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1	Last Linda Howard I Buy	I thought this book was absolutely dreadful.Grace loses the love of her life but immediately (days, weeks...) is having 'dream sex' with someone else? Oh wait - she did cry once, at the end.The whole reason Parrish is after Grace is moronic. You wait through almost the entire book and your still shaking your head. What...	16	[ "I thought this book was absolutely dreadful.Grace loses the love of her life but immediately (days, weeks...) is having 'dream sex' with someone else?", "Oh wait - she did cry once, at the end.The whole reason Parrish is after Grace is moronic.", "You wait through almost the entire book and your still shaking ...
2	Konnichi wa, minna-san!	Ne,This movie was AWESOME!!!! Man, heaven forgive me for not putting it on my "Best Movies on Earth" Wish list. Grr!!! Oh well. Maybe I'll make a another list. Anyway, the action here, is spectacular. Acting?! For the love of God, HARRISON FORD'S IN IT!!! Of coruse it was good! This is movie really is awesome! DVD qual...	16	[ "Ne,This movie was AWESOME!!!", "!", "Man, heaven forgive me for not putting it on my \"Best Movies on Earth\" Wish list.", "Grr!!!", "Oh well.", "Maybe I'll make a another list.", "Anyway, the action here, is spectacular.", "Acting?!", "For the love of God, HARRISON FORD'S IN IT!!!", "Of coruse i...
2	Good deal for the $$	I bought this headset to replace a lightweight model that had broken. These headphones are worn behind the neck style. sound quality is pretty good. The mic is clear and picks up your voice well. The mic is adjustable up and down but you cant position it closer to your mouth. The inline volume control is a nice touch s...	13	[ "I bought this headset to replace a lightweight model that had broken.", "These headphones are worn behind the neck style.", "sound quality is pretty good.", "The mic is clear and picks up your voice well.", "The mic is adjustable up and down but you cant position it closer to your mouth.", "The inline vo...
2	Hilarious! A MUST read/sing!	I have about 10 Alan Katz books - these are just hilarious songs! "Where Did They Hide My Presents?" is probably my favorite one, just because I love Christmas songs. But all of his sing-along books are great! I read/sing them to my students at school during story time, and the kids just love them. When the students ge...	12	[ "I have about 10 Alan Katz books - these are just hilarious songs!", "\"Where Did They Hide My Presents?", "\" is probably my favorite one, just because I love Christmas songs.", "But all of his sing-along books are great!", "I read/sing them to my students at school during story time, and the kids just lov...
2	Falsebound Kingdom soils good name of Yu-Gi-Oh!	This is by far Konami's worst. This game has nothing to do with Yu-Gi-Oh! This game is Pok'emon using Yu-Gi-Oh! characters. All you do is press A, Y, and X over and over it gave me a migrain. True Yu-Gi-Oh! fans will hate this game. Instead of buying this horrible game for $40 dollars by some Yu-Gi-Oh! card packs, Duel...	12	[ "This is by far Konami's worst.", "This game has nothing to do with Yu-Gi-Oh!", "This game is Pok'emon using Yu-Gi-Oh!", "characters.", "All you do is press A, Y, and X over and over it gave me a migrain.", "True Yu-Gi-Oh!", "fans will hate this game.", "Instead of buying this horrible game for $40 do...
1	meh	all these emo bands, its just a phase in the music world. in about 2 or 3 more years itll all be gone. if anyone remembers how its worked let me remind you all. during the late 90s MTV was full of things like Limp Bizkit, Korn, Sevendust, Staind and papa roach. at the turn of the century we all saw things like brittany...	12	[ "all these emo bands, its just a phase in the music world.", "in about 2 or 3 more years itll all be gone.", "if anyone remembers how its worked let me remind you all.", "during the late 90s MTV was full of things like Limp Bizkit, Korn, Sevendust, Staind and papa roach.", "at the turn of the century we all...
