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200 | 201 | What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty? Mutton Looter King | [-6.02080747e-02 3.67936231e-02 1.73233356e-02 -3.85019146e-02
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201 | 202 | An Indian redditor gets an arranged marriage. He turns to his partner and says: "Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!" | [-9.67859328e-02 2.79695000e-02 -3.53265554e-02 9.64129269e-02
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202 | 203 | What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? ..........Nothing you've already told her twice! | [-5.89972874e-03 -2.57463641e-02 5.54540753e-02 6.21455275e-02
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203 | 204 | I'd kill for a microwave that plays Europe's "The Final Countdown" during the last 30 seconds. | [-2.76352614e-02 7.37776831e-02 -4.36975434e-03 -8.86151046e-02
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204 | 205 | Did you hear about the skeleton who didn't go to prom? He had no body to go with. | [-2.55382601e-02 7.95523524e-02 3.69783640e-02 5.09307068e-03
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205 | 206 | What do you call it when a jugaloo sleeps with his girlfriend after a fight? Make up sex. | [ 9.53477458e-04 7.45948106e-02 -9.23591405e-02 5.18166535e-02
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206 | 207 | How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line! | [-8.61780122e-02 -5.31308614e-02 -4.93017361e-02 -3.58004011e-02
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207 | 208 | Kids are like farts. You don't mind your own, but others peoples are just unbearable | [ 3.34340632e-02 -1.08186975e-02 2.48647574e-02 7.42271096e-02
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208 | 209 | Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse. But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realised I'd hit rock bottom. | [ 6.01613559e-02 4.35003266e-03 8.55017006e-02 6.51114583e-02
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209 | 210 | I milked the cow "We don't have a cow" the neighbors' cow then "Their cat?" Pretty sure it was a cow he was saying moo "Meow" Ah shoot | [-1.30891846e-02 -2.49744277e-04 3.89061272e-02 3.63303199e-02
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210 | 211 | Dear Shirtless Guy in his Profile Pic, You REALLY want to impress girls? Get a job & pose in front of your cubicle. | [ 8.07255227e-03 1.88200846e-02 6.25907443e-03 1.02271279e-02
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211 | 212 | The IRA have been fighting for Irish reunification since the 70s. . . All they needed to do was vote for the Conservatives. | [ 2.05070246e-02 -4.01967429e-02 -5.98392710e-02 -3.92100997e-02
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212 | 213 | How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they like to keep the mods in the dark. | [-8.95585958e-03 -5.42345420e-02 1.86573318e-03 7.83511698e-02
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213 | 214 | Why is Chapstick so popular? Cause it's the balm baby! | [-3.23809199e-02 -6.01859502e-02 -1.07779941e-02 3.85671970e-03
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214 | 215 | What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late. | [-6.19462505e-03 2.79284399e-02 4.23194766e-02 4.92926165e-02
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215 | 216 | If I was antisocial I wouldn't have just ordered a pizza over the phone. | [-6.68096617e-02 5.69968037e-02 4.82469052e-02 4.27364819e-02
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216 | 217 | What's a sluts favourite drink? 7 Up in Cider | [-6.73656538e-02 -1.75775662e-02 -3.40837538e-02 4.22910340e-02
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217 | 218 | Facebook buys Instagram for one billion?!? Idiots!! They could have downloaded it from the app store for .99 cents.. | [-3.91059816e-02 1.11155482e-02 1.82683785e-02 -1.58396997e-02
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218 | 219 | I may not be getting laid tonight, but I'm definitely banging my snooze button in the morning. | [-3.07768937e-02 -8.10961649e-02 2.36671809e-02 4.87969778e-02
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219 | 220 | I want to make a series about the murder of an airline crew but I still have to shoot the pilot. | [ 1.95729584e-02 -3.09783649e-02 -1.12382755e-01 1.02656949e-02
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220 | 221 | My friend always wanted to work in animation, but never got past the interview He just couldn't understand the difference between a professional "colorist" and a professional "racist" | [-1.47373583e-02 3.80467735e-02 -4.43822108e-02 3.82268243e-02
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221 | 222 | [sees a zebra for the first time] What's up with that horse? [sees a giraffe for the first time] Okay, what the hell is going on today? | [-6.67127147e-02 8.68218616e-02 7.76341707e-02 4.04131934e-02
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222 | 223 | so as I went in to vote this morning, an old lady told me to make sure I voted for the candidate that could make change. Boy, is my bank teller going to be surprised! | [ 1.35593452e-02 6.78399531e-03 -2.39434899e-04 -1.22244807e-03
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223 | 224 | You're so fat and unfunny... that the only punchlines you have are stained on your shirt. | [ 1.92637611e-02 -6.46462245e-03 4.98494832e-03 1.13268860e-01
