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A couple bites were still edible, but most of it was too hardened to even bite into. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Realized my pizza was done; kept surfing reddit until it was burnt. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qht8j/tifu_realized_my_pizza_was_done_kept_surfing/ | null | null | null | null |
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grab the cream. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qkkyg/tifu_when_i_made_coffee_put_in_the_sugar_went_to/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | Illpackallama | null | None | null | null | null | 1331050390 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qk9wx | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qk9wx | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qk9wx/lnifu_was_eating_dinner_and_nose_started_to_itch/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 15 | null | null | I was talking to my wife at dinner last night, and my nose began to itch on the inside. Not really thinking, I proceeded to use the fork to scratch the inside of my nose, and then continued to eat. Meanwhile my wife is giving me a horrified look from across the table. It took a good 10 seconds to realize what I had jus... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | LNIFU Was eating dinner and nose started to itch, so I scratched it with my fork and kept eating. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qk9wx/lnifu_was_eating_dinner_and_nose_started_to_itch/ | null | null | null | null |
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I landed in my desk chair, not on purpose, and was very confused about how I had gotten there... Got up, flipped my... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | IFUO; A necklace leads to what was probably a minor concussion. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qjvlu/ifuo_a_necklace_leads_to_what_was_probably_a/ | null | null | null | null |
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my legs barely reached the pedals and i ended up losing control of the bike and crashing it into a parked car in the parking lot outside of my dorm. i ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and crashed someone else's bike into a car | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qm2jr/tifu_and_crashed_someone_elses_bike_into_a_car/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ikifoo | null | None | null | null | null | 1331134656 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qltg8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qltg8 | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qltg8/tifu_set_a_floppy_disc_drive_on_fire/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 99 | null | null | I was re-assembling an old computer. Plugged in the floppy drive and turned the computer on to witness a bright red light and smoke.
Turns out if you put the power plug in upside-down, you get fire.
In my defence... it was an old drive which actually let you plug the power in upside-down, (no guard on the port) no in... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU... set a floppy disc drive on fire. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qltg8/tifu_set_a_floppy_disc_drive_on_fire/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | starrynightgirl | null | None | null | null | null | 1331085077 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ql1ok | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ql1ok | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ql1ok/tifu_i_yelled_at_my_father_for_picking_up_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 3 | null | null | I dont care that he wanted to greet my boyfriend, I really really really hate when someone picks up my phone calls and starts to have conversations with people that wanted to talk to ME. It makes me feel like my privacy was being violated.
I REALLY let him have it. He was shocked at how angry I was and left the apartm... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I yelled at my father for picking up my phone calls and he left the apt sadden | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ql1ok/tifu_i_yelled_at_my_father_for_picking_up_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1331082509 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qkzko | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qkzko | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qkzko/tifu_i_opened_my_reeces_over_the_trash_can_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I opened my reeces over the trash can to easily throw away the wrapper and my reeces went in the trash. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qkzko/tifu_i_opened_my_reeces_over_the_trash_can_to/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | JesusofTorn | null | None | null | null | null | 1331416371 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qqqd8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qqqd8 | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qqqd8/tifu_by_nearly_drowning_myself_in_greasy_toxic/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 40 | null | null | I was cleaning my oven with a big bowl of water and chemical degreaser, my phone went off which made me jump, knocked myself out on the roof of the oven and landed face first in the bowl of water, woke up about 10-15 seconds later coughing up water and puking cos of the chemicals and grease. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: By nearly drowning myself in
greasy, toxic water. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qqqd8/tifu_by_nearly_drowning_myself_in_greasy_toxic/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | canipaybycheck | null | None | null | null | null | 1331399724 | null | moderator | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qqf96 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qqf96 | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qqf96/announcement_the_fuckup_of_the_week/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 71 | null | null | We are happy to announce the introduction of the "Fuck-up of the Week". Flair reading something along the lines of "Fucked up bad" will be given on Sunday to the user who is deemed to have fucked up the worst in the past week, and they will keep this flair for the next week. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Announcement: The Fuck-up of the Week | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qqf96/announcement_the_fuckup_of_the_week/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | siiika1 | null | None | null | null | null | 1331358994 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qpzs0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qpzs0 | null | 24 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qpzs0/tifu_took_a_dump_so_huge_that_it_wouldnt_flush/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 102 | null | null | Actually, my roommate did this, not me. She proceeded to tell me about it while leaving the apartment and I sat in gaping astonishment while she recounted her desperate situation. She was late for school and couldn't think of another solution. I asked her if she destroyed the knife by throwing it into the volcano in Mo... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Took a dump so huge that it wouldn't flush down the toilet... had to use a butter knife to cut it down to size. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qpzs0/tifu_took_a_dump_so_huge_that_it_wouldnt_flush/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ez617 | null | None | null | null | null | 1331498922 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qrwvj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qrwvj | null | 40 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qrwvj/tifu_when_i_locked_myself_out_of_the_house_im/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 91 | null | null | I'm housesitting and dogsitting this weekend. I locked the handle of the door to the backyard last night because I couldn't figure out the deadbolt; when I let their dogs out this morning, I didn't unlock the handle. So I went out and threw the dogs' toys around for about 15 minutes, decided it was too cold and went to... