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1334196928 | 1334202711 | t3_s5h0d | t5_2to41 | 42 | T3HK4T: TIFU: Forgot to take off my pants when using the crapper.
(All Happened Yesterday)
I woke up, feeling sorta sick, but it wasn't terrible, so i sucked it up.
As a Sub. at a middle school today (The High School I normally work in was closed, another story) I went out the door, and started driving.
When I got to... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1334208436 | 1334272267 | t3_s5qvx | t5_2to41 | 190 | [deleted]: TIFU: Opened loud porn on my computer with my boss sitting next to me.
First thing, I opened my laptop while sitting next to my boss to find porn still loudly playing from the night before and I couldn't stop it. It kept going after I slammed my laptop shut. Also, I'm a woman and my boss is a man if that ad... | 6 | 31.666667 | |
1334245571 | 1334431936 | t3_s6b40 | t5_2to41 | 62 | Killasasparilla: TIFU: Drove shitfaced, rolled out of a girl I was having sex with to paint her bathroom walls in vomit.
Last night I decided it'd be a good idea to drink some Sailor Jerry's. It was... for the first hour. After however many drinks I was invited over to my friend's apartment for sexy time. I barely reme... | 19 | 3.263158 | |
1334255781 | 1334341435 | t3_s6kfh | t5_2to41 | 137 | wenttotexas: TIFU. Opened my laptop to show a potential date a website. LiveJasmin was open.
ta1901: What is LiveJasmin?
sdoorex: It's an adult video chat site that always pops up when going to certain websites, *or so I am told...*
dmuns: Yes, yes... I... Uhhh... Have been told this as well.
Esteam: I AM A MALE AND ... | 6 | 22.833333 | |
1334259160 | 1334317271 | t3_s6ni2 | t5_2to41 | 55 | ta1901: TIFU: I ate a bunch of popcorn, fainted, and fell over in my chair...at work
I was working at an office in a suit and tie.
I like popcorn. I like to eat big handfuls of popcorn at work. As I was doing this, some got stuck in my throat. So I'm desperately trying to swallow, when I lean back, and black out most... | 3 | 18.333333 | |
1334269491 | 1334285335 | t3_s6xdb | t5_2to41 | 152 | [deleted]: TIFU: Stirred up an epic shitstorm on Reddit without checking the facts.
http://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/s5cwt/mensrights_suicide_post_was_real_reddit/
mikemcg: To be fair, there wasn't any way to check any of the facts and you presented SRD with literally as much as possible. You can't be fa... | 7 | 21.714286 | |
1334274827 | 1334276735 | t3_s72aw | t5_2to41 | 42 | throwmeaway1253: TIFU: I told a friend of mine I had browsed through her reddit history.
She saw it as creepy and stalker-y which I understand, but I tried to explain that I didn't do it with those intentions and just wanted to understand more about her. I said I wouldn't have even told her if I wanted to "stalk" her, ... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1334276691 | 1334515648 | t3_s740d | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU: Accidentally sat on a boy's face, he hates me now.
And my butt hurts. We were playing shark and minnows (we're 15, we only played today I swear) and someone pushed him down and I got pushed, resulting in my ass connecting with his face. He reported me to the principle for hacking a classmate's gmail ac... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1334193696 | 1334514021 | t3_s5duj | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU: Humiliated myself in front of entire highschool while performing on stage.
Thinking I could improvise a dance solo because I forgot nearly the entire routine.
I fucked up bad. The entire school was laughing at me and recorded it. It's probably all over Facebook. Scared to watch the video,
stupidfuckh... | 4 | 4 | |
1334279866 | 1334347985 | t3_s76ut | t5_2to41 | 67 | stillconscious: TIFU Didn't eat food for a few days, got really high, passed out, shit my pants
A few months ago I did a juice fast and it felt fantastic so on Monday I decided it was time to start another one. I'm trying to lose weight. I bought lots of fruits and vegetables to juice and have been mostly sitting aroun... | 3 | 22.333333 | |
1334263859 | 1335533449 | t3_s6rx1 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU bad: Creeped on my crush's facebook, accidentally liked a picture she took of her bf. I see her tomorrow.
I want to die.
throwmeaway1253: You know you can unlike it right?
BlackPelican: Yes but the notification still appears
UdderlyInsane: Wh.. What? [Really](http://i.imgur.com/ReYfd.gif)?
Makes sens... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1334308463 | 1334773086 | t3_s7pb5 | t5_2to41 | 20 | feelinweird: TIFU: kneecap guy says way too much to roommate of cute girl.
I posted [this](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rnpz0/tifu_fucked_up_my_kneecap_in_front_of_60_people/) about two weeks ago. This new story is not at all relevant but it hurts. I serendipitously met the roommate of the girl I secretly ador... | 5 | 4 | |
1334346749 | 1334442853 | t3_s8fjp | t5_2to41 | 93 | hypnofed: Is anyone else getting tired of the various "I shit my pants" TIFUs?
