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### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Its red bro wtf u smoking
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It’s open today was like 4.19 so it’s green today
## Speaker_2: ##
And it closed over 5.00 yesterday. Are you actually retarded?
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Bruh I said it’s green TODAY not all week or all 2 days
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“Today... |
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Warren: Dude I just spent 80 years merging random companies together and you want to break them up? Because ice cream cones and jet parts are a vertical market?
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In is defense he wasnt worried about antitrust issues. He recommended breaking up any company w... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What is you interviewing for?
My interviews are like:
Can you drive a stick? Have you crashed? Have you lost a load somewhere?
Welcome aboard...
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A consulting place and a wealth management place
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So basically dont show them you are subbe... |
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I bought in hard. A guy with a van can't destroy 2% of the economy.
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But a chetto with a Twitter can
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it's so edgy to be anti-president these days
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"It's so edgy to be anti-nazi sympathizers these days."
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## Speaker_0: ##
I made the meme stock bracket. I don’t understand how it’s complicated.
If you cant understand the bracket I’m not sure how you have $10,000 to play with.
## Speaker_1: ##
That's why this fucktard is going to risk 10K. probably stole that money from his dying grandma.
#... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Please tell me you went all in on margin for UXIN.
Please. I'm begging you.
## Speaker_1: ##
This is from spy puts
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I thought you couldn’t trade options on margin in robinhood?
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RH Gold is essentially paying a monthly fee for up to 2k in... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Where is /u/NOVACPA when you need him. Who else is losing faith that this turns out well for the bagholders?
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Uh...
This is exactly what we want.
The UST just said it supports the plantiffs (Collins) and that FHFA is unconstitutional. Ergo, the NWS is u... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
$1000 will get you some coke and at least 2 hookers. That's the better buy to get back at an ex imo.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I'll consider it.
## Speaker_1: ##
Dude. Real talk. $1,000 wont do shit for you in the market, especially with zero knowledge. This right here ^ is the... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
>wants their product to fail
>uses their product
## Speaker_1: ##
As long as you don’t view the advertisements on the platform you’re actually making them lose money by using their product.
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You're helping daily active users though which helps prop ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
If you are venting it out atleast let us know how much you lost... and GFY
## Speaker_1: ##
what it means gfy? girlfriend young?
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Good For You
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I have literally always thought it was go fuck yourself when it came to this board.
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## Speaker_0: ##
You just need to buy some credit default swaps
## Speaker_1: ##
I don’t think it’s going be a market crash, I think it’ll be a slowdown. They don’t sell credit default swaps to the little guys anyway.
## Speaker_0: ##
Get an isda you fuck
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Wait, we’re $1.... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I mean. It's not horrible advice as of right now.
New CEO in place, GE is going to make a lot of big changes soon. Might be a good payoff. Worst case scenario, you hold onto a stock you already have, and it goes down a little lower. It's not going bankrupt. Best case scenar... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Six 4k screens should suffice. That is all.
## Speaker_1: ##
Overcompensating for something?
## Speaker_0: ##
It's the only way I can fit my lifted 2015 Quad Cab Dually Longbed Dodge Ram as my background.
## Speaker_1: ##
I was asking about your penis but if you want t... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
1) Liquidate all stocks
2) Payoff your mortgage and all personal debt owed
3) Exchange your dollars for non-dollar denominated assets/foreign currencies (non-G7 countries)
4) Move out of the USA
## Speaker_1: ##
5) Move to remote primitive tropical island
6) Buy wha... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Fake news tho right
## Speaker_1: ##
IDK, are they building an 80-ft wall along MX/USA border?
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90 ft*
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Is that the real number? How deep?
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100 ft now.
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### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Your car will be able to be a self driving Uber for you while you're not using your say, that's it.
Also solar powered roofs with battery storage and self driving cars n' shit.
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah man I can't wait for people to bang in the back of my self driving TSLA ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Not to mention the $38k+ tax bill that house has
## Speaker_1: ##
That's like 1% of assessed value. Pretty normal TBH.
## Speaker_0: ##
Look at a $2 million house in Denver, the taxes are like $10k
## Speaker_2: ##
My 300k property in Baltimore is 8k in taxes. Ridiculou... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is why the market has been volatile lately.
Look at the facts, Robinhood introduces options trading for free for hundreds of thousands of people with no education, experience, or money to be able to trade options freely.
Market begins to fluctuate wildly in both up an... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This pretty much sums up most of the loyal democrats that were forced to vote for Hilary.
## Speaker_1: ##
I refused to vote. It my be a mistake in the end but it should teach those stupid fucking Democrats to not blindly follow a machine. Fuck Hillary.
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I ... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
I paid $0 for college now I'm paying $0 for rent... Thanks mom and dad please turn the heating on please the basement is cold.
## Speaker_1: ##
Congrats, you’re now better than 99.99% millennials
## Speaker_2: ##
I know the vibe were throwing here, but how bad is it real... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
RIP u/kmoh74 the guy who put 100k into it
## Speaker_1: ##
HE ISN'T EVEN AWAKE YET LMAO
## Speaker_2: ##
In for a rude awakening
## Speaker_3: ##
I hope if someone is dumb enough to dump 100K in a meme stock merger they were at least smart enough to hedge their position w... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
>Hints?
Someone inform the SEC right away.
## Walls1337bot: ##
lol as if people who currently don't hold any official government position can be charged with insider trading. And even if they are current officials, they passed the [S.T.O.C.K. Act (Stop Trading on Congr... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Classic small government GOP... Oh wait
## Speaker_1: ##
Well granted this isn’t the GOP, it’s Trump,
## Walls1337bot: ##
Oh no you don't mother fucker. Trump is the GOP.
## Speaker_1: ##
Not at all.
