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Positions or ban
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168 shares at 3.80 for the 27th. sold at around 26.50 per option
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doesn't even know the difference between a share and a contract. makes half a mill in a day. nice
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if it makes you feel any better, everyone... |
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Ya know.. I was looking at my portfolio and again, questioned why I was still in AMD.
I hate you AMD. Will exit and never look back...... someday
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Yeah I wanna pull out of it... but my position is too good and it never hits the $15 selling point I would pu... |
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You see, shit like this is needed in a sub like this! Most of y'all spend time calling each other out. I have a feeling it's due to repressed feelings that y'all have due to the huge amount of losses you've accumulated throughout the years. I propose a Skype video conference... |
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It's his passion. Collecting the green is a fringe benefit.
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His passion is making profit but not actually the money?
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Yup, if he liked the money he could live in a mansion with several lambos. Instead he simply lives in a single house all... |
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The desktop client also freezes constantly, there's no way to scale it for high-density displays (i.e. all the text is tiny), and there's no mobile app (yet).
The lack of mobile app means I'm tied to my computer, which would be fine if my full-time job was to trade. But ... |
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Wait, is using the N-word here ok now? If John had just used the N-word as part of a meme it would have been fine?
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Papa used a hard -er
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I know you are jesting, but so did Bill Maher, and HBO stock didnt tank.
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Maher ... |
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Negative yachting
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Mining?
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Taking the bus
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some might call it a public road yacht.
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The loser cruiser!
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The bots bro... The bots.
I'll leave this here though...
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Welcome home, son
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I have a dad now? Cool!
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We all had dads once.
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I can't even how many dads I've had.
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Or how many u called daddy
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I never thought in a million years I would lose 30% of my portfolio on Dunkin fucking Donuts
My move tomorrow is to jump off of a Dunkin Donuts
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Those stores aren't very tall. Soon you'll be back posting on here "I cant believe I broke both my legs from Dun... |
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Even as sure a bet as a lot of people thought this fight was putting down 100k at -650 odds is definitely a yolo move
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I had the same thought as this guy. I can never pick a stock that'll give me a 15% return in one day. I didn't have the $100k to do it but ... |
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/u/losingmoneyrightleft where's the tattoo beyotch!?
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He pussying out and buffing out his chest with his posts trying to redirect questions.
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He’s at -22 karma. His plan isn’t working.
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-600+ now, 1 hour later.
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Because you shorted the 271s and would be naked if you closed the other leg
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So I can either close both positions at once or buy back the 271s first?
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yes. also, what were you thinking opening this spread?
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No idea. I though... |
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makes sense tbh, there wasn't a recession after the dotcom crash, unlike in 08. Everything is just overvalued and there's going to be a massive overreaction that sends things crashing and creates a self-sustained panic, just make sure you're around for when it bottoms out so... |
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fuck, this is actually worrying.
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you know how many idiots follow this guy?
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Just buy the dip
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Add the /s dude
Too many retards around here that’ll actually do this. We gotta protect our own, even if they are dumb as shit (like... |
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Up 1.5%. Lame.
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Wait for updated guidance
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Yeah, that's at 5:30... The wait's unbearable.
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I think we will be opening over $100, if not near $105
*EDIT*
Meant $V.
$MSFT will be $78, maybe $80
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Lol r u ... |
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Didn't the guy say he knew he wasn't going to win after like the third year. He said the million dollar bet was probably one of the best losses he ever got as it gave him an inside with warren buffet; that they met at least once a year for a meal to discuss the markets... So... |
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Good work soldier, all in calls.
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Wage growth is bad, not good. Most of the stuff in this report is bearish.
S&P barely up 4% YTD. Trump tariff economy is ruining all our Obama gains
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sell out then, and post pics
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It t... |
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This is actually nothing compared to the real OGs. Top autist was a french man losing more than 4 billion for a french bank. Thats where the term “Never let the baguette get to your head“ comes from.
Edit: Actually it was 7 billion and he was third on the list. Big man JP ... |
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I thought Mexico was paying?
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They're gonna reimburse us
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Good one.
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You realize that we can literally force them to pay, right? There are hundreds of ways to do it. Tariffs, remittance taxes, sanctions, etc.
