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Bonus points for events leading up to the attack! | [WP] A zombie has just attacked you. You can feel yourself starting to turn. What's going on in your head? What happens next? | My lungs are burning from having just run what feels like a marathon. The hoard of death behind me snarls, the stench growing closer as I feel my legs giving out. It's been eight months since the outbreak, and only eight days since I was separated from my pack. The sad part is I've probably outlived them. They thought ... | "Larry, close the fucking door, dude!" I shouted as Mark and I retreated up the staircase. Death was knocking on our door now. It was a split second before the glass in the front door broke, before Larry could latch it shut. One of the Dead lashed out at him, it's sharp, bony claws tore at one of his eyes, he screamed ... |
Bonus points for events leading up to the attack! | [WP] A zombie has just attacked you. You can feel yourself starting to turn. What's going on in your head? What happens next? | God Damnit. Fucking Damnit.
I looked at the wound and saw the blood soaking into the fabric around it. Everyone in our small group looked at me with a look of despair. There were murmurs of "It will be ok." and " We will figure something out." but I knew it was too late. I handed my rifle off to my good buddy, and tu... | I grabbed at my neck and fell back into the corner. I could feel the blood pulsing out of the bite wound quickly, my heart rate accelerating as I realized what it meant. I was dead. The idea gave me a sort of tingling feeling, like I was feeling everything in a new way, almost for the first time. Soon it would be the l... |
Bonus points for events leading up to the attack! | [WP] A zombie has just attacked you. You can feel yourself starting to turn. What's going on in your head? What happens next? | The sharp pain in my shoulder releases, and the mob of rotten flesh surrounding me seems to lose interest. For the first few moments afterwards, I'm not entirely sure what has changed. Did something scare them away? Did they find a new victim?
It's only as I grasp my shoulder that the liquid truth begins to drip onto ... | Must go to Wal-Mart. |
Bonus points for events leading up to the attack! | [WP] A zombie has just attacked you. You can feel yourself starting to turn. What's going on in your head? What happens next? | I can't believe it. That chump-nugget bit me. What kind of person bites a man just for a cheap tv? Well at least I won. I just saved a cool hundred bucks. I'm the man. Whoa... my body's feeling kind of strange. My heart feels like it's slowing down. Damn it's hot in here! Hmm, my left foot seems to have stoppe... | Must go to Wal-Mart. |
Bonus points for events leading up to the attack! | [WP] A zombie has just attacked you. You can feel yourself starting to turn. What's going on in your head? What happens next? | FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! No...why me? I had a plan. Everything was going great. We had food, we had a place to sleep without fear. No, no, Christie...what about her? Oh God, she's waiting for me to come back with food. The door is unlocked. Anyone could get in. NO! ***eat*** What? What was that? ***eat*** No, I can... | Must go to Wal-Mart. |
Bonus points for events leading up to the attack! | [WP] A zombie has just attacked you. You can feel yourself starting to turn. What's going on in your head? What happens next? | Oh God oh shit oh NO!!
Fuck, it got me! You fucker! No no this can't be happening. So much blood. I need to find something to bandage it fast. Shit, there's nothing here. I'll just cut a piece of my shirt and wrap it.
Dammit, it won't stop bleeding. So much blood. So much blood. It hurts like a motherfucker. I'm de... | Must go to Wal-Mart. |
Bonus points for events leading up to the attack! | [WP] A zombie has just attacked you. You can feel yourself starting to turn. What's going on in your head? What happens next? | "Well man, its been a good run, " I said.
My now mutilated hand can no longer support the weight of my machete. It falls, clanking on the now desolate highway. John turns away from me and walks to the back of our heavily armored Jeep, kicking his way through a pile headless corpses.
"Heh. This bad boy has gotten us ... | Must go to Wal-Mart. |
Bonus points for events leading up to the attack! | [WP] A zombie has just attacked you. You can feel yourself starting to turn. What's going on in your head? What happens next? | The sharp pain in my shoulder releases, and the mob of rotten flesh surrounding me seems to lose interest. For the first few moments afterwards, I'm not entirely sure what has changed. Did something scare them away? Did they find a new victim?
It's only as I grasp my shoulder that the liquid truth begins to drip onto ... | >What's happening?
They’re here!
>Are those… People? Around the street corner? I can hear screaming…
Is it really them?
>What are they doing? There aren’t any parades today. Maybe it’s a protest.
Everyone, run!
>Run? Are we in danger?
Oh my god, the dead are here!
>The… dead? You mean, zombies... |
Bonus points for events leading up to the attack! | [WP] A zombie has just attacked you. You can feel yourself starting to turn. What's going on in your head? What happens next? | Oh God oh shit oh NO!!
Fuck, it got me! You fucker! No no this can't be happening. So much blood. I need to find something to bandage it fast. Shit, there's nothing here. I'll just cut a piece of my shirt and wrap it.
Dammit, it won't stop bleeding. So much blood. So much blood. It hurts like a motherfucker. I'm de... | >What's happening?
They’re here!
>Are those… People? Around the street corner? I can hear screaming…
Is it really them?
>What are they doing? There aren’t any parades today. Maybe it’s a protest.
Everyone, run!
>Run? Are we in danger?
Oh my god, the dead are here!
>The… dead? You mean, zombies... |
Bonus points for events leading up to the attack! | [WP] A zombie has just attacked you. You can feel yourself starting to turn. What's going on in your head? What happens next? | "Well man, its been a good run, " I said.
My now mutilated hand can no longer support the weight of my machete. It falls, clanking on the now desolate highway. John turns away from me and walks to the back of our heavily armored Jeep, kicking his way through a pile headless corpses.
"Heh. This bad boy has gotten us ... | >What's happening?
They’re here!
