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[WP] You are a teenager with the ability to measure how "Dangerous" people are on a scale from 1 to 10 just by looking at them. A normal child would be a 1, while a trained man with an assault rifle might be a 7. Today, you notice the unassuming new kid at school measures a 10.
“I had no idea what the numbers meant at first, but everyone had one. The highest I had seen, before I knew what they were, was my uncle, a Vietnam veteran, five. I learned what they really meant two years ago, walking home after my first day of middle school, a passing car swerving all over the road, had to be going a...
He looked at me. His eyes were dark and sunken into his pale face. I sensed something - something terrible - but I didn't want it to be true. Ten. Just a number to some, but to me, it was something terrifying. I could sense danger, but not in the animal planet documentary story of a dog predicting a storm kind of way, ...
2014-11-29T12:35:37
2014-11-29T12:31:42
199
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[WP] You're a 'comically incompetent' supervillain for a group of C-List heroes. They are no real threat to you, so you endure their childish speeches. However, when the heroes raid the civilian business you run on the side and injure your employees, you decide to take yourself seriously for once.
"Who did this to you?" I asked, a fire lit within me. "T-the...t-the...h-heros." The man barely got the words out as he tried to sit up, his legs bent in weird angles. His eye blinded by blood dripping down from a gashed eyebrow. His face swollen to an unrecognizable degree. I reached out and helped him to a chair. ...
*crack* *Crack* *Crack* " Please I beg you stop!" mighty lad screamed. A steel cane rams into his jaw "Martha, Benjamin, Alice, Steven" the wack hatter mutters Mere hours ago Angelstar wack hatter's boutique cosplay shop was attacked by the league of cool crime stoppers. The employees were beaten to within an i...
2022-11-28T18:01:32
2022-11-28T17:41:23
217
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[WP] Cause of death appears to you as floating text over people's heads with no time indication. You start noticing a trend. edit: thank you for all the truly great stories, and for taking this in directions I didn't expect.
It was a natural fit, ending up as an obstetrician. There was a satisfaction in seeing the beginning of someone's life, and then knowing the end. That was, until about 10 years ago. It was infrequent at first. METEOR, the first one said. Now almost all of them do. The telescope in my living room was bought once...
He worked alone, he always had. Not because he wanted to, but people just had a tendency to not notice him. It was depressing really. Every person he ever met instantly forgot him, or tried to ignore him, it was hard to tell sometimes. As for his work, well, he worked in travel, a mostly administrative position. As ...
2015-03-31T10:42:03
2015-03-31T09:57:05
30
10
[WP]Time travel is possible, but requires an "anchor" item created in the target era. You've gone to the year 900 using a Viking sword and the year 300 using a Roman Coin. You've just started the process using a small statue of unknown origin and it proves to be vastly older than human history.
For a base with a time machine, ours sure does look weird. Over by the side you've got a 3D printer, and right next to it you've got a whole assortment of coins, swords, guns and other historical artefacts that we've mainly been able to buy off of eBay and the occasional, uhh, *donation* from the British Museum. That's...
''Alpha-Zero are you with me?'' I can’t see anything. ''FUCK! I just stepped on a giant...something.'' He yells on the radio. ''Why our night-vision isn’t working, Clarkson?'' I ask. ''We just got here, how the hell I’m supposed to know?'' ''I know that you just got transferred Clarkson but this is not how you t...
2020-04-17T11:47:23
2020-04-17T10:18:20
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[WP] write a short horror story that seems completely normal and non scary until the very last sentence at which point it becomes absolutely terrifying.
It was a Saturday. After a long week at work, Todd decided to sleep in. He got up half past ten, took a quick shower, then headed to the nearest Denny's for breakfast. Todd ordered his usual... a Grand Slam. With a smile, the waiter left after taking his order. Looking out the window, Todd regretted getting up so...
I held him for the first time in my arm. Those little fingers grabbing mine for the first time, that cry of help as his lungs took the first born breath, his little lips moving in the air while he was sleeping... I'm still holding him, still holding.. Still holding him even though his last breath he took was one week a...
2017-05-31T07:58:46
2017-05-31T07:14:34
272
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[WP] After you die, you're handed a book about your life. You open it, expecting a novel. Instead you get a "Choose your own adventure" book with all of the decisions you ever made, and every outcome they could have had.