So we seem to be getting QUITE a lot of these posts. Am I the only one who finds them repetitive and disgusting? What made me join this subreddit was the original thread and all the stories that boiled down to social fuck ups as well as th... | 4 | 23.25 | |
1334343605 | 1334384617 | t3_s8clq | t5_2to41 | 136 | playingwithcrayons:
[TIFU] Tried to sooth my sorrows with a bath with music and candles; managed to set fire to my favorite 10-yr-old pair of jeans which I have been wearing weekly because they remind me of my recently passed grandma
(reposted cause I failed to put [TIFU] in the title first time round!)
Was painfull... | 4 | 34 | |
1334357609 | 1334542127 | t3_s8ozf | t5_2to41 | 22 | lessatms: TIFU: I quit something I loved and have thought of nothing but how I regret my decision.
I'm a senior in highschool who grew up playing only rec baseball, none of that club or travel bullshit. My highschool is good at baseball despite being a predominantly lacrosse school. I tried out freshman year and, lar... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1334371060 | 1334395559 | t3_s8z3p | t5_2to41 | 8 | BlueBallsMcGee: TIFU Corollary: Missed a casual sex opportunity, instead gained a casual sex partner, established through the phrase "sex kitten"... she was joking.
NatecUDF: This requires more detail, especially considering the rather cryptic title.
EffingTank: if he elaborates I will upvote.
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1334367357 | 1336430369 | t3_s8wel | t5_2to41 | 26 | BlueBallsMcGee: TIFU when I completely missed a casual sex opportunity
I was invited to a girl's house at a time when I would arrive at 9 PM... The word "boy toy" was later used. I'm a fucking idiot.
[deleted]: I can beat you all. In college I walked a girl home, she invited me in, showed me around her apt. including ... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1334380635 | 1334470300 | t3_s95cg | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: [TIFU] Broken friendship, Rude awakening, Gonna get jumped, Another broken friendship, Accidental gas passing, A stomach ache and 10 bathroom trips later...
I made a jokingly comment on someones status. I really screwed up there. 2 family members who have been friends for 30 years are no longer friends. Afte... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1334427027 | 1334437338 | t3_s9q9r | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: [TIFU] I cockblocked a friend by making everyone depressed with my problems.
So, as pathetic as this sounds, here we go.
Lately I've been somewhat seeing this girl, we've had fun, she claimed she likes me etc etc etc...
So today i realized things weren't as good as i suspected, so i went the pub with some ... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1334428963 | 1334521242 | t3_s9rp1 | t5_2to41 | 3 | OrangeMonkeyee: Burned my arm
canipaybycheck: Please read the sidebar before posting.
"Start all posts with "TIFU" in the Title."
OrangeMonkeyee: I guess I fucked up then hahaaaaaa
| 3 | 1 | |
1334432670 | 1334440455 | t3_s9udh | t5_2to41 | 225 | man_of_porno: TIFU i drank half a bottle of NyQuil and threw up everywhere. unable to walk i slept in my vomit for 5 hours till my grandparents found me.
crazyjc: You deserved it for drinking half a bottle of Nyquil. Jesus man, what made you do that? Pretty much any answer you give, i'm still going to call you a dum... | 8 | 28.125 | |
1334466150 | 1334526587 | t3_sagtm | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling the truth; drinking booze and smoking the reefer.
I guess this is also a vent/rant/fuckitI'mtypingmyproblemsontheinternet.
I'm 28 years old and I'm upset at myself. I admitted to my girlfriend tonight that I've
been drinking when I said I wouldn't anymore to get her back. I was never viol... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1334539182 | 1334696304 | t3_sbmv3 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Dyslexicmusic: TIFU by going too "trigger-happy" with cleaning my MacBook's hard drive and now it won't start up
[deleted]: That's why windows has a folder called "Windows".
It's pretty much a "DON'T FUCK AROUND IN HERE, YOU MORON".
EDIT: NO SHIT YOU NIMRODS. IT'S CALLED A COMPARISON YOU STUPID FUCKS.
Learfz: >... | 5 | 2 | |
1334547619 | 1334631139 | t3_sbudg | t5_2to41 | 195 | Timaeus_L: TIFU by nearly blinding myself trying to take my contacts out when I didn't wear them today.
parasitic_spin: I do that at least once a week. I am an ass.
Timaeus_L: How does it make you an ass?
parasitic_spin: Because I think the repetition implies a deeper level of stupidity on my part :)
Timaeus_L: You mi... | 9 | 21.666667 | |
1334577235 | 1335038436 | t3_sc9b6 | t5_2to41 | 52 | [deleted]: TIFU with my breakfast
First, I bit a banana. Without peeling it. Then, I made eggs- in my cereal. Then I put the milk in the cupboard and forgot about until about five minutes ago (ate breakfast at 5:30).
[deleted]: You should NEVER smoke weed.
