Long-Form Test Sets
Collection
A collection of long-form (samples > 30s) datasets used to evaluate the Distil-Whisper models. • 5 items • Updated • 6
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1:04.0 | 2:11.0 | FOLKS, IF YOU WATCH THE SHOW, YOU KNOW I SPEND A LOT OF TIME RIGHT OVER THERE, PATIENTLY AND ASTUTELY SCRUTINIZING THE BOXWOOD AND MAHOGANY CHESS SET OF THE DAY'S BIGGEST STORIES, DEVELOPING THE CENTRAL HEADLINE-PAWNS, DEFTLY MANEUVERING AN OH-SO-TOPICAL KNIGHT TO F-6, FEIGNING A CLASSIC SICILIAN-NAJDORF VARIATION ON T... | |
2:08.3 | 3:02.3 | FOLKS, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME RIGHT OVER THERE, NIGHT AFTER NIGHT ACTUALLY, CAREFULLY SELECTING FOR YOU THE DAY'S NEWSIEST, MOST AERODYNAMIC HEADLINES, STRESS TESTING THE MOST TOPICAL ANTILOCK BRAKES AND POWER STEERING, PAINSTAKINGLY STITCHING LEATHER SEATING SO SOFT, IT WOULD MAKE J.D. POWER AND HER ASSOCIATES BLUSH, T... | |
1:08.5 | 1:58.5 | LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME RIGHT OVER THERE, RAISING THE FINEST HOLSTEIN NEWS CATTLE, FIRMLY, YET TENDERLY, MILKING THE LATEST HEADLINES FROM THEIR JOKE-SWOLLEN TEATS, CHURNING THE DAILY STORIES INTO THE DECADENT, PROVENCAL-STYLE TRIPLE CREME BRIE THAT IS MY NIGHTLY MONOLOGUE. BUT SOMETIMES, ... | |
0:29.3 | 1:58.3 | FOLKS, IF YOU WATCH THE SHOW, YOU KNOW I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME, RIGHT OVER THERE. CAREFULLY SORTING THROUGH THE DAY'S BIGGEST STORIES, AND SELECTING ONLY THE MOST SUPPLE AND UNBLEMISHED OSTRICH AND CROCODILE NEWS LEATHER, WHICH I THEN ENTRUST TO ARTISAN GRADUATES OF THE "ECOLE GREGOIRE-FERRANDI," WHO CAREFULLY DYE THEM... | |
0:42.5 | 1:26.5 | YOU KNOW, FOLKS, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME CRAFTING FOR YOU A BESPOKE PLAYLIST OF THE DAY'S BIGGEST STORIES, RIGHT OVER THERE, METICULOUSLY SELECTING THE MOST TOPICAL CHAKRA-AFFIRMING SCENTED CANDLES, AND USING FENG SHUI TO PERFECTLY ALIGN THE JOKE ENERGY IN THE EXCLUSIVE BOUTIQUE YOGA RETREAT THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE. BUT SOM... | |
1:06.0 | 2:34.0 | YOU KNOW, FOLKS, I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME RIGHT OVER THERE, MINING THE DAY'S BIGGEST, MOST IMPORTANT STORIES, COLLECTING THE FINEST, MOST TOPICAL IRON ORE, HAND HAMMERING IT INTO JOKE PANELS. THEN I CRAFT SHEETS OF BRONZE EMBLAZONED WITH PATTERNS THAT TELL AN EPIC TALE OF CONQUEST AND GLORY. THEN, USING THE GERMANIC TRA... | |
0:40.0 | 1:41.0 | FOLKS, IF YOU WATCH THE SHOW, YOU KNOW, I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME, RIGHT OVER THERE, CAREFULLY BLENDING FOR YOU THE DAY'S NEWSIEST, MOST TOPICAL FLOUR, EGGS, MILK, AND BUTTER, AND STRAINING IT INTO A FINE BATTER TO MAKE DELICATE, YET INFORMATIVE COMEDY PANCAKES. THEN I GLAZE THEM IN THE JUICE AND ZEST OF THE MOST RELEVAN... | |
1:18.5 | 2:17.5 | FOLKS, IF YOU WATCH THE SHOW, AND I HOPE YOU DO, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME RIGHT OVER THERE, TIRELESSLY STUDYING THE LINEAGE OF THE DAY'S MOST IMPORTANT THOROUGHBRED STORIES AND HOLSTEINER HEADLINES, WORKING WITH THE BEST TRAINERS MONEY CAN BUY TO REAR THEIR COMEDY OFFSPRING WITH A HAND THAT IS STERN, YET GENTLE, INTO THE ... | |