>Are those… People? Around the street corner? I can hear screaming…
Is it really them?
>What are they doing? There aren’t any parades today. Maybe it’s a protest.
Everyone, run!
>Run? Are we in danger?
Oh my god, the dead are here!
>The… dead? You mean, zombies... |
Bonus points for events leading up to the attack! | [WP] A zombie has just attacked you. You can feel yourself starting to turn. What's going on in your head? What happens next? | The sharp pain in my shoulder releases, and the mob of rotten flesh surrounding me seems to lose interest. For the first few moments afterwards, I'm not entirely sure what has changed. Did something scare them away? Did they find a new victim?
It's only as I grasp my shoulder that the liquid truth begins to drip onto ... | When she was nine, she’d gotten bitten by a doberman pinscher pitbull mix. On Labor day. Someone had let their dog off its leash, and she’d been playing tag. She hadn’t seen it until it was attached to her arm. Her brain went to another place, stupider and more focused than her usual scattered thoughts. “It won’t let g... |
Bonus points for events leading up to the attack! | [WP] A zombie has just attacked you. You can feel yourself starting to turn. What's going on in your head? What happens next? | Oh God oh shit oh NO!!
Fuck, it got me! You fucker! No no this can't be happening. So much blood. I need to find something to bandage it fast. Shit, there's nothing here. I'll just cut a piece of my shirt and wrap it.
Dammit, it won't stop bleeding. So much blood. So much blood. It hurts like a motherfucker. I'm de... | When she was nine, she’d gotten bitten by a doberman pinscher pitbull mix. On Labor day. Someone had let their dog off its leash, and she’d been playing tag. She hadn’t seen it until it was attached to her arm. Her brain went to another place, stupider and more focused than her usual scattered thoughts. “It won’t let g... |
Bonus points for events leading up to the attack! | [WP] A zombie has just attacked you. You can feel yourself starting to turn. What's going on in your head? What happens next? | "Well man, its been a good run, " I said.
My now mutilated hand can no longer support the weight of my machete. It falls, clanking on the now desolate highway. John turns away from me and walks to the back of our heavily armored Jeep, kicking his way through a pile headless corpses.
"Heh. This bad boy has gotten us ... | When she was nine, she’d gotten bitten by a doberman pinscher pitbull mix. On Labor day. Someone had let their dog off its leash, and she’d been playing tag. She hadn’t seen it until it was attached to her arm. Her brain went to another place, stupider and more focused than her usual scattered thoughts. “It won’t let g... |
Bonus points for events leading up to the attack! | [WP] A zombie has just attacked you. You can feel yourself starting to turn. What's going on in your head? What happens next? | "Well man, its been a good run, " I said.
My now mutilated hand can no longer support the weight of my machete. It falls, clanking on the now desolate highway. John turns away from me and walks to the back of our heavily armored Jeep, kicking his way through a pile headless corpses.
"Heh. This bad boy has gotten us ... | The sharp pain in my shoulder releases, and the mob of rotten flesh surrounding me seems to lose interest. For the first few moments afterwards, I'm not entirely sure what has changed. Did something scare them away? Did they find a new victim?
It's only as I grasp my shoulder that the liquid truth begins to drip onto ... |
Bonus points for events leading up to the attack! | [WP] A zombie has just attacked you. You can feel yourself starting to turn. What's going on in your head? What happens next? | FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! No...why me? I had a plan. Everything was going great. We had food, we had a place to sleep without fear. No, no, Christie...what about her? Oh God, she's waiting for me to come back with food. The door is unlocked. Anyone could get in. NO! ***eat*** What? What was that? ***eat*** No, I can... | I can't believe it. That chump-nugget bit me. What kind of person bites a man just for a cheap tv? Well at least I won. I just saved a cool hundred bucks. I'm the man. Whoa... my body's feeling kind of strange. My heart feels like it's slowing down. Damn it's hot in here! Hmm, my left foot seems to have stoppe... |
Bonus points for events leading up to the attack! | [WP] A zombie has just attacked you. You can feel yourself starting to turn. What's going on in your head? What happens next? | Oh God oh shit oh NO!!
Fuck, it got me! You fucker! No no this can't be happening. So much blood. I need to find something to bandage it fast. Shit, there's nothing here. I'll just cut a piece of my shirt and wrap it.
Dammit, it won't stop bleeding. So much blood. So much blood. It hurts like a motherfucker. I'm de... | I can't believe it. That chump-nugget bit me. What kind of person bites a man just for a cheap tv? Well at least I won. I just saved a cool hundred bucks. I'm the man. Whoa... my body's feeling kind of strange. My heart feels like it's slowing down. Damn it's hot in here! Hmm, my left foot seems to have stoppe... |
Bonus points for events leading up to the attack! | [WP] A zombie has just attacked you. You can feel yourself starting to turn. What's going on in your head? What happens next? | "Well man, its been a good run, " I said.
My now mutilated hand can no longer support the weight of my machete. It falls, clanking on the now desolate highway. John turns away from me and walks to the back of our heavily armored Jeep, kicking his way through a pile headless corpses.
"Heh. This bad boy has gotten us ... | I can't believe it. That chump-nugget bit me. What kind of person bites a man just for a cheap tv? Well at least I won. I just saved a cool hundred bucks. I'm the man. Whoa... my body's feeling kind of strange. My heart feels like it's slowing down. Damn it's hot in here! Hmm, my left foot seems to have stoppe... |
Bonus points for events leading up to the attack! | [WP] A zombie has just attacked you. You can feel yourself starting to turn. What's going on in your head? What happens next? | Oh God oh shit oh NO!!
Fuck, it got me! You fucker! No no this can't be happening. So much blood. I need to find something to bandage it fast. Shit, there's nothing here. I'll just cut a piece of my shirt and wrap it.
