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Imagine having a Wii in 2018.
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Imagine a subreddit for people who lose shittons of money.
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Of course it's on purpose. We have to feed the big banks or else they'll all go the way of Lehman Brothers. In fact I thin... |
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First of all, I wanted to give myself a pat on the back for reading that ENTIRE post.
Secondly
>I am 99.9% certain AAPL is going to plummet post-earnings, but as there always is no way for me to know for sure.
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If all else fails (which it probably will) , I th... |
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I feel you bro. Glad you’re here, but I still have to do this
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50/50 BRK/QQQ portfolio outperformed the S&P in 2017 tho
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It has, and I ran a backtest and it's beaten it since 1999, but performance =/= diversified.
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Put some white powder on your nose. 2 mins before interview.
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that's 1980s shit, all the Wall Street guys are on adderall and modafanil now
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Are they really? That shit will only destroy a person's brain over time.
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how much did you have in the market?
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I've been long on DXCM since it was $7. Yesterday, ABT announced FDA approval of a competing product.
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> DXCM
You didn't sell it off did you? Do they have any other products or upcoming trials?
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[As an Australian during winter](https://i.imgur.com/UHnlrWd.mp4)
The queue for early access to RobinHood here has been going for 3 years. Come on you cunts!
Incidentally, are there any RH alternatives for Aussies? Found something called Stake, but it's literally a squares... |
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If your phone is in the photo... what did you use to take the picture????
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Like [this](http://i.imgur.com/XhbVb1i.jpg)
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O shit here we go. How did u take that pic?
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so do u use any particular indicators? lin reg?
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Just MACD, 100SMA, 150SMA, and 200SMA
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Wow, even a voodoo technical analysis can work wonders.
But seriously, I know a momentum strat HF manager that uses the same plus volume, and he us... |
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I'm fucking retarded but how does bond yield increasing affect equities
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�� risk free return = ☹️ equity risk premium
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Which is dumb to me. Equities still have shown no sign of slowing, the only reason they’ve dipped is because bond yields... |
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Hate people who make these pics. yeh everything is simple with hindsight.
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It’s fucking stupid. Amazon IPO’d at $18 a pop in 97’.
Don’t we all wish we could of jumped on that tendies train?
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Beats my parents sold around 20k of amazon in 2... |
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On red? What a fucking retard.
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You always bet on odd, never a color, fucking cuck.
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Really? That's odd. I can't even
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Literally?
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What a fagot!
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Baquette*
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I saw this post. The suggestion from that thread was to buy CD with 2% annual interest
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index funds were too risky
everyone who suggested them got downvoted
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Index funds risky?
Christ do these people freak out over loosing pocket change in... |
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Lol nigga got cucked by inflation. He lost 12%. HE LOST 12% OF HIS GAINS YOU FUCKING AUTISTS. JESUS CHRIST.
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Wtf you talking about
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He didnt outpace inflation. This is econ 101. He gained dollars but lost value. Should have invested in MU i... |
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It shouldn’t even be a question at this point but yes it’s real.
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1055882299756109824
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Who’s gonna make the bot that fact checks Elon’s tweets?
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Be the change you seek
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Can't Goldman just short themselves? I'm sure Bank of America did..
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I would absolutely love to see the SEC shitstorm that results from that.
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Not straight short stock, or buy puts/sell naked calls or whatever you want to see as "normal" ... |
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Pffft. 2008 wasn't shit. Let's talk about the tech bubble. Mother fuckers were really using the ropes, not just joking.
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I was mid 20s, green, and traded thru 2008 ok. Wild PnL swings but net green, if only a few K.
I agree, tech bubble was way worse. Mo... |
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Lol, how’s your electric vehicle program going there Ford? No one is going to want to buy an ICE vehicle in 5 years when it loses 90% of it’s value the second you drive it off the lot.
By the way, anyone want to buy a used pager off of me?
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Do electric en... |
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Gross. Elon is just being polite. He has no interest in operating in states that won't even sell his cars. You aren't even legally allowed to buy a Tesla in ohio. Why would Elon ever operate a factory there?
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Why can’t you buy in Ohio?
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Stro... |
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Just read your posts on IamA. Do you realize how lucky you were? Your rationale:
>Why I bought a crazy amount of S&P-based options: Congress passed a bill slashing corporate tax rates in December. The last time corporate taxes were reduced so much was back in 1986. S... |
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Go post this on r/personalfinance
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Hahahahahahahahaha...
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Actually I will send you amazon gift card balance if you do it and link ur post and ban screenshot
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So in reality he flipped that 25k into 56k + your gift card balan... |
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Everyone wants to be rich and at the same time don’t want other people to be rich. “hE’S nOT rIcH ENoUgH”
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They don't want people to get rich off their tax paid money.
