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1,600 | 231,601 | Grammar Nazis see things only two ways The Reich way or the wrong way | [ 9.64923128e-02 7.70555157e-03 -9.84272175e-03 6.60107136e-02
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1,601 | 231,602 | A photon checks into a motel the clerk says, "Do you have any luggage? If so, I can have the bell hop take it to your room." The photon replies, "No, I am traveling light!" | [-2.07391866e-02 2.36161705e-02 -7.15678837e-03 1.10791199e-01
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1,602 | 231,603 | I have a Step-Ladder... I never knew my real ladder tho. :\ | [-1.01596788e-01 -1.82105973e-02 -4.73520905e-02 -3.38432789e-02
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1,603 | 231,604 | I can always tell by their eyes if someone is a primary school teacher They have small pupils..... | [ 9.34302956e-02 3.37579777e-03 1.11308917e-02 -1.27332034e-02
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1,604 | 231,605 | Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog. | [ 1.62782185e-02 -4.03176844e-02 3.33122276e-02 1.19133450e-01
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1,605 | 231,606 | The worst thing about being deaf is... when I masturbate, I can't hear anybody come in my room. *Not even myself.* | [ 5.81192970e-02 -5.76357320e-02 7.47788176e-02 -1.50078684e-02
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1,606 | 231,607 | What does an elephant say, looking at a naked man ? You can't breathe from it | [-2.92166788e-02 1.05271146e-01 4.00190949e-02 7.79377371e-02
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1,607 | 231,608 | Malaysia has some of the world's best magicians They make entire planes disappear. | [ 4.05547507e-02 6.18995614e-02 2.26181373e-02 -6.43860595e-03
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1,608 | 231,609 | why is the bass player stuck outside? he doesn't know when to come in and can't find the right key anyway | [ 8.07356387e-02 1.78761035e-02 7.73688033e-03 -4.67803665e-02
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1,609 | 231,610 | Once you go black... ...you're a single mother | [-1.16921412e-02 -2.29752101e-02 -1.70390289e-02 1.17549241e-01
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1,610 | 231,611 | I told my wife not to turn her head away after giving me a blowjob, but she didn't listen. It went in one ear and out the other. | [ 3.28578637e-03 3.01458202e-02 -1.34154009e-02 -2.99482141e-02
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1,611 | 231,612 | ME: *pointing gun* Give me everything. WORKER: Sir, this is a pet shelter. ME: I know. *carried off into the sunset by a wave of animals* | [ 3.42001487e-03 1.31956592e-01 7.49728754e-02 5.09447567e-02
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1,612 | 231,613 | [Lions watching a romantic comedy about humans] Why doesn't he simply mount her with no apparent warning? | [ 6.98192194e-02 -3.45504098e-03 4.39966172e-02 9.20449421e-02
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1,613 | 231,614 | Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle? No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor. | [-5.95082194e-02 1.66589618e-01 3.76524515e-02 6.32541552e-02
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1,614 | 231,615 | two lesbians Lesbian 1: "Hey! I finally found your dido!" Lesbian 2: "Great! I knew you had it in you!" | [-6.64668158e-02 4.12467169e-03 -1.86997969e-02 8.23008195e-02
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1,615 | 231,616 | Man in fatigues w SONY written on his forehead has handcuffed me&my sons to radiator & is forcing us to watch 8th Spider-Man reboot in 3 yrs | [-5.42505085e-02 -4.43008170e-02 -2.91125048e-02 -3.26304734e-02
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1,616 | 231,617 | Money doesn't grow on trees. Your move, multinational agricultural biotechnology corporations. | [ 7.15211704e-02 -1.16202869e-02 6.75768917e-03 -2.85769217e-02
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1,617 | 231,618 | Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs. | [ 1.11314701e-02 3.88820879e-02 1.16877601e-01 6.97356761e-02
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1,618 | 231,619 | Massive explosion at a French cheese factory, first responders say cause is still unknown. All that was left was de brie. | [-1.11342855e-02 -9.92918015e-03 5.63000664e-02 -2.21831840e-03