**Please let me know what you think!** The book looked oddly delicate for something so big. The plain, black covers were frayed and the pages within soft and thin, tearing away from the spine in some places. It looked like a book that had been shelved, and re-shelved often, loved and read over and over again. My name...
I sat at the desk dumb-founded. “You mean... you mean this is everything that could have happened if I just made a different decisions?” The spirit in front of me is a friendly face but the marks on her neck tell a story of sadness. She looks at me as if I’m the first she says this to. “Yes. From the day you were bo...
2018-07-03T23:03:08
2018-07-03T22:39:59
1,341
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[WP] "Captain... the human didn't put on it's anti-warp gear before we jumped." "Sad to hear, prepare the coffin and jettison it." "No, sir. The human... nothing's happened to it. It didn't go insane from seeing infinity in the stars."
The crew stared at their newest crew member. It was risky taking a human on board when the species was so new to the universe. “You were instructed to wear your anti-warp gear,” Second admonished. “Yeah, I tried but I didn’t really fit. I think I’m supposed to have tentacles,” Bradford said. “You saw the infinity ...
My name is Supply Sergeant Marcus Grant of the Terran Armada’s third support unit. I have been in a secure isolation cell in a wing of an Intragalactic Transport Centre hospital for the last 3 weeks, or maybe it’s more. The days have begun to run together. The doctors here have told me that I have gone mad. Or that,...
2020-07-14T02:58:11
2020-07-13T22:38:35
381
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[WP] Write a letter to someone you miss It's been a rough week. Everyone has someone they wish were still with them. Write to them and tell them how you feel. Pour your heart out. No judging. Even if they never see it, someone will. And thank you. It's tough to be alone.
I miss you big guy. I miss the your terrible jokes and the attempts at accents that wound up sounding exactly the same no matter the country of origin. I miss the quiet but fierce love of your family you had. Most of all I miss the real dad, not the husk you became in the years leading up to your death. I miss my be...
Dear J, Hey J, it's me. For the sake of your privacy I'm going to omit your name like I always do when I mention you. But, I miss you. And I really fucking hate that I miss you. When I was with you, I felt like somebody, I felt like someone who had a(in my mind) foreseeable future. I haven't found anybody like you an...
2017-11-05T22:27:41
2017-11-05T22:17:00
102
16
[WP] Write about a famous historical event as if it was played out as a DnD session
"Your army is marching upon grenoble. You face a royalist regiment of two thousand men blocking your path. What do you do?" "I bear open my breast...", Napoleon started "Jesus Christ, dude", the DM said "...and proclaim, 'If any man here wishes to shoot his emperor, I am here'". The DM sighed and rolled some dice...
“I sneak up behind my target, aim my derringer at his head, and pull the trigger” “Roll a d20 twice against your agility and once against your dexterity” A 5 A 17 D 12 “You successfully sneak up on your target and shot him in the head. However you chose a poor spot to hide while shooting and get spotted ...
2018-05-29T09:37:40
2018-05-29T09:28:35
303
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[WP] murder is legal, once a permit has been obtained from the local police department. Permits require a declaration of a target victim and justification to commit the act. Once a permit has been issued it is valid for 72 hours. Once expired you can never get another for the same target victim.
When Murder Permits were first announced the media had a field day. It sounded like a bad joke, or something out of a strange, low-budget science fiction movie. But it was completely legitimate, and it turned out that there were some rules and regulations attached to the permits that would give you a 72-hour window in ...
I packed as quickly as I could. Someone was going to be coming through my front door shortly, and whether the police or the family, I didn't want to be here when they did. It'd be my luck they'd send fucking Ronnie, and I couldn't think of any more embarrassing way to die than to have that stupid ox shoot me. I tried ...
2019-07-09T10:26:59
2019-07-09T10:17:40
46
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[WP] Two men play a game of chess. One can read minds; the other can see the future.
They walked up and took their seats. They looked at the board. They looked at each other. They looked at the board. Moments passed. Eventually the telepath looked to his opponent and said, "I have the worst fucking migraine right now." "Me to," said the psychic. "Let's never hang out again." "Agreed." They left.
