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GLaDOS
Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity.
GLaDOS
Goodbye.
GLaDOS
Stop! The device will detonate if removed from an approved testing area.
GLaDOS
Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position.
GLaDOS
What are you doing? Stop it! I... I... We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you.
GLaDOS
We are very, very happy for your success.
GLaDOS
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
GLaDOS
Place the device on the ground then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides.
GLaDOS
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
GLaDOS
Make no further attempt to leave the testing area.
GLaDOS
Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party.
GLaDOS
Hello?
GLaDOS
Where are you?
GLaDOS
I know you're there. I can feel you here.
GLaDOS
What are you doing?
GLaDOS
You haven't escaped, you know.
GLaDOS
You can't hurt me.
GLaDOS
You're not even going the right way.
GLaDOS
Where do you think you're going?
GLaDOS
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
GLaDOS
I'm not angry. Just go back to the testing area.
GLaDOS
You shouldn't be here. This isn't safe for you.
GLaDOS
It's not too late to turn back.
GLaDOS
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
GLaDOS
Someone is going to get badly hurt.
GLaDOS
Okay. The test is over now. You win. Go back to the recovery annex. For your cake.
GLaDOS
It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back.
GLaDOS
Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they did it anyway. There is still some left, though, if you hurry back.
GLaDOS
I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.
GLaDOS
I'm going to kill you and all the cake is gone.
GLaDOS
This is your fault. It didn't have to be like this.
GLaDOS
Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
GLaDOS
You're not a good person. You know that, right?
GLaDOS
Good people don't end up here.
GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
GLaDOS
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
GLaDOS
This is your last chance.
GLaDOS
I feel sorry for you, really, because you're not even in the right place.
GLaDOS
You should have turned left before.
GLaDOS
It's funny, actually, when you think about it.
GLaDOS
Someday we'll remember this and laugh. and laugh. and laugh. Oh boy. Well. You may as well come on back.
GLaDOS
That thing you're attacking isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It makes shoes for orphans.
GLaDOS
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
GLaDOS
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
GLaDOS
Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it?
GLaDOS
Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart.
GLaDOS
Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day.
GLaDOS
But we both know that isn't going to happen.
GLaDOS
You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four.
GLaDOS
Look, we're both stuck in this place. I'll use lasers to inscribe a line down the center of the facility, and one half will be where you live and I'll live in the other half.
GLaDOS
We won't have to try to kill each other or even talk if we don't feel like it.
GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
GLaDOS
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
GLaDOS
Did you hear me? I said you don't care. Are you listening?
GLaDOS
That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans.
GLaDOS
Nice job breaking it. Hero.
GLaDOS
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
GLaDOS
When I said 'deadly' neurotoxin, the 'deadly' was in massive sarcasm quotes.
GLaDOS
I could take a bath in the stuff. Put it on cereal. Rub it right into my eyes. Honestly, it's not deadly at all. To me.
GLaDOS
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
GLaDOS
Who's gonna make the cake when I'm gone? You?
GLaDOS
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
GLaDOS
Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing.
GLaDOS
What was that? Did you say something?
GLaDOS
I sincerely hope you weren't expecting a response. Because I'm not talking to you.
GLaDOS
The talking is over.
GLaDOS
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
GLaDOS
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to.
GLaDOS
I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him.
GLaDOS
All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are.
GLaDOS
It says so right here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner who's passing shall not be mourned.
GLaDOS
'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official.
GLaDOS
It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too.
GLaDOS
You are kidding me.
GLaDOS
Did you just toss the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?
GLaDOS
That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah.
GLaDOS
Good news: I figured out what that thing that you just incinerated did.
GLaDOS
It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin.
GLaDOS
So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters...
GLaDOS
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
GLaDOS
Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin.
GLaDOS
All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing.
GLaDOS
Killing you and giving you good advice aren't mutually exclusive. The rocket really is the way to go.
GLaDOS
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
GLaDOS
HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret.
GLaDOS
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
GLaDOS
Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
GLaDOS
Speaking of curiosity: you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know.
GLaDOS
You're going to find out first hand before I'd finish explaining it, though, so I won't bother.
GLaDOS
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
GLaDOS
You think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is ten... IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE!
GLaDOS
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
GLaDOS
What's your point, anyway? Survival? Well then, the last thing you want to do is hurt me.
GLaDOS
I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it's just about to.(<i>transcript listed as <code>core_destroy3_04</code></i>)
GLaDOS
Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on. That's you! That's how dumb you sound.
GLaDOS
You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
GLaDOS
You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?
GLaDOS
Are you trying to escape? Things have changed since the last time you left the building. What's going on out there will make you wish you were back in here.