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TIFU by raising the flag upside down on a military base and causing local farmers to think the base was in distress. | First things first, I am not, and never have been, in the military. This story concerns fifteen year old me when I was a Sea Cadet, which is kind of like Boy Scouts but directly connected to the US Navy. We'd wear the (at the time) blue camouflage US Navy uniforms, with a giant gold sign on our shirts and hats that ma... | {
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TIFU telling my ex’s wife that he cheated on me… 20 years later (Update) | I’ve never updated before so I hope I did this right.
So, I called Polly a little bit over an hour ago and it’s very anticlimactic.
I talked to Polly and she wanted to know dates that he was still chasing me. I told her what I could recall and it seems that there was a few months gap between them meeting and his la... | {
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TIFU by sending my ex flowers for Valentine’s Day | Ok, to be fair this was yesterday, but still. I’m an idiot.
For context, I recently got broken up with after three years in a long-distance relationship.
We decided to remain friends. She said she’d still be there for me because she cares about me a lot.
However, I noticed she only got more distant with my attemp... | {
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TIFU by staying on the toilet for too long | I have to admit, this happened a few weeks ago, but the fear that it has unlocked is still haunting me today.
All my life, I have suffered from bad stomach issues. As a result, I have spent a large portion of my life on the toilet. Luckily, I'm at the point where I am starting to figure out what foods make me sick, an... | {
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TIFU for getting caught trying to get extra pay before leaving my job | Like the title says, I was working a shitty job doing 3am to 1pm from Monday to Friday. About a few weeks prior I had gotten an acceptance to a better job all around. I was going to put my two weeks in but another guy who did got fired on the spot by the president who said "you're either 100% in or 100% out." With all ... | {
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TIFU by saying no to my mom because I was too lazy to work |
Today started completely normal… I am still a student and had a day off today, so I woke up around 10am and chilled a bit in my bed. Around 11 am I decided to study for an hour and than had lunch with my Mom.
For background:
My mom is a dentist and a workoholic. I often had to help her at work in the past and ever... | {
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TIFU by doing a butterfly release at my wedding | So didn’t exactly happen today, we’re going on two years now, but I can’t get it out of my head.
I’ll preface by saying I had a beautiful wedding, the cake of my dreams, the two dresses of my dreams, live painter, live band, 175 of our closest friends and family. It was everything I wanted. Except…
My dad passed away... | {
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TIFU By going on an accidental date with my roomate | I'm not sure how to go about this, I'm still very confused by everything. I'm sitting on my bed making this post still so confused. I've never felt this way about a guy before (I'm also a guy (M24) and I just want help on how to move forward.
To start out, the accidental date was with my roommate, my best friend's (M2... | {
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TIFU by getting permanent makeup on my lips | I hate wearing lipstick but my lips are really thin and light by itself so I always looked kinda sickly. So I thought why not get PMU on my lips?
I looked at a local website and it all looked really good and they even had a discount going on. Awesome!
She would draw it by hand first and tattoo it later so I could firs... | {
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TIFU by not offering the right kind of help | I’ve been talking to this girl for about 2 weeks and since we’re in different cities, it was initially impossible to meet before she goes back to the US for her studies. In a surprising turn of events she extended her stay in the country which would mean I can catch her for a day before my vacation abroad so we planned... | {
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TIFU by making an interactive Valentine's Day card for my wife | Welp, this is what I get for dialing it in...
I'm an Algebra teacher by day, drive-thru operator by night, and hopeless romantic in every spare moment I get. I used to be super creative with my gifts of love, like handcrafted soaps in the letters of my love's name, a list of 23 reasons why I love her (before lists wer... | {
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TIFU telling my ex’s wife that he cheated on me… 20 years later | I was going to post this on AITA but I really don’t think I am and even if I was I don’t care.
Through a strange twist of fate I was at a wedding this weekend with my ex bf (Buzz fn) and his wife (Polly fn)
For context, we dated 20 years ago. I was 21 when we broke up and he was 26. We dated for 2 years. I was very... | {
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TIFU sending a snapchat to my whole class | So my life is practically over.
This happened yesterday and I don't even want to go back to school, someones gonna have to drag me back to that place.
And before anyone makes the comment, yes I know this is my fault completely I am just venting a little bit to try help me feel better about the whole situation haha.
