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Trump and his band of merry cucks can't govern for shit and the Turtle Master keeps failing to pass legislation. GG rekt buy $SDS
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lol healthcare would never pass the house right? And trump is a Russian spy or some stupid shit? Get the fuck out of here...you... |
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Here ya go https://catalisted.com/?stock=AAPL
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So there is a ~58% chance OP loses big tomorrow? Get your popcorn ready.
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What time? I'll make sure to set an alarm.
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Not sure when they usually release their earnings, id bet u... |
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He's going to talk so much shit to these EU negotiators. I hope somebody records that hilarity. Trump hates the EU
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I do too. Fuck the European Union. Its just one giant anti-european conglomerate. And by European im talking about the natives of Europe that ... |
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Why would you do 65C rather than 60C.....
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Cuz I'm a retarded autist. I'm kinda regretting it now lol. Should have went with 60
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You can still sell and switch...assuming you have PDT enabled
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No. Strike two.
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God damn... he got fucking rekt.
You have to wonder if he didn't stream, act smug, talk about stealing fucking Hillary Clinton's DNA or whatever I bet he gets off a quarter of that time.
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don't fuck with a judge, but people need to suck it up about trolling... |
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This is absurd and one of the biggest problems with with the judicial system here in the US. Bail is put in place to ensure that the person appears for their court ordered hearings and/or trial. The court isn't using his bail to ensure he'll appear because there's absolutely... |
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Haven't seen the new season yet. I heard "Erlich Bachman" and closed it. Hopefully no major plot is spoiled.
Thanks, faggot.
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Jon Snow dies
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Too bad Game of Thrones isn't that great of a show. Stopped watching after 2 seasons.
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Held longer than I wanted, but I'll take it. Anyone still holding for a few weeks for a chance of a bidding war? Was really wanting a 45-52 buyout offer.
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curious about this as well. i have 2 or 3k in calls. i think ima sell em.
i saw a lawsuit
https://w... |
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Reminds me of when I was a kid and tried to argue to a teacher that if I was able to get exactly 0% on a final exam that I should receive an A+ for the semester.
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had a physics teacher offer this to us. on a multiple choice final. if you got 0% exactly you g... |
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puts on $SNAP and $NVDA
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My guess is Nvidia will tank too... such a big run up to earnings.
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Likely. But it will recover
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Yes, hopefully it trades like $FB did last week. Set up for another leg higher.
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This dude went from selling books to taking over the fucking world. Maniac.
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And I love it. LateStageCapitalism has a boner for hating a self made man like Bezos. He was poor as fuck when he started(just like they are) and made something out of his own garag... |
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RAD is shit. Company is worth cents. Acquisition won't do shit either
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Ah, how much did you short?
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I don't short yet. Not comfortable enough for that. However, I can read fundamentals. And y'all are fucking dumb if you have checked Ri... |
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Good post. I love this sub.
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I've been an asshole and interested in the stock market my whole life, so when I found this sub I was like WOW. I BELONG.
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From an asshole to a fag, we’ve all been grown.
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Thanks bro. Goo... |
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But where are your Fibonacci spirals??? I can't accept these charts without the magic seashells of prophecy.
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I used fibs to work this out around 18 months ago, funny you should mention that.
EDIT - I am not showing my workings, this is not maths class.
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Wouldn't it be next Monday?
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8th was inclusive as I remember.
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This was on ForexLive:
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China China Securities Regulatory Commission (CSRC)
* Major shareholders of listed companies restricted to selling maximum 1% of their holdings in s... |
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Put some white powder on your nose. 2 mins before interview.
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that's 1980s shit, all the Wall Street guys are on adderall and modafanil now
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Are they really? That shit will only destroy a person's brain over time.
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Alchohol... |
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This is an Economist drawing. Or at least you can but it on their store
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Proof or gtfo.
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https://shop.economist.com/products/buy-buy-sell-sell-signed-kal-print
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My man. Remember, kids, laziest way to get an answer on the int... |
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So do they end up with the same income yearly?
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Amazon said this would be an overall increase with the extras replaced by cash.
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Of course they said that. But bonuses were paid to better workers. So over all that may be true, but the hard wo... |
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Start praying boys, there is a trump rally tonight. He is gonna be off his rocker, might say something extra crazy and tank the market.