Dammit, it won't stop bleeding. So much blood. So much blood. It hurts like a motherfucker. I'm de... | FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! No...why me? I had a plan. Everything was going great. We had food, we had a place to sleep without fear. No, no, Christie...what about her? Oh God, she's waiting for me to come back with food. The door is unlocked. Anyone could get in. NO! ***eat*** What? What was that? ***eat*** No, I can... |
Bonus points for events leading up to the attack! | [WP] A zombie has just attacked you. You can feel yourself starting to turn. What's going on in your head? What happens next? | "Well man, its been a good run, " I said.
My now mutilated hand can no longer support the weight of my machete. It falls, clanking on the now desolate highway. John turns away from me and walks to the back of our heavily armored Jeep, kicking his way through a pile headless corpses.
"Heh. This bad boy has gotten us ... | FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! No...why me? I had a plan. Everything was going great. We had food, we had a place to sleep without fear. No, no, Christie...what about her? Oh God, she's waiting for me to come back with food. The door is unlocked. Anyone could get in. NO! ***eat*** What? What was that? ***eat*** No, I can... |
Bonus points for events leading up to the attack! | [WP] A zombie has just attacked you. You can feel yourself starting to turn. What's going on in your head? What happens next? | "Well man, its been a good run, " I said.
My now mutilated hand can no longer support the weight of my machete. It falls, clanking on the now desolate highway. John turns away from me and walks to the back of our heavily armored Jeep, kicking his way through a pile headless corpses.
"Heh. This bad boy has gotten us ... | Oh God oh shit oh NO!!
Fuck, it got me! You fucker! No no this can't be happening. So much blood. I need to find something to bandage it fast. Shit, there's nothing here. I'll just cut a piece of my shirt and wrap it.
Dammit, it won't stop bleeding. So much blood. So much blood. It hurts like a motherfucker. I'm de... |
[WP] A man on the death row realizes his fault and experiences guilt, for the first time on the night before his execution. | When I awoke this morning I felt oddly serene. I was thankful that I would never have to open my eyes in the morning to see the stark metal bars reminding me that I don’t deserve freedom. I am animal, I deserve a cage, nothing more. Though, I had never really believed that. I fought against the ruling as hard as I coul... | It all seemed so simple.
I pull out my blade, stick it in the other guy's gut a few times. He dies, the cops come and take me. After an unnecessarily drawn-out trial, I receive the sentence of death from a jury of my peers, like they were my peers to begin with. I live on Death Row for a few months or years while my l... | |
[WP] A man on the death row realizes his fault and experiences guilt, for the first time on the night before his execution. | When I awoke this morning I felt oddly serene. I was thankful that I would never have to open my eyes in the morning to see the stark metal bars reminding me that I don’t deserve freedom. I am animal, I deserve a cage, nothing more. Though, I had never really believed that. I fought against the ruling as hard as I coul... | It feels like it happened forever ago.
I would sit and watch how they moved, talked to each other. Blatantly lie to each others faces. Disgusting. I hated them. every last fucking one of them. I wasn't surprised when it happened. It really was just a matter of time, that first feeling of wanting to see someone cut up.... | |
[WP] You find a book that allows you to open a portal to anywhere. What do you do with it? | The bookmarked pages were a pile of handwritten dates spanning every date conceivable. The instructions were clear, write the when and where, step through the gate, bring the book with you. It was so easy. Some dates had little notes about stopping some dictator or finding true love. Most said little warning for whoeve... | "Alright children, it's time to go! Come along now!" A collective sigh arose from kids dotted along the shoreline. One of them, his name Tim, spoke up.
"But Mr. Micheals, I didn't finish building my sandcastle!" He put on a pooched lip. I knelt down and gave him a friendly nudge.
"Ah, Tim. Don't worry. We'll come ba... | |
[WP] You go to sleep, wake up only to find you have been in a coma and your entire life that you remember was just a figment of imagination, and you don't remember anything about your actual self just the dream you lived | "So, how long was I out?" Altos said. "And why does my face hurt?"
"Doctors said you were coming around so I slapped you around a bit to quicken it. I've got monster truck tickets. And you were under for about three days. Doctors said you had a good chance of recovery," Tatcho said, sneaking a half pint out of this pa... | this is almost my nanowrimo novel to a t. | |
This would be similar to Rome Sweet Rome (look at r/RomeSweetRome for more details if needed), but has a fantasy element as well. The rest of the details are up to the writer. | [WP] Similar to Rome Sweet Rome, but instead a US Marine battalion fully equipped with tanks and attack helicopters, etc. comes to support a dangerous, losing battle at Minis Tirith. | ((Here it is, ladies and gentleman. I present to you... **Commander of the Rings**)) ((Also, formatting will come later. ))
Day: Prolouge
"Oh, yeah, well, FUCK YOUR RING. IT'S MADE YOU A POWER-OBSESSED, CONTROLLING FREAK."
Those were the last words Tom Vaughn said to his college roommate before he decided to ship of... | For reference, a Marine Expeditionary Unit (featured in Rome, Sweet Rome), consists of (on paper at least)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine_expeditionary_unit#Attributes |
This would be similar to Rome Sweet Rome (look at r/RomeSweetRome for more details if needed), but has a fantasy element as well. The rest of the details are up to the writer. | [WP] Similar to Rome Sweet Rome, but instead a US Marine battalion fully equipped with tanks and attack helicopters, etc. comes to support a dangerous, losing battle at Minis Tirith. | AM I TOO LATE | For reference, a Marine Expeditionary Unit (featured in Rome, Sweet Rome), consists of (on paper at least)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine_expeditionary_unit#Attributes |
This would be similar to Rome Sweet Rome (look at r/RomeSweetRome for more details if needed), but has a fantasy element as well. The rest of the details are up to the writer. | [WP] Similar to Rome Sweet Rome, but instead a US Marine battalion fully equipped with tanks and attack helicopters, etc. comes to support a dangerous, losing battle at Minis Tirith. | ((Here it is, ladies and gentleman. I present to you... **Commander of the Rings**)) ((Also, formatting will come later. ))
Day: Prolouge
"Oh, yeah, well, FUCK YOUR RING. IT'S MADE YOU A POWER-OBSESSED, CONTROLLING FREAK."