0:44.0 | 1:08.0 | FOLKS, IF YOU WATCH THE SHOW, YOU KNOW SOMETIMES I'M OVER THERE DOING THE MONOLOGUE. AND THEN THERE'S A COMMERCIAL BREAK, AND THEN I'M SITTING HERE. AND I DO A REALLY LONG DESCRIPTION OF A DIFFERENT SEGMENT ON THE SHOW, A SEGMENT WE CALL... "MEANWHILE!" | |
0:00.0 | 0:58.0 | WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. YOU KNOW, FOLKS, I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME RIGHT OVER THERE, COMBING OVER THE DAY'S NEWS, SELECTING ONLY THE HIGHEST QUALITY AND MOST TOPICAL BONDED CALFSKIN-LEATHER STORIES, CAREFULLY TANNING THEM AND CUTTING THEM WITH MILLIMETER PRECISION, THEN WEAVING IT TOGETHER IN A DOUBLE-FACED INTRECCIATO ... | |
0:26.0 | 1:16.0 | YOU KNOW, FOLKS, I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME STANDING RIGHT OVER THERE, GOING OVER THE DAY'S NEWS AND SELECTING THE FINEST, MOST TOPICAL CARBON FIBER STORIES, SHAPING THEM IN DRY DOCK INTO A SLEEK AND SEXY HULL, KITTING IT OUT WITH THE MOST TOPICAL FIBERGLASS AND TEAK FITTINGS BRASS RAILINGS, HOT TUBS, AND NEWS HELIPADS, T... | |
1:34.0 | 2:17.0 | FOLKS, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME STANDING RIGHT OVER THERE, OKAY, HANDPICKING ONLY THE RIPEST MOST TOPICAL DAILY HEADLINES, SEEKING OUT THE SWEETEST, MOST REFINED OF JEST-JAMS AND JOKE-JELLIES, CURATING A PLATE OF LOCAL COMEDY-FED MEATS AND SATIRICAL CHEESES TO LAY OUT THE ARTISANAL CHARCUTERIE BOARD A-NEWS BOUCHE THAT IS ... | |
1:00.0 | 2:09.0 | YOU KNOW, FOLKS, I SPEND SO MUCH OF MY TIME RIGHT OVER THERE, SIFTING THROUGH THE DAY'S BIGGEST STORIES, HAND SELECTING ONLY THE FINEST, MOST PERFECTLY AGED BURMESE NEWS TEAK. THEN CAREFULLY CARVING AND SHAPING IT INTO A REFINED BUDDHA, DEPICTED IN THE "CALLING THE EARTH TO WITNESS" GESTURE, WITH CHARACTERISTIC CIRCULA... | |
0:57.0 | 2:40.0 | YOU KNOW, IF YOU WATCH THE SHOW, YOU'RE AWARE THAT I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME RIGHT OVER THERE, WANDERING THE NEWS FOREST FOR YOU, FELLING ONLY THE BIGGEST AND HEARTIEST WHITE STORY OAKS, CUTTING AND SHAPING THEM INTO THE NEWSIEST, MOST TOPICAL CLEATS, CLAMPS AND PLANKS, KEEPING THEM AT A CONSTANT ANGLE, GRADUALLY CREATIN... | |
1:48.3 | 2:37.3 | FOLKS, YOU KNOW, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME RIGHT OVER THERE, CARVING THE FINEST, MOST-TOPICAL JAPANESE NEWS CYPRESS INTO AN EXPRESSIVE HANNYA DEMON MASK, DONNING MY BLACK AND GOLD SHOZOKU ROBES MADE OF THE SMOOTHEST STORY SILK, AND MASTERING THE ELABORATE CHOREOGRAPHY OF STILLNESS AND MOVEMENT, TO CREATE THE JAPANESE NOH ... | |
0:28.0 | 1:46.0 | FOLKS, I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME RIGHT OVER THERE, ASSEMBLING THE DAY'S BIGGEST, MOST-IMPORTANT STORIES, THEN HAND-SHAPING THEM INTO SLEEK, ELEGANT BODYWORK, WHICH I LINE WITH ONLY THE FINEST, MOST TOPICAL POLISHED MACASSAR EBONY AND OPEN-PORE PALDAO VENEER, ADDING LIGHT MOCCASIN AND DARK SPICE LEATHER SEATS, AND MALABAR... | |