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU when I locked myself out of the house I'm housesitting | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qrwvj/tifu_when_i_locked_myself_out_of_the_house_im/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | Insanitybeat | null | None | null | null | null | 1331517752 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qsap6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qsap6 | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qsap6/tifu_by_spraying_water_in_my_face/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I was washing a car (yes, I have to do chores, unlike you circlejerkers) and I was about to pick up the hose and spray the side of the vehicle to wash the soap off and I somehow pointed the hose at me and sprayed myself in the face... and I had glasses on. It was like the comical moment in old cartoons where the hunter... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by spraying water in my face... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qsap6/tifu_by_spraying_water_in_my_face/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | kingmema | null | None | null | null | null | 1331511578 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qs67r | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qs67r | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qs67r/tifu_by_waking_up_still_drunk_from_last_night_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 4 | null | null | My poor furniture. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by waking up still drunk from last night and having to move house. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qs67r/tifu_by_waking_up_still_drunk_from_last_night_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | kayjaykay | null | None | null | null | null | 1331658777 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qurn9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qurn9 | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qurn9/tifu_couldnt_figure_out_why_everything_was_so/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 91 | null | null | ...I was still wearing my glasses. In the shower. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Couldn't figure out why everything was so steamy... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qurn9/tifu_couldnt_figure_out_why_everything_was_so/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | T_cubed | null | None | null | null | null | 1331688459 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qvgwa | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qvgwa | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qvgwa/tifu_by_tripping_at_the_finish_line/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 41 | null | null | I run the 400m dash in my junior high track team. As I was nearing the finish line I lost my balance and tripped over it. I heard the entire crowd cringe at the sight of me face planting into the ground. I ran it in 60 seconds, one second away from getting a ribbon. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by tripping at the finish line | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qvgwa/tifu_by_tripping_at_the_finish_line/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | notcleverchris | null | None | null | null | null | 1331854488 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qyk1u | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qyk1u | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qyk1u/tifu_making_a_good_first_impression/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 41 | null | null | So today during lunch at my high school, I was talking with my friend and we were having a laugh. Two of his friends, whom I have never met came up and said what's up. I recognized one of them from my math class and gave him a handshake. Then his black friend held out his hand saying Hello. Meanwhile I was still chuckl... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU making a good first impression | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qyk1u/tifu_making_a_good_first_impression/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Jenewein | null | None | null | null | null | 1331934634 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qzzl2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qzzl2 | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qzzl2/tifu_when_i_didnt_act_more_crazy_when_they_were/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 60 | null | null | I should've spent less time talking about my college experience and more about how I spend all day on a website trying to be funny so I can get imaginary points. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU when I didn't act more crazy when they were picking who was gonna get picked at jury duty. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qzzl2/tifu_when_i_didnt_act_more_crazy_when_they_were/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1331924164 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | qzqzq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qzqzq | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qzqzq/tifu_by_accidentally_telling_the_university/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 14 | null | null | I corrected it immediately after but I think he think's I'm retarded now...assuming he remembered more than 5 seconds later...
Edit: and the bonus is that friends tell me he's one of the rare types who manages to remember people | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally telling the university president I had a different major out of nervousness | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qzqzq/tifu_by_accidentally_telling_the_university/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | SnizzPants | null | None | null | null | null | 1331909347 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qzf3r | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qzf3r | null | 33 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qzf3r/tifu_have_been_putting_all_my_sweaty_shitty_semen/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 44 | null | null | I actually keep doing this. I'm traveling so I constantly have a bag of gross nasty underwear in a bag. And I always need it compact and for the life of me I cannot remember that when I fold up the bag all the air just smashes me in the face. I got pink eye two weeks ago and I'm actually JUST realizing now that it migh... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Have been putting all my sweaty, shitty, semen stained underwear in a bag. In order to make the bag more compact I squeezed out all the air that's been sitting in there, into my face. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qzf3r/tifu_have_been_putting_all_my_sweaty_shitty_semen/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | iwaskhazard | null | None | null | null | null | 1331856976 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | qym3e | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_qym3e | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/qym3e/tifu_my_girlfriend_was_way_too_horny/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | and (thinking her period was over) we got it on in my bathroom. i didn't realize she was still bleeding and i've never experienced that before. i pulled out and there was blood everywhere. it smelt pretty bad too. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU- my girlfriend was way too horny, | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qym3e/tifu_my_girlfriend_was_way_too_horny/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | crober11 | null | None | null | null | null | 1332025499 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | r1cjy | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_r1cjy | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/r1cjy/tifu_almost_gave_myself_a_blackeye/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 43 | null | null | Woke up in the morning after having slept with my arm under the pillow. Tried to get up, found my arm literally unresponsive. Laying on my stomach, with a slight smile I picked it up to a 90 degree angle with my other hand and proceeded to let it go.. and watch it drop towards my face. Took me a little too long to r... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Almost gave myself a black-eye. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r1cjy/tifu_almost_gave_myself_a_blackeye/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | kinda_alone | null | None | null | null | null | 1332011453 | null | moderator | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | r13hq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_r13hq | null | 23 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/r13hq/possible_logo_ideas/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 27 | null | null | We have had a couple of logo submissions. What do you guys think?
