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### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
great gif but why the fuck you choose dark purple on black?
## Speaker_1: ##
Because the Joker wears purple and I'm fucking autistic
## Walls1337bot: ##
Imagine if he wore black...
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### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
A little weirded out, RH just closed the bad legs of my spreads for massive losses. What's that about? I never ordered them closed.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Rh closes your options an hour or so before expiry by default.
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### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Be careful today, guys. Futures gave back a lot of its gains starting around 8am EST.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Went long /es last night. Woke up at 5am this morning for no reason, somehow caught the top and sold...Thanks market jesus for pushing me out of bed.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Of course. After I take a loss on the crash the other day... Stop losses are the enemy.
## Speaker_1: ##
I got in at $0.44 gonna hold in hopes of it going back up
## Speaker_2: ##
5332 avg @ $0.36, bag in hand.
## Walls1337bot: ##
6400 shares at $0.39 average here. I bou... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Scary stuff. I keep seeing things like this. These are the telltale signs of the next correction, just like everyone who was flipping houses between 2005 and 2007...
## Speaker_1: ##
the total investment of all these people is nothing compared to anything serious in terms... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Thanks to this post, I just bought a (as in singular) $13 FD for .05. Risking the big bucks here.
## Speaker_1: ##
How do you even buy a singular FD
## Speaker_0: ##
Robinhood. No commission means buying one option contract is now possible.
## Speaker_1: ##
Wait but I c... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
how do you feel about trying to save 0.0025% of your portfolio on commissions now?
## Speaker_1: ##
I honestly don't care, I like RH it saves me from having to go to the casino.
## Speaker_0: ##
yeah you post because you dont care
## Speaker_1: ##
I lost 41k in a single ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Imagine put holders...
## Speaker_1: ##
Imagine put sellers
## Walls1337bot: ##
We got footage of the 2001 [WSB community](http://i.imgur.com/mJOm97Z.gif).
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### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
...........what did you have before?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Allied savings . Duno what level of autism is needed to lose money with that
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### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
market buy? smh.... you must be new here
## Walls1337bot: ##
I don't get it. How did they not get filled? Or is this a paper trade
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### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
What are your holdings you dumb moron?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Dumb moron is redundant
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### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
My chastity cage not set to arrive until Saturday. Since I no longer spend 90 minutes a day masturbating I'll probably start writing a novel
## Walls1337bot: ##
So if you are actually serious about this... like I am just gonna warn you.
You will wake up with your dick hurt... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Flee the country
## Speaker_1: ##
what's the latest on the vegas meetup
## Speaker_2: ##
No one is able to attend because they lost all of their tendies.
## Speaker_3: ##
Actually we’re all going to become prostitutes and make our money back
## Speaker_2: ##
Vegas is a... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Einstein's Brownian Motion tells you how a dust particle will move in a molecular gas. It assumes the dust and gas particles' masses don't change.
The Black-Scholes Model which you are about to learn about, applies Brownian motion to stock prices, to generate a Gaussian ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I would neck the fuck outta myself
## Speaker_1: ##
The Founder of Victoria’s Secret jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge. He sold the company for a fraction of what it’d be worth just a few years later and squandered away that money with other failed business ventures.
## Sp... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Very new to options, just started this week with some throw away money. Question: I bought Feb 16 calls @ $172.50 yesterday morning. I'm starting to wonder if I'm going to make money even if Apple blows out earnings because of the volatility drop after earnings. I realize... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What's LONG is my dick after seeing that hotdog
## Walls1337bot: ##
Where fucking a hotdog isn't considered gay
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## Speaker_0: ##
Short $NIO. They couldn’t get approved on the Shanghai index because their finances are so shitty. So they just came to America to get listed here.
## Speaker_1: ##
So shanghai index > us stock market?
Gifford's investment firm bought 11% shares of Nio
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## Speaker_0: ##
I’m going down with the ship. Quit my job so no more reloads if my account goes to 0. All in puts expiring Monday. My old minimum wage tech giant employer needs to tank.
## Speaker_1: ##
> Quit my job
Fuck, but you were my favorite wendy's teller. Now who is going to m... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
OP
Buy a few puts (only a few hundred each) and see how they treat you. Options aren’t scary if you can manage your risk tolerance.
