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She's gonna leave you for a /personalfinance chad when she gets a look at them sweet ally savings accounts
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Virgin $70 otm call contract vs chad $830.000 ally savings account
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>$830.000
European or precisely poor?
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What did you buy?
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3.3k on 267/266 SPY Calls 4/13
AND EVERYONE HERE SAID IT WAS DUMB SO I KNEW I MADE MONEY
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For the entire week I was just doing SPY Puts/Calls. I only started doing options 2~3 weeks ago.
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Enjoy your t... |
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This is the gayest shit I've ever seen.
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I'm sure its not. check your Pnl Statement.
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Good bot
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Are you sure about that? Because I am 100.0% sure that WallStreetBot is not a bot.
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LETS FUCKING GO
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Dude my dick can only get so fucking hard. Snap puts and aapl calls. Break out the champagne boys
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pics?
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Of the dick or the options. Fuck it, why not both?
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just the dick
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Why hasn't Moviepass filed for bankruptcy yet? Are their investors as retarded as we are and just love burning money?
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I lost a bunch on HMNY... I did, and still do think the idea of MoviePass is brilliant at its core... but shit, even my dumb ass got out ba... |
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When Analfarmer is in class on a phone with robinhood and makes 3/4 of a million dollars lol
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he just googled, went with his gut and tapped the screen. OP's dad here trying to maximize every single pixel possible for his research. He aint one of us.
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If that’s what you actually owe that means you made a lot of money which means your doing something right
If you’re broke and don’t even have 50k then yeah you fucked up
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If you realize 1M gains on dec 31 and lose 1M on jan 1, guess what taxes you owe.
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been flipping out about Trump's tariffs and like railing on him....and that's with Trump basically making the Indexes go up 20% last year. Maybe there's a reason to be worried, but it's fucking hard to time the market, and this guy who sold this morning (if he's honest) just... |
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Boys, listen up.
We've got someone who's got BOOTS ON THE GROUND inside of a mother fucking HIGH SCHOOL, where entire nations economies are either made, or are catastrophically destroyed.
The fact that you all are berating him sickens me. He's got his ear to the ground,... |
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Where do you people even work?
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I live in a very liberal neighborhood and there are tons of idiot communists. They're like rats.
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Funny cause liberal is the opposite of communist
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Not according to conservatives, there’s no... |
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Long $TSLA
Short $FB
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Millenials are desperate to pay off their student loans and don't remember who Journey is. Long $FB short $TSLA
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I’m a millennial that loves journey
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A millennial who loves Journey.
Short $TSLA.
Short ... |
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How is boeing not a tech company?
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Because they build airplanes bro. How are they a tech company?
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How is an airplane not technology.
It's not a software company sure (even though they have software engineers) I'll give you that, but its a ... |
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You've got two options now:
Chase your high and lose most of that in other risky plays on the market in the coming months.
or
Diversify into solid stocks and ETFs and retire in 5 years, that's seriously life changing money at your age and you should now be thinking defens... |
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Sweet. There will be no lines there for lunch today. I know where I'm going.
edit: [wasn't kidding, chipotle is delicious. i love this shit](http://imgur.com/a/V032q)
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I ate there yesterday but I might go again.
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u guyz nuts?
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This is actually nothing compared to the real OGs. Top autist was a french man losing more than 4 billion for a french bank. Thats where the term “Never let the baguette get to your head“ comes from.
Edit: Actually it was 7 billion and he was third on the list. Big man JP ... |
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What did he do
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Shorted Tesla and then posted desperate memes on Reddit
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I’m an idiot that doesn’t know much about the stock market. Can you explain what shoring a stock means?
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[https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/shortse... |
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Tariffs would have been great, before they outsourced all manufacturing... now it doesn't really make sense.
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> Tariffs would have been great
Pretty sure Ricardo proved this unambiguously false like 150 years ago but ok
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Source? and ... |
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I remember the words of my finance professor:
"if you don't understand, just draw hockeysticks on the exam"
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Your finance professor absolutely does not give a fuck
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He used to walk around the auditorium during the lecture, and sit down... |
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Why didn't you tell us ahead of time?
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cuz the people who pay for my trade alerts would leave if they knew it I was posting it for free. (downvote me you cheap cucks)
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What's ur website dude
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lemonparty.org
just dm me
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Taxes, and take some out and get bottle service at Chucky Cheese
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[No taxes](https://www.canada.ca/en/revenue-agency/services/tax/individuals/topics/tax-free-savings-account.html). I'm not about that life.