[Option 1](http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9119917/tifu.gif) submitted by Left-Hand-Path
[Option 2](http://i.imgur.com/j0wU3.png) submitted by SaltyChristian
Also I would like to introduce two new Mods: SaltyChristian and rya11111
Edit: Option two is more o... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Possible Logo Ideas | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r13hq/possible_logo_ideas/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Jinjiro | null | None | null | null | null | 1332061077 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | r1ve1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_r1ve1 | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/r1ve1/tifu_by_faceplanting_the_ground/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 31 | null | null | I kind of have a double jointer shoulder than I can use my entire arm as a pillow.. (Right hand elbow on left side of face with arm stretching down behind left arm) I fell asleep like this and when I awoke my arm from the shoulder down was half asleep, could move but not feel a thing..
Tried to lift myself up and my sl... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by faceplanting the ground. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r1ve1/tifu_by_faceplanting_the_ground/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | rustolui | null | None | null | null | null | 1332054988 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | r1tgo | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_r1tgo | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/r1tgo/tifu_got_drunk_a_fraternity_started_a_smoker_just/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | This happened a few weeks back..but since I discovered this subreddit today I thought in sharing this stupid story. It all happened basically me just with like 3 or 4 bucks in my pocket, got only 4 one dollar beer cans, then a friend of mine came to the bar with plenty of liquor in his trunk, johnny walker to be exact.... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | [TIFU] Got drunk, a fraternity started a smoker just because of a curious question I made, left them halfway drunk as fuck. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r1tgo/tifu_got_drunk_a_fraternity_started_a_smoker_just/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1332051955 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | r1s3v | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_r1s3v | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/r1s3v/tifu_i_spent_money_when_i_shouldnt_have_and_then/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | iTunes is having a DRM-free upgrade sale on albums I've already purchased. $3, and many of these albums I had lost years ago. I figured I'd get one that I really wanted, but I grabbed the wrong one ($3), got the right one (now at $6). Then saw two other albums that totalled $5 (at $11).
I disabled my payment on iTune... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I spent money when I shouldn't have! And then accidently bought the wrong thing. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r1s3v/tifu_i_spent_money_when_i_shouldnt_have_and_then/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Cr6433 | null | None | null | null | null | 1332033552 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | r1hig | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_r1hig | null | 25 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/r1hig/tifu_i_answered_my_cell_phone_at_work/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 19 | null | null | So i work at our towns local YMCA and i am staff at the Youth center building,so, i open up no kids waiting to get in or anything, then i get a phone call from my good friend ( we toke together ) and starts asking if i wanna come over and smoke with him, and i was thinking hell yeah free weed, and it gives me a chance ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I answered my cell phone at work... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r1hig/tifu_i_answered_my_cell_phone_at_work/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | GOB224 | null | None | null | null | null | 1332200933 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | r48v6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_r48v6 | null | 22 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/r48v6/tifu_by_driving_20_hours_to_go_camping_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 210 | null | null | A few college friends and I drove from Massachusetts to Tennessee to camp in the smokey mountains. After about 20 hours of driving, we arrive and unpack to find that the tent was still at home.
We ended up buying one but it leaked in the rain so we slept in the car
Edit: Oh by the way, the next day we saw a double r... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by driving 20+ hours to go camping and forgetting my tent. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r48v6/tifu_by_driving_20_hours_to_go_camping_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1332191750 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | r40v5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_r40v5 | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/r40v5/tifu_is_it_suppose_to_be_ironic_that_check_out/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Is there some way to get rid of it or will it always just be chilling annoying the hell out of me. blocks half the title of whatever is at the top of the page, and any thread i open. so if its at the top, and i open it, i double cant read it | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU is it suppose to be ironic that "check out the new fuck of of the week!" is blocking half the titles of threads i open? Today YOU fucked up | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r40v5/tifu_is_it_suppose_to_be_ironic_that_check_out/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1332165563 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | r3fu1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_r3fu1 | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/r3fu1/tifu_by_pissing_in_the_trash_can/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 39 | null | null | After coming home from a fantastic party, I was of course drunk. I realized I had to piss, and went straight for the trash can. I only realized it wasn't the toilet after I was done. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by pissing in the trash can.. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r3fu1/tifu_by_pissing_in_the_trash_can/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | CodyCarlile | null | None | null | null | null | 1332127903 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | r2y9e | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_r2y9e | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/r2y9e/tifu_by_not_eating_the_vitamin/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 20 | null | null | Well actually this happened like a week ago, but it still fucking sucked. Anyway my brother and u were walking out of gamestop at the mall and saw that for some reason the vitamin store across from it had put out a sample of something called "B-12" so we each got one and i waited for my brother to eat his first. I saw ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by not eating the vitamin | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r2y9e/tifu_by_not_eating_the_vitamin/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Thisguy92 | null | None | null | null | null | 1332126400 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | r2x5g | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_r2x5g | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/r2x5g/tifu_by_throwing_urine_into_my_own_face/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 91 | null | null | I drunkenly decided to wee in a glass as it was easier than going to the toilet in my state of inhebriation. As i went to throw said effluvia out of my window, a window which is best described as a rickety victorian contraption that is a meter and a half high and opens like a set of double doors, I opened one side of t... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by throwing urine into my own face. