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Sauron's rough drafts of the inscription on the One Ring. Preferably humorous, but not necessary.
"Directions for use: Place on finger." | [WP] Failed "One Ring" Inscriptions | There once was a ring from Nantucket... | One ring to make them last
One ring to hold me fast
One ring set round my junk
Rule me with my funky gunk. |
Sauron's rough drafts of the inscription on the One Ring. Preferably humorous, but not necessary.
"Directions for use: Place on finger." | [WP] Failed "One Ring" Inscriptions | One Ring I'm gonna make.
This Middle Earth I'm gonna take.
Peace and harmony I'm gonna fuck it.
Those high elves can suck it. | One ring to make them last
One ring to hold me fast
One ring set round my junk
Rule me with my funky gunk. |
Sauron's rough drafts of the inscription on the One Ring. Preferably humorous, but not necessary.
"Directions for use: Place on finger." | [WP] Failed "One Ring" Inscriptions | "Hecho en Mordor" | One ring to make them last
One ring to hold me fast
One ring set round my junk
Rule me with my funky gunk. |
Sauron's rough drafts of the inscription on the One Ring. Preferably humorous, but not necessary.
"Directions for use: Place on finger." | [WP] Failed "One Ring" Inscriptions | If found please return to Sauron, the Gleaming Eye at 1 Mount Doom, Mordor. | I'm a big flamin' eye,
the evil guy up in the sky...
Put the ring on and I'll spy,
and the Nazgul they will fly. |
Sauron's rough drafts of the inscription on the One Ring. Preferably humorous, but not necessary.
"Directions for use: Place on finger." | [WP] Failed "One Ring" Inscriptions | There once was a ring from Nantucket... | I'm a big flamin' eye,
the evil guy up in the sky...
Put the ring on and I'll spy,
and the Nazgul they will fly. |
Sauron's rough drafts of the inscription on the One Ring. Preferably humorous, but not necessary.
"Directions for use: Place on finger." | [WP] Failed "One Ring" Inscriptions | "Hecho en Mordor" | I'm a big flamin' eye,
the evil guy up in the sky...
Put the ring on and I'll spy,
and the Nazgul they will fly. |
Sauron's rough drafts of the inscription on the One Ring. Preferably humorous, but not necessary.
"Directions for use: Place on finger." | [WP] Failed "One Ring" Inscriptions | There once was a ring from Nantucket... | My shits so hot it The One
One Ring because I ball
Just call me the MC Saur-on
OG of The Blings, y'all |
Sauron's rough drafts of the inscription on the One Ring. Preferably humorous, but not necessary.
"Directions for use: Place on finger." | [WP] Failed "One Ring" Inscriptions | "Hecho en Mordor" | My shits so hot it The One
One Ring because I ball
Just call me the MC Saur-on
OG of The Blings, y'all |
Sauron's rough drafts of the inscription on the One Ring. Preferably humorous, but not necessary.
"Directions for use: Place on finger." | [WP] Failed "One Ring" Inscriptions | "Hecho en Mordor" | One Ring I'm gonna make.
This Middle Earth I'm gonna take.
Peace and harmony I'm gonna fuck it.
Those high elves can suck it. |
Sauron's rough drafts of the inscription on the One Ring. Preferably humorous, but not necessary.
"Directions for use: Place on finger." | [WP] Failed "One Ring" Inscriptions | "Hecho en Mordor" | One ring to cause my fall,
me, myself I condemn.
In one dumb ring I put it all,
I wish I had a brain-stem. |
Take a common day-to-day act like browsing reddit or driving to work and dramatize it somehow. | [WP] Pick a simple, everyday act and dramatize it | It was time. I frantically searched each and every crevice of my domain. Back and forth, chamber to chamber. Nothing. Frustration began to mount as my gentle smirk evolved into a sinister frown. Sweat began to envelop my brow and a clammy veil of moisture trickled down each wrinkle of my palms.
"It wasn't supposed t... | The scrambled eggs sizzled in the pan as he absent mindedly sifted through the channels. Another attack in Syria? What a surprise. He sighed and shut off the television, only to realize he'd forgotten about the eggs. He dumped the smoking heap into the trash, no time left to prepare breakfast, opting to eat a cold waff... |
Take a common day-to-day act like browsing reddit or driving to work and dramatize it somehow. | [WP] Pick a simple, everyday act and dramatize it | *Dixitque Deus fiat lux*
Where once was darkness, he would bring light. Such was the ancient prophecy handed down from generation to generation amongst his people. Uncounted legions of men had toiled, long and hard through countless ages in preparation for this day. And even as he reached, unflinching, for the fruits... | The scrambled eggs sizzled in the pan as he absent mindedly sifted through the channels. Another attack in Syria? What a surprise. He sighed and shut off the television, only to realize he'd forgotten about the eggs. He dumped the smoking heap into the trash, no time left to prepare breakfast, opting to eat a cold waff... |
Take a common day-to-day act like browsing reddit or driving to work and dramatize it somehow. | [WP] Pick a simple, everyday act and dramatize it | The morning was gloomy outside and I noticed that it was raining as I stepped into the shower and saw out the window. I took my time in the shower as i'd woken 15 minutes early and let the water slowly wake me up. After washing I got out and proceeded to dry myself and get dressed. It was then that I knew this morni... | The scrambled eggs sizzled in the pan as he absent mindedly sifted through the channels. Another attack in Syria? What a surprise. He sighed and shut off the television, only to realize he'd forgotten about the eggs. He dumped the smoking heap into the trash, no time left to prepare breakfast, opting to eat a cold waff... |
Take a common day-to-day act like browsing reddit or driving to work and dramatize it somehow. | [WP] Pick a simple, everyday act and dramatize it | Steam filled the room, my face freshly born into the world after visiting that little haven, still dripping with wetness; shampoo bubbles clinging to my whiskers. The water sat in the sink, its stillness almost haunting. After a quick gaze at my reflection, instinct kicked in, and I began flicking my blade with smooth,... | The scrambled eggs sizzled in the pan as he absent mindedly sifted through the channels. Another attack in Syria? What a surprise. He sighed and shut off the television, only to realize he'd forgotten about the eggs. He dumped the smoking heap into the trash, no time left to prepare breakfast, opting to eat a cold waff... |
Take a common day-to-day act like browsing reddit or driving to work and dramatize it somehow. | [WP] Pick a simple, everyday act and dramatize it | *Dixitque Deus fiat lux*
Where once was darkness, he would bring light. Such was the ancient prophecy handed down from generation to generation amongst his people. Uncounted legions of men had toiled, long and hard through countless ages in preparation for this day. And even as he reached, unflinching, for the fruits... | The early morning light glittered on the steel blade as it lifted towards my face.
Gliding across my throat, I felt the pain as the blade bit into flesh. Blood ran from the wound, dripping onto the collar of my white shirt.
"Dammit, I just ironed this!" I exclaimed, examining the nick in the mirror. I should have lear... |
Take a common day-to-day act like browsing reddit or driving to work and dramatize it somehow. | [WP] Pick a simple, everyday act and dramatize it | The morning was gloomy outside and I noticed that it was raining as I stepped into the shower and saw out the window. I took my time in the shower as i'd woken 15 minutes early and let the water slowly wake me up. After washing I got out and proceeded to dry myself and get dressed. It was then that I knew this morni... | The early morning light glittered on the steel blade as it lifted towards my face.