Those were the last words Tom Vaughn said to his college roommate before he decided to ship of... | OH MY GOD. THIS HAS TO BE MY FAVOURITE WRITING PROMPT EVER. |
This would be similar to Rome Sweet Rome (look at r/RomeSweetRome for more details if needed), but has a fantasy element as well. The rest of the details are up to the writer. | [WP] Similar to Rome Sweet Rome, but instead a US Marine battalion fully equipped with tanks and attack helicopters, etc. comes to support a dangerous, losing battle at Minis Tirith. | AM I TOO LATE | OH MY GOD. THIS HAS TO BE MY FAVOURITE WRITING PROMPT EVER. |
This would be similar to Rome Sweet Rome (look at r/RomeSweetRome for more details if needed), but has a fantasy element as well. The rest of the details are up to the writer. | [WP] Similar to Rome Sweet Rome, but instead a US Marine battalion fully equipped with tanks and attack helicopters, etc. comes to support a dangerous, losing battle at Minis Tirith. | ((Here it is, ladies and gentleman. I present to you... **Commander of the Rings**)) ((Also, formatting will come later. ))
Day: Prolouge
"Oh, yeah, well, FUCK YOUR RING. IT'S MADE YOU A POWER-OBSESSED, CONTROLLING FREAK."
Those were the last words Tom Vaughn said to his college roommate before he decided to ship of... | I'll just patiently wait for someone to write an epic piece that will be best-of'd and gilded. |
This would be similar to Rome Sweet Rome (look at r/RomeSweetRome for more details if needed), but has a fantasy element as well. The rest of the details are up to the writer. | [WP] Similar to Rome Sweet Rome, but instead a US Marine battalion fully equipped with tanks and attack helicopters, etc. comes to support a dangerous, losing battle at Minis Tirith. | AM I TOO LATE | I'll just patiently wait for someone to write an epic piece that will be best-of'd and gilded. |
This would be similar to Rome Sweet Rome (look at r/RomeSweetRome for more details if needed), but has a fantasy element as well. The rest of the details are up to the writer. | [WP] Similar to Rome Sweet Rome, but instead a US Marine battalion fully equipped with tanks and attack helicopters, etc. comes to support a dangerous, losing battle at Minis Tirith. | ((Here it is, ladies and gentleman. I present to you... **Commander of the Rings**)) ((Also, formatting will come later. ))
Day: Prolouge
"Oh, yeah, well, FUCK YOUR RING. IT'S MADE YOU A POWER-OBSESSED, CONTROLLING FREAK."
Those were the last words Tom Vaughn said to his college roommate before he decided to ship of... | Is it in first person or third person? My internet's being odd and I feel quite lazy in regards to googling.
EDIT: Fack it. I'll begin planning soon. I've always wanted to see what would happen if Bilbo had a Machine gun |
This would be similar to Rome Sweet Rome (look at r/RomeSweetRome for more details if needed), but has a fantasy element as well. The rest of the details are up to the writer. | [WP] Similar to Rome Sweet Rome, but instead a US Marine battalion fully equipped with tanks and attack helicopters, etc. comes to support a dangerous, losing battle at Minis Tirith. | AM I TOO LATE | Is it in first person or third person? My internet's being odd and I feel quite lazy in regards to googling.
EDIT: Fack it. I'll begin planning soon. I've always wanted to see what would happen if Bilbo had a Machine gun |
This would be similar to Rome Sweet Rome (look at r/RomeSweetRome for more details if needed), but has a fantasy element as well. The rest of the details are up to the writer. | [WP] Similar to Rome Sweet Rome, but instead a US Marine battalion fully equipped with tanks and attack helicopters, etc. comes to support a dangerous, losing battle at Minis Tirith. | AM I TOO LATE | ((Here it is, ladies and gentleman. I present to you... **Commander of the Rings**)) ((Also, formatting will come later. ))
Day: Prolouge
"Oh, yeah, well, FUCK YOUR RING. IT'S MADE YOU A POWER-OBSESSED, CONTROLLING FREAK."
Those were the last words Tom Vaughn said to his college roommate before he decided to ship of... |
[WP] "You could have had it all, if you'd just said 'yes.'" | The office was quiet now. What hadn't been seized by the cops was smoldering in the metal trash bins, puffing thin black smoke above the cubicles. He could see Meredith's legs sticking out a few yards away. He hadn't yet walked over to see if she had been knocked out in the chaos or if she had slit her wrists when the ... | After being asked the most important question of his young life, Alex let out a resounding **No**. Tanya was shocked, she was the most popular girl in school, how could this new kid say no to her?
*What the hell is wrong with you? I'm giving myself to you! This is your chance to fuck me! This is what you want!* ... | |
[WP] Friedrich Nietzsche, newest addition to the Jersey Shore cast. What happens? | *Note: Haven't seen Jersey Shore. Nor will I for this prompt. So the context here is "solo interview montage segment about the new guy" because I imagine that's a thing they do with the cast. And since I don't know any of their names (except Snooki, because that's such a fuckin' dog name), I'll call the cast members... | Friedrich was sitting in a wooden chair, turned away from the table. His feet were on the floor and his ankles felt heavy.
