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37,600 | some background information , this laptop is an acer aspire 7745 that was purchased around 2011 , the incident happened in 2014. so my parents bought this bulky aspire around 2011 so i could use it for school work . my mom also shared this computer as well , and it had very important photos and work-related info on it ... | i decided to ignore indicators that my computer was overheating after doing a homework assignment and go on youtube . computer lags and freezes , i hit the computer in anger , hard drive is fried . had to redo such homework assignment overnight , as well as face consequences on losing my mom 's work documents and photo... | 526 | 64 |
37,601 | today i decided to finally tidy all the cables under my newly built computer . i had bought a cable management accessory from ikea to get the cables off the floor ( http : //www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/30200253/ ) . & nbsp ; everything went well and the result was quite good and tidy . after i was done i tested... | i managed to break my displayport cable while trying to tidy up the cables which cost me 25 euros and 40 mins of driving to get a new one . luckily the monitor was unharmed and as i came back home my gf had cooked food for me . | 386 | 53 |
37,602 | obligatory this did n't happen today , it happened on monday . i am at university all day long . i was using some of my free time to study for a final i had today . i was chatting with some friends about the final and when they left , i decided it was a good moment to fart . so i decided to fart , and thats when i felt... | i shat my pants at university , broke my phone because of stupidity and now i have no idea if it will work or not . | 429 | 27 |
37,603 | so this happened about a year ago , i 'm renowned for being a sleep talker/ sleep walker etc . and i 've done some pretty weird stuff in my sleep but that 's another story . so it was the middle of the night and i woke up feeling really thirsty , and my night stand had a water bottle on it with a flip open cap , and th... | in the middle of the night i thought my nail polish remover was a water bottle and drank it lol | 241 | 21 |
37,604 | obligatory “ this did not happen today ” it happened about 14 years ago . i was a cart pusher at walmart at the ripe age of 16 years old . store is located in florida so basically the heat and asphalt are constantly trying to kill me . at the time we did not have the cool robot cart pushing machine , all they gave us w... | i had to shit real bad and did not notice the toilet was flooded , shit in it anyways and flushed it like an idiot afterwards and ruined some guys shoes . | 498 | 32 |
37,605 | ntk : my computer is on the floor this happened yesterday . i was sitting in my chair in front of my computer texting on my phone & i start to hear a popping noise . it was unmistakably the sound of electricity . but is was faint , only noticeable if you were paying attention . i pinpointed the sound & looked down but ... | static electricity kills . keep track of your dryer sheets , & maybe do n't put your pc on the floor . | 192 | 24 |
37,606 | happened about an hour ago . me , my husband , my sister in law and my mother in law are drinking in the garage so we can smoke as well . garage being cold , my sister in law ask me to get the heater from her room to warm up the garage . being a decent brother in law , i go upstairs to grab the heater . being a dumbass... | having fun , drinking . tried to grab a heater to fight the cold . tried being funny . fell 12 feet down and made a mess with the ceiling . | 321 | 31 |
37,607 | my wife and i are expecting baby # 2. getting real close to the due date and we decided to grab some storage containers to help us with one last bit of final organization before the baby comes . anyways the wonderful plastic carts target has would n't fit our 2 year old in the kid carrier seat , and we had several of t... | threw a shopping cart in target , big guy gets pissed and comes after me , and had to talk my way out of an impending beatdown . | 571 | 30 |
37,608 | so i used to work at a frozen yogurt shop and one morning i went into work and got a call from the boss asking if i could go scrub the concrete in front of the store from all the dried yogurt stains . so thinking i 'd need some extra scrubbing firepower i grabbed bleach and other household cleaning items and poured the... | was told to scrub dried frozen yogurt off of store front , made chlorine gas mixing household chemicals . | 280 | 19 |
37,609 | so , yeah , here 's one you all can really sink your teeth into . this happened , oh..about a year ago . i was over at a newly made acquaintance 's house . there lives the 16 year old niece of the homeowners , and her ( at the time ) 8 month old baby . i myself have a son , who i breast fed , who was 12 months old at t... | young mother loses her shit with me after i simulate breastfeeding with her baby . | 429 | 15 |