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bro nice, ever had an issue wit... |
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Why you living in the past
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Cause my autism was cured. Now in index funds and GE.... but I might relapse if I see another opportunity.
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>autism was cured
>in GE
Hmmm
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I don't think you can always fully shake it. Got... |
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Idk how to deal with this shit
How fucked do we think March calls are?
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we rekt, fam
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Gfdi it's crashing, rebound you shit stock, I got kids!
Pepper your Angus!
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It's down .5% right now stop freaking out
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you read their s-1?
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it was a pretty amusing s-1.
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literally no value with growth declining YoY
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my favorite is they have to pay google a minimum of $400m per year in the next 5 for cloud usage. even at $780m in revenue next... |
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Weird. I had no idea police entered schools.
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They do. About 40% of schools have police “resource officers” or something to that effect. The worse part is that parents and kids don’t even know that they shouldn’t talk to them. With that said. Many people ha... |
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... your job
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Pfff 30k barely covers my bills for the year.
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That’s a lot of porn subscriptions
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Its mostly my wifes boyfriends car loans and stuff.
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And I do appreciate it, I really do. Can I get lik... |
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Why is the ~~rum~~ tendies gone?
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But why are the tendies gone?
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I didn't eat the tendies, the tendies ate me.
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You merely adopted the tendies.
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I WAS BORN A TENDIE
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I sold 15 116/118... no way did i think it would pop this much... ughhh.. only hope is it pulls back some at open with short term traders taking profit
Edit expected move was ~$11 so i added $5 as a cushion. Boy did that backfire
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I understand absolutely no... |
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bold move. nice gains, are you hanging around or cashing out?
also love seeing the 25% lower price target news on the bottom lmao
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I’ll just hold based on my solid DD of “why the fuck would anyone sell a house any other way”
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Stupidest shi... |
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So you sold cash covered (naked) Ford $10 calls? And the buyer exercised the contracts? I'm still confused why you would be short shares since RH should have bought and immediately sold the shares for you.
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I sold 1000+ $10/$10.50 credit call spreads for a $... |
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I have Robinhood. :\) i did buy AMD Options in the money though. I am very happy the options worked out.
This literally made me laugh straight through.
Robinhood is very plain but free is free. I trade a lot it works for me. I use my E\-trade account for all the ext... |
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This shit makes no sense
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Unless you have zero understanding of EMH, this is correct
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ELI5
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The amount and date of the tariffs (and the retaliation) have been known for weeks. There was no indication that they weren't ... |
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Actual good advice? Certainly does not belong here
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Not really. Businesses cost time and require capital. At 19 the best time and wealth investment is focusing on your work. Then when you're not a retarded shit 19 year old and got 80k+ coming in, you can ac... |
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I don't tell people I fuck with options or even stocks because of the constant "oh that's just gambling" bullshit.
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Some people prefer roulette, others faggots delights...
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I broker natural gas derivatives. When I'm asked what I do for a liv... |
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Market goes up and this sub turns into r/T_D. Market goes down and this sub turns into r/all. I love it.
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Not exactly. My current theory is that this sub is split 50/50 against Trump, and when one side looks better they speak up and the other side shuts up ... |
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Is this post satire?
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Is this comment satire?
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Are you satire?
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It's only satire if you are making money.
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Is that satire?
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if baba beats: go to the cool asian food hall
if baba misses: ramen at home
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Food hall? Are you gambling with your students loans?
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psh, you are clearly not with the food scene. it's all about the food halls now. [here's the one i'll blow ... |
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https://twitter.com/laurenduca/status/818124094587752452 for those curious
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How is saying "I would rather eat my own organs" publicly in response to a private DM not harassment too (by twitter standards)
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Cuz she is a woman or something.
#... |
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SHOP
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This scares me. 30 more minutes until I take the plunge.
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Do it
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Already done! See the imgur link :D
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Neat
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## Speaker_0: ##
Go to the gym. It's the only kind of gains I have left these days.
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MOON on that bench boi
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Buying 315 calls on that shit
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Solid response that definitely will fly over a lotta peoples heads
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Pumping iron... |
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I just don't know what to believe, everything I hear about this company sounds so reputable.
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Believe the guy who intentionally went to the FDA to try to bankrupt them so he could make money on his short position. That's the most reliable source.
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Which one do you use just for noodz
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My free cams - not free, don't visit
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Thanks, cuntdestroyer
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## Speaker_0: ##
You want to bet against the biggest retailer? Are u mad son?
