subreddit stringclasses 7
values | author stringlengths 3 20 | id stringlengths 5 7 | content stringlengths 67 30.4k | score int64 0 140k |
|---|---|---|---|---|
programmerhumor | rootdestinyschild | j2pnpvn | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Maybe you should index your storage more effectively" -mom<|eor|><|sor|>You're not my real root node!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 529 |
programmerhumor | thatguydr | j2pb2jr | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This works fine until your mom reboots your bedroom and your cache ends up in the washer.<|eor|><|sor|>Clearing the cache doesnt make having one a bad idea.<|eor|><|sor|>Unless you have a grandma like I do who will literally... | 433 |
programmerhumor | PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz | j2o6rli | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>that only works if the cache is reasonably small because with every thing you put in this "cache", it gets slower to search defeating its purpose<|eor|><|sor|>Get two chairs and fill chair two with used clothes from chair on... | 395 |
programmerhumor | dannyboy182 | j2owrlx | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wow, a programming joke which is accurate, relatable, funny, is referencing asymptotic boundaries and computer architecture and not making fun of random programming language. I think I am in the wrong sub...<|eor|><|sor|>I l... | 378 |
programmerhumor | michaelp1987 | j2okbax | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>that only works if the cache is reasonably small because with every thing you put in this "cache", it gets slower to search defeating its purpose<|eor|><|sor|>As long as each piece of clothes is sticking out a distinguishabl... | 360 |
programmerhumor | phryan | j2p04o3 | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's actually correct and true. There's even a chapter on this in *Algorithms to live by*<|eor|><|sor|>But the author points out that having too large a cache can hurt performance.
edit: grammar<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|... | 298 |
programmerhumor | ducktape8856 | j2qckjd | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Maybe you should index your storage more effectively" -mom<|eor|><|sor|>You're not my real root node!<|eor|><|sor|>\*Mom opening google on her cell\*: "have fork, how to kill child"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 265 |
programmerhumor | rigglesbee | j2qpug5 | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Maybe you should index your storage more effectively" -mom<|eor|><|sor|>You're not my real root node!<|eor|><|sor|>\*Mom opening google on her cell\*: "have fork, how to kill child"<|eor|><|sor|>"How to revert commit?"<|eor... | 225 |
programmerhumor | throwaway77993344 | j2oz5d4 | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This works fine until your mom reboots your bedroom and your cache ends up in the washer.<|eor|><|sor|>Clearing the cache doesnt make having one a bad idea.<|eor|><|sor|>Unless you have a grandma like I do who will literally... | 218 |
programmerhumor | aePrime | j2otdmc | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's actually correct and true. There's even a chapter on this in *Algorithms to live by*<|eor|><|sor|>You beat me to it. I came here to reference the same book.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 191 |
programmerhumor | quats5 | j2o6tag | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>.as someone with ADHD this actually makes perfect sense to me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
programmerhumor | Ryan778 | 9ozauu | <|sols|><|sot|>A more accurate representation of what happened with YouTube<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1a5v9jrodrs11<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 93,997 |
programmerhumor | PM-ME-UR-HAPPINESS | e7xswt0 | <|sols|><|sot|>A more accurate representation of what happened with YouTube<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1a5v9jrodrs11<|eol|><|sor|>Is this the new Hawai'an missile alert?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,383 |
programmerhumor | Kaylors | e7xw6ml | <|sols|><|sot|>A more accurate representation of what happened with YouTube<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1a5v9jrodrs11<|eol|><|sor|>Gg nerd, giving away ur IP address
Brb DDoSing 127.0.0.1<|eor|><|sor|>I guess we won't be hearing back from you again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,694 |
programmerhumor | StarkillerX42 | e7xtb6o | <|sols|><|sot|>A more accurate representation of what happened with YouTube<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1a5v9jrodrs11<|eol|><|sor|>"It's like YouTube Red except it costs more money" lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,159 |
programmerhumor | Ryan778 | e7xrurc | <|sols|><|sot|>A more accurate representation of what happened with YouTube<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1a5v9jrodrs11<|eol|><|soopr|>Because I don't have a life, here's the source code and live demo if anyone's interested
Live Demo: [https://ryan778.github.io/ytdemo](https://ryan778.github.io/ytdemo) (make the wind... | 2,080 |
programmerhumor | RobbyB97 | e7xxl3n | <|sols|><|sot|>A more accurate representation of what happened with YouTube<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1a5v9jrodrs11<|eol|><|sor|>The classic shaky mouse of 'OH SHIT'ness<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,810 |