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r2x5g/tifu_by_throwing_urine_into_my_own_face/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | andieOO7 | null | None | null | null | null | 1332235752 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | r4vmq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_r4vmq | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/r4vmq/tifu_walked_into_a_tree/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 34 | null | null | I was listening to music and saw this really hot guy walking down the street behind me, walking his dog. I always see this guy in the neighborhood, but sadly found out he is taken. ANYWAYS, I turned around to look at him and next thing I know, I'm just in a state of utter confusion. I'm on the floor, my books sprawled ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU walked into a tree | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r4vmq/tifu_walked_into_a_tree/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1332230677 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | r4twz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_r4twz | null | 35 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/r4twz/tifu_and_punched_my_boyfriend_in_the_eye/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 116 | null | null | he was laying on my chest, just like a lady would do to a guy but the opposite. I told him not to tickle my armpit... we had just gone through an intense 15 minute tickle fight and he went to move his head and I thought he was going to tickle my armpit by "nomming" it. I was wrong. he just moved his head and I flinched... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: and punched my boyfriend in the eye | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r4twz/tifu_and_punched_my_boyfriend_in_the_eye/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | 69swaglord420 | null | None | null | null | null | 1332211780 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | r4i66 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_r4i66 | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/r4i66/tifu_the_fail_poop_to_end_all_fail_poops/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 58 | null | null | This wasn't today, but it was last year in the dead of winter when I was going to Raleigh to visit my sister. Me and my family Decided to stop at PF changs to get some dinner and then go to the dicks sporting goods right across the street. As I walked inside I immediately noticed that my intestines were ready to rele... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: The fail poop to end all fail poops | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r4i66/tifu_the_fail_poop_to_end_all_fail_poops/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | justme_3774 | null | None | null | null | null | 1332204844 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | r4c72 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_r4c72 | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/r4c72/tifu_by_letting_myself_run_a_two_mile_race_dammit/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 4 | null | null | Doing track, came in last, got lapped by all six other racers. And I'm skinny and short, too. Fml. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by letting myself run a two mile race, dammit. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r4c72/tifu_by_letting_myself_run_a_two_mile_race_dammit/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1332358628 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | r76yp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_r76yp | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/r76yp/tifu_rode_my_motorcycle_all_the_way_to_work_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 3 | null | null | Now I'm sitting at my desk still wearing my motorcycle jacket. This is going to be an interesting day. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Rode my motorcycle all the way to work and realized when I got there that I hadn't put a shirt on | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r76yp/tifu_rode_my_motorcycle_all_the_way_to_work_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | estrtshffl | null | None | null | null | null | 1332310934 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | r6ez2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_r6ez2 | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/r6ez2/tifu_by_setting_a_dryer_on_fire_in_my_dorm/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 47 | null | null | Well, I was washing my clothes, like you do. But this particular load of laundry was *massive.* I must have had a week and a half of dirty laundry in there, and I am not a small person.
Anyway, I take my clothes out of the washing machine, when I notice they are soaking wet. Not the normal amount of wet that is to be ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by setting a dryer on fire in my dorm, causing an evacuation. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r6ez2/tifu_by_setting_a_dryer_on_fire_in_my_dorm/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | quarantines | null | None | null | null | null | 1332303738 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | r6ahb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_r6ahb | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/r6ahb/tifu_by_accidentally_titling_a_paper_derp_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 121 | null | null | I titled the paper "derp" just as a stand-in for an actual title until I could come up with something better. When I went to the printing lab on my campus and had my file printed, I realized that I'd completely overlooked my stand-in title and I didn't have enough money on my student card to print another 20 copies (ea... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally titling a paper "derp" and printing 20 copies for my class | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r6ahb/tifu_by_accidentally_titling_a_paper_derp_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1332459063 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | r94uv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_r94uv | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/r94uv/yifu_drank_all_day_and_night_woke_up_without_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | YIFU, drank all day and night woke up without a toenail. No clue what happened. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r94uv/yifu_drank_all_day_and_night_woke_up_without_a/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | danaluz | null | None | null | null | null | 1332458318 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | r949d | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_r949d | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/r949d/tifu_squeezed_hand_lotion_on_my_toothbrush_then/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 64 | null | null | ...they were in the same shaped tube. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Squeezed hand lotion on my toothbrush then started brushing my teeth | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r949d/tifu_squeezed_hand_lotion_on_my_toothbrush_then/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | druggedmonkey | null | None | null | null | null | 1332454573 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | r9123 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_r9123 | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/r9123/tifu_never_put_diseases_in_mail_titles/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 17 | null | null | Today I opend my mails in class to open a powerpoint presentation, but I forgot it was called herpes because it seemed funny at home, but not on the projector in the classroom, my whole class and 3 teachers saw it. I had to explain it to the principal, they called my parents to tell it to them. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: never put diseases in mail titles | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r9123/tifu_never_put_diseases_in_mail_titles/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1332431814 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | r8hyv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_r8hyv | null | 8 | null | True | null | /r/tifu/comments/r8hyv/tifu_broke_my_phone_charger/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 17 | null | null | I accidentally ran my vaccum cleaner over my phone's charger cable and it [completely ate it up and tore it to bits](http://i.imgur.com/ZOhor.jpg). There's a tiny electrical burn on the carpet. Glad it didn't short the power or anything. