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Rating: Mature | Fandoms: Historical RPF, Classical Greece and Rome History & Literature RPF | Characters: Gaius Julius Caesar Octavianus Augustus, Octavian, Marcus Vipsanius Agrippa, Agrippa, Caecilia Pomponia Attica | Relationship: Octavian/Agrippa | Tags: Sex, Sexual Tension, Falling In Love, Ancient Rome, Politics,...
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Aristophanes Myth". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Aristophanes Myth") RESPONSE:
Aristophanes' Myth              The first time was at sixteen, over Aristophanes, which they weren't actually supposed to be reading; the tutor had designated it worthless for the education of young men. But as young men will, the two of them defied the tutor and set a small fire and sat, reading The Frogs aloud to eac...
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Rating: General Audiences | Characters: Arthur Dent, Ford Prefect, Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged | Relationship: Arthur Dent & Ford Prefect | Tags: Yuletide | Author: by Enigel | Published: 2007-12-25 00:00:00 | Words: 1,181
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Between a Waiter and a". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Between a Waiter and a") RESPONSE:
Ford peered hastily through the menu, then passed it to Arthur, who had even less of an idea what the odd names might mean, and how much more dubious than the name would the food itself prove to be. Ford then consulted the drinks list with all the collected calm of a piranha dropped in a tank of goldfish, pointing to t...
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Characters: Daniel Jackson, Vala Mal Doran | Relationship: Daniel Jackson/Vala Mal Doran | Author: by amaresu | Published: 2009-08-07 00:00:00 | Words: 1,368
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Road trip a trip on the". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Road trip a trip on the") RESPONSE:
Day One“Why can't I drive?”“Because I'm driving.”“What am I supposed to do then?”“Navigate. With the map.”“Navigate? That doesn't sound like nearly as much fun as driving. I could drive you know. I have a license.”“I'm sure you paid quite a bit of money for it too. Regardless, I've seen you drive and I'd rather not get...
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Rating: General Audiences | Characters: Ronon Dex, Rodney McKay, Richard Woolsey | Author: by Jadesfire2808 (Jadesfire) | Published: 2009-12-22 00:00:00 | Words: 2,286
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "In Memoriam". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "In Memoriam") RESPONSE:
Ronon remembers screaming. Remembers it from the very depths of his soul, not just because his throat hurts like hell. It feels like he bled out of every pore, even two days after Jennifer gave him the all-clear and took the straps from his wrists. She tells him that he didn't, that the pain-memory will fade. He knows ...
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Fandoms: Angel The Series, The Sandman | Characters: Illyria, Lucifer | Author: by girlupnorth | Published: 2010-06-08 00:00:00 | Words: 1,373
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Impression sunrise". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Impression sunrise") RESPONSE:
"Your place is with the rest of your people: dead and turned to ash," the human tells her. Illyria senses his despair and anguish, ill-concealed by arrogance and self-righteousness. He is so weak; she could kill him without moving one finger. "Nobody lives who would remember you."How little does he know and how faulty ...
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Rating: General Audiences | Characters: Beverly Crusher, Deanna Troi, William Riker | Relationship: Deanna Troi/Will Riker | Tags: Past Tense, POV Deanna Troi, POV Third Person, POV Female Character, Moving, Canon Compliant, Past Relationship(s), Getting Back Together, Post-Movie: Star Trek Generations (1994), I refuse...
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Moving In". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Moving In") RESPONSE:
"I didn't realise you owned so much," Beverly Crusher grunted from behind the hefty crate of personal belongings she was carrying, struggling to fit between the doorframe of the new crew cabin without scraping the uniform from her arms.There was an indistinguishable sound from the side of the couch, where even more box...
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Rating: Explicit | Characters: Lee Adama, Kara Thrace, Sam Anders | Relationship: Lee Adama/Kara Thrace/Sam Anders | Tags: Comment Fic, Community: comment_fic, Threesome - F/M/M | Author: by nothinbuttherain (beyondtherubicon) | Published: 2010-05-24 00:00:00 | Words: 789
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Untitled". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Untitled") RESPONSE:
There had been a fight with Lee. A big one. It was the kind of fight that started with them screaming at each other over something that had nothing to do with why they were actually angry. After they'd called each other a series of horrible names Kara decided to quit wasting her breath and walked away. Several hours an...
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Rating: Explicit | Characters: Geoffrey Chaucer, Wat Fowlehurst | Relationship: Geoffrey Chaucer/Wat Fowlehurst | Tags: Plot What Plot | Author: by catwalksalone | Published: 2009-11-14 00:00:00 | Words: 763
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Wherever You Go". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Wherever You Go") RESPONSE:
Geoffrey follows the strange sounds, moving as silently as he can over the forest floor. He is the hunter and his words are his weapons, he hones them mercilessly as he pushes aside branches and steps over roots, twisted and gnarled with age.Wat is attempting to sing again. Geoffrey has heard him at it before, but only...
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Rating: Mature | Characters: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester | Relationship: Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester | Author: by keysmash | Published: 2010-01-05 00:00:00 | Words: 935
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "SPN Fic Here in the dark". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "SPN Fic Here in the dark") RESPONSE:
It took Sam a long time to come back to himself, back to consciousness. He was tangled up in something, held down, too warm, and breathing too fast, and he got a few good jabs in with his elbows and knees before he made sense of the noise in the room."Sammy, Sammy, c'mon," someone was saying, and of course it was Dean....
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Tags: Character of Color, Amnesia, New York Yankees | Author: by BridgetMcKennitt | Published: 2010-06-06 00:00:00 | Words: 5,202
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "A Blank Slate Erased And". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "A Blank Slate Erased And") RESPONSE:
1. It was the bottom of the fourth and Alex Rodriguez was up at bat. It was another Yankees versus the Red Sox game at Yankee Stadium and the score was tied 1 to 1. Josh Beckett gave a curt nod to Jason Varitek, the Red Sox captain and catcher, before throwing a fastball straight to Alex. It should have hit Jason's gl...
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Rating: Explicit | Characters: Kara Zor-El, Bruce Wayne | Relationship: Bruce Wayne/Kara Zor-El | Author: by Medie | Published: 2010-02-22 00:00:00 | Words: 2,337
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "the room with the view". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "the room with the view") RESPONSE:
*Kara's entrance stole the show.Bruce took one look at her body in that fire engine red dress and choked on his drink. When had those happened?He watched mutely as she threaded her way through the casino, politely fending off admirers as she went. (And with that neckline there were a lot of them) Bruce grabbed another...
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Rating: General Audiences | Characters: Luna Lovegood, Bill Weasley | Tags: Egypt, Mummies, Greater Wizarding World | Author: by zephrene | Published: 2010-04-22 00:00:00 | Words: 3,031
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Friends in Strange". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Friends in Strange") RESPONSE:
Autumn 2007, The Valley of the Kings, EgyptLuna had the strangest feeling that she'd been here before.  Perhaps in was simply the perspective - it wasn't every day that she got a close look at tomb paintings upside-down because her foot was caught in a fissure where a great chunk of the ceiling used to be. Was there...