[deleted]: i see what you did there
jries: I'm holding you to ... | 6 | 8.666667 | |
1334612056 | 1334626524 | t3_sd23x | t5_2to41 | 55 | web_weaver: TIFU: made of fun of someone who had lost her grandpa...
I saw a friend of mine wearing glasses, which i didn't knew she needed...so I started making fun of her, in a friendly way...she tells me that if I only knew why she had them on I wouldn't be making jokes...so I try to be funny saying: "but I do know.... | 3 | 18.333333 | |
1334621558 | 1335835775 | t3_sdb5b | t5_2to41 | 17 | armaniac: TIFU: Left my dad's truck running in the parking lot for four hours.
I don't get to borrow my dad's car often but this was a special occasion. I was going to the closing night of my play and I was allowed to take the truck up to my college campus instead of the bus. My dad has a [2001 GMC Yukon.](http://i453.... | 9 | 1.888889 | |
1334613462 | 1334680737 | t3_sd3j4 | t5_2to41 | 13 | thejamesstage: TIFU by using a vending machine, my chips getting stuck, inserting another dollar to get them both, and then both getting stuck
shadowq8: TAHT SHIT COULD DRIVE A MAN TO GO OVER
edit a commentary on my comment:
I never realized that I had caps lock on, I decided to leave it for a more dramati... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1334651932 | 1334890866 | t3_sdy37 | t5_2to41 | 151 | [deleted]: TIFU: I asked a Canadian girl I had just met if Canadians celebrate Christmas.
In my defense; I was in Vegas, I was extremely drunk, and it was 6am. She was really cute and pretty awesome to add on to the terribleness.
TurboTex: Better than asking about July 4th.. I still can't understand why so many America... | 6 | 25.166667 | |
1334622616 | 1336240827 | t3_sdc5q | t5_2to41 | 57 | Illpackallama: TIFU, wife bought me a coconut that had gone bad. Story inside.
My wife bought a coconut for me today. I was super excited, as I view coconut to be a great delicacy. As I was joyously preparing the coconut for consumption, I noticed that the base of it was surprisingly soft. Curious, I began to feel and ... | 6 | 9.5 | |
1334698489 | 1334944421 | t3_sevhp | t5_2to41 | 98 | zerosandwiches: TIFU: Crashed a minivan while racing a dude on a windy mountain road (pic inside)
I'm on the way to work in my Mazda 5 on a windy road, when this dude in a Jetta GLI comes screaming up behind me. Rather than pull over to let him pass, I stomped it and tried to see if I could keep him off my ass (couldn... | 8 | 12.25 | |
1334710379 | 1334715063 | t3_sf6eg | t5_2to41 | 15 | ToddATP: TIFU by neglecting ⌘S
I put in over 3 hours of work into video editing at my work just to have the computer crash and all of my editing lost forever. At least it only took me 2 hours to reedit the project.
[deleted]: My brother always braggs about how apple software autosaves.
Don't you have this feature for... | 3 | 5 | |
1334721049 | 1334730387 | t3_sfgec | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: "Oops....I'm a dick." Meme contest?!
WindowsPepsiPark: Tell me the joke, I want to know. >.>
[deleted]: ^
| 3 | 6.333333 | |
1334721646 | 1334874098 | t3_sfgwq | t5_2to41 | 122 | Ankins1: [TIFU] Bought a donut machine for no reason
I guess I had a mindfart, because I don't even like donuts. And they have a no-return policy.
[deleted]: You did not buy a donut machine for no reason.
Even if you do not like donuts, your friends like donuts, and you are about to have a lot more friends.
Vitto9: Li... | 7 | 17.428571 | |
1334765545 | 1334777354 | t3_sg6qp | t5_2to41 | 99 | mysecondpost: TIFU by dranking milk at my buddy's, thanking him for the strawberry milk only to find out it was two week old chocolate milk.
Chuckgofer: ...HOW?
Bac-ILL-us: Yes... I think some further explanation is in order?
archenemy236: OP fail?
| 4 | 24.75 | |
1334766048 | 1334774512 | t3_sg76x | t5_2to41 | 146 | Restart417: TIFU because of my continuous downloading, administrators disconnected the internet in our university student council office. I'm Vice President.
what do, reddit?
nuxenolith: Did you *at least* remember to delete the torrent files once they finished downloading? Seeding torrents on a campus ISP is the ro... | 6 | 24.333333 | |
1334783005 | 1334793575 | t3_sgnof | t5_2to41 | 15 | throwaway10000233333: TIFU. Lost my car in the hospital parking garage for half an hour
I walked all 5 floors up and down, awkwardly saying "god damnit" every two minutes or so. I hadn't eaten in about 36 hours and it was hot as fuck. I started getting stressed and confused. Turns out it was in a different garage. I wa... | 3 | 5 | |
1334803313 | 1334813394 | t3_sh6io | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU. Accidentely ruined new redditors childhood/internet innocence.
Sent him a list of what not to click, he thought I was joking and clicked it. The ordinary 'stay away' reddits, like r/spacedicks and whatnot.