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I had some calls that closed the day at 200%. I fucking hate myself right now.
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I was up 100% on aapl ... |
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Cash out now before you're down 1000%
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If OP cashes out he's an ultra tard. At this point he better bag hold for a thousand years and beg that he breaks even. No point now in turning these positions into realized loses.
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They are realIzed l... |
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True 100% WSB meme portfolio . This is gonna end very well.Salute boyz.
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Diversification is for people without mental disorders.
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Why not sell some way OTM covered calls too?
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That's the plan. Going to do a bull spread on... |
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I think the markets are reacting hard to the FBI memo released today.
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lol no one is hard from that piece of shit memo.
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It just threw doubt into a lot of our government bureau. Which means instability, instability means investors pull mon... |
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It's almost like the stock market is about popularity and potential and not current revenue ��
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> potential
what potential?
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The difference is Instagram did the smart thing and took the pile of money from Zucc... |
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fuck margins get options
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Options ON margin
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Options on margin to make 3x leveraged ETF plays
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Keep going im almost there
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Forex Trading 100 times Margin
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FAKE NEWS. I watched the rally. He was talking about before EU agreement. This is nothing new.
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Hoping you're right..
Edit: If you click the link from the guy who responded to me, he talks about the tariffs around 46 minutes in, not the timestamp he gav... |
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Have you even withdrawn any of it?
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Yes clearly i have withdrawn most of it.
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For the photo or to spend?
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Spend. I bought a new motorcyle and car from this
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you didnt buy a "new" any thing with 16k you p... |
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dumb question but how can a company that has never made a profit pay its employees (such an absurdly high salary)? Or rather is that why they have never made a profit?
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Profit = revenue - expenses, paying salary = employee expense
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That's tr... |
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Let me lose money with you.
65 7/20 call
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Bb my rocket ship has an extra seat. We’ll ride this together.
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Room for one more? I can sit in someone's lap.
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I can sit between someone’s legs ... |
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VIX drops pretty quickly in these situations if you believe the worst is over. It could be back under 10 next Friday.
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Lit, my puts expire on V day. If they hit 10 by then I'm looking at a 7 bagger
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>asking for a friend
>I’m lookin... |
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They are taking losses to eliminate the competition. Streaming services will continue to grow in popularity over traditional TV, and eventually some of the streaming services will throw in the towel and the ones that remain will be able to profit.
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#Pirate e... |
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This take on PHEVs is wrong. First of all, it’s not inconvenient to plug a car in at night. Second, most people buy PHEVs so that their commute is gas-free, not so they never have to fill up on gas. Third, having the ability to also fill up on gas is a benefit, since it i... |
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Buy AMC. Their new A-list subscription pass is gonna benefit from MoviePass’s demise
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It’s not a bad deal except it only works on amc
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Yes, but you can also go to 3d and IMAX with A List
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People still watch 3d?
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MSFT will be gone
XBOX will die to Oculus, Nintendo, PS, or online games
Windows will die to OS
Azure will die to AWS
Office will die to Sheets
Who the fuck even uses Surface are you kidding me
LinkedIn literally has 0 Moat, tomorrow FB or Google could launch one and c... |
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Ah yes, I too keep a stock of rich-republican-banker-friends. While I lost money the entire year, Now that a bad day finally happened, ill give them a call
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i'm sure they're dying to hear from him.
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If said "rich republican banker friends" ... |
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>"Of course, investing isn’t supposed to be like this"
Maybe if you're a pussy.
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Are you a cactus?
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No.
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....how about now?
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Yes.
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oh shit eps
better have some guidance. glad i sold my 1 share at $20 loss
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>1 share
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1 shot
1 opportunity
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2 seize everything you ever wanted
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In 1 moment
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I solved the obesity crisis but nobody pays attention
Charge food per calories
$5 per 100 calories
Big Mac meal will cost $50
Garden salad will cost $7
Krispy Kreme doughnut will cost $20
1 carrot will cost $2
Most ppl will choose to eat healthy and fast food w... |
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Ytd I have lost roughly 1.85 million bucks trying to yolo on the short side. Overall I’m down about about 20% on my portfolio. Seriously fuck sfix run up and all the irrationality of the market this year.