I think they’re fun, but so is gambling.
## Speaker_1: ##
The fucking GUI for TDA options trading looks specifically designed to confuse the... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Can anybody explain the disparity between the $25-par-pfds and the $50-par pfds?
The $25s are trading at about 40% of par, but the $50s are trading at closer to 30%. The $50s seem like a much better deal right now.
## Speaker_1: ##
Which 50 par are you looking at?
## Wa... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Can confirm, have canada goose jacket, its warm as fuck.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Are they actually worth the price? Thinking of buying one.
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## Speaker_0: ##
They got cream cheese and bagels or nah? If yes, is there a damn toaster? If yes, how long is the line for the toaster?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Granola bars, 3 muffin varieties (packaged, not fresh), apples and bananas. No bagels and cream cheese.
## Speaker_0: ##
Other than ... |
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we don't talk about XIV because we don't play easy mode here. XIV always goes up, and doesn't even have options. Buying it is basically the same as having a paper account.
coke dealers and hookers won't even accept XIV gains as legal tender, that's how much of a joke it is.... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
The market goes red I see a fuck ton of green posts. The market is bullish and it’s all red. REEEEE
## Walls1337bot: ##
I’ve been on a winning streak. I obviously can’t tell what will make a company bullish but I sure as hell can spot a shitty company that’s overvalued
##... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
If I had any balls id short Zumies it hasn't been popular since I was a sophomore in highschool.
## Walls1337bot: ##
That's because you're no longer in high school. It could still be hip with the high school crowd? But seeing how hard retail is taking it up the ass, I'd go ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Up 4.5 % boiiiiiz! Here we go!
## Speaker_1: ##
5.5%...TO THE MOOOOON
## Walls1337bot: ##
7.5. Fuck the moon. We going to mars
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### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
post your positions or fuck off fag
ps. you're going to be broke next week
## Walls1337bot: ##
why do you figure? I would imagine there will be a lot of downward presssure on the spy once July 6th tarrifs are in dont you?
## Speaker_0: ##
because of soy bean tariffs? no. ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I wonder if in 08 people were saying average down average down or they finally got to a point where they said yah shits fucked i dono.
## Walls1337bot: ##
The index went down 21% in a week, at that rate even the most autistic traders would be thinking twice before getting c... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This makes me want to buy in, but then I look at the fundaMENTALS and wuss out
## Walls1337bot: ##
FUNdamentals tho
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## Walls1337bot: ##
hahahahahahahahahahaha why the fuck would you sell contracts you don't understand?
## Speaker_0: ##
If I wanted to understand what I'm doing I would've asked on r/options beforehand, not come here after the fact to beg for help. pls keep this on topic
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## Speaker_0: ##
Update: They’re dead as fuck and this is what we call IV crush young blood. F to pay respect
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F
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## Speaker_0: ##
How hot was your Lyft driver?
## Walls1337bot: ##
He was pretty cute tbh fam
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## Speaker_0: ##
what is the ticker symbol for the *real* VIX (the one that matters most for gauging volatility and fear)? RH only has VXX not VIX. What's the relevant ticker symbol and where can I look at it?
## Walls1337bot: ##
I believe RH does have UVXY which may help a little
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## Speaker_0: ##
One Market Maker to ruin them all.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Thought it was going to be Lord of the Rings from title. Still good though
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## Speaker_0: ##
I missed out on AAPL and i always buy AAPL calls. Fuck
## Speaker_1: ##
Scoop up some 1/18 $250 and 12/21 $245. Literally free money
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### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Fuck, r/Robinhood is about to lose so much fucking money, they can’t even understand day trading rules.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Fucking honestly, the fact that some of them get up in the morning and dress themselves is nothing sort of a miracle.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Enjoy next week when you lose it + more.
## Walls1337bot: ##
As is tradition.
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### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Accidentally bought a 2/2 170 call instead of a 2/9 170 call. Please Tim please
## Walls1337bot: ##
make sure that sell limit is a 5 bagger
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## Speaker_0: ##
If it makes you feel any better, [MU just raised its guidance](http://investors.micron.com/releasedetail.cfm?ReleaseID=1056373)
## Walls1337bot: ##
Time for it to dip $15!