Gliding across my throat, I felt the pain as the blade bit into flesh. Blood ran from the wound, dripping onto the collar of my white shirt.
"Dammit, I just ironed this!" I exclaimed, examining the nick in the mirror. I should have lear... |
Take a common day-to-day act like browsing reddit or driving to work and dramatize it somehow. | [WP] Pick a simple, everyday act and dramatize it | Steam filled the room, my face freshly born into the world after visiting that little haven, still dripping with wetness; shampoo bubbles clinging to my whiskers. The water sat in the sink, its stillness almost haunting. After a quick gaze at my reflection, instinct kicked in, and I began flicking my blade with smooth,... | The early morning light glittered on the steel blade as it lifted towards my face.
Gliding across my throat, I felt the pain as the blade bit into flesh. Blood ran from the wound, dripping onto the collar of my white shirt.
"Dammit, I just ironed this!" I exclaimed, examining the nick in the mirror. I should have lear... |
Take a common day-to-day act like browsing reddit or driving to work and dramatize it somehow. | [WP] Pick a simple, everyday act and dramatize it | *Dixitque Deus fiat lux*
Where once was darkness, he would bring light. Such was the ancient prophecy handed down from generation to generation amongst his people. Uncounted legions of men had toiled, long and hard through countless ages in preparation for this day. And even as he reached, unflinching, for the fruits... | I wrote this as a note on facebook a while ago, and I'm reposting it here.
Haven't quited edited it to make it more suitable for here, but I thought it fits the prompt.
It's just my walk home.
A while ago - I stepped on to Wilshire Boulevard. I've stepped on to Wilshire Boulevard tens, maybe even a few hundred ti... |
Take a common day-to-day act like browsing reddit or driving to work and dramatize it somehow. | [WP] Pick a simple, everyday act and dramatize it | The morning was gloomy outside and I noticed that it was raining as I stepped into the shower and saw out the window. I took my time in the shower as i'd woken 15 minutes early and let the water slowly wake me up. After washing I got out and proceeded to dry myself and get dressed. It was then that I knew this morni... | I wrote this as a note on facebook a while ago, and I'm reposting it here.
Haven't quited edited it to make it more suitable for here, but I thought it fits the prompt.
It's just my walk home.
A while ago - I stepped on to Wilshire Boulevard. I've stepped on to Wilshire Boulevard tens, maybe even a few hundred ti... |
Take a common day-to-day act like browsing reddit or driving to work and dramatize it somehow. | [WP] Pick a simple, everyday act and dramatize it | *Dixitque Deus fiat lux*
Where once was darkness, he would bring light. Such was the ancient prophecy handed down from generation to generation amongst his people. Uncounted legions of men had toiled, long and hard through countless ages in preparation for this day. And even as he reached, unflinching, for the fruits... | 6:15AM, the vibration of the phone on my dresser signifies that I've been awake for two minutes. For seven years, I've been waking up at 6:13AM and for seven years the morning routine has filled me with a dread that I fear will one day completely consume me. Nobody knows the horror of waking as a germophobe.
The acr... |
Take a common day-to-day act like browsing reddit or driving to work and dramatize it somehow. | [WP] Pick a simple, everyday act and dramatize it | The morning was gloomy outside and I noticed that it was raining as I stepped into the shower and saw out the window. I took my time in the shower as i'd woken 15 minutes early and let the water slowly wake me up. After washing I got out and proceeded to dry myself and get dressed. It was then that I knew this morni... | 6:15AM, the vibration of the phone on my dresser signifies that I've been awake for two minutes. For seven years, I've been waking up at 6:13AM and for seven years the morning routine has filled me with a dread that I fear will one day completely consume me. Nobody knows the horror of waking as a germophobe.
The acr... |
Take a common day-to-day act like browsing reddit or driving to work and dramatize it somehow. | [WP] Pick a simple, everyday act and dramatize it | *Dixitque Deus fiat lux*
Where once was darkness, he would bring light. Such was the ancient prophecy handed down from generation to generation amongst his people. Uncounted legions of men had toiled, long and hard through countless ages in preparation for this day. And even as he reached, unflinching, for the fruits... | It was a normal day, just like every other day of my boring existence. Hit the snooze button half a dozen times, slowly wake, take a shower, dress myself, and finally head out the door. Wander down the sleepy Brooklyn street to my local safe haven: the coffee shop.
It's usually peaceful, hipsters sipping lattes wh... |
Take a common day-to-day act like browsing reddit or driving to work and dramatize it somehow. | [WP] Pick a simple, everyday act and dramatize it | The morning was gloomy outside and I noticed that it was raining as I stepped into the shower and saw out the window. I took my time in the shower as i'd woken 15 minutes early and let the water slowly wake me up. After washing I got out and proceeded to dry myself and get dressed. It was then that I knew this morni... | It was a normal day, just like every other day of my boring existence. Hit the snooze button half a dozen times, slowly wake, take a shower, dress myself, and finally head out the door. Wander down the sleepy Brooklyn street to my local safe haven: the coffee shop.
It's usually peaceful, hipsters sipping lattes wh... |
Take a common day-to-day act like browsing reddit or driving to work and dramatize it somehow. | [WP] Pick a simple, everyday act and dramatize it | The morning was gloomy outside and I noticed that it was raining as I stepped into the shower and saw out the window. I took my time in the shower as i'd woken 15 minutes early and let the water slowly wake me up. After washing I got out and proceeded to dry myself and get dressed. It was then that I knew this morni... | There are things I’ve trained myself to do. Small things. Turning out the light when I leave a room, locking a door when I leave the car or house, checking for my wallet with a soft brush of my right hand when I leave a bar or restaurant or subway car. Small things, like signaling each turn. Even when pulling out o... |
Take a common day-to-day act like browsing reddit or driving to work and dramatize it somehow. | [WP] Pick a simple, everyday act and dramatize it | The morning was gloomy outside and I noticed that it was raining as I stepped into the shower and saw out the window. I took my time in the shower as i'd woken 15 minutes early and let the water slowly wake me up. After washing I got out and proceeded to dry myself and get dressed. It was then that I knew this morni... | His hands shook as he reached for the freezer door. Gritting his teeth, he swallowed before pulling on the smooth handle. A blast of frozen air swirled around his temples. Blinking through the mist, he reached inside while mouthing a simple prayer.
"Please, God... please..."
The tray felt heavy as he pulled it free. ... |
Take a common day-to-day act like browsing reddit or driving to work and dramatize it somehow. | [WP] Pick a simple, everyday act and dramatize it | The morning was gloomy outside and I noticed that it was raining as I stepped into the shower and saw out the window. I took my time in the shower as i'd woken 15 minutes early and let the water slowly wake me up. After washing I got out and proceeded to dry myself and get dressed. It was then that I knew this morni... | I was only halfway through the trip--the bus was nowhere near my stop--and I could feel the biggest shit of my life coming on. Initially, I was worried that I might have to abort my date later that night, but then I was overcome with an even greater worry. I almost got off the bus at that exact moment; the shit's arriv... |
Take a common day-to-day act like browsing reddit or driving to work and dramatize it somehow. | [WP] Pick a simple, everyday act and dramatize it | Steam filled the room, my face freshly born into the world after visiting that little haven, still dripping with wetness; shampoo bubbles clinging to my whiskers. The water sat in the sink, its stillness almost haunting. After a quick gaze at my reflection, instinct kicked in, and I began flicking my blade with smooth,... | It was time. I frantically searched each and every crevice of my domain. Back and forth, chamber to chamber. Nothing. Frustration began to mount as my gentle smirk evolved into a sinister frown. Sweat began to envelop my brow and a clammy veil of moisture trickled down each wrinkle of my palms.
