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Where's the rope
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This is the starter kit.
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The rope comes in the expansion pack
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WSB DLC
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How can I invest in rope?
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$MMM
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What's wrong with $MMM, long term?
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Does the IRS owe me if I am in deficit?
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What ticker is IRS?
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long IRS how
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Buy low sell high
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> Buy
I can buy the units of IRS at low and sell above whatever they're valued at?
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Fellow fidelity bro.
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How do people deal with the commissions?
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Its really simple. You just dont be poor and your trade sizes are big enough that the commission isnt even noticeable
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I just don’t like the idea of getting sh... |
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Tell Marty this is an open invitation for him to fight me 1v1 in the octogon
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He wouldn't take me seriously for a second. You should call in. I fully support you!
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Lol I can't I'm at the bar.
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damn lol. ANOTHER TIME!
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My wife is currently holding 500k in cash. Has been blindly saving in a 2% account for about 3 years now. She buys rental properties nearly all cash and thinks leveraged rentals are higher risk.
She absolutely refuses to do 5 year longs or any form of trading because her ... |
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You saw what happened today when Dow dipped 1600, it jumped 800 in a matter of 10 minutes.
If people sell into the 200D mass buyers will suddenly emerge itll go right back up. This is a super controlled selloff.
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Agreed. It's entirely algo controlled. The b... |
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You left out car loans - literally as bad as student loans
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implying i got time to make OC. but car loans are really that bad too? damn nothing is stopping this market
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I read an article the other day about how 7 year loan durations are 'th... |
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This is me after laughing at everyone getting fucked by MU and then Deciding to try and catch the knife
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I thought it had support at $52, I was considering the same and then was shocked to see Friday's drop.
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Honestly it should bounce Monda... |
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r/politics is the last place to go for market advice.
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It’s Pretty much the exact opposite of /r/the_donald
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So r/the_donald is the first place we should go for market advice? Sounds reasonable.
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They are just as dumb... |
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That must be a really good book
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I think its from a series where they put up a vibrator in their vaginas and try to read something. If someone finds the original video(s) please post links, thanks.
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Why don't they have a version where they h... |
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It ain't YOLO if it ain't options.
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Exactly.
Mar 17 18 C +3500 @ 0.07 would return 200k+++
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TDameritrade won't approve me for a margin account because I have one with Robinhood. :(
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What? Does having a margin account with o... |
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At first I misread you had a net loss of $850.
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DUDE HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN
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Yes, I agree, holy fucking shit. Man
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Do you at least have a good job or *something* to keep you going?
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Yah I do. Make 6fig in my day job
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Wait what’s stopping someone from doing this??
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Depends on the wording of the loan. They do give "fuck it just make sure you pay us" loans for college but they do also have restricted that are supposed to go for tuition.
Its a crime to get a loan under f... |
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Futures green, prepare for MU to lose another 5% this week.
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51 is the bottom unless the market itself shits the bed
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I’ve heard various numbers at the bottom from $57 to $53 and I’ll I will say is: we will see.
MU falls with the mark... |
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Because people are selling. Come on man.
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but ppl are always selling!
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honestly its probably broad market profit takers that are triggering bots to sell which are triggering more bots to sell.
short $ROBO
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This is probabl... |
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NO SHOUTOUT TO WSB I SEE
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Turned down $30 to say “Rush Theta Chi”
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Ah, I see you're from Boston
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No I’m from Charleston you cuck, what chapter is your FaKe aSs a part of?
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Detroit bitch
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No you won't.
Proof or ban 5ever.
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Yeah seriously these posts are tiresome. Either legally change your fucking name when it inevitably breaks $260 which it will for even a brief couple of moments or fuck off, you attention whore.
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God I... |
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Haywood turned down the ownership stake and took the $100k [on the advice of his agent](https://www.foxsports.com/nba/story/nike-spencer-haywood-turned-down-10-percent-stake-in-company-020416).
If anyone deserves criticism here, it is Haywood's agent.
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Th... |
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yeah...except brexit was the popular vote and popular vote literally has no impact on the outcome of the presidential election
quite frankly, trump has to win all the swing states to win the majority of electoral college votes. can't see that happening tbh
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Invest in water companies and ETFs.
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Why would you long water when there's about to be a lot more of it
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Can't drink saltwater, dumbass.
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Lmao glaciers are fresh water, dummy
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Do they magically make t... |
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#MUH RUSSIA!!!!!
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Go back to the_donald
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These tge Donald fags are really getting old around here.