0:43.5 | 1:30.5 | YOU KNOW, FOLKS, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME STANDING RIGHT OVER THERE, COMBING THROUGH THE DAY'S STORIES TO FIND AND ERECT FOR YOU THE FINEST GRECIAN NEWS COLUMNS, ADORNING THEM WITH THE MOST UP-TO-THE-MINUTE BAS-RELIEF. AND THEN I IMPART MY MOST TOPICAL TEACHINGS TO BE ABSORBED BY EAGER, SPONGE-LIKE MINDS IN THE AUGUST ATH... | |
1:33.0 | 2:12.0 | YOU KNOW, FOLKS, I'VE SPENT DECADES CULTIVATING THE MOST RELEVANT RED OAK, FELLING THEM WITH TOPICAL HUSQVARNAS, MULTIGRADING THEM INTO THE MOST BUZZWORTHY THREE-QUARTER INCH FLOORSTRIPS, AND FINISHING THEM WITH UP-TO-THE-MINUTE HIGH-GLOSS POLYURETHANE, TO LAY FOR YOU THE FLAWLESS PARQUET N.B.A.-QUALITY BASKETBALL COUR... | |
1:39.0 | 2:24.0 | YOU KNOW, FOLKS, IF YOU WATCH THIS SHOW AND I HOPE YOU DO, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME RIGHT OVER THERE, CAREFULLY ERECTING THE NEWSIEST, MOST TOPICAL CORINTHIAN COLUMNS, FOLLOWING THE GOLDEN RATIO, POLISHING THE FINEST CARRARA MARBLE, AND ENGRAVING ONTO IT MYTHIC TALES WITH FLOURISHES OF HUMOR AND PATHOS, TO CREATE THE GREC... | |
1:10.0 | 2:59.0 | FOLKS, YOU KNOW, IF YOU WATCH THE SHOW, YOU KNOW, I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME RIGHT OVER THERE, SURVEYING THE NEWS MARKET FOR THE BIGGEST STORIES, THEN CAREFULLY SELECTING THE FINEST, MOST TOPICAL BUFFALO NEWS HIDE WHICH I THEN SOAK USING NATURAL SPRING AND LIMEWATER-- ONLY DURING COLDER MONTHS-- AND SCRAPE IT UNTIL IT IS ... | |
1:49.5 | 2:42.5 | FOLKS. I SPEND A LOT OF MY TIME GATHERING FOR YOU THE FINEST, MOST TOPICAL STORIES ABOUT NATIONAL STUDIES, SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGHS, AND DRUNK MOOSE BREAKING INTO ICE CREAM SHOPS, ONLY TO HAVE A PANDEMIC HIT, DURING WHICH I TAKE THEM INTO A SAD, EMPTY LITTLE ROOM WHERE MY ONLY FRIENDS ARE ROBOT CAMERAS AND A PURELL BOT... | |
0:52.0 | 1:37.0 | YOU KNOW, FOLKS, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME HARVESTING THE DAY'S MOST TOPICAL MATCHA POWDER, CAREFULLY POLISHING THE NEWSIEST CHAWAN TEA BOWL WITH A HEMP CLOTH, AND ADDING THE PUREST BOILED WATER COLLECTED FROM THE RIVER OF STORIES, TO STAGE THE ELEGANT JAPANESE TEA CEREMONY THAT IS MY NIGHTLY MONOLOGUE. BUT SOMETIMES, JUST... | |
0:37.6 | 1:26.6 | FOLKS, YOU KNOW, IF YOU WATCH THE SHOW, THAT I SPEND A LOT OF TIME RIGHT OVER THERE, GATHERING THE FRESHEST, NEWSIEST HEADLINE FLOWERS, SCOURING THE FIELDS AND FORESTS FOR THE MOST TOPICAL AND FRAGRANT SYLVAN NEWS BOUGHS, THE JOKIEST FESTIVE GOURDS, AND THEN CAREFULLY ASSEMBLING AND ARRANGING THEM ALL INTO THE GRAND YE... | |
1:36.0 | 2:19.0 | YOU KNOW, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME RIGHT OVER THERE HAND-RAISING AND SELECTING THE NEWEST, MOST-TOPICAL SEVILLE ORANGES, CAREFULLY SIMMERING THEM WITH TURBINADO SUGAR AND PRISTINE FILTERED WATER TO CREATE FOR YOU A DOUBLE-GOLD-MEDAL-WINNING BITTERSWEET ENGLISH MARMALADE TO SPREAD ON THE PERFECTLY TOASTED ARTISANAL BRIOCHE... | |