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fuck your dumbass trades. why would you even tou... |
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Idxg
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Fuck it
Edit: http://imgur.com/a/wm8vL
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Hahahahaha fuck I recommended that at 150% up now it's at 288%
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Where's the ceiling?
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$0.908, that's what OP bought at
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Why would he break eve... |
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are all boomers retarded?
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It's a group of people that gave participation trophies to their kids and then blamed their kids for getting participation trophies.
It's a group of people that brainwashed their kids into going tens of thousands of dollars i... |
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lmao. China is not gonna be happy about this
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It sure would suck being an American CFO in China right about now.
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Most companies with half a brain have already recalled their important personnel. There were alerts for corporate officers and... |
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How is this not a violation of SEC rules, tweeting forward guidance?
Shouldn't this be filed with SEC first? SEC might as well bend down and blow Elon while he fucks them by violating all the rules.
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You can ask Einhorn and Chanos that when you meet them in... |
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wtf i bought @15,45 and was promised some tendies.
guess im a bagholder now
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Hold that bag. You would be a fucking fool to sell now. AMD has Intel beat in the HEDT and Server market. In reality the server market is all that really matters for the ma... |
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Sigh. I'm Canadian.... Sucks
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Invest in weed and laugh at the Americans brah
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I am.
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Buy .70 April 20th ACB calls. It's a joke how cheap they are right now.
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wtf when did ACB have options? thought only ... |
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You sell premium against buying it, like selling a put credit spread to lower your premium cost(what I've taken to doing recently).
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Sorry, could you explain what you mean about "premium against buying it"? I think the same thing is referenced here (https://... |
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I was pretty happy a couple of months ago, made 7k in gains, and then I checked on what happened if I had held... I would've made like 24k
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Woulda coulda. Profits is profits. You also could lost 24k.
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na the most I could have lost was the 7... |
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i will buy you dinner my dude
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Please buy on GrubHub because I hold that shit and it has done nothing for a month. Please.
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Why the fuck would anyone hold grubhub, their business fuckin sucks
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Realized that.
I thoug... |
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The bots bro... The bots.
I'll leave this here though...
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Not an options expert here. How risky is this?
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Under normal circumstances? This would have been like flushing money down the toilet.
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Where you exposed to massive losses here? I'd like to get into options but the risk and unknown aspets to ... |
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When is it fraud? Anyone know for sure? I don't have a stake either way I can't stomach the TSLA ride. It's fun watching Musk dance around some very savvy shorts.
I would be bummed to see him get ruined by some securities probe.
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Seems like it is fraud if h... |
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Yea Trump is shitting all over the SSE. Everything in China is bleeding hard.
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I'm gonna hold this trash until I can at least get somewhat close to breaking even. Still have 2 weeks to go but still fucking pissed. Holing for a turnaround next week so I can ... |
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Unlike the cheeky antics of WSB, /r/robinhood shitposts are born out of pure ignorance.
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hey faggot, we are ignorant too.
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Wait, I thought we were just pretending to be retarded.
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Yes, yes, pretending...
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W... |
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Man my income was just raised. You telling me it’s gonna be shit forever?
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>You telling me it’s gonna be shit forever?
Were you by any chance born between 1981 and 1996?
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Born just in time to see real wages st... |
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Looks like it’s back to Sprint for you
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More like cricket wireless
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More like no service
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More like a rotary phone
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More like a paper cup phone
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Fucking Morse code
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You don't have enough shares for a true covered call; one standard options contract = 100 shares. You'd be partially uncovered, i.e. naked, and therefore have additional capital requirements (assuming you're approved for naked calls in your account).
With this strategy, ... |
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Technically his investment is worth market price. So next time he goes out for a mortgage loan he could put his spinners up for collateral. Btw anyone wanna buy my 80$ MU calls 12/21? I’m getting desperate
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Technically your investment is worth market price.... |
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AyyMD to the MOON
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The ONE time I decide to short AMD this shit happens.
My puts are down 97% jesus fucking christ
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what’s the expiration date and strike price? If it’s like $10 you should be fine if the date is months out imo
if these ar... |
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Fuck the orange hair bastard.
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wsb REEEEE’ing hard today i see
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That’s crazy that a sub dedicated to making gains on the stock market would be upset when our retarded grandpa in chief does something retarded that fucks with the market.