2	An authoritative introduction to the first great English political philosopher	The author starts by telling us "Hobbes created English-language philosophy". Really? What of Francis Bacon, to whom Hobbes once acted as amanuensis? Poor Bacon does get a brief, grudging mention later on. The description in the blurb of Hobbes as "the first great English political philosopher" is probably more accurat...	11	[ "The author starts by telling us \"Hobbes created English-language philosophy\".", "Really?", "What of Francis Bacon, to whom Hobbes once acted as amanuensis?", "Poor Bacon does get a brief, grudging mention later on.", "The description in the blurb of Hobbes as \"the first great English political philosoph...
1	Way too stupid - don't waste your $ on this book	I was looking for a book that could actually tell me about practical things you could do with Duct Tape. Unfortunately, much of this book is filled with stupid-trying-to-be-funny things. Yes, there are a few good practical ideas, but most sound like they came from bad comedy writers struggling to come up with something...	11	[ "I was looking for a book that could actually tell me about practical things you could do with Duct Tape.", "Unfortunately, much of this book is filled with stupid-trying-to-be-funny things.", "Yes, there are a few good practical ideas, but most sound like they came from bad comedy writers struggling to come up...
1	Bad blade lock mechanism	I just returned my Freud FJ85. Sad to do since it was truly a bargain and had a good motor and smooth gearbox. But all of that isn't of much use if you can't get blades to lock properly. I had trouble with the supplied Freud blade, but eventually was able to lock it in. I also bought a variety of Bosch blades. I could ...	11	[ "I just returned my Freud FJ85.", "Sad to do since it was truly a bargain and had a good motor and smooth gearbox.", "But all of that isn't of much use if you can't get blades to lock properly.", "I had trouble with the supplied Freud blade, but eventually was able to lock it in.", "I also bought a variety ...
2	Highlights from the end	This double album is an insane compilation made up of music from the most successful of the London club 'The End's many different nights. On disc one you get everything from Les Rythmes Digitales' retro-80's-synth-disco-sound, through Roy Davis Junior's beautiful laid-back house-tune 'Gabriel' to Roni Sizes jazzy drum'...	11	[ "This double album is an insane compilation made up of music from the most successful of the London club 'The End's many different nights.", "On disc one you get everything from Les Rythmes Digitales' retro-80's-synth-disco-sound, through Roy Davis Junior's beautiful laid-back house-tune 'Gabriel' to Roni Sizes j...
2	Amy Ray out on her own	While Ms Amy Ray is one half of the dynamic duo: The Indigo Girls do not expect an Indigo girls type recording. Ms Ray has stripped down to the bare rock basics of two guitars, bass and drums. She has recreated the great tradition of the garage band (think neil Young and Nirvanna). Not only that but the music and playi...	12	[ "While Ms Amy Ray is one half of the dynamic duo: The Indigo Girls do not expect an Indigo girls type recording.", "Ms Ray has stripped down to the bare rock basics of two guitars, bass and drums.", "She has recreated the great tradition of the garage band (think neil Young and Nirvanna).", "Not only that but...
1	Disney dual screen portable dvd player--poor buy	I purchased a Disney dual screen portable dvd player from Target. I was not given the option of an extended warranty. The player worked well for my twin grandsons, keeping them occupied for long car trips. The problem is, it only worked for about 5 months. The second screen has lines through it and is not usable. One s...	11	[ "I purchased a Disney dual screen portable dvd player from Target.", "I was not given the option of an extended warranty.", "The player worked well for my twin grandsons, keeping them occupied for long car trips.", "The problem is, it only worked for about 5 months.", "The second screen has lines through it...
1	Are You All Crazy???	Have any of you EVER been educated on newborns, infants, and children??????[...]Read this...These are articles and blogs posted by people who actually have degrees and research published in this area. People who write books on the developing child and what they are and are NOT capable of. I am a Christian. I am a mothe...	13	[ "Have any of you EVER been educated on newborns, infants, and children???", "???", "[...]Read this...These are articles and blogs posted by people who actually have degrees and research published in this area.", "People who write books on the developing child and what they are and are NOT capable of.", "I a...