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1,619 | 231,620 | What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia? A numbskull | [-8.23426396e-02 3.07817683e-02 2.14417162e-03 1.51149677e-02
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1,620 | 231,621 | What does a black person get after sex...??? A life sentence. | [-7.21602365e-02 1.19729839e-01 -7.95922056e-02 8.72938037e-02
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1,621 | 231,622 | If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May Flowers bring? Genocide | [-6.42889645e-04 8.70389268e-02 1.13719776e-01 -6.87999139e-03
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1,622 | 231,623 | "One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great saying... But apparently a bad way to tell your kid they're adopted. | [-7.39658847e-02 5.65878786e-02 2.95035485e-02 2.47567445e-02
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1,623 | 231,624 | I'm at my most James Bond when I charge past the guards*, use my atomic laser**, and open the safe*** * 3 cats ** can opener *** catfood can | [-3.25341756e-03 -1.82119589e-02 -3.83661315e-02 -2.95342021e-02
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1,624 | 231,625 | TIL several states in the South banned calculus from schools in the 1950's. Apparently they opposed integration. | [ 4.13138972e-04 3.52906287e-02 5.07108048e-02 7.03234877e-03
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1,625 | 231,626 | Hello. It's me. I was wondering if after all this time you still had all the money you owe me. | [-3.88197415e-02 4.04723398e-02 7.13214949e-02 1.13159269e-02
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1,626 | 231,627 | I just realized that my sex life is like my movie habits. I stick it in, lean back, and fall asleep halfway through. | [ 2.05737110e-02 -1.06695928e-01 1.50091266e-02 5.97647913e-02
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1,627 | 231,628 | Mickey Mouse "Doc, my knees hurt!" Doctor: Which knee? Mickey: Disney | [-5.69972396e-02 8.16435069e-02 2.18304079e-02 -3.21620703e-02
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1,628 | 231,629 | Sometimes I think we're all going to be okay. Other times I read Yahoo Answers. | [ 3.52968127e-02 -8.80123079e-02 9.42970999e-03 3.25704552e-03
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1,629 | 231,630 | Just got my Facebook account suspended for reading a full article before I shared it. | [-1.04418686e-02 -7.56862387e-03 1.56558156e-02 7.26214722e-02
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1,630 | 231,631 | What is her Majesty the Queen's console of choice? The Royal Wii. | [ 3.22720446e-02 -6.90856278e-02 7.29342084e-03 -6.67584538e-02
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1,631 | 231,632 | What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an ass? Donald Trump's tie. | [ 6.19294010e-02 8.53832290e-02 -2.44226027e-02 -2.92848218e-02
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1,632 | 231,633 | God is cruel God said that good lil wayne songs could be found in all corners of the Earth. Then he made the Earth round and laughed. | [ 6.23003952e-02 7.50627788e-03 3.46054919e-02 -4.99478588e-03
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1,633 | 231,634 | What do black people get after death? Nigger Mortis | [-7.84229115e-02 8.34294930e-02 -1.01492330e-01 2.62955334e-02
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1,634 | 231,635 | Einstein made a theory about space, And it was about time, too! | [-1.51829114e-02 7.68147362e-03 2.13228576e-02 6.46331012e-02
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1,635 | 231,636 | What's the difference between an amusement park and a pedophile? A pedophile doesn't have a height limit | [ 4.52918857e-02 4.85346019e-02 1.55574139e-02 -6.17023744e-02
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1,636 | 231,637 | What do you call a Kryptonian who loves popcorn? Kern-el | [-4.69079986e-02 -9.35396627e-02 -4.39597778e-02 2.32336614e-02
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1,637 | 231,638 | My wife was gang raped, impregnated and gave birth to a baby boy named Muhammed. Now they want to kill us for depicting the Prophet Muhammad. | [-1.46008451e-02 9.99347046e-02 -1.67048592e-02 -3.65620777e-02