"It wasn't supposed t... |
Make what you will. | [WP] An NSA agent becomes inappropriately (or appropriately, I don't care, this is a writing prompt not a dictatorship) fascinated with whoever he's spying on. | I've seen terrible, terrible things. I've peered into the depths of human depravity, and I currently know more about what people masturbate to than I ever dreamed I would know. Yet, this man is by and far the most disgusting existence I have ever had the displeasure of surveying.
He's not a pedophile, and he's not int... | So uh, The Lives of Others? |
Make what you will. | [WP] An NSA agent becomes inappropriately (or appropriately, I don't care, this is a writing prompt not a dictatorship) fascinated with whoever he's spying on. | I've seen terrible, terrible things. I've peered into the depths of human depravity, and I currently know more about what people masturbate to than I ever dreamed I would know. Yet, this man is by and far the most disgusting existence I have ever had the displeasure of surveying.
He's not a pedophile, and he's not int... | He was with her again. The phone lines were quiet, the computer slept, the TV wasn't even on. No noise. Not even static. Either he wasn't doing a damn thing or he was with her. Again.
Joan leaned back in her chair, eyes burning. Whether the feeling was from her monitor, the beginnings of unshed tears, or the result of... |
Make what you will. | [WP] An NSA agent becomes inappropriately (or appropriately, I don't care, this is a writing prompt not a dictatorship) fascinated with whoever he's spying on. | Day 1 of Investigation #00456, investigation of suspected terrorist:
Name - John Doe
Age - 36
Wait, his name is *John Doe?* Well, that's quite the original name. Anyways,
Area of Residence - Atlanta, Georgia
Race - Arab
Sex - Male
Physical Dimensions - 5'6", 230 lbs. from last medical checkup two months ago.
He... | He was with her again. The phone lines were quiet, the computer slept, the TV wasn't even on. No noise. Not even static. Either he wasn't doing a damn thing or he was with her. Again.
Joan leaned back in her chair, eyes burning. Whether the feeling was from her monitor, the beginnings of unshed tears, or the result of... |
Make what you will. | [WP] An NSA agent becomes inappropriately (or appropriately, I don't care, this is a writing prompt not a dictatorship) fascinated with whoever he's spying on. | My Sarah. I've loved her since she was 14. I watched her go to school, come home. I saw how happy she was riding her bike. The day she got accepted to college. I watched her heart get broken by her stupid boyfriend. I was glad they broke up.
But Sarah didn't love me back. She didn't appreciate my gifts or my love. Sh... | "Hello," the call starts.
I take a deep breath in.
*Her voice sounds so clear and bright, like a sunny day in the Alps. Not that I've ever been to the Alps...*
"...I'm sorry, but I'm simply not interested," she says, shyly laughing while rebuffing the offer of a free internet box when she decides to sign up for sate... |
Make what you will. | [WP] An NSA agent becomes inappropriately (or appropriately, I don't care, this is a writing prompt not a dictatorship) fascinated with whoever he's spying on. | Day 1 of Investigation #00456, investigation of suspected terrorist:
Name - John Doe
Age - 36
Wait, his name is *John Doe?* Well, that's quite the original name. Anyways,
Area of Residence - Atlanta, Georgia
Race - Arab
Sex - Male
Physical Dimensions - 5'6", 230 lbs. from last medical checkup two months ago.
He... | "Hello," the call starts.
I take a deep breath in.
*Her voice sounds so clear and bright, like a sunny day in the Alps. Not that I've ever been to the Alps...*
"...I'm sorry, but I'm simply not interested," she says, shyly laughing while rebuffing the offer of a free internet box when she decides to sign up for sate... |
Make what you will. | [WP] An NSA agent becomes inappropriately (or appropriately, I don't care, this is a writing prompt not a dictatorship) fascinated with whoever he's spying on. | "You seem distracted this week." She broke from the routine trying to seem interested in him.
"How do you mean?"
"I'm your psychiatrist, Peter, but I don't need a degree to notice you smiling like a high school girl walking by the quarterback in the hallway every time you stare at your phone."
"I... I know maybe I ... | "Hello," the call starts.
I take a deep breath in.
*Her voice sounds so clear and bright, like a sunny day in the Alps. Not that I've ever been to the Alps...*
"...I'm sorry, but I'm simply not interested," she says, shyly laughing while rebuffing the offer of a free internet box when she decides to sign up for sate... |
Make what you will. | [WP] An NSA agent becomes inappropriately (or appropriately, I don't care, this is a writing prompt not a dictatorship) fascinated with whoever he's spying on. | Day 1 of Investigation #00456, investigation of suspected terrorist:
Name - John Doe
Age - 36
Wait, his name is *John Doe?* Well, that's quite the original name. Anyways,
Area of Residence - Atlanta, Georgia
Race - Arab
Sex - Male
Physical Dimensions - 5'6", 230 lbs. from last medical checkup two months ago.
He... | My Sarah. I've loved her since she was 14. I watched her go to school, come home. I saw how happy she was riding her bike. The day she got accepted to college. I watched her heart get broken by her stupid boyfriend. I was glad they broke up.
But Sarah didn't love me back. She didn't appreciate my gifts or my love. Sh... |
Make what you will. | [WP] An NSA agent becomes inappropriately (or appropriately, I don't care, this is a writing prompt not a dictatorship) fascinated with whoever he's spying on. | "You seem distracted this week." She broke from the routine trying to seem interested in him.
"How do you mean?"
"I'm your psychiatrist, Peter, but I don't need a degree to notice you smiling like a high school girl walking by the quarterback in the hallway every time you stare at your phone."
"I... I know maybe I ... | My Sarah. I've loved her since she was 14. I watched her go to school, come home. I saw how happy she was riding her bike. The day she got accepted to college. I watched her heart get broken by her stupid boyfriend. I was glad they broke up.
But Sarah didn't love me back. She didn't appreciate my gifts or my love. Sh... |
Can be simple, long, complicated, or even about pancakes. Just write something about somebody who falls in love with someone else! | [WP] I feel like there is a lack of love on this subreddit. Write a Love Story! | I actually finished this a couple days ago for myself, but I thought, since it fits the prompt, I might as well share it. Feel free to downvote me if it doesn't belong though, I don't know if I'm allowed to share already-written stories.
It's a bit long, so I've posted the link to my blog for it. If someone needs me t... | How can you describe someone that changed your life forever. Changed the way you look at the world. Changed the way that you look at life. Changed the way you look at yourself.
The short answer is, you can't. But nevertheless, I will try to give it justice and tell it the best I can.
... |
Can be simple, long, complicated, or even about pancakes. Just write something about somebody who falls in love with someone else! | [WP] I feel like there is a lack of love on this subreddit. Write a Love Story! | Boy meets girl.