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Is Shkreli really going to be the deciding factor haha??
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I'm pretty sure Shkreli just came out and said Trump is going to lose tbh. Lol.
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He was right about Mast, Maybe he's right about Trump too.
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He never said Trump was g... |
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We lost 4,000 US troops trying to defeat a bunch of Middle Eastern goat-hearders.
We lost 57,000 troops trying to to defeat a bunch of Southeast Asian rice farmers.
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The point of our middle eastern wars wasn't to bring peace and democratically elected gover... |
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>it may got bankruptcy
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Like an Asian used text to speech comment on ST.
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> ronron671
more likely to be from kentucky or louisiana.
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Or, they wuz.
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Kangz
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Back in Omaha when WE WUZ... |
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Here is the previous posts from just a view days ago, Don't say I didn't warn you guys:
[1](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/59w718/thank_you_hillary_clinton_those_emails_get/)
[2](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/596adt/i_know_100_of_you_f... |
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Boys, listen up.
We've got someone who's got BOOTS ON THE GROUND inside of a mother fucking HIGH SCHOOL, where entire nations economies are either made, or are catastrophically destroyed.
The fact that you all are berating him sickens me. He's got his ear to the ground,... |
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Instead of trading SPY, why didn't you trade e-mini future options to get better tax treatment + overnight liquidity?
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I had just finished classes on options trading and felt really confident. Before I was just trading equities and now I'm learning futures a... |
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Well I think we'd all welcome you back here, *if your parents are ok with it*
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Tried to make it clear I am my own person now. No longer 18 now I'm 19 there is a huge difference. /s
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How do we know you're not actually FSC?!?!
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Every time you think, "Should I buy a call?" Buy a put, and vice versa.
Or at least tell us what you're trading, and we'll do the opposite.
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Just bought SPY call 237 @1.0~~2~~1 (price improvement) expiring Friday
E: http://imgur.com/a/Rr6Kz
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Doesn't matter. Green is green, profit is profit. Buy and flip.
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It's up 20% today jesus christ
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Leverage those dumbfucks who bought thinking it's amazing only because it's social media, short when it's up by 50% and watch Facebook buy it... |
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Spend seven years bitching about it, then fail to do anything about it.
GG GOP guess we won't get tax cuts for another four years
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Not only did they have seven years, but they have congress and the presidency. This is just failure on all fronts by the GOP... |
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Fucking John Deere does this shit. Nothing new.
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John Deere doesn't make cars, fyi
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Chevy does it with the Corvette. Better?
You can literally help build your engine when you buy the Corvette experience.
Also, no shit they don't build ca... |
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1. Short every single stock.
2. Vote Trump
3. Cash out your millions within first month of his Presidency.
4. Watch America collapse from the comfort of your yacht.
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Where should I anchor my yacht, Florida Keys or Nantucket?
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Keys, muc... |
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And a *guaranteed* 35% return is never real.
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Yeah let’s be real without more context that does sound shady. A vague real estate venture that needs high middle class people to invest 100k and the dude GUARANTEES 35% return? Maybe it’s just a great opport... |
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Let's see how long he lasts in that position. Dumping toxic waste in the ocean is profitable. Doing it the right way costs money.
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She*. Vitrue signaling to the max. Ask Ackman how investing with his fee fees has went.
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http://www.etf.com... |
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I'll just leave this here https://www.quora.com/profile/Shane-Grady-1
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If its real it has to be some old dude posing as a young kid
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Doesnt seem like it https://askfred.net/Results/roundResults.php?seq=1&event_id=136205&highlight_com... |
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[https://imgur.com/a/PjWwPss](https://imgur.com/a/PjWwPss)
Started with $2,100 two weeks ago. Love this subreddit
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Now quite your job, borrow as much money as anyone will lend you, get yourself some nice drugs, and go all in. You can't lose.
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A correction is due now though. I'm worried the government shutdown could set it off.
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I wanna smash my phone against the wall every time I hear someone say this. People been calling the top since 2013
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I don't think its the top yet. My gue... |
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Air Jordans Lmaoooo
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You laugh, but /r/sneakerheads (/r/sneakers) legit think that “investing” in sneakers is going to fund their retirement.