WHAT DO I DO. WHAT IF HE SAYS I SENT HIM THAT STUFF. I had meant for him to know to stay AWAY ... | 3 | 1 | |
1334804682 | 1334905257 | t3_sh7r5 | t5_2to41 | 81 | NomahTheGreat: TIFU when I accidentally attempted to steal a stranger's car.
Today I Fucked Up when I was leaving work and walking into the parking lot. In a rush in the morning I tend to forget little details (ex. where I parked), so I see a Jeep I assume is mine and get in. With the ignition not starting to no avail,... | 4 | 20.25 | |
1334800196 | 1335230163 | t3_sh3ib | t5_2to41 | 22 | Dougal_McCafferty: TIFU by spending $200+ on hockey tickets to a game I just realized I can't go to
Bought tickets to the Capitals vs Bruins game, got super pumped up for it, remembered that I have to take a train home tomorrow.
Alv2Rde: Kijiji is your friend!
If I was in Boston I would buy em for $150!
Dougal_McCaffe... | 7 | 3.142857 | |
1334822643 | 1334875429 | t3_shjn1 | t5_2to41 | 32 | kpowren: TIFU: Took my mom's car without her knowing and fell asleep behind the wheel.
Rolled once in the air, once on the ground, no one can figure out how I'm alive. Pics to come, my mom wouldn't send them because she didn't want me to 'brag' about it. Also, it's my 18th birthday. Yay me!
Aszuul: 1. why did you take ... | 4 | 8 | |
1334827771 | 1335069701 | t3_shlg9 | t5_2to41 | 42 | IWantALemur: TIFU by taking an hour and twenty minute detour to a job interview
So I'm on road A. The person who gave me directions told me to take road A then turn left onto road B, and then right onto road C. While on road A, there is an intersection with road C. So I pull over into a parking lot and call the pers... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1334844511 | 1335397271 | t3_shtbx | t5_2to41 | 245 | GashcatUnpunished: TIFU... I lost my entire college art portfolio
It has everything in it. My pad of expensive paper, all of my assignments, several of which were due today. My entire array of VERY expensive brushes, most of my expensive paint tubes.... I can't even do the assignment that was assigned today. My family ... | 10 | 24.5 | |
1334847526 | 1334849605 | t3_shvou | t5_2to41 | 3 | stupid_tax_throwaway: The check I wrote to the IRS bounced.
stupid_tax_throwaway: FOR FUCK'S SAKE I FORGOT TO PUT THE THING IN THE TITLE. I swear I didn't do that on purpose. :(((
rya11111: we know .. it happens .. please repost. sorry :)
| 3 | 1 | |
1334850611 | 1335495357 | t3_shy9t | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU: I pissed on myself whilst pooping
Yeah, so my stomach was upset and I felt a massive bowel movement coming on. I rushed to my bathroom, pulled down my track pants, and I proceed to unleash a shitnami. As you know, one does not simply poop without peeing. During this shitastrophe, I'm overcome with glee... | 4 | 4 | |
1334874681 | 1334881635 | t3_sil3y | t5_2to41 | 60 | [deleted]: TIFU...well, actually yesterday. I posted to r/AskReddit and asked for nothing NSFW and it was automatically tagged as NSFW. Then got called a scumbag redditor just cause I didn't know how to untag it as NSFW. More inside.
I asked Reddit what a good thing for a Transformer to transform into and asked for n... | 3 | 20 | |
1334875024 | 1334886910 | t3_silfe | t5_2to41 | 38 | Nortoreo: TIFU while working with radiation...
I am a CEDO or certified exposure device operator, which means that I go to welding shops with a exposure device or a camera and inspect the welding. We have very strict rules when it comes to the amount of radiation we can pick up on our TLD (thermoluminescent dosimeter)... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1334874469 | 1334977816 | t3_sikxa | t5_2to41 | 208 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally shitting on my friend.
This morning, I went to friend's apartment to meet up with him for breakfast. His apartment door has a broken lock, so I just went right on in. I found him asleep on the couch and decided it would be hilarious if I woke him up by farting in his face. I pulled do... | 15 | 13.866667 | |
1334875054 | 1335474053 | t3_silgm | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU: Sleep-eating while on Ambien, I poured milk into a bowl of empty edamame shells instead of my Fruity Pebbles and spilled all over the table. Then fell back asleep while trying to clean it up.
ChaplinStrait: Do I have Ambien stories for you...my mother used to take this stuff. Want to hear some stories... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1334889625 | 1334965525 | t3_siyr2 | t5_2to41 | 24 | Ineeni: TIFU Working computer lab today I had a person move a computer and stopped them...while closing I thought everyone was gone turns out she wasn't and I yelled "what a big fat fucking retard moves a computer in a computer lab with cubicles."
