 seconds and she's already unreliable.
์—ฌ๊ธด ๋ณด๋” ํ…Œ๋ฆฌ์–ด๋กœ ๋“ฑ๋ก๋ผ ์žˆ๋Š”๋ฐ์š” - ์Šคํƒœํผ๋“œ์…”๋ผ๋˜๋ฐ - ๋†€๋ž์ฃ ? ์ด ๋™๋ฌผ์„ ์•ˆ ์ง€ 30์ดˆ ๋๋Š”๋ฐ ์ด๋ฏธ ๋ฏฟ์„ ์ˆ˜๊ฐ€ ์—†์–ด์š”
Our strategy is to go after the dog? Our strategy is denial, which includes discrediting the source. Abed, can you make an attack ad? Jeff wants me to make an attack ad. So why is he a pedophile?
๊ฐœ๋ฅผ ๊ณต๊ฒฉํ•˜์ž๋Š” ๊ฒŒ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์ „๋žต์ด์—์š”? ๋ถ€์ •ํ•˜์ž๋Š” ์ „๋žต์ด์ฃ , ์ถœ์ฒ˜์˜ ์‹ ์ž„์„ ๋–จ์–ด๋œจ๋ฆฌ๋Š” ๊ฒƒ๋„ ํฌํ•จ๋ผ์š” ๋„ˆ๋„ ์ €๋Ÿฐ ๊ด‘๊ณ  ๋งŒ๋“ค ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์–ด? ์ œํ”„๊ฐ€ ๊ณต๊ฒฉ์„ฑ ๊ด‘๊ณ ๋ฅผ ๋งŒ๋“ค๋ž˜์š” ์™œ ์†Œ์•„์„ฑ์• ์ž์ธ ๊ฑฐ์ฃ ?
-Just demonstrating the formula. -Refine your technique as you go. I wanna know everything about this Ruffles. She thinks she went to this school, fine, but maybe she thinks cat turds are delicious.
- ๊ณต์‹์„ ๋ณด์—ฌ์ฃผ๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” - ๊ธฐ๋ฒ•์€ ์ฐจ์ฐจ ๊ฐœ์„ ํ•˜๋ฉด ๋ผ ๋Ÿฌํ”Œ์Šค๋ž€ ๊ฐœ์— ๋Œ€ํ•œ ๋ชจ๋“  ๊ฑธ ์•Œ์•„์•ผ๊ฒ ์–ด์š” ์ž๊ธฐ๊ฐ€ ์ด ํ•™๊ต์— ๋‹ค๋…”๋‹ค๊ณ  ์ƒ๊ฐํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑด ์ข‹์€๋ฐ ๊ณ ์–‘์ด ์‘๊ฐ€๋„ ๋ง›์žˆ๋‹ค๊ณ  ์ƒ๊ฐํ• ์ง€๋„ ๋ชจ๋ฅด์ฃ 
And maybe she barks just a little bit more at black mailmen. And she's spayed now, but how many puppies are out there? You do this, we're no better than City College.
์–ด์ฉŒ๋ฉด ํ‘์ธ ์šฐํŽธ ๋ฐฐ๋‹ฌ๋ถ€์—๊ฒŒ๋งŒ ์ข€ ๋” ์ง–์„์ง€๋„ ๋ชจ๋ฅด๊ณ ์š” ์ง€๊ธˆ์€ ์ค‘์„ฑํ™”๋ฅผ ํ–ˆ๋‹ค์ง€๋งŒ ๊ฐ•์•„์ง€๋ฅผ ๋ช‡ ๋งˆ๋ฆฌ๋‚˜ ๋‚ณ์•˜์„๊นŒ์š”? ์ด๋Ÿฌ๋ฉด ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋„ ์‹œํ‹ฐ ์นผ๋ฆฌ์ง€๋ณด๋‹ค ๋‚˜์€ ๊ฒŒ ์—†์–ด์š”
We've never been better than City College. We gave a degree to a dog. Allegedly. This conversation is privileged. I could do a Banksy-style stencil of a dog and spray-paint it all over the school. That sounds great. She's wearing my pants. You guys go find that truth you love so much. If it's the kind we can use, bring...
์šฐ๋ฆฐ ์‹œํ‹ฐ ์นผ๋ฆฌ์ง€๋ณด๋‹ค ๋‚˜์•˜๋˜ ์  ์—†์–ด ๊ฐœํ•œํ…Œ ํ•™์œ„๋ฅผ ์คฌ์ž–์•„ ์ „ํ•ด์ง„ ๋ฐ”์— ์˜ํ•˜๋ฉด! ์ด ๋Œ€ํ™” ๋‚ด์šฉ์€ ๋น„๋ฐ€์ด์•ผ ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋ฑ…ํฌ์‹œ ์Šคํƒ€์ผ๋กœ ๊ฐœ ๋‚™์„œ๋ฅผ ํ•™๊ต ๊ณณ๊ณณ์— ํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ๊ทธ๊ฒƒ๋„ ๋ฉ‹์ง€์ง€๋งŒ ๋จผ์ € ๊ฐ€์„œ ์ปคํ”ผ๋ฅผ ์ž”๋œฉ ์‚ฌ์„œ ๋‚ด ๋ฐ”์ง€๋ฅผ ์ž…์—ˆ์ž–์†Œ ๋‘ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์€ ๊ฐ€์„œ ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ์ข‹์•„ํ•˜๋Š” ์ง„์‹ค์„ ์ฐพ์•„๋ด ์จ๋จน์„ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๋Š” ์‚ฌ์‹ค์ด๋ฉด ๊ฐ€์ ธ์˜ค๊ณ 
If not, you know, stuff gets lost. No. No. Bad. We are better than City College. We always have been. Which is why I know that we did not give a degree to a dog.
์•„๋‹ˆ๋ฉด... ์•Œ์ž–์•„ ๊ธฐ๋ก์€ ๋ถ„์‹ค๋˜๊ณ  ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ์ง€ ์•ˆ ๋ผ! ์•ˆ ๋ผ, ๋‚˜๋น ์š”! ์šฐ๋ฆฐ ์‹œํ‹ฐ ์นผ๋ฆฌ์ง€๋ณด๋‹ค ๋‚˜์•„์š” ํ•ญ์ƒ ๊ทธ๋žฌ์–ด์š” ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ๋‚œ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ๊ฐœ์—๊ฒŒ ํ•™์œ„๋ฅผ ์ฃผ์ง€ ์•Š์•˜๋‹ค๋Š” ๊ฑธ ์•Œ์•„์š”
I say we fight fire with fire. City College tries to embarrass us, -we should embarrass them, right? -Right. I say I go to City College with a camera, shoot a really gross porno movie on their campus and put it online. -Fine. -Cool.
๋ถˆ์—๋Š” ๋งž๋ถˆ๋กœ ์‹ธ์›Œ์•ผ์ง€ ์‹œํ‹ฐ ์นผ๋ฆฌ์ง€๊ฐ€ ์šฐ๋ฆด ๋ง์‹  ์ฃผ๋ ค ํ•˜๋ฉด - ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋„ ์ €์ชฝ์„ ๋ง์‹  ์ค˜์•ผ์ง€? - ๊ทธ๋ ‡์ง€ ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์นด๋ฉ”๋ผ๋ฅผ ๊ฐ–๊ณ  ์‹œํ‹ฐ ์นผ๋ฆฌ์ง€์— ๊ฐ€์„œ ๊ทธ ์บ ํผ์Šค์—์„œ ์•„์ฃผ ์—ญ๊ฒจ์šด ์•ผ๋™์„ ์ฐ์–ด์„œ ์ธํ„ฐ๋„ท์— ์˜ฌ๋ฆด๊ฒŒ - ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋“ ์ง€ - ์ข‹์•„
Wait, what? Honestly, I couldn't care less if they gave a dog a degree. Me neither. Ha-ha-ha. In fact, I kind of hope they did. -Why is that? -I don't know.
์ž ๊น, ๋ญ๋ผ๊ณ ? ์†”์งํžˆ ๊ฐœํ•œํ…Œ ํ•™์œ„๋ฅผ ์คฌ๋‹ค๊ณ  ํ•ด๋„ ๋‚œ ์ƒ๊ด€ ์•ˆ ํ•ด์š” ๋‚˜๋„ ๊ทธ๋ ‡์†Œ ์‚ฌ์‹ค์€ ์ •๋ง ์ค€ ๊ฑฐ๋ผ๋ฉด ์ข‹๊ฒ ์–ด์š” - ์™œ์ฃ ? - ๋ชจ๋ฅด๊ฒ ์–ด์š”
They all treat me like I'm a joke. But if a dog got a degree, that means we're all a joke. Mm. Ha-ha-ha. Whoa. Natalie is Freezing? -You know them? -Yeah, I know them.
๋‹ค๋“ค ๋‚  ์›ƒ๊ธฐ๋Š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ ์ทจ๊ธ‰ํ•˜๋Š”๋ฐ ๊ฐœ๊ฐ€ ํ•™์œ„๋ฅผ ๋ฐ›์•˜๋‹ค๋ฉด ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ๋ชจ๋‘ ์›ƒ๊ธฐ๋Š” ๊ฒƒ๋“ค์ด๋ž€ ๋œป์ด์ž–์•„์š” '๋‚˜ํƒˆ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ์–ผ๊ณ  ์žˆ๋‹ค'? - ๊ทธ ๋ฐด๋“œ ์•Œ์•„์š”? - ๋„ค, ์•Œ์ฃ 
But how do you? You're-- -Black? -No. Old. Oh. Sorry, I just meant that-- When I was into them, I was like 15. And I was 40. I never really listened to music when I was growing up. I was in my own world. But one day at work, I heard this sound, it was "Pillar of Garbage."