A television show. He flipped the swastika stamped envelope over in his hands several times and touched the corners. It was red. The paper felt heavy. Official. *Scheiße.*
He grabbed the letter ... | |
[WP] Friedrich Nietzsche, newest addition to the Jersey Shore cast. What happens? | This isn't something I'm writing, but this reminds me of an anecdote about Nietzsche that my first year philosophy prof told us. Apparently some people he knew once invited him to go to a piano recital with them. When he arrived he discovered that they had tricked him into going to a whorehouse. Apparently he walked... | Nietzsche stared around the room while he twirled his mustache and realising that these people almost embodied the ubermenshen, they decided everything by themself not by some man made god, they indulged into everything that Dionysius represented however they did still follow those stupid beliefs about how to act. They... | |
[WP] Friedrich Nietzsche, newest addition to the Jersey Shore cast. What happens? | This isn't something I'm writing, but this reminds me of an anecdote about Nietzsche that my first year philosophy prof told us. Apparently some people he knew once invited him to go to a piano recital with them. When he arrived he discovered that they had tricked him into going to a whorehouse. Apparently he walked... | I approve of this writing prompt. | |
Write from the perspective of one of the 10% of males left. Thread marked NSFW, just in case.
edit: If you're just going to write a one or two line lame joke, it will be eliminated. | [WP] A plague wipes out 90% of the males in the world, it's a year later and you are one of the 10% left | Chloe tends to stick around the house, most days. She enjoys spending time, caring for the livestock and such, but that ain't really the reason she stays home. I couldn't help but cry when I saw 'em throwing rocks and garbage at her. I chased the lot of 'em off, but I know it still weighs on her. Nobody should ever hav... | "Broodmale."
That's what she called me. Dad had used the word once or twice, and the sound of it carried the same disdain. The word sliced from her teeth like a sonic papercut and I flinched.
I squinted against the flashing lights, catching glimpses of four or five figures standing around me. There was an exchange... |
Write from the perspective of one of the 10% of males left. Thread marked NSFW, just in case.
edit: If you're just going to write a one or two line lame joke, it will be eliminated. | [WP] A plague wipes out 90% of the males in the world, it's a year later and you are one of the 10% left | As the women sized me up, I lit my cigarette.
I could feel their eyes on me, but I couldn't see them behind the one way mirrors the room was walled with. The ceiling and floor were plated in steel, which felt quite cold on my bare feet. Air vents in the ceiling, almost 30 feet up, made a slight whirring sound. The tr... | "Broodmale."
That's what she called me. Dad had used the word once or twice, and the sound of it carried the same disdain. The word sliced from her teeth like a sonic papercut and I flinched.
I squinted against the flashing lights, catching glimpses of four or five figures standing around me. There was an exchange... |
Write from the perspective of one of the 10% of males left. Thread marked NSFW, just in case.
edit: If you're just going to write a one or two line lame joke, it will be eliminated. | [WP] A plague wipes out 90% of the males in the world, it's a year later and you are one of the 10% left | Women everywhere. Faces stared at him when he got onto the bus, everyone sized him up. His clean skin, a soft, wrinkleless smooth face that caught the eye of every women he walked past. They always looked at him with hungry, deprived eyes. He went to his home, a single bedroom on the 5th floor of the cheapest apar... | Once the men had died, the women started constructing robots. The first were too emotional. They sat cross-legged and refused to work. They only wanted to stare at each other and contemplate their painful existence.
The women made the second batch mute. They too, refused to work. They spent all their time listening ... |
Write from the perspective of one of the 10% of males left. Thread marked NSFW, just in case.
edit: If you're just going to write a one or two line lame joke, it will be eliminated. | [WP] A plague wipes out 90% of the males in the world, it's a year later and you are one of the 10% left | As the women sized me up, I lit my cigarette.
I could feel their eyes on me, but I couldn't see them behind the one way mirrors the room was walled with. The ceiling and floor were plated in steel, which felt quite cold on my bare feet. Air vents in the ceiling, almost 30 feet up, made a slight whirring sound. The tr... | Once the men had died, the women started constructing robots. The first were too emotional. They sat cross-legged and refused to work. They only wanted to stare at each other and contemplate their painful existence.
The women made the second batch mute. They too, refused to work. They spent all their time listening ... |
Write from the perspective of one of the 10% of males left. Thread marked NSFW, just in case.
edit: If you're just going to write a one or two line lame joke, it will be eliminated. | [WP] A plague wipes out 90% of the males in the world, it's a year later and you are one of the 10% left | "You're the most precious thing to us, David. More important than water." "How about oxygen?" I sarcastically ask. Marian laughs. "Well.." as she goes to close the door, once again locking me in my own apartment, "that's what brought you to us, isn't? So yeah, you are as important as the air we breathe. Have a nice... | Once the men had died, the women started constructing robots. The first were too emotional. They sat cross-legged and refused to work. They only wanted to stare at each other and contemplate their painful existence.
The women made the second batch mute. They too, refused to work. They spent all their time listening ... |
Write from the perspective of one of the 10% of males left. Thread marked NSFW, just in case.
edit: If you're just going to write a one or two line lame joke, it will be eliminated. | [WP] A plague wipes out 90% of the males in the world, it's a year later and you are one of the 10% left | As the women sized me up, I lit my cigarette.