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I post on thedonald. Don't lump us all together, prick. If someone is being an ass, call that individual out not an entire... |
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>Rather than ties international terrorism, greed is thought to have played a role in the attack. The suspect allegedly bought options to short sell 15,000 shares of BVB stock for 78,000 euros ($83,600), according to "Bild." He would have profited from the transaction if ... |
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yeah pm me your SSN
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457-55-5462
My name's Todd. Please send me some inflation, thanks.
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Mother's maiden name?
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Kahn
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Birthday?
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Every year
Edit: thanks for the gold!
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lol. The volume on that call is 2 with no bid.
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That's him. Bought x1, sold x1. It was a wizdaddy pick except my dude screwed up the exp date and bought 2 months too early.
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you should tell your friend to get some help. he's not ready for th... |
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@realDonaldTrump: Why do we keep broadcasting when we are going to attack Syria. Why can't we just be quiet and, if we attack at all, catch them by surprise?
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/372943068267573249?s=21
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldT... |
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The funny part for me is how it seems like the price goes up $100 every time someone mentions the pricing on the new model
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$1500 now, thanks
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$1600 if you want to use it to make phone calls*
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no way i'm spending 1700 on a p... |
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you’re up $50k today why bother going to work
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because i make significantly more than 50k in a year
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because 50K per day is like a gazillion dollars
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Bezos racks up [28K every 10 seconds](http://time.com/money/5262923/amazon... |
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It looks like a gay pride bubake seizure
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Relevant flair reporting in!
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Solid. How many dicks did you have to suck for that one? Fag.
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None, I just said to a guy "This isn't Gaystreetbets" because he was all happy for anot... |
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https://www.ncpgambling.org/help-treatment/national-helpline-1-800-522-4700/
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In all honesty, I’m not a gambler. I have been pretty responsible for all my trades. I just went a bit overboard this past week.
But...thank you.
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He definitely b... |
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I played a stock game during middle school.
The simulator we were on had delayed data, so I looked up the real time data, found the stocks that had moved the most in the past 15 minutes, and traded accordingly in the simulator.
I dominated.
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Now we jus... |
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But You can go to the casino and piss away everything, no one bats an eye
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Don't even get me started on casinos.
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Please do.
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WHAT DID HE JUST SAY?!?!
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”DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON CASINOS”!
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DAMN I AM HARD
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How much?
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I only wrote 27 put options. $14 strike expire Friday. If they do expire I make $2k.
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They will expire worthless.
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did you buy call options?
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Yes I did. ... |
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How many credit cards are you on? I heard 5+ is optimal for gains.
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I'm retarded, but I'm not retarded enough to open up credit card debt to fund this shit.
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Imagine if you had.
retard
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Lose money, ask CC for refund.
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The idiot president...
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I'm talking about my P/L
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Duh, i’m talking about what’s causing your P/L, Mr. Trump
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What's a good alternative to the stock market? Don't want anything shady like drug dealing/financing, but I want h... |
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You going to buy at open and sell at close?
Also get ready to only trade 3x ETF's
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lol there sno margin so enjoy your 3 day waiting period
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i get instant funds with rh
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with gold you mean?
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nope. regular a... |
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I really think if he was born into a non-rich family he would've been homeless by 25 or something this is surreal
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The only thing harder to grasp than him being president is the fact that 40% of the country thinks he sounds smart.
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That's... |
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why wait when you can get in now and baghold?
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strats bro
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What's that mean?
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like picking a carry in a team with 4 carries
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nerd
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das me
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i hear the sounds of a f... |
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Such fucking bullshit he’s in a prison that housed a fucking mob boss and coke dealer. Fucking bullshit.
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That is where you go when you do "white collar" crimes. Even the federal prisons that haven't housed a major mob boss and coke dealer, if you're in mi... |
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Where do I turn in my full semi-automatic?
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At the 1000000 rpm station where they also buy your 200 round extended glock clips that make your gun shoot faster along with your silencer that makes your gun a “ghost gun” and turns you invisible.
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But it cost the Hang Seng 20% - suck it China
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That's actually kinda the point. War is about inflicting more damage than you take yourself, winning via attrition.
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how about we dont damage either side? it's even easier than winning the t... |
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market crashed faggot
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It's the end of the world bro
**edit: -40% and GOING DOWN**
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wtf are you holding?
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A bunch of tech, which was the hardest hit sector
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2real4me
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Yeah I sold MU for ... |
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Fuck this subreddit is turning into a goddamn Zero Hedge circlejerk where every day the market is going to crash.
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Deflation is bitch.. isn't it... you should try reading ZH... you might see green in your account right now instead of red.
They never sai... |
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Guess I should work for them because I did the exact same thing.
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Seriously, that whole "scandal" is what made me want to get into investing. Deleted Facebook and decided I should buy shares on the same day.