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: broke my phone charger | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r8hyv/tifu_broke_my_phone_charger/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | illegal_people | null | None | null | null | null | 1332420302 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | r8a7d | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_r8a7d | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/r8a7d/tifu_by_mistakenly_burning_my_dick_with_a_joint/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | so i was smoking this joint right while playing modern warfare 3 (the game sucks i know) and i was naked and shit, cause that's how a real nigga does it. so i was smoking, like any pothead would on a daily basis, and i had my dick hanging low, cause it's all big and shit, and my ash tray just happened to have been plac... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by mistakenly burning my dick with a joint ash | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r8a7d/tifu_by_mistakenly_burning_my_dick_with_a_joint/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Kushie1 | null | None | null | null | null | 1332405703 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | r84xb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_r84xb | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/r84xb/tifu_tried_giving_myself_a_haircut/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 10 | null | null | Bald spot on the back of my head. The rest of the haircut looks pretty nice. I have to get it fixed in the morning :( | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Tried giving myself a haircut. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r84xb/tifu_tried_giving_myself_a_haircut/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | maldegro | null | None | null | null | null | 1332534807 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rahgm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rahgm | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rahgm/tifu_i_got_locked_in_the_bathroom_stall_at_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 26 | null | null | At no point did it occur to me to crawl underneath the stall. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I got locked in the bathroom stall at my boyfriend's frat until one of his brothers broke down the door. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rahgm/tifu_i_got_locked_in_the_bathroom_stall_at_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | purplejasmine | null | None | null | null | null | 1332534179 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | ragwo | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ragwo | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ragwo/tifu_by_apparently_going_too_far_for_4chan/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Long story short, my friend said he'd try to find some Amanda Knox images for me (I'm a little obsessed). Whether joking or not, I wasn't sure, but it turned out he went onto 4chan and asked for Rule 34 on Amanda Knox. To which several people replied that he was going too far/that was too hardcore. He then printscreene... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by apparently going too far... for 4chan. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ragwo/tifu_by_apparently_going_too_far_for_4chan/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1332515491 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ra1fi | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ra1fi | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ra1fi/tifu_by_spilling_egg_yolk_directly_on_my_crotch/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Probably the most pornographic thing that's ever happened in my dining room. And the closest thing I've had to a cumshot in 7 months. I almost kind of liked it...I really need to get laid. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by spilling egg yolk directly on my crotch and inner thighs and trying to salvage it. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ra1fi/tifu_by_spilling_egg_yolk_directly_on_my_crotch/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | br0kenr3crd | null | None | null | null | null | 1332515113 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ra14i | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ra14i | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ra14i/tifu_threw_my_keys_away_and_held_onto_the_coffee/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 12 | null | null | I was on my way out of my usual coffee stop heading to my truck for work and threw away my keys in the sidewalk garbage can and held onto the cup. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Threw my keys away and held onto the coffee cup | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ra14i/tifu_threw_my_keys_away_and_held_onto_the_coffee/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Thundathury | null | None | null | null | null | 1332508923 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | r9x2k | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_r9x2k | null | 34 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/r9x2k/tifu_cat_wanted_me_to_hug_her_while_i_was_peeing/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 82 | null | null | I was peeing. Then my cat came into the toilet, jumped on the bathtub and wanted me to hug her. So basically, my cat fell into the toilet which was full of my pee | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: cat wanted me to hug her while i was peeing and fell into the toilet | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r9x2k/tifu_cat_wanted_me_to_hug_her_while_i_was_peeing/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1332488831 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | r9pkn | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_r9pkn | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/r9pkn/tifu_by_telling_my_best_friend_i_knew_his/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | My friend starting dating this younger girl recently, and she gets along with everyone and is very friendly. I told him that I knew this one would last (since his last one didn't). Today they broke up for un-known reasons.... I feel terrible | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by telling my best friend I knew his relationship would late, days before she breaks up with him | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r9pkn/tifu_by_telling_my_best_friend_i_knew_his/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1332631798 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rc009 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rc009 | null | 30 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rc009/tifu_i_went_to_fart_in_the_shower_and_explosive/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 171 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I went to fart in the shower, and explosive diarrhea came out. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rc009/tifu_i_went_to_fart_in_the_shower_and_explosive/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1332603011 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rbgek | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rbgek | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rbgek/tifu_i_was_browsing_the_internet_for_a_solid_hour/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | All that time wasted! | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I was browsing the internet for a solid hour before I turned on some music. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rbgek/tifu_i_was_browsing_the_internet_for_a_solid_hour/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1332569218 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rb4n5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rb4n5 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rb4n5/what_kind_of_trouble_can_i_get_in_for_doing_this/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | *Dude is trying to sell his car so I used his phone number and created another almost identical ad but with half the price so he gets bombarded with calls and texts. Posted on Backpages and Craigslist.
*Then I ordered a pizza from Dominos online and have it scheduled for delivery tomorrow morning.