I could feel their eyes on me, but I couldn't see them behind the one way mirrors the room was walled with. The ceiling and floor were plated in steel, which felt quite cold on my bare feet. Air vents in the ceiling, almost 30 feet up, made a slight whirring sound. The tr... | Women everywhere. Faces stared at him when he got onto the bus, everyone sized him up. His clean skin, a soft, wrinkleless smooth face that caught the eye of every women he walked past. They always looked at him with hungry, deprived eyes. He went to his home, a single bedroom on the 5th floor of the cheapest apar... |
Write from the perspective of one of the 10% of males left. Thread marked NSFW, just in case.
edit: If you're just going to write a one or two line lame joke, it will be eliminated. | [WP] A plague wipes out 90% of the males in the world, it's a year later and you are one of the 10% left | "You're the most precious thing to us, David. More important than water." "How about oxygen?" I sarcastically ask. Marian laughs. "Well.." as she goes to close the door, once again locking me in my own apartment, "that's what brought you to us, isn't? So yeah, you are as important as the air we breathe. Have a nice... | Women everywhere. Faces stared at him when he got onto the bus, everyone sized him up. His clean skin, a soft, wrinkleless smooth face that caught the eye of every women he walked past. They always looked at him with hungry, deprived eyes. He went to his home, a single bedroom on the 5th floor of the cheapest apar... |
There's always that one villain you secretly root for... So use that to your own advantage! The character could have an obsession, love or fandom for the villain, maybe even want to be their lackey/minion.... Oh the possibilities! Make me believe it! | [WP]: Amongst a crowd watching a superhero/villain battle, one person is secretly rooting for the villain to win... | I would be sticking out of this crowd like an indignant red flag in a calm sea mud if anyone bothered to look. But their eyes, everyone's eyes, were in the sky.
I wanted that maroon-clad bastard to win so bad. But he wouldn't. He wouldn't even really try. Why should he? He's signed a contract to lose. He has no real... | You can never see what is happening. A shower of shattered glass and the sound of a chandelier falling. Now you know which block they're on. If you're lucky, you might be able to catch a glimpse of them as they dash through the air. That part about the speeding bullet? It's true. People flee like this doesn't happen ev... |
There's always that one villain you secretly root for... So use that to your own advantage! The character could have an obsession, love or fandom for the villain, maybe even want to be their lackey/minion.... Oh the possibilities! Make me believe it! | [WP]: Amongst a crowd watching a superhero/villain battle, one person is secretly rooting for the villain to win... | I duck, along with nearly everyone else in the crowd as the null bolt zips the air apart with a crackle and a fan of green light. Bob isn't quite so fast on his feet, and his head and shoulders vanish in a crimson splash. That self righteous jackass never could keep track of bystanders.
It was a constant gripe amongs... | You can never see what is happening. A shower of shattered glass and the sound of a chandelier falling. Now you know which block they're on. If you're lucky, you might be able to catch a glimpse of them as they dash through the air. That part about the speeding bullet? It's true. People flee like this doesn't happen ev... |
There's always that one villain you secretly root for... So use that to your own advantage! The character could have an obsession, love or fandom for the villain, maybe even want to be their lackey/minion.... Oh the possibilities! Make me believe it! | [WP]: Amongst a crowd watching a superhero/villain battle, one person is secretly rooting for the villain to win... | The battle between Wonder and Red Kaiser raged over the Nation’s capital. The camera drones hovered as close as their stabilizers allowed. They swarmed the dueling pair like gnats; each connecting blow, each intercepted fist, thundered through their buzzing ranks sending them tumbling. Still, there were enough drones s... | You can never see what is happening. A shower of shattered glass and the sound of a chandelier falling. Now you know which block they're on. If you're lucky, you might be able to catch a glimpse of them as they dash through the air. That part about the speeding bullet? It's true. People flee like this doesn't happen ev... |
There's always that one villain you secretly root for... So use that to your own advantage! The character could have an obsession, love or fandom for the villain, maybe even want to be their lackey/minion.... Oh the possibilities! Make me believe it! | [WP]: Amongst a crowd watching a superhero/villain battle, one person is secretly rooting for the villain to win... | Blows and the bruises had always been the price of broken peace in Santoval. Amy knew that better than most, it had been a lesson learned early and often as a child in her father's household. Still, she winced with every building-shuddering blow traded between Captain Amazing and The Instigator as the pair battled atop... | You can never see what is happening. A shower of shattered glass and the sound of a chandelier falling. Now you know which block they're on. If you're lucky, you might be able to catch a glimpse of them as they dash through the air. That part about the speeding bullet? It's true. People flee like this doesn't happen ev... |
There's always that one villain you secretly root for... So use that to your own advantage! The character could have an obsession, love or fandom for the villain, maybe even want to be their lackey/minion.... Oh the possibilities! Make me believe it! | [WP]: Amongst a crowd watching a superhero/villain battle, one person is secretly rooting for the villain to win... | I duck, along with nearly everyone else in the crowd as the null bolt zips the air apart with a crackle and a fan of green light. Bob isn't quite so fast on his feet, and his head and shoulders vanish in a crimson splash. That self righteous jackass never could keep track of bystanders.
It was a constant gripe amongs... | Dude, dude turn on the TV! It on!?!?! You seeing this? I know Ultraman vs Dr.Mindbender!!!!! In my face...liiiive!!!! So cool!!!
Yeah the Lakefield trust tower is getting obliterated by ray guns and cars tossed in it. Oh SHIT..gotta move...towers waving. Call you later when I'm safe(Cmon DM)
Hey(yes..use the boot sp... |
There's always that one villain you secretly root for... So use that to your own advantage! The character could have an obsession, love or fandom for the villain, maybe even want to be their lackey/minion.... Oh the possibilities! Make me believe it! | [WP]: Amongst a crowd watching a superhero/villain battle, one person is secretly rooting for the villain to win... | The battle between Wonder and Red Kaiser raged over the Nation’s capital. The camera drones hovered as close as their stabilizers allowed. They swarmed the dueling pair like gnats; each connecting blow, each intercepted fist, thundered through their buzzing ranks sending them tumbling. Still, there were enough drones s... | Dude, dude turn on the TV! It on!?!?! You seeing this? I know Ultraman vs Dr.Mindbender!!!!! In my face...liiiive!!!! So cool!!!