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## Speaker_0: ##
and zucc ruins another perfectly fine piece of media
## Walls1337bot: ##
see a lizard on national geographic and nobody bats an eye.
add a lizard to a beautiful, prayer-filled piece and the wallstreetathiests get triggered.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Costco calls. You can’t buy in bulk online.
## Walls1337bot: ##
You can’t get free samples or $1.50 hotdogs online, either. I’ve never been to Costco and regretted the experience.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
It seems like Powell is kicking the can down the road as he fellates jim cramer and the president just like every other useless fed chair.
But hopefully bulls are just overreacting.
## Speaker_0: ##
Nah, Jim Cramer switched to �� gang earlier this week.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Can this fuck face shut the fuck up
## Speaker_1: ##
TDS - find a cure.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Him shutting the fuck up would go a long way
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## Speaker_0: ##
If you have the balls / capital, short FANG stocks or buy FNGD (the 3x FANG ETF). They're all over valued in my opinion and have been leading the SPY/QQQ's performance since Feb. When you have a stock like NFLX / NVDA skyrocket off the Feb8 lows and hit like 40% gains or som... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What do you use to make this shit?
## Speaker_1: ##
Sony vegas
## Walls1337bot: ##
I AM SO PISSED. I thought I got it when it was on a Humble Bundle Sale, but apparently I didn't. All I have is fucking Corel Painter Essentials 6.
## Speaker_2: ##
Just fucking torrent it ... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
I'm in at 243C @ .40
Someone critique my play
EDIT: Closed out at .44 for about a $214 profit. Was getting nervous.
## Walls1337bot: ##
VIX is still falling, SPY is slowly coming up. You should probably be okay. MACD is showing momentum falling. May want to hunt for an ex... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Can someone explains to me why is MU bringing AMD down, im kinda retarded....
## Walls1337bot: ##
NVDA, AMD, MU and others all make the same type of product. MU lowered its guidance for next quarter. Investors assume the other chip makers will too...
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## Speaker_0: ##
I started putting money into amazon when it was 280 a share or so late 2014. When it hits 2000 soon it'll be over 7 times my money only in like 5 years. Go ahead short it. Look forward to taking your cash too.
## Speaker_1: ##
"hey this stock is up over the last 3 years ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
People are expecting way too much from the Fed on Wed. It’s sooo beyond baked in, they’re going to raise rates one more time, then hold off next year and see how the economy goes. There will be no surprises they aren’t trying to shock the markets...
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I ... |
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Debating between:
1) 10/19 AMZN 1890-1900 YOLO (Potential $500 -> $4K play)
2) 50% QQQ 10/22 calls & 50% NVDA 10/26 calls.
## Speaker_0: ##
Amazon down tomorrow?
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/business-45894346
Everything from China gon... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Futures just turned bullish
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yaaaassss
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## Walls1337bot: ##
����Draghi speaks in 10
## Speaker_0: ##
I am a ���� today.Should be sell the news event��
## Walls1337bot: ##
My calls feel much safer
Thanks
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## Walls1337bot: ##
LMAO it's unbelievable someone thinks they can have that much influence sitting at their computer posting on reddit.
## Speaker_0: ##
Redditors are often very delusional. They think this website controls the world because they don't realize that a world outside of it exi... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Continue to lose money on ATVI and TTWO I guess.
## Walls1337bot: ##
There's an outrage against Red Dead micro transactions but I don't get why gaming as a whole went down today.
## Speaker_1: ##
Video games are the devil and they're poisoning the minds of our children.
... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Nestlé they buying up all that water.
## Walls1337bot: ##
what about water rights in developing countries like India and China? that's where the most demand will be since municipal water in developed countries is safe to drink, mostly
## Speaker_0: ##
I should really read ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Just found out that the girl I've been talking to is seeing someone else. Gents of WSB, when's the last time you've been fucked by another man?
## Speaker_1: ##
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Why does everyone jump to cuck? Call me old fashioned but what's wrong with findin... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
$WB please $60!
Eight more dollars.. come on!
## Speaker_1: ##
Do you have puts or waiting for a dip to buy in?
## Speaker_0: ##
Waiting to get in lol. SINA please $75!