*So whats the worst... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | What kind of trouble can I get in for doing this? (Posted fake craigslist ad and sent a pizza order online) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rb4n5/what_kind_of_trouble_can_i_get_in_for_doing_this/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Benjy741741 | null | None | null | null | null | 1332562662 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | rb12g | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rb12g | null | 70 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rb12g/tifu_killed_a_dog/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 107 | null | null | I was out on a casual bike ride this afternoon. Around 8 miles from my home, I approached a house with a notorious Rottweiler that likes to chase (and hurt) people. Well, the fucking thing takes off after me. I thought I could just burn it out of sheer speed, but he's on me like stink on shit. I figure I'm doing around... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Killed a dog | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rb12g/tifu_killed_a_dog/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | funk100 | null | None | null | null | null | 1332710932 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rd6lp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rd6lp | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rd6lp/tifu_i_spent_my_weekend_on_reddit/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 40 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I spent my weekend on reddit | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rd6lp/tifu_i_spent_my_weekend_on_reddit/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | sleepinlight | null | None | null | null | null | 1332645545 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rc94g | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rc94g | null | 31 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rc94g/tifu_by_forgetting_to_lock_my_phone_which/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 51 | null | null | Which happened to be a picture of my girlfriend giving me head. I am mortified. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by forgetting to lock my phone, which resulted in it accidentally sending the most recent picture I had taken to my 13 year old sister. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rc94g/tifu_by_forgetting_to_lock_my_phone_which/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | wellidonotknow | null | None | null | null | null | 1332639603 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rc58w | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rc58w | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rc58w/tifu_put_clothes_in_the_washing_machine_turned/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 22 | null | null | Went to the basement to switch things out but it took me a minute to figure out why the dryer was on and why the clothes I took out of the washer weren't wet | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Put clothes in the washing machine, turned the dryer on instead | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rc58w/tifu_put_clothes_in_the_washing_machine_turned/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1332636541 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rc36o | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rc36o | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rc36o/tifu_threw_an_open_water_bottle_onto_my_bed/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 27 | null | null | I had been distracted by my phone while replacing the lid, so i absent-mindedly just did what I had been planning to do with the bottle before I was distracted. Now I have a soaking wet bed :( | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Threw an open water bottle onto my bed | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rc36o/tifu_threw_an_open_water_bottle_onto_my_bed/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ValuableRubbish | null | None | null | null | null | 1332804761 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rezgr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rezgr | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rezgr/tifu_today_i_was_going_to_study_for_tomorrows/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 96 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Today i was going to study for tomorrow's physics test, and i decided i should "check" reddit before i started. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rezgr/tifu_today_i_was_going_to_study_for_tomorrows/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1332804027 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | reyvf | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_reyvf | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/reyvf/today_i_was_going_to_study_for_tomorrows_physics/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Today i was going to study for tomorrow's physics test, and i decided i should "check" reddit before i started. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/reyvf/today_i_was_going_to_study_for_tomorrows_physics/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1332803141 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rey4c | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rey4c | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rey4c/tifu_gave_my_lady_friend_a_black_eye/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 42 | null | null | As I arrived at her house, I walked in to be greeted by my lovely lady friend and her cat, who darted through my legs while I was walking in. I tripped over the cat, falling forward onto my girlfriend who had just turned around to walk to her room, she fell and hit her face on a bat that her brother left on the floor.... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Gave my lady friend a black eye | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rey4c/tifu_gave_my_lady_friend_a_black_eye/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | --AutonomousKnight-- | null | None | null | null | null | 1332793226 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | repai | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_repai | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/repai/tifu_love/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Love... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/repai/tifu_love/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | merpmerp | null | None | null | null | null | 1332790652 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | remyv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_remyv | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/remyv/tifu_thought_my_class_started_at_250_turns_out_it/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 56 | null | null | Rushed to campus and as soon as I got a parking spot I realized my mistake. I missed an important review I really needed. No idea why I woke up and thought this today. It's the middle of the semester, I should know this shit, dammit! | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Thought my class started at 2:50, turns out it ended at 2:50 | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/remyv/tifu_thought_my_class_started_at_250_turns_out_it/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | JACKMHARRIS | null | None | null | null | null | 1332778832 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | red2e | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_red2e | null | 20 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/red2e/tifu_snipped_my_ball_bag_while_trimming_my_pubes/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 26 | null | null | I know this has happened to most blokes and it hurt like hell!! | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: snipped my ball bag while trimming my pubes! | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/red2e/tifu_snipped_my_ball_bag_while_trimming_my_pubes/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | im_tw1g | null | None | null | null | null | 1332757419 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | re0m2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_re0m2 | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/re0m2/tifu_i_asked_when_the_narwale_bacons_5_hours/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | and, yes, I am new here. I guess I've found a new way to sell my life to strangers! :D