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1,638 | 231,639 | Perfect pitch is... ...when you throw an accordion into a dumpster and it hits a banjo. | [ 1.74598601e-02 3.55533324e-02 5.94814913e-03 -7.57640675e-02
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1,639 | 231,640 | Boy born with no eyelids! The Dr. used the foreskin from the circumcision. Now the boy is cockeyed | [-2.19237898e-02 1.05950326e-01 -3.90240662e-02 -2.61951983e-02
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1,640 | 231,641 | Why did the hen win a Wild West duel between it and a Peacock? Hen shot first. | [ 4.86948974e-02 5.64984009e-02 3.88191529e-02 9.14797129e-04
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1,641 | 231,642 | How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Some obscure number you probably never heard of. | [ 1.06607594e-01 -9.08613205e-03 -3.93110178e-02 -2.01685447e-02
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1,642 | 231,643 | A Buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand The monk says, "Make me one with everything." | [-1.09254226e-01 2.47292873e-02 -5.14440387e-02 6.03455231e-02
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1,643 | 231,644 | What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman? Wait, I can explain everything! | [-3.28220092e-02 2.57498212e-02 -3.57442759e-02 5.02982326e-02
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1,644 | 231,645 | Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? | [ 1.11010429e-02 6.12843744e-02 -2.21563764e-02 -4.52997573e-02
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1,645 | 231,646 | SOMEONE LEFT THEIR DOGS IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP -Ma'am, that's a pack of Ballpark All-Beef Franks. ITS 500 DEGREES IN THERE | [ 4.36188579e-02 8.47821012e-02 7.59789906e-03 9.89427716e-02
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1,646 | 231,647 | Whenever I confront the messy baker I'm always walking on eggshells. | [ 5.23958504e-02 3.48427109e-02 7.52394423e-02 1.84863731e-02
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1,647 | 231,648 | What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm? A rooster! | [-3.86726819e-02 4.63372283e-02 -2.93413270e-02 -4.29637171e-03
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1,648 | 231,649 | Why are Jews so good at making action movies? Shlo-mo. | [ 3.44024338e-02 -1.28865531e-02 -5.94125548e-03 -2.72479951e-02
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1,649 | 231,650 | Broke up with my blind girlfriend She didn't see it coming | [-6.00169823e-02 -9.07395333e-02 1.02238983e-01 6.69824407e-02
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1,650 | 231,651 | is this already a joke? Why don't pastry chefs buy taylor made cigarettes? Because they profiterole their own | [ 3.26125622e-02 -4.45133261e-02 1.04325460e-02 -1.64611172e-02
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1,651 | 231,652 | What did one bunny say to the other bunny? "There's a sale on at the carrot store!" | [-1.29313895e-03 1.65785756e-02 7.84522947e-03 5.39242476e-02
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1,652 | 231,653 | The Spicy Sausage by Delia Katessen | [-7.01091364e-02 -3.73799987e-02 -5.67546254e-03 3.84314843e-02
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1,653 | 231,654 | TIL That I Shouldn't have gone to law school, because everyone in /r/news already has their law degree | [-1.38655538e-02 4.34070230e-02 2.82213334e-02 1.55361863e-02
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1,654 | 231,655 | What did the RAM stick say to the politician? I'm PC2! | [ 1.53898150e-02 1.72015876e-02 -2.72700563e-02 1.65692414e-03
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1,655 | 231,656 | what do you call a play about victorian era menstruation? A period piece! | [-8.83209985e-03 3.48021276e-02 -2.02513505e-02 -2.46109627e-03
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1,656 | 231,657 | Calculus should be taught in every high school around the world. It is such an integral field of math. | [ 3.26407421e-03 -1.23541029e-02 -2.67977975e-02 -6.29364103e-02
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