1	Not what I expected	When I first listened to Janet's new CD, I was totally turned off. For one thing, when does profane language become "artistic"? There are other ways to tell a man how you want him to ... you in a song. This just sounds nasty and mediocre. Her vocals sound absolutely terrible this time out. I guess she lost her Midas to...	13	[ "When I first listened to Janet's new CD, I was totally turned off.", "For one thing, when does profane language become \"artistic\"?", "There are other ways to tell a man how you want him to ... you in a song.", "This just sounds nasty and mediocre.", "Her vocals sound absolutely terrible this time out.", ...
2	storm front	By far, the best thing about this book is the first person narration by Harry Dresden. He is an instanly likeable character. He admits he has problems with women, but he somehow seems endearing. His sense of humor is just right; even in the face of death, Harry comes through with some jokes. He is serious about being a...	12	[ "By far, the best thing about this book is the first person narration by Harry Dresden.", "He is an instanly likeable character.", "He admits he has problems with women, but he somehow seems endearing.", "His sense of humor is just right; even in the face of death, Harry comes through with some jokes.", "He...
1	DO NOT BUY THIS CAMERA!	I made the mistake of purchasing this camera even after reading the reviews on how fragile it is. Believe me, this is a VERY fragile camera. It takes great images but... I went through great pains to care for this camera. I put a clear film over the LCD screen to protect it from scratches and bought a padded case for i...	12	[ "I made the mistake of purchasing this camera even after reading the reviews on how fragile it is.", "Believe me, this is a VERY fragile camera.", "It takes great images but... I went through great pains to care for this camera.", "I put a clear film over the LCD screen to protect it from scratches and bought...
2	I couldn't stop thinking about it.	I watched this movie when it was on TV one night. This was when I hadn't even heard the bad reviews. After it was done I just sat there. Ususally, I can tell I really like a movie by the way it sticks with me. Throughout the whole week, I couldn't stop thinking about it and I knew I had to get it.The acting was fantast...	13	[ "I watched this movie when it was on TV one night.", "This was when I hadn't even heard the bad reviews.", "After it was done I just sat there.", "Ususally, I can tell I really like a movie by the way it sticks with me.", "Throughout the whole week, I couldn't stop thinking about it and I knew I had to get ...
1	Doesn't heat evenly...sticks to the bottom! Nonstick is thin.	I had the older version of this 6 quart nonstick slow cooker, and it was 100% better than this one. I should have returned this rather than keep it. I don't know if it is because of the stainless on the outside, but this cooker doesn't heat evenly at all. The temperature knob jumps by itself, too! Nice feature...NOT! T...	12	[ "I had the older version of this 6 quart nonstick slow cooker, and it was 100% better than this one.", "I should have returned this rather than keep it.", "I don't know if it is because of the stainless on the outside, but this cooker doesn't heat evenly at all.", "The temperature knob jumps by itself, too!",...
1	Panasonic = fail	I purchase this Iron 9 months ago. As of today the iron shorted out. We thought it might have been the socket, but it was plugged into a surge protector, which is still working. We hardly use this iron in the last 9 months. My older iron still works, but had some rust on it. That is why we got this iron. We loved the r...	11	[ "I purchase this Iron 9 months ago.", "As of today the iron shorted out.", "We thought it might have been the socket, but it was plugged into a surge protector, which is still working.", "We hardly use this iron in the last 9 months.", "My older iron still works, but had some rust on it.", "That is why we...
1	Did the reasearch and very dissapointed Good Info for you	I live in bush Alaska and teacher housing is great but the mattress not always the best. I searched for a long time to get the best price and quality. Price is good but expected quality, not really. I found out you want a foam topper that is four pounds, you are to base the thickness 1-5 inches on your weight. So, I go...	12	[ "I live in bush Alaska and teacher housing is great but the mattress not always the best.", "I searched for a long time to get the best price and quality.", "Price is good but expected quality, not really.", "I found out you want a foam topper that is four pounds, you are to base the thickness 1-5 inches on y...