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Rating: General Audiences | Tags: Episode Related, Episode: s01e04 Walkabout, Introspection, One Shot | Author: by Settiai | Published: 2004-10-13 00:00:00 | Words: 300
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "His Destiny". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "His Destiny") RESPONSE:
When he tried to move his toes, it was a completely unconscious action. Even after four years of living as a cripple, his mind still refused to comprehend that he would never walk again. Morning after morning he woke up and attempted to force his legs into moving, and morning after morning he was rudely reminded that...
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Rating: General Audiences | Characters: Changmin, Jaejoong, Yoochun | Author: by Eliza | Published: 2007-11-27 00:00:00 | Words: 380 | Series: Paris Flash
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Scene 3". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Scene 3") RESPONSE:
They weren't in a hotel for this trip, but in a rented apartment in an actual neighbourhood. As he leaned out the window, finishing his breakfast, the traffic below him was made up of delivery vans and motor scooters, and people heading to work, a number of them catching the bus at the stop across the street. It really...
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Rating: General Audiences | Fandoms: Lord of the Rings (2001 2002 2003), Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien | Relationship: Aragorn/Boromir | Author: by Lanna Michaels (lannamichaels) | Published: 2003-01-01 00:00:00 | Words: 766
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Vigilance". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Vigilance") RESPONSE:
He cleans the room carefully. Every dustmite, every sign of age or change, is swept away. The room has to be perfect. Perfect as it was the day the one he loved left and didn't come back.Aragorn won't let anyone else clean this room. The servants whisper that, in this room, Aragorn finally cries. In this room, Aragorn ...
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Rating: General Audiences | Characters: Aziraphale, Crowley | Tags: Comment Fic | Author: by Enigel | Published: 2004-03-18 00:00:00 | Words: 181
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Office Hours". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Office Hours") RESPONSE:
The first time Crowley heard about computers he ran to Aziraphale's bookshop, didn't bother to knock even though he knew how much the angel hated that, and announced in a triumphant tone that his job had just become easier and wasn't Aziraphale interested in a holiday? Because he, Crowley, would soon be able to afford ...
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Rating: Explicit | Characters: Pike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)), Benny (Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)) | Relationship: Pike/Benny | Tags: Drama, Post-Canon, Reunions | Author: by Viridian5 | Published: 2000-11-12 00:00:00 | Words: 2,952
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Reunion". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Reunion") RESPONSE:
Benny watched as Pike fought off the two remaining vampires in the alley. Pike had already dusted one of the three that had attacked him, but the other two tossed him around like a toy. He looked tired, but that could only be expected when he lived a daytime life and had to fend off vampires by night.Buffy may have t...
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Rating: General Audiences | Characters: Peter Wimsey, Mary Wimsey, Charles Parker | Tags: Yuletide | Author: by dafna | Published: 2004-12-25 00:00:00 | Words: 2,532
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "The Unlikely Story of a". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "The Unlikely Story of a") RESPONSE:
A pale arm twitched back a corner of the coverlet. The owner of the arm considered whether to address the day. He rather thought not.The sun had risen a few notches higher over 110 Piccadilly when Lord Peter Wimsey next opened his eyes. He immediately shut them again. Chronological time was not a thing a man should be ...
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Rating: Mature | Characters: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Severus Snape | Tags: Drugs | Author: by Xochiquetzl | Published: 2004-07-10 00:00:00 | Words: 1,240
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Reefer Madness". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Reefer Madness") RESPONSE:
Sirius grinned and locked the dorm room door, then pulled a joint out from under his mattress."Sirius," Remus objected. "I'm a prefect!""I'm only doing it for you!" Sirius said. "I imagine you're feeling stiff and sore because of the time of month." He grinned. "Nicked it from Sprout, just for you.""For me?" He gave S...
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Relationship: Ronon Dex/John Sheppard | Author: by kestrelsan | Published: 2005-12-22 00:00:00 | Words: 5,434
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Morale in the Workplace". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Morale in the Workplace") RESPONSE:
A few weeks into the new team structure, Ronon walked into John's quarters without knocking and said, "I need you to mark me."John looked up from a half-mug of cold coffee and a nearly finished report on PM-420. Stinging insects, bogs, and a stench that defied all preparation and reason; he was recommending it not be p...
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Rating: Mature | Characters: Jensen Ackles, Jeffrey Dean Morgan | Relationship: Jensen Ackles/Jeffrey Dean Morgan | Tags: Jealousy | Author: by embroiderama | Published: 2010-01-19 00:00:00 | Words: 957 | Series: Truth 'Verse
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Green-Eyed Monster". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Green-Eyed Monster") RESPONSE:
*thunk*Jeff took a sip of his beer and settled back into his chair, watching the crowd gathered near the bar's dartboard through heavy-lidded eyes.*thunk*He watched Jared, gesturing toward Jensen with his hand as he talked to some pretty little thing. Watched Jensen smile widely at them for a moment before turning back...
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Rating: General Audiences | Characters: Vyse, Aika, Fina | Relationship: Aika/Fina | Tags: Fluff, Post-Canon, Community: 30_kisses | Author: by Wallwalker | Published: 2009-12-01 00:00:00 | Words: 491
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Diamonds". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Diamonds") RESPONSE:
The heavy door to the ancient treasure fell down with a satisfying clang, and the three excited pirates behind it pushed their way into the room. "We did it!" Aika shouted as she pushed past her companions. "We finally got into the legendary treasure room of the Ancient Palace! We are going to be so rich-"She stopped s...
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Rating: Explicit | Characters: Greg House, James Wilson | Relationship: house/wilson | Author: by marginaliana | Published: 2006-04-01 00:00:00 | Words: 3,756
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "End Racism in the OTW -". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "End Racism in the OTW -") RESPONSE:
James Wilson was tired, bone tired. He'd spent the day trying to keep people from dying and not always succeeding, as usual, and he'd had a thoroughly depressing meeting with Julie and their lawyers in which she made it plain that she thought him quite worthless except for the money she was going to wring out of the di...
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Rating: Explicit | Characters: James T. Kirk, Cupcake, Leah McCoy | Relationship: James T. Kirk/Cupcake/Leah McCoy | Tags: Alternate Universe - Dark, Mirror Universe, Genderswap, Threesome - F/M/M, Minor Character Death | Author: by Rubynye | Published: 2010-01-10 00:00:00 | Words: 6,072 | Series: Fire And Ice
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Those Who Favor Fire". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Those Who Favor Fire") RESPONSE:
Title: Those Who Favor FireFandom: Star Trek XIRating: NC-17 with warnings.Pairing: Mirror!Kirk/Mirror!Cupcake/Mirror!Leah McCoySummary: In which Dr. Leah McCoy does not get a night off.Prompt: "Can we get some likes-to-direct!Kirk in here?" at the Kink Meme.Content Advisory: Non-consensual, threats of violence (inclu...
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Rating: General Audiences | Author: by Jude | Published: 2009-12-18 00:00:00 | Words: 246
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Wings to Fly Hands to". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Wings to Fly Hands to") RESPONSE:
"Who are the Toga?" Rakka asked one evening at dinner. "And why aren't they allowed to speak to anyone but the Communicator?"Reki and Nemu traded glances across the table. Kana kept eating. Hikari looked around curiously, apparently wondering if any of the others knew.Yuu gazed out the balcony doors thoughtfully. "The ...