๋‹น์‹ ์€ ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ์•Œ์ฃ ? ๋‹น์‹ ์€... - ํ‘์ธ์ธ๋ฐ? - ์•„๋‡จ, ๋Š™์—ˆ์ฃ  ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด์š”, ๋‚ด ๋ง์€... ๋‚œ ์ด ๋ฐด๋“œ ์ข‹์•„ํ–ˆ์„ ๋•Œ 15์‚ด์ด์—ˆ์–ด์š” ๋‚œ 40๋Œ€์˜€์ฃ , ๋‚œ ์–ด๋ฆฐ ์‹œ์ ˆ์—๋Š” ์Œ์•…์„ ๋ณ„๋กœ ์•ˆ ๋“ค์—ˆ์†Œ ๋‚˜ ํ˜ผ์ž๋งŒ์˜ ์„ธ๊ณ„์— ์‚ด์•˜๊ฑฐ๋“  ํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ์–ด๋А ๋‚  ์ง์žฅ์—์„œ ์–ด๋–ค ์†Œ๋ฆฌ๋ฅผ ๋“ค์—ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ "์“ฐ๋ ˆ๊ธฐ ๊ธฐ๋‘ฅ"์ด์—ˆ์ฃ 
Oh, that is their best song. Best song. -I got it right here. -Would you play it? Yeah. You know what? Those guys are gonna need coffee if they're gonna keep that dog from having a degree.
๊ทธ ๋ฐด๋“œ ์ตœ๊ณ ์˜ ๊ณก์ด์ฃ  ์ตœ๊ณ ์˜ˆ์š” - ๊ทธ๊ฒƒ๋„ ์—ฌ๊ธฐ ์žˆ์–ด์š” - ํ‹€์–ด์ฃผ์‹ค๋ž˜์š”? ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ์ฃ  ๊ทธ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค์ด ๊ฐœ๊ฐ€ ํ•™์œ„๋ฅผ ๊ฐ–์ง€ ๋ชปํ•˜๊ฒŒ ๋ง‰์œผ๋ ค๋ฉด ์ปคํ”ผ๊ฐ€ ํ•„์š”ํ•  ๊ฑฐ์š”
There are things at stake here. I get that now. Mm. I found the smell. Someone filed a taco. Wha--? "Things That Will Otherwise Get Filed Straight To My Thighs." Hmm.
์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์„ฑํŒจ๊ฐ€ ๋‹ฌ๋ ค ์žˆ๋‹ค๊ณ ์š” ์ด์   ์ดํ•ด๊ฐ€ ๋˜๋„ค์š” ๋ƒ„์ƒˆ๋ฅผ ์ฐพ์•„๋ƒˆ์–ด์š” ๋ˆ„๊ฐ€ ํƒ€์ฝ”๋ฅผ ์ฒ ํ•ด๋†“์•˜๋„ค์š” ๋„ค? "์—ฌ๊ธฐ ์•ˆ ๋„ฃ์œผ๋ฉด ๊ณง์žฅ ๋‚ด ํ—ˆ๋ฒ…์ง€ ์‚ด๋กœ ๊ฐˆ ๊ฒƒ๋“ค"
So I know you agree with me that we need to find the truth, but do you agree that the truth won't be horrible? I'm not psychic, Annie. That's an illusion caused by extreme preparedness.
์ง„์‹ค์„ ์ฐพ์•„์•ผ ํ•œ๋‹ค๋Š” ๋ฐ๋Š” ํ”„๋žญํ‚ค๋„ ๋™์˜ํ•œ๋‹ค๋Š” ๊ฑฐ ์•Œ์ง€๋งŒ ๊ทธ ์ง„์‹ค์ด ๋”์ฐํ•˜์ง€ ์•Š์„ ๊ฑฐ๋ผ๊ณ  ์ƒ๊ฐํ•ด์š”? ๋‚œ ์ ์Ÿ์ด๊ฐ€ ์•„๋‹ˆ์—์š”, ์• ๋‹ˆ ๊ทน๋‹จ์ ์œผ๋กœ ์ค€๋น„๋ฅผ ์ž˜ํ•ด์„œ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ์˜คํ•ด๋ฅผ ๋ฐ›๊ธด ํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ์š”
But what do you hope is true? Oh, God, no, I never hope. Hope is pouting in advance. Hope is faith's richer, bitchier sister. Hope is the deformed, attic-bound, incest monster offspring of entitlement and fear.
ํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ํฌ๋งํ•˜๋Š” ์ง„์‹ค์€ ๋ญ”๋ฐ์š”? ๋ง™์†Œ์‚ฌ, ๋‚œ ํฌ๋ง์€ ์•ˆ ํ•ด์š” ํฌ๋ง์€ ๋ฏธ๋ฆฌ ์‚์น˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์ฃ  ํฌ๋ง์€ ๋ฏฟ์Œ์˜ ๋ˆ ๋งŽ๊ณ  ๋ชป๋œ ์–ธ๋‹ˆ์˜ˆ์š” ํฌ๋ง์€ ํŠน๊ถŒ์˜์‹๊ณผ ๋‘๋ ค์›€์˜ ๊ทผ์นœ์œผ๋กœ ํƒœ์–ด๋‚œ ๋‹ค๋ฝ๋ฐฉ์— ์ˆจ๊ฒจ๋‘” ๊ธฐํ˜•์•„์ฃ 
My life results tripled when I gave up hope and every game on my phone that had to do with farming. What's true will be true, Annie. Our job is to deal with that truth.
๋‚œ ํฌ๋ง๊ณผ ๋†์žฅ ๊ด€๋ จ ๊ฒŒ์ž„์„ ๋ชจ๋‘ ํฌ๊ธฐํ•œ ํ•ด์— ์„ธ ๋ฐฐ์˜ ์„ฑ๊ณผ๋ฅผ ์˜ฌ๋ ธ์–ด์š” ์ง„์‹ค์€ ์ง„์‹ค์ผ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š”, ์• ๋‹ˆ ๊ทธ ์ง„์‹ค์„ ๋Œ€ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฒŒ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์ผ์ด์ฃ 
You sound a little like Jeff. Jeff said I sound like Abed. I wonder if Britta thinks I sound like Chang. I assume Chang thinks I sound like distant explosions and crying babies.
์•ฝ๊ฐ„ ์ œํ”„์ฒ˜๋Ÿผ ๋งํ•˜๋„ค์š” ์ œํ”„๋Š” ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์•„๋ฒ ๋“œ์ฒ˜๋Ÿผ ๋งํ•œ๋‹ค๋˜๋ฐ ๋ธŒ๋ฆฌํƒ€๋Š” ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์ฐฝ์ฒ˜๋Ÿผ ๋งํ•œ๋‹ค๊ณ  ์ƒ๊ฐํ• ๊นŒ์š”? ์ฐฝ์€ ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ํญ๋ฐœ์Œ๊ณผ ์•„๊ธฐ ์šธ์Œ ์†Œ๋ฆฌ์ฒ˜๋Ÿผ ๋งํ•œ๋‹ค๊ณ  ์ƒ๊ฐํ•˜๊ฒ ์ฃ 
You know he's unstable, right? Yep. Oh. A transcript for Ruffles. -You think that's our guy? -I do. Oh, my God. So many classes. See what hope does?
๊ทธ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ ์ •์„œ ๋ถˆ์•ˆ์ธ ๊ฑฐ ์•Œ์ฃ ? ๋„ค ๋Ÿฌํ”Œ์Šค์˜ ์„ฑ์  ์ฆ๋ช…์„œ๋„ค์š” - ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ์ฐพ๋˜ ๊ฐœ์ธ ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์•„์š”? - ๋„ค ์„ธ์ƒ์— ์—„์ฒญ ๋งŽ์ด ์ˆ˜๊ฐ•ํ–ˆ๋„ค์š” ํฌ๋งํ•˜๋ฉด ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ๋˜๋Š”์ง€ ๋ดค์ฃ ?
Screw you, Frankie. I'm sorry, Annie, but I don't think you're seeing this for what it is. It's a transcript for a dog. A really, really long one.
์ง‘์–ด์น˜์›Œ์š”, ํ”„๋žญํ‚ค ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด์š”, ์• ๋‹ˆ๋Š” ์ง€๊ธˆ ์ด ํ˜„์‹ค์„ ๋ชป ๋ณด๊ณ  ์žˆ๋Š” ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์•„์š” ๊ฐœ์˜ ์„ฑ์  ์ฆ๋ช…์ด์ž–์•„์š”! ์ •๋ง, ์ •๋ง ๊ธด ๊ฑฐ์š”
It's proof that Jeff was right. This school has no value. Yeah. But this folder has no degree. Look. -What's that? -Heh-heh-heh. Victory. You know, within the context of Greendale.
์ œํ”„๊ฐ€ ์˜ณ์•˜๋‹ค๋Š” ์ฆ๊ฑฐ์ฃ  ์ด ํ•™๊ต์—” ๊ฐ€์น˜ ๋”ฐ์œ„ ์—†์–ด์š” ๊ทธ๋ž˜์š”, ํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ์ด ์•ˆ์— ํ•™์œ„๋Š” ์—†์–ด์š” ์—ฌ๊ธฐ ๋ด์š” - ์ด๊ฒŒ ๋ญ์ฃ ? - ์Šน๋ฆฌ์ฃ  ์•Œ์ž–์•„์š” ๊ทธ๋ฆฐ๋ฐ์ผ์˜ ๋งฅ๋ฝ์—์„œ ๋ง์ด์—์š”
-Would it be better if we--? -No. Never know until you try. -Never know until I try. -What? I said we're quite a team. Here's the coffee. Let me know if there's anything else I can do.