37,610 | this fu that still mortifies me to this day happened about 2 months ago . i did n't really want to share it , because i feel so terrible about it . but fuck it , here it is . i 'm part of my highschool marching band , and this fu happened at one of the football games we were having our halftime performances at . during... | flipped off my friend at a football game/marching band performance , accidentally flipped off a sweet old man and destroyed his view of our band . feel like fucking shit still . | 446 | 36 |
37,611 | so its come round to that time of year when the letting agency wants to survey the property and make sure that my roommate and me are n't burning the house down . obviously that also means its time for the customary weekend before emergency clean-up because we are both lazy . unfortunately my roommate also had to move ... | read the goddman handling instructions on any cleaning products you are going to use . | 422 | 16 |
37,612 | so , let 's get one thing clear really quickly . i do know how to make pizza and i 've done it before . this is just the first time a fuck up has occurred by doing so . anyway , after i was done doing what i needed to do , i decided to have lunch . so i whipped out the bread i used , put sauce on it , grated some chees... | i put the oven on a higher temperature because i forgot to preheat it and then tossed the pizza and tray to the other side of the room because it was so hot . | 222 | 35 |
37,613 | so this was actually about two years ago but i never really thought of posting about it until today . so i was a teenager and i was still dealing with the end part of puberty and had a face similar to the surface of the moon . acne covered my chin and cheeks and no matter what i did , it would never go away . i tried w... | i wore a home made face mask for too long and gave myself a mild chemical burn that lasted five days | 437 | 21 |
37,614 | i am 22 years old but i 've never had a drivers license before because when i was first of age , my single parent mother did n't have a car so i never got to learn . fast forward , she has a car , i have a permit and she 's teaching me . better late than never , right ? well , anyway , she shows up and i get in her car... | i 'm 22 year old new driver and i almost crashed my mothers car in a walmart parking lot , popping the tire in the process . | 290 | 29 |
37,615 | me and my four friends are first years at university and we were looking to rent our first house to live in for ( hopefully ) the next three years . we had looked at a couple houses at this point and all of them had been pretty shitty , with small , cramped rooms ( note : we 're five decently tall guys who wanted a liv... | celebratory munchies lost us the dream house | 381 | 11 |
37,616 | this happened to me today . i 'd like to preface this by saying that i do n't often take things apart . i can hardly get the cap off of my drink half of the time . a year ago my boyfriend and i decided to replace our ancient hand me down vacuum that stunk the room up like poo when you turned it on . we took a special t... | so all 's well that ends well , but i very nearly destroyed our overpriced vacuum because of the one part on the machine that does n't clip off . | 429 | 33 |
37,617 | as most other posts this did not happen today . but instead a few months ago . ok so a little background for yall : me and my friend play this little game were we take each others stuff and hide it , then we leave little clues to where it is . so one day i took his lunchbox and was running with it , i thought he was go... | took friends lunchbox , he tried to get it back and got his fingernail ripped off and i got him a band aid and gave him $ 40 to make up for it . still friends to this day . | 323 | 44 |
37,618 | so , if you live anywhere near the middle of the us , you 'll know there 's a big ice storm rolling in . i still live with my parents while i go to uni , so i borrowed my mother 's car since mine would n't make it 10 feet . i got to leave work early , about 10 minutes after the ice started . i made it out to the hill i... | i forgot it was icing out , almost crashed car , made dad and i get rained on needlessly . | 192 | 22 |
37,619 | i work in a restaurant and almost every night i 'm the one who writes the specials on the chalkboard . i use a chair to reach it . a few times in the past i 've had close calls where the chair wobbles and i almost fall , but i catch my balance . this time it actually happened . instead of rolling into the fall , i trie... | - stood on a chair , fell over , tried to land on my feet and may have torn my acl or meniscus for the second time . | 263 | 31 |
37,620 | alright , so i 've had issues with being a bit too fast in bed at times in my life . i guess this is a nice way of saying i 'm a premature ejaculator . more often than not , after 5-10 pumps i 'm ready to go off , and while i 've never had a partner call me out on it , i 've disappointed my fair share of ladies . and b... | tried to think of something unsexy to delay ejaculation , thought of my grandmother , said grandma , had to save marriage | 651 | 25 |
37,621 | i went to the gym to go for a run . i decided today was the day for an endurance run , slow pace but long distance . i also decided to wear an old shirt , which was baggy and light green . i started my run and the rush of endorphins and dopamine made me forget the pain . around my sixth mile , a girl gets on the treadm... | went for a run . thought a girl was checking me out . she was actually checking out my bloody nipples . | 270 | 22 |