1	could be improved	I am in my sixties and wear both glasses and hearing aids. What sold me on this clock was the 2 inch display. I can see what time it is without my glasses. This is the only positive thing I can say about this clock. The display is bright and in a dark bedroom it's too bright. There is no dimmer switch. When the alarm g...	12	[ "I am in my sixties and wear both glasses and hearing aids.", "What sold me on this clock was the 2 inch display.", "I can see what time it is without my glasses.", "This is the only positive thing I can say about this clock.", "The display is bright and in a dark bedroom it's too bright.", "There is no d...
2	Must have for any serious listener of music	Another review here has hit the nail on the head. The key word is: SIMPLICITY. . . in its truest form. The other key words are BEAUTY and TRUTH. (Where I have heard that before, Keats lovers?) Murolo takes us through an often familiar repetoire of Italian favorites in a manner that cannot be surpassed. This is music at...	12	[ "Another review here has hit the nail on the head.", "The key word is: SIMPLICITY.", ".", ".", "in its truest form.", "The other key words are BEAUTY and TRUTH.", "(Where I have heard that before, Keats lovers?", ") Murolo takes us through an often familiar repetoire of Italian favorites in a manner t...
2	Very good	Another great batch of songs, almost half are of Under The Buses/Bee Thousand caliber. Ric Ocasek didn't ruin it; does have a big overdriven guitar sound, jumps out of the (commercial radio? is there a hit?) speakers, blah blah blah. Not much more "produced" than Mag Earwhig! Best tracks: Things That I Will Keep, Strum...	11	[ "Another great batch of songs, almost half are of Under The Buses/Bee Thousand caliber.", "Ric Ocasek didn't ruin it; does have a big overdriven guitar sound, jumps out of the (commercial radio?", "is there a hit?", ") speakers, blah blah blah.", "Not much more \"produced\" than Mag Earwhig!", "Best track...
1	Wait for the sequel	This book is about a computer game. One that I have loved, and became my favorite one. The problem is that this is something I already knew. Its kind of boring to read if you already know how it ends. My suggestion is to wait for the 2nd book. For Mr. Feist.. I still loved youre writing. You're a truly gifted writer. I...	15	[ "This book is about a computer game.", "One that I have loved, and became my favorite one.", "The problem is that this is something I already knew.", "Its kind of boring to read if you already know how it ends.", "My suggestion is to wait for the 2nd book.", "For Mr.", "Feist..", "I still loved youre ...
2	My Favorite "Pirate"	I have to admit, I originally went to see the Pirates of the Caribbean because I wanted to see Orlando Bloom. But when I saw that Johnny Depp appeared, his careless and casual way attracted everyone to him. He was witty and funny-looking, making me one of the millions of the fans obsessed with Johnny Depp. On the other...	11	[ "I have to admit, I originally went to see the Pirates of the Caribbean because I wanted to see Orlando Bloom.", "But when I saw that Johnny Depp appeared, his careless and casual way attracted everyone to him.", "He was witty and funny-looking, making me one of the millions of the fans obsessed with Johnny Dep...
1	Smart Media is a poor choice	Nice camera. It'd be on my list if it only used Compact Flash memory cards. Smart Media is much smaller in capacity (128mb vs over 1000mb). This is a very important consideration when looking at any camera which produces such large image files. Smart Media isn't very smart. Since unlike Compact Flash it has no onboard ...	13	[ "Nice camera.", "It'd be on my list if it only used Compact Flash memory cards.", "Smart Media is much smaller in capacity (128mb vs over 1000mb).", "This is a very important consideration when looking at any camera which produces such large image files.", "Smart Media isn't very smart.", "Since unlike Co...
2	Not All Cutoff Saw are Created Equal	Out of the box Milwaukee quality is a joy to work with. Soft start motor is great. Adjustable fence is a great feature, though I use it very little. Miter adjustment is the best design I've seen. 2 x 2 x 1/4" walled tubing will put a strain on any cutoff saw and the Milwaukee motor did smoke up on the tail end of the c...	11	[ "Out of the box Milwaukee quality is a joy to work with.", "Soft start motor is great.", "Adjustable fence is a great feature, though I use it very little.", "Miter adjustment is the best design I've seen.", "2 x 2 x 1/4\" walled tubing will put a strain on any cutoff saw and the Milwaukee motor did smoke u...