These stocks most likely next leg up.
Will buy on fears! Lol you can fear but I am buying.
## Speak... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Stock will continue to get creamed tomorrow as all the news talks about how bad that call was. It will not rebound easily.
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah, shitting on dudes with deep pockets and instead wasting a lot of time on a YouTube fan. Good move, Elon.
## Walls1337bot: ##
T... |
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http://imgur.com/CKaTlQ3
## Speaker_0: ##
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I've only got 50 because I'm a poor Robinhood fag.
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### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Apple is better imo, but I still own both
MSFT is more diversified in terms of revenue streams, but Apple is catching up... Plus, they print money at a much faster rate
Edit: I
Absolutely love msft and everyone should own it
## Speaker_1: ##
I own a few 100 shares in both... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
$ATVI. People love playing games and that won't change anytime soon.
## Speaker_1: ##
You mean like that nerdy warcraft shit? Was that ever even popular? You need to learn to invest in real companies not nerdy ones that make childish games.
EDIT: Successful troll is succe... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
not sure how this is related to markets
## Walls1337bot: ##
Because this would probably imply heads of the DNC and the top people from the Clinton Campaign. Would lead to a massive disorganization within the DNC because of arrests and whatnot.
That would secure the Republi... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Down 26% today. Sold out of all of my positions except a singular SPY put that is down 10%. I have $1,151 in cash. Don’t know what to do.
## Speaker_0: ##
Wow how could all those bearish positions have possibly gone wrong?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Buying at the bottom and ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What millennial is gonna invest in some "microchips" that shit is so 90's. Hotdog filters are worth 10x that.
## Walls1337bot: ##
What's a computer?
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## Speaker_0: ##
9/14 $13 thoughts?
## Walls1337bot: ##
in this together. doing the same thing. lets hope we both get some tendies after earnings tomorrow.
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## Speaker_0: ##
You were very respectful to him. Most of us wouldve called him a fag
## Speaker_1: ##
Talked to producers like 5 times before they let me on. They Had to make sure I wasn’t gonna scream “Tesla $420” on a national media outlet. Surely market manipulation like that would lead... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
cashed in
https://gyazo.com/917c940a159101f0528048b4d7d3f96b
## Walls1337bot: ##
Beautiful - do you expect a bounce today or were you just happy/comfortable with your numbers? My Dec 21 NVDA PUTS are curious (they're up 118% so far)
## Speaker_1: ##
So far? Take the mone... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What’s your account at now?
## Walls1337bot: ##
200k
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## Speaker_0: ##
Jumped out at 14.20
## Walls1337bot: ##
You better have at least 100% gainz
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## Speaker_0: ##
Alright degenerates, forget about the market news for a day. Enjoy your families, friends, fuck dolls, gimps in closets, bukkake internet porn, etc. Try to have an adequate holiday full of false smiles tomorrow because Mango will fuck you over on Wednesday. Merry fuckin Xmas... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
fuck dude I wish my wife was 125 again... its been a 15 year bull market since I met her with literally no end in sight
## Walls1337bot: ##
Should have hedged with a prenup
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## Speaker_0: ##
Please oh please let the revenue sign from amzn mean that gdp is low.
## Speaker_1: ##
What’d they say about guidance?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Issued range below expectations
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## Speaker_0: ##
Lmfao bears are sooo scared and salty right now. Fuck yes. Feelsgoodman.jpg. Fuck your puts.
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## Speaker_0: ##
How do i short Martins life?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Put a good strangle on him
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## Speaker_0: ##
What time is Powell speaking tomorrow?
## Walls1337bot: ##
2pm i think. Someone correct me if I'm wrong
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### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Moon guy said we’re going down, down we go
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Moon guy had very insightful DD, 10/10 would buy puts
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## Speaker_0: ##
amzn is sure to skyrocket
## Speaker_1: ##
>amzn is sure to skyrocket
Are you one of those stocktwats moron?
## Walls1337bot: ##
"The algos pushing down today hard. In for the pop after 2pm"
Stfu twat
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## Walls1337bot: ##
BABA, JD
## Speaker_0: ##
This made me sad, because it’s fucking true
## Walls1337bot: ##
We should buy puts, that’ll boost the price
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