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TIFU by not changing the pdf title of my project | I had a project I was assigned to for a class to do on black history month. My teacher assigned all of us to either do the project by hand or on Canva. I chose to do Canva and make my project on there. The topic was to choose a famous black person for black history month. Most of the templates aren’t free on Canva, so ... | {
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TIFU by not charging my phone from overeagerness | This happened literally about an hour ago as of writing this post and it is completely destroying me on the inside in ways that are leagues past unhealthy and destructive.
So, small context, i am a 26 year old man who is the pinnacle of 'meh, acceptable' in looks. Suffice to say, dating life is a never resting beast t... | {
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TIFU by looking disgusted when my elementary school bully caught me in his video selfie | I went to visit my hometown to hang out with some old friends during a Super Bowl party. A lot of kids from when I was in school were there, including my bully from elementary school. He used to bully the shit out me. My parents used to say it was his way of showing he liked me. But the bruises he left me taught me oth... | {
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TIFU by selling a prized possession during a moment of panic. | Like many people 2023/2024 has not been kind to my husband and I. He lost his job due to layoffs January of 2023 and has been doing nothing but job hunting since. He has made it to several final rounds of interviews only to have something go wrong at the last minute. Budget cuts, other candidates, even one time where a... | {
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TIFU by making my friend blow up a balloon | Ok, firstly let’s get the obligatory “happened many years ago” out the way and I thought here would be a good place to share and make my confession as I just have with my friend who shall remain nameless.
As 10 year old kids we would often play outside in the summer and growing up in England the summers were often sp... | {
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TIFU by cleaning my shower’s drain | So yesterday I played disc golf with some friends at probably the nicest course in my state. It had two 18 hole courses, a brewery, etc. We played 36 holes straight, got some brews and ate, then headed our separate ways.
I get home and I’m disgusting and musty. So I go to take a shower. I undress, turn on the faucet a... | {
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TIFU by losing my usb key | So after getting my literature degree I just kinda stopped reading and writing stuff. During the winter holidays I suddenly got started on a writing project despite not writing anything in a long while. Subject is high fantasy prostitution. It's bascically porn you read for the plot. Main character actually gets intima... | {
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TIFU by splashing acid on the tip of my penis | So this was a little while ago (it took me some time to recover) ... I have bad kidneys so my nephrologist makes me regularly do what are called 24 hour urine collections; you are given a ten litre plastic bottle, containing some hydrochloric acid (there's a long winded scientific reason why this is done but it's not i... | {
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TIFU by possibly ruining my own engagement | Correction: TIFU by possibly ruining my own *proposal*
*ETA at the end
Boyfriend and I share electronics and last night I was using the ipad and accidentally downloaded an image of a template I was working on. I meant to export it to another app. I exported it then went to the photo library to delete the image, since... | {
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TIFU by being an asshole back to someone | Earlier today I got off the train and when I tried to go on the escalator someone pushed me and wiggled in front of me which almost made me fall. When I got off the escalator the girl was just standing in the middle of the hallway so I bumped into her out of pettiness. As I was walking through the station I felt someth... | {
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TIFU by yelling at someone who was having a seizure | My football coach (highschool) is obsessed with showing support for our school. Yesterday was our school’s Senior Night, so my coach wanted the whole football team to watch the basketball game. The basketball team was playing our rivals, so the spectator stands were packed.
A player on our school’s team stole the ball... | {
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TIFU by Accidentally Sending a Love Letter to My Boss Instead of My Girlfriend | So, this literally happened yesterday, and I’m still cringing at the thought of going back to work on Monday.
A bit of context: I’ve been dating my girlfriend for about six months now, and things have been going great. We’re both a bit old-fashioned, so we like sending each other handwritten letters every now and then... | {
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TIFU by dabbing 91% isopropyl alcohol into my vagina | this is honestly kind of a two “TIFU”’s in one. i accidentally gave myself a yeast infection from using one of my sex toys. i usually use toy cleaner before running it under some hot water but this time i used regular hand soap instead. i wash my toys before and after each use. had some fun one night, woke up the next ... | {
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TIFUpdate: being my friend's back up during his break up | **Recap:**
Last time I used this account was to share the story of my friend who wanted me to back him up while his ex gf was at his apartment to collect her belongings. My friend believed that my presence would prevent his ex from doing anything crazy, but he was wrong. She used my presence to manipulate my friend i... | {
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TIFU by calling the judge “your highness” instead of “your honor” | I work as a youth behavioral health case manager. A lot of the youth I work with are high-risk and many have legal involvement. So, as a part of my job I will occasionally go to juvenile court and give a report of the youth’s progress. Today was one of those days.