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Rating: Explicit | Characters: Carson Beckett, Laura Cadman, Kate Heightmeyer, Kavanagh, Miko Kusanagi, Evan Lorne, Rodney McKay, John Sheppard, Simpson, Elizabeth Weir, Teyla Emmagan | Relationship: Laura Cadman/Evan Lorne | Tags: AU, Dark, Het, Body Modification, Xenophilia | Author: by havocthecat | Published: 2007-...
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Paroxysm". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Paroxysm") RESPONSE:
Laura shouldered her P-90 and radioed Kate. "Therapy's over for the day," she said. "You heard about the lockdown?""I heard," said Kate, her voice tinny through the radio. "I'm on my way back to my quarters now. Do you know why we can't access the systems?""Something's glitching them up," said Laura. "Engineering ...
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Rating: Mature | Characters: Mike Stoker, Johnny Gage, Chet Kelly, Mike Stanley, Marco Lopez, Roy DeSoto, OFC | Tags: Angst, Drama, Alternate Canon, Novella | Author: by inkling | Published: 2000-05-06 00:00:00 | Words: 49,350 | Series: inkling's Stoker series
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "One-winged Birds". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "One-winged Birds") RESPONSE:
...and we take from our lives those days when everything moved,tree, cloud, water, sun, blue between two clouds, and moon,days that danced, vibrating days, chance poem...And our livesare on the line. Until we die, our lives are on the mend.~~Richard Hugo Mike was working overhaul on the ground floor when Marco found th...
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Characters: Teyla Emmagan, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Aiden Ford | Tags: Team, Drama | Author: by tielan | Published: 2005-04-18 00:00:00 | Words: 3,225
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Definitely Not Friendly". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Definitely Not Friendly") RESPONSE:
In the Atlantis database of Stargate connections, there is an entry beside the planet designated P9L-253. It’s a planet Elizabeth Weir knows well, she’s looked at it many times.Beside the designation lies the message: Major John Sheppard and team missing. Possibly not friendly.--John woke up in the biting pre-dawn and ...
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Rating: Explicit | Characters: Merlin, Arthur Pendragon | Relationship: Merlin/Arthur Pendragon | Tags: PWP | Author: by seperis | Published: 2009-04-12 00:00:00 | Words: 1,833
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Bedmate". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Bedmate") RESPONSE:
Winter celebrations stretch the nights hours long than they should, well after anyone sane would retire from the chill of the hall to enjoy the warmth of their own chambers and comfort of their own beds. He'd been among them, once upon a time, passing hot wine with his knights and the younger members of his father's c...
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Fandoms: Angel: the Series, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV) | Characters: Allen Francis Doyle, Angel, Buffy Summers, Dawn Summers, Spike, Willow Rosenberg | Relationship: Allen Francis Doyle/Dawn Summers | Tags: Alternate Reality, Ghosts, One Shot, Pregnancy | Author: by Settiai | Publishe...
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Souls Intertwined". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Souls Intertwined") RESPONSE:
Dawn was thirteen when she first saw him. It was a few days after the Gentlemen had visited Sunnydale, and she had finally managed to sneak out from under her mom's watchful eyes.It had been late in the afternoon, but she had known that there was at least another two hours before the sun would sink low enough for vampi...
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Rating: General Audiences | Characters: Methos, Darius | Tags: General, Historicial | Author: by Ariana Deralte (ArianaDeralte), ArianaDeralte | Published: 2009-12-09 00:00:00 | Words: 2,423 | Series: Old Friends Series
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Les Temps". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Les Temps") RESPONSE:
It was an interesting time to live in Paris. Not as interesting as twenty years before during the revolution, but interesting nonetheless. The shape of Paris was changing all around his little church. He didn't approve of Emperor Napoleon's constant warmongering, and many followed the British in calling him a tyrant, b...
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Rating: Explicit | Tags: Alternate Universe | Author: by lori (zakhad) | Published: 2009-12-27 00:00:00 | Words: 48,530 | Series: Captain and Counselor
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Leopards on a Limb". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Leopards on a Limb") RESPONSE:
. . . 'Well, calling names won't catch dinner,' said the Ethiopian. 'The long and the little of it is that we don't match our backgrounds. I'm going to take Baviaan's advice. He told me I ought to change: and as I've nothing to change except my skin I'm going to change that.''What to?' said the Leopard, tremendously ex...
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Rating: Mature | Characters: Adam Lambert, Tommy Ratliff | Relationship: Adam Lambert/Tommy Ratliff | Author: by dramady, edonyx | Published: 2010-01-09 00:00:00 | Words: 12,927 | Series: Until The End Of The World
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "We Are Still Here". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "We Are Still Here") RESPONSE:
The electricity's off now; it's been off for weeks, and Tommy and Adam have had to barbecue almost everything. Not that barbecue is ever a bad thing, but now it's really starting to get cold. This morning, Tommy wakes up and looks out the bedroom window to see a fine carpet of snow on the ground, and he already knows t...
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Relationship: Malcolm Reynolds/Inara Serra | Author: by kashmir | Published: 2006-03-14 00:00:00 | Words: 506
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "N Is For Nostalgia". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "N Is For Nostalgia") RESPONSE:
He found her sitting on one of the catwalks above the cargo bay the next evening. Or what passed for evening out in the black. She was still wearing the same pair of overalls she'd worn to dinner the night before.He was still unwilling to admit they had any effect on his insides.She smiled up at him when she heard him ...
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Rating: Explicit | Characters: Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, Dean Winchester | Tags: J-Squared, Jared/Dean!Jensen, roleplaying, Impala | Author: by parenthetical | Published: 2007-03-29 00:00:00 | Words: 3,062 | Series: Character Bleed
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Method Acting". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Method Acting") RESPONSE:
Jared doesn't think there's anything wrong about him having a bit of a crush on Dean Winchester.He figures it's pretty much understandable. Maybe even to be expected. After all, Dean looks almost exactly like Jensen, only cockier, with harder edges and a razor-sharp grin. What's more, Jared knows Dean, has spent so muc...
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Rating: Explicit | Relationship: Spike/Angel | Tags: BDSM | Author: by flake_sake, Morgana | Published: 2010-01-01 00:00:00 | Words: 20,083 | Series: Playing Games
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Opening Gambit". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Opening Gambit") RESPONSE:
He's following me. He's been following me every night when I've gone out on patrol. He doesn't think I know, but then subtlety never was Angelus' strong suit. He always did prefer a club when a fingertip would've done. But I'm not going to let on, not when the game's barely started. Besides, I've patrolled all week, fo...
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Rating: General Audiences | Characters: Rodney McKay, John Sheppard | Tags: Tag McKay & Mrs Miller, Tag to Echoes | Author: by SunnyD_lite | Published: 2007-11-24 00:00:00 | Words: 1,532
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Care Package". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Care Package") RESPONSE:
Rodney opened his "personal exposure to radiation" spreadsheet, adding data from their latest misadventure. Maybe he should have Carson start scanning for various cancers? No, he should have the botanists search for cancer curing machines in the Ancient databases. Hadn't one of the reports mentioned something about can...