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All i can think of is the dude who borrowed $200k+ to buy Tesla shares waiting for the $420 buyout
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If he's not a weakhanded chode, he going to make a fuck ton of $$$ after 3Q earnings.
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One would think you would be tired of being so wrong w... |
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Unsure if subtle troll..
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Checking post history just confused me if it was even more. Demon worshiping sugar baby, would love for her to stick around.
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Yes I work with spirits. It's actually very common.
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Do as you please, b... |
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Worlds longest downhill?
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Must’ve been on I-70 on the way back.
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I've been as far west as KC and as far east as Indy, although mostly in IL and 70 is flat as fuck. Maybe around the Ozarks but even then it's not that bad. Mostly cut into the... |
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Good god, if there are two companies I'd love to invest in, they're Whataburger and Chick-fil-A.
Throw Raising Cane's in there too.
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Wtf is Whataburger? Is it like In-N-Out for non Californians
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Boy I tell ya hwhat, you git yerself down t... |
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You eat 50 USD of mcdonalds a day?! damn, sam
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Right babe?
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Right goddamnit
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So you're holding the nug too. Cool. Im also holding the nug. Was getting emotional because it my first yolo. But your comments put it in a good perspective. What I get from your words is: don't be a lil bitch.
Yeah I'm down a sizeable amount right now. But I am... |
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These people talk about shareholders like you need to be a millionaire to even qualify for gains.
I thought Robinhood’s growing popularity among millennials would teach these people anyone could be a shareholder and anyone can make wealth from investing.
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You're shorting oil after two ICBM tests by axis-of-evil nations?
That's a bold strategy Cotton.
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I'm seeing 53.12 as of 9:30am, that's a gain of roughly 12k if my paper and pencil math is correct
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Cashed out at 53.07.
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Wait for the next MU dip then hold 'til earnings.
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I needed to spend some money so I picked up on the 44.96 dip today. Man I hate buying the stocks all these fuckers gripe about.
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Just closed my MU Jan call position yesterday for a $450 p... |
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This is the same guy who has a $100 price target for AMD.
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Ignore all the substantive arguments, throw in some ad hominem?
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Substantive arguments? This company has no legitimate pathway to growth. $TLRD is comparable to $MIK. If a com... |
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I am subscribed, it still wouldn't let me in.
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Clear your cookies
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Check your TCP/IP settings.
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Then give me your password so I can make sure it's working properly for you.
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Hunter2
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How the heck did he buy at $3.10? It hasn't been that low since Monday morning. Unless.... he already had them...
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I think he brought them on Monday immediately after their convo.
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"Yo, hit you later. Gotta visit the bathroom."
*takes out h... |
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EPS: $5.07 vs. $2.50, as estimated, according to Thomson Reuters
Revenue: $52.9 billion vs. $53.41 billion, as estimated, according to Thomson Reuters
AWS revenue: $6 billion vs. $4.1 billion last year, according to FactSet
Amazon needs roughly a 16 percent jump in stock... |
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It was one contract, but still. Cherry popped.
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what service do you use by the way?
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Schwab + DD
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DD?
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due diligence.
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Cry. Maybe see a shrink.
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this hits super close to home
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I went from having +$45,000 USD profit ytd to -$4000.... No options. No short selling. Just holding stock. This is fucking bullshit.
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#GODDAMN#
What did you ... |
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you didn't hedge?
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you hedge your DWTI?
Please explain in detail your hedging setup.
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Why not just buy less DWTI
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plz stop I'm dying
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I could just buy some DWTI puts to hedge
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If y... |
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F is one of those stocks that has no basis in reality. Company beats all expectations? Further down you go!
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people buy for the dividend
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dividend? are we back on the 1920s?
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only someone with a grade 4 allowance sized p... |
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Immediately convert it into something of tangible value (gold coins, whatever), and park that shit at your parent's house or bury it in your backyard. No way in hell I ever give 1/2 my shit away to a chick.
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This is actually illegal and they can seize those... |
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This is all fun and games until April 2019 when you have a monthly payment on top of ~$8k in taxes that you didn't plan on. Best of luck OP.
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If OP doesn’t immediately pay off the loan and put away the 8k taxes he deserves to lose everything
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Man one fucking China statement and you're out 20k. However I hope it works out for you.
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Checking in to assess the damage.