I didn't think peoples faces could contort like that it almost looked ... | 3 | 8 | |
1334893176 | 1335028801 | t3_sj20z | t5_2to41 | 11 | JollyRoger61: TIFU Missed job application
This isn't a huge deal but I feel pretty foolish. I've been planning on applying to a job online that didn't have a deadline. Of course this means it could close at any time. I've been so busy with school so it took me a while to write up a cover letter and get ready to apply. ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1334905170 | 1335281200 | t3_sjavl | t5_2to41 | 35 | im_tw1g: TIFU by climbing a wall that was part of a shrine. The priest was watching.
So, on family holidays in Japan. Visited a shrine (only people there at the time) and after leaving, I decide to climb up a rock retaining wall under the side of the shrine. I didn't realize at the time that this would be kind of offen... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1334972359 | 1336515472 | t3_skorw | t5_2to41 | 104 | done_in_by_data: TIFU and started a shitstorm.
OK, here goes:
An ex employee turned over a company phone, and it was given to me to babysit. I looked through the phone and everything appeared to be erased except for the contact list and some recent texts...nothing out of the ordinary. My job was too answer it and rep... | 8 | 13 | |
1334979207 | 1335051373 | t3_sktit | t5_2to41 | 72 | bjoe9: TIFU: Turned down a better job.
I received a call from a tech recruiter about a job 5 minutes from my house that paid more. They needed filled the position as soon as possible. I drive 80 miles a day for my current job. I turned him down because I couldn't give a two weeks notice. Kicking myself in the ass abou... | 7 | 10.285714 | |
1334992757 | 1334998554 | t3_sl0y1 | t5_2to41 | 60 | drone13: TIFU by giving a speech in public speaking about my most treasured photograph, a blank piece of paper.
The assignment was to bring a photograph with significance to the presenter and talk about it. I forgot my picture so I winged it and went on about how important the abstraction of "nothing" is to me while fa... | 3 | 20 | |
1335003729 | 1335131181 | t3_sl4ed | t5_2to41 | 75 | LoneCoffeeDefender: TIFU. I have a research paper due about 6 hours ago I started two hours ago.
balqisfromkuwait: What's the topic about? I can help if you want
LoneCoffeeDefender: Transhumanism and augmented prostheses. Thanks, but I wrapped it up at 8 o'clock this morning.
Arterra: my first thought is deus ex. am ... | 5 | 15 | |
1335021750 | 1335029288 | t3_slbpf | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU: I got all the way to work only to realize I didn't bring any tampons with me.
To make matters worse, I have an 8 hour shift today.
Grimalkin: Go to a convenience store on your break and buy some.
too__legit: I only get 30 minutes. The closest convenience store is that far away.
| 3 | 14.666667 | |
1335031796 | 1335063115 | t3_slikn | t5_2to41 | 244 | [deleted]: TIFU. I laughed at a joke my friend told me yesterday, during a funeral
My dad's cousin's funeral was today, she was very close to me and I loved her. But for some reason my brain decided to re-tell a joke my friend told me yesterday when they were lowering the casket. Fuck. I hate myself now, as does at lea... | 9 | 27.111111 | |
1335053305 | 1335104623 | t3_slybe | t5_2to41 | 3 | OutFawksed: TIFU: I started seeing a girl that friendzoned one of my friends
Hi Reddit,
My friend, lets call him Jack, is pretty much obsessed with this one girl and has been for maybe a year, lets call her Jane, and has been friendzoned pretty damn hard. Only problem is he doesn't seem to understand that it won't hap... | 3 | 1 | |
1335072712 | 1337611561 | t3_smbbi | t5_2to41 | 234 | Chairmanmeyow: TIFU by leaving my debit card in the ATM. The person behind me withdrew $900.
UPDATE: Sorry it took me so long! I don't know if this is the proper way to update on a post, but here goes.
My bank gave me the money back with very little hassle a couple weeks after the incident. I had to wait for the cha... | 7 | 33.428571 | |
1335122006 | 1335218215 | t3_smyjm | t5_2to41 | 83 | mndgrnla: TIFU by accidentally knocking over a bottle of wine at WalMart
It was a glass bottle of course, so it made a huge mess. After I knocked it over, I ran into a bunch of people I knew who saw what happened. That was embarrassing.
Then, I almost got into a wreck on the drive home because I didn't get over into ... | 6 | 13.833333 | |
1335148707 | 1335383474 | t3_snjxj | t5_2to41 | 48 | WarDamnTexas: TIFU. Thought I was a rally driver.
Earlier today, I decided i'd take my Tacoma and go tearing around the national forest, as I do, from time to time. I've only been on one of the dirt roads that branch off the highway for a couple minutes, and covered about a mile, when I come down a hill in a left-hande... | 7 | 6.857143 | |
1335189117 | 1336900353 | t3_so58c | t5_2to41 | 97 | easycig: TIFU by shocking myself in the eye.
My E-cig broke so until I can make a run to Radio Shack and make something I've been using a usb cable since they are both the same voltage and connecting it to the positive and negative part of the terminals so I can still puff. I took a drag and the cable must have been tw... | 9 | 10.777778 | |
1335216369 | 1335300261 | t3_sot7z | t5_2to41 | 7 | I_WASTE_TIME: TIFU - I was too lazy to go to the funeral of my great grandma.