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Rating: General Audiences | Relationship: Jack/Claire | Tags: commentfic | Author: by slybrunette | Published: 2008-12-18 00:00:00 | Words: 243
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "thought i could leave". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "thought i could leave") RESPONSE:
Somehow he expects her to look different. The tan fades from their skin, all of them, the ones that came back. He looks in the mirror and he sees a hollowed out, tired face that isn’t helped by his newfound pallor.Claire looks the same as she always did. All milky, smooth skin, full of life in that way that he’s not su...
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Rating: Explicit | Characters: Fourth Doctor, Romana II, Duggan | Relationship: Fourth Doctor/Romana II/Duggan | Tags: Threesome, Episode Related | Author: by biichan | Published: 2009-07-18 00:00:00 | Words: 1,435
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Three To Tango". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Three To Tango") RESPONSE:
"So do you live here, in this box of yours?" Duggan asked, peering around the roundish room with its white walls. There were circle things on the walls. He couldn't remember at first what they were called."Oh yes," said Romana, smiling at him. The Doctor didn't smile, but he'd stuck his head under the mushroom-shaped t...
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Fandoms: xxxHoLic, Pet Shop of Horrors | Characters: Ichihara Yuuko, Watanuki Kimihiro, Count D, Mokona Modoki, Kunogi Himawari, Doumeki Haruka, Maru (xxxHolic), Moro (xxxHolic) | Tags: Rivalry, greed - Freeform, Food, Tea, sweet tooth, Community: springkink, Crossover, Possessive Behavi...
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Like Likes Like". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Like Likes Like") RESPONSE:
Himawari had a very serious expression on her face as she tasted the pastry. Watanuki thought she looked utterly adorable."I think your baba au rhum was nicer than this one, Watanuki-kun. This one's a little more dry."Watanuki positively glowed. "I'm going to try to make some chocolate cups today for Yuuko-san's tea...
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Rating: Mature | Characters: Riley Finn, Xander Harris | Relationship: Riley Finn/Xander Harris | Tags: Pre-Slash | Author: by ethrosdemon, inkandchocolate | Published: 2010-05-28 00:00:00 | Words: 1,765
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Filling in the Gaps II". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Filling in the Gaps II") RESPONSE:
Xander is a godsend. When I think things like that now, I have to stop and wonder if I mean that literally. Did god really send Xander to me as consolation for everything else that has gone wrong? If not God with a capitol then maybe my god with a little g. The one who is assigned to watch over my sorry ass. That god, ...
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Rating: General Audiences | Characters: Betty Cooper, Archie Andrews, Veronica Lodge, Reggie Mantle, Jughead Jones | Tags: Groundhog Day, Humor, Femslash, Het, Slash | Author: by livii | Published: 2009-12-20 00:00:00 | Words: 3,250
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Long and Lustrous Winter". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Long and Lustrous Winter") RESPONSE:
It's a normal, average, everyday sort of day at Riverdale High.Betty gets up bright and early as usual, does her simple makeup, fixes her ponytail, goes to school. English, math, lunch, geography, and gym. During English class Veronica passes her a note – date with Archie tonight, new blue dress or green one? Betty ...
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Rating: Explicit | Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms | Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Lestrade (Inspector) | Relationship: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson | Author: by JaneTurenne | Published: 2009-11-17 00:00:00 | Words: 42,084
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "One Week". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "One Week") RESPONSE:
For Katie Sunday It began innocently enough.Well, no, as a matter of fact, it did not begin innocently enough, not by any normal standard. The fact that I feel justified in starting off my narrative in such a way is proof only of how very far from innocent it eventually became. It actually began with Holmes smoking a...
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Rating: General Audiences | Tags: season: pre-series, Drabble | Author: by deird1 | Published: 2009-11-16 00:00:00 | Words: 100 | Series: Buffyverse drabbles
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Effort". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Effort") RESPONSE:
"Well, no, but before this year she was never really-" "I think you'll find her grades-" "If I could-" "There were some extenuating-" "If you'd please just consider-" Dial tone. Yet another person opting for the hanging-up-on-crazy-mother-with-psychotic-child idea. She sighed, and slumped in the chair.It was hopeless."...
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Characters: Karl Foster, Todd Grimshaw, Sean Tully | Tags: Post-Canon, 3000-5000 Words | Author: by Maels (queen_ypolita) | Published: 2004-11-25 00:00:00 | Words: 4,687
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Letting Go". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Letting Go") RESPONSE:
Karl walked leisurely along Canal Street, nodding to people he knew and feeling how his anticipation for a great night was mounting. He spotted Sean talking to someone by the bridge and waved a greeting. For some reason the sight of Sean always got him on good mood – not that there was any need for extra cheering tonig...
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Tags: Romance | Author: by sarasusa | Published: 2010-05-26 00:00:00 | Words: 1,336
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Leaving Apastron". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Leaving Apastron") RESPONSE:
Title: Leaving ApastronFandom: Hikaru no GoDisclaimer: Series created by Yumi Hotta and Takeshi Obata. No harm is intended nor profit gained from this fanfiction.Characters/Pairing: Kaga and TsutsuiRating/Warning: Teen (implied same-gender attraction, slight language).Summary: Post-series. A mid-game interruption can...
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Characters: Drusilla, Spike, Original Female Character | Relationship: Drusilla/Spike | Tags: Drabble, Dark, Horror, Pre-Canon, Community: open_on_sunday | Author: by a2zmom | Published: 2007-06-04 00:00:00 | Words: 100
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Sparing the Rod". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Sparing the Rod") RESPONSE:
"Your table manners are quite horrid. You have raspberry jam all over the front of your frock.""I don't think the poppet is going to apologize, pet.""She is a rather rude child. She insulted Miss Edith and the poor dear was just beside herself. Still, mama was adamant that striking a child never accomplished anything. ...
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Rating: Explicit | Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay | Relationship: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard | Tags: Makeup, Blow Jobs, Porn Battle | Author: by Zinnith | Published: 2010-05-14 00:00:00 | Words: 314
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Adorned". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Adorned") RESPONSE:
Rodney never thought of himself as kinky. Sure, he likes sex just as much as the any other guy, and he's not the one to pass up a little variation. But some of the things John shows him... Things he never would have expected to find hot, not in a million years.Like now, when he's leaning against the headboard of the be...
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Characters: Angel, Connor, Lawson | Author: by elisi | Published: 2009-11-26 00:00:00 | Words: 2,007
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "His Real Father". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "His Real Father") RESPONSE:
The darkness was comforting. Connor had been brought up in it, understood how to move in it - how to become a shadow amongst shadows; and he felt more at home out here in the forever night of the 'urban jungle' than inside houses that always made him think of traps.He'd fled the hotel, no one there having the power to ...
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Rating: Mature | Characters: Robin, Joker, El Dragón - Character | Tags: Community: fortycakes | Author: by angelikitten | Published: 2010-01-10 00:00:00 | Words: 266
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Pleasing and Pleading". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Pleasing and Pleading") RESPONSE:
The Joker was pleased. He was happy that he had managed to capture Robin."It will please me to keep you here." he said, as he finished tying Robin up. "It will make me feel good. It pleased me to trap you.""Please, Joker, let me go." Robin pleaded. "I politely ask that you let me go.""Now Robin, you know that's not how...