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The government doesn't cut Amazon a 2.5B cheque, Amazon will pay 2.5B le... |
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That’s it? There’s a dude with 900k in spy puts lmao
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Yeah it really ain’t shit but I’ll take up 700%
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How are you up 700 percent? When did you buy those puts?
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April 26th and they are for 1/17/2020
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tomorrow:
"$5200 to $0: A Guide On How To Stay Greedy Just The Right Amount Of Time" authored by ayylmao11023
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This. Kid got lucky. That's it.
His plays are a $260 SPY call (lol @ SPY increasing 8.5% in a week) and way OTM TEVA puts. One worked out but e... |
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fun fact the wolf of wall street broke the record for the most use of profanity outside of a documentary literally about the word fuck.
reflective of real life tbh
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I still can't believe it was rated R. Show Girls was more tame than that movie and it got... |
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Get on the spx train. You can lose your money faster.
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Jk my 2735 calls are going to zero ������
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what exp?
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Cash out now before you're down 1000%
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If OP cashes out he's an ultra tard. At this point he better bag hold for a thousand years and beg that he breaks even. No point now in turning these positions into realized loses.
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They are realIzed l... |
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Have had many discussions on this topic with other analysts and we all agree that our behavior has become a lot more defensive towards women at the office. We all follow a set of unspoken rules to prevent any possibility of a female coworker "crying wolf" for an unforeseen r... |
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I saw this coming but no one here will be willing to listen to the reason why.
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Don’t bother. That user is far and away the stupidest person here. Look at his post history.
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Nice argument
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a repost shitpost at that
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http://i.imgur.com/W1f3RzK.gifv
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I upvoted, just stating the facts
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I'm not ragging on you. I just wanted an excuse to use a Reno 911 gif.
In other news, I sold my position in XIV at the open thi... |
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They will likely be devoured by BABA and papama, although China is obviously big enough for multiple online retail giants.
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And south east asia. Need to know that Chinese online retails have been expanding to its neighborhood.
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Has JD been ... |
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I think this is different than FB and definitely an overreaction. The hit EPS dead on, and just "lost" some users: they banned fake accounts. They say it's to improve the platform long-term and I'm with them on this one.
Also, I feel like a lot of people are using Twitter a... |
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Dude should have dumped that shit into RAD to double up on those gains. He would have made more in two weeks than he did in 70 years
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Is the deal really that set in stone?
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Stop standing on the sidelines son. Get in!!
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Ive b... |
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530,000, yup you read that right, 530,000 fuckin shares at .46
I yolo'd my retirement.
If this goes I'm in yacht city, if not I'll be needing that suicide hotline number. Nail biting extreme right now.
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Proof? Thats insane.
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It is insane. I ... |
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Are you gonna be tapped by the trump admin to lead up the FDA?
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TSLA
but seriously what are the expectations as to how much they'll open down on monday? 120k cars or w/e it was can't be good news.
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When's the last time Tesla had good news anyways
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I think TSLA investors are taking this "There's no suc... |
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Its red bro wtf u smoking
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It’s open today was like 4.19 so it’s green today
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And it closed over 5.00 yesterday. Are you actually retarded?
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Bruh I said it’s green TODAY not all week or all 2 days
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Warren: Dude I just spent 80 years merging random companies together and you want to break them up? Because ice cream cones and jet parts are a vertical market?
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In is defense he wasnt worried about antitrust issues. He recommended breaking up any company w... |
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What is you interviewing for?
My interviews are like:
Can you drive a stick? Have you crashed? Have you lost a load somewhere?
Welcome aboard...
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A consulting place and a wealth management place
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So basically dont show them you are subbe... |
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I bought in hard. A guy with a van can't destroy 2% of the economy.
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But a chetto with a Twitter can
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it's so edgy to be anti-president these days
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"It's so edgy to be anti-nazi sympathizers these days."
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I made the meme stock bracket. I don’t understand how it’s complicated.
If you cant understand the bracket I’m not sure how you have $10,000 to play with.
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That's why this fucktard is going to risk 10K. probably stole that money from his dying grandma.
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Please tell me you went all in on margin for UXIN.
Please. I'm begging you.
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This is from spy puts
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I thought you couldn’t trade options on margin in robinhood?
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RH Gold is essentially paying a monthly fee for up to 2k in... |
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Where is /u/NOVACPA when you need him. Who else is losing faith that this turns out well for the bagholders?
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This is exactly what we want.
The UST just said it supports the plantiffs (Collins) and that FHFA is unconstitutional. Ergo, the NWS is u... |
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Man my income was just raised. You telling me it’s gonna be shit forever?