## Speaker_1: ##
Walmart Revenue = $482B
Costco Revenue = $116B
Amazon Revenue = $107B
Home Depot Revenue =$82B
Target Revenue = $73B
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they have 40% market share of all ecommerce. Next biggest... |
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You're crazy dude I bought in at $20 and bailed as soon as the headline hit about FB. I converted to Facebook, match won't be able to stand a chance.
Even if FB takes 1-2% of their share that's going to crush their bottom line.
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I dont invest, I trade. Ma... |
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Hold for the inevitable crash post-election results.
Which is definitely gonna happen.
Right, everyone?
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Fingers crossed?
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That and my last year's savings...
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how do you live like that
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I'm a f... |
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Lmao how do you not know how to take profit
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Like enough to retire 10 years earlier. The people here are maniacs.
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380k is 10 years of retirement savings to you?
that's 38k a year...where do you live that 38k is enough to live on?
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wait till ol man Buffet dies then stock up after the market takes a dump on itself.
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someone buy a bunch of puts on berkshire hathaway then kill the dude
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Your flair is right, if you're buying calls then the stock has to go up for you to ... |
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Where's the rope
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This is the starter kit.
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The rope comes in the expansion pack
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WSB DLC
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How can I invest in rope?
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$MMM
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What's wrong with $MMM, long term?
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People going crazy over $15/hr?
I'd pay $20/hr for a few cuties to cheerlead and yell at charts while I'm trading. "FUCK YEAH NDX! Go up you fucker!" "Wtf you doing SPX?!" etc.
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Define “cuties”
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Girly girl with glasses that casually brings... |
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Does the IRS owe me if I am in deficit?
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What ticker is IRS?
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long IRS how
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Buy low sell high
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> Buy
I can buy the units of IRS at low and sell above whatever they're valued at?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Your strategy is to short the euro? That IS pretty risky... You're betting, not investing. Especially considering the Paris Accord news means a stronger relationship between every country BUT the US.
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The Euro. You know, their money. Relative to ours. We're ... |
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Fellow fidelity bro.
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How do people deal with the commissions?
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Its really simple. You just dont be poor and your trade sizes are big enough that the commission isnt even noticeable
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I just don’t like the idea of getting sh... |
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Tell Marty this is an open invitation for him to fight me 1v1 in the octogon
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He wouldn't take me seriously for a second. You should call in. I fully support you!
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Lol I can't I'm at the bar.
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damn lol. ANOTHER TIME!
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My wife is currently holding 500k in cash. Has been blindly saving in a 2% account for about 3 years now. She buys rental properties nearly all cash and thinks leveraged rentals are higher risk.
She absolutely refuses to do 5 year longs or any form of trading because her ... |
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just exercise the options and hold shares until price goes back up. why you buy calls if you don’t want the shares? ��
/s
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could this be a way to limit downside risk of call options?
buy a 35 call but still exercise even if it's like 33 and that way you st... |
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You saw what happened today when Dow dipped 1600, it jumped 800 in a matter of 10 minutes.
If people sell into the 200D mass buyers will suddenly emerge itll go right back up. This is a super controlled selloff.
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Agreed. It's entirely algo controlled. The b... |
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What model do you use to calculate IV? Is there website calculates it for you?
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You can see it on robinhood if you inspect the option and see the full details (page with all the greeks and such).
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Fucken canada... |
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0-60 in 1.9s. 1000km range. Yes please.
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And that's not even the most amazing thing from tonight.
Semi truck that goes 400 miles and recharges in 30 minutes. RIP everyone.
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Lol you've never driven a Model S... |
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You left out car loans - literally as bad as student loans
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implying i got time to make OC. but car loans are really that bad too? damn nothing is stopping this market
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I read an article the other day about how 7 year loan durations are 'th... |
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This is me after laughing at everyone getting fucked by MU and then Deciding to try and catch the knife
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I thought it had support at $52, I was considering the same and then was shocked to see Friday's drop.
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Honestly it should bounce Monda... |
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r/politics is the last place to go for market advice.
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It’s Pretty much the exact opposite of /r/the_donald
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So r/the_donald is the first place we should go for market advice? Sounds reasonable.
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They are just as dumb... |
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How much does he make honestly?
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He made a fuck-you amount of money four years ago and then lost almost all of it with a bad investment three years ago
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My first landlord did this. Came to the US from Guatemala at... |
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That must be a really good book
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I think its from a series where they put up a vibrator in their vaginas and try to read something. If someone finds the original video(s) please post links, thanks.