programmerhumor | stud007 | e7xypnl | <|sols|><|sot|>A more accurate representation of what happened with YouTube<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1a5v9jrodrs11<|eol|><|sor|>Gg nerd, giving away ur IP address
Brb DDoSing 127.0.0.1<|eor|><|sor|>I guess we won't be hearing back from you again.<|eor|><|sor|>Well, technically one can't DDoS 127.0.0.1 . He'll ha... | 1,270 |
programmerhumor | WendalSaks | e7xye10 | <|sols|><|sot|>A more accurate representation of what happened with YouTube<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1a5v9jrodrs11<|eol|><|sor|>"It's like YouTube Red except it costs more money" lol<|eor|><|sor|>Didn't realize until this post that Red and Premium are different services, what the heck<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,088 |
programmerhumor | ShowMeYourTiddles | e7xt6n1 | <|sols|><|sot|>A more accurate representation of what happened with YouTube<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1a5v9jrodrs11<|eol|><|sor|>Is this the new Hawai'an missile alert?<|eor|><|sor|>https://media.giphy.com/media/mxDZecDOOsWCA/giphy.gif<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 864 |
programmerhumor | veganbrat | e7y1w1w | <|sols|><|sot|>A more accurate representation of what happened with YouTube<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1a5v9jrodrs11<|eol|><|sor|>"It's like YouTube Red except it costs more money" lol<|eor|><|sor|>Didn't realize until this post that Red and Premium are different services, what the heck<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|... | 855 |
programmerhumor | madmaxturbator | e7y2cce | <|sols|><|sot|>A more accurate representation of what happened with YouTube<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1a5v9jrodrs11<|eol|><|soopr|>Because I don't have a life, here's the source code and live demo if anyone's interested
Live Demo: [https://ryan778.github.io/ytdemo](https://ryan778.github.io/ytdemo) (make the wind... | 560 |
programmerhumor | JayDawg8588 | e7xro64 | <|sols|><|sot|>A more accurate representation of what happened with YouTube<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1a5v9jrodrs11<|eol|><|sor|>Haha I can relate to this on so many levels<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 498 |
programmerhumor | madmaxturbator | e7y2esn | <|sols|><|sot|>A more accurate representation of what happened with YouTube<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1a5v9jrodrs11<|eol|><|sor|>"It's like YouTube Red except it costs more money" lol<|eor|><|sor|>Didn't realize until this post that Red and Premium are different services, what the heck<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|... | 355 |
programmerhumor | deebo911 | e7y1zdc | <|sols|><|sot|>A more accurate representation of what happened with YouTube<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1a5v9jrodrs11<|eol|><|sor|>Is this the new Hawai'an missile alert?<|eor|><|sor|>Hawaii IS the early missile alert system<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 288 |
programmerhumor | Notalabel_4566 | 10ylpq8 | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 93,077 |
programmerhumor | nifemi_o | j7yo421 | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Justin the long serving dev, suddenly finding out everyone makes wayy more money than him<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15,574 |
programmerhumor | zodiacrelic44 | j7ywwd0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Justin the long serving dev, suddenly finding out everyone makes wayy more money than him<|eor|><|sor|>Thats why this is a fantastic idea.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,456 |
programmerhumor | PastOrdinary | j7ymhha | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Almost all $100 plus per hour? Fuck man.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,920 |
programmerhumor | eloitay | j7ytnju | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine trying to get your ceo for a meeting. The sticker shock probably means you do not even want to email him because that cost money as well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,692 |
programmerhumor | LordSegaki | j7yk493 | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>HR hates this simple trick...!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,279 |
programmerhumor | sinistergroupon | j7z34ep | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine trying to get your ceo for a meeting. The sticker shock probably means you do not even want to email him because that cost money as well.<|eor|><|sor|>Reading this email will cost $300<|eor... | 1,750 |
programmerhumor | SkullPoopL69 | j7yknxw | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The cost youre charging the customer, or the cost you pay for your coworkers?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,642 |
programmerhumor | StandardSudden1283 | j7ynzbj | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Almost all $100 plus per hour? Fuck man.<|eor|><|sor|>You'd be surprised at the actual value your labor creates. Unfortunately in many cases it has little to do with what you make.<|eor|><|eols|><|... | 1,622 |
programmerhumor | M0ty | j7ysrmo | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good to see that Alex Jones has found a new job<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,549 |
programmerhumor | f-ingsteveglansberg | j7z129j | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Justin the long serving dev, suddenly finding out everyone makes wayy more money than him<|eor|><|sor|>Thats why this is a fantastic idea.<|eor|><|sor|>The people on the upper end are literally the... | 1,475 |
