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Alein on your wall is also high , quit it. |
Nice tits, bro |
That's a good one, but your screen went black when you looked at the picture |
Youtuber!!
The only hits you’ll be getting is on Grindr, if you hide your face. |
Your cheeks probably block ur eyes |
I believe you are a regular Hannibal Lecter in the kitchen, if he was some constantly drunk redneck |
Did you sneeze your fringe off at the same time? |
Can you go back to Area 51 please |
She a fucking alien, all that shit in her room probably a fetish |
Holy fuck that was good |
Thank you, come again |
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You know the movie mr magoriam's toy emporium your the kid from that |
Sumo calf havin ass |
With very unnaturally white, white of your eyes. Nice try youre not fooling anyone. |
You ruined my expectations of your look harder then the halo infinite reveal |
You somehow look like you are both a baby and a middle-aged man. |
Me either. |
You give the best blow jobs because you're always hungry. |
Homie why you got a self portrait of you in the back, you look kinda hot tbh, go have a shower to cool you down bitch coz u actually ugly, asf and I didn't mean hot like that, now you finan have a shower for the first time in ur life coz u look deprived asf |
Ain't me. |
Is that a Dino purse? You have my respect. |
Not me lol the good burns got downvoted bruh I wonder who’s doing that lol |
Certified cum depository with a bangs like that. |
This is the real roast right here. Ohhh god..... |
Just curious,r u trans? ;0! |
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It is "should have" or its contraction "should've". "Should of" is only used by malformed abortion survivors that can't learn past 3rd grade level. (And by the way, before you go there, I used "its" properly in this context, it's not possesive. There is your example.) |
Too personal? It’s a roast.... what were you expecting? 😂 |
Nothing says homeless trans like a nose ring, a pube chin, and a Parkinsons haircut. |
Don't worry, it was just an accident. Just like your birth! |
What haircut |
I didn't Downvote ya Bud |
why is this a fucking thing? |
I didn't know that 7/11 was now considered a startup... |
Me: Can we watch Bob Ross?
Mom: We have Bob Ross at home.
Bob Ross at home: |
https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/i7gg9n/trans_nonbinary_theythem_autistic_goth_and_a/g16j5pu |
The only thing you should be studying is how to fix that haircut. |
Looks like genetics beat us to it. |
How many selfies did it take to get one with both your lazy eyes pointing the same direction? |
First time I've seen a guy with a mono that links with his beard |
Better roll up those short sleeves. Don’t want those guns to overheat. |
As a birthday present to yourself (we both know no one else will show up), start taking your meds again? |
im trying to come up with a roast but you are so damn vanilla that i can't find one |
Didn’t need to know any of that with your I’m thinking about pretending I’m a girl hair there. |
You're not worth roasting |
Lord farquad we found your lost sister |
Thanks |
#SIMP |
Looks like Navi from Zelda got an emo makeover from Edward Scissorhands. |
She’s gorgeous but you look like Neil Patrick Harris’s mentally challenged brother he won’t acknowledge exists. |
Maybe you were rejected because you're a 30 year old dude who's trying to pick up 18 year olds and younger. |
She has a dick |
Good thing you have an arrow pointing at you otherwise it would have been easy to mistake the alien in the background as you. |
I bet your beard is more full than your wallet |
Self esteem? I did not know the bad boy cum dumpster had any to begin with. |
Ich bin du. |
a little early for a midlife crisis, but ok |
Going by that wierdass emo and "I've-got-daddy-issues" haircut, standing under that arrow is probably your favourite hobby coz no one gives a shit about your existence |
Broomstick? The world is coming to an end and your leading the parade. Fuck off!!!!!! |
If toe jam became an actual human... |
This giraffe has done an excellent human cosplay. |
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You are raising another man's child. |
Look behind her, on the wall. Her true face. |
Twerker bell |
Can't do what overeating already took care of. |
With that middle school mustache and the botched self haircut I think the mirror does a fine job roasting you without our help |
It's supposed to be a roast not a compliment |
The higher the bangs, the more oppressed you are |
Lol that’s great! |
Not a roast. 3500+ calories per day and 50% or more needs to be protein. Lift weights 60-90 minutes with 30 minutes of low intensity cardio.
You have a handsome and very masculin face with a glorious viking beard. When I see your face I expect to see a war made sizable body body with at least a one missing finger. Bu... |
dinkleberg |
Did u took that picture with a potato or what |
You guys be careful or her horde of friend zoned boys will get after you |
Didn’t exist actually someone else found out |
You look lke you spend your ife on tiktok |
So, nothing at all? |
Would u at least clean your fucking room |
Heard they want a new female actor for Gollum |
Deal with shitty people at work huh? Do you work from home? |
Dude get a job so you can finish those fucking tattoos. |
For every downvote you give these burns we know your feelings are hurt lol. |
hahahahahahahaha damn |
Definitely putting the pig in pigtails |
TINKER BELL, LET GO OF THAT BOTTLE! STOP IT. ALCOHOL IS NOT GOOD FO YOU |
Definitely putting the pig in pigtails |
Be gone thot |
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Well... Shit... That's a thing. 8am and I've had enough internet for the day. |
Did you..cut your own hair? |
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If I take it easy on you will you tell me which day to not come to school? |
You look like the first attempt at a Logan Paul. |
No amount of crunches will push you above a 7. |
Those alien hand in the background are the only ones who will ever touch you |
Two almost-cute girls sharing one body. |
I don't like that link and your username |
Perfect attendance since kindergarten: the equivalent of even my parents don’t want me home. |
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