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>You telling me it’s gonna be shit forever?
Were you by any chance born between 1981 and 1996?
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Born just in time to see real wages st... |
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$1000 will get you some coke and at least 2 hookers. That's the better buy to get back at an ex imo.
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I'll consider it.
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Dude. Real talk. $1,000 wont do shit for you in the market, especially with zero knowledge. This right here ^ is the... |
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>wants their product to fail
>uses their product
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As long as you don’t view the advertisements on the platform you’re actually making them lose money by using their product.
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You're helping daily active users though which helps prop ... |
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If you are venting it out atleast let us know how much you lost... and GFY
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what it means gfy? girlfriend young?
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Good For You
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I have literally always thought it was go fuck yourself when it came to this board.
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You just need to buy some credit default swaps
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I don’t think it’s going be a market crash, I think it’ll be a slowdown. They don’t sell credit default swaps to the little guys anyway.
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Get an isda you fuck
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I mean. It's not horrible advice as of right now.
New CEO in place, GE is going to make a lot of big changes soon. Might be a good payoff. Worst case scenario, you hold onto a stock you already have, and it goes down a little lower. It's not going bankrupt. Best case scenar... |
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Six 4k screens should suffice. That is all.
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Overcompensating for something?
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It's the only way I can fit my lifted 2015 Quad Cab Dually Longbed Dodge Ram as my background.
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I was asking about your penis but if you want t... |
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1) Liquidate all stocks
2) Payoff your mortgage and all personal debt owed
3) Exchange your dollars for non-dollar denominated assets/foreign currencies (non-G7 countries)
4) Move out of the USA
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5) Move to remote primitive tropical island
6) Buy wha... |
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Fake news tho right
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IDK, are they building an 80-ft wall along MX/USA border?
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Is that the real number? How deep?
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100 ft now.
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Your car will be able to be a self driving Uber for you while you're not using your say, that's it.
Also solar powered roofs with battery storage and self driving cars n' shit.
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Yeah man I can't wait for people to bang in the back of my self driving TSLA ... |
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Not to mention the $38k+ tax bill that house has
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That's like 1% of assessed value. Pretty normal TBH.
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Look at a $2 million house in Denver, the taxes are like $10k
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My 300k property in Baltimore is 8k in taxes. Ridiculou... |
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This is why the market has been volatile lately.
Look at the facts, Robinhood introduces options trading for free for hundreds of thousands of people with no education, experience, or money to be able to trade options freely.
Market begins to fluctuate wildly in both up an... |
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This pretty much sums up most of the loyal democrats that were forced to vote for Hilary.
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I refused to vote. It my be a mistake in the end but it should teach those stupid fucking Democrats to not blindly follow a machine. Fuck Hillary.
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I paid $0 for college now I'm paying $0 for rent... Thanks mom and dad please turn the heating on please the basement is cold.
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Congrats, you’re now better than 99.99% millennials
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I know the vibe were throwing here, but how bad is it real... |
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wait i thought opec was increasing production to drop the price of oil so demand doesn't go down
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yes but what you're forgetting is that the president is retarded
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Haha, I know, right? A self-made billionaire who become President of the Uni... |
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RIP u/kmoh74 the guy who put 100k into it
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HE ISN'T EVEN AWAKE YET LMAO
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In for a rude awakening
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I hope if someone is dumb enough to dump 100K in a meme stock merger they were at least smart enough to hedge their position w... |
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Tesla has never been rational. What’s better a company that currently makes 10 bil or a company that could make 10 bil? Sums up F vs tesla
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Ford. I think ford will make more money
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>Hints?
Someone inform the SEC right away.
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Classic small government GOP... Oh wait
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Well granted this isn’t the GOP, it’s Trump,
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Oh no you don't mother fucker. Trump is the GOP.
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Not at all.
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Im just really excited for my pay raise ill be getting. Supply side will work this time! Sure it has failed every other time, but now is different. /s
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He says, while the economy is experiencing 3+ percent growth and the Dow is higher than anytime in the pas... |
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He probably was probably trying to merge, and with the probability of it happening these numbers would be somewhat correct. kek
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yeah honestly he wasn't even fudging his % return by triple digits which is pretty weak by WSB standards
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If the... |
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me today buying jnug http://i.imgur.com/xxURXH9.gifv
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Jesus was that the Challenger? I don't think I've ever seen the footage
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It's really fucked up. Apparently the astronauts most likely lived through the explosion and died when their capsu... |
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Exactly how I feel when people bitch about their min wage job not able to support a family. Min wage is for teenagers. If you are still getting min in your 30s then you failed in life.