EDIT: *narwhal
and by the way, first day on reddit. What should a narwhal look like when it bacons, cause i haven't seen one yet. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I asked when the narwale bacons... 5 hours before I joined reddit. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/re0m2/tifu_i_asked_when_the_narwale_bacons_5_hours/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | kirill14n | null | None | null | null | null | 1332728617 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rdkos | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rdkos | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rdkos/today_i_told_my_gf_that_nobody_loves_her/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | today I told my gf that nobody loves her | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rdkos/today_i_told_my_gf_that_nobody_loves_her/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1332728019 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rdk7e | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rdk7e | null | 22 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rdk7e/tifu_i_used_my_moms_pumice_stone_to_scratch_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 34 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I used my mom's pumice stone to scratch my balls in the shower. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rdk7e/tifu_i_used_my_moms_pumice_stone_to_scratch_my/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | LeapingLemon | null | None | null | null | null | 1332726612 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rdj2t | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rdj2t | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rdj2t/i_sprayed_an_upside_down_bottle_of_air_duster_on/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I'm a dumbass, i know :/ | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | I sprayed an upside down bottle of air duster on my wrist, how long will it stay a deep red? | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rdj2t/i_sprayed_an_upside_down_bottle_of_air_duster_on/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | pkhong | null | None | null | null | null | 1332723587 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rdgmc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rdgmc | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rdgmc/tifu_i_took_the_tip_of_a_lit_cigarette_and_put_it/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 13 | null | null | Don't know what I was doing, but it was pretty stupid. Lit my hand for about 3 seconds and did it twice. I now have a dark spot on my hand and regret that I've done it. I might end up with a scar now. I made a blister and it broke so I just ripped it off. It's about the pint size of a cigarette. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I took the tip of a lit cigarette and put it on my hand, I might end up with a scar now. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rdgmc/tifu_i_took_the_tip_of_a_lit_cigarette_and_put_it/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | bibbleskit | null | None | null | null | null | 1332723143 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rdg8y | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rdg8y | null | 22 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rdg8y/tifu_rained_hard_and_the_sides_of_the_streets_are/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 342 | null | null | I drove my car into the giant puddles to make huge splashes. So I did. Didn't see the old lady. The force of the wave not only soaked her, but also made her disappear into a bush. She's ok though. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: rained hard and the sides of the streets are flooded, thought it would be fun if... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rdg8y/tifu_rained_hard_and_the_sides_of_the_streets_are/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1332886179 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rgisa | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rgisa | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rgisa/tifu_glitched_my_way_to_a_mew_in_pokemon_blue_but/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Glitched my way to a Mew in Pokemon Blue but didn't have any Pokeballs once I got him. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rgisa/tifu_glitched_my_way_to_a_mew_in_pokemon_blue_but/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1332878597 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rgc6y | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rgc6y | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rgc6y/tifu_i_asked_a_girl_hey_hows_it_going_on_her_wall/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I asked a girl "Hey, how's it going?" on her wall and according to my friends this is wrong. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rgc6y/tifu_i_asked_a_girl_hey_hows_it_going_on_her_wall/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | kayraree | null | None | null | null | null | 1332866434 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rg1jp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rg1jp | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rg1jp/tifu_i_called_into_work_to_go_see_a_boy_who/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 4 | null | null | Technically it was yesterday, but I didn't find this subreddit until today. I do stupid things when I care about people. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I called into work to go see a boy who subsequently bailed. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rg1jp/tifu_i_called_into_work_to_go_see_a_boy_who/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1332865396 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rg0ps | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rg0ps | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rg0ps/tifu_didnt_have_renters_insurance_got_burglarized/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Well this didn't happen today, it happened a week ago, but gosh, tarnations, it still stings like hell. If only someone had told me about renters insurance when I moved into this place, my first apartment. I guess people assume you know because it's so obvious, right?
They broke in the backdoor of my garden apartment.... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Didn't have renter's insurance, got burglarized | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rg0ps/tifu_didnt_have_renters_insurance_got_burglarized/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | naturallyblonde86 | null | None | null | null | null | 1332840581 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rfndd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rfndd | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rfndd/tifu_by_brushing_my_teeth_with_my_grandpas/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 39 | null | null | The shit looked like toothpaste. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by brushing my teeth with my grandpa's ointment. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rfndd/tifu_by_brushing_my_teeth_with_my_grandpas/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1332823193 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rff56 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rff56 | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rff56/tifu_went_to_school_without_my_scubs/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | And some big important state legislators were on campus rating the school on professionalism.