37,622 | this was back in freshmen year and it 's still somewhat awkward to this day . so my dad was making dinner and no matter what he makes he has brussel sprouts with it . i went on to pick up an uncooked sprout and toss it around in my hand and eventually while tossing the sprout it hit the side of my hand and bounced into... | threw a brussel in the room , did not expect the aftermath | 192 | 15 |
37,623 | ( sorry for my bad english ) this just happened 10 minutes ago . so this afternoon my roommate decided he wants to have his hair dyed . he and i went and bought a box of dyeing solution to do it ourselves . everything went smoothly , but since his hair is short we only used around 1/3 of the bottle . i left the remaini... | dye my roommate hair , did n't use the whole bottle , left it alone , it got mad and sprayed all over the room , now at midnight my room smells like piss . | 301 | 37 |
37,624 | i 've never owned anything brand new before . on wednesday the 22nd i bought myself a brand new ducati monster 1200 which i have n't stopped being excited about . today my friend and i decided to swap bikes , he has a ducati panigale 899 in matt white . it 's a beautiful machine . it was a reasonably bright day and we... | 287 | 0 | |
37,625 | this happened this past january , i was the maid of honor in my best friend 's wedding ( my second maid of honor duty in the past 4 months ) . the week leading up to the wedding was event after event and worrying about getting every little thing ready so my best friend would have the absolute day of her dreams . the da... | i broke my ankle/foot in 4 places trying to catch the bouquet at my best friend 's wedding that i was maid of honor at . | 604 | 30 |
37,626 | sorry in advance for any spelling errors , i am currently on mobile i own two hobby grade rc trucks ( axial yeti and axial deadbolt ) and both use a 3s lipo battery . one of the cells in the first battery died and was no longer usable . the second battery still works fine . also , the charger is in the corner of a room... | i charged a bad battery that looks identical to another battery i have , battery explodes , almost sets house on fire | 193 | 22 |
37,627 | this actually happened just this morning . i woke up really early and thought i 'd clean around with the extra time i got from my early rise , so i take out the trash bin , i tidy things around the house and then start placing the dirty dishes in the dish washer . this is where the fuck up happens . i look for the tabl... | put dish soap in my dishwasher and she was foaming at the mouth . | 348 | 16 |
37,628 | this was actually back at the end of my freshman year of high school , when me and a friend of mine since first grade got into beezlebub 's broccoli . i was spending the night at his house that night , and we decided to tell his mom we were `` walking to mcdonald 's '' ( it is a 5 minute walk ) . we were really going t... | late at night , strict parents , both light sleepers , two 14 year olds trying to light a bowl , tries to start it with flaming napkins lit from the stove , smoke alarm goes off , extreme panic , we try another idea , it fails and we give up . | 525 | 55 |
37,629 | small background : i have a long haired peruvian guinea pig that my ex left behind when we broke up . even though he reminds me of her , i still love the little guy and despite the size of his brain , he 's pretty smart . so i like to let him out of his cage to get some exercise and run around the apartment . this day ... | stepped on my guinea pig , which led to me falling and cutting balls and shaft with my shaving razor . | 413 | 23 |
37,630 | disclaimer : this did not happen today , it happened last summer . but i did not know this wonderful sub existed then . figured now was as good a time as any to tell the story . regardless , i still fucked by seeing how fast i could go on a longboard . i downloaded a speedometer app on my phone and planned to screensho... | crashed into the asphalt at around 40 mph because i though going down a hill on a longboard was a good idea . got injuries that lasted for over a month . | 653 | 34 |
37,631 | *spoiler alert* there are spoilers to the movie `` sausage party '' in this post , so if you care , click away . this happened just last night . i was n't having the best day , so when i got home from work , i hopped out on my roof and smoked a bowl . i came back inside and turned on the movie sausage party , since thi... | got high while watching sausage party , tried to refill my zippo with lighter fluid , poured some on my hand . got distracted by food orgy , lit the lighter , caught my hand on fire , and blasted orgy sounds through my religious conservative family 's house . | 601 | 55 |
37,632 | ok so first post ... probably of many . today was my first day working in a kitchen ( mexican cantina in a small uk town , if anyone cares ) . not my first job but first proper one for a while . after watching and learning the location of the ingredients and how to assemble the food in the right way , the head chef ask... | me slicing part of my thumb off at work , ruining food , projected loss of job ... ** | 271 | 19 |