- ์ด๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ํ•˜๋ฉด ๋”... - ์•„๋‡จ - ํ•ด๋ณด๊ธฐ ์ „๊นŒ์ง„ ๋ชจ๋ฅด์ž–์•„ - ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ํ•ด๋ณด๊ธฐ ์ „๊นŒ์ง„ ๋ชจ๋ฅด์ฃ  ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ํŒ€์›Œํฌ ์ข‹๋‹ค๊ณ ์š” ์ปคํ”ผ ์™”์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค, ๋˜ ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋„์šธ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๋Š” ๊ฒŒ ์žˆ์œผ๋ฉด ๋งํ•ด์š”
-We could use fresh eyes on this cut. -We could? -Has anyone told you you're difficult? -Everyone in your line of work. This is Ruffles. She'd like you to believe she's a graduate and a good girl.
- ์ด๊ฑธ ์ƒˆ๋กœ์šด ์‹œ์„ ์œผ๋กœ ๋ณด๋ฉด ์ข‹๊ฒ ๋„ค์š” - ๊ทธ๋ž˜์š”? - ๋„ค๊ฐ€ ํž˜๋“ค๋‹ค๋Š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ ์—†๋‹ˆ? - ์ œํ”„ ์”จ ๋™๋ฃŒ๋“ค ๋ชจ๋‘์š” ์ด๊ฑด ๋Ÿฌํ”Œ์Šค์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค, ์ž์‹ ์ด ๋Œ€ํ•™์„ ์กธ์—…ํ•œ ์ฐฉํ•œ ๊ฐœ๋ผ๊ณ  ๋ฏฟ๊ธธ ๋ฐ”๋ผ์ฃ 
But Ruffles is anything but. When Ruffles moved into her neighborhood in 2007, dead squirrels went up by 17 percent. Coincidence? Ask this bunny.
ํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ๋Ÿฌํ”Œ์Šค๋Š” ์ „ํ˜€ ๊ทธ๋ ‡์ง€ ์•Š์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ๋Ÿฌํ”Œ์Šค๊ฐ€ 2007๋…„ ์ง€๊ธˆ์˜ ๋™๋„ค๋กœ ์ด์‚ฌ ์™”์„ ๋•Œ ์ฃฝ์€ ๋‹ค๋žŒ์ฅ์˜ ์ˆ˜๊ฐ€ 17ํผ์„ผํŠธ ์ฆ๊ฐ€ํ–ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ์šฐ์—ฐ์ด๋ผ๊ณ ์š”? ์ด ํ† ๋ผ์—๊ฒŒ ๋ฌผ์–ด๋ณด์‹œ์ฃ 
Ruffles stole cookies from a Girl Scout, impersonated a lobster, has had 27 children with five different fathers, and according to one local doctor, has worms.
๋‹ค์„ฏ ์ˆ˜์ปท๊ณผ์˜ ์‚ฌ์ด์— 27๋งˆ๋ฆฌ์˜ ์ž๋…€๋ฅผ ๋‚ณ์•˜๊ณ  ์ง€์—ญ ์˜์‚ฌ์˜ ์ฆ์–ธ์— ์˜ํ•˜๋ฉด ํšŒ์ถฉ๋„ ์žˆ๋‹ค๊ณ  ํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค
Ruffles might claim she doesn't. Ruffles claims a lot of things. Maybe that's why Ruffles once spent time on death row. not a lobster, not a student, not a good dog.
๋Ÿฌํ”Œ์Šค๋Š” ์—†๋‹ค๊ณ  ์ฃผ์žฅํ• ์ง€๋„ ๋ชจ๋ฆ…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ๋Ÿฌํ”Œ์Šค๋Š” ๋งŽ์€ ๊ฒƒ์„ ์ฃผ์žฅํ•˜์ฃ  ๊ทธ๋ž˜์„œ ๋Ÿฌํ”Œ์Šค๊ฐ€ ํ•œ๋•Œ ์‚ฌํ˜•์ˆ˜๋กœ ์‚ด์•˜๋˜ ๊ฒƒ์ผ์ง€๋„ ๋ชจ๋ฆ…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ๋Ÿฌํ”Œ์Šค๋Š” ๋ฐ”๋‹ท๊ฐ€์žฌ๋„, ํ•™์ƒ๋„ ์ข‹์€ ๊ฐœ๋„ ์•„๋‹™๋‹ˆ๋‹ค
Paid for by Humanity Versus Ruffles. I wanted the voice-over to be like James Earl Jones, but the James Spader impersonator turned out pretty good.
๊ด‘๊ณ  ์ œ๊ณต, ์ธ๋ฅ˜ ๋Œ€ ๋Ÿฌํ”Œ์Šค ํ•ด์„ค์„ ์ œ์ž„์Šค ์–ผ ์กด์Šค์˜ ๋ชฉ์†Œ๋ฆฌ๋กœ ํ•˜๊ณ  ์‹ถ์—ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ์ œ์ž„์Šค ์ŠคํŽ˜์ด๋” ์„ฑ๋Œ€๋ชจ์‚ฌ ๋ฐฐ์šฐ๋„ ๊ฝค ์ž˜ํ•˜๋”๋ผ๊ณ ์š”
I wish he'd leave, though. You really let that dog have it. Yeah. Which I realize is important now. Is it okay if I crash on--? -Yes. -Yes. -What are you doing? -Nothing at all. I wouldn't say that. You put five huge cans of olives next to me.
์ง‘์— ์ข€ ๊ฐ€๋ฉด ์ข‹์„ ํ…๋ฐ ๊ฐœ๋ฅผ ์•„์ฃผ ํ˜ผ๋‚ด์คฌ๊ตฐ ์ง€๊ธˆ ๋ณด๋‹ˆ ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ์ค‘์š”ํ•ด - ๋‚˜ ์ €๊ธฐ์„œ ์ข€ ์ž๋„... - ๊ทธ๋ž˜ - ๋ญ ํ•ด์š”? - ์•„๋ฌด๊ฒƒ๋„ ์•„๋‹ˆ์ฃ , ๋ฐฉ๊ธˆ ๋‚ด ์˜†์— ํฐ ์˜ฌ๋ฆฌ๋ธŒ ๊นกํ†ต ๋‹ค์„ฏ ๊ฐœ๋ฅผ ๋†“์•˜์ž–์•„์š”
Just something I felt like doing. This isn't the first time you've done this. I'm really confused by this. -Is it code for something? -I don't know.
๊ทธ๋ƒฅ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๊ณ  ์‹ถ์—ˆ์–ด์š” ์ด๋ฒˆ์ด ์ฒ˜์Œ์œผ๋กœ ์ด๋Ÿฐ ๊ฒŒ ์•„๋‹ˆ์ž–์•„์š” ๋‚˜ ์ •๋ง ํ˜ผ๋ž€์Šค๋Ÿฝ๋‹ค๊ณ ์š” - ์ด๊ฑฐ ๋ฌด์Šจ ์•”ํ˜ธ์˜ˆ์š”? - ๋ชฐ๋ผ์š”
And I don't care. Jackpot, relative to Greendale. Oh, my God. Look at this course load. This dog was an animal. -Most of them were attendance-based. -How is this good news?
์ƒ๊ด€๋„ ์•ˆ ํ•˜๊ณ  ๋Œ€๋ฐ•์ด์—์š” ๊ทธ๋ฆฐ๋ฐ์ผ๊ณผ ๊ด€๋ จํ•ด์„œ๋Š”์š” ์„ธ์ƒ์—, ์ˆ˜๊ฐ• ๊ณผ๋ชฉ ์ˆ˜ ์ข€ ๋ด์š” ๊ฐœ์ฒ˜๋Ÿผ ๊ณต๋ถ€ํ–ˆ๋„ค - ๋Œ€๋ถ€๋ถ„ ์ถœ์„์œผ๋กœ ํ•™์  ๋ฐ›์•˜์–ด์š” - ์ด๊ฒŒ ์™œ ์ข‹์€ ์†Œ์‹์ด์ฃ ?
"Unpaid library fees, $15. Diploma withheld until payment remitted." No degree. The commercial's a lie. I'm gonna call the station and have them pull the ad. Eat crap, Ruffles, and not just your own. Guys. Let it go. What are you talking about? The sad truth is that a dog can get a degree here. Yeah, but the happy trut...
"๋ฏธ๋‚ฉ ๋„์„œ๊ด€ ์š”๊ธˆ 15๋‹ฌ๋Ÿฌ ์ง€๋ถˆ๋  ๋•Œ๊นŒ์ง€ ์กธ์—…์žฅ ๋ณด๋ฅ˜" ํ•™์œ„๊ฐ€ ์—†๊ตฐ์š” ๊ด‘๊ณ ๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์ง“๋ง์ด๋„ค์š” ๋ฐฉ์†ก๊ตญ์— ์ „ํ™”ํ•ด์„œ ๊ด‘๊ณ  ์ทจ์†Œ์‹œํ‚ฌ๊ฒŒ์š” ๋Ÿฌํ”Œ์Šค, ๊ฐœ๋˜ฅ์ด๋‚˜ ๋จน์–ด๋ผ! ๋‚จ์˜ ๊ฒƒ๋„ ๋ชจ๋‘๋“ค! ๊ทธ๋งŒ๋‘ฌ์š” ๋ฌด์Šจ ์†Œ๋ฆฌ์•ผ? ์Šฌํ”ˆ ์‚ฌ์‹ค์€ ๊ฐœ๊ฐ€ ์—ฌ๊ธฐ์„œ ํ•™์œ„๋ฅผ ๋ฐ›์„ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๋‹ค๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ๊ธฐ์œ ์‚ฌ์‹ค์€ ๋ฐ›์€ ๊ฐœ๊ฐ€ ์—†๋‹ค๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์ง€
There's a difference between truth and honesty. Library dues? Who cares? Ruffles put the work in, relative to Greendale. That City College ad may be technically a lie, but it's really dishonest to kill it on a technicality.