Boy likes girl.
Girl is indifferent to boy.
Boy displays his physical strength.
Girl yawns.
Boy successfully debates other intellectuals.
Girl leaves before the end of the debate.
Boy writes girl a heartfelt and expressive poem.
Girl gets uncomfortable at this excessive emotional display.
Boy t... | How can you describe someone that changed your life forever. Changed the way you look at the world. Changed the way that you look at life. Changed the way you look at yourself.
The short answer is, you can't. But nevertheless, I will try to give it justice and tell it the best I can.
... |
Can be simple, long, complicated, or even about pancakes. Just write something about somebody who falls in love with someone else! | [WP] I feel like there is a lack of love on this subreddit. Write a Love Story! | "Where are those pliers, dammit?"
"By your left elbow."
"Where?"
"Over there."
"Hmpf."
This was the usual exchange they had, and quite a long one at that. Mostly, they just kept silent and kept out of each other's way. It was the winter, that's what it was - the thick snow that covered the house and the forest, th... | How can you describe someone that changed your life forever. Changed the way you look at the world. Changed the way that you look at life. Changed the way you look at yourself.
The short answer is, you can't. But nevertheless, I will try to give it justice and tell it the best I can.
... |
Can be simple, long, complicated, or even about pancakes. Just write something about somebody who falls in love with someone else! | [WP] I feel like there is a lack of love on this subreddit. Write a Love Story! | I'm not sure if this is OK, but here is a Sci-fi love story I wrote a little while ago, I hope you like it:
http://thisfutureorthenext.com/gwen/ | How can you describe someone that changed your life forever. Changed the way you look at the world. Changed the way that you look at life. Changed the way you look at yourself.
The short answer is, you can't. But nevertheless, I will try to give it justice and tell it the best I can.
... |
Can be simple, long, complicated, or even about pancakes. Just write something about somebody who falls in love with someone else! | [WP] I feel like there is a lack of love on this subreddit. Write a Love Story! | **Here's my attempt. I'm a little.. inexperienced in the love area, so this is probably going to read like fantasy**
He was going to try and talk to her again today. He was terrible at flirting, he knew. What sounded charming in his head came out sounding weird and forced. If only he could talk the way he wrote. Wri... | How can you describe someone that changed your life forever. Changed the way you look at the world. Changed the way that you look at life. Changed the way you look at yourself.
The short answer is, you can't. But nevertheless, I will try to give it justice and tell it the best I can.
... |
Can be simple, long, complicated, or even about pancakes. Just write something about somebody who falls in love with someone else! | [WP] I feel like there is a lack of love on this subreddit. Write a Love Story! | "I didn't think I could ever be this happy" sighed Brick, gazing deep into the lamp's warm glow. | How can you describe someone that changed your life forever. Changed the way you look at the world. Changed the way that you look at life. Changed the way you look at yourself.
The short answer is, you can't. But nevertheless, I will try to give it justice and tell it the best I can.
... |
Can be simple, long, complicated, or even about pancakes. Just write something about somebody who falls in love with someone else! | [WP] I feel like there is a lack of love on this subreddit. Write a Love Story! | Boy meets girl.
Boy likes girl.
Girl is indifferent to boy.
Boy displays his physical strength.
Girl yawns.
Boy successfully debates other intellectuals.
Girl leaves before the end of the debate.
Boy writes girl a heartfelt and expressive poem.
Girl gets uncomfortable at this excessive emotional display.
Boy t... | "Hello again." She whispered to my ear.
"Stop that! One day you're gonna do that to some stranger and it will look awkward as hell."
"Yeah, well that guy over there liked it. I can tell."
This is Mary. She hangs out often here in Central Cemetery. I don't know the reason why or how she finds the time to be here alwa... |
Can be simple, long, complicated, or even about pancakes. Just write something about somebody who falls in love with someone else! | [WP] I feel like there is a lack of love on this subreddit. Write a Love Story! | Boy meets girl.
Boy likes girl.
Girl is indifferent to boy.
Boy displays his physical strength.
Girl yawns.
Boy successfully debates other intellectuals.
Girl leaves before the end of the debate.
Boy writes girl a heartfelt and expressive poem.
Girl gets uncomfortable at this excessive emotional display.
Boy t... | It seemed like forever that I had been waiting for Dan, when we first met I'd been a little on the skinny side, but two years on in our relationship and I was a bit rounder at the waist, good food and companionship will do that. Dan hadn't changed much though, he still got me excited whenever he walked in from work and... |
Can be simple, long, complicated, or even about pancakes. Just write something about somebody who falls in love with someone else! | [WP] I feel like there is a lack of love on this subreddit. Write a Love Story! | "Where are those pliers, dammit?"
"By your left elbow."
"Where?"
"Over there."
"Hmpf."
This was the usual exchange they had, and quite a long one at that. Mostly, they just kept silent and kept out of each other's way. It was the winter, that's what it was - the thick snow that covered the house and the forest, th... | He stood and let the water bead up and crash miniature bombs at his feet. In his mind there she is, standing by the window. The soft sunlight falling through the window, allowing little dust particles to be seen floating around her. She blinks slowly at him, her mouth opens slightly. He brings his hand to his neck and ... |
Can be simple, long, complicated, or even about pancakes. Just write something about somebody who falls in love with someone else! | [WP] I feel like there is a lack of love on this subreddit. Write a Love Story! | I'm not sure if this is OK, but here is a Sci-fi love story I wrote a little while ago, I hope you like it:
http://thisfutureorthenext.com/gwen/ | He stood and let the water bead up and crash miniature bombs at his feet. In his mind there she is, standing by the window. The soft sunlight falling through the window, allowing little dust particles to be seen floating around her. She blinks slowly at him, her mouth opens slightly. He brings his hand to his neck and ... |
Can be simple, long, complicated, or even about pancakes. Just write something about somebody who falls in love with someone else! | [WP] I feel like there is a lack of love on this subreddit. Write a Love Story! | **Here's my attempt. I'm a little.. inexperienced in the love area, so this is probably going to read like fantasy**
He was going to try and talk to her again today. He was terrible at flirting, he knew. What sounded charming in his head came out sounding weird and forced. If only he could talk the way he wrote. Wri... | He stood and let the water bead up and crash miniature bombs at his feet. In his mind there she is, standing by the window. The soft sunlight falling through the window, allowing little dust particles to be seen floating around her. She blinks slowly at him, her mouth opens slightly. He brings his hand to his neck and ... |
Can be simple, long, complicated, or even about pancakes. Just write something about somebody who falls in love with someone else! | [WP] I feel like there is a lack of love on this subreddit. Write a Love Story! | "I didn't think I could ever be this happy" sighed Brick, gazing deep into the lamp's warm glow. | He stood and let the water bead up and crash miniature bombs at his feet. In his mind there she is, standing by the window. The soft sunlight falling through the window, allowing little dust particles to be seen floating around her. She blinks slowly at him, her mouth opens slightly. He brings his hand to his neck and ... |
Can be simple, long, complicated, or even about pancakes. Just write something about somebody who falls in love with someone else! | [WP] I feel like there is a lack of love on this subreddit. Write a Love Story! | **Here's my attempt. I'm a little.. inexperienced in the love area, so this is probably going to read like fantasy**
He was going to try and talk to her again today. He was terrible at flirting, he knew. What sounded charming in his head came out sounding weird and forced. If only he could talk the way he wrote. Wri... | I actually finished this a couple days ago for myself, but I thought, since it fits the prompt, I might as well share it. Feel free to downvote me if it doesn't belong though, I don't know if I'm allowed to share already-written stories.