Yeah the Lakefield trust tower is getting obliterated by ray guns and cars tossed in it. Oh SHIT..gotta move...towers waving. Call you later when I'm safe(Cmon DM)
Hey(yes..use the boot sp... |
There's always that one villain you secretly root for... So use that to your own advantage! The character could have an obsession, love or fandom for the villain, maybe even want to be their lackey/minion.... Oh the possibilities! Make me believe it! | [WP]: Amongst a crowd watching a superhero/villain battle, one person is secretly rooting for the villain to win... | Blows and the bruises had always been the price of broken peace in Santoval. Amy knew that better than most, it had been a lesson learned early and often as a child in her father's household. Still, she winced with every building-shuddering blow traded between Captain Amazing and The Instigator as the pair battled atop... | Dude, dude turn on the TV! It on!?!?! You seeing this? I know Ultraman vs Dr.Mindbender!!!!! In my face...liiiive!!!! So cool!!!
Yeah the Lakefield trust tower is getting obliterated by ray guns and cars tossed in it. Oh SHIT..gotta move...towers waving. Call you later when I'm safe(Cmon DM)
Hey(yes..use the boot sp... |
There's always that one villain you secretly root for... So use that to your own advantage! The character could have an obsession, love or fandom for the villain, maybe even want to be their lackey/minion.... Oh the possibilities! Make me believe it! | [WP]: Amongst a crowd watching a superhero/villain battle, one person is secretly rooting for the villain to win... | Sweat insisted on dotting itself all over Willis’ brow and neck. The costume he wore was a perfect replica, he knew—every rivet lovingly hot-glued into place, every stitch a tiny masterpiece of mid-amateur-level sewing skill. He’d done so many swatches. It’d had to be perfect.
But Tryclone was looking at him, singl... | Dude, dude turn on the TV! It on!?!?! You seeing this? I know Ultraman vs Dr.Mindbender!!!!! In my face...liiiive!!!! So cool!!!
Yeah the Lakefield trust tower is getting obliterated by ray guns and cars tossed in it. Oh SHIT..gotta move...towers waving. Call you later when I'm safe(Cmon DM)
Hey(yes..use the boot sp... |
There's always that one villain you secretly root for... So use that to your own advantage! The character could have an obsession, love or fandom for the villain, maybe even want to be their lackey/minion.... Oh the possibilities! Make me believe it! | [WP]: Amongst a crowd watching a superhero/villain battle, one person is secretly rooting for the villain to win... | I duck, along with nearly everyone else in the crowd as the null bolt zips the air apart with a crackle and a fan of green light. Bob isn't quite so fast on his feet, and his head and shoulders vanish in a crimson splash. That self righteous jackass never could keep track of bystanders.
It was a constant gripe amongs... | You're crouched next to a potted plant in the corner of the sandwich shop you decided to try for lunch. Your coat's falling off, pressed into the wall on your left, and your ankle's screaming at you for the awkward position it's in. The girls who were in line to order are on your right now, pushing into your space in a... |
There's always that one villain you secretly root for... So use that to your own advantage! The character could have an obsession, love or fandom for the villain, maybe even want to be their lackey/minion.... Oh the possibilities! Make me believe it! | [WP]: Amongst a crowd watching a superhero/villain battle, one person is secretly rooting for the villain to win... | The battle between Wonder and Red Kaiser raged over the Nation’s capital. The camera drones hovered as close as their stabilizers allowed. They swarmed the dueling pair like gnats; each connecting blow, each intercepted fist, thundered through their buzzing ranks sending them tumbling. Still, there were enough drones s... | You're crouched next to a potted plant in the corner of the sandwich shop you decided to try for lunch. Your coat's falling off, pressed into the wall on your left, and your ankle's screaming at you for the awkward position it's in. The girls who were in line to order are on your right now, pushing into your space in a... |
There's always that one villain you secretly root for... So use that to your own advantage! The character could have an obsession, love or fandom for the villain, maybe even want to be their lackey/minion.... Oh the possibilities! Make me believe it! | [WP]: Amongst a crowd watching a superhero/villain battle, one person is secretly rooting for the villain to win... | Blows and the bruises had always been the price of broken peace in Santoval. Amy knew that better than most, it had been a lesson learned early and often as a child in her father's household. Still, she winced with every building-shuddering blow traded between Captain Amazing and The Instigator as the pair battled atop... | You're crouched next to a potted plant in the corner of the sandwich shop you decided to try for lunch. Your coat's falling off, pressed into the wall on your left, and your ankle's screaming at you for the awkward position it's in. The girls who were in line to order are on your right now, pushing into your space in a... |
There's always that one villain you secretly root for... So use that to your own advantage! The character could have an obsession, love or fandom for the villain, maybe even want to be their lackey/minion.... Oh the possibilities! Make me believe it! | [WP]: Amongst a crowd watching a superhero/villain battle, one person is secretly rooting for the villain to win... | The battle between Wonder and Red Kaiser raged over the Nation’s capital. The camera drones hovered as close as their stabilizers allowed. They swarmed the dueling pair like gnats; each connecting blow, each intercepted fist, thundered through their buzzing ranks sending them tumbling. Still, there were enough drones s... | I would be sticking out of this crowd like an indignant red flag in a calm sea mud if anyone bothered to look. But their eyes, everyone's eyes, were in the sky.