์ง„์‹ค๊ณผ ์ •์งํ•จ์€ ๋‹ค๋ฅธ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ๋„์„œ๊ด€ ์š”๊ธˆ? ๋ฌด์Šจ ์ƒ๊ด€์ด์—์š”! ๋Ÿฌํ”Œ์Šค๋„ ๋…ธ๋ ฅํ–ˆ์–ด์š” ๊ทธ๋ฆฐ๋ฐ์ผ๊ณผ ๊ด€๋ จํ•ด์„œ๋Š”์š” ์‹œํ‹ฐ ์นผ๋ฆฌ์ง€์˜ ๊ด‘๊ณ ๊ฐ€ ์—„๋ฐ€ํžˆ ๋”ฐ์ง€๋ฉด ๊ฑฐ์ง“์ผ์ง€ ๋ชฐ๋ผ๋„ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ์„ธ๋ถ€์ ์ธ ๋ฌธ์ œ๋กœ ์ทจ์†Œ์‹œํ‚ค๋Š” ๊ฑด ์ •๋ง ์ •์งํ•˜์ง€ ๋ชปํ•œ ์ง“์ด์—์š”
And dragging this dog's name through the mud? That's worse than dishonest. That's evil. Some things are silly and evil, like candy cigarettes. And remember when Flavor Flav had that reality show?
๊ฒŒ๋‹ค๊ฐ€ ๊ฐœ์—๊ฒŒ ์˜ค๋ช…์„ ์”Œ์šฐ๋‹ค๋‡จ ๊ทธ๊ฑด ์ •์งํ•˜์ง€ ๋ชปํ•œ ์ •๋„๊ฐ€ ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ผ ์‚ฌ์•…ํ•ด์š” ๋ฐ”๋ณด ๊ฐ™๊ณ  ์‚ฌ์•…ํ•œ ๊ฒƒ๋„ ์žˆ์ฃ  ์‚ฌํƒ• ๋‹ด๋ฐฐ ๊ฐ™์€ ๊ฑฐ์š” ํ”Œ๋ ˆ์ด๋ฒ„ ํ”Œ๋ž˜๋ธŒ์˜ ๊ทธ ๋ฆฌ์–ผ๋ฆฌํ‹ฐ ํ”„๋กœ๊ทธ๋žจ ๊ธฐ์–ต๋‚˜์š”?
I don't own a TV. Honestly, I think the most honest thing we can do right now, the only thing that will make us better than City College, is to let that ad run and take our lumps.
์ „ ์ง‘์— TV ์—†์–ด์š” ์šฐ๋ฆด ์‹œํ‹ฐ ์นผ๋ฆฌ์ง€๋ณด๋‹ค ๋‚ซ๊ฒŒ ๋งŒ๋“ค์–ด์ค„ ์œ ์ผํ•œ ์ผ์€ ๊ทธ ๊ด‘๊ณ ๋ฅผ ๋‚ด๋ณด๋‚ด๊ณ  ๋น„๋‚œ์„ ๋“ฃ๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š”
Annie, this started with me sleeping and getting yelled at for not helping. If it ends with you yelling at me for not sleeping, that's not a story, that's a German art film.
์• ๋‹ˆ, ์ฒ˜์Œ์—” ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์ž๋ฉด์„œ ์•ˆ ๋•๋Š”๋‹ค๊ณ  ์•ผ๋‹จ๋งž์œผ๋ฉด์„œ ์‹œ์ž‘๋๋Š”๋ฐ ์ด์   ์ž  ์•ˆ ์ž๊ณ  ๋„์™”๋‹ค๊ณ  ์•ผ๋‹จ๋งž์œผ๋ฉด์„œ ๋๋‚œ๋‹ค๋ฉด ๊ทธ๊ฑด ์ด์•ผ๊ธฐ๋„ ์•„๋‹ˆ์•ผ ๋…์ผ ์˜ˆ์ˆ  ์˜ํ™”์ง€
What--? Let it go. I am a female student being physically overpowered by a male teacher! Damn it. Britta, get her. Frankie, get her. Annie, sweetie, think about this practically.
๋ญ์•ผ? ์ด๊ฑฐ ๋†” ์—ฌํ•™์ƒ์ด ๋‚จ์ž ์„ ์ƒ์—๊ฒŒ ํž˜์œผ๋กœ ์ œ์••๋‹นํ•˜๊ณ  ์žˆ์–ด์š”! ์  ์žฅ! ๋ธŒ๋ฆฌํƒ€, ์žก์•„ ํ”„๋žญํ‚ค, ์žก์•„์š” ์• ๋‹ˆ, ํ˜„์‹ค์ ์œผ๋กœ ์ƒ๊ฐํ•ด๋ด์š”
If being better than City College means letting them destroy us, what is the point? If surviving means being like them, what's the point? Why not let one school die and enroll at the one where my grades matter?
์‹œํ‹ฐ ์นผ๋ฆฌ์ง€๋ณด๋‹ค ๋‚ซ๋‹ค๋Š” ๊ฒŒ ๊ทธ์ชฝ ๊ณ„๋žต์— ๋งํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ๋ผ๋ฉด ๋ฌด์Šจ ์†Œ์šฉ์ด์ฃ ? ์‚ด์•„๋‚จ์•„์„œ ๊ทธ์ชฝ๊ณผ ๊ฐ™์•„์ง„๋‹ค๋ฉด ๋ฌด์Šจ ์†Œ์šฉ์ด์ฃ ? ํ•œ ํ•™๊ต๋Š” ์ฃฝ๊ฒŒ ๋†”๋‘๊ณ  ๋‚ด ์„ฑ์ ์ด ์‹ค์ œ๋กœ ์ค‘์š”ํ•œ ํ•™๊ต์— ์ž…ํ•™ํ•˜๋ฉด ๋˜์ž–์•„์š”?
If those are your terms... If the price of that transcript is you transferring... Yeah? Well, here's what hope gets you. Hope and a dollar forty-nine will get you a candy bar.
๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ๋‹น์‹  ์กฐ๊ฑด์ด๊ณ  ์„ฑ์  ์ฆ๋ช…์— ๋Œ€ํ•œ ๋Œ€๊ฐ€๊ฐ€ ํ•™๊ต๋ฅผ ์˜ฎ๊ธฐ๋Š” ๊ฑฐ๋ผ๋ฉด... ๊ทธ๋ž˜์š”? ํฌ๋งํ•˜๋ฉด ์ด๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ๋ผ์š” ํฌ๋ง๊ณผ 1๋‹ฌ๋Ÿฌ 49์„ผํŠธ๋ฉด ์ดˆ์ฝ”๋ฐ”๋„ ์‚ฌ์ฃ 
-A buck seventy-nine. -Are you serious? Jesus. Have fun with your lying, cheating, dog-smearing, truth-blurring, trouser-swapping school! I remember when candy bars were 50 cents. If someone says, "Hey, I just joined Mensa" or, "I consider myself a post-modern this or that." You could say, "Yeah, that and 50 cents will...
- 1๋‹ฌ๋Ÿฌ 79์„ผํŠธ์•ผ - ์ง„์งœ์•ผ? ๋ง™์†Œ์‚ฌ ๊ฐœ๋ฅผ ๋น„๋ฐฉํ•˜๊ณ  ์ง„์‹ค์„ ์™œ๊ณกํ•˜๊ณ  ๋ฐ”์ง€๋‚˜ ๋ฐ”๊ฟ” ์ž…๋Š” ํ•™๊ต์—์„œ! ์ดˆ์ฝ”๋ฐ”๊ฐ€ 50์„ผํŠธ์˜€๋˜ ์‹œ์ ˆ์„ ๊ธฐ์–ตํ•˜๋Š”๋ฐ ๋ˆ„๊ฐ€ "๋ฐฉ๊ธˆ ๋ฉ˜์‚ฌ์— ๊ฐ€์ž…ํ–ˆ์–ด"๋ผ๋˜๊ฐ€ "๋‚ด ์ž์‹ ์€ ํฌ์ŠคํŠธ๋ชจ๋˜ ์–ด์ฉŒ๊ณ ์ €์ฉŒ๊ณ "๋ผ๊ณ  ํ•˜๋ฉด "๊ทธ๋ž˜, ๊ฑฐ๊ธฐ๋‹ค 50์„ผํŠธ๋ฉด ์ดˆ์ฝ”๋ฐ”๋ฅผ ์‚ด ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์ง€"๋ผ๊ณ  ํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์—ˆ์ฃ 
Or, "That and a quarter will get you a phone call." Heh. It was easier to be unimpressed back then. I mean, it was literally cheaper. Elroy, we're kind of bummed out right now.
์•„๋‹ˆ๋ฉด "๊ฑฐ๊ธฐ๋‹ค 25์„ผํŠธ๋ฉด ์ „ํ™” ํ•œ ํ†ต ํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์ง€" ์˜ˆ์ „์—” ์‹œํฐ๋‘ฅํ•œ ๋ฐ˜์‘ ๋ณด์ด๊ธฐ๊ฐ€ ๋” ์‰ฌ์› ๋Š”๋ฐ ๊ทธ๋žฌ๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๊นŒ์š” ๋ง ๊ทธ๋Œ€๋กœ ๋” ์ŒŒ์œผ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ์—˜๋กœ์ด, ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์ง€๊ธˆ ์ข€ ํ’€์ฃฝ์€ ์ƒํƒœ์˜ˆ์š”
Were you guys close? Abed, I don't wanna talk right now. Okay. The Greendale ad is gonna go up any time now. You might wanna see it. -I don't wanna be a part of that. -Trust me.
