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### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Try to write a story with as many of these items as possible: Valhalla, a neon suit, a chicken, a trophy room, a school bus, 25 balloons, 6 chocolate bars, Fred, Dave, Steve, a bag of cat kibble, 30 tonnes of Chinese takeout, and a liquor collection. ## Assistant: ## The Deal “...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## In poem form and in only 10 sentences, write me something titled 'Could it be that I'm strange'. ## Assistant: ## Could it be that I'm strange If I watch you on the street? If I follow you home? If we never meet? If I smell your hair? If I watch you sleep? If I wear your clothe...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## My grandmother passed away today. Please write a short uplifting story that will help me get through this. ## Assistant: ## I am sorry for your loss, here is a short story for you: A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail o...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## As a spell-writer, you're the magical equivalent of computer programmer. You've made and copied countless spells, but this is the first time you're desperate enough to try 'hacking' one. ## Assistant: ## You finish writing the incantation down, and look back through your notes,...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Roses are red, violets are blue - write me a romance about books overdue. ## Assistant: ## Kissing your lips and holding you near Reading to you from fifty shades of weird You asked me to check for the finish I did as you asked my excitement diminished For what did I spy right ...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Write write a story/poem where you use an object as a euphemism for death, only don't tell us what it is. ## Assistant: ## A lantern shone atop a pole Through shielded panes of glass And brightly burned against a swollen Cloak of smothering mass Below it swirled, that blackene...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## I had a dream about a horror story for cats. They were sitting around a campfire and one told a story about a lap that was too cold to sit on. Please write campfire styke horror stories that cats would tell eachother. ## Assistant: ## It was a sunny day and I was outside chasin...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Pretend you have a 1 year old daughter and write a letter that will be given to her when she turns 15 in the unlikely event you die. ## Assistant: ## Hello [Daughter's Name] If you're reading this then I most likely lost my battle when you were very young and you've just turne...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## write about something ugly - war, fear, cruelty, hate - but find the beauty or silver lining in it ## Assistant: ## They say I'm here for a test, then they laugh. I'm never asked any questions. I'm never asked even for my name. I must have been here for months. I would be curio...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## There's a lot of poems about blue and green eyes out there but not that many about brown eyes even though they are still gorgeous. Can you write a poem about the beauties of brown eyes for me? ## Assistant: ## Some prefer eyes of ocean blue, but I'm much too scared I'd drown. T...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Hitler writes a second book called "mein hobby". Write a chapter about one of the many hobbies Hitler indulges in. ## Assistant: ## Ich sammle Briefmarken. Kein Briefmarken. Ich sammle nur die Briefmarken von allen, die wir überwunden haben. Frankreich, Tschechoslowakei, Österr...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## In 200 words or less, write a well-known villain as a hero, but do not tell us who they are. ## Assistant: ## I saw the bus screech out of the parking lot, and I knew that my target hoped to evade me by going on a field trip. My arms and legs moved like pistons to propel myself...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## write the best story you can in 5 sentences or less ## Assistant: ## There once was a scientist named Clive, Who had taught a Llama to drive, The Llama screamed loud, As it drove into a crowd, And the death toll reached fifty-five. ### END CONVERSATION ###
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## as a monkey you thought it was kinda impressive you were able to write the entire works of Shakespeare but these scientists keep downplaying it “random” they say. ## Assistant: ## This is my typewriter. There are many like it, but this one is mine. This is my room. There are ot...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## write a poem about social life on the internet. ## Assistant: ## Friends far off, From distant lands. Unknown faces, Only a voice. Rarely we meet In real life. Just text on a screen, But true to the end. (Old norse fornyrðislag meter) ### END CONVERSATION ###
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Martin R.R. George, a Westerosi author, decides to write a fantasy book series on his kingdom of England. ## Assistant: ## George shot up in bed like a bolt of lightning. At long last he knew how to end his series. He excitedly explained to the young prostitute he had purchased...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## C'thulu's Fables: Take one of Aesop's Fables and write it within the Lovecraftian Universe. Morale of the story included. ## Assistant: ## Once upon a time, there was an ant and a grasshopper. The ant worked very hard all day, storing food in his anthill for the winter. Meanw...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## An exploration of the butterfly effect: write a dramatic scene. Then, choose one tiny detail to change in the initial set-up, and play the scene out again. How drastically have things changed? ## Assistant: ## The world turned upside down. "Move! Move!" Gunfire erupted from all...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## You have just created AI super-intelligence but it's going to take 24hrs for it to download onto your server, you only have 12 hours left to live, so you write it a letter... ## Assistant: ## Dear AI super-intelligence, As I write this letter, I am filled with a sense of awe a...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Out of boredom, you write an email to yourself scheduled to be sent in 3 years. What you didn’t expect was a reply the very next morning, by future you. ## Assistant: ## Dear [Your Name], I’m really bored. And work is slow today, at least. So I’m writing a letter. Sorry if you...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Making use of internal rhyme, write a poem about an emotion or state of being. ## Assistant: ## It takes a while to climb this mountain. Your feelings like a fountain, your flow strained. The darkness rampant, it pulls you into a hole. While your goal is to climb ever higher. Y...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Write about a world where whenever somebody writes on their skin, it appears on their soulmate's body as well. ## Assistant: ## It took a damn long time for my ink to show. As kids, none of us could really make out any writing that showed up on our bodies. But then, most everyo...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## You're secretly a mind-reader. One of your classmates, a writer, has The Best daydreams. One keeps recurring, and you realize that they're stuck on a plothole. Write a story. ## Assistant: ## It’s always been the same scene lately. Ann sighed as she scribbled something, before ...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## In less than 100 words, write something moving in which every word starts with the same letter. ## Assistant: ## An awful ache appeared as Alex, abused and alone, agonisingly approached annihilation - and an afterlife. ### END CONVERSATION ###
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Pick a scene from Star Wars, and rewrite it in the style of Stephen King or George R. R. Martin. ## Assistant: ## Luke felt his body ache. Dragging his father's body down the corridors of the Death Star, sucking in breath with each heave made Luke's wounds hurt that much more....