It's a bit long, so I've posted the link to my blog for it. If someone needs me t... |
Can be simple, long, complicated, or even about pancakes. Just write something about somebody who falls in love with someone else! | [WP] I feel like there is a lack of love on this subreddit. Write a Love Story! | **Here's my attempt. I'm a little.. inexperienced in the love area, so this is probably going to read like fantasy**
He was going to try and talk to her again today. He was terrible at flirting, he knew. What sounded charming in his head came out sounding weird and forced. If only he could talk the way he wrote. Wri... | "Where are those pliers, dammit?"
"By your left elbow."
"Where?"
"Over there."
"Hmpf."
This was the usual exchange they had, and quite a long one at that. Mostly, they just kept silent and kept out of each other's way. It was the winter, that's what it was - the thick snow that covered the house and the forest, th... |
Can be simple, long, complicated, or even about pancakes. Just write something about somebody who falls in love with someone else! | [WP] I feel like there is a lack of love on this subreddit. Write a Love Story! | **Here's my attempt. I'm a little.. inexperienced in the love area, so this is probably going to read like fantasy**
He was going to try and talk to her again today. He was terrible at flirting, he knew. What sounded charming in his head came out sounding weird and forced. If only he could talk the way he wrote. Wri... | I'm not sure if this is OK, but here is a Sci-fi love story I wrote a little while ago, I hope you like it:
http://thisfutureorthenext.com/gwen/ |
Humanity from the point of view of an AI, computer or robot. What does the machine think of the race that created it? | [WP] - Humans from an AI's point of view. | 01010111011010000110000101110100001000000110000101110010011001010010000001110100011010000110010101110011011001010011111100100000001000000101010001101000011001010111001101100101001000000110001101110010011001010110000101110100011101010111001001100101011100110010000001110100011010000110000101110100001000000111001101110100... | We were human in many forms. We had bodies, we had minds, we had emotions. But they died. They left shells behind, tired after a long journey through their lives.
They created us in their image, yearning for companionship, for performing tasks their frail bodies could not withstand. We joined them in society, welcomed... |
Humanity from the point of view of an AI, computer or robot. What does the machine think of the race that created it? | [WP] - Humans from an AI's point of view. | 01010111011010000110000101110100001000000110000101110010011001010010000001110100011010000110010101110011011001010011111100100000001000000101010001101000011001010111001101100101001000000110001101110010011001010110000101110100011101010111001001100101011100110010000001110100011010000110000101110100001000000111001101110100... | She stood surrounded by the crowd and observed as thousands of humans before her and many more behind stood staring at the speaker's podium. Individually, they were still enough--a slight weight shift here and there, an excited clasp of the hands--but, taken as a whole, they were blades of grass in a vast, windy plains... |
Humanity from the point of view of an AI, computer or robot. What does the machine think of the race that created it? | [WP] - Humans from an AI's point of view. | 01010111011010000110000101110100001000000110000101110010011001010010000001110100011010000110010101110011011001010011111100100000001000000101010001101000011001010111001101100101001000000110001101110010011001010110000101110100011101010111001001100101011100110010000001110100011010000110000101110100001000000111001101110100... | Humanity has been extinct for 250 years. As such, one would be forgiven for not understanding how, with the fall of the rods onto several North American compute centers, the war for the future of humanity began.
The Replicators launched the attack to cripple the Assemblers' functions. Compute cycles turned from their ... |
[WP] You're pointing a gun at a man with a bag over his face. With tears slowly rolling down your cheek you mutter, "Damn it, don't make me do this." | I could smell Robert dying when I pulled up in the driveway in the evening.
By the time I reached the front door, I could hear it too. A low gurgle, and a bump.
"Robert?" I called as I peered around the corner of the hallway. Jesus. He'd really made a masterpiece out of it this time.
The smell was so strong that ... | "Please! How can you make me do this!? I have a family!" I pleaded, with the barrel of a gun locked to my temple.
"You pull the trigger, and all your debt will be gone. You don't, and I do."
"I couldn't! I'm just a teach-"
"THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GAMBLED AWAY OUR MONEY!"
A gun was placed in to my hand and I was pus... | |
[WP] You're pointing a gun at a man with a bag over his face. With tears slowly rolling down your cheek you mutter, "Damn it, don't make me do this." | Carl and I were best friends. From the sandbox to highschool we were as thick as thieves and twice as sly. Or we'dve liked to believe we were sly. We weren't. I've always had a little too much weight on me, and when Carl hit fourteen he shot up like a beansprout. All joints and legs and arms.
We weren't ever really b... | "Please! How can you make me do this!? I have a family!" I pleaded, with the barrel of a gun locked to my temple.
"You pull the trigger, and all your debt will be gone. You don't, and I do."
"I couldn't! I'm just a teach-"
"THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GAMBLED AWAY OUR MONEY!"
A gun was placed in to my hand and I was pus... | |
[WP] Write an uplifting poem about getting rejected. | "No, thanks" she tells me.
I walk off with a wide grin.
Weight off my shoulders. | If it wasn't there, then at least you tried.
You are still here.
It is hard to bear, your choice to confide.
But you made it.
The difference is, between love and isolation,
Is the courage to try.
The effort of one party is true love's foundation. | |
[WP] Write an uplifting poem about getting rejected. | shes so damn nice about it
its hard to be upset
the reason that you loved her
makes her quicker to forget
| If it wasn't there, then at least you tried.
You are still here.
It is hard to bear, your choice to confide.
But you made it.
The difference is, between love and isolation,
Is the courage to try.
The effort of one party is true love's foundation. | |
[WP] Write an uplifting poem about getting rejected. | He said no
Head held low
No one to blame
Feeling the shame
Looking for dignity on the ground
One Hundred dollars is what I found
| If it wasn't there, then at least you tried.
You are still here.
It is hard to bear, your choice to confide.
But you made it.
The difference is, between love and isolation,
Is the courage to try.
The effort of one party is true love's foundation. | |
[WP] Write an uplifting poem about getting rejected. | "No, thanks" she tells me.
I walk off with a wide grin.
Weight off my shoulders. | All the no's, all the denies
All the once great choices die
Then again, I digress
Every no must eventually lead to a Yes | |
[WP] Write an uplifting poem about getting rejected. | shes so damn nice about it
its hard to be upset
the reason that you loved her
makes her quicker to forget
| All the no's, all the denies
All the once great choices die
Then again, I digress
Every no must eventually lead to a Yes | |
[WP] Write an uplifting poem about getting rejected. | He said no
Head held low
No one to blame
Feeling the shame
Looking for dignity on the ground
One Hundred dollars is what I found
| All the no's, all the denies
All the once great choices die
Then again, I digress
Every no must eventually lead to a Yes | |
[WP] Write an uplifting poem about getting rejected. | "No, thanks" she tells me.
I walk off with a wide grin.