์นœํ•œ ์‚ฌ์ด์˜€์†Œ? ์•„๋ฒ ๋“œ ์–˜๊ธฐํ•˜๊ณ  ์‹ถ์ง€ ์•Š์•„ ์•Œ์•˜์–ด ๊ทธ๋ฆฐ๋ฐ์ผ ๊ด‘๊ณ ๊ฐ€ ๊ณง ์˜ฌ๋ผ์˜ฌ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ ๋„ˆ๋„ ๋ณด๊ณ  ์‹ถ์„ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ - ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ์ผ์— ๊ฐœ์ž…ํ•˜๊ธฐ ์‹ซ์–ด - ๋‚ด ๋ง ๋ฏฟ์–ด
This is Ruffles. Ruffles was a student at Greendale Community College. She came really close to getting a degree. Which means two things. She's an exceptional dog, and Greendale really needs to get its **** together.
์ด ๊ฐœ๋Š” ๋Ÿฌํ”Œ์Šค์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ๋Ÿฌํ”Œ์Šค๋Š” ๊ทธ๋ฆฐ๋ฐ์ผ ์ปค๋ฎค๋‹ˆํ‹ฐ ์นผ๋ฆฌ์ง€ ํ•™์ƒ์ด์—ˆ์ฃ  ํ•™์œ„๋„ ๊ฑฐ์˜ ๋ฐ›์„ ๋ป”ํ–ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ๊ทธ๊ฑด ๋‘ ๊ฐ€์ง€๋ฅผ ์˜๋ฏธํ•˜์ฃ  ๋Ÿฌํ”Œ์Šค๋Š” ๋Œ€๋‹จํ•œ ๊ฐœ์ด๊ณ  ๊ทธ๋ฆฐ๋ฐ์ผ์€ ์ •๋ง ์ •์‹ ์„ ์ฐจ๋ ค์•ผ ํ•œ๋‹ค๊ณ ์š”
We're working on it. We're working hard. And the good news is, when you work hard at Greendale, no matter who or what you are, it pays off. Right, Ruffles?
์ €ํฌ๋„ ์—ด์‹ฌํžˆ ๋…ธ๋ ฅํ•˜๊ณ  ์žˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ์ข‹์€ ์†Œ์‹์€, ๊ทธ๋ฆฐ๋ฐ์ผ์—์„œ๋Š” ์—ด์‹ฌํžˆ ๋…ธ๋ ฅํ•˜๋ฉด ๋‹น์‹ ์ด ๋ˆ„๊ตฌ๋“ , ๋ฌด์—‡์ด๋“  ๊ฐ„์— ์„ฑ๊ณผ๋ฅผ ์˜ฌ๋ฆด ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๋‹ค๋Š” ๊ฒ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ๊ทธ๋ ‡์ง€, ๋Ÿฌํ”Œ์Šค? ๊นœ์ง์ด์•ผ
Jesus. Greendale Community College. You're already accepted. You guys. I knew you wouldn't do that to Ruffles. -You hoped. -I hoped and it worked.
๊ทธ๋ฆฐ๋ฐ์ผ ์ปค๋ฎค๋‹ˆํ‹ฐ ์นผ๋ฆฌ์ง€ ๋‹น์‹ ์€ ์ด๋ฏธ ํ•ฉ๊ฒฉํ–ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„! ๋Ÿฌํ”Œ์Šคํ•œํ…Œ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ์ง“ ์•ˆ ํ•  ์ค„ ์•Œ์•˜์–ด์š” - ํฌ๋งํ–ˆ๊ฒ ์ฃ  - ํฌ๋งํ–ˆ๊ณ  ์„ฑ๊ณตํ–ˆ์ฃ 
-Hope points. -Hope points. You do understand that what we did was the most prudent tactical move? Getting in front of the scandal, Letterman style. Yes, Jeff, don't worry.
- ํฌ๋ง ์ ์ˆ˜! - ํฌ๋ง ์ ์ˆ˜! ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ํ•œ ์„ ํƒ์ด ๊ฐ€์žฅ ์‹ ์ค‘ํ•˜๊ณ  ์ „๋žต์ ์ด์—ˆ๋‹ค๋Š” ๊ฑด ์•Œ์ง€? ์Šค์บ”๋“ค ๋‚˜๊ธฐ ์ „์— ์•ž์ง€๋ฅธ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ ๋ฐ์ด๋น„๋“œ ๋ ˆํ„ฐ๋งจ์ฒ˜๋Ÿผ ๋„ค, ์ œํ”„, ๊ฑฑ์ • ๋งˆ์š”
I promise I'll never mistake you for having a heart. Thank you. Ahem. Kiss City College goodbye. I did it. Did what? That stuff we talked about. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, my-- Oh! Ugh.
๋‹น์‹ ์—๊ฒŒ ์ •์ด ์žˆ๋‹ค๊ณ  ์ ˆ๋Œ€๋กœ ์ฐฉ๊ฐํ•˜์ง€ ์•Š์„๊ฒŒ์š” ์‹œํ‹ฐ ์นผ๋ฆฌ์ง€ํ•œํ…Œ ์ž‘๋ณ„์„ ๊ณ ํ•˜์‹œ์ง€ ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ํ–ˆ์–ด ๋ญ˜ ํ•ด? ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ์–˜๊ธฐํ•œ ๊ฑฐ ์ด๋Ÿฐ! ๋ง™์†Œ์‚ฌ, ๋‚ด ๋ˆˆ...
-Is this pornography? -Doy. -You're the only actor. -So? -What kind of lens is this? -Who cares? You might be a genius. Why did you do this? What parent will let their kid go to this school if a porn got shot there?
- ์ด๊ฑฐ ํฌ๋ฅด๋…ธ์ธ๊ฐ€์š”? - ๋‹น์—ฐํ•˜์ง€ - ๋ฐฐ์šฐ๋Š” ๊ต์ˆ˜๋‹˜ ํ˜ผ์ž๋„ค์š” - ๊ทธ๋ž˜์„œ? - ๋ Œ์ฆˆ๋Š” ๋ญ ์ผ์–ด์š”? - ์•Œ ๊ฒŒ ๋ญ์•ผ? ์ฒœ์žฌ์ผ์ง€๋„ ๋ชฐ๋ผ ์™œ ์ด๋Ÿฐ ์ง“์„ ํ–ˆ์ฃ ? ์•ผ๋™์ด ์ดฌ์˜๋œ ํ•™๊ต์— ์ž์‹์„ ๋ณด๋‚ผ ํ•™๋ถ€ํ˜•์ด ์žˆ๊ฒ ์–ด?
You shot it in front of a wall that could be anywhere. And you're wearing your Greendale T-shirt. Okay, genius, but the title is Chang Does Greendale-- Oh, wait. Reshoots.
๋ฒฝ ์•ž์—์„œ ์ฐ์€ ๊ฑด๋ฐ ์–ด๋””๋“  ๋  ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์ฃ  ๊ต์ˆ˜๋‹˜์€ ๊ทธ๋ฆฐ๋ฐ์ผ ํ‹ฐ์…”์ธ ๋ฅผ ์ž…์—ˆ๊ณ ์š” ๊ทธ๋ž˜, ์ž˜๋‚ฌ๋‹ค, ํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ์ œ๋ชฉ์€ '์ฐฝ๊ณผ ๊ทธ๋ฆฐ๋ฐ์ผ์ด ํ•˜๋‹ค'๋ผ๊ณ  ์–ด, ์ž ๊น ์žฌ์ดฌ์˜ํ•ด์•ผ๊ฒ ๋„ค
Damn it. Ugh. Come on. Oh, Elroy? Elroy? Hey. -Computer no worky. -Please don't do that. -Computer no worky. -Did you forget your password again?
์  ์žฅ ์ง„์งœ... ์•„, ์—˜๋กœ์ด? ์—˜๋กœ์ด? ์ €๊ธฐ์š” - ์ปดํ“จํ„ฐ๊ฐ€ ์•ˆ ๋ผ์š” - ๊ทธ๊ฒƒ ์ข€ ํ•˜์ง€ ๋งˆ์š” - ์ปดํ“จํ„ฐ๊ฐ€ ์•ˆ ๋ผ์š” - ๋˜ ์•”ํ˜ธ๋ฅผ ์žŠ์—ˆ๋‚˜์š”?
Pelton, I can't keep track of all the parakeets you had growing up. This is different. No matter what I do, -I get the same error. -Which one? "You have been owned by Elite Fleet 69. Our hacks are all up in your systems."
์ด์žฅ๋‹˜์ด ์–ด๋ฆด ๋•Œ ํ‚ค์šด ์•ต๋ฌด์ƒˆ๋“ค ์ด๋ฆ„์„ ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋‹ค ์•Œ ์ˆœ ์—†์–ด์š” ์ด๋ฒˆ์—” ๋‹ฌ๋ผ์š” ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋ญ˜ ํ•ด๋„ - ๋˜‘๊ฐ™์€ ์—๋Ÿฌ๊ฐ€ ๋‚˜์™€์š” - ์–ด๋–ค ๊ฑฐ์š”? "๋„ˆ๋Š” ์—˜๋ฆฌํŠธ ํ•จ๋Œ€ 69์—๊ฒŒ ๋‹นํ–ˆ๋‹ค ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ํ•ดํ‚น์ด ๋„ค ์‹œ์Šคํ…œ์— ์นจํˆฌํ–ˆ๋‹ค"
I'm not bothering to pronounce them, but there are a lot of Z's being used. Oh, crap. What? Is there another Mask movie coming out? -The school's been hacked. -Wha--?
๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋ฐœ์Œ์€ ์•ˆ ํ•˜๊ณ  ์žˆ์ง€๋งŒ Z์ž๋ฅผ ๋งŽ์ด ์ผ๋„ค์š” ์ด๋Ÿฐ ์™œ์š”? '๋งˆ์Šคํฌ' ์‹œ๋ฆฌ์ฆˆ๊ฐ€ ๋˜ ๋‚˜์˜ค๋Š” ๊ฑด๊ฐ€์š”? - ํ•™๊ต๊ฐ€ ํ•ดํ‚น๋‹นํ–ˆ์–ด์š” - ๋„ค?