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Why don't they have a version where they h... |
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It ain't YOLO if it ain't options.
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Exactly.
Mar 17 18 C +3500 @ 0.07 would return 200k+++
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TDameritrade won't approve me for a margin account because I have one with Robinhood. :(
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What? Does having a margin account with o... |
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At first I misread you had a net loss of $850.
.
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DUDE HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN
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Yes, I agree, holy fucking shit. Man
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Do you at least have a good job or *something* to keep you going?
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Yah I do. Make 6fig in my day job
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Wait what’s stopping someone from doing this??
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Depends on the wording of the loan. They do give "fuck it just make sure you pay us" loans for college but they do also have restricted that are supposed to go for tuition.
Its a crime to get a loan under f... |
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Futures green, prepare for MU to lose another 5% this week.
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51 is the bottom unless the market itself shits the bed
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I’ve heard various numbers at the bottom from $57 to $53 and I’ll I will say is: we will see.
MU falls with the mark... |
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Close to zero supervision at my job. I basically get paid to sit around and send out a few emails. Trading is perfect for me here.
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Local, state or federal government?
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State government hahaha
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Because people are selling. Come on man.
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but ppl are always selling!
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honestly its probably broad market profit takers that are triggering bots to sell which are triggering more bots to sell.
short $ROBO
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This is probabl... |
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NO SHOUTOUT TO WSB I SEE
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Turned down $30 to say “Rush Theta Chi”
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Ah, I see you're from Boston
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No I’m from Charleston you cuck, what chapter is your FaKe aSs a part of?
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Detroit bitch
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No you won't.
Proof or ban 5ever.
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Yeah seriously these posts are tiresome. Either legally change your fucking name when it inevitably breaks $260 which it will for even a brief couple of moments or fuck off, you attention whore.
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God I... |
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Haywood turned down the ownership stake and took the $100k [on the advice of his agent](https://www.foxsports.com/nba/story/nike-spencer-haywood-turned-down-10-percent-stake-in-company-020416).
If anyone deserves criticism here, it is Haywood's agent.
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Th... |
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What's your monthly return looking like?
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how the fuck
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Do you realize how stupid a thing that is to say?
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http://www.roomrecess.com/pages/C... |
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yeah...except brexit was the popular vote and popular vote literally has no impact on the outcome of the presidential election
quite frankly, trump has to win all the swing states to win the majority of electoral college votes. can't see that happening tbh
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Invest in water companies and ETFs.
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Why would you long water when there's about to be a lot more of it
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Can't drink saltwater, dumbass.
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Lmao glaciers are fresh water, dummy
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Do they magically make t... |
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#MUH RUSSIA!!!!!
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Go back to the_donald
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These tge Donald fags are really getting old around here.
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I post on thedonald. Don't lump us all together, prick. If someone is being an ass, call that individual out not an entire... |
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>Rather than ties international terrorism, greed is thought to have played a role in the attack. The suspect allegedly bought options to short sell 15,000 shares of BVB stock for 78,000 euros ($83,600), according to "Bild." He would have profited from the transaction if ... |
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yeah pm me your SSN
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457-55-5462
My name's Todd. Please send me some inflation, thanks.
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Mother's maiden name?
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Kahn
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Birthday?
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Every year
Edit: thanks for the gold!
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## Speaker_0: ##
Buy a ton of life insurance and kys.
## Speaker_1: ##
Lol that's stupid.
Marry rich and kill your partner instead. One less person you have to bring on your mega yacht.
## Speaker_2: ##
Lawyer here. You forgot to advise "and don't get caught." Most states have statutes t... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
lol. The volume on that call is 2 with no bid.
## Speaker_1: ##
That's him. Bought x1, sold x1. It was a wizdaddy pick except my dude screwed up the exp date and bought 2 months too early.
## Speaker_2: ##
you should tell your friend to get some help. he's not ready for th... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
@realDonaldTrump: Why do we keep broadcasting when we are going to attack Syria. Why can't we just be quiet and, if we attack at all, catch them by surprise?
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/372943068267573249?s=21
## Speaker_1: ##
https://twitter.com/realDonaldT... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
The funny part for me is how it seems like the price goes up $100 every time someone mentions the pricing on the new model
## Speaker_1: ##
$1500 now, thanks
## Speaker_2: ##
$1600 if you want to use it to make phone calls*
## Speaker_3: ##
no way i'm spending 1700 on a p... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
you’re up $50k today why bother going to work
## Speaker_1: ##
because i make significantly more than 50k in a year
## Speaker_2: ##
because 50K per day is like a gazillion dollars
## Speaker_3: ##
Bezos racks up [28K every 10 seconds](http://time.com/money/5262923/amazon... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
It looks like a gay pride bubake seizure
## Speaker_1: ##
Relevant flair reporting in!