My youth was the last case to be called so we had been... | {
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TIFU by helping my mom with a return | So, this just happened earlier tonight. I can't tell anyone I know, so you all get to hear the story. I was helping my mom with a return that she was trying to process on amazon. For some reason, it was not giving her an option to submit the return, only to troubleshoot. She ended up giving me her phone to try and figu... | {
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TIFU by emailing my TA a resume for "Ball Fart John" | TIFU and I am still waiting to see if there are any consequences for this email I sent.
So me and my friend were creating fake and terrible resumes that would never get us hired as a funny haha. I made a resume for someone named Ball Fart John, who among other things, had earned several awards for sex, overturned the ... | {
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TIFU by forgetting MS Teams was recording after a meeting finished | Eight of us are scheduled to meet to build some business requirements for an internal software development team. One required attendee couldn’t join so we all agreed to record the call as she is the product manager that will bridge the gap between business and the software engineers. I noticed one of the attendees is... | {
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TIFU by bringing up the colonel | So, when I was 13, one of my best friends lost his dad. The guy had this white beard and hair, really stood out. Our teachers told us about it when he wasn’t in class, trying to make us understand why he’d be gone for a while. It was pretty tough on all of us, but it hit me hard because I actually knew his dad well. It... | {
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TIFU by almost setting my apartment on fire trying to kill a bug | I generally keep my place pretty darn clean and have never had a bug issue, my neighbors however definitely do not. My landlord bombed their apartment, so the bugs of course run off to the next closest safe place.
I’ve only seen one or two ever in years of living here, but last night I thought it would be a good idea ... | {
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TIFU playing the wrong music in front of my gf | A few days ago I picked my gf up at the airport. She returned from a work trip. I was playing music from my phone through my car while I was asking my gf about her time away. She responded to my questions with enthusiasm at first, but then she began pausing mid sentences to the point where I asked if something was wron... | {
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TIFU By Taking a Bite of the Forbidden Fruit |
TL;DR I slept with my sister bestfriend while drunk at a party. My sister is furious
I 19m am currently writing this on a train headed home and I think my sister 20f hates me now. I am a college freshman and my sister is at a different college in my city. Whenever I've wanted to party I attend the ones at my sister'... | {
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TIFU by wearing an inappropriate shirt to family dinner | This happened a few thanksgivings ago. I found this really awesome shirt thrift shopping that said "take me home and feed me." It's a black shirt. Most of the letters are white, but some are a darker grey. What do I know about design? It's talking about food. I thought:
"Oh, that's so perfect for thanksgiving dinner... | {
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TIFU By having intrusive thoughts and confirming I have no filter when coming out of sedation. | TLDR: Anesthesia removes the filter that holds back the lewd kinky thoughts embarrassing poor bystander husband, young nurse, and myself.
Just a bit of background because it’s relevant here. I didn’t grow up in a good environment and as a result wasn’t particularly well socialized in my youth. The lack of healthy int... | {
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TIFU by bringing home a random photo from a thrift store. | About two years ago, I picked up a framed photo at a thrift store. The photo is from the 1960's and depicts two couples dining at some type of event/restaurant as they pose with their waiter, whom I now suspect may have been the original owner of said photo.
Anyway, there isn't anything particularly special about the... | {
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TIFU by speaking German. | This happened 5 years ago but I still think it’s hilarious.
I’m (F25) British and moved to Germany when I was 19. I got a job at Starbucks because I had worked there in England so already knew how it worked - this way I could focus on just learning German.
One day a coworker put me on the register, knowing that I c... | {
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TIFU by dying my facial hair | This happened just minutes ago.
I've been going gray for years and my wife made a comment about it - something like "I didn't realize how gray your beard is." I thought to myself that taking the gray out of my beard would be good for my look, since I don't really have much gray on top. Well I don't have much hair on ... | {
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TIFU by Taking Extra Strength Homemade Cannabis Edibles The Night Before Work. | Hey MY Reddit Peeps so to get down to business I(26M) make my own extra strength edibles at home using my edible machine because any edible I've ever bought or tried just doesn't hit me properly. So last night I decided to whip up some nice cannabis cupcakes for me and also made some extra strength cannabis Infused cha... | {
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TIFU by showing my gf a picture of the engagement ring I bought her | So today while my gf(38f) and I (39m) were texting back and forth I thought it would be a great idea to send her a picture of what is supposed to be her engagement ring, to see what she would think of it like it was from a website. Now we have had the conversation she and I have said neither one of us is going anywhere... | {
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TIFU by letting my client use my phone | I work as a support professional for disabled individuals as an independent contractor, and today I was driving my client to run some of their errands. I let my client choose the music when we run errands, and since this client has a minimalistic phone they play music off my phone.