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Rating: General Audiences | Characters: Ned (Pushing Daisies), Olive Snook | Relationship: Ned/Olive | Author: by NeoVenus22 | Published: 2009-12-19 00:00:00 | Words: 1,359
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Filling". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Filling") RESPONSE:
Four months, eight days, twelve hours, and fifty-two minutes after Chuck had left the Pie Hole and her apartment above it, Ned the Pie Maker looked up from his task of inelegantly hacking into a pear, to find Olive Snook, his longest-employed and now solitary waitress, staring at him."What?""No one should ever feel sad...
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Rating: Mature | Characters: Adam Lambert, Tommy Ratliff | Relationship: Adam Lambert/Tommy Ratliff (UST) | Author: by Minxie | Published: 2010-07-03 00:00:00 | Words: 629
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Sureties". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Sureties") RESPONSE:
There're a few things that Tommy Joe is sure about in life: L.A. will be ridiculously hot in the summer, screaming fangirls will always make his dick hard, and eyeliner really is his thing.And he's pretty sure that sex with Adam is an experience. Not that he truly knows. Not like first hand, been in your bed, up agains...
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Characters: Kathryn Janeway, Chakotay | Relationship: Janeway/Chakotay | Tags: Poetry, Plot What Plot | Author: by cruisedirector, CyberMum | Published: 2002-02-02 00:00:00 | Words: 334
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Hollow Holo-Love". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Hollow Holo-Love") RESPONSE:
It seems when one travels through space One has to avoid the embrace Of one's sexy first mate Who would like to relate If he could only get to first base.One tries to find a substitute To assuage an urge so acute That one contemplates sex On the ships holo-decks In lieu of that guy in the suit.When searching for progra...
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Rating: General Audiences | Characters: Lord Henry Blackwood, Lord Coward | Relationship: Lord Henry Blackwood/Lord Coward | Author: by unsettled | Published: 2010-07-01 00:00:00 | Words: 908
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Do Nothing". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Do Nothing") RESPONSE:
He left when Holmes showed his face, because Lord Blackwood asked him to. I need them to arrest me. London needs to know who is behind these sacrifices. We will whip them into a frenzy of fear and madness. He leaves, and does not let the events that take place bother him, because Lord Blackwood has a plan, and everythi...
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Rating: General Audiences | Characters: Lord Barham, Letty, Prudence, Robin, Tony | Tags: Yuletide, Regency, heyer, Georgette Heyer - Freeform, Historical | Author: by tosca | Published: 2009-12-20 00:00:00 | Words: 1,906
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Of Events Past and". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Of Events Past and") RESPONSE:
Of Events Past and Future "She laughed. 'You're infatuated, sir. But I'm not respectable, give you my word. In boy's clothes I've kept a gaming-house with my father; I've escaped out of windows and up chimneys; I've travelled in the tail of an army not English; I've played a dozen parts, and – well, it has been necessa...
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Relationship: Paul Ironhorse/Harrison Blackwood | Tags: Angst, Romance | Author: by Joram (Bethia) | Published: 2010-05-18 00:00:00 | Words: 5,242
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "The Visit". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "The Visit") RESPONSE:
"Do you mind if we make a detour, Doctor?" Colonel Ironhorse's voice broke the long silence. Blackwood, for once driving the Bronco, cast a quick look of surprise at his friend slumped tiredly in the passenger seat."Not at all. Why?" he asked. Usually after the sort of alien activity they'd just dealt with Paul - along...
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Rating: Explicit | Relationship: Tyson Ritter/Nick Wheeler | Tags: Bondage | Author: by fizzyblogic (phizzle) | Published: 2007-06-20 00:00:00 | Words: 18,976
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Cast Into the Sky". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Cast Into the Sky") RESPONSE:
The covers band who were playing this party were okay, Tyson noticed as he tried out the punch. (A little too peachy for his taste.) They'd started on their last song just when Harry had come over to tell him he didn't need to man the door any more, so Ty had only caught the tail end of them actually playing; he'd hear...
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Characters: Joey Parker, Mary Santiago | Tags: Abuse, Hurt/Comfort, Character Study, Tragedy | Author: by aHostileRainbow | Published: 2009-11-07 00:00:00 | Words: 721
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Princesses-in-Waiting". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Princesses-in-Waiting") RESPONSE:
It caught me off guard.It shouldn’t have, really. I mean, I had seen the way she was treated in public, I didn’t even want to think how it was when no one was around to see.But I guess I hadn’t thought that far before because it almost…frightened me. The look in her eyes as she watched me try to make conversation and t...
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Rating: General Audiences | Characters: John Sheppard, Elizabeth Weir | Tags: Workplace | Author: by Penknife | Published: 2010-02-22 00:00:00 | Words: 335
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Details Details". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Details Details") RESPONSE:
Elizabeth caught John's eye as he passed by her office, with an expression that made him wish he'd passed by faster. "Colonel Sheppard, do you have a minute?" John wondered who'd done what that was unfortunate, and which of a wide variety of possible ways it was unfortunate, and what he was expected to do about it."Sur...
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Rating: Mature | Relationship: Sean Astin/Elijah Wood | Tags: Part 1/5 of The Ties That Bind Series, old-school lotrips | Author: by Annwyn | Published: 2010-02-07 00:00:00 | Words: 1,866 | Series: The Ties That Bind
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "The Ties That Bind". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "The Ties That Bind") RESPONSE:
Elijah doesn't want to be here. He isn't a frigging masochist. He hates pain. Hates the agony of having his heart ripped out of him. Detests the gnawing that grips his gut whenever his thoughts slip out of control. He hadn't thought that mental anguish would manifest in such physical ways. Had thought it all poetic lic...
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Rating: General Audiences | Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel: the Series | Characters: Spike, Angel | Tags: Future Fic, Drabble | Author: by Jen | Published: 2009-11-18 00:00:00 | Words: 100
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Here at the End of All". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Here at the End of All") RESPONSE:
The legions of hell were advancing down the alley, but Spike was studying Angel instead.  You had to hand it to him, he thought grudgingly.  Cool as a cucumber in the face of certain death.  No waffling, no boo-hooing.  All business.  A real champion. He’d always admired Angel.  It felt safe to admit it now.  And sudde...
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Rating: General Audiences | Author: by Andraste | Published: 2004-10-15 00:00:00 | Words: 794
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "The Fullness Thereof". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "The Fullness Thereof") RESPONSE:
Michael recalled, with the long, unbroken memory of an angel, the last time a shock that approached this one had come upon the Host. The day that his brother had rebelled had been ... but no. There was no true basis for comparison.He stood in silence as those around him reacted to his words - falling to their knees, or...
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Rating: General Audiences | Characters: Tom Ryan, Stephen Hart, Hilary Becker | Tags: Drabble, Alternate Universe - Afterlife | Author: by Joe_Reaves | Published: 2010-04-08 00:00:00 | Words: 100
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Unexpected Guest". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Unexpected Guest") RESPONSE:
"Becker!""Captain.""Stephen, meet Captain Becker. He was one of my men; he got promoted after...""You mean he's our replacement.""I was.""How did you end up here with me and Ryan, then?""I don't know. One minute I was trying to push that bloody idiot out of the way of one of his 'beautiful' creatures that was trying to...