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Closed at 1.20. He bought 140 (on margin lol) so he is probably down almost $4k right now.
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and a p... |
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Just sold all 40 shares. Good luck to those staying in, but tomorrow might be fucked and I'm a pussy.
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I'd say it's better to make gains than risk it.
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True. And I'm trading in my roth so it's not really YOLO money.
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H... |
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As is tradition
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Ehh, You'll be back.
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Nooo Gary! Why did you resign? :(
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It’s worse than you can imagine. An idiot surrounded by clowns. Trump won’t read anything – not one-page memos, not the brief policy papers; nothing. He gets up halfway through meetings with world leaders because he i... |
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What the fuck why do u have all ur fucking money in a fucking biopharm stock that is testing trials what the fuck
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obviously this was the trade that was going to make him a millionaire so that he could retire. everyone needs that 1 trade to push them through... |
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Their inflation rate is nearly 8% though. Adjust for inflation and come back
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Not really. https://tradingeconomics.com/india/inflation-cpi
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click *Max* you REEEEE
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go back to /r/RealTesla heretic
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Talk to m... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
A certain Canadian with a perfect record of being wrong made a bet that the market would crash by January. So it will likely crash in February.
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He who shall not be named
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He yolod for our sins. Praise him.
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He was born of a... |
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robinhood lets people who have no idea what they're doing do things. whether thats good or bad idk but i think its great.
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Every broker does this. Also I'm about 90% sure that none of the "Professional Financial Advisors" actuall... |
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How do some people not understand the gravity of their fucking actions. $3000 and hes going to spend 20 years in fucking jail. He's just 24 years old, he ruined his fucking life for no reason.
Its honestly sad as shit.
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Honestly the 20 years in prison seems... |
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Never made a profit is being pretty fucking generous. Half a billion loss in 2016, and Instagram didn't even steal their features until November.
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Holy fuck. Snapchat has about 300 million active monthly users. About half of that are daily users. The 158 mil... |
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I'm fucking dead, apparently 1.5 mil of it was his family and friends: https://www.reddit.com/r/tradeXIV/comments/7vi6oa/xiv_after_hours/dtsqgvj/
Dude better start hiding soon
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[I already made my WSB post!](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/... |
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> There is zero chance Trump wins tomorrow
Why?
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Betting markets and polls have had her winning for some time now.
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And they had Britain staying as well. Remember how that went? People never learn. I'll co... |
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sell the dip buy the bubble.
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Then after the bubble pops, sell the dip
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Then after the buoys sell, bubble the dip
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Finally hang yourself
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FANG yourself?
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Due to XIV and SVXY probably. These funds have a decent chance of getting delisted, genuinely wish the best for you bro
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It will likely be terminated for dropping 80% in 24 hours. It's the in the prospectus.
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[del... |
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The smart thing to do at this point in the casino is to sell off your original investment you walked in with and play with the houses money
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Thanks.
Actually i'm fully out, i liquidated my position. 1 million is all i need to retire. (I live damn frugally)... |
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...no assets... retain a lawyer
why bother? if sued theres nothing to take
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This guy is going to prison
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Why? I don’t see an admission of fraud in the story... except maybe by the so-called broker
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Trading other peoples mon... |
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Hi /r/all
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Hello. I’m confused and don’t have any money but I like memes that pop.
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Same here, I’ve never laughed so hard at a joke I didn’t get
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Yeah, this was the hardest I’ve laughed at **anything** on Reddit in a long l... |
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It's almost like you get what you pay for
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I know, everyone on WSBs hates Robinhood. I get it.
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I think it's a good intro to trading but with the amount of $ you're doing I'd feel safer somewhere else
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I'm not OP but where ... |
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I bet you also didn't know that [Mike Tyson had a Masters in Finance and Economics](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Tyson#Professional_career)
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Because he doesn't?
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Can we all agree that a shit ton of pre-teens will ask their parents to buy SnapChat's stock, and show powerpoints and whatnot to their parents?
I'm buying as soon as it hits market, and setting a 2% trail after a 5% gain.
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You mean after the banks get it, ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
when she started crying I lol'd
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I saw this movie when I was younger and thought she was upset because she believed him. Now that I'm an adult I realize she's crying because she thinks the kid is bat shit
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What movie?
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Home... |
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