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224 | 225 | A kiss will make her day But anal will make her hole weak | [-6.21111970e-03 -1.57783143e-02 1.02879619e-02 4.65520509e-02
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225 | 226 | Glue is weird it's all like hey I want to stick these pieces of paper together wait I have an idea hand me that dead horse | [-8.99227709e-02 -8.09730366e-02 2.89745276e-05 -8.27423763e-03
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226 | 227 | Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster? So we can think about a solution in silence | [ 3.49415354e-02 1.11623313e-02 8.57258141e-02 1.40486509e-01
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227 | 228 | Waiting for the day when a girl finally says that I'm "the one," but isn't talking to a police officer. | [-4.00329977e-02 9.74631123e-03 8.56481791e-02 2.25691032e-02
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228 | 229 | Some people say Glenn Frey got pneumonia from the cold... But that can't be true because he said the Heat is On. | [-3.58038247e-02 -1.18422071e-02 2.77788937e-02 1.30623981e-01
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229 | 230 | A duck walks up to a prostitute.... And says, "put it on my bill" | [-5.81494980e-02 3.79460603e-02 -9.19182375e-02 2.30984222e-02
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230 | 231 | What is the best part about having sex with 23 year olds? There's 20 of them. (Works better in person) | [ 3.81884128e-02 8.52528363e-02 3.35740857e-02 -2.59200186e-02
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231 | 232 | My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart. | [-3.93708162e-02 8.18905979e-02 6.92642182e-02 3.37713920e-02
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232 | 233 | What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake? Get off me, homes. | [ 5.36777824e-03 8.89581591e-02 3.71857397e-02 4.91504185e-02
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233 | 234 | "You're a unit of power Joe." "I'm a Watt?" | [-7.37827867e-02 1.01127982e-01 -5.18099032e-02 9.25319269e-02
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234 | 235 | I once bought an e. e. cummings poem collection.. It was the worst game of Mad Libs ever. | [-5.72367385e-02 1.78431049e-02 2.36777402e-02 -3.96357886e-02
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235 | 236 | Why is it that the more numbers someone has in their e-mail address, the less I respect them? | [-3.93239520e-02 -4.77185771e-02 5.51959686e-02 -6.55677319e-02
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236 | 237 | What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? Shut the door im dressing | [-4.10486422e-02 1.36309611e-02 3.11729200e-02 4.33837995e-03
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237 | 238 | My bank account status is more scary than the Conjuring! | [ 8.25448986e-03 6.53698994e-03 -1.55444872e-02 -1.44041190e-02
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238 | 239 | If you ever need help learning C++, I can give you some pointers. And you can keep me as a reference. | [-7.23295510e-02 1.94302294e-02 -2.69548092e-02 -4.58674841e-02
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239 | 240 | What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room? You made the chain too long in the kitchen. | [ 6.79759160e-02 -2.47876951e-03 5.75252287e-02 -1.86860673e-02
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240 | 241 | A good rule of thumb is to never be in Liam Neeson's movie family. | [-3.02506108e-02 -4.54771854e-02 -3.54493633e-02 -7.83757344e-02
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241 | 242 | If you pour two beers in one glass, it's just one beer. | [ 8.13706592e-02 -3.44447158e-02 -2.87009459e-02 2.54672430e-02
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242 | 243 | Why was the baby ant so confused? Because all of his uncles were ants! | [ 1.22757861e-02 7.39745796e-02 -2.35988703e-02 2.50491966e-02
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243 | 244 | Don't buy whitening toothpaste It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days. 15 days have come and gone... and I am still asian. | [-2.20728032e-02 3.70154195e-02 7.70212412e-02 5.46267815e-02
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244 | 245 | After the Thanksgiving dinner, everyone says (-1)/8 | [-3.87469307e-02 1.69630200e-02 5.26932580e-03 8.47265795e-02
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245 | 246 | Simba - "welcome to... The bone zone" Nala - "the what?" Simba - "elephant graveyard. I said elephant graveyard" | [ 9.78653505e-03 6.38883784e-02 -2.10107584e-02 -3.98104312e-03
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246 | 247 | How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress? They have a lot of patients | [ 8.22817311e-02 1.80436242e-02 1.77453551e-02 7.54361898e-02
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247 | 248 | I wonder if dog's had facebook, would they put our picture as their profile picture. | [-3.56594510e-02 5.15828840e-02 2.94049401e-02 5.48878871e-02
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248 | 249 | Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers? Because when they dance, they make it rain. | [ 6.00460880e-02 -3.39881070e-02 2.50091664e-02 4.02842276e-02