So we're driving along and I get an ... | {
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TIFU by taking an online proctored exam and accidentally recording my naughty accessory | Uh, hello Reddit.
So I had to take an online exam today. It is one of those "automatically proctored" exams where you have to download an extension that essentially records your clipboard, browser tabs, webcam, etc. At the very beginning of the exam, we are generally required to clear our immediate surroundings of "un... | {
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TIFU by not heating my husband's dinner for him. | My sweet grandmother brought over a tupperware of soup. I ate half (meh), then it sat for a week. I was running late to meet friends, so I didn't have time to dine with my husband. I reminded him about the soup and that my grandmother would ask how he liked it, so he should have it before it went bad.
When I got home... | {
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TIFU by trying to go super saiyan | To preface happened in 2001 when I was 11. I had just started watching DBZ and everyone at school was going nuts over the cell saga. I gave in and started watching it that year. I was absolutely positive that if I tried hard enough that my hair would turn blonde. (I just had to channel my chi and scream as hard as I co... | {
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TIFU by finding out my girlfriend of 2 years cheated on me on a girls trip to Ibiza | Me (18m) and my girlfriend (18f) have been together for almost 2 years now. She kissed a guy "on accident" quite early on in our relationship but managed to gaslight me by being relentlessly hard on her self about it so I forgave her. Not a problem since. She is my first everything, love, sex, kiss everything. I am her... | {
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TIFU by blowing a raspberry after getting my wisdom teeth out | Ow. I got my bottom two wisdom teeth removed on Friday morning. Tonight, my fiancé and I were reminiscing and listening to some Toby Keith (RIP). She played God Love Her and then switched the song juuust before the chorus (which is a jail worthy offense imo for any song). I booed her for it, and blew a raspberry for ex... | {
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TIFU by sleepily thinking my husband was a stuffed horse | Me and my husband usually sleep at different times due to a multitude of reasons. I'm a serial side stealer when sleeping and it's hard for him to move me when I'm asleep, so we decided several months ago to use this stuffed horse we have to keep me from wandering into his side while I'm asleep. The horse has been a li... | {
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TIFU by calling Tammy a trashy name | Just found out today that my coworker's MIL is named Tammy. The MIL also works with us. I was wondering why both were so hostile to me. But then I recalled a conversation where my other coworkers and I were going over "cursed names''. I've known 3 Tammys and they were all on meth. So I volunteered Tammy as a trashy nam... | {
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TIFU by accidentally winking my butthole at my wife. | My wife and I have been married for nearly 12 years now and have two small children under 5. It's all about survival at this point so seeing each other as vulnerable hot messes from time to time is totally normal. We recently purchased a 65inch tv that has been sitting in a box in her office until we'd have the time to... | {
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TIFU by asking my boyfriend how he wipes | TIFU by asking my boyfriend how he wipes when he poops.
My (26 f) boyfriend (29 m) asked if we had any more q tips, I jokingly said just grab one out of the trash can, I'm sure there's some left. He replied "yeah covered in poop." I asked why would they be covered in poop, we don't put poop in the trash can. He said y... | {
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TIFU by complaining to my wife about work (1 month Update) | The original post: [https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/190050w/tifu\_by\_complaining\_to\_my\_wife\_about\_work/](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/190050w/tifu_by_complaining_to_my_wife_about_work/)
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It turns out that multiple people had reported the anonymous hotline for our company, the legal ... | {
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TIFU by leaving a very obscene Pokemon drawing open on PC | Obligatory it happened a month ago. I will not use a throwaway because I own my mistakes haha!
I’m a digital illustrator, and sometimes I do stuff for shits and giggles. This time I was drawing an extremely obscene Pokemon art, because I thought it was funny and because I’m a sick individual with a dark sense of humo... | {
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TIFU by discovering how I fucked up a few months ago. | My husband and I got married in June of 2023 and decided to hold off on our honeymoon until June of this year(1 year later). Mainly so that we could save up a little money and not have to be pinching so many pennies on our honeymoon.
We decided on 1.5 weeks in Ireland and I cannot wait! I am normally the one who is b... | {
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TIFU by not hiding my adult toy properly | 20 - Male
Let me start by saying that I live in a big household, Me + my 5 younger siblings, and my mom. We live in a not-so-big house but in the country we live in, it's big enough. I share a room with my younger brother (he's 2 years younger than me) and we all have our designated closests.