-How can we stop it? -It's too late. It's happened. There's always something that can be done. I wasn't gonna say anything, but you could cut the hard line at the mainframe.
- ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ๋ง‰์•„์•ผ ํ•˜์ฃ ? - ๋Šฆ์—ˆ์–ด์š”, ์ด๋ฏธ ๋‹นํ–ˆ์–ด์š” ํ•ญ์ƒ ๋ญ”๊ฐ€ ํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๋Š” ๊ฒŒ ์žˆ๋‹ค๊ณ ์š” ์•„๋ฌด ๋ง ์•ˆ ํ•˜๋ ค๊ณ  ํ–ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ์ค‘์•™ ์ปดํ“จํ„ฐ์˜ ์ „์„ ์„ ๋Š์„ ์ˆœ ์žˆ๊ฒ ์ฃ 
Hard line. Mainframe. I have to cut the hard line on the mainframe. I have to cut the hard line. You were being sarcastic. Yeah. But you should look at this.
์ „์„ , ์ค‘์•™ ์ปดํ“จํ„ฐ ์ค‘์•™ ์ปดํ“จํ„ฐ์˜ ์ „์„ ์„ ๋Š์–ด์•ผ ํ•ด ์ „์„ ์„... ๋Š์–ด์•ผ ํ•ด ๋น„๊ผฌ๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์˜€๊ตฐ์š” ๋„ค, ํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ์ด๊ฑธ ๋ณด์‹œ์ฃ 
""Cancel your offensive performance." You know the one we mean. We have all your information. If you do not cancel this hateful comedy show, -you will taste our power in this way." -There's a link.
"๋ถˆ์พŒํ•œ ๊ณต์—ฐ์„ ์ทจ์†Œํ•ด๋ผ" "์–ด๋–ค ๊ฑด์ง€๋Š” ์•Œ๊ฒ ์ง€" "์šฐ๋ฆฐ ๋„ค ๋ชจ๋“  ์ •๋ณด๋ฅผ ๊ฐ–๊ณ  ์žˆ๋‹ค" "๊ทธ ํ˜์˜ค์Šค๋Ÿฌ์šด ์ฝ”๋ฏธ๋”” ๊ณต์—ฐ์„ ์ทจ์†Œํ•˜์ง€ ์•Š์œผ๋ฉด" - "์ด๋Ÿฐ ์‹์œผ๋กœ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ํž˜์„ ๋ง›๋ณผ ๊ฑฐ๋‹ค" - ๋งํฌ๊ฐ€ ์žˆ๋„ค์š”
-Wait, don't click it. -What, the green skull will get a virus? My God. It's the lunch lady's e-mails. It's all the lunch lady's e-mails. Which lunch lady? The hot one?
- ํด๋ฆญํ•˜์ง€ ๋งˆ์š” - ๋…น์ƒ‰ ํ•ด๊ณจ์ด ๋ฐ”์ด๋Ÿฌ์Šค ๋จน์„๊นŒ ๋ด์š”? ๋ง™์†Œ์‚ฌ ๊ต๋‚ด์‹๋‹น ์•„์คŒ๋งˆ ์ด๋ฉ”์ผ์ด์—์š” ์•„์คŒ๋งˆ ์ด๋ฉ”์ผ์ด ์ „๋ถ€ ์žˆ์–ด์š” ์–ด๋–ค ์‹๋‹น ์•„์คŒ๋งˆ? ๋œจ๊ฑฐ์šด ์•„์คŒ๋งˆ์š”?
You mean the one who serves the hot food? Mmm. That's the one. Please tell me you aren't sitting there reading the lunch lady's leaked e-mails. No, no one here could ever do that. I mean, not even in shifts, it's decades of data. I'm reading the Greendale Gazette's highlights of the e-mails.
๋œจ๊ฑฐ์šด ์Œ์‹ ๋ฐฐ์‹ํ•˜๋Š” ์•„์คŒ๋งˆ ๋ง์ด์—์š”? ๊ทธ ์•„์คŒ๋งˆ์ฃ  ์„ค๋งˆ ๋‹ค๋“ค ์•‰์•„์„œ ์‹๋‹น ์•„์คŒ๋งˆ์˜ ์œ ์ถœ๋œ ์ด๋ฉ”์ผ์„ ์ฝ๋Š” ๊ฑด ์•„๋‹ˆ๊ฒ ์ฃ ? ๊ทธ๊ฑด ์•„๋ฌด๋„ ๋ชป ํ•ด ๊ต๋Œ€๊ทผ๋ฌด๋กœ ์ฝ์–ด๋„ ๋ถˆ๊ฐ€๋Šฅํ•ด ๋ช‡์‹ญ ๋…„ ๋ถ„๋Ÿ‰์˜ ๋ฐ์ดํ„ฐ๋ผ๊ณ  ๋‚œ '๊ทธ๋ฆฐ๋ฐ์ผ ๊ฐ€์ œํŠธ'๊ฐ€ ๋ฐœ์ทŒํ•œ ํ•˜์ด๋ผ์ดํŠธ๋งŒ ์ฝ๊ณ  ์žˆ์–ด
I found a torrent of the highlights if you don't wanna wait for ads. Abed, that's stealing. Ads are there so the Gazette can pay people to go through the e-mails.
๋‚œ ํ•˜์ด๋ผ์ดํŠธ ๋ชจ์Œ์„ ํ† ๋ ŒํŠธ๋กœ ์ฐพ์•˜์–ด์š” ์•„๋ฒ ๋“œ, ๊ทธ๊ฑด ์ ˆ๋„์˜ˆ์š” '๊ฐ€์ œํŠธ'๋„ ๊ด‘๊ณ  ์ˆ˜์ต์ด ์žˆ์–ด์•ผ ์ง์›์—๊ฒŒ ์›”๊ธ‰์„ ์ฃผ์ฃ 
Not to get liberal, but once they're online, does anyone really own the lunch lady's e-mails? The future of the Internet is branded content. Wazzledazzle.com's got five Bacardi cocktails inspired by the lunch lady's most embarrassing secrets.
๋‚œ ์ง„๋ณด์ฃผ์˜์ž๋Š” ์•„๋‹ˆ์ง€๋งŒ ์ผ๋‹จ ์ธํ„ฐ๋„ท์— ์˜ฌ๋ผ๊ฐ€๋ฉด ๋ˆ„๊ฐ€ ์‹๋‹น ์•„์คŒ๋งˆ์˜ ์ด๋ฉ”์ผ์— ๋Œ€ํ•œ ์†Œ์œ ๊ถŒ์ด ์žˆ๋‚˜์š”? ๊ทธ๋ž˜์„œ ์ธํ„ฐ๋„ท์˜ ๋ฏธ๋ž˜๋Š” ๋ธŒ๋žœ๋“œ ์ฝ˜ํ…์ธ ๋ผ๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์š” ์™€์ฆ๋Œ€์ฆ ๋‹ท์ปด์— ์‹๋‹น ์•„์คŒ๋งˆ์˜ ์ˆ˜์น˜์Šค๋Ÿฌ์šด ๋น„๋ฐ€์—์„œ ์˜๊ฐ์„ ๋ฐ›์€ ์นตํ…Œ์ผ ๋‹ค์„ฏ ๊ฐ€์ง€๊ฐ€ ์˜ฌ๋ผ์™”์ง€
You guys are violating her privacy. I'm pretty sure the media's doing that. We're just reading the news. The police are here about our computers being hacked.
์ด๊ฑด ์•„์คŒ๋งˆ์˜ ์‚ฌ์ƒํ™œ ์นจํ•ด์˜ˆ์š” ๊ทธ๊ฑด ๋ฏธ๋””์–ด๊ฐ€ ํ•˜๊ณ  ์žˆ์ง€, ๋ธŒ๋ฆฌํƒ€ ์šฐ๋ฆฐ ๋‰ด์Šค๋ฅผ ์ฝ์„ ๋ฟ์ด์•ผ ๊ฒฝ์ฐฐ์ด ์™”์–ด์š” ์ปดํ“จํ„ฐ ํ•ดํ‚น ๊ฑด์„ ์กฐ์‚ฌํ•˜๋ ค๊ณ ์š”
Hi, guys. I see a few familiar faces here, a few new ones as well. Just gonna keep the cop you've known for five years at arm's length? I get it. What have you been able to figure out? It's a unique case, because it's hard to decide what laws are being broken, unless you count the lunch lady's sex life.
์•ˆ๋…•ํ•˜์„ธ์š”, ๋ช‡ ๋ถ„์€ ๋‚ฏ์ด ์ต๊ณ  ๋ช‡ ๋ถ„์€ ์ฒ˜์Œ ๋ณด๋„ค์š” 5๋…„ ๋™์•ˆ ์•Œ๊ณ  ์ง€๋‚ธ ๊ฒฝ์ฐฐํ•œํ…Œ ๊ฑฐ๋ฆฌ ๋‘๊ธฐ์˜ˆ์š”? ์ดํ•ดํ•ด์š” ์–ด๋–ค ๋ฒ•์— ์œ„๋ฐ˜๋˜๋Š”์ง€ ๊ฒฐ์ •ํ•˜๊ธฐ๊ฐ€ ์–ด๋ ต๊ฑฐ๋“ ์š” ์‹๋‹น ์•„์คŒ๋งˆ์˜ ์„ฑ์ƒํ™œ์„ ์ œ์™ธํ•˜๋ฉด์š”
Thanks. Thanks a lot. Anyway, our city does have a cybercrime division, but-- Well, it's pretty new. Any leads, Officer Warburton? I want McDonald's. Wants McDonald's.