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Characters: Castiel, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester | Relationship: Castiel/Dean Winchester | Tags: Case Fic, Folklore, Action/Adventure, Episode: s05e04 The End, Hallucinations, Hurt/Comfort, Kissing, Filipino folklore, Angst, Mindfuck, Doppelganger | Author: by Las | Published: 2010-0...
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Heaven Sent You". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Heaven Sent You") RESPONSE:
Dean introduces himself as Special Agent Plant and catches himself before he says, "And this is my partner, Agent Page." It gives him a sour feeling, but there's a sheriff to mislead and a terrified hiker to question, and Dean has no time to linger on the absences in his life.Later, he's back in the motel room with a s...
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Rating: Not Rated | Fandoms: Russian Fairy Tales, Harry Potter - Rowling | Characters: Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Lily Evans Potter | Tags: The Princess Bride References | Author: by treewishes | Published: 2008-05-18 00:00:00 | Words: 17,766
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Kukolka". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Kukolka") RESPONSE:
Kukolka, by H. Granger, was my favorite book of all when I was a kid, though I had never read it. You see, my Gran used to read it to me.When she passed away, all of us named in her will got to go through her house and pick out just one thing as a keepsake. I was so happy to find that Kukolka was still there when it fi...
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Characters: Duo Maxwell, Heero Yuy, Hirde Schbeicker | Tags: Angst, Death, Supernatural - Freeform, possible fangirl japanese | Author: by Lys ap Adin (lysapadin) | Published: 2001-07-25 00:00:00 | Words: 2,306
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Forever Love". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Forever Love") RESPONSE:
Duo stared intently at the boy lying next to him. "I love you, you know," he commented, almost casually.Heero frowned back at him, the same wary expression that always greeted Duo's declarations of sentiment flowing easily into his eyes. "Why do you say that?""Because it's true." Duo grinned. "And because it drives you...
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Rating: Explicit | Characters: Rupert Giles, Buffy Summers | Relationship: Rupert Giles/Buffy Summers | Tags: Dubious Consent | Author: by nevernever (elucidate_this) | Published: 2010-04-18 00:00:00 | Words: 654
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Policy". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Policy") RESPONSE:
When he'd first heard of the practice he'd been disgusted. He'd argued with his professor, his father, the head of the council only to be told over and over that he had no choice."This is how it has always, and will always be done. Slayers have needs and they cannot be allowed to overcome the girls' lives. This is t...
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Rating: Explicit | Characters: Clark Kent, Lex Luthor | Relationship: Clark Kent/Lex Luthor | Tags: Porn Battle, Lessons, Fanart, Manip, Bondage, Green Kryptonite, mini!fic | Author: by Betrue (beet) | Published: 2010-01-19 00:00:00 | Words: 60
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Lesson Unlearned". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Lesson Unlearned") RESPONSE:
Lex wants Clark to be safe. That's why he tests him. That's why he stepped into the villainous role he hates. As much as he teaches Clark, there are some lessons that seem to go unlearned. And though it frustrates Lex, he also has to admit that there is a distinctive upside to Superman's occasional failures to elude...
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Relationship: James T. Kirk/Leonard McCoy | Tags: Slash, Drabble | Author: by pushkin666 | Published: 2010-01-23 00:00:00 | Words: 100
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Blue Shirt". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Blue Shirt") RESPONSE:
Jim watches from the bed as Bones dresses for work. He wonders how long it will be before he notices his blue shirt is missing."Jim, where have you put my shirt?" And yes there's the glare."Shirt ? what shirt?" He attempts to look innocent."My blue shirt." Before Kirk can say anything the bed sheets are ripped away, t...
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Rating: Explicit | Characters: Bob Bryar, Brian Schechter, Gerard Way | Relationship: Bob Bryar/Brian Schechter/Gerard Way | Tags: Threesome | Author: by J (jaywright), vesna (mrsronweasley) | Published: 2009-12-20 00:00:00 | Words: 1,908
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Somehow This Is All Your". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Somehow This Is All Your") RESPONSE:
Gerard would totally be their accidental third wheel on some late hotel night, and then he'd just kind of end up sticking around to watch them fuck, noting the way Brian's hands would clench around Bob's shoulders and neck as Bob sucked his cock, lying between Brian's legs, and then he'd be all nnnrgh hard, and just li...
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Fandoms: Bandom, Panic At The Disco | Characters: Brendon Urie, Shane Valdes | Relationship: Brendon Urie/Shane Valdes | Author: by coricomile | Published: 2010-05-03 00:00:00 | Words: 1,132
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "The Universe Expanding". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "The Universe Expanding") RESPONSE:
The thing was. The thing was that piano had always been Brendon's first love. There was nothing quite like the feel of smooth keys under his fingertips, nothing like the solid, strong ring of each note. Nothing that could compare to the worlds created by each lilting melody. He loved to sing, and he loved his guitar, b...
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Rating: General Audiences | Relationship: Hermione Granger/Severus Snape | Tags: Romance, Humor | Author: by septentrion | Published: 2007-05-04 00:00:00 | Words: 1,768
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Speak Now Or Forever". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Speak Now Or Forever") RESPONSE:
Disclaimer: last time I checked, the characters were belonging to Jo Rowling. Many thanks to my beta, Dacian Goddess, who has made this little entertainment palatable. Speak Now Or Forever Hold Your Peace"Come on, Ron we're late!" yelled a dark-haired, green-eyed young man to his red-haired friend. They were both wea...
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Characters: Apollo (The Authority), Midnighter | Relationship: Apollo/Midnighter | Author: by smirnoffmule | Published: 2006-09-14 00:00:00 | Words: 1,265
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Firsts". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Firsts") RESPONSE:
Apollo's first memory of the Midnighter is of the smell of honey and leather. Bendix had brought his new team together for the first time, and they stood, shoulder to shoulder, all eyes on him; the one familiar thing in this raw, new world. Apollo's eyes are firmly fixed on Bendix, but his attention is roving the room,...
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Rating: General Audiences | Author: by Thia (Jennaria) | Published: 2008-07-26 00:00:00 | Words: 319
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Training". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Training") RESPONSE:
"Not very difficult," the gentleman said, blinking down at the small boy who had attached himself to the gentleman's coat. "It depends on the lock. Was there a particular lock you wanted picked?"The small boy appeared to consider this for a moment, then shook his head. "Not yet.""I see." The gentleman glanced up th...
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Rating: Explicit | Characters: Daniel Jackson, Jack O'Neill, Clone Daniel Jackson, Clone Jack O'Neill | Tags: PWP, Mini!Jack, jd_commentfic, Voyeurism, Masturbation, Exhibitionism, Ficlet | Author: by dustandroses | Published: 2010-06-06 00:00:00 | Words: 786 | Series: Clone to the Second Power
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "The Target Has Been". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "The Target Has Been") RESPONSE:
Jon gasped as Danny’s mouth slid down the length of his cock, the tight heat enveloping and making him feel, for the first time since this whole bizarre trip had started, that everything was right.  He was home, he was safe – in Danny’s hands he was where he belonged.  He wrapped his fingers around the curve of Dann...