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Legit question do people actually pay more for old "rare" sneakers? All of that shit is so mass pr... |
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>don't have that sitting in my bank account right now
You mean you invested your emergency fund instead of keeping it in an Ally 1.4% savings account?
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I invested my 12k emergency fund and i'm up to 25k right now(I trickled a few more k in, maybe 16k tot... |
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Grindr
FTFY
and wtf are you doing telling this dude you use RH. He's not going to respect you at all.
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I fucked her back in college so idk how she even has any respect for me now. I gave her some trash D bc I was always so drunk.
I mean him*
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Weeks? Try days.
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If your FDs don't have you teetering on the edge of homelessness every Friday afternoon you're investing wrong
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FD = fixed deposit?
New here. I don’t get why an FD would have you teetering on the edge of homelessness
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Yo what the fuck
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“You used your “phone a friend” lifeline to ask your grandmother for $15”
Holy fuck hahahahaha
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I'm sure glad we're using homophobia casually again like it's cool. Does that mean I can go back to casually calling people ni... |
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Why do you idiots keep betting against Elon
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"EVs will never be mainstream"
"They lose money on every car"
"Their cars catch fire all the time"
"They will never make an affordable car"
"They will never make an affordable car at scale"
"Their factories ... |
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You trust the government and private banks more than them?
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The Federal reserve is a private bank. The most secret one of them all. I don't trust them. Like at all. I'm honestly super fucking worried about the policies they are pushing out.
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SPY needs to go to ~230 to match the percentage drop in 2011
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Wtf happened in 2011
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Euro debt crisis plus dummies in Washington threatening to default on US Treasuries. Freedom Caucus got the US credit rating downgraded for first time in his... |
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His loans were $46k and the highest interest rates on loans have been about 8%.
He had 140 AAPL shares he said were worth around $13k at the time of post.
Today they'd be worth $24920.
Whoops.
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thats why free internet advice is worth what you pay for
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I like this idea except fuck your 100. Would need to be more.
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We broke tho
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What are you doing here then?
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Tryna get unbroke
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Try a job to start.
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Does not compute
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I hope you know that your unborn children will still be paying off your debt from that short when they’re 50.
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Oh I’m not shorting it.
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> Short SQ
Did I misread something here?
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I’m buying SQ as my next purchase, w... |
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Will EA ever be able to recover from this????
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EA made Disney and Star Wars look bad.
You don't think future companies will think twice before partnering with EA, especially when they see how much people hate them?
Almost 1 million people told EA to go fuc... |
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In 820 @ 8.14 let's fucking goo
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In since $4.12
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In since $2.20
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Out since $10.
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Out since $7...really kicking myself right now
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I can imagine an IRS agent is going to find this sub and laughing his/her ass off at all the tax write-offs we have floating around.
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You can only claim so much, though. A couple years ago, I took a huge hit, and only last year used the last of it up due to ... |
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Her lipstick looks smeared. Mah man
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Nah it's just a new look that reality stars and YouTube makeup tutorials are doing. Called snogging
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Wow, it looks like shit. "Jokes on you, I DO know how to put makeup on, I did this on purpose!" Retard... |
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kill one, marry one, fuck one. go
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Merry the financially responsible, fuck the physically attractive, and kill the dumb Apple fan girl. This is da wae to a good life
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this guy fucks
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Fact: had two sex this weekend
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Are you really comparing Etsy to amazon? Someone ban this dude
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With that mentality you will never be rich bro.
The market is tough, you (and amazon) can't expect to roam the world without any competitors.
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Looking at your post history, you... |
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I got some of dem GM puts, and more importantly, don't own a GM vehicle. That way I don't piss away all my profit in repair bills.
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I work for a gm dealership so I don’t have to worry about any of that
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You work for company A... then buy... |
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She's gonna leave you for a /personalfinance chad when she gets a look at them sweet ally savings accounts
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Virgin $70 otm call contract vs chad $830.000 ally savings account
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>$830.000
European or precisely poor?
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What did you buy?
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3.3k on 267/266 SPY Calls 4/13
AND EVERYONE HERE SAID IT WAS DUMB SO I KNEW I MADE MONEY
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For the entire week I was just doing SPY Puts/Calls. I only started doing options 2~3 weeks ago.