She died last Saturday at the age of 96, and today at 8.30 was her funeral. I woke up at 8 and was deciding whether to go or not :|.
This was the most fucked up decision I had to make, i mean its suppose to be clear that the answer should h... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1335210762 | 1335297814 | t3_sonry | t5_2to41 | 247 | l0l_cabbage: TIFU - Wanted to pee. Had a boner. Bended down a little bit to don't miss the toilet bowl. Peed on my face instead.
Never bend down then you pee with a boner :S It's better to wipe your pee later.
KrustyKreme: This didn't happen.
phantomtwizzler: Neither did the holocaust but we don't mention that do we?
a... | 7 | 35.285714 | |
1335219375 | 1335327241 | t3_sow5i | t5_2to41 | 276 | xyz66: TIFU because I just found out I've been calling a girl I know by the wrong name for the past two years.
For the past 2 years, I've been calling this girl Susan, and I found out today that her name is really Jeanette, which would explain the look she'd give me whenever I said hi or tried talking to her.
poorchris... | 5 | 55.2 | |
1335218105 | 1336194744 | t3_souwd | t5_2to41 | 69 | inflexiblemadness: TIFU by accidentally hitting my cat so hard he staggered away.
My cat was sitting on the coffee table and the remote was to the left of me. I reached across my body with my right hand to grab the remote and right as I brought it across my body my cat decided he wanted to jump from the coffee table to... | 13 | 5.307692 | |
1335211866 | 1335549124 | t3_soota | t5_2to41 | 23 | SenseiCAY: TIFU...instead of being at work right now, I should be getting a massage.
I had an appointment for today, and it should be wrapping up right now, except after a hectic weekend, I forgot all about it. I still have to pay for it.
[deleted]: Did you sign a contract or give them your SSN?
[deleted]: Obviously yo... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1335232562 | 1335248831 | t3_sp8k8 | t5_2to41 | 0 | monicacpht3641: TIFU by accidentally giving myself a migraine.
I took some allergy medication for my god-awful allergies and didn't read the ingredients list. There was corn starch in the tablets, and all corn products trigger awful migraines for me. So of course I ended up with a horrible migraine all because of my st... | 6 | 0 | |
1335153835 | 1336016300 | t3_sno5q | t5_2to41 | 18 | izzismitty: TIFU by dropping an entire tray of food
I'm a waitress at an award winning German restaurant, and I have a year of serving experience. I've never dropped a [huge tray of food](http://www.instawares.com/products/2/2700GR-004_127201212707_full.jpg) before. Today, I was carrying 3 people's $50 worth of food, a... | 9 | 2 | |
1335312277 | 1335319071 | t3_squpf | t5_2to41 | 244 | whiteside1013: TIFU- I cut my balls while shaving.
Sooooo much blood...
Assistance: Not to sound weird but how bad was the cut
rastapasta808: Quit pussyfooting around and just ask him for the pictures.
xG33Kx: **OP, SHOW US YOUR BALLS!**
whiteside1013: **xG33Kx show me yours first.** Wait fuck that. I dont want to see... | 8 | 30.5 | |
1335318518 | 1335368639 | t3_sr0nc | t5_2to41 | 51 | iHeartButts: TIFU: Instead of writing a paper that's due tomorrow, I spent the afternoon looking at /r/pegging
LeglessCatt: [MFW](http://i.imgur.com/wytBw.gif) going to r/pegging to find out what it was.
[deleted]: [my feelings] (http://gif-central.blogspot.com/2012/01/baby-laughing-before-becoming.html)
Bazzatron: I ... | 6 | 8.5 | |
1335322232 | 1335329966 | t3_sr452 | t5_2to41 | 15 | evolon: TIFU: Flushed a dogtoy down the toilet.
My friend got a pit bull-husky mix, a little puppy named Rocky. I was over there with my little brother, and we were playing with the dog, when all of the sudden my brother [5 years old] has to go to the bathroom. In between the living room where we were and the kitchen w... | 3 | 5 | |
1335326057 | 1337523838 | t3_sr7oc | t5_2to41 | 28 | Caprious: TIFU- Ramen style
I cooked Ramen noodles in the microwave. With no water. They caught fire. That's what I get for having other things on my mind.
SlackJawedY0kel: Fairly certain I have seen this at least twice before.
IAMA_MMA_MAMA_AMA: Strange, I've actually *done* this twice before..
[deleted]: Strangely ... | 4 | 7 | |
1335357658 | 1335390226 | t3_srnyt | t5_2to41 | 74 | [deleted]: TIFU- sent a crazy bitch e-mail
Today I sent a crazy bitch e-mail to someone I used to hook up with and was in the process of trying to befriend again after many months of not speaking. Let's just say it was multiple paragraphs. And maybe makes reference to how I felt "disrespected."