It's the most obvious dip to buy ever. WSB was sa... |
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I traded GE all week. It was incredibly predictable for once.
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Yeah I traded at the ge too. Was flipping green dhides, loads of volume
Edit: I have **TEN** fuckin years on this game green dhide was an example
Edit2: BETTER THAN THE SHIT YOU FUCKERS BUY.... |
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This is truly an amazing sight to see. Good for those 2. Being a fat fuck is not a good look or good for "life expectancy calls"
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Can you picture the guy that approved their life insurance policies in 2016, doing the “reprimand me now assholes” dance?
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sorry to burst your bubble, this is what former SEC Chairman thinks.
https://twitter.com/kaylatausche/status/1026892457416503296
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The only bubble that was burst is yours.
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yeah sure, you know more than an SEC chairman. I believe that.
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On low volume fag
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You dont track volume in futures moron.
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"Volume and open interest are integral measures to guide one's trading decision on the futures markets."
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Ooo you can do a Google search. Seriously you are cluele... |
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Pop this mufuckin bubble already janet
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Obama legacy must be clean on the books bro. We can pop this bubble in the late winter.
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that's the plan. curious to see how it will go once trump appoints someone who wants to audit the fed
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Trade the underlying. We have unregulated bucketshops and irresponsible amounts of leverage. You know you want it.
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LocalBitcoins and a home equity loan?
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I trade on an exchange with 20x leverage available, and there's an exchange with 100x.... |
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Lol, my co-worker said she is “done with Facebook” and is now only posting on Instagram. I didn’t even bother to tell her.
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This right here is why FB is still a buy.
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WhatsApp is also huge thing from Facebook with more than 1.5 billion acti... |
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We should've had at least until tomorrow before the weekly collapse.
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never underestimate the power of trump to disrupt a good gain train
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Did he say something again?
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He said last night that he was gonna shut down the gover... |
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I'm betting from that 20 year old that "made" like 375k today off a yolo
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That screenshot was about as real as Barry Soetoro's birth certificate.
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Yeah, it's hard to say. He obviously knows almost nothing about options and his story is sketc... |
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The problem in my view is barrier to entry for most young people. Certifications and degrees are tantamount to waste in lieu of verifiable experience. We all know at least a few people that cannot break into industry despite their education and work ethic. Perhaps it's a lac... |
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Chipotle today is going to be with no guac.
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And a water cup .... being poor sucks
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I always get just a water cup....AMA
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I always get lemonade in my water cup... AMA
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I'm telling the mods
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Stop shitposting it's the weekend get a life bang a hooker or research your best massage asian area
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Y tho. I got paid and I got laid this weekend. I’m gucci
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OP [Right now](https://youtu.be/UROLAsyc_KU?t=12)
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:rips eyes ou... |
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REAL TALK INCOMING If you're here and you identify with any of the brokebois in that thread, you need to close out all your shitty QQQ naked calls or whatever the fuck else it is you "yolo'd" on and invest it in yourself and your job marketability. You will see far greater g... |
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Sold 3,000 shares at 11.50
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What did you buy after selling?
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Cyanide?
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If you held from 11 up to 13 and then down to 9 it didn't seem like a bad place to get out
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A while ago I bought at $12.50, watch... |
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Will this lead to bigger tendies?
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My tendy is feeling pretty big right now.
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TIL 1.5 inches is "pretty big"
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Mom?
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I'm nowhere near disappointed enough in you to be your mom
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I'm in at 14.81 and am so thoroughly conflicted on hold or dump this fucker
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I'd sell at least half at 12 if it's not showing signs of recovery. 14.80 is pretty high.
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My ass is getting out at 13.anythingover50, buying BRK.B, and not openin... |
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$140k ain't lambo money
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You can definitely get a used lambo for 140k. Probably not a huracan or aventador, but older Gallardo for sure
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You can get an old Gallardo for like $80k
But if you get an 04-05 you'll be paying $120k the 04 Galla... |
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Set aside some of your new gains for the CPA you're going to have to hire to do your taxes on this
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Haha this all day
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LOL i'm cracking up at (i have no idea this guy's account size) but a bunch of people on here doing this thing as a joke o... |
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If you can tell us the expiration date and strike price we should be able to get a graph of the premium on thinkorswim
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How do I find out historical information for Twitter options so I can know those things?
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Just ask your friend what op... |
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WHY ARE WE GOING DOWN
Edit: It seems like sequential data center revenue growth disappointed a bit, at least according to several analysts on the CC.
Edit 2: Good part of revenue beat coming from sales of GPUs for crypto mining. Maybe not seens as sustainable by market.