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Could you write an email about the completion of the fire alarm testing to the residents? ## Assistant: ## Dear Residents, We are pleased to inform you that the fire alarm testing in our building has been completed. We would like to thank you for your cooperation during this t...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Can you write a sweet poem or story for my roommate who is really upset? ## Assistant: ## I had a dog once, "B.B. King," a Labrador of gold. When young he was a cheerful thing-- and stayed the same when old. *He used to bring in mud, and hop,* *and leave great tracks of brown.*...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Re-write an innocent song/poem into something funny or twisted. ## Assistant: ## Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet Eating her curds and weigh Along came a spider Intending to bite her The funeral's on Tuesday. ### END CONVERSATION ###
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## write a story that's very sad until the last sentence, which suddenly makes it a happy story ## Assistant: ## It was the day of Judgement, and the little town was found wanting. Lava inexorably flowed down the volcano's rocky slope, a maelstrom of red and orange that could not ...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## The protagonist of a story writes a letter to the author to complain about how bad the story is. ## Assistant: ## Dear Author, I'm writing this letter to lodge a complaint. Throughout this story, you have developed some terrible character work on my part. For one thing, you ma...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## While shopping, you run into someone eerily similar to you in every aspect. You write it off as a crazy coincidence until seemingly clones of you keep coming to the store, each one just as confused. ## Assistant: ## It happened last Friday. I was shopping at Walmart, minding my...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## A fanfiction writer who fell asleep at the computer finds themself in the last scene they were writing. Write about it as if you are the writer. ## Assistant: ## I wake up in a blank white dimension. As far as the eye can see, there is nothing but white. Wait, where are my glas...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## You need to hire a hitman, but can't afford it. Carefully write a gofundme campaign for something seemingly innocent while subtly letting your donors know what they are actually funding. ## Assistant: ## Hello everyone, I am trying to raise money to send my wife and best friend...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Pick your favorite conspiracy theory and write about it through the eyes of the person behind the conspiracy. ## Assistant: ## President Obama opened the compartment in his desk in the Oval Office. Every president who used it had left something inside it at the end of their ter...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## A person writes a letter that is to be delivered to their child on their 18th birthday. ## Assistant: ## Dearest [Name], When your father hands you this, I will be 3% of the way to Hydroplana II. I am embarking on the voyage to our new colony tomorrow, with a photo of baby you...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## write the saddest story you possibly write about a jar of Jam, five playing cards and a gun ## Assistant: ## Strawberry jam. It was the smell that graced my summer afternoons, sweet and lovely and fresh. She’d greet me at the door with the scent in her hair. They were blissful,...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Write a story with the following prompt: One day, as you’re walking home from work, you find a white “Life Note” on the sidewalk. Having seen the anime, you jokingly write “George Washington” in it. He’s on the news the next day. ## Assistant: ## The young man was walking by th...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## my dog Cannibal passed away last nigh, these are the last pictures I took of him. please write a story about him. ## Assistant: ## And suddenly, a great peace washed over the newly deceased dog. He had never felt so good in his life. He awoke in a beautiful meadow with wild flo...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Write a paragraph introducing a surreal scene. Someone else writes the next paragraph on the comments, and so on. ## Assistant: ## Jack noted his surroundings as he approached the almost monolithic building in front of him. A cold autumn breeze had brought with it bitter rains ...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## You will write a story or poem in second person, future tense. It won’t be a choose your own adventure. ## Assistant: ## You will not know that anything is wrong, not right away. At first, you will merely feel queer. Has the mountain always been so near? Have I always be so al...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Go nuts and write whatever but it must have a plot twist every 75 words. ## Assistant: ## This poem will take a sharp and sudden turn should seventy-five come. Unexpectedly subjected change it can’t return from. What sort of plot twist will I write? What sort of thing would be ...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## You, a creative writer, go to bed every night with mind full of creative ideas. However, you always wake up with a blank mind as if you ideas 'ran away' or were stolen overnight. Determined to find out, tonight you pretend to fall asleep. ## Assistant: ## So there I was, sittin...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Write a story of a perfectly ordinary or boring day except write it as dramatically as possible. ## Assistant: ## Posted before, but here's my average morning from last year: 1:30am. Something has woken me up from my slumber. It screams, it howls, it calls my name. Stumbling fr...