So here it goes, As a ho... | {
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TIFU by thinking if I close my gas cap to the point it clicked I thought I was breaking it, so I never clicked it, and now I have an EVAP Leak and a check engine light | Yeaaaahh...it is as it states. So obligatory, progressive fuck up, however, today was when it was discovered. I had a check engine light a few days prior and he said everything was fine but that my gas cap was loose then he fixed it by screwing it back on properly(go figure). Then he turned off my check engine light bu... | {
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TIFU by cheating at Scrabble as a prank. | About eleven years ago, I was regularly chatting online with a woman who would eventually become my wife. At this point in time, we were long-distance. English is her second language, and she wanted to play Scrabble online with me for practice (and fun). After a couple of rounds, I thought it would be funny to cheat fo... | {
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TIFU by telling a student how he could find my MA thesis | I'm a college professor who works with dual enrollment students, and today I was at the high school working on a research workshop with my class. We're on literary analysis essays, so finding literary criticism was the name of the game. One of my students is writing on a similar subject to a grad school peer's thesis, ... | {
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TIFU by slapping my wife's ass and joking on her birthday | UPDATED
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I (50M) have been married to my wife (53F) for 26 years. We have a strong and healthy marriage with 3 kids and I am in love with this woman.
At this point in our lives we know all of each others likes and dislikes. One aspect of our relationship is that I enjoy trying to make her laugh with ch... | {
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TIFU by returning an iPad I found to a flight attendant | Sooo today I fucked up? Co-worker and I are boarding a flight and we finally get to what we thought was out row 15c 15f. They're both aisle seats and so we're sitting across from each other. After being seated for a minute I started looking at the row numbers again realized we were actually in row 16c and 16f instead o... | {
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TIFU signing the wrong word to Deaf church member | Didn’t happen today but about 25 years ago and still haunts me then makes me laugh.
I spent the better part of 9 months starting to learn American Sign Language on a whim. I'm a visual learner, there were classes and as a 14 year old I didn't have much else to do so I started learning. Armed with the $25 community ... | {
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TIFU by ruining my friend's chance to lose his virginity. | This happened last night. I (21M) was at a massive college frat party at our campus' largest frat house. I went with my friend Mike (21M), who was a virgin. He was determined to lose that title at the party, specifically with this girl he had his sights set on, Jennifer (20F).
We got to the party at around 8 PM, and m... | {
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TIFU thinking I was getting Knighted | My brother had a TBI so I help with his two kids. I don’t have children of my own, so I have no idea what I am doing. I just have fun with them and make sure they know they are loved. I was sitting with my niece watching Trolls and a part of the movie made me want to remind her I will always be there for her. She took ... | {
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TIFU by getting goaded into a footrace | Ok, I (40F) am so annoyed with myself. Also embarrassed. Was hanging out with friends this weekend and one of my oldest friends (41M, friends since middle school) started joking that he could beat me in a foot race. Just like a 20 yard sprint. I thought about it and I truly couldn't really guess who'd win, it could go ... | {
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TIFU my graduation party with the most painful shit in my life | After I graduated High school, my (at the time 18f) family held a joint graduation for me and my other cousins that were in my grade. It was a decent get together, with maybe 25 people at a building beside a church that my grandparents had rented for the event. So there we were, eating, talking, seeing family memebers ... | {
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TIFU The Unforgettable Farewell of Our Beloved Blue Heeler |
In the twilight of her years, our spirited blue heeler, who had been a beacon of joy and loyalty in our family, fell ill. It was with heavy hearts that we made the compassionate decision to let her rest peacefully, sparing her from further pain. The return home from the vet was somber, as we carried her to her favorit... | {
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TIFU by returning to my dorm room | Alright so I go to a nice university and I’ve been friends with my roommate since 6th grade. Today his girlfriend came over so naturally I gave him the room. I was actually really productive. I went shopping, went to the library to finish homework, and got some dinner. All for a grand total of 6 hours. I gave him the r... | {
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TIFU by Measuring a Coworkers Desk with My Hands | This is incredibly embarrassing.
A girl at work was approved for a couple new, bigger, computer monitors. She is a document controller and works with AutoCAD drawings. We didn't have a standard model for Monitors above 24" so I sent her a couple models and monitor stands via email and asked what she liked. A littl... | {
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TIFU by turning my family into a Victorian-era sitcom | Like most good TIFUs this one unfolded over time.