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Congrats on the gains and for posting here. You and NOVACPA are some real cool cats.
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No, MRP is a cool cat. I'm convinced NOVACPA is just a slimy weasel spreading misinformation and causing people to lose money. Fuck NOVACPA
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What would... |
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>letting the fries touch that nasty ass table
fuckin degenerate
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What McDonald's do u go to that has granite tables..
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You really need that 20 piece and a McDouble?
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McDoubles are for poorfags. I’ll gladly pay for the ... |
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F
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Gøødbye
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Sell it depending on strike and expiration. And FYI, that Facebook kid had 168 contracts. Not 1.
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i’m on robinhood and when I go to sell it A. I’m confused and B. it’s saying I need more collateral?
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Please post your exact position. That wou... |
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He's also never heard of an iron
## Speaker_0: ##
Dis nigga invented the iron Why da fuc he gonna use one
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Nah nigga Henry W. Seeley invented the electric iron in 1882. Bruh has no excuse now not to iron his shit
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Everyone knows you... |
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Oh yeah like NYC wasn’t a fucking shit hole with the worst people before AMZN
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Former New Yorker and banker turned tech bro here. Working with bankers is wayyy more fun. Most tech bros lack the street smarts bankers have that gives bankers credibility for th... |
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You didn't average down... you bought them all at once, today.
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Yeah with an average cost of .5875
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Average down implies you had them and bought more, you bought all these today
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Just because I bought them today doesn't me... |
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Aha! But how do I fall asleep easily when I have tens of thousands invested in FDs that are in the red? Checkmate, scientists!
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Weed and Klonopin
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pfft, amateur
pros use modafinil
/u/Sciencetist
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What, a stimulant minus th... |
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If the GOP pulls an upset in the house, position myself for a Santa claus rally of epic proportions between now and January. Trump claus will be dishing out tax cuts to all the good boys and girls.
If the grinch upsets in the Senate and wins the house, sell everything that... |
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Now just post the pics of the 10,000 guys who had the same thing and live in poverty.
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those 10,000 guys didn't have rich parents who invested $250,000 into their startup
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Bezos has rich parents who invested $250k into his startup?
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You had it coming bro. Hardly see anybody there anymore. I bought some stuff there, went back and compared on amazon, saw a whopping 30-40% difference. Decided to return all that shit and waited 2 days to save $40-$50. REKT.
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Yeah prices are fucked
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Yup. 3 monitors though, 1 for shitposting 2 for work
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Does your employer care? Just wondering lol I hear stories like this all the time. Guess its dependent on company culture?
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I have similar setup as /u/skolve
I work from home though as ... |
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Half of you retards here voted for him, good job dumb fucks.
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Just conviently ignore all the gains the market has had since he went into office
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you mean the ones that are officially wiped out as of this month?
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Officially?... |
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Steve Jobs used to give extremely conservative forward guidance, so much that the Street generally did not believe his numbers, but resorted to make up their own which were a lot more optimistic. After Tim Cook took over, Apple guidances tended to become a lot more accura... |
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Aww shit is this why my portfolio is taking a midday dump? Almost completely recovered from last week too.
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Yep.
This is the equivalent to a fucking 5 year old who doesn't get his way saying "I'm taking my ball and I'm going home!" Guess you can't really ... |
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You can be a xenophobic piece of shit, but god forbid you fuck with my stocks.
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What happened to the 2016 "God Emperor" people in wsb?
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January 26th happened.
Wall Street is amoral in that if it's good for business, then it's good. Trump w... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I recommend “Fooled by Randomness” by Taleb if you want an antidote to autism. From the book- “options sellers, it is said, eat like chickens and go to the bathroom like Elephants”.
## Speaker_1: ##
What does that quote mean
## Speaker_0: ##
Many sellers gain in small amou... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
i just figure out how to generate millions risk free!
become a hacker ,
buy puts on a company
hack the company
## Speaker_1: ##
"Risk free"
## Speaker_2: ##
less risk than half the shit on this sub
## Speaker_3: ##
>Insider trading is less risk than shorting TSLA
## ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You should also read about how much worse the situation is with e packets from china.
## Speaker_1: ##
For those interested: https://www.forbes.com/sites/wadeshepard/2017/11/05/how-the-usps-epacket-gives-postal-subsidies-to-chinese-e-commerce-merchants-to-ship-to-the-usa-ch... |
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damn yall were right about r/weedstocks … if you haven't checked it out yet, you should. easily one of the dumbest conglomerations of thought in the universe
## Speaker_1: ##
Went to their daily discussion rules up top and found this gem tucked somewhere:
> #Not Allowe... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What sauce you getting with those tendies?