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Characters: Joe Dawson, Methos (Highlander) | Relationship: Joe Dawson/Methos (Highlander) | Tags: Comfort Sex | Author: by Merfilly | Published: 2006-06-25 00:00:00 | Words: 366
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Distract Him". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Distract Him") RESPONSE:
Methos, Joe decided, was entirely too pretty when he was angst ridden. The ancient immortal was all heartbroken and lost over the mess Duncan had gone and gotten into, even though Duncan had overcome the odds again. It amazed Joe how cool and calm, even calculating Methos could be day in and day out, but every once i...
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Author: by justbreathe80 | Published: 2009-12-15 00:00:00 | Words: 1,940
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "even if you havent had". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "even if you havent had") RESPONSE:
here was nothing worse in the whole world than a fucking funeral.  Joanna had good Midwestern parents, suitably devastated at the loss of their only daughter. David had to keep himself, more than once, from laughing inappropriately as the minister droned something about the lord being with her, and thinking about what ...
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INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "unknown". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "unknown") RESPONSE:
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Rating: General Audiences | Characters: Rose Tyler, Mickey Smith | Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon | Author: by athousandwinds | Published: 2010-01-26 00:00:00 | Words: 2,905
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Welcome to the Rest of". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Welcome to the Rest of") RESPONSE:
Once Rose had stopped crying (they'd stayed another two nights in Norway and she'd made a mess of her pillow. Mum'd come up to her room every hour or so, just to check on her), she'd taken a deep breath and looked around. And, OK, she'd been hiccupping a bit, but she'd tried. Bad Wolf Bay was sort of sparkly at night, ...
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Rating: Explicit | Characters: Portgas D. Ace, Roronoa Zoro | Relationship: Portgas D. Ace/Roronoa Zoro | Author: by Aviss | Published: 2010-02-17 00:00:00 | Words: 3,655 | Series: Before Arabasta
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Chance Meetings". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Chance Meetings") RESPONSE:
Ace opens his eyes slowly, blinking owlishly and feeling sticky all over his face. Damn, he fell asleep eating again! Around him all sort of voices reach a high pitched level, shouts of surprise and outrage filling the restaurant. Somehow he's already used to this, and this time there are no kicks flying toward his fac...
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Rating: Mature | Characters: Ronon Dex, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan | Relationship: Ronon Dex/John Sheppard/Rodney McKay/Teyla Emmagan | Tags: Earth, Alternate Universe - Canon | Author: by idyll | Published: 2007-02-03 00:00:00 | Words: 1,786 | Series: Critter!Verse
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "The Vet Trip". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "The Vet Trip") RESPONSE:
As it turns out, the two chocolate labs that Rodney gives John are both females and when they lick his face Rodney shudders in distaste before rolling his eyes. "So you're an interspecies Kirk, yes, we already knew that."*"--pissed on the floor and slobbered all over a stack of very important papers!" Rodney shouts, wa...
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Rating: Not Rated | Characters: Kathryn Janeway, EMH, Naomi Wildman, Torres, Chakotay | Author: by CyberMum | Published: 2010-04-19 00:00:00 | Words: 2,262
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Bedtime Story". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Bedtime Story") RESPONSE:
Continuation from Chapter 22:....After the shuttlecraft story, the night seems to whittle gently away. We both have some work to do, and I'm tired from talking. We sleep early.I turn over in the middle of the night and find her gone. Without looking at the clock, I know that it's 03:00 hours and that Voyager's captain ...
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Characters: Teyla Emmagan, John Sheppard | Relationship: Teyla Emmagan/John Sheppard | Author: by Abydosorphan | Published: 2008-01-10 00:00:00 | Words: 936
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Ordinary Miracle". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Ordinary Miracle") RESPONSE:
Teyla rolled her eyes as John bounced a ball off of the interior wall of the jumper. His behavior lately had been most juvenile and he was currently the last person she wanted to be stranded with. Especially since her very presence was only because of Carter's sympathetic ear and her ability to over-rule John's decis...
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel: the Series | Characters: Anya Jenkins, Buffy Summers, Rupert Giles, Willow Rosenberg, Daniel Osbourne, Xander Harris, Francis Allen Doyle | Tags: Alternate Universe, Crossover | Author: by dbw | Published: 2009-11-26 00:00:00 | Words: 28,913 | Se...
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Jewel of the Hellmouth". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Jewel of the Hellmouth") RESPONSE:
Buffy sat on a headstone and idly kicked her feet back and forth. For once she wasn't sorry that the vampires didn't seem to want to come out and play. She couldn't shake the exhaustion that had plagued her since she wokaye from the spell Willow and the others had used to save her. It was a good thing she wasn't facing...
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Characters: Batgirl, Catwoman | Relationship: Batgirl/Catwoman | Tags: Community: fortycakes | Author: by angelikitten | Published: 2010-01-11 00:00:00 | Words: 333
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "How Not To Be Romantic". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "How Not To Be Romantic") RESPONSE:
"Gaze into my eyes." Catwoman said slowly. "Look long into my eyes.""I have gazed into your eyes." Batgirl replied, pushing her away gently. "Now I am getting sleepy. I am getting very tired, because I have spent all day chasing criminals.""But I was trying to be romantic!" Catwoman sulked. "I was trying to show you th...
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Characters: Miranda Otto, Orlando Bloom, Original Characters | Relationship: Miranda Otto/Orlando Bloom | Tags: Jealousy, Awkwardness | Author: by sheldrake | Published: 2004-01-21 00:00:00 | Words: 1,433
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Beauty Beasts Etc". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Beauty Beasts Etc") RESPONSE:
Miranda hangs out with Orcs.Oh, Miranda’s cool. She’s sound. Everyone likes Miranda. And, after all, it’s not like Orlando’s bothered. It’s more like he’s hyper-sensitive to it, or something. He'll suddenly feel compelled to turn his head -- and there's Miranda, sitting at a...
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Rating: General Audiences | Characters: Zevran Arainai, Sigrun (Dragon Age) | Tags: Drabble Collection, Community: landofferelden, Challenge Response, Fanfiction | Author: by sqbr | Published: 2010-05-18 00:00:00 | Words: 300
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Miscellaneous". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Miscellaneous") RESPONSE:
The man squinted at the bone dubiously."And you say that this is truly the finger of Andraste?""Rescued from Hessarian's pyre by Havard himself." replied Zevran, putting as much sincerity into his voice as possible."Because I bought an "ancient holy symbol" from another of you knife eared brats last week, and within a ...
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Rating: General Audiences | Characters: Mikhail Dutta, Sophia Shetty | Tags: Pre-Canon, Desi Character, Christian Character, Humor, Kid Fic, First Meetings, Bollywood | Author: by rheaitis | Published: 2009-12-11 00:00:00 | Words: 400
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Nothing like Juliet". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Nothing like Juliet") RESPONSE:
The first time is ill-omened, happening as it does during a Christmas party their misguided faculty has chosen to dub a prom, which means that the boys stand around looking awkward and the girls stand in groups and giggle meaningfully. Mikhail is in the parking-lot finishing off the fag he’s bummed off Aniket—and is th...