programmerhumor | Effective_Hope_3071 | j7yrq4v | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Almost all $100 plus per hour? Fuck man.<|eor|><|sor|>When I was making 18/hr as a construction laborer, I was being billed at 95/hr on a time and materials project.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,404 |
programmerhumor | MrTripl3M | j7z42kv | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Justin the long serving dev, suddenly finding out everyone makes wayy more money than him<|eor|><|sor|>Thats why this is a fantastic idea.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly I'd find it a good idea alone becaus... | 1,353 |
programmerhumor | ComeBackToDigg | j7yn0r1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The cost youre charging the customer, or the cost you pay for your coworkers?<|eor|><|sor|>The choices for tip at 25% 30% and 35%<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,062 |
programmerhumor | Djabber | j7ys556 | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Almost all $100 plus per hour? Fuck man.<|eor|><|sor|>When I was making 18/hr as a construction laborer, I was being billed at 95/hr on a time and materials project.<|eor|><|sor|>When i was an **in... | 961 |
programmerhumor | goodTypeOfCancer | j7z960g | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine trying to get your ceo for a meeting. The sticker shock probably means you do not even want to email him because that cost money as well.<|eor|><|sor|>Reading this email will cost $300<|eor... | 924 |
programmerhumor | DropTablePosts | j7yntn1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Justin has been done dirty<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 754 |
programmerhumor | ic_engineer | j7z4sj4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Justin the long serving dev, suddenly finding out everyone makes wayy more money than him<|eor|><|sor|>Thats why this is a fantastic idea.<|eor|><|sor|>The people on the upper end are literally the... | 694 |
programmerhumor | zodiacrelic44 | j7z46qo | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Justin the long serving dev, suddenly finding out everyone makes wayy more money than him<|eor|><|sor|>Thats why this is a fantastic idea.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly I'd find it a good idea alone becaus... | 659 |
programmerhumor | I_GIF_YOU_AN_ANSWER | j7zfeoq | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine trying to get your ceo for a meeting. The sticker shock probably means you do not even want to email him because that cost money as well.<|eor|><|sor|>Reading this email will cost $300<|eor... | 628 |
programmerhumor | ukalnins | j7yk7d7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just invite cheeper people. You will look smarter also.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 602 |
programmerhumor | geekrohan | aloi5v | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers know the risks involved!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cz9vaej8tqd21.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 92,778 |
programmerhumor | Regularjoe42 | effl4qp | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers know the risks involved!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cz9vaej8tqd21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's not always true.
​
Sometimes you meet the make-it-run-doom kinda guys.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12,205 |
programmerhumor | hoimangkuk | effmnv4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers know the risks involved!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cz9vaej8tqd21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Data engineer be like "Im gonna push a massive amount of fake data about myself to make my own program produce wrong profiling about me"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11,358 |
programmerhumor | SysEngThrowaway | effm9ij | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers know the risks involved!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cz9vaej8tqd21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's not always true.
​
Sometimes you meet the make-it-run-doom kinda guys.<|eor|><|sor|>Are you suggesting I can run doom on a smart house?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,992 |
programmerhumor | __johnson | effnryb | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers know the risks involved!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cz9vaej8tqd21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Data engineer be like "Im gonna push a massive amount of fake data about myself to make my own program produce wrong profiling about me"<|eor|><|sor|>Someone should make a browser extension who's sole purpo... | 3,922 |
programmerhumor | Sparcrypt | effnc3c | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers know the risks involved!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cz9vaej8tqd21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sysadmins: Already shot the printer. Because fuck printers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,917 |
programmerhumor | mr_deleeuw | effmdfy | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers know the risks involved!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cz9vaej8tqd21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's not always true.