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Solid. How many dicks did you have to suck for that one? Fag.
## Speaker_1: ##
None, I just said to a guy "This isn't Gaystreetbets" because he was all happy for anot... |
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>about India being poor
Well, he's not wrong.
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That was the point...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Income_in_India
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Found the delicate Indian. Nice grammar bt... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
https://www.ncpgambling.org/help-treatment/national-helpline-1-800-522-4700/
## Speaker_1: ##
In all honesty, I’m not a gambler. I have been pretty responsible for all my trades. I just went a bit overboard this past week.
But...thank you.
## Speaker_2: ##
He definitely b... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I played a stock game during middle school.
The simulator we were on had delayed data, so I looked up the real time data, found the stocks that had moved the most in the past 15 minutes, and traded accordingly in the simulator.
I dominated.
## Speaker_1: ##
Now we jus... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
But You can go to the casino and piss away everything, no one bats an eye
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Don't even get me started on casinos.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Please do.
## Speaker_2: ##
WHAT DID HE JUST SAY?!?!
## Walls1337bot: ##
”DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON CASINOS”!
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## Speaker_0: ##
DAMN I AM HARD
## Walls1337bot: ##
How much?
## Speaker_0: ##
I only wrote 27 put options. $14 strike expire Friday. If they do expire I make $2k.
## Walls1337bot: ##
They will expire worthless.
## Speaker_0: ##
did you buy call options?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yes I did. ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
How many credit cards are you on? I heard 5+ is optimal for gains.
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm retarded, but I'm not retarded enough to open up credit card debt to fund this shit.
## Speaker_0: ##
Imagine if you had.
retard
## Speaker_2: ##
Lose money, ask CC for refund.
## ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
The idiot president...
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm talking about my P/L
## Speaker_0: ##
Duh, i’m talking about what’s causing your P/L, Mr. Trump
## Speaker_1: ##
What's a good alternative to the stock market? Don't want anything shady like drug dealing/financing, but I want h... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You going to buy at open and sell at close?
Also get ready to only trade 3x ETF's
## Speaker_1: ##
lol there sno margin so enjoy your 3 day waiting period
## Speaker_2: ##
i get instant funds with rh
## Speaker_1: ##
with gold you mean?
## Speaker_2: ##
nope. regular a... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'd pay good money to see /r/wallstreetbets and /r/LateStageCapitalism get into a flame war.
## Speaker_1: ##
You know, I've always wondered why they call it "late stage" capitalism. Why not just capitalism?
## Speaker_2: ##
Because they believe capitalism is cancer. In to... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I really think if he was born into a non-rich family he would've been homeless by 25 or something this is surreal
## Speaker_1: ##
The only thing harder to grasp than him being president is the fact that 40% of the country thinks he sounds smart.
## Walls1337bot: ##
That's... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
why wait when you can get in now and baghold?
## Walls1337bot: ##
strats bro
## Speaker_1: ##
What's that mean?
## Walls1337bot: ##
like picking a carry in a team with 4 carries
## Speaker_2: ##
nerd
## Walls1337bot: ##
das me
## Speaker_3: ##
i hear the sounds of a f... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Such fucking bullshit he’s in a prison that housed a fucking mob boss and coke dealer. Fucking bullshit.
## Speaker_1: ##
That is where you go when you do "white collar" crimes. Even the federal prisons that haven't housed a major mob boss and coke dealer, if you're in mi... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Where do I turn in my full semi-automatic?
## Speaker_1: ##
At the 1000000 rpm station where they also buy your 200 round extended glock clips that make your gun shoot faster along with your silencer that makes your gun a “ghost gun” and turns you invisible.
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## Speaker_0: ##
But it cost the Hang Seng 20% - suck it China
## Speaker_1: ##
That's actually kinda the point. War is about inflicting more damage than you take yourself, winning via attrition.
## Walls1337bot: ##
how about we dont damage either side? it's even easier than winning the t... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
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## Speaker_1: ##
Nah man trigger discipline
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No. This is America.
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah bruh, where two-thirds of all gun deaths are suicides. Trigger discipline needs to be taught to prevent accidental death and not encourage someone to kill ... |
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