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Ma man Jack Ma used to offer free tours to foreigners just to learn Engl... |
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What do you do for a living to have that much cash?
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Did professional services consulting in IT. Quit to trade full time. Took a new job and stopped paying attention to my account as closely as o should have. Now we here.
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NSFW you fucking dickhead.
Also, what do I do with this awkward boner?
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[you could buy one of these to deal with it](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/VFikm)
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Yeahhhh, at the office so I'm not going to be clicking that. Is it a tiny azn ... |
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Wow you yolo in AMD expecting to lose everything. Well done. No risk no gain
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Wait, did people really think AMD was gonna tank?
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Every seller sold with the belief it wasn't going to go up.
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I mean, makes sense to avoid right ?
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Absolutely makes sense, it's just funny
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Just the featured part
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man it's been ages since I've gone to a proper mass shooting. Thanks snap!
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I have one coming up soon i... |
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lol flair checks out
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so does yours
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I have no flair
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I hear if you get enough downvotes for bitching about flair, that the mods will give you extra insulting flair
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Bad flair is bet... |
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this has to be fake
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It is. Posted by a satire website.
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Hey we don't need facts here.
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I too prefer to live in a reality where this happened.
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I now choose to live my life as a satire man.
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It's Shopped
Edit: it's not shopped, op's RH interface is just retarded
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[Nope](https://i.imgur.com/sroZl6W.png)
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Well then why aren't the percentages shown in your original screenshot?
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Here’s a screen record: https://i.i... |
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If every member in this sub contributed 1 dollar per month we could get an office on Wall St.
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If every member of this sub contributed $2 per month we could get a Wall St office AND make a monthly $650k SPY play
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u/YungBillionaire handles th... |
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I'm even more confident in my puts as I see the sentiment of this sub is extremely bullish for MSFT ER.
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They are teaming up with Walmart and they are going to announce a new console next month. It’s fuckin Microsoft boy, big shit finna happen
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He hasn't made enough money to buy an Aeron Chair?
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long back problems
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He actually has had back problems for a long time. He went to China for muscle surgery during the summer.
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That chair and his posture have absolutely no... |
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The jokes on them you can't cover a margin call if you have no money
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That’s actually what I said in my response to them
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Proof or ban
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https://imgur.com/a/AEgYFzI
I said I’ll deposit money in the coming weeks because I do... |
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Where do you people even work?
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I live in a very liberal neighborhood and there are tons of idiot communists. They're like rats.
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I feel like Trump may get reelected not because people actually prefer Trump, but this newage communists are ... |
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Small boy? a 22k play is more money than the budget of some US schools.
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He actually spent about $4K
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50 buys at 4.58 = 22900 isn't it?
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I’ll spare you since you seem to lose lots of money.
$4.58 is the price per contrac... |
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I certainly don’t buy that it was over a toy drone.
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a toy drone can have a bomb attached
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I guess King Salman should replace his palace security with the rednecks from YouTube that manage to shoot them down w... |
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How does one end up with 18 cents in their HSA?
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Haha they give me $400 a year free. I spent it.
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You spent the money in a tax-free account?
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What do you mean? It’s for medical expenses only. The $400 covers my dentist sayi... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'm new to investing and lack any understanding of options but did you just make $384 from a two $2 contracts? ELI5 please
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He bought scratchers
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Yeah I've heard they are basically high risk lotto tickets. But since I'm new to this I'm only ... |
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Why tho? This is not something I’d expect coming from a republican congress. Are they that retarded? Is this their idea of “simplifying” the tax code?
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This is the only bill that legit fucks everyone/
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You're forgetting Net Neutrality, wh... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
$30k into a penny stock - you've got balls the size of your brain or vice versa...
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both
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do you want a cookie
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i just want to lose my gains so i can finally become a WSB member
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Why be a member when you'... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Thanks to this post, I just bought a (as in singular) $13 FD for .05. Risking the big bucks here.
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How do you even buy a singular FD
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Robinhood. No commission means buying one option contract is now possible.
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Wait but I c... |
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Flee the country
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what's the latest on the vegas meetup
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No one is able to attend because they lost all of their tendies.
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Actually we’re all going to become prostitutes and make our money back
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Vegas is a... |
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I would neck the fuck outta myself
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The Founder of Victoria’s Secret jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge. He sold the company for a fraction of what it’d be worth just a few years later and squandered away that money with other failed business ventures.
## Sp... |
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What do you use to make this shit?
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Sony vegas
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I AM SO PISSED. I thought I got it when it was on a Humble Bundle Sale, but apparently I didn't. All I have is fucking Corel Painter Essentials 6.
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Just fucking torrent it ... |
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