For context my extended family are slightly snobby English Academics, however I am a down-to-earth Canadian. A couple years back, while at home one day, taking a prod at our family heritage and because I thought it would be funny, I referred to my only child usin... | {
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TIFU by ruining two sisters’ relationship with each other. | Go ahead and do your worst. Can’t be any worse than how I’m feeling right now.
30M here. Been friends with this one gal (24F) for a while after we met through some mutual friends. There’s always been hints that she liked me and at one point I felt that spark too, but she was dating another guy off and on for a while (... | {
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TIFU My bad habits are finally catching up to me, especially after last night. | Alright so this fuck up is more so the results of my choices over time but last night did me in.
So I don’t know if I have a fucking eating disorder or what, cuz I’m rarely hungry, and my body seems to be able to sustain itself off of weed, nicotine, alcohol, and coffee. Of course I still eat, just very inconsistentl... | {
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TIFU by dropping a deuce at school. | TIFU by taking a dook, with the boys.
So, this occurred many moons ago when I was playing high school football.
If this isn't common knowledge.. it's important to clear out the system before a football game. Getting away from practice and having to take off all of the equipment is a no-go, especially on game day.
S... | {
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TIFU by Deleting 2 Years of Data and Almost Nuked Our Company $$$ (But Slack Saved the Day!?) | Hey Reddit, buckle up for a story of epic proportions, involving a colossal screw-up, a heart-stopping panic attack, and a surprisingly smooth recovery - all thanks to the unsung hero: Slack.
As the co-founder of a bootstrapped tech startup, I wear many hats. One fateful Tuesday, I donned my "database admin" hat, task... | {
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TIFU by attending a disability speed dating event | Last night I fucked up pretty badly, I’m a 27-year-old guy who’s been single for about four years. Recently, I’ve been pretty desperate to meet someone, so I signed up for speed dating events and other stuff on Facebook. I’ll admit I didn’t do my homework, and I’m kinda feeling like an asshole about it because it was c... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU by buying a computer monitor | So I actually F’d up a few days ago, but didn’t know until today, when the monitor arrived.
You see, I’ve been wanting a computer real bad. Haven’t had one in 15 years. I’m almost there. So I’ve been buying all the accessories I will need, like a desk, surge protector, computer monitor.
I’ve been keeping a weather ... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU by washing my face with hand soap | It’s about as stupid as it sounds. I am 22 weeks pregnant and struggling with hormonal acne. I have been making sure to manage my skin by using a gentle cleanser and moisturizer at least twice a day. This is especially important after getting off of working my second job in a restaurant and being around a greasy kitche... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU by sexting with my partner | I am such an idiot but at least I have a funny story to share with everyone on Reddit.
Yesterday, my partner of six years left to visit her parents for the night and will be coming back home this evening. After a bit of back and forth messaging this morning, she informed me that she was feeling horny. Naturally I beco... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU by booking the wrong flight date for a group of people. | Hello Reddit, this is actually my first time posting in this platform and as the title says, today I fucked up after realizing that I booked the wrong flight date for a group's return flight.
I just graduated from college and got my first work as a university research assistant for a research project. I was tasked ... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU by popping a pimple down there | Beware, as this story might be pretty gruesome for some people. Also English isn't my first language so please ignore any grammar mistakes.
So I (18F), noticed a pimple growing down there about three-ish weeks ago. I ignored it at first, as it wasn't painful and not very big either. But then, this week (on Monday) it... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU by phrasing something in a creepy way | So I work at a rather large gym and machines are all over the place and a young women came up to the counter asking where she can find a specific machine in the gym. I showed her the machine on the cameras that we have and told her specifically where she could find it in the gym. She said its her first at the gym so sh... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU by not locking the door to a public restroom | This was a few months ago but I thought I'd tell this story anyway.
My uncle, my grandmother, and I were at a Wendy's for dinner one day as a way to change things up. We had also gone shopping for some groceries at Wal-Mart, among some other errands.
We were sitting at the table, enjoying our dinner, when I felt a ... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU by sleeping with the wrong woman!? | let me start of by giving you the average run down of myself, or at least how society sees me. Truat me it is important to know . You will soon see why.
So, I am a 30 year old convict with an extensive criminal
record. I am currently on probation. I also have a history of drug addiction, and two years ago I went to r... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU by taking the trash out | So last night I was working on some homework, and my mom and sister were hanging out, well they eventually got into an argument and my sister ended up saying she didn’t want to live at my moms. At first my mom thought it was a joke, but then my sister started crying, saying she felt like a guest, for context I live wit... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
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