1:14.0 | 1:53.0 | YOU KNOW, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME OVER THERE CAREFULLY ASSEMBLING THE MOST TOPICAL VIRTUOSO WIND SECTION, TUNING THE VIOLAS, CELLOS, AND CONTRABASS TO THE COUNTRY'S ZEITGEIST, AND WAVING MY CONDUCTOR'S BATON TO THE TEMPLE OF HUMOR TO PRESENT FOR YOU THE SPECTACULAR BRAHMS CONCERTO IN SATIRE MAJOR THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE. BU... | |
0:49.3 | 1:48.3 | FOLKS, IF YOU WATCH THE SHOW, YOU KNOW I SPEND A LOT OF TIME RIGHT OVER THERE, TENDERLY CLIPPING THE NEWSIEST, MOST FRAGRANT TEA-LEAF BUDS OF THE DAY, GINGERLY LAYING THEM TO DRY BY THE LIGHT OF THE ROSY-FINGERED DAWN, PAINSTAKINGLY STEEPING THEM TO PERFECTION IN THE MOST TOPICAL OF FRESH WATER GATHERED FROM THE NATION... | |
0:57.0 | 2:02.0 | FOLKS, YOU KNOW, I SPEND A LOT OF MY TIME, RIGHT OVER THERE, CRUISING THE VAST TSUKIJI FISH MARKET OF THE DAY'S BIGGEST STORIES, CAREFULLY SURVEYING THE FRESHEST, MOST TOPICAL CATCH OF THE DAY, CHOOSING ONLY THE HIGHEST GRADE AHI NEWS TUNA, AWABI, AND UNAGI, THEN DELICATELY PICKING THROUGH THE RICE GRAINS OF THE HEADLI... | |
1:31.0 | 2:15.0 | YOU KNOW, FOLKS, I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME RIGHT OVER THERE, DIGGING DOWN INTO THE NEWS PIT AND MINING FOR YOU THE DAY'S CLEAREST STORY DIAMONDS, CLEAVING THEM INTO THE MOST TOPICAL CUTS, FACETING THEM, POLISHING THEM TO A HIGH FINISH, THEN SETTING THEM ALL IN A DELICATE 24 KARAT GOLD CHAIN TO CREATE THE BESPOKE CARTIER ... | |
3:53.0 | 4:35.0 | YOU KNOW, FOLKS, I SPEND A LOT OF MY TIME RIGHT OVER THERE, HANGING FOR YOU THE DAY'S HOTTEST, MOST TOPICAL NEWS DECORATIONS, BOOKING THE SEXIEST BAND, CURATING THE MOST RELEVANT DRINKS MENU, DISTRIBUTING PLAYFUL, YET TASTEFUL PARTY FAVORS, AND GLITTER HATS THAT SAY "2022," AND THEN SETTING THE MOST AU-COURANT LIGHTING... | |
0:38.0 | 1:18.0 | YOU KNOW, FOLKS, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME SHUCKING FOR YOU THE DAY'S MOST TOPICAL CLAMS, BONING THE FINEST, MOST CURRENT NEWS CHICKENS, AND COLLECTING THE HIGHEST QUALITY STORY SHRIMP AND SAFFRON RICE, THEN GENTLY SIMMERING IT ALL IN A CAST-IRON COMEDY PAI-YERA, TO CREATE THE FRAGRANT SEAFOOD PAELLA THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE. ... | |
1:00.0 | 1:43.0 | YOU KNOW FOLKS, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME STANDING RIGHT OVER THERE, PAINSTAKINGLY PENCILING THE DAY'S MOST TOPICAL AND HEROIC STORIES, STAGING THEM IN METICULOUSLY PLANNED PANELS, HAND-INKING THEM WITH THE PITHIEST DIALOGUE, THEN COLOR BALANCING THE FINISHED PAGES TO CREATE FOR YOU THE GENRE-BENDING ONCE-IN-A-GENERATION G... | |
0:39.0 | 2:11.0 | YOU KNOW, FOLKS, I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME, RIGHT OVER THERE, PORING OVER THE DAY'S BIGGEST STORIES, COLLECTING THE FINEST, MOST-TOPICAL NEWS CALFSKINS AND PAINSTAKINGLY WASHING THEM IN A CALCIUM HYDROXIDE SOLUTION, THEN SOAKING THEM IN LIME FOR DAYS TO REMOVE ALL NARRATIVE IMPURITIES AND CREATE A PALE VELLUM THAT I LATE... | |