๊ฐ์‚ฌํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค, ์–ด์จŒ๋“  ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์‹œ์—๋„ ์‚ฌ์ด๋ฒ„ ๋ฒ”์ฃ„ ๋ถ€์„œ๊ฐ€ ์žˆ๊ธด ํ•œ๋ฐ... ์ด๊ฒŒ ์‹ ์„ค ๋ถ€์„œ๋ผ์„œ์š” ๋‹จ์„œ๋Š” ์ฐพ์•˜๋‚˜, ์›Œ๋ฒ„ํŠผ ๊ฒฝ๊ด€? ๋งฅ๋„๋„๋“œ ๋จน๊ณ  ์‹ถ๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ๋งฅ๋„๋„๋“œ ์‚ฌ๋‹ฌ๋ž˜์š”
Assuming you probably can't see, it's a child in an adult-size police uniform. It's cute, but doesn't help our situation. What do we make of the demands? We were able to find out a little more.
์•ˆ ๋ณด์ผ๊นŒ ๋ด ๋ง์”€๋“œ๋ฆฌ์ž๋ฉด ์–ด๋ฅธ ๊ฒฝ์ฐฐ๋ณต์„ ์ž…์€ ์• ์˜ˆ์š” ๊ท€์—ฝ์ง€๋งŒ ํ˜„์žฌ ์ƒํ™ฉ์—” ๋„์›€์ด ์•ˆ ๋˜์ฃ  ์š”๊ตฌ ์‚ฌํ•ญ์€ ์–ด๋•Œ์š”? ์ข€ ๋” ์•Œ์•„๋‚ผ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์—ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค
This message was posted online and signed, "the hackers." And we assume it's legit because, well, that's just where we're at. ""Cancel the performance of the terrorist comedian"
์ด ๋ฉ”์‹œ์ง€๊ฐ€ 'ํ•ด์ปค๋“ค'์ด๋ผ๊ณ  ์„œ๋ช…๋ผ์„œ ์˜จ๋ผ์ธ์— ์˜ฌ๋ผ์™”์–ด์š” ์ง„์งœ๋ผ๊ณ  ์ถ”์ •๋ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ ์ง€๊ธˆ์€ ๊ทธ๊ฒƒ๋ฐ–์— ๋ชจ๋ฅด๊ฑฐ๋“ ์š” "ํ˜์˜ค์Šค๋Ÿฌ์šด ์ฝ”๋ฏธ๋””๋ฅผ ํ†ตํ•ด ์ฆ์˜ค๋ฅผ ํผ๋œจ๋ฆฌ๋ ค ํ•˜๋Š”"
You guys booked Gupta Gupti Gupta? He's renowned for his racist act. How can he be racist? Listen to his name. Ha. We don't have a-- Oh, God, that's us.
๊ตฝํƒ€ ๊ตฝํ‹ฐ ๊ตฝํƒ€๋ฅผ ๊ณ ์šฉํ–ˆ์–ด์š”? ์ธ์ข…์ฐจ๋ณ„์  ์‡ผ๋กœ ์œ ๋ช…ํ•˜๋‹ค๊ณ ์š” ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ์ธ์ข…์ฐจ๋ณ„์ž์˜ˆ์š”? ์ด๋ฆ„์„ ๋“ค์–ด๋ณด๋ผ๊ณ ์š” ์šฐ๋ฆฐ ์ผ•๊ธธ ๊ฒƒ์ด... ๋ง™์†Œ์‚ฌ, ๋งŽ๋„ค
-What do we do? -That's up to the school. That's all I've got. How's everything, otherwise? Stoked for Avengers? Avengers? Avengers? Avengers?
- ์–ด๋–กํ•˜์ฃ ? - ๊ทธ๊ฑด ํ•™๊ต์—๊ฒŒ ๋‹ฌ๋ ธ์ฃ  ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ์ „๋ถ€์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ๊ทธ๊ฑฐ ์™ธ์—” ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ์ง€๋‚ด์š”? '์–ด๋ฒค์ €์Šค' ๋‚˜์™€์„œ ์‹ ๋‚˜์ฃ ? '์–ด๋ฒค์ €์Šค'? '์–ด๋ฒค์ €์Šค'?
Marvel got hands-on. They pinned in Joss Whedon creatively, so how can that go wrong? Okay, see you. I'm gonna call a press conference, announce the comedy is canceled.
๋งˆ๋ธ”์ด ์ง์ ‘ ๊ฐœ์ž…ํ–ˆ์ฃ  ์กฐ์Šค ํœ˜๋˜์˜ ์ฐฝ์˜์„ฑ์„ ๊ณ ์ •์‹œ์ผฐ์œผ๋‹ˆ ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ์ž˜๋ชป๋˜๊ฒ ์–ด์š”? ๋„ค, ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ๋˜ ๋ด…์‹œ๋‹ค ๊ธฐ์žํšŒ๊ฒฌ ์—ด์–ด์„œ ์ฝ”๋ฏธ๋”” ๊ณต์—ฐ์ด ์ทจ์†Œ๋๋‹ค๊ณ  ๋ฐœํ‘œํ• ๊ฒŒ์š”
Wait, hold on. -What's that? -Do your thing. -Inspire them. -To do what? To rise to the occasion, to not let these hackers push us around. Don't you think that we have an obligation here?
์ž ๊น๋งŒ์š” - ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ๋ญ์•ผ? - ๋‹น์‹ ์ด ํ•˜๋Š” ์ผ ํ•ด - ์˜๊ฐ์„ ์ฃผ๋ผ๊ณ  - ๋ญ˜ ํ•˜๋ผ๊ณ ? ์œ„๊ธฐ์— ๋Œ€์ฒ˜ํ•˜๊ณ  ํ•ด์ปค๋“คํ•œํ…Œ ํœ˜๋‘˜๋ฆฌ์ง€ ๋ง๋ผ๊ณ  ์šฐ๋ฆฐ ๊ทธ๋Ÿด ์˜๋ฌด๊ฐ€ ์žˆ๋‹ค๊ณ  ์ƒ๊ฐ ์•ˆ ํ•ด?
The cop says no. Well, the cops say that your car trunk has something to do with 9/11. They're crossing guards with guns. This is on us as a committee, the eyes of the world are-- Aren't within hundreds of miles of this room.
๊ฒฝ์ฐฐ์ด ์•ˆ ๋œ๋‹ค์ž–์•„์š” ๊ฒฝ์ฐฐ์€ ๋„ค ์ž๋™์ฐจ ํŠธ๋ ํฌ์™€ 911 ํ…Œ๋Ÿฌ๊ฐ€ ๊ด€๋ จ ์žˆ๋‹ค๊ณ  ์ƒ๊ฐํ•ด ๊ฒฝ์ฐฐ์€ ์ด์„ ๋“  ๊ฑด๋„๋ชฉ ์•ˆ์ „ ๋‹น๋ฒˆ์ด๋ผ๊ณ  ์ด๊ฑด ์œ„์›ํšŒ๋กœ์„œ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์˜๋ฌด์•ผ ์„ธ์ƒ์˜ ์‹œ์„ ์€... ์ด ๋ฐฉ ๊ทผ์ฒ˜๋„ ์•ˆ ๋ณด๊ณ  ์žˆ์–ด
How about the eyes of something bigger? Aren't you an atheist? Don't you hate this government? Are you planning on going to see this comic? Yes, pretty much, and, of course not, I was planning to protest him.
๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ๋” ํฐ ์กด์žฌ์˜ ์‹œ์„ ์€? ๋‹น์‹  ๋ฌด์‹ ๋ก ์ž ์•„๋‹ˆ์•ผ? ์ •๋ถ€๋ฅผ ์‹ซ์–ดํ•˜์ž–์•„? ๊ทธ ์ฝ”๋ฏธ๋””์–ธ์„ ๋ณด๋Ÿฌ ๊ฐˆ ์ƒ๊ฐ์ด๋‚˜ ์žˆ์–ด? ๊ทธ๋ž˜, ์ •๋ถ€ ์‹ซ์–ด, ๊ทธ๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ์•„๋‹ˆ ์ฝ”๋ฏธ๋””์–ธ ๋ฐ˜๋Œ€ ์‹œ์œ„๋ฅผ ํ•˜๋ ค๊ณ  ํ–ˆ์–ด
But-- I can't believe I'm the one saying this. For God's sakes, we're freaking Americans. We're talking about freedom of speech. It's the amendment so important, it's the first one they remembered to add.
ํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ... ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์ด ๋ง์„ ํ•œ๋‹ค๋‹ˆ ๋ฏฟ์„ ์ˆ˜ ์—†๋„ค ์šฐ๋ฆฐ ๋งํ•  ๋ฏธ๊ตญ์ธ๋“ค์ด๋ผ๊ณ ์š” ์ด๊ฑด ํ‘œํ˜„์˜ ์ž์œ ์˜ˆ์š” ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ์ค‘์š”ํ•ด์„œ ์ˆ˜์ • ์กฐํ•ญ ์ค‘์—์„œ๋„ ์ฒซ ๋ฒˆ์งธ๋กœ ์ถ”๊ฐ€๋๋‹ค๊ณ ์š”
-For white people. -With penises. We prefer to be called people without color or vaginas. I know some things have gotten simple, other things have gotten complicated, but we still have a legacy and a job in this country.
- ๋ฐฑ์ธ๋“ค์—๊ฒŒ๋งŒ์š” - ์Œ๊ฒฝ ๋‹ฌ๋ฆฐ ๋ฐฑ์ธ๋“ค ์šฐ๋ฆฐ ์ƒ‰์ด๋‚˜ ์งˆ์ด ์—†๋Š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด๋ž€ ํ˜ธ์นญ์„ ์„ ํ˜ธํ•ด์š” ๊ทธ๋™์•ˆ ์–ด๋–ค ๊ฑด ๋‹จ์ˆœํ•ด์ง€๊ณ  ์–ด๋–ค ๊ฑด ๋ณต์žกํ•ด์กŒ์ง€๋งŒ ์šฐ๋ฆฐ ์•„์ง ์ด ๋‚˜๋ผ์—์„œ ํ•  ์ผ์ด ์žˆ๋‹ค๊ณ ์š”
We're the colony so high maintenance, the British gave up. We're so obnoxious, the French sent us a statue. Nobody tells us to shut up. And, yes, I know that our wealth is no longer distributed. And, yes, our democracy has been hijacked and turned into a puppet show about two fake parties controlled by a cartel of mono...