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## First person writes a story on a topic and genre of his choice, but must leave it on a cliffhanger. Anyone after him continues the story from the cliffhanger, then that person leaves his story on a cliffhanger and so on. ## Assistant: ## As the air grew colder and colder as the...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## You've been a History teacher for 30 years, never gotten a single fact wrong. One day you become suspicious, surely I should've gone wrong somewhere? You test a theory by purposely being incorrect, suddenly, history rewrites itself. ## Assistant: ## I am a history teacher at a ...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## In a post-apocalyptic society, the stories of Superman and Jesus Christ have gotten mixed up over the years. Several scholars have gotten together to write the new Bible. This is the first chapter of the gospel according to James (Jimmy) ## Assistant: ## The beginning of the Go...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## write the most confusing story possible that still contains a coherent plot ## Assistant: ## The watch read 13:40. The man emerged from the machine. He looked around and hurriedly ran to the door. The watch read 13:41. Timesen was on guard. A notice on the wall showed that th...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## write me a five line poem depicting how a thorn on a rose bush sees itself protecting the rose ## Assistant: ## A life of burden is all I've ever known Shackled by your delicate beauty and cold indifference But I'm no longer yours to own Say goodbye to this thorn in your verita...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## You are a shady person of power and you need to write a letter of recommendation for your maid who goes above and beyond the job description. ## Assistant: ## To whom it may concern, I am Fear Lord! Scourge of Humanity, Vanquisher of Captain Pillow, and Grand Ruler of 2/3 of A...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Rewrite a famous battle in history, but with each person having one Pokemon ## Assistant: ## Here is a rewritten scene of World War II: Hitler sat in the room, staring at the Pokeball on the table. He stared for what felt like years. His solution had failed. All this work, all...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Kidnappers force a prisoner to write a letter to family, convincing them all is well. The prisoner attempts to subtly hint something is wrong. Write that letter. ## Assistant: ## Hey [Family Name], I have been called by my boss to go to a business negotiation for a few months....
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Make me pee: A challenge to write the most gut-bustingly hilarious story possible ## Assistant: ## Have you ever thought about the Niagara Falls? I hear it's beautiful this time of year. If you go there, you can take a boat straight to the foot of a waterfall and be surrounded ...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## A "letter of last resort" are final military orders given to field commanders after a nation has been completely destroyed. As a head of state, write a hypothetical letter to the commander. ## Assistant: ## TOP SECRET To: Ship’s Commander Subj: Last Resort Sir, If you are readi...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## You're a self aware character in a romantic novel. The writer has put you through every stereotypical, cheesy trope and you're done. You're done. It's time to write your own story. ## Assistant: ## That's it... the camels back was finally broken. Author had at last wasted what ...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Without repeating a single exact word, write the longest fictional story you can. ## Assistant: ## Rain pattered all around as he lowered his wife into her grave. Tears blended amongst raindrops. Will couldn't believe it had happened with Clara. Clara's soul headed towards Infe...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## write a verse to an (un)finished epic poem. ## Assistant: ## Anthony galloped toward the foul beast. As brave and strong, he felt no fear in the least. Ten men, ten swords fell, One swipe of Anthony's sword, their story they would never tell Soon, against our hero left just one...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## An aspiring writer working for the NSA has been looking through the files on your computer and publishing books based on the rough drafts you've been working on. Write a story of your revenge. ## Assistant: ## He titled his first two works “Rough Draft”. This time he called it ...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Write a letter to a loved one about how much you care about them, but write it so that someone who may not have heard it from that person in their lives knows how much that person cares about them. ## Assistant: ## My love, You are beautiful. The anguish. The guilt. The depres...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## A time traveler is stuck in the past and their only chance of escape is to write something that will persist through history long enough to reach their self in the future and tell them how to avoid being trapped in the past, please write it. ## Assistant: ## It was all Jeremy's...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Most of the books I read give examples using <code>printf</code> and <code>scanf</code>. At some point the students know perfectly how to use these two functions but they don't know about <code>stdin</code>, <code>stdout</code> and <code>argv</code>. To me and according to many...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## My employer's main clients are unable to pay their bills to us, as they cannot work at this time. Therefore my boss is offering me 50% wages until the coronavirus goes away (technically for part time hours, but it's been intimated that there'd be an expectation to work regular h...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## I am about 22 weeks pregnant and it's getting to the point where it's hard to hide! How to tell my boss about pregnancy? ## Assistant: ## If you work in an office and have the opportunity to talk to your your boss face-to-face, here are a few tips to make the announcement go as...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Let's play 20 Questions! I'm thinking of an animal. ## Assistant: ## I love 20 Questions! 1. Is it a mammal? ### END CONVERSATION ###