I wanted that maroon-clad bastard to win so bad. But he wouldn't. He wouldn't even really try. Why should he? He's signed a contract to lose. He has no real... |
There's always that one villain you secretly root for... So use that to your own advantage! The character could have an obsession, love or fandom for the villain, maybe even want to be their lackey/minion.... Oh the possibilities! Make me believe it! | [WP]: Amongst a crowd watching a superhero/villain battle, one person is secretly rooting for the villain to win... | Blows and the bruises had always been the price of broken peace in Santoval. Amy knew that better than most, it had been a lesson learned early and often as a child in her father's household. Still, she winced with every building-shuddering blow traded between Captain Amazing and The Instigator as the pair battled atop... | I would be sticking out of this crowd like an indignant red flag in a calm sea mud if anyone bothered to look. But their eyes, everyone's eyes, were in the sky.
I wanted that maroon-clad bastard to win so bad. But he wouldn't. He wouldn't even really try. Why should he? He's signed a contract to lose. He has no real... |
There's always that one villain you secretly root for... So use that to your own advantage! The character could have an obsession, love or fandom for the villain, maybe even want to be their lackey/minion.... Oh the possibilities! Make me believe it! | [WP]: Amongst a crowd watching a superhero/villain battle, one person is secretly rooting for the villain to win... | The battle between Wonder and Red Kaiser raged over the Nation’s capital. The camera drones hovered as close as their stabilizers allowed. They swarmed the dueling pair like gnats; each connecting blow, each intercepted fist, thundered through their buzzing ranks sending them tumbling. Still, there were enough drones s... | I duck, along with nearly everyone else in the crowd as the null bolt zips the air apart with a crackle and a fan of green light. Bob isn't quite so fast on his feet, and his head and shoulders vanish in a crimson splash. That self righteous jackass never could keep track of bystanders.
It was a constant gripe amongs... |
There's always that one villain you secretly root for... So use that to your own advantage! The character could have an obsession, love or fandom for the villain, maybe even want to be their lackey/minion.... Oh the possibilities! Make me believe it! | [WP]: Amongst a crowd watching a superhero/villain battle, one person is secretly rooting for the villain to win... | Blows and the bruises had always been the price of broken peace in Santoval. Amy knew that better than most, it had been a lesson learned early and often as a child in her father's household. Still, she winced with every building-shuddering blow traded between Captain Amazing and The Instigator as the pair battled atop... | I duck, along with nearly everyone else in the crowd as the null bolt zips the air apart with a crackle and a fan of green light. Bob isn't quite so fast on his feet, and his head and shoulders vanish in a crimson splash. That self righteous jackass never could keep track of bystanders.
It was a constant gripe amongs... |
There's always that one villain you secretly root for... So use that to your own advantage! The character could have an obsession, love or fandom for the villain, maybe even want to be their lackey/minion.... Oh the possibilities! Make me believe it! | [WP]: Amongst a crowd watching a superhero/villain battle, one person is secretly rooting for the villain to win... | Blows and the bruises had always been the price of broken peace in Santoval. Amy knew that better than most, it had been a lesson learned early and often as a child in her father's household. Still, she winced with every building-shuddering blow traded between Captain Amazing and The Instigator as the pair battled atop... | I'll give it a go, no promises on level of "quality" (is that the word??) I don't write much.
"They're up on the roof. Fighting. I hope he dies. After all, where was he when my wife was killed by the psychos he swore to PROTECT us from? Where was he when my Daughter died along-side her mother, crying about how she wa... |
There's always that one villain you secretly root for... So use that to your own advantage! The character could have an obsession, love or fandom for the villain, maybe even want to be their lackey/minion.... Oh the possibilities! Make me believe it! | [WP]: Amongst a crowd watching a superhero/villain battle, one person is secretly rooting for the villain to win... | Sweat insisted on dotting itself all over Willis’ brow and neck. The costume he wore was a perfect replica, he knew—every rivet lovingly hot-glued into place, every stitch a tiny masterpiece of mid-amateur-level sewing skill. He’d done so many swatches. It’d had to be perfect.
But Tryclone was looking at him, singl... | I'll give it a go, no promises on level of "quality" (is that the word??) I don't write much.
"They're up on the roof. Fighting. I hope he dies. After all, where was he when my wife was killed by the psychos he swore to PROTECT us from? Where was he when my Daughter died along-side her mother, crying about how she wa... |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | And so the whole world wept. | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | One day, humanity will just disappear. | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | And the end is just darkness | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | I must take this exam again. | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | And they parted, one final time. | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Mommy, I don't want to die. | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | As the world faded, she didn't. | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | His suicide note: "Messy, isn't it?" | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | You're not who I once loved. | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Training wheels, off too soon. Mistake. | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | My dog, Sunny, isn't here anymore. | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Even bleeding, he loved his father. | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | He weeped at his empty plate. | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | As the darkness consumed her, she wept. | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Final words unwritten, the clock stops. | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | I was happy. Then I awoke. | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Hungry he saw fat people eating. | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | She changed her name after me. | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | One last game of fetch before... | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | I never had a birthday party | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | It didn't matter in the end. | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | He died for a cheating wife. | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Its voice never graced the world. | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | A mother's cry, buried under gunfire. | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Meet, love, morn. Lather, rinse, repeat. | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | i'll give it all up again | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | All of your friends will die.
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Not exactly original, I've heard this before, but it's not attributed to anyone in particular as far as I know. | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | "Sorry." And then there were none. | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Born wrong, failed making it right. | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | He died a lonely old man. | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | She's homeless. Nobody cares about her. | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | The orphanage was now completely full. | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | No one will ever know me. | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Dying like he awoke everyday: alone. | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | In the end, all hearts break. | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Pappa, you promised it wouldn't hurt | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | "I'm sorry for what I am." | She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | I open my eyes again. Darkness.
| She let go of her doll | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Her hand slipped, she sank quickly... | She let go of her doll |
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