He now must think I am ... | 7 | 10.571429 | |
1335353367 | 1335367421 | t3_srlv6 | t5_2to41 | 68 | [deleted]: TIFU I thought I was running late to work and actually showed up an hour and a half early.
hansthecleverhorse: Ugh that's the worst. One time I took a nap right after work, and woke up at 7:30 PM. I thought it was 7:30 AM (had to work at 8), so I actually showered, got dressed for work, and drove about hal... | 5 | 13.6 | |
1335392218 | 1335416609 | t3_srijh | t5_2to41 | 4 | safebrowseatwork: Why would it? Honest mistake, these things happen.
creepingdeathv2: Well, it actually might. Because they would see his cover letter twice and may assume that he is desperate and spamming them. This stuff does happen, unfortunately.
GoatOfUnflappability: It might, but it's better than sending no r... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1335393610 | 1335406818 | t3_ssjms | t5_2to41 | 41 | rappster123: TIFU I met a really awesome girl on omegle and even got her email. Then i proceeded to close the tab with out saving the email address
Feels bad man. Me and my friends talked to her for a while. She was pretty cool and very attractive. But i fucking lost the email address. here is a bad picture (but ... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1335398471 | 1335409963 | t3_sso6e | t5_2to41 | 14 | digitalixus: TIFU I hit the curb at 10 mph, am I going to be okay?
Ran around town doing errands from car shopping to grocery shopping using my friend's car today. After 3 hours, I was at my last stop: to get my hair cut. Decided to drop by Mcdonalds since I was so hungry and tired; day dreaming while parking, I accide... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1335407562 | 1335494292 | t3_sswdf | t5_2to41 | 146 | Meme666: TIFU when I got blood all over a 250 year old piece of fine art.
I cut my fingers on the sharp edge of raw plexie glass while reframing it, didn't notice, and when I put the art back in the frame I was wondering if those red smears were always there and then it hit me...
nefD: pics
Switchitis: http://i2.kym-cd... | 7 | 20.857143 | |
1335406103 | 1335492058 | t3_ssv43 | t5_2to41 | 13 | studio595: TIFU: Made myself a teriyaki rice bowl, went to grab soy sauce, instead grabbed a packet of old mayonaise.
Ruined a perfectly good teriyaki bowl with this fuck up.
I have a little stash of condiments that I save after I go somewhere. I thought I grabbed soy sauce, only to realize I grabbed mayonaise (that ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1335417364 | 1336073828 | t3_st4qu | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my junk bit. NSFW
This is my cousin using my Reddit account--
So basically I was having sex with this girl and she was giving me a blowjob. Okay, nothing strange there. However, while she was doing that her dog (who hates my guts) bit her in the ass and caused her to bite my dick! Blood; eve... | 3 | 12 | |
1335417291 | 1335758553 | t3_st4p1 | t5_2to41 | 46 | HealthyandHappy: TIFU: Tried to walk up a flight of stairs to poop and get a bath by myself one week after knee surgery.
Today was the first day by which I was permitted to get a shower, and I was hell bent on getting rid of the smell of ass and dried blood that has accumulated over my body since surgery.
The probl... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1335465619 | 1335551646 | t3_sty24 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Thornar68: TIFU by leaving my keys in the ignition of my truck at the light rail station
Went to the platform a few minutes early, had a cigarette and went into work. An hour later when I reach in my pocket for my lighter I realize my keys aren't there. I called my friend and had him go and get them out, thankfully my ... | 3 | 6 | |
1335470634 | 1335475272 | t3_su2pz | t5_2to41 | 58 | blahblahblah10: TIFU I completely missed a Narwhal call from a potential employer.
Yep. Completely ignored it. Why? I don't know. I'm an idiot.
I quipped about a couple other things....but fuck. Totally fucked up.
s50cal: I'm sorry but what the hell is a narwhal call? My google fu's failed me.
withmorten: I woul... | 6 | 9.666667 | |
1335472495 | 1335566513 | t3_su4ju | t5_2to41 | 260 | SpartaWillBurn: TIFU: Asked a fat girl if she was pregnant.
Yikes.
quiddletoes: You never, ever.. EVER. EVARRR do this. With most pregnant women, it usually comes up into conversation -somehow- if they're pregnant. That's the only time you comment on it. Some women who have given birth already, still look very pregnant... | 6 | 43.333333 | |
1335478227 | 1336093409 | t3_su9wn | t5_2to41 | 93 | [deleted]: TIFU: I peed in the women's dressing room
Yes, I peed in the women's dressing room at Burlington.
I felt the urge to use the restroom once I got there, but I never like asking people if they have restrooms, and I didn't bother looking. Thinking I could hold it in while I tried on a few clothes, I started to ... | 3 | 31 | |
1335510412 | 1335717904 | t3_suz4t | t5_2to41 | 43 | ImNotElric: TIFU... noticed halfway home I had a flat tire, decided to "fuck it, I can make it", realized the tire was destroyed when I finally arrived.