​
Sometimes you meet the make-it-run-doom kinda guys.<|eor|><|sor|>Are you suggesting I can run doom on a smart house?<|eor|><|sor|>D[Hue]m<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,148 |
programmerhumor | Liesmith424 | effnpct | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers know the risks involved!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cz9vaej8tqd21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The printer frequently disobeys me, and sometimes I turn around to find that it's closer to me than it was an hour prior. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,803 |
programmerhumor | boon4376 | effoknk | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers know the risks involved!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cz9vaej8tqd21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Relevent XKCD](https://xkcd.com/2030/)<|eor|><|sor|>"our entire field is bad at what we do" is my favorite line ever <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,386 |
programmerhumor | btwork | effqxmk | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers know the risks involved!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cz9vaej8tqd21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Data engineer be like "Im gonna push a massive amount of fake data about myself to make my own program produce wrong profiling about me"<|eor|><|sor|>Someone should make a browser extension who's sole purpo... | 1,897 |
programmerhumor | JonesWaffles | effp37y | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers know the risks involved!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cz9vaej8tqd21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Had to scroll down way too far to find this. I know dozens of software engineers who have smart devices. This meme is outdated<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,800 |
programmerhumor | excalibur_zd | effog9k | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers know the risks involved!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cz9vaej8tqd21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Relevent XKCD](https://xkcd.com/2030/)<|eor|><|sor|>> our entire field is bad at what we do
50% bad at what we do 50% we don't know exactly what we're doing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,592 |
programmerhumor | rojovelasco | effphot | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers know the risks involved!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cz9vaej8tqd21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Had to scroll down way too far to find this. I know dozens of software engineers who have smart devices. This meme is outdated<|eor|><|sor|>> I know dozens of software engineers who ... | 1,555 |
programmerhumor | TheGuyWithTheBalloon | effmpz9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers know the risks involved!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cz9vaej8tqd21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it okay if my printer is from 2008?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,284 |
programmerhumor | GirikoBloodhoof | effokv5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers know the risks involved!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cz9vaej8tqd21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sysadmins: Already shot the printer. Because fuck printers.<|eor|><|sor|>Fuck printers.
They aren't even my responsibility but I still have days entirely filled with printer related problems. :(<|eor|><|eo... | 1,238 |
programmerhumor | Evazzion | 10rko7k | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89,722 |
programmerhumor | hardly_dworkin | j6w60qf | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mans posting on reddit when he could be out there making MONEY<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26,689 |
programmerhumor | OlMi1_YT | j6w53o9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not sure if he wants MONEY or if he wants to be fulfilled<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,223 |
programmerhumor | Legal-Software | j6w7tj7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The added money you make having to do things like developing a REST API for Fortran to deploy on OS/2 will just ultimately be pissed away on alcohol and therapy, so you may want to revisit your priorities.<|eor|><|eols|>... | 5,629 |
programmerhumor | Mlbbpornaccount | j6weh91 | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mans posting on reddit when he could be out there making MONEY<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>OnlyProgrammers?<|eor|><|sor|>OnlyFortrans
Edit: wait a fucking second<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,002 |
programmerhumor | BernhardRordin | j6w7eu0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I recommend PHP or Perl. I heard there's a lot of `$$$` there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,989 |
programmerhumor | ChaosTV44 | j6w3tvp | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think he wants some money but I'm not sure<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,420 |
programmerhumor | PotatoWriter | j6wc5q5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mans posting on reddit when he could be out there making MONEY<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>OnlyProgrammers?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,794 |
programmerhumor | MrFalseGenius | j6w83kq | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not sure if he wants MONEY or if he wants to be fulfilled<|eor|><|sor|>He wants to be fulfilled by getting MONEY<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,246 |
programmerhumor | FunGuyAstronaut | j6w9079 | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I recommend PHP or Perl. I heard there's a lot of `$$$` there.<|eor|><|sor|>As a lead, I would say I would definitely go to bat for an unreasonable amount of money for the right PHP guy if the project has any active code... | 2,076 |
programmerhumor | RolexGMTMaster | j6w55gz | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not clear what this person wants?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,690 |
programmerhumor | TekintetesUr | j6wbwhr | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly the older I get the more I understand this. At this point, I value stuff like spending time with my kids, working on my own projects, cooking delicious things, etc. I care less and less about *what* I work on, ... | 1,407 |
programmerhumor | KotomiIchinose96 | j6w96x8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone's making fun of him but what is the answer? I need to know so I my bank account can be fulfilled.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,346 |
programmerhumor | XxXPussySlurperXxX | j6w4m80 | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the lie.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,266 |