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Right, all he did was become the template moulded... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Im just really excited for my pay raise ill be getting. Supply side will work this time! Sure it has failed every other time, but now is different. /s
## Speaker_1: ##
He says, while the economy is experiencing 3+ percent growth and the Dow is higher than anytime in the pas... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
He probably was probably trying to merge, and with the probability of it happening these numbers would be somewhat correct. kek
## Speaker_1: ##
yeah honestly he wasn't even fudging his % return by triple digits which is pretty weak by WSB standards
## Speaker_0: ##
If the... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Exactly how I feel when people bitch about their min wage job not able to support a family. Min wage is for teenagers. If you are still getting min in your 30s then you failed in life.
## Speaker_1: ##
Ma man Jack Ma used to offer free tours to foreigners just to learn Engl... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
NSFW you fucking dickhead.
Also, what do I do with this awkward boner?
## Speaker_0: ##
[you could buy one of these to deal with it](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/VFikm)
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yeahhhh, at the office so I'm not going to be clicking that. Is it a tiny azn ... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Wow you yolo in AMD expecting to lose everything. Well done. No risk no gain
## Speaker_1: ##
Wait, did people really think AMD was gonna tank?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Every seller sold with the belief it wasn't going to go up.
The only reason you are even able to make any tr... |
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### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
I mean, makes sense to avoid right ?
## Speaker_1: ##
Absolutely makes sense, it's just funny
## Speaker_2: ##
Just the featured part
## Speaker_3: ##
man it's been ages since I've gone to a proper mass shooting. Thanks snap!
## Speaker_4: ##
I have one coming up soon i... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
this has to be fake
## Speaker_1: ##
It is. Posted by a satire website.
## Speaker_2: ##
Hey we don't need facts here.
## Speaker_3: ##
I too prefer to live in a reality where this happened.
## Speaker_4: ##
I now choose to live my life as a satire man.
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## Speaker_0: ##
If every member in this sub contributed 1 dollar per month we could get an office on Wall St.
## Speaker_1: ##
If every member of this sub contributed $2 per month we could get a Wall St office AND make a monthly $650k SPY play
## Speaker_2: ##
u/YungBillionaire handles th... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
I'm even more confident in my puts as I see the sentiment of this sub is extremely bullish for MSFT ER.
## Walls1337bot: ##
They are teaming up with Walmart and they are going to announce a new console next month. It’s fuckin Microsoft boy, big shit finna happen
## Speake... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
He hasn't made enough money to buy an Aeron Chair?
## Speaker_1: ##
long back problems
## Speaker_2: ##
He actually has had back problems for a long time. He went to China for muscle surgery during the summer.
## Speaker_3: ##
That chair and his posture have absolutely no... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
The jokes on them you can't cover a margin call if you have no money
## Speaker_1: ##
That’s actually what I said in my response to them
## Speaker_2: ##
Proof or ban
## Speaker_1: ##
https://imgur.com/a/AEgYFzI
I said I’ll deposit money in the coming weeks because I do... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Where do you people even work?
## Speaker_1: ##
I live in a very liberal neighborhood and there are tons of idiot communists. They're like rats.
## Speaker_2: ##
I feel like Trump may get reelected not because people actually prefer Trump, but this newage communists are ... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Small boy? a 22k play is more money than the budget of some US schools.
## Speaker_1: ##
He actually spent about $4K
## Walls1337bot: ##
50 buys at 4.58 = 22900 isn't it?
## Speaker_1: ##
I’ll spare you since you seem to lose lots of money.
$4.58 is the price per contrac... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
How does one end up with 18 cents in their HSA?
## Speaker_1: ##
Haha they give me $400 a year free. I spent it.
## Speaker_2: ##
You spent the money in a tax-free account?
## Speaker_1: ##
What do you mean? It’s for medical expenses only. The $400 covers my dentist sayi... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
I'm new to investing and lack any understanding of options but did you just make $384 from a two $2 contracts? ELI5 please
## Speaker_1: ##
He bought scratchers
## Speaker_0: ##
Yeah I've heard they are basically high risk lotto tickets. But since I'm new to this I'm only ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why tho? This is not something I’d expect coming from a republican congress. Are they that retarded? Is this their idea of “simplifying” the tax code?
## Speaker_1: ##
This is the only bill that legit fucks everyone/
## Walls1337bot: ##
You're forgetting Net Neutrality, wh... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
$30k into a penny stock - you've got balls the size of your brain or vice versa...
## Speaker_1: ##
both
## Speaker_2: ##
do you want a cookie
## Speaker_1: ##
i just want to lose my gains so i can finally become a WSB member
## Walls1337bot: ##
Why be a member when you'... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Thanks to this post, I just bought a (as in singular) $13 FD for .05. Risking the big bucks here.
## Speaker_1: ##
How do you even buy a singular FD
## Speaker_0: ##
Robinhood. No commission means buying one option contract is now possible.
## Speaker_1: ##
Wait but I c... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Flee the country
## Speaker_1: ##
what's the latest on the vegas meetup
## Speaker_2: ##
No one is able to attend because they lost all of their tendies.
## Speaker_3: ##
Actually we’re all going to become prostitutes and make our money back
## Speaker_2: ##
Vegas is a... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I would neck the fuck outta myself
## Speaker_1: ##
The Founder of Victoria’s Secret jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge. He sold the company for a fraction of what it’d be worth just a few years later and squandered away that money with other failed business ventures.
## Sp... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What do you use to make this shit?
## Speaker_1: ##
Sony vegas
## Walls1337bot: ##
I AM SO PISSED. I thought I got it when it was on a Humble Bundle Sale, but apparently I didn't. All I have is fucking Corel Painter Essentials 6.
## Speaker_2: ##
Just fucking torrent it ... |
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