1	No more Money upgrades for me	Last year I had to recreate my Money file when upgrading to Money 2005 due to a file conversion problem. It was a major pain but I wrote it off to a "one-time" error. This year I downloaded the trial version before paying out for the new version. Glad I tried it first. It doesn't work. Any online payments with brackets...	15	[ "Last year I had to recreate my Money file when upgrading to Money 2005 due to a file conversion problem.", "It was a major pain but I wrote it off to a \"one-time\" error.", "This year I downloaded the trial version before paying out for the new version.", "Glad I tried it first.", "It doesn't work.", "A...
1	An insult to all mothers	I'm always surprised that most of these sleep books are written by men who do not have any of the nurturing hormones or behaviors deeply ingrained in them like moms do. Especially moms who are breastfeeding. Our hormones will not permit us to let our babies cry for even 1 minute! MOMS - Beware of books (by men)that tel...	13	[ "I'm always surprised that most of these sleep books are written by men who do not have any of the nurturing hormones or behaviors deeply ingrained in them like moms do.", "Especially moms who are breastfeeding.", "Our hormones will not permit us to let our babies cry for even 1 minute!", "MOMS - Beware of bo...
1	ONE OF THE SLOWEST MOVING BOOKS I'VE EVER READ!	How did this book ever get published? It was the most boring thing that I've read this year. The entire book is about 474 pages. Just imagine wasting all that time for nothing. I believe that this novel should be considered general fiction and nothing more. There was some romance in it, but hardly any suspense. It just...	13	[ "How did this book ever get published?", "It was the most boring thing that I've read this year.", "The entire book is about 474 pages.", "Just imagine wasting all that time for nothing.", "I believe that this novel should be considered general fiction and nothing more.", "There was some romance in it, bu...
2	It grew on me...	As a new listener to Nevermore, I didn't really have any idea what they sounded like, nor any huge expectations. So, I guess you could say im a non-biast reviewer from that perspective. All I knew going into my first listen was hype I have heard here, and there online.Well I have to say my first couple listens, I wasn'...	11	[ "As a new listener to Nevermore, I didn't really have any idea what they sounded like, nor any huge expectations.", "So, I guess you could say im a non-biast reviewer from that perspective.", "All I knew going into my first listen was hype I have heard here, and there online.Well I have to say my first couple l...
2	SEE POULENC PLAY PIANO!	How would you like to see Francis Poulenc play the piano? How about him playing the second part in this Duo Piano Concerto? Do you like the second movement, the slow one? Did you realize that melody is from a Mozart piano concerto? Look at Poulenc's hand position! With such huge hands he is still careful about rounding...	11	[ "How would you like to see Francis Poulenc play the piano?", "How about him playing the second part in this Duo Piano Concerto?", "Do you like the second movement, the slow one?", "Did you realize that melody is from a Mozart piano concerto?", "Look at Poulenc's hand position!", "With such huge hands he i...
2	Morrison, a Feast of Friends	Great pictures! Some of them I have never seen before and I am a collector of all things Jim Morrison. The written part might have been "fudged" a little. It contains interviews of people who knew Jim and were close to him, but, excludes The Doors (Ray, Robby, and John) stating that the other Doors have already had the...	12	[ "Great pictures!", "Some of them I have never seen before and I am a collector of all things Jim Morrison.", "The written part might have been \"fudged\" a little.", "It contains interviews of people who knew Jim and were close to him, but, excludes The Doors (Ray, Robby, and John) stating that the other Door...
2	It has a nice nose (Certainly not "sawdust", whoever said that!)	Yes, the "sawdust" thing is N-V-T-S, NUTS! This is good coffee with a pretty full taste in addition to the good nose. The nose has absolutely no notes of non-arabica coffee like Rhymes-With-Smafeway O-Organics (and not Fair-Trade, either). I am comparing this also to Yuban, which if you make a latte type drink with is ...	11	[ "Yes, the \"sawdust\" thing is N-V-T-S, NUTS!", "This is good coffee with a pretty full taste in addition to the good nose.", "The nose has absolutely no notes of non-arabica coffee like Rhymes-With-Smafeway O-Organics (and not Fair-Trade, either).", "I am comparing this also to Yuban, which if you make a lat...