I was sent home the second my teacher saw me in street clothes. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU went to school without my scubs | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rff56/tifu_went_to_school_without_my_scubs/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | LtDan92 | null | None | null | null | null | 1332808690 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rf2tk | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rf2tk | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rf2tk/tifu_thought_a_test_started_at_8_instead_of_630/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 10 | null | null | I ran into to the test room with just enough time to find out that I fucked up real bad and wouldn't be able to retake the test. I had just enough time to bubble in all of the answers. Thank Odin for multiple choice. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Thought a test started at 8 instead of 6:30. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rf2tk/tifu_thought_a_test_started_at_8_instead_of_630/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Classy_Dolphin | null | None | null | null | null | 1332972343 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ri8b4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ri8b4 | null | 43 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ri8b4/tifu_had_a_religious_debate_with_seriously/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 12 | null | null | Yeah, ok, so I'm the type; regularly browse R/Atheism, love Hitch, and I'm the kind of brainy nerd who loves to get angry about politics and religion. This girl (kinda half girlfriend, its complicated, read: not relevant) is really religious and I've always tried to avoid the topic. However, late last night in a string... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Had a religious debate with seriously Christian girl (love interest ofc) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ri8b4/tifu_had_a_religious_debate_with_seriously/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | itdeffwasnotme | null | None | null | null | null | 1332968647 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ri4yu | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ri4yu | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ri4yu/tifu_i_lost_my_130_headphones/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I have no idea how either. Beyond pissed is not enough to describe my feelings. I took them off before walking into a sandwich shop and shoved them into my pocket, got my sandwich to go, then walked up to a park bench to start to study. An hour later I was about to leave and noticed they were gone. I thought they we... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I lost my $130 headphones | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ri4yu/tifu_i_lost_my_130_headphones/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1332939071 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rhgm7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rhgm7 | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rhgm7/tifu_i_navigated_through_a_very_expensive_5/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 12 | null | null | As a reward I get to hear the whole thing again. Hooray! | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I navigated through a very expensive, 5
minute automated phone call only to miss the "3"
on my phone and accidentally hang up. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rhgm7/tifu_i_navigated_through_a_very_expensive_5/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | TrollingBaron | null | None | null | null | null | 1332933024 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rhe3m | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rhe3m | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rhe3m/tifu_i_attacked_the_groundwith_my_facefrom_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 52 | null | null | This wasn't today, but a few days back. I was at this lookout tower with my class, when I needed to pee real bad. I went and peed, then went to go down a flight of stairs to look out of the tower from there. I completely missed the first step in an epic fail, by kicking the guard rail, and flew down about 10 stairs, fa... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I attacked the ground...with my face...from the top of the stairs | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rhe3m/tifu_i_attacked_the_groundwith_my_facefrom_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | theeowl | null | None | null | null | null | 1332921856 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rh9zg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rh9zg | null | 19 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rh9zg/tifu_have_you_ever_had_a_girl_text_you_while_you/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 16 | null | null | When my friends girlfriend texted me mid-stroke I fucked up. I should have just finished and answered her question but noooo...... instead Captain Stupid has to sail blindly into getting all sexual with her. She is apparently WAY uptight about that kind of shit than I thought (which would have been obvious if mini-me ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Have you ever had a girl text you while you were whacking off? | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rh9zg/tifu_have_you_ever_had_a_girl_text_you_while_you/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | clearedasfiled | null | None | null | null | null | 1332909176 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rh2vc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rh2vc | null | 24 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rh2vc/tifu_i_sent_my_best_friend_whos_black_a_text_that/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 201 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I sent my best friend (who's black) a text that said "Lynch tomorrow?" | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rh2vc/tifu_i_sent_my_best_friend_whos_black_a_text_that/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | HeroDrift | null | None | null | null | null | 1332908357 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rh27c | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rh27c | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rh27c/tifu_caught_a_20_oz_coke_with_my_balls/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 30 | null | null | At the sandwich shop, grabbed a coke from the rack, dropped it, caught it between my hands and my manuggets. It seems the vasectomy from 2 months ago has heightened my junkular pain responsiveness. fyi. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Caught a 20 oz. coke with my balls | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rh27c/tifu_caught_a_20_oz_coke_with_my_balls/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Lothrazar | null | None | null | null | null | 1332901052 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rgvw4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rgvw4 | null | 27 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rgvw4/tifu_made_wife_feel_fat_and_unsexy/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 46 | null | null | She is only a few pounds overweight, way less than 200, and has been trying hard.
Today she was saying how it doesn't seem like a priority and she asked "do you ever find me unattractive because of my weight" and I instantly reacted by saying "Sometimes, but not most of the time".
Yeah. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: made wife feel fat and unsexy. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rgvw4/tifu_made_wife_feel_fat_and_unsexy/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Tenswank | null | None | null | null | null | 1332899231 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rgu79 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rgu79 | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rgu79/tifu_fapping_in_class_to_substitute_made_eye/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | She was the perfect teacher, and for French class, no less. She was the type of lean, delicious looking french woman, the type one would imagine all French females looked like.
Now, I can't say much about her teaching skills, because frankly, I cared extremely little about that factor. So there I was, in the middle of ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Fapping in class to substitute, made eye contact during finish | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rgu79/tifu_fapping_in_class_to_substitute_made_eye/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | JankstarrK | null | None | null | null | null | 1332893028 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rgosl | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rgosl | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rgosl/tifu_skipped_class_because_i_lost_my_worksheet/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Could have just gone and told the teacher I lost it instead now I have to email her and make up some bullshit. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Skipped class because I lost my worksheet that was due | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rgosl/tifu_skipped_class_because_i_lost_my_worksheet/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1333055928 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rjv53 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rjv53 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rjv53/tifu_unknowingly_i_just_cursed_out_my_landlords/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | Note: I originally posted this in AskReddit, which I guess was wrong? It got down-voted immediately. Anyway, onto the story...
I'm working at my computer in my first-floor apartment when this woman steps out of a silver SUV and walks over to my window and tells me to let her in. First of all, I'm not even sure that sh... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Unknowingly, I just cursed out my landlord's wife. I live in New York where housing is insane. Am I totally screwed? | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rjv53/tifu_unknowingly_i_just_cursed_out_my_landlords/ | null | null | null | null |
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