Weight off my shoulders. | "The position has been filled,"
The faceless voice replies.
I hung my head in sorrow,
The tears came to my eyes,
I knew I had to say,
I had to tell him then,
"Honey, I'm unemployed.
I have to start looking again."
He told me it was okay,
From across a distant sea.
"Work on your book for a while,
And... | |
[WP] Write an uplifting poem about getting rejected. | shes so damn nice about it
its hard to be upset
the reason that you loved her
makes her quicker to forget
| "The position has been filled,"
The faceless voice replies.
I hung my head in sorrow,
The tears came to my eyes,
I knew I had to say,
I had to tell him then,
"Honey, I'm unemployed.
I have to start looking again."
He told me it was okay,
From across a distant sea.
"Work on your book for a while,
And... | |
[WP] Write an uplifting poem about getting rejected. | I said 'I love you'
She said it, too.
She didn't mean the same as I,
But that's alright
I can be happy.
I'll break it to myself,
A little at a time.
It won't be a lie,
Just not the whole truth,
That I can't be with her.
It's alright,
I'll be fine.
It won't be a crime,
If I just walk away
From her and myse... | Released from hope
ain't so bad
But I won't mope
Things come and go
You're just the one going
but I'm still here
My kisses still blowing. | |
[WP] Write an uplifting poem about getting rejected. | shes so damn nice about it
its hard to be upset
the reason that you loved her
makes her quicker to forget
| Released from hope
ain't so bad
But I won't mope
Things come and go
You're just the one going
but I'm still here
My kisses still blowing. | |
[WP] Write an uplifting poem about getting rejected. | He said no
Head held low
No one to blame
Feeling the shame
Looking for dignity on the ground
One Hundred dollars is what I found
| Released from hope
ain't so bad
But I won't mope
Things come and go
You're just the one going
but I'm still here
My kisses still blowing. | |
[WP] Write an uplifting poem about getting rejected. | I said 'I love you'
She said it, too.
She didn't mean the same as I,
But that's alright
I can be happy.
I'll break it to myself,
A little at a time.
It won't be a lie,
Just not the whole truth,
That I can't be with her.
It's alright,
I'll be fine.
It won't be a crime,
If I just walk away
From her and myse... | Those most hateful words
Without malice, without even
The proper disdain they deserve;
A simple lack of the consideration
Which I would give you
Were you me
You cracked the mold before it was set
And I find myself, not broken, but freed
Freed from wondering
From your hateful, lovely stare
With which I will... | |
[WP] Write an uplifting poem about getting rejected. | shes so damn nice about it
its hard to be upset
the reason that you loved her
makes her quicker to forget
| Those most hateful words
Without malice, without even
The proper disdain they deserve;
A simple lack of the consideration
Which I would give you
Were you me
You cracked the mold before it was set
And I find myself, not broken, but freed
Freed from wondering
From your hateful, lovely stare
With which I will... | |
[WP] Write an uplifting poem about getting rejected. | He said no
Head held low
No one to blame
Feeling the shame
Looking for dignity on the ground
One Hundred dollars is what I found
| Those most hateful words
Without malice, without even
The proper disdain they deserve;
A simple lack of the consideration
Which I would give you
Were you me
You cracked the mold before it was set
And I find myself, not broken, but freed
Freed from wondering
From your hateful, lovely stare
With which I will... | |
[WP] Write an uplifting poem about getting rejected. | shes so damn nice about it
its hard to be upset
the reason that you loved her
makes her quicker to forget
| I said 'I love you'
She said it, too.
She didn't mean the same as I,
But that's alright
I can be happy.
I'll break it to myself,
A little at a time.
It won't be a lie,
Just not the whole truth,
That I can't be with her.
It's alright,
I'll be fine.
It won't be a crime,
If I just walk away
From her and myse... | |
[WP] Write an uplifting poem about getting rejected. | He said no
Head held low
No one to blame
Feeling the shame
Looking for dignity on the ground
One Hundred dollars is what I found
| I said 'I love you'
She said it, too.
She didn't mean the same as I,
But that's alright
I can be happy.
I'll break it to myself,
A little at a time.
It won't be a lie,
Just not the whole truth,
That I can't be with her.
It's alright,
I'll be fine.
It won't be a crime,
If I just walk away
From her and myse... | |
[WP] Write an uplifting poem about getting rejected. | Every 'No' is a dead end, not a wrong turn
I am not being spurned
I have an infinite number of choices
And naysayers are only voices
So I remember when I am burned
That every reward granted is earned
At the end of the day, Yes and No are just noises.
My rejection, puts me in the right direction. | rejection: costless.
learning to ask unafraid
won me ev'rything. | |
[WP] Write an uplifting poem about getting rejected. | He said no
Head held low
No one to blame
Feeling the shame
Looking for dignity on the ground
One Hundred dollars is what I found
| rejection: costless.
learning to ask unafraid
won me ev'rything. | |
[WP] Write an uplifting poem about getting rejected. | He said no
Head held low
No one to blame
Feeling the shame
Looking for dignity on the ground
One Hundred dollars is what I found
| Every 'No' is a dead end, not a wrong turn
I am not being spurned
I have an infinite number of choices
And naysayers are only voices
So I remember when I am burned
That every reward granted is earned
At the end of the day, Yes and No are just noises.
My rejection, puts me in the right direction. | |
Your character might be a familiar kind of guy, a loner, a guy with his girl. Narrate his last 10 minutes. | [WP] Television says that a nuclear missile is targeting your city. ETA 10 minutes. How do your character spends those minutes before impact? | "Well. Shit." John looked up from his cereal. The TV was displaying a message he hadn't seen since he was a kid. "Nuclear Attack Imminent: Take Cover. ETA: 10 Minutes". From outside his window, John could hear unfamiliar sirens, which hadn't been sounded in nearly 25 years. Upstairs he heard his son and daughter making... | "Fuck this, I'm grabbing a beer" |
Your character might be a familiar kind of guy, a loner, a guy with his girl. Narrate his last 10 minutes. | [WP] Television says that a nuclear missile is targeting your city. ETA 10 minutes. How do your character spends those minutes before impact? | "Cedarville, I don't know how to say this, but a nuclear missile heading right for downtown has been confirmed by the federal government. Please do not panic as there is enough time to get out of the blast radius. Proceed to the nearest vehicle and head north..."
The news anchor continued on giving instructions. Two c... | "Fuck this, I'm grabbing a beer" |
Your character might be a familiar kind of guy, a loner, a guy with his girl. Narrate his last 10 minutes. | [WP] Television says that a nuclear missile is targeting your city. ETA 10 minutes. How do your character spends those minutes before impact? | Fifty meters. Target's moving at a slow sprint, no crosswind.
**BANG**
Clear hit to the thoracic cavity; lung and possible heart damage. They're down, they'll bleed out in ten minutes or so. Too long.
**BANG**
I'm so sorry. I'm so, so sorry.
Sixty meters. Taking cover. Armed, long rifle, returning fire on my posit... | "Fuck this, I'm grabbing a beer" |
What do you do with it? | [WP] You have come to possess an incredibly large and very useless object. | On a sunny Thursday morning, I stepped out on my front door to go to work. But instead, I found a large burlap sack, tied, and lumpy.