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249 | 250 | My ex-girlfriend was a slut. She bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie. edit: Going through a potential breakup, so if you see this, this isnt about you, babe. Dont leave me, please. | [-3.37821501e-03 -1.20107196e-02 1.16920406e-02 4.60033678e-02
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250 | 251 | Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road? Trick question. There are no roads in Africa. | [ 5.07338010e-02 7.24342540e-02 -2.34133992e-02 3.74358259e-02
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251 | 252 | ME: Haha you can tell them any name and they have to say it BARISTA: I have a latte for "A Person Who Deserves Love"? ME [crying]: Hahaha | [-5.86631224e-02 5.69975283e-03 1.03346864e-02 2.42170040e-02
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252 | 253 | Peter Pan escaped the adult world... ...by becoming an alcoholic. He goes by Peter the Panhandler now. | [ 3.52539681e-02 1.95535459e-02 1.54582663e-02 4.00681868e-02
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253 | 254 | How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard | [ 5.44089787e-02 -2.27249842e-02 -3.06303762e-02 7.31785595e-02
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254 | 255 | My Grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo. | [-4.39327247e-02 1.66353732e-01 2.43466105e-02 1.89458439e-03
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255 | 256 | You just know I knew my girlfriend was furious when I blew my load early last night....I could see it in her eyes | [-2.23726537e-02 -1.20962864e-06 4.65195663e-02 4.94424850e-02
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256 | 257 | FOR SALE: Faulty Guitar. No strings attached. | [-3.63172106e-02 6.24445975e-02 2.05072928e-02 -8.87077022e-03
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257 | 258 | An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfit fanatic walk into a bar... Who talks more? | [ 5.58175426e-03 -8.02442133e-02 -2.66745742e-02 -1.46918362e-02
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258 | 259 | How is light beer like having sex in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water. | [ 2.09769551e-02 9.05360747e-03 -2.06250567e-02 7.74133205e-02
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259 | 260 | How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles. I'll see myself out. | [-8.80691502e-03 -3.97400223e-02 4.16784734e-02 1.96017325e-02
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260 | 261 | What do you get when you cross an insomniac, agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog. | [ 1.76976416e-02 -4.68123257e-02 3.53335552e-02 1.11503862e-01
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261 | 262 | What do you call a number that won't sit still? A roamin' numeral. :P | [-7.65129179e-02 -3.34873684e-02 -3.47506441e-02 -5.47560975e-02
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262 | 263 | Where do drinks go on vacation? Coaster Rica | [ 9.03527066e-02 -4.35522348e-02 3.80316330e-03 3.78179252e-02
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263 | 264 | I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pissed at me. Not my fault they don't have Windows. | [ 5.84057644e-02 3.61281373e-02 9.54143032e-02 -1.04021141e-02
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264 | 265 | I left Stephen Hawking like 8 voice mail messages before I realised he'd picked up every time. | [-3.68569531e-02 -2.40935069e-02 7.35179335e-02 3.41332071e-02
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265 | 266 | My terrible Joke but I never forget it. A dyslexic man walked into a bra.... | [ 3.83014930e-03 -2.72669066e-02 -4.58543636e-02 9.44943875e-02
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266 | 267 | What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to? Elementary :) | [ 6.05560578e-02 -1.56855416e-02 1.98902525e-02 4.70520444e-02
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267 | 268 | Believe it or not, my wife and I were actually matched on Tinder. We'd been married for 12 years. | [-9.15152133e-02 1.38581069e-02 1.10598400e-01 -4.48321253e-02
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268 | 269 | I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. This kid working at Baskin Robbins is pretty scared. Now he's crying in the corner. | [ 2.59693228e-02 -3.44983041e-02 1.08984876e-02 2.86487732e-02
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269 | 270 | So a Trabi owner pulls up to a gas station... ...and says to the attendant: "Two windscreen wipers for my Trabi please." The attendant replies: "That sounds like a good deal!" | [-5.02798483e-02 9.34132412e-02 1.36418650e-02 6.93922192e-02
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270 | 271 | How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, because they'll just beat the room for being black! | [ 6.97687715e-02 2.51972433e-02 -5.97544946e-03 3.25671546e-02
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271 | 272 | Coffee so good it helps a little old lady cross the street. | [-1.34057729e-02 -1.36056133e-02 8.01515728e-02 1.09944597e-01
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272 | 273 | Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning. | [-4.23303731e-02 -1.80847826e-03 6.97710514e-02 5.05153351e-02
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273 | 274 | What did nazi pilots eat for breakfast? Luftwaffles | [-5.79715613e-03 8.67724195e-02 -3.58101539e-02 8.90862793e-02