programmerhumor | OlMi1_YT | j6w891s | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not sure if he wants MONEY or if he wants to be fulfilled<|eor|><|sor|>He wants to be fulfilled by getting MONEY<|eor|><|sor|>He wants to be Filled with MONEY<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,091 |
programmerhumor | SpermWhaleGodKing | j6wg6z5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I recommend PHP or Perl. I heard there's a lot of `$$$` there.<|eor|><|sor|>As a lead, I would say I would definitely go to bat for an unreasonable amount of money for the right PHP guy if the project has any active code... | 984 |
programmerhumor | danielstaleiny | j6w5jbs | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No joke, FORTRAN, COBOL and mainframes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 959 |
programmerhumor | zusykses | j6wpgl3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone's making fun of him but what is the answer? I need to know so I my bank account can be fulfilled.<|eor|><|sor|>Start a Patreon, and team up with a writer who can write smutty stories and an artist who can make s... | 888 |
programmerhumor | circuit_breaker | j6wgtcf | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mans posting on reddit when he could be out there making MONEY<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>OnlyProgrammers?<|eor|><|sor|>OnlyFortrans
Edit: wait a fucking second<|eor|><|sor|>*throws upvotes*
Edit: wait a fucki... | 862 |
programmerhumor | thehardsphere | j6wdd3a | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly the older I get the more I understand this. At this point, I value stuff like spending time with my kids, working on my own projects, cooking delicious things, etc. I care less and less about *what* I work on, ... | 786 |
programmerhumor | backwards_watch | 1127aoh | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88,336 |
programmerhumor | DhiaTr120 | j8iby1l | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>have their cam as a background stream
that'll freak them out for sure lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20,644 |
programmerhumor | OniExpress | j8ig409 | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>have their cam as a background stream
that'll freak them out for sure lol<|eor|><|sor|>Toss this in the pile of "ideas that could be technically done, but require everyone in the room to be a lunatic."<|eor|>... | 14,787 |
programmerhumor | The-Nimbus | j8ienhi | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Oh god, just on the off-chance that this is real I'm absolutely despairing. The fact that I can potentially believe this says plenty.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,917 |
programmerhumor | FunkyTown313 | j8iazoa | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Cue stretched out jpg of a mirror.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,559 |
programmerhumor | pm_me_your_code_now | j8il3ln | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>have their cam as a background stream
that'll freak them out for sure lol<|eor|><|sor|>Toss this in the pile of "ideas that could be technically done, but require everyone in the room to be a lunatic."<|eor|>... | 5,259 |
programmerhumor | backwards_watch | j8iftwn | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Oh god, just on the off-chance that this is real I'm absolutely despairing. The fact that I can potentially believe this says plenty.<|eor|><|soopr|>Disclaimer:
I was not the receiver. The original is not in ... | 3,985 |
programmerhumor | Wanderlust-King | j8ifjl8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>On that note what is the polite business speak wording to ask if a client if fucking high?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,901 |
programmerhumor | attanai | j8ilcah | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>have their cam as a background stream
that'll freak them out for sure lol<|eor|><|sor|>Toss this in the pile of "ideas that could be technically done, but require everyone in the room to be a lunatic."<|eor|>... | 2,697 |
programmerhumor | DvisionX | j8iomix | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>have their cam as a background stream
that'll freak them out for sure lol<|eor|><|sor|>Toss this in the pile of "ideas that could be technically done, but require everyone in the room to be a lunatic."<|eor|>... | 2,613 |
programmerhumor | JAV0K | j8irdtk | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Cue stretched out jpg of a mirror.<|eor|><|sor|>Just post a face picture of the Client. Every time he/she checks the website it works!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,032 |
programmerhumor | PhenomenonGames | j8iigy6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I personally love this idea. I think we can cross reference the camera image with some social media and advertisement engagement data, toss it all in an ML algorithm, and have it spit out the most likely cosme... | 1,767 |
programmerhumor | gotsreich | j8ipr1x | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>On that note what is the polite business speak wording to ask if a client if fucking high?<|eor|><|sor|>I think we have a disconnect here.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,571 |
programmerhumor | Infamous-Date-355 | j8ihkuc | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just surprised they didn't include an ai request.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,332 |
programmerhumor | That-Row-3038 | j8iin5f | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The next request:
hey, I heard this thing about blockchain, could you just add that to the website, oh and just through in an AI too, something like that new chatGPT thing
Thank you!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftex... | 1,331 |
programmerhumor | tidbitsofblah | j8ij1d4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Oh god, just on the off-chance that this is real I'm absolutely despairing. The fact that I can potentially believe this says plenty.<|eor|><|soopr|>Disclaimer:
I was not the receiver. The original is not in ... | 1,311 |
programmerhumor | Doobag1 | j8iheat | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>have their cam as a background stream
that'll freak them out for sure lol<|eor|><|sor|>Even better- use the cam of another person using the website as their background, so they see some other random face<|eor... | 1,022 |
programmerhumor | Achtelnote | j8iw1so | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The next request:
hey, I heard this thing about blockchain, could you just add that to the website, oh and just through in an AI too, something like that new chatGPT thing
Thank you!<|eor|><|sor|>> oh and ju... | 925 |
programmerhumor | MCRacen | j8id0x5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>have their cam as a background stream
that'll freak them out for sure lol<|eor|><|sor|> btw. could you add their full name and address below the mirror?
Thanks in advance<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 892 |
Subsets and Splits
No community queries yet
The top public SQL queries from the community will appear here once available.