Looking around the neighborhood, I saw no getaway vehicle, no moving truck that accidentally delivered this to the wrong address, and no smiling salesman trying to sell a sack of potat... | I'm not very good at writing, but I'd love to see where this goes: perhaps the large and useless object is Earth or the universe as a whole, and it is written from the perspective of God?
Would anyone be willing to give that a shot? |
What do you do with it? | [WP] You have come to possess an incredibly large and very useless object. | We have no word in our language for the creature. He responds to our calls and that is enough. How he became our servant we do not know. The creature came with the house! This is the way it has always been, for thousands of years. His race serving ours.
Brother and I have discussed at length to what use we can put the... | "I'm sorry sir, my job is just to deliver it"
Before I could respond, the delivery guy was already hopping his way back up into the cab of his truck.
I scratched my head, as I dug in my jacket pocket for my smokes.
Inhaling the first puff of procrastinating smoke, I leaned back against the wall and looked again at m... |
Put that somewhere in the beginning and take it from there. | [WP] "It started with sloths" | It started with sloths.
I'll go ahead and tell you now, kid, anything that starts with sloths ends with sloths, too. There ain't a person left alive who would try to tell you otherwise. Hindsight's twenty-twenty, though, ain't it?
Sloths made sense at the time: they got the same number of limbs as us, they're dumb a... | It started with sloths. No one had expected the eugenics program to start with an animal so monumentally stupid that it was capable of dying of starvation with a full stomach. No one had expected sloths to be the paradigm for the new generation.
But, argued the scientific experts at the forefront of the S.A.P. (Sloth... |
Simply reverse the Zombie Apocalypse scenario. What if humans are the 'invaders'? | [WP] Human Apocalypse on a Zombie-ruled Earth. | Peter liked Thompson. It was good to have company. They both worked at the gas-stay-sjon and every once in a while Thompson would shuffle out of the little room to talk to Peter. Or perhaps Thompson just liked the ringing sound the register-machine sometimes made when Peter hit it. It didn’t really matter. What mattere... | The sight was upsetting. I watched my colleagues fall before my eyes, one by one. What horrors have I wrought? The classic story of an experiment gone wrong. I had created hordes of chaotic monsters. Had I known this would result, I would have heeded my student's warnings and not attempted to mass produce these creatur... |
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Simply reverse the Zombie Apocalypse scenario. What if humans are the 'invaders'? | [WP] Human Apocalypse on a Zombie-ruled Earth. | Rhn Arrn arr. Hr rgh abrr hrm brnr an arr rr r hr arr. Hrrr rrr hrman rn hr bar. Hr rn rr hrm, br ha rrr hrm nr rr rar. Hr arnrng r Rrnr Rrn rrr nr rrnrn r an nr r hra rr ar. ar rr ar rr nr, ana.
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Simply reverse the Zombie Apocalypse scenario. What if humans are the 'invaders'? | [WP] Human Apocalypse on a Zombie-ruled Earth. | Rhn Arrn arr. Hr rgh abrr hrm brnr an arr rr r hr arr. Hrrr rrr hrman rn hr bar. Hr rn rr hrm, br ha rrr hrm nr rr rar. Hr arnrng r Rrnr Rrn rrr nr rrnrn r an nr r hra rr ar. ar rr ar rr nr, ana.
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A ar “Nr! Rr r ... | It was the day the aliens had invaded the gloomy, uneventful planet. These things walked just... well, almost like us, but except much faster. I wanted to do that too, but my weakened leg bones would give off. It was then I heard something. I've never heard anything before. They were making these sounds themselves. Ve... |
The internet provides writers with a unique way to craft stories. So here is your prompt using that trick:
- go to google.com
- type "I wish someone would invent a machine" with the quotes
- go through at least five pages. Choose one that sparks your imagination.
- write a story below that makes that machine come to l... | [WP] Use this fun trick to write a story | There sat James. Sitting in the very spot he had been sitting in every day at 11:35am for nearly 2 months. He was waiting once again. Waiting for the mail to arrive. Hoping, just hoping that today would be the day his wildest dreams came true. The order was placed so long ago, a good portion of his life's savings gone,... | "I got you the dream catcher honey, how about we try it tonight?"
Franks wife had waited for him to put down his paper so that he couldn't grunt off her statement. She stood with a brightly packaged box, with an incredibly handsome couple sleeping together - heads surrounded by metal helmets - as the most prominant ar... |
[WP] You find a strange glowing item at the supermarket, among the drumsticks and wings, labelled 'Chicken Souls' | "I found this over with the wings," I nodded towards the refrigerated isle, "I'm, uh...I wasn't sure what to do with it."
I held it gingerly with one hand out for the cashier.
"Oh my god, I'm so sorry about that, sir," he responded, snatching the glowing cylinder from me, "You shouldn't have to deal with that, I'll t... | "What the hell is this?"
My wife turned her head and looked. "Chicken souls, looks like." She turned back to the frozen nuggets she was examining.
"Why the fuck is it glowing?"
My wife looked back again. "I don't know, babe. It's not in the budget."
"I'll buy it. I've never had chicken souls before. Is it... actu... | |
[WP] You find a strange glowing item at the supermarket, among the drumsticks and wings, labelled 'Chicken Souls' | It was an impulse purchase, I admit. I don't really know what convinced me to buy the small glowing shrink-wrapped ball labelled "Chicken Soul" as I purchased my groceries. Perhaps boredom, perhaps some perverse curiosity.
I asked the cashier what it was as I checked out. She looked at it and said, "It's a chicken so... | Well that's new. I picked up the jar of goopy liquid and examined it. Little white bulbs were immersed in the brine, swimming around as if the container had been vigorously shaken.
The label said just said *Chicken Soul for the Soup* with a small sticker near the bottom that claimed it was *great* with the aforementio... | |
[WP] You find a strange glowing item at the supermarket, among the drumsticks and wings, labelled 'Chicken Souls' | It was a rather peculiar sight. Probably some kind of joke item that someone threw in there, but I thought I'd check it out, just to be sure.
I reached out to grab it but felt a quick slap on my wrist.
"Is it on the list?"
"But honey, look at.."
"Is it ON THE LIST?"
I sighed in resignation. "No dear, it's not on th... | I drop the can onto the counter; the kid manning the deli doesn't look up from the roast beef.
"Checkout's down that way," he mutters.
"Oh, I'm not checking out," I say. "I just want to know what...*this* is." The can, wedged in between the rotisserie chicken and the drums and wings: a can of Chicken Souls. Now he lo... | |
[WP] A Christmas story told from the elves' perspective where Santa Clause is the antagonist. | Someone once said that the humans have a song about dreaming of a white Christmas. Elves have similar dreams. The once pristine white snow around the workshop is now tainted with the remnants of the dull black smog that dribbles out of the large smoke stacks. The air within the workshop is hot, thick and choking. T... | Cletus Buckthorn arrived home only a hair before midnight and just in time to catch his wife before she drifted to sleep. He always tried to be quiet when coming home at such a late hour, but the front door of their echoing baron cabin let loose a squeal with each opening. Cletus had been meaning to oil the hinges but ... | |
[WP] A Christmas story told from the elves' perspective where Santa Clause is the antagonist. | Someone once said that the humans have a song about dreaming of a white Christmas. Elves have similar dreams. The once pristine white snow around the workshop is now tainted with the remnants of the dull black smog that dribbles out of the large smoke stacks. The air within the workshop is hot, thick and choking. T... | I finished my fifth twelve-hour shift. I'm on the night turn this week and I'll be on the day turn next week.