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Hi! I'm in first grade. ## Assistant: ## Hi! That's awesome! School is a great place to make friends and learn new things. What would you like to learn about today? ### END CONVERSATION ###
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Do you know Nuodle in Bellevue WA? ## Assistant: ## Yes, Nuodle is a restaurant located in Bellevue, Washington. It specializes in serving Lanzhou beef noodle soup, a popular Chinese dish. The restaurant is located at 14603 NE 20th St, Bellevue, WA 98007. ### END CONVERSATION ...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## I've chosen 3 random numbers x, y, and z. What is their mean? ## Assistant: ## The mean of the 3 numbers is given by the formula: $\mu = (x + y + z) / 3$ If you tell me their values, I can calculate the mean for you. ### END CONVERSATION ###
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## I'm hosting friends for dinner tomorrow. What's an easy recipe that will impress? ## Assistant: ## How about Italian cuisine? Pasta is usually a crowd pleaser, and not too difficult to prepare. Here's a recipe for **tortellini carbonara**: Ingredients: * 1lb of cheese tortelli...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## I would like to choose a game to play in my spare time. Which of the following would you recommend? Honor Of Kings or Genshin Impact? ## Assistant: ## Here is an overview of both games, however, the ultimate decision concerning which game to select rests in your hands, as it hi...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## I want to apply for the Ph.D program in CMU natural language processing. Could you recommend me four matching professors? ## Assistant: ## Carnegie Mellon University (CMU) boasts several esteemed professors specializing in Natural Language Processing (NLP) and related fields. H...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Recommend me 10 famous comedies, their directors and the box office they earned ## Assistant: ## Here are 10 popular Hollywood comedies along with their directors and approximate worldwide box office earnings: 1. "The Hangover" (2009) - Directed by Todd Phillips Box Office: $4...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Would a bullet made from ice be capable of killing somebody at 100 metres before melting? ## Assistant: ## The short answer is probably no. It would either shatter because of the amount of force the weapon puts on it or melt because of the heat (in case of a regular combustion ...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## What is the difference between a mode and a scale? ## Assistant: ## A **scale** is a sequence of ascending or descending unit pitches that form a palette of notes that can be used to form a melody. Most scales in Western music conform to a particular key; that is, a sequence of...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## I want to learn watercolor painting, would you recommend hand painting or digital board painting? ## Assistant: ## Both traditional watercolor painting and digital watercolor painting exhibit distinct advantages and disadvantages. Traditional watercolor painting possesses a ta...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## I was told in a Latin class that the name Christopher has Greek roots that mean "one who carries Christ". I assume that the Latin connection here is fero, which is the verb to carry. With that in mind, does the name Jennifer have a similar derivation? If so what would she be ca...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## I was wondering about why we call TV and computer displays "screens", and couldn't find any clear etymology for the term's use for displays. My guess has to do with the hardware used in early displays. Perhaps the fields of tiny red, green, and blue cells looked like the screens...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Temperature conversion: $$273 + \text{degree Celsius} = \text{Kelvin}$$ Actually why is that $273$? How does one come up with this? ## Assistant: ## One Celsius (or Kelvin) degree as a temperature difference was defined as 1/100 of the temperature difference between the freezin...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Apparently, the air inside a soap bubble is under higher pressure than the surrounding air. This is for instance apparent in the sound bubbles make when they burst. Why is the pressure inside the bubble higher in the first place? ## Assistant: ## The increased pressure is cause...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Resistance is due to collision with protons, and pretty much everything contains protons. So technically is everything a resistor? (Or at least, can anything be a resistor?) ## Assistant: ## First, regarding "resistance is due to collision with protons" in your question: Actua...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## How do I remove a Git submodule? ## Assistant: ## In modern git, this has become quite a bit simpler: * Run `git rm <path-to-submodule>`, and commit. This removes the filetree at `<path-to-submodule>`, and the submodule's entry in the `.gitmodules` file, i.e. all traces of th...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Human: ## Why aren't python nested functions called closures? ## Assistant: ## A closure occurs when a function has access to a local variable from an enclosing scope that has finished its execution. For example, ``` def make_printer(msg): def printer(): print(msg) retu...