37,633 | so on tuesday evening my wife and i returned home from a networking event and we noticed that my car 's lights were on . .i felt pretty foolish but heck , this can happen to anyone right ? i was n't going to deal with it that night . i 'll get to it on wednesday morning . wednesday morning came around and i tried to ju... | i paid a combined $ 300+ for 5 gallons of gas ( $ 160 new battery , $ 75 towing . $ 75 diagnostics ( the gas was actually complimentary ) | 662 | 34 |
37,634 | obligatory this did not happen today , but some ten years ago . it was a warm summer morning and i just finished my rowing practice so i decided to take my bike and ride it around the hill to the nearest beach so i can do a morning swim . it was a nice ride , summer breeze was cooling me down . i arrived near the beach... | decided to ride my bike down the stairs , almost killed myself and a pregnant woman , hit my head on a stone stairs couple of times , copped a feel and probably suffered a brain injury which made me george costanza around women for life . | 712 | 51 |
37,635 | so this incident happened yesterday about 3am . i couldnt sleep so i decided to have a smoke while listening to some music . i then finished my cigarette , so i was sitting at my desk while music was blaring through my earphones and when i usually listen to music and do nothing else i fidget alot so i without realising... | chewed on a lighter fluid went in my mouth and face and on a portion of my clothing then when the panic was over i had another cigarette using a jacked lighter which set my desk and tshirt on fire | 362 | 43 |
37,636 | a little over a year ago , i was a restaurant supervisor at a major hotel company . on the employee floor , right outside the elevators was a bulletin board that hr used to post different news for the hotel . at this time , there were many pictures posted for candidates for employee of the year . ( the pictures , were ... | i got fired for drawing a fake moustache . | 204 | 11 |
37,637 | i 'm a young dev that had an idea of an app that i needed . hence , i spent my last whole vacations on it , really loving to learn more in a specific framework and building the tool that i wanted , the tool that suited my needs . some friends encouraged me about it , and asked me to test it too ; within some month i de... | i developed an app , released it online , started to pay a cheap price for services to get a decent and robust app ; and i now have a 400 $ bill to pay because of a failed calculus . | 537 | 41 |
37,638 | obligatory this happened a few years ago . i was finishing the fall semester of my sophmore year of college it was finals week so i was highly stressed rarely slept all around a mess . the one thing i did to keep my sanity was go ice skating at the schools ice rink . they had free times around noon almost everyday . th... | went ice skating , fell , cut my leg and needed 40 stitches , missed an exam and got written up by an ra for having a pity drink that night . | 457 | 32 |
37,639 | i was signed up for a scuba diving class at my uni . earlier last week our instructor sent us an e-mail saying next thursday , which would be today , we 'd have our first day . in actuality , it said thursday ( of last week ) we 'd begin in-class lecture on scuba , and the following thursday we 'd begin in-pool . well ... | misread e-mail , missed important intro to class , showed up to class looking like an idiot , then proceeded to get a wd for dropping the class out of sheer frustration . | 253 | 37 |
37,640 | so this is from late last night and early morning today . me and my friend are sitting in my room but there are just too many mosquitoes for our liking . we decide to light a mosquito repellent coil . as the coil is spiral , my friend suggests we light it and place it on a nail hammered into a wall . the coil starts it... | all in all a mosquito coil that we put on that nail hammered on top of my roommate 's bed , destroyed his bed , his cushion and bedsheet , our balcony chair and almost my life . | 401 | 40 |
37,641 | happened last week , finally got over being pissed at myself and figured maybe i should post it here . our mircowave had a feature where you could set it to a timer mode , and we used it all the time in our cooking with our oven . the fuck up comes in with me forgetting to put it into timer mode before i hit 2 followed... | our mircowave caught fire because i forgot to make sure it was in timer mode before hitting start . | 215 | 22 |
37,642 | this actually happened today , and , unfortunately , it was very early this morning . i am very nearsighted , so much so that normal 12 pt text needs to be at least within 2 feet for me to even guess what it says . today i fucked up because i was n't wearing my glasses , as per usual first thing at the prelude to the a... | i cleaned my contacts in saline nasal spray then put them in my eyes and left them in for 5 minutes . my eyes continued to burn for over 4 hours . | 418 | 32 |
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