์šฐ๋ฆฐ ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ์†์ด ๋งŽ์ด ๊ฐ€์„œ ์˜๊ตญ์ด ํฌ๊ธฐํ•œ ์‹๋ฏผ์ง€์˜ˆ์š” ์–ผ๋งˆ๋‚˜ ๊ณ ์•ฝํ•œ์ง€ ํ”„๋ž‘์Šค๊ฐ€ ์กฐ๊ฐ์ƒ์„ ๋ณด๋‚ด์ค„ ์ •๋„์˜€๋‹ค๊ณ ์š” ์•„๋ฌด๋„ ์šฐ๋ฆฌํ•œํ…Œ ๋‹ฅ์น˜๋ผ๊ณ  ๋ชป ํ•ด์š” ๋„ค, ์ด์ œ ๋”๋Š” ๋ถ€์˜ ๋ถ„๋ฐฐ๋„ ์—†๊ณ  ๋‘ ๊ฐ€์งœ ์ •๋‹น์˜ ๊ผญ๋‘๊ฐ์‹œ ์ธํ˜•๊ทน์œผ๋กœ ๋ณ€ํ–ˆ๊ณ  ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ํˆฌํ‘œ์— ์ง„์งœ ํž˜์ด ์žˆ์—ˆ๋‹ค๋ฉด ๋ถˆ๋ฒ•์ด ๋๊ฒ ์ง€๋งŒ์š”
Britta! Freedom of speech acknowledged. Trust us. Cancel the show, cancel people. Might as well bring dinosaurs back. What? Let her finish. Britta, you saw what they did to the lunch lady.
๋ธŒ๋ฆฌํƒ€! ํ‘œํ˜„์˜ ์ž์œ ๋Š” ์ธ์ •ํ–ˆ์–ด์š”, ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ๋ง ๋ฏฟ์–ด์š” ๊ณต์—ฐ ์ทจ์†Œ๋Š” ๊ณง ์‚ฌ๋žŒ ์ทจ์†Œ์˜ˆ์š” ์ฐจ๋ผ๋ฆฌ ๊ณต๋ฃก์„ ๋‹ค์‹œ ๋ฐ๋ ค์˜ค์ฃ  ๋ญ๋ผ๊ณ ์š”? ๋งˆ์ € ๋งํ•ด๋ด์š” ์‹๋‹น ์•„์คŒ๋งˆ๊ฐ€ ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ๋๋Š”์ง€ ๋ดค์ž–์•„์š”
You wanna guess how much better my e-mails are? You want me to call a press conference and say, "Now do me"? No. I'll do it. Let them leak me.
๋‚ด ์ด๋ฉ”์ผ์€ ์–ผ๋งˆ๋‚˜ ๋‚˜์„์ง€ ์•Œ๊ณ  ์‹ถ์–ด์š”? ๊ธฐ์žํšŒ๊ฒฌ์„ ์—ด์–ด์„œ "์ด์ œ ๋‚˜ํ•œํ…Œ ํ•ด"๋ผ๊ณ  ๋งํ•˜๋ผ๊ณ ์š”? ์•„๋‡จ, ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ํ•˜์ฃ  ๋‚ด ๊ฑธ ์œ ์ถœํ•˜๋ผ๊ณ  ํ•ด์š”
I'm not letting you do this alone. Screw it. I'm in. Someone has to be the last one to stand up and that isn't me. I kind of zoned out and assume we're standing to go see Avengers?
์–ธ๋‹ˆ ํ˜ผ์ž ํ•˜๊ฒŒ ๋†”๋‘˜ ์ˆœ ์—†์–ด์š” ์—๋ผ, ๋ชจ๋ฅด๊ฒ ๋‹ค ๋‚˜๋„ ํ• ๊ฒŒ์š” ๋ˆ„๊ตฐ๊ฐ€ ๋งˆ์ง€๋ง‰์œผ๋กœ ์ผ์–ด์„ค ํ…๋ฐ ๋‚œ ์•„๋‹ˆ์—์š” ์ง‘์ค‘ ์•ˆ ํ•˜๊ณ  ์žˆ์—ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ '์–ด๋ฒค์ €์Šค' ๋ณด๋ ค๊ณ  ์ผ์–ด์„ฐ์ง€?
These guys are giving hackers a bad name. And hacker is already such a dumb name. I'm not an idealist. I'm a pragmatist. And it's never pragmatic to piss you guys off, so fine.
์ด๋†ˆ๋“ค์€ ํ•ด์ปค๋“ค ๋ชจ๋‘๋ฅผ ์š•๋จน๊ฒŒ ํ•ด์š” ํ•ด์ปค๋ผ๋Š” ๋ช…์นญ ์ž์ฒด๋„ ์ด๋ฏธ ๋ฐ”๋ณด ๊ฐ™์€๋ฐ ๋‚œ ์ด์ƒ์ฃผ์˜์ž๊ฐ€ ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ผ ์‹ค์šฉ์ฃผ์˜์ž์ฃ  ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ๋ฐ ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„ ์„ฑ์งˆ์„ ๊ฑด๋“œ๋ฆฌ๋Š” ๊ฑด ์‹ค์šฉ์ ์ด์ง€ ์•Š์œผ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ, ์ข‹์•„์š”
Guys, this is so inspiring. I guess just let me know how it goes. No matter what happens, I'm with you. But don't tell anyone. If you do, I'll deny it, but I'm with you here and now. Not literally here and now.
์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„, ์ •๋ง ๊ณ ๋ฌด๋˜๋„ค์š” ๋‚˜์ค‘์— ์ƒํ™ฉ์„ ์•Œ๋ ค์ค˜์š” ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ๋˜๋“  ๋‚œ ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„ ํŽธ์ด์—์š” ํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ์•„๋ฌดํ•œํ…Œ๋„ ๋งํ•˜์ง€ ๋งˆ์š” ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ๋ถ€์ •ํ•  ํ…Œ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ์ง€๊ธˆ ์ด๊ณณ์—์„  ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„ ํŽธ์ด์—์š”
Right now I'm leaving, but I will always have been with you secretly, bye. Although, as a woman, with many Jewish and black friends, I will be deeply offended, and petitioning to have Mr. Gupta banned from all campuses across America, but one thing at a time.
์ง€๊ธˆ์€ ๋‚˜๊ฐ€๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ์•„๋‹ˆ์ง€๋งŒ, ๋น„๋ฐ€๋ฆฌ์— ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„ ํŽธ์ด์—ˆ์„ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š”, ์•ˆ๋…• ํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ์œ ๋Œ€์ธ๊ณผ ํ‘์ธ ์นœ๊ตฌ๊ฐ€ ๋งŽ์€ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์œผ๋กœ์„œ ๊ตฝํƒ€ ์”จ์˜ ๊ณต์—ฐ์ด ๋ฏธ๊ตญ ์ „์—ญ์˜ ๋Œ€ํ•™์—์„œ ๊ธˆ์ง€๋˜๋„๋ก ์ฒญ์›ํ•  ๊ฒ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค ํ•œ ๋ฒˆ์— ํ•˜๋‚˜์”ฉ ํ•ด์•ผ์ฃ 
First, freedom of speech does not just apply to speech you want to hear. Case in point, am I right? Stephanie, get my good side right here. Oh, I'm being censored! I'm being censored!
์šฐ์„ , ํ‘œํ˜„์˜ ์ž์œ ๋Š” ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ๋“ฃ๊ณ  ์‹ถ์€ ๊ฒƒ์—๋งŒ ์ ์šฉ๋˜์ง€ ์•Š์•„์š” ์ด ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด ์ข‹์€ ์˜ˆ์ฃ ? ์Šคํ…ŒํŒŒ๋‹ˆ, ๋‚˜ ์ž˜ ๋‚˜์˜ค๋Š” ๊ฐ๋„๋กœ ์ฐ์–ด์ค˜์š” ์•„์ด๊ณ , ๊ฒ€์—ด๋‹นํ•œ๋‹ค ๊ฒ€์—ด๋‹นํ•œ๋‹ค!
There's coffee and Scotch in the corner. Screw the hackers, and long live Greendale. All right, I'll see you at sound check in the cafeteria tomorrow.
์ € ๊ตฌ์„์— ์ปคํ”ผ์™€ ์ˆ ์ด ์žˆ์œผ๋‹ˆ ๋“œ์‹œ์ฃ  ํ•ด์ปค๋“ค์€ ๊บผ์ง€๋ผ๊ณ  ํ•ด์š” ๊ทธ๋ฆฐ๋ฐ์ผ ๋งŒ์„ธ! ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ๋‚ด์ผ ๊ต๋‚ด์‹๋‹น์—์„œ ์Œํ–ฅ ์ฒดํฌํ•  ๋•Œ ๋ณผ๊ฒŒ์š”
There is a good chance we are going to be targeted, so nobody gets on the Internet tonight. No peeking at the leaking. Promise, promise, promise? Okay.
๊ทธ๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ํ‘œ์ ์ด ๋  ํ™•๋ฅ ์ด ๋†’์œผ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ์˜ค๋Š˜ ๋ฐค์€ ์•„๋ฌด๋„ ์ธํ„ฐ๋„ท ํ•˜์ง€ ๋งˆ์š” ์œ ์ถœ ๋ณด์ง€ ๋ง๊ธฐ ์•ฝ์†, ์•ฝ์†, ์•ฝ์†? ์ข‹์•„์š”