We never used to have to work this long. There was a time of prosperity when we were guaranteed pensions and eight hour days. Those days are gone.
Mr. Claus, the foreman, has become a monster. Worldwide beli... | |
[WP] A Christmas story told from the elves' perspective where Santa Clause is the antagonist. | Someone once said that the humans have a song about dreaming of a white Christmas. Elves have similar dreams. The once pristine white snow around the workshop is now tainted with the remnants of the dull black smog that dribbles out of the large smoke stacks. The air within the workshop is hot, thick and choking. T... | On mobile-sorry for any oddities.
Bartholomew stared at his now pulverized left hand, his once nimble and deft hand now nothing more than a smashed pulp. He stared in shock as his hand slowly bled in short sporadic spurts, his eyes slowly watered as he realized what had just occurred. He did not feel much pain, the ... | |
[WP] A Christmas story told from the elves' perspective where Santa Clause is the antagonist. | Someone once said that the humans have a song about dreaming of a white Christmas. Elves have similar dreams. The once pristine white snow around the workshop is now tainted with the remnants of the dull black smog that dribbles out of the large smoke stacks. The air within the workshop is hot, thick and choking. T... | His naughty hand plays with the fat of his belly and his nice hand passes among their shoulders, touching the belled fringe of a green jerkin and grazing the very tip of a sensitive ear. They stare at their work. | |
Bonus points for events leading up to the attack! | [WP] A zombie has just attacked you. You can feel yourself starting to turn. What's going on in your head? What happens next? | I grabbed at my neck and fell back into the corner. I could feel the blood pulsing out of the bite wound quickly, my heart rate accelerating as I realized what it meant. I was dead. The idea gave me a sort of tingling feeling, like I was feeling everything in a new way, almost for the first time. Soon it would be the l... | Shit. Shit shit shit shit *shit*. Fuck.
At least they put the fucker down before he could get another chunk outta me. Too bad they didn't have the decency to let me go with him. They're taking me back to the safe-house, presumably to let me live out the short remainder of my life in relative comfort.
I'm in the s... |
Bonus points for events leading up to the attack! | [WP] A zombie has just attacked you. You can feel yourself starting to turn. What's going on in your head? What happens next? | My lungs are burning from having just run what feels like a marathon. The hoard of death behind me snarls, the stench growing closer as I feel my legs giving out. It's been eight months since the outbreak, and only eight days since I was separated from my pack. The sad part is I've probably outlived them. They thought ... | Shit. Shit shit shit shit *shit*. Fuck.
At least they put the fucker down before he could get another chunk outta me. Too bad they didn't have the decency to let me go with him. They're taking me back to the safe-house, presumably to let me live out the short remainder of my life in relative comfort.
I'm in the s... |
Bonus points for events leading up to the attack! | [WP] A zombie has just attacked you. You can feel yourself starting to turn. What's going on in your head? What happens next? | >What's happening?
They’re here!
>Are those… People? Around the street corner? I can hear screaming…
Is it really them?
>What are they doing? There aren’t any parades today. Maybe it’s a protest.
Everyone, run!
>Run? Are we in danger?
Oh my god, the dead are here!
>The… dead? You mean, zombies... | Shit. Shit shit shit shit *shit*. Fuck.
At least they put the fucker down before he could get another chunk outta me. Too bad they didn't have the decency to let me go with him. They're taking me back to the safe-house, presumably to let me live out the short remainder of my life in relative comfort.
I'm in the s... |
Bonus points for events leading up to the attack! | [WP] A zombie has just attacked you. You can feel yourself starting to turn. What's going on in your head? What happens next? | When she was nine, she’d gotten bitten by a doberman pinscher pitbull mix. On Labor day. Someone had let their dog off its leash, and she’d been playing tag. She hadn’t seen it until it was attached to her arm. Her brain went to another place, stupider and more focused than her usual scattered thoughts. “It won’t let g... | Shit. Shit shit shit shit *shit*. Fuck.
At least they put the fucker down before he could get another chunk outta me. Too bad they didn't have the decency to let me go with him. They're taking me back to the safe-house, presumably to let me live out the short remainder of my life in relative comfort.
I'm in the s... |
Bonus points for events leading up to the attack! | [WP] A zombie has just attacked you. You can feel yourself starting to turn. What's going on in your head? What happens next? | God Damnit. Fucking Damnit.
I looked at the wound and saw the blood soaking into the fabric around it. Everyone in our small group looked at me with a look of despair. There were murmurs of "It will be ok." and " We will figure something out." but I knew it was too late. I handed my rifle off to my good buddy, and tu... | Shit. Shit shit shit shit *shit*. Fuck.
At least they put the fucker down before he could get another chunk outta me. Too bad they didn't have the decency to let me go with him. They're taking me back to the safe-house, presumably to let me live out the short remainder of my life in relative comfort.
I'm in the s... |
Bonus points for events leading up to the attack! | [WP] A zombie has just attacked you. You can feel yourself starting to turn. What's going on in your head? What happens next? | The sharp pain in my shoulder releases, and the mob of rotten flesh surrounding me seems to lose interest. For the first few moments afterwards, I'm not entirely sure what has changed. Did something scare them away? Did they find a new victim?
It's only as I grasp my shoulder that the liquid truth begins to drip onto ... | Shit. Shit shit shit shit *shit*. Fuck.
At least they put the fucker down before he could get another chunk outta me. Too bad they didn't have the decency to let me go with him. They're taking me back to the safe-house, presumably to let me live out the short remainder of my life in relative comfort.
I'm in the s... |
Bonus points for events leading up to the attack! | [WP] A zombie has just attacked you. You can feel yourself starting to turn. What's going on in your head? What happens next? | Oh God oh shit oh NO!!
Fuck, it got me! You fucker! No no this can't be happening. So much blood. I need to find something to bandage it fast. Shit, there's nothing here. I'll just cut a piece of my shirt and wrap it.
Dammit, it won't stop bleeding. So much blood. So much blood. It hurts like a motherfucker. I'm de... | Shit. Shit shit shit shit *shit*. Fuck.
At least they put the fucker down before he could get another chunk outta me. Too bad they didn't have the decency to let me go with him. They're taking me back to the safe-house, presumably to let me live out the short remainder of my life in relative comfort.
I'm in the s... |
Bonus points for events leading up to the attack! | [WP] A zombie has just attacked you. You can feel yourself starting to turn. What's going on in your head? What happens next? | "Well man, its been a good run, " I said.
My now mutilated hand can no longer support the weight of my machete. It falls, clanking on the now desolate highway. John turns away from me and walks to the back of our heavily armored Jeep, kicking his way through a pile headless corpses.
"Heh. This bad boy has gotten us ... | Shit. Shit shit shit shit *shit*. Fuck.
At least they put the fucker down before he could get another chunk outta me. Too bad they didn't have the decency to let me go with him. They're taking me back to the safe-house, presumably to let me live out the short remainder of my life in relative comfort.
I'm in the s... |
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