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274 | 275 | So a blind man walks into a bar He hurts himself pretty badly. | [ 3.15634571e-02 -1.72230210e-02 6.16793428e-03 8.40607882e-02
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275 | 276 | If you're not one of the first five boys in the yard, you almost never get a milkshake. | [ 7.64812529e-02 -5.20281568e-02 1.14298642e-01 -2.66407933e-02
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276 | 277 | sometimes i visit websites that have videos of people making love | [-3.62185240e-02 -1.25889882e-01 5.08512631e-02 2.17481591e-02
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277 | 278 | Why aren't Tyler Perry movies for the light-hearted? They're dark comedies. | [ 2.06046328e-02 -9.44690704e-02 2.63812877e-02 4.01990116e-02
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278 | 279 | Every woman I've ever been with only saw me the way they wanted to see me... ...in their rearview mirror. | [ 7.19707366e-03 -2.20660679e-02 9.54446420e-02 2.17500925e-02
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279 | 280 | How do you tell the circumference of a pecan Pecan pi | [ 5.25392070e-02 5.79168573e-02 -1.53777571e-02 -3.04398648e-02
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280 | 281 | How do you figure out which contestant in a Ms. America pageant is a prostitute? Look for the one with the sash that says "I da ho". | [-2.20849179e-02 3.75224166e-02 -3.57480869e-02 -3.95969488e-03
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281 | 282 | Ethiopian Cuisine... is a bit bland. It tastes like nothing. | [ 2.52840612e-02 1.80439260e-02 -1.35963026e-03 4.49449122e-02
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282 | 283 | I love raccoons. Part cat. Part dog. Part rodent. Part bear. Little people hands. What's not to like? | [-6.35235291e-03 -6.21154765e-03 3.86441909e-02 1.08753644e-01
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283 | 284 | [Google search history] Moles How to kill moles How to make homemade bombs Rescue moles from cave-in Dealing with regret Mole stew | [ 1.23937437e-02 5.46409339e-02 -7.93476962e-03 3.32721323e-02
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284 | 285 | A guy walks into a bar... Ouch. | [ 1.95793100e-02 9.58486646e-03 1.11424401e-02 4.86190766e-02
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285 | 286 | Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets. And then it hit me. | [ 1.04219995e-01 2.89345887e-02 4.06712815e-02 -2.08219029e-02
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286 | 287 | When in doubt, just do the opposite of whatever the person wearing pajamas in public is doing. | [ 3.26465890e-02 4.55245338e-02 1.71356946e-02 -9.67338122e-03
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287 | 288 | [Ouija board] Spirits are you there? U R C U T E D O Y O U H A V E K I K *flips board* | [ 6.00755140e-02 -2.19708588e-02 -2.65561393e-03 -6.84102923e-02
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288 | 289 | Not being able to read because your book ran out of batteries is a pretty hilarious first-world problem. | [ 1.86068043e-02 1.76936295e-02 -2.77524646e-02 1.63253043e-02
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289 | 290 | My internet connection on my farm was be terrible until I moved the router in the horse barn. Now I have stable WiFi. | [ 1.46958744e-02 -5.67630455e-02 4.93649878e-02 -2.65166955e-03
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290 | 291 | Putting captions in the wrong place You know what I hate the most...? | [ 4.49380018e-02 2.44465284e-02 7.83102065e-02 -4.74011600e-02
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291 | 292 | What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like? a baaahhhd movie. ( ) | [-4.57531214e-02 -3.05988006e-02 7.68114720e-03 -5.95575490e-04
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292 | 293 | An irishman walks out of a bar... | [ 3.81201394e-02 2.64335070e-02 -3.66377123e-02 1.19008124e-02
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293 | 294 | Brexit There is a new slimming product in town. It is called Brexit. It'll help you lose a lot of pounds. | [ 2.20872592e-02 -6.42389804e-03 9.73264650e-02 5.25366850e-02
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294 | 295 | Orange Julius is the third best thing to happen to oranges behind mimosas and the "orange you glad I didn't say banana" knock knock joke | [-6.86037317e-02 -2.32907850e-02 -1.35681191e-02 2.15655323e-02
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295 | 296 | What is a bear's favourite drink ? Koka-Koala ! | [-2.07189843e-02 2.92300284e-02 -6.91786082e-03 1.16650842e-01
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296 | 297 | Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants? Incase he gets a hole in one | [ 4.66998369e-02 4.36300598e-02 -3.62934545e-03 6.07204698e-02
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297 | 298 | How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor. | [-2.89588012e-02 3.15199606e-02 -2.96981409e-02 1.95366815e-02
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298 | 299 | What is the favorite food joint of dubstep makers? Sub-WUB-WUB-WUB-way | [-5.06554991e-02 -6.84829950e-02 -1.11764511e-02 -9.94953676e-04
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299 | 300 | Two fish are in a tank... One is driving, and the other is manning the guns. | [-1.13523407e-02 5.10682762e-02 -7.45354891e-02 1.29832374e-02
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