0:22.5 | 1:08.5 | FOLKS, YOU KNOW I SPEND A LOT OF RIGHT TIME OVER THERE, CAREFULLY STUDYING THE LATEST, NEWSIEST CLINICAL STUDIES, PRACTICING AND TRAINING UNDER THE BEST, MOST TOPICAL DOCTORS, CAREFULLY STERILIZING ALL MY EQUIPMENT, AND ASSEMBLING THE WORLD'S GREATEST SURGICAL TEAM TO PERFORM FOR YOU THE DAZZLINGLY COMPLEX AND GROUNDBR... | |
2:04.0 | 2:54.0 | YOU KNOW, FOLKS, IF YOU WATCH THE SHOW, YOU KNOW I SPEND A LOT OF MY TIME RIGHT OVER THERE. CAREFULLY COMBING THROUGH THE BIGGEST STORIES OF THE DAY, SOURCING FOR YOU THE NEWSIEST MIKADO ORGANZA IN A HIGH SHEEN, ADDING THE MOST TOPICAL IVORY FEATHER FRINGE AND A DIPPED BACK, THEN THROWING ON A DEMURE BUT KICKY FLORAL E... | |
0:00.0 | 0:49.0 | FOLKS, YOU KNOW, I SPEND A LOT OF MY TIME ON THE SHOW-- IF YOU WATCH THE SHOW YOU'D FIGURE THIS OUT, RIGHT OVER THERE, STANDING RIGHT OVER THERE IN THE MONOLOGUE SPELUNKING THROUGH THE DAY'S STORIES TO SELECT AND SOURCE THE NEWSIEST MARBLE, CHISELING IT INTO A PEDESTAL OF HUMOR AS WIDE AS TWO GREEK ISLES. THEN I CAST T... | |
2:00.0 | 2:35.0 | YOU KNOW, FOLKS, I SPENT A LOT OF TIME CAREFULLY RESEARCHING THE DAY'S MOST CULTURALLY PRECIOUS STORIES, CROSS-REFERENCING HISTORICAL ACCOUNTS WITH TOPOGRAPHICAL MAPS, AND ASSEMBLING THE FINEST TEAM OF ARCHAEOLOGISTS TO UNEARTH THE UNESCO WORLD HERITAGE EXCAVATION SITE OF HUMOR THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE. BUT SOMETIMES, I DI... | |
2:57.0 | 4:32.0 | FOLKS, IF YOU WATCH THIS SHOW, YOU KNOW I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME, RIGHT OVER THERE, CAREFULLY COMBING THE NEWS LANDSCAPE AND HARVESTING THE FINEST, MOST BEAUTIFUL STORY PIGMENTS LIKE MALACHITE, AZURITE, AND CINNABAR, WHICH I SLOWLY GRIND UNDER A GLASS OF MULLER WITH ONLY THE MOST TOPICAL LINSEED OIL, WORKING THEM INTO S... | |
0:48.0 | 1:32.0 | FOLKS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW I SPEND A LOT OF TIME DELICATELY WHITTLING A MELANGE OF THE DAY'S MOST PRESSING STORY TIMBERS, PRECISELY MEASURING THE NECKS, RIBS, AND BACKS OF THE NEWS, EMPLOYING ONLY THE MOST SOPHISTICATED AND TOPICAL PURFLING, THEN LAYING 15 EXQUISITE COATS OF INSIGHT ONTO THE ORNATE YET ROBUS... | |
1:13.0 | 1:58.0 | FOLKS, YOU KNOW, I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME GATHERING FOR YOU THE LATEST, MOST CUTTING-EDGE NEWS STORIES, CAREFULLY EXAMINING THE DAY'S CT SCAN, THEN ASSEMBLING AMERICA'S CRACK MEDICAL TEAM, AND MAKING PRECISE INCISIONS WITH THE AID OF A STRYKER 1588 LAPAROSCOPE IN THE GROUNDBREAKING SURGICAL ARTISTRY THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE... | |
2:42.0 | 3:24.0 | FOLKS, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME STANDING RIGHT OVER THERE, COMBING THROUGH HOURS UPON HOURS OF GAME TAPE ON THE MOST PROMISING HEADLINES, METICULOUSLY CRAFTING MY BIG BOARD TO RANK STORIES BASED ON THEIR RAW TALENT AND INTANGIBLES, AND CUT DEALS FOR THE MOST TOPICAL TRADES TO DRAFT THE ONCE-IN-A-GENERATION, HEISMAN-WINNIN... | |