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This is the gayest shit I've ever seen.
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I'm sure its not. check your Pnl Statement.
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Good bot
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Are you sure about that? Because I am 100.0% sure that WallStreetBot is not a bot.
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LETS FUCKING GO
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Dude my dick can only get so fucking hard. Snap puts and aapl calls. Break out the champagne boys
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pics?
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Of the dick or the options. Fuck it, why not both?
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just the dick
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Why hasn't Moviepass filed for bankruptcy yet? Are their investors as retarded as we are and just love burning money?
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I lost a bunch on HMNY... I did, and still do think the idea of MoviePass is brilliant at its core... but shit, even my dumb ass got out ba... |
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When Analfarmer is in class on a phone with robinhood and makes 3/4 of a million dollars lol
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he just googled, went with his gut and tapped the screen. OP's dad here trying to maximize every single pixel possible for his research. He aint one of us.
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If that’s what you actually owe that means you made a lot of money which means your doing something right
If you’re broke and don’t even have 50k then yeah you fucked up
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If you realize 1M gains on dec 31 and lose 1M on jan 1, guess what taxes you owe.
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been flipping out about Trump's tariffs and like railing on him....and that's with Trump basically making the Indexes go up 20% last year. Maybe there's a reason to be worried, but it's fucking hard to time the market, and this guy who sold this morning (if he's honest) just... |
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Boys, listen up.
We've got someone who's got BOOTS ON THE GROUND inside of a mother fucking HIGH SCHOOL, where entire nations economies are either made, or are catastrophically destroyed.
The fact that you all are berating him sickens me. He's got his ear to the ground,... |
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Where do you people even work?
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I live in a very liberal neighborhood and there are tons of idiot communists. They're like rats.
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Funny cause liberal is the opposite of communist
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Not according to conservatives, there’s no... |
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Long $TSLA
Short $FB
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Millenials are desperate to pay off their student loans and don't remember who Journey is. Long $FB short $TSLA
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I’m a millennial that loves journey
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A millennial who loves Journey.
Short $TSLA.
Short ... |
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How is boeing not a tech company?
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Because they build airplanes bro. How are they a tech company?
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How is an airplane not technology.
It's not a software company sure (even though they have software engineers) I'll give you that, but its a ... |
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You've got two options now:
Chase your high and lose most of that in other risky plays on the market in the coming months.
or
Diversify into solid stocks and ETFs and retire in 5 years, that's seriously life changing money at your age and you should now be thinking defens... |
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This is actually nothing compared to the real OGs. Top autist was a french man losing more than 4 billion for a french bank. Thats where the term “Never let the baguette get to your head“ comes from.
Edit: Actually it was 7 billion and he was third on the list. Big man JP ... |
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Tariffs would have been great, before they outsourced all manufacturing... now it doesn't really make sense.
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> Tariffs would have been great
Pretty sure Ricardo proved this unambiguously false like 150 years ago but ok
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Source? and ... |
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I remember the words of my finance professor:
"if you don't understand, just draw hockeysticks on the exam"
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Your finance professor absolutely does not give a fuck
## Speaker_0: ##
He used to walk around the auditorium during the lecture, and sit down... |
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Why didn't you tell us ahead of time?
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cuz the people who pay for my trade alerts would leave if they knew it I was posting it for free. (downvote me you cheap cucks)
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What's ur website dude
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lemonparty.org
just dm me
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Taxes, and take some out and get bottle service at Chucky Cheese
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[No taxes](https://www.canada.ca/en/revenue-agency/services/tax/individuals/topics/tax-free-savings-account.html). I'm not about that life.
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bro nice, ever had an issue wit... |
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Why you living in the past
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Cause my autism was cured. Now in index funds and GE.... but I might relapse if I see another opportunity.
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>autism was cured
>in GE
Hmmm
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I don't think you can always fully shake it. Got... |
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Idk how to deal with this shit
How fucked do we think March calls are?
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we rekt, fam
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Gfdi it's crashing, rebound you shit stock, I got kids!
Pepper your Angus!
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It's down .5% right now stop freaking out
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## Speaker_0: ##
you read their s-1?
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it was a pretty amusing s-1.