So I was at a friend's house and decided to come back home, it was already about 1am and I just wanted to get to my house and chill, when I noticed I had a flat tire..... | 6 | 7.166667 | |
1335503748 | 1335555396 | t3_suv8v | t5_2to41 | 42 | wants_to_understand: TIFU: Ordered 8 gb RAM for my new rig. Turns out it's laptop RAM
I don't know how I derped this hard. ROOKIE MISTAKE
MandersMcManderson: Indeed. Bet you won't make THAT mistake again. Have to pay attention to the pin count / form factor. This can eaaily happen with CPU's
wants_to_understand: Ye... | 3 | 14 | |
1335499320 | 1335563587 | t3_sus60 | t5_2to41 | 22 | ragefrox: TIFU... didn't turn the gas on for the ovens at work, and tried to cook food anyway
So, today I had the opening shift at the restaurant I work in. I'm a prep/line cook, so I should know how to work everything in my kitchen, yes? Well, I thought I did anyway. My supervisor usually opens with me and is pretty m... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1335500371 | 1335566274 | t3_susxz | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU.. I met a really cool british guy in Vegas and now I dont have any way of contacting him.
I met a really cool guy in Vegas, but opted for whatever reason to not leave my phone number or anything else. Even if he never took the opportunity to contact me, Im regretting that I never gave it the chance.
Mat... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1335543828 | 1335595583 | t3_svgvu | t5_2to41 | 50 | wintertash: TIFU Criticized a Gay Marriage Ad That Everyone Loves
I'm a blogger for one of the big LGBT politics and culture blogs. I wrote a pretty harsh critique of a new UK gay marriage ad that I didn't like, only to find that I'm apparently the only queer person on *the planet* who felt that way. I wrote it when t... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1335592390 | 1337521450 | t3_swhnp | t5_2to41 | 69 | JusCallMeCyn: TIFU by forgetting to throw away the 64 ounce bottle of grape juice that's been sitting in my room for about a month.
It exploded. Proof? K. It's a webcam picture but that's all I have right now, and honestly, I'm a wee bit too pissed off to take more pictures. I will tomorrow, and I might update this. Ma... | 4 | 17.25 | |
1335594651 | 1335595673 | t3_swiqr | t5_2to41 | 7 | iloveyou_lastchance: TIFU! I might lose my girlfriend who I love with all of my heart because I need to calm down a little and trust her more. PLEASE HELP.
We had a fight which seemed like nothing but apparently it isn't. We have a tonne of fun together. We both love each other.
She really is my everything, I love eve... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1335597011 | 1335598974 | t3_swjt8 | t5_2to41 | 11 | asnof: TIFU I submitted a fuckup in this subreddit but it got removed due to formatting.
epic_comebacks: Protip: It's called sex buddy.
asnof: [Im not your buddy, guy](http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070816055923/scratchpad/images/d/d6/Terrance-and-phillip.gif)
| 3 | 3.666667 | |
1335604243 | 1335724299 | t3_swm9a | t5_2to41 | 125 | imawaffle: TIFU: TI(might have)FU: I led my best friend's mom on without realizing it.. Still don't understand what I did.
I guess, being that it's 4 in the morning, this happened yesterday. Anyways, I seen my best friend's mom the day before yesterday. Hung out for a while (she's like a second mom to me). We talked. T... | 16 | 7.8125 | |
1335622067 | 1335660820 | t3_swryj | t5_2to41 | 164 | [deleted]: TIFU -I unknowingly took my neighbour's dog to the SPCA.
My dog was barking madly, so I took a look outside and found this gorgeous but thin dog trying to play with my fella. He was friendly and sweet, so I fed him a bit of dog food and a drink of water. Because we have a lot of dogs and cats being droppe... | 5 | 32.8 | |
1335679103 | 1336350862 | t3_sxv6s | t5_2to41 | 48 | BeavMcloud: TIFU: A simple responsibility gone terribly wrong.
This happened yesterday. I didn't have enough time to post yesterday, so here it goes. Also, note that I'm only fourteen.
I had to watch over my uncle's house for a day until (what I thought to be) around noon. It was a simple task. My only responsibil... | 6 | 8 | |
1335720801 | 1335812705 | t3_syd1d | t5_2to41 | 61 | CiaccoRocco: TIFU: A series of misfortunate events
This happened a bit back, but here it goes:
I commute to school, and its about a 15 - 20 minute drive from where I live. One day I was really low on cash and had to put gas in my car, so I put what I thought would be enough to get one more trip back and forth before ... | 6 | 10.166667 | |
1335756392 | 1335759185 | t3_sz6qn | t5_2to41 | 3 | Icheatedlikeanidiot: TIFU and cheated on a test and was caught. What do I do from here?
Well not today technically, but rather on Friday. I'm a senior in high school and on Friday I was taking a multiple choice test in my AP European history class. I had studied and prepared fairly adequately for it but I made the mist... | 4 | 0.75 |
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