1:06.5 | 1:54.5 | YOU KNOW, FOLKS, I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME SOURCING FOR YOU THE DAY'S FINEST HANGZHOU SILK NEWS STORIES, MOUNTING THEM ON THE MOST TOPICAL, PREMIUM, POLYHEDRAL BAMBOO JOKE FRAME, DECORATING IT WITH ARTISANAL ASH INK, INSERTING A HAND-POURED BEESWAX CANDLE, FILLING IT WITH INTENTION AND THEN SENDING IT ALOFT ON THE UPDRAF... | |
0:52.8 | 1:50.8 | YOU KNOW, IF YOU WATCH THE SHOW, YOU KNOW I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME RIGHT OVER THERE, COMBING THROUGH THE DAY'S BIGGEST NEWS, AND SELECTING FOR YOU THE FINEST, MOST TOPICAL INDIAN ROSEWOOD, SPRUCE, AND MAHOGANY STORIES. I THEN HAND-SHAPE AND COMBINE THEM WITH AN ABALONE MULTI-STRIPE BACK INLAY, AND FORWARD-SHIFTED SCALLO... | |
2:10.7 | 3:33.7 | I SPEND A LOT OF MY TIME, RIGHT OVER THERE, CULTIVATING FOR YOU THE DAY'S BIGGEST STORIES, PLUCKING THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND TOPICAL NEWS VIOLETS AND MARIGOLDS, STRIPPING THE FRENCH LAVENDER FROM THE STEM AND LOVINGLY PRESSING THEM ALL BETWEEN THE PAGES OF A GILDED FIRST EDITION OF "PRIDE AND PREJUDICE." THEN I FOLD THEM... | |
1:55.3 | 2:40.3 | FOLKS, YOU KNOW, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME, RIGHT OVER THERE CAREFULLY PLANTING AND TENDING TO THE DAY'S BIGGEST, MOST IMPORTANT STORIES, TRIMMING THE TOPICAL HEDGES WITH DELICATE EXACTITUDE, RESEARCHING AND SEEDING THE SOIL OF TODAY'S NEWS IN ORDER TO YIELD THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, FRAGRANT JOKE FLOWERS, AND PRECISELY TIMING T... | |
0:52.5 | 1:37.5 | FOLKS, YOU KNOW, I SPEND A LOT OF MY TIME RIGHT OVER THERE, SORTING THROUGH THE DAY'S TOP STORIES, CAREFULLY SELECTING FOR YOU THE FRESHEST, MOST TOPICAL NEWS-FRUIT, ARTFULLY CARVING IT INTO SATIRICAL SHAPES, DIPPING IT IN THE FINEST ARTISANAL CHOCOLATE, AND GENTLY PLACING THEM INTO THE FLAWLESSLY COMPOSED AND DELICIOU... | |
2:52.0 | 3:34.0 | YOU KNOW, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME RIGHT OVER THERE, PULLING TOGETHER THE FINEST, NEWSIEST LIMESTONE, CHISELING IN THE MOST DELICATE AND TOPICAL OF BAS-RELIEF, AND THE MOST ORNATE ARCHES, MAKING SURE THERE'S NARY A BAD SEAT IN THE HOUSE, THEN ASSEMBLING THE MOST FEARSOME NEWS WARRIORS THE ARENA HAS EVER SEEN TO CONSTRUCT ... | |
1:44.0 | 2:30.0 | FRIENDS, EVERY NIGHT I STAND RIGHT OVER THERE, AND I CAREFULLY WORK ON THE LIGHTING AND STAGING OF THE DAY'S MOST TOPICAL NEWS STORIES, COMPOSING GROUNDBREAKING ORCHESTRAL ARRANGEMENTS TO SUPPORT THEM, AND THEN METICULOUSLY CHOREOGRAPHING THEM AND MYSELF INTO A DELICATE, HEARTBREAKING, AND YET UPLIFTING PAS DE DEUX, TO... | |
1:00.0 | 1:48.0 | FOLKS, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME RIGHT OVER THERE, COMPILING THE MOST CURRENT GEOMETRY QUESTIONS, SPRINKLING IN A TOPICAL SET OF DATA ANALYSES, FOLDING THEM TOGETHER ALONG THE NEWSWORTHIEST WORD PROBLEMS, THEN PAIRING ALL OF THAT WITH THE DAY'S MOST PRESSING READING PASSAGES TO COLLATE FOR YOU THE PERFECTLY CALIBRATED, BES... | |