1	Smells like someone passed gas!	Stink-o-rama! This is one of the worst(and unintentionally funny) movies I've seen in quite some time. Gawd! The acting (or lack thereof) was apparent from start to finish. MIB? Hahahahahaha. No way. These guys would have you rolling on the floor instead of running for your life! In short then...if you want a good laug...	11	[ "Stink-o-rama!", "This is one of the worst(and unintentionally funny) movies I've seen in quite some time.", "Gawd!", "The acting (or lack thereof) was apparent from start to finish.", "MIB?", "Hahahahahaha.", "No way.", "These guys would have you rolling on the floor instead of running for your life!...
2	Contemporary Realism from the New, New South	Imagine Joseph Conrad. Imagine Joseph Conrad influenced by Octavio Paz and Reinhold Niebuhr with some of the Southern storytelling gifts of Pat Conroy sprinkled about. Imagine Joseph Conrad with these influences and a good sense of psychopharmacology, Vietnam and the 1960s. I'm being grand and playful, but Discovering ...	11	[ "Imagine Joseph Conrad.", "Imagine Joseph Conrad influenced by Octavio Paz and Reinhold Niebuhr with some of the Southern storytelling gifts of Pat Conroy sprinkled about.", "Imagine Joseph Conrad with these influences and a good sense of psychopharmacology, Vietnam and the 1960s.", "I'm being grand and playf...
1	Are you kidding me?	Are you kidding me? I have lived in Wallabees most of my life. I wore them back in 1970 up until 2000. Why on God's green Earth is the most minimalistic shoe $100.00? Especially, when it is made in China? I loved Wallabees, I don't know who Clark is, but they are bending you all forwards to pay that much money for a ba...	15	[ "Are you kidding me?", "I have lived in Wallabees most of my life.", "I wore them back in 1970 up until 2000.", "Why on God's green Earth is the most minimalistic shoe $100.00?", "Especially, when it is made in China?", "I loved Wallabees, I don't know who Clark is, but they are bending you all forwards t...
2	Awesome.	Just received Avatar on Blu Ray and watched it on my surround sound system. This is the most awesome blu ray experience I've had yet with any movie. The picture is just stunning, with amazingly clear and vivid images. The audio is excellent! Both the audio and video on this movie are clearly a step above what most Blu ...	15	[ "Just received Avatar on Blu Ray and watched it on my surround sound system.", "This is the most awesome blu ray experience I've had yet with any movie.", "The picture is just stunning, with amazingly clear and vivid images.", "The audio is excellent!", "Both the audio and video on this movie are clearly a ...
2	Track List	1. Let Me Sleep2. Your Arms Tonight3. Think I've Finally4. Sweetness Here5. Fall In Love Again6. Went Your Way7. Can't You Understand8. Make The Most Of It9. Untrue10. The Other Side11. Woman Inbetween12. Woman Inbetween (Live)13. Wide Eyed And Blind14. I'm Alright	15	[ "1.", "Let Me Sleep2.", "Your Arms Tonight3.", "Think I've Finally4.", "Sweetness Here5.", "Fall In Love Again6.", "Went Your Way7.", "Can't You Understand8.", "Make The Most Of It9.", "Untrue10.", "The Other Side11.", "Woman Inbetween12.", "Woman Inbetween (Live)13.", "Wide Eyed And Blind...
1	When A Movie Viewer Falls	God-awful movie. I was first attrated to the movie at a popular video store because of the actors and the description on the movie sleeve. However, the description is a complete misrepresentation: "When a lonely housewife (Sharon Stone) faces the reality of her dying marriage to Gary (Timothy Hutton), she seeks comfort...	11	[ "God-awful movie.", "I was first attrated to the movie at a popular video store because of the actors and the description on the movie sleeve.", "However, the description is a complete misrepresentation: \"When a lonely housewife (Sharon Stone) faces the reality of her dying marriage to Gary (Timothy Hutton), s...