## Speaker_1: ##
I like to mix buffalo and bbq.... call it spicy chipotle
## Speaker_2: ##
I'm a mixing ranch and bbq together kind of guy myself, but this sounds pretty good.
If I ever have a good day doing this (fuck SVMK) I'll... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
3d chess. Normies just can't comprehend it.
## Speaker_1: ##
Isn’t that just regular chess?
## Speaker_2: ##
Regular chess operates in 2 dimensions for all intents and purposes. The board doesn't have a vertical element.
## Speaker_3: ##
intensive purposes*
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## Speaker_0: ##
I have so many questions
## Speaker_1: ##
Stitch fix fucked me when I shorted it at 38. That’s 80% of the story. The position I had on sfix would be worth about 6.5 million at today’s low too.
## Speaker_2: ##
you didn't short it with shares did you.
but lets keep telli... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Usually I have to check if the tweets I see on here are real because they're so fucking crazy. This time I had to check because it actually makes sense.
## Speaker_0: ##
Getting rid of the EUs tariffs has always been his end goal. Only people who believe the TDS media ha... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Wait for the bulls to go suicidal after $100B in buybacks isn't enough to draw attention away from piss poor iPhone X sales.
## Speaker_1: ##
Selling 100 x $1000 phones is more revenue than a 150 x $600 phone. Or 950 x $100 phones.
## Speaker_0: ##
Except Apple only sold... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This market is toast. Some Bernie sanders type is prob gonna win 2020 and put it out of its misery.
## Speaker_1: ##
Lol if Bernie Sanders had been elected this market would trade 30% discount. Don't get me wrong I like him but he wouldn't make trading equities any more app... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
6000 shares ~13.46
pray for me
## Walls1337bot: ##
5200 shares @14.16, and not so good feeling about these earnings.
## Speaker_1: ##
PROOOOOOF
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Not p-shopped. http://imgur.com/PoaW4R7
## Walls1337bot: ##
every time someone asks me for "proof" they the... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
I can't even afford the fucking paper in this picture right now. Dunder Mifflin lookin mother fucker
## Speaker_1: ##
It's an e46, the shitbox of luxury
## Speaker_2: ##
E46 is GOAT m8
## Speaker_3: ##
What he meant was E39. Sorry for my friend’s mistake everyone.
## Sp... |
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no
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care to elaborate on why?
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no
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no
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no
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## Speaker_0: ##
Does Trump even know what CODB is?
## Speaker_1: ##
He is a dumbass. What has he achieved in his life?
Edit: People can't detect sarcasm.
## Speaker_2: ##
Yeah. Not like beating Hillary and body slamming the media was hard. Literally has achieved nothing of note.
## Spe... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
That is too 2007. These days you are an 'entrepreneur' but in reality you are just unemployed with a vague idea for an app that has been tried a million times before.
## Speaker_1: ##
"WYD for a living?" "I have an app". "oh cool! what does it do?" "well i haven't built it... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
for shits and giggles I bought 10 SQ march 9 calls yesterday at 2.11. I have no idea what I'm doing but holy fucking god I think wasted 2 years trading stocks
## Speaker_1: ##
It's honestly ridiculous. I treated it like a hobby (trading stocks), have a few grand in long pos... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Why did you set stop losses only to buy back in?
## Speaker_1: ##
I set stop loss Incase it drop below the amount of money I want to lose.... yeah I’m a Pussy
## Speaker_0: ##
Then why do you keep buying back in? Also they can cause you to lose more money than you otherwi... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Well maybe they should produced more. I would have happily bought one for my son months ago if they were in stock. I got him a used PSP instead and he loves it.
## Speaker_1: ##
Lol, they've been easily in stock for the entirety of the last year. Didn't even have to try ha... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
subhuman date format
## Speaker_1: ##
Commie
## Walls1337bot: ##
Real men use YYYY/MM/DD
## Speaker_1: ##
Why do that when I can use Year/Week/Month/Day? Example: My FD expires 2018/03/04/21
## Walls1337bot: ##
What week does that represent? To me, putting 03 in the wee... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Haha yeah man get the fuck outta those positions. Take the 60k from AMZN and buy an investment property or something. Nice work dude!
## Speaker_0: ##
Where the fuck do you think you are? You can’t buy a property for anything less than half a million where I live, and th... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Definitely one of us.
KA license plate holder = confirmed faggot = parents car
## Speaker_1: ##
BMW = classic faggot car too
## Speaker_2: ##
I thought it meant black man's wish
## Speaker_3: ##
i wouldn't wish a 7 series upon my worst enemy. shit will be in the shop ... |
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