1:53.2 | 2:33.2 | FOLKS, I SPENT A LOT OF TIME STANDING RIGHT OVER THERE, OKAY, SETTING UP MY NEWS EASEL, LAYING OUT THE MOST TOPICAL BRUSH STROKES, CHOOSING THE MOST RELEVANT COLORS, ALL TO FAITHFULLY CAPTURE FOR YOU, THE SOUL OF THE STORIES OF THE DAY IN THE OIL-ON-CANVAS MASTERPIECE THAT IS MY NIGHTLY MONOLOGUE. BUT SOMETIMES -- JUST... | |
2:02.7 | 2:52.7 | YOU KNOW, FOLKS, IF YOU WATCH THE SHOW, YOU KNOW I SPEND A LOT OF TIME RIGHT OVER THERE, COMBING THROUGH THE DAY'S BIG STORIES, SELECTING THE FINEST NEWS TENORS AND THE SILKIEST SOPRANOS. THEN, I BRUSH UP ON THE WORKS OF CERVANTES AND FIND THE PERFECT SWEET SPOT BETWEEN DRAMA, HUMOR, AND OPERA TO COMPOSE FOR YOU THE T... | |
1:36.5 | 3:21.5 | LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW, IF YOU WATCH THIS SHOW, YOU KNOW I SPEND A LOT OF MY TIME RIGHT OVER THERE, METICULOUSLY SIFTING THROUGH THE DAILY NEWS DESERT, HARVESTING THE FINEST, MOST TOPICAL MINERAL SANDS-- ABOUT 65% SILICA, 10% FLUX OF SODIUM OXIDE, AND A STABILIZER OF CALCIUM OXIDE-- WHICH I THEN SMELT IN A HIGH... | |
2:03.0 | 2:55.0 | YOU KNOW, FOLKS, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME RIGHT OVER THERE, PORING OVER THE DAY'S NEWSIEST, MOST TOPICAL NAUTICAL RECORDS TO DETERMINE THE ROUGH POSITIONS OF THE DAY'S TRENDING SHIPWRECKS. THEN I USE THE LATEST SONAR TECH TO LOCATE AND FIND THE ORIENTATION OF THE FINEST SALVAGE SITE. THEN MY TEAM OF CERTIFIED AND LICENSED... | |
1:09.0 | 2:43.0 | WELL FOLKS, I SPEND A LOT OF MY TIME, ON THE SHOW, RIGHT OVER THERE, WANDERING THROUGH THE FARMERS' MARKET THAT IS TODAY'S BIGGEST STORIES, SQUEEZING THE FINEST NEWS RADISHES, THE RIPEST STORY PEPPERS, SNIFFING THE MOST TOPICAL DATES, WHICH I THEN PAIR WITH FRA'MANI SOPPRESSATA, AND THE MOST SUCCULENT HANDRAISED PATA N... | |
2:48.0 | 4:31.0 | YOU KNOW FOLKS, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME RIGHT OVER THERE, ISOLATING THE BIGGEST, NEWSIEST STORIES OF THE DAY AND CONTAINING THEM IN THE MOST TOPICAL CIRCULAR TUNNEL, WITH A CIRCUMFERENCE OF 26.7 KILOMETERS, AND A DEPTH RANGING FROM 50 TO 175 METERS. THEN, I ADD TWO ADJACENT PARALLEL BEAM-LINES, WHICH TRAVEL IN OPPOSITE D... | |
1:00.0 | 1:54.0 | FOLKS, YOU KNOW, I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME, RIGHT OVER THERE, WITH MY EARS, MY MIND, AND MY HEART OPEN TO THE DAY'S BIGGEST STORIES, AUDITIONING AND SELECTING ONLY THE MOST TOPICAL NEWS-OBOES, THE MOST RELEVANT AND LILTING VIOLAS, ROUNDING IT OUT WITH SOME NOBLE FRENCH HORNS, AND INSOUCIANT BASSOONS, THEN COMPOSING AND A... | |
1:59.0 | 3:07.0 | FOLKS, IF YOU WATCH THIS SHOW, YOU KNOW I SPEND MUCH OF MY TIME, RIGHT OVER THERE, PLANTING AND GROWING THE DAY'S BIGGEST NEWS IN A PARCELED TERROIR AT PRECISELY 80 METERS, ON A NORTH-FACING SLOPE, WITH JUST THE RIGHT MICROCLIMATE, THEN HAND-PICKING ONLY THE RIPEST, MOST TOPICAL BOTRYTIS-PRUNED STORY GRAPES. AFTER THRE... | |
1:46.5 | 2:32.5 | AND, YOU KNOW, FOLKS, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME ON THIS SHOW, RIGHT OVER THERE, CAREFULLY HARVESTING THE HIGHEST-QUALITY ORGANIC ACAI NEWS BERRIES, PUTTING THEM INTO MY CURRENT EVENTS BLENDER, THEN PULSING ON HIGH UNTIL THEY'VE BECOME THE SMOOTH PURPLE PUREE OF STORIES TO BE PILED WITH GRANOLA, CHIA SEEDS, AND SLICED JOKE ... | |