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literally no value with growth declining YoY
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my favorite is they have to pay google a minimum of $400m per year in the next 5 for cloud usage. even at $780m in revenue next... |
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Weird. I had no idea police entered schools.
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They do. About 40% of schools have police “resource officers” or something to that effect. The worse part is that parents and kids don’t even know that they shouldn’t talk to them. With that said. Many people ha... |
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... your job
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Pfff 30k barely covers my bills for the year.
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That’s a lot of porn subscriptions
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Its mostly my wifes boyfriends car loans and stuff.
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And I do appreciate it, I really do. Can I get lik... |
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I sold 15 116/118... no way did i think it would pop this much... ughhh.. only hope is it pulls back some at open with short term traders taking profit
Edit expected move was ~$11 so i added $5 as a cushion. Boy did that backfire
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I understand absolutely no... |
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bold move. nice gains, are you hanging around or cashing out?
also love seeing the 25% lower price target news on the bottom lmao
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I’ll just hold based on my solid DD of “why the fuck would anyone sell a house any other way”
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Stupidest shi... |
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So you sold cash covered (naked) Ford $10 calls? And the buyer exercised the contracts? I'm still confused why you would be short shares since RH should have bought and immediately sold the shares for you.
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I sold 1000+ $10/$10.50 credit call spreads for a $... |
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I have Robinhood. :\) i did buy AMD Options in the money though. I am very happy the options worked out.
This literally made me laugh straight through.
Robinhood is very plain but free is free. I trade a lot it works for me. I use my E\-trade account for all the ext... |
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This shit makes no sense
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Unless you have zero understanding of EMH, this is correct
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ELI5
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Actual good advice? Certainly does not belong here
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Not really. Businesses cost time and require capital. At 19 the best time and wealth investment is focusing on your work. Then when you're not a retarded shit 19 year old and got 80k+ coming in, you can ac... |
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I don't tell people I fuck with options or even stocks because of the constant "oh that's just gambling" bullshit.
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Some people prefer roulette, others faggots delights...
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I broker natural gas derivatives. When I'm asked what I do for a liv... |
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Market goes up and this sub turns into r/T_D. Market goes down and this sub turns into r/all. I love it.
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Not exactly. My current theory is that this sub is split 50/50 against Trump, and when one side looks better they speak up and the other side shuts up ... |
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Is this post satire?
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Is this comment satire?
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Are you satire?
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It's only satire if you are making money.
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Is that satire?
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if baba beats: go to the cool asian food hall
if baba misses: ramen at home
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Food hall? Are you gambling with your students loans?
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psh, you are clearly not with the food scene. it's all about the food halls now. [here's the one i'll blow ... |
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https://twitter.com/laurenduca/status/818124094587752452 for those curious
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How is saying "I would rather eat my own organs" publicly in response to a private DM not harassment too (by twitter standards)
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Cuz she is a woman or something.
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SHOP
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This scares me. 30 more minutes until I take the plunge.
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Do it
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Already done! See the imgur link :D
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Go to the gym. It's the only kind of gains I have left these days.
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MOON on that bench boi
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Buying 315 calls on that shit
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Solid response that definitely will fly over a lotta peoples heads
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Pumping iron... |
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I just don't know what to believe, everything I hear about this company sounds so reputable.
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Believe the guy who intentionally went to the FDA to try to bankrupt them so he could make money on his short position. That's the most reliable source.
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You want to bet against the biggest retailer? Are u mad son?
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Walmart Revenue = $482B
Costco Revenue = $116B
Amazon Revenue = $107B
Home Depot Revenue =$82B
Target Revenue = $73B
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they have 40% market share of all ecommerce. Next biggest... |
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You're crazy dude I bought in at $20 and bailed as soon as the headline hit about FB. I converted to Facebook, match won't be able to stand a chance.
Even if FB takes 1-2% of their share that's going to crush their bottom line.
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I dont invest, I trade. Ma... |
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Hold for the inevitable crash post-election results.
Which is definitely gonna happen.
Right, everyone?
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Fingers crossed?
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That and my last year's savings...
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how do you live like that
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Lmao how do you not know how to take profit
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Like enough to retire 10 years earlier. The people here are maniacs.
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380k is 10 years of retirement savings to you?
that's 38k a year...where do you live that 38k is enough to live on?
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