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Rating: Explicit | Characters: Elim Garak, Julian Bashir | Relationship: Elim Garak/Julian Bashir | Tags: First Time, Cultural discussion | Author: by mrs260 | Published: 2009-11-15 00:00:00 | Words: 628
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "The Morning Before". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "The Morning Before") RESPONSE:
Julian was lying in the grass, afternoon sun at his back. He felt safe here; the sun made him feel warm and sluggish, as if he could stay here forever.Gradually, though, awareness filtered in. He was in bed, it was almost time to get up... and the warmth at his back was Garak. He smiled a little, savouring the memory o...
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Rating: Mature | Characters: David Shepherd, Jack Benjamin, Michelle Benjamin | Tags: Post-Series, Futurefic | Author: by Destina | Published: 2009-12-24 00:00:00 | Words: 1,347
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Finding Grace". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Finding Grace") RESPONSE:
Like the kings of old, David finds he has inherited a palace full of mysteries and secrets. He has an instinctive loathing of unnecessary concealment; he scorns the fine art of deception. If those ways were the ones to follow, Jack would have been the right choice to rule; casting aside those lesser values in service t...
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Relationship: Patrick Stump/Pete Wentz | Author: by joyfulseeker | Published: 2008-05-16 00:00:00 | Words: 11,869
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "But I Get Up Again". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "But I Get Up Again") RESPONSE:
Pete and Patrick have a certain shtick when it comes to Patrick's birthday. A certain pattern. It goes something like this: Pete tries to get Patrick to do something crazy. Patrick resists.Example A-- That thing they never talk about with the pool table and the lighter on Patrick's twentieth birthday.Example B--The ...
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Rating: General Audiences | Tags: Drabble Set, Character of Color | Author: by BridgetMcKennitt | Published: 2009-07-11 00:00:00 | Words: 300
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "A Rush Of Action". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "A Rush Of Action") RESPONSE:
As soon as Uhura placed her comm over her ear and the familiar beeps and swoops surrounded her, she knew she came to the right place for her insomnia. Just listening to the interface run comforted her in a way that nothing else came close to doing.She lifted her arm to flip a switch and entered her personal code. Whene...
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Rating: Mature | Characters: Robert Goren, Alexandra Eames | Relationship: Goren/Eames | Author: by ndnickerson | Published: 2009-12-19 00:00:00 | Words: 2,609
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "in my blood theres". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "in my blood theres") RESPONSE:
Eames feels more at home in a hotel room in Seoul than in her own bed.She forced herself to go back into her own house, back into her own bed, because no one else was going to do it for her. Olivet had talked about getting a guard dog, someone or something to make her feel safer than the gun and badge at her waist, but...
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Rating: General Audiences | Author: by amaresu | Published: 2009-08-07 00:00:00 | Words: 138
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Good idea done badly". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Good idea done badly") RESPONSE:
He'd always liked the Isle of Wight. It was a wonderful place with fantastic restaurants and beautiful beaches. There was in fact only one problem with the place. It didn't get the best sunlight possible for that area of the ocean. If the Isle of Wight was just a little bit to the left it would be without a doubt the b...
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Characters: Demeter, Hekate, Helios, Eva | Tags: Ref Past Dubcon, Angst, Female Protagonist, Triggers, Podfic Available, 1st and Myth | Author: by fresne | Published: 2010-07-11 00:00:00 | Words: 7,806 | Series: The City, Springtime, Corner of 1st and Myth
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "In Whose Savage Heart". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "In Whose Savage Heart") RESPONSE:
EvaShe swept the red plastic broom across green linoleum squares. They each had a happy yellow daisy in the middle.When the balls of dust had been pushed into the little red plastic dustpan, Eva filled her yellow bucket in the bathtub. It didn't fit so good in the sink.She filled it good and hot with suds. Then she mop...
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Rating: Mature | Tags: Podfic Available, Revisionist Fairy Tale, No Incest | Author: by Luzula | Published: 2010-04-27 00:00:00 | Words: 1,112
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "De tva systrarna". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "De tva systrarna") RESPONSE:
Där bodde en bonde nere vid älvstranden, och han hade två döttrar. Den yngsta var ljus, med hår klart som solsken, och den äldsta var mörk, med hår som den svartaste jord.De var förstås inte systrar egentligen. Det kanske du redan har gissat--de var ju så olika.Den ljushåriga flickans mor hade dött, och hennes far hade...
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Rating: Explicit | Characters: Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones, Gwen Cooper | Relationship: Jack Harkness/Ianto Jones | Tags: curtainfic, Domestic, Angst | Author: by Hope | Published: 2009-07-27 00:00:00 | Words: 10,627
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Youre Gonna Make Me". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Youre Gonna Make Me") RESPONSE:
Ianto's waiting for him when Jack gets up to the tourist office."You're lucky I didn't take the lift," Jack admonishes. "I told you to go ahead."Ianto shrugs. "For all your 'I've been everywhere, done everyone and eaten everything'--" he gives Jack a Look when Jack smiles in fond, vaguely lewd reminiscence. "--You're a...
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Rating: General Audiences | Characters: Anthony DiNozzo, Jethro Gibbs | Relationship: Anthony DiNozzo/Jethro Gibbs | Author: by yehwellwhatever | Published: 2010-03-02 00:00:00 | Words: 1,165
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "Ten Kisses". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "Ten Kisses") RESPONSE:
Jethro has ten different ways to kiss Tony. Tony knows this, because he's counted them all.There's the "Good morning"-kiss. This one is sweet and gentle, surprisingly enough never laced with a bad morning breath. Tony suspects Jethro gets up extra early to brush his teeth before waking him up, but he's never been able ...
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Rating: General Audiences | Characters: Kuchiki Byakuya, Kuchiki Rukia | Relationship: Kuchiki Byakuya/Kuchiki Rukia | Tags: Pre-Relationship, Alcohol | Author: by BlueberryAsh | Published: 2009-03-27 00:00:00 | Words: 1,214
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "All The Forgotten Things". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "All The Forgotten Things") RESPONSE:
Petals falling from the engine. Can you see the number? Can you trace the name?~ Pinback, 'Subbing For Eden'. * There's a bottle on the table, and two glasses. Finely cut, they gleam like elongated bubbles beneath the patchy glow of the moonlight, tumbling in at the window. Byakuya had forgotten how beautiful the eff...
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Rating: Explicit | Relationship: McKay/Sheppard | Tags: 1000-3000 words, Alcohol, Alien Planet, Biting, Kink, Drunkenness, Humor, Series, Slash, Podfic Welcome | Author: by outsideth3box | Published: 2010-03-25 00:00:00 | Words: 1,804 | Series: One Kink at a Time
INSTRUCTION: Return exactly the full content (text) of the AO3 work titled "One Kink at a Time". OUTPUT FORMAT: plain text, no extra commentary. INPUT: (title: "One Kink at a Time") RESPONSE:
"It could have been shi- citrus, it's bright orange, and it has pulp!" Rodney's face is flushed with affront, his voice wobbling drunkenly, arms flailing with indignation."It's not pulp, Rondey." John clears his throat. "Rod. Ney. It's shedi- sendi- sediment."Emphasizing his point with a shake of his glass, John manage...