0:43.5 | 1:36.5 | FOLKS, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME RIGHT OVER THERE, NIGHT AFTER NIGHT, COMBING THROUGH THE DAY'S NEWS, CAREFULLY SELECTING THE MOST TOPICAL, FRAGRANT HERBS AND JOKE-RICH ALLIUM, DELICATELY STIRRING THEM INTO A SATIRICAL STOCK, BRINGING THE CONCOCTION TO A BREAKING NEWS BOIL BEFORE PAINSTAKINGLY EDITING AWAY THE SCRAPS, LEAV... | |
1:50.0 | 2:39.0 | FOLKS, YOU KNOW, IF YOU WATCH THE SHOW, YOU KNOW I SPEND A LOT OF MY TIME, RIGHT OVER THERE, CAREFULLY WELDING TOGETHER THE DAY'S TOP STORIES, FORGED FROM THE FINEST NEWS METALS, WIRING IN THE MOST EFFICIENT, HIGH- SPEED ENGINE. THEN I COMBINE THE MOST TOPICAL TITANIUM ACCENTS WITH ITALIAN CURRENT-EVENTS CRAFTSMANSHIP ... | |
1:21.5 | 2:18.5 | FOLKS, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME RIGHT OVER THERE, COMBING THROUGH THE DAY'S NEWS AND CAREFULLY SELECTING THE MOST PRISTINE OPALESCENT GLASS STORIES, ORNATELY FUSING THE PIECES USING ONLY THE MOST TOPICAL COPPER WIRE AND LEAD CASING BEFORE COLORING THEM WITH THE MOST PIGMENT-RICH JOKES AVAILABLE TO CONSTRUCT FOR YOU AND YO... | |
0:53.0 | 1:47.0 | FOLKS, YOU KNOW, IF YOU WATCH THE SHOW, YOU KNOW I SPEND A LOT OF MY TIME RIGHT OVER THERE, WORKING THE OLD MIRTH KILN, MELTING DOWN THE DAY'S MOST IMPORTANT GOLDEN STORY INGOTS TO MAKE AN ORNATE SET OF CUSTOM NEWS VAMBRACES. THEN CARVE A MOULDED CUIRASS INTO THE MOST TOPICAL ANIMAL-THEMED CHEST PLATE THAT I DECORATE W... | |
1:34.3 | 2:34.3 | YOU KNOW, FOLKS, IF YOU WATCH THIS SHOW, AND I HOPE YOU DO... THEN YOU KNOW I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME RIGHT OVER THERE, CAREFULLY UNWRAPPING THE DAY'S NEWS, PLACING THE FINEST, MOST TOPICAL ORNAMENTS UPON THE HAND-CUT DOUGLAS FIR OF THE DAY'S TOP STORIES, SPRINKLING BIODEGRADABLE TINSEL ON THE BOUGHS WITH PRECISION AND D... | |
1:31.6 | 2:10.6 | YOU KNOW, FOLKS, I SPEND A LOT OF MY TIME ON THE SHOW RIGHT OVER THERE PRECISELY MEASURING THE NEWS' INSEAM, SELECTING THE FINEST, MOST TOPICAL IMPORTED MERINO STORY WOOL, THEN HAND-STITCHING IT WITH JOKES TO CREATE FOR YOU THE BESPOKE, DOUBLE-BREASTED SAVILE ROW CURRENT EVENT SUIT THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE. BUT SOMETIMES, ... | |
1:16.5 | 2:04.5 | FOLKS, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME RIGHT OVER THERE, SELECTING THE FINEST GRAINS OF NEWS, HAND SIFTING THROUGH BARRELS OF STEELCUT JOKE OATS, SELECTING THE RIPEST SEASONAL STORY BERRIES, AND HOME-FERMENTING MACROBIOTIC ALMOND MILK INTO THE UPSCALE ORGANIC YOGURT TO LOVINGLY FOLD TOGETHER THE BUZZWORTHY BREAKFAST PARFAIT THAT... |
Dataset Card for "meanwhile"
This dataset consists of 64 segments from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. This dataset was published as part of the Whisper release by OpenAI. See page 19 of the Whisper paper for details.
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