One man sat at the base of a tree, Branching and twisting to eternity. With heart of oak and legs entwined, he ruled as king of infinite mind. Across the board, he then did see, A kindred soul with eyes like he, His face showed wonder and he sat carefree As he stared up the branches and the twists of the tree. ...
2017-01-19T17:36:57
2017-01-19T16:24:18
372
11
[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.
They swept across the dunes, conquering all foes before them. Charging forward to the roar of cannon and rifle, no stronghold or fort could stem the tide of red and gold that spew forth from the edge of the horizon. Like the sea, this force could not, would not be restrained by weather, terrain or people in the pursuit...
"Commander, we have it. We've taken the facility that houses ten - ten! - nuclear missiles capable of reaching the United States! Can you believe it? Ten! With the fifteen suitcase nukes we've seized in the last three years since 2020, we can finally take the battle to them!" "Yes, yes....this will show the world at ...
2016-01-29T07:22:10
2016-01-29T04:24:26
43
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[WP] On everyone's 18th birthday at noon, one word appears in their skin, depicting their career or purpose in life. On your birthday you're staring at a clock showing 11:59am, family and friends gathered around for your reveal. Path 1: Noon strikes, and you stare at your forearm intently. 12:01, still nothing appears...
First word PHYSIO was fairly easy to see. Perhaps a Greek name he wondered as the word THE appeared below it. "Oh wow" he thought, its going to be a superhero like 'Conan the destroyer'. "Please be magician.... please be Physio the magician" he said under his breath, as the last word appeared. 'RAPIST'. "Rapist..... r...
I sat there, waiting. Friends, family, all waiting to see the word. Would it be SCIENTIST, as everyone thought? Or would I get ARTIST? Maybe TEACHER? Who knew, until 2 appeared in mine. The only ones with 2 were the bigshots. But then... I saw them. MASTER ASSASSIN appeared. I walked to my room, grabbed the Remington 7...
2017-03-16T03:20:58
2017-03-15T21:30:06
427
26
[WP] You find a genie lamp where the genie offers you unlimited wishes. The catch is that you must answer a mathematical question that continues to get progressively harder for every wish you make. If you answer the question wrong, every wish you made will be reversed with negative consequences.
"I can make as many wishes as I want?" "Yes. As long as you can answer the question." "And If I get it wrong you reverse all the wishes?" "Yes." "I want to make a wish." "What is the sum of three and six?" "Nine." "What is your wish?" "I wish the world was an unimaginable hell hole." "Done. Go outside and hear...
The Logic Genie materialized out of an unearthly smoke. "You may make any number of wishes, and I shall grant them therely. But beware: you must answer a mathematical question that continues to get harder for every wish you make. And if you miss a question, be warned, there will be consequences." The Genie glared an...
2017-06-17T23:24:32
2017-06-17T21:55:12
266
28
[WP] When you’re 28, science discovers a drug that stops all effects of aging, creating immortality. Your government decides to give the drug to all citizens under 26, but you and the rest of the “Lost Generations” are deemed too high-risk. When you’re 85, the side effects are finally discovered.
When I was 17 or so there was lots of hype about 'unlocking the secrets of immortality' something about dna or oxidation or something. I didn't really pay much attention. After all, how many 'health facts' lasted so much as a year before being changed for whatever reason? How many 'wonder drugs' that amounted to so muc...
*"I wish I knew what I know now, when i was younger." - Rod Stewart* Civilization is strange. Always tinkering with things. Hell, some jackass had to give himself small-pox just to cure small pox. This was long ago of course, but it stands to reason, people just can't leave well enough alone. So, when Harold found h...
2018-06-04T21:32:48
2018-06-04T21:07:17
57
25
[WP] After the Battle of Hogwarts, Dudley met a woman and they had a daughter,Sophie. Sophie is the light of their lives,she's always been a pleasant child. The morning of Sophie's 11th birthday,there’s a knock at the door. Harry is here to visit his cousin for the first time in almost 20 years. I just want to say tha...
When Dudley opened the door his jaw dropped. He hadn't seen Harry since they had left Privet Drive with those wizard folk, hiding from Voldy... Something. In his head, Harry was bigger, and gave off a vibe of just being *wrong,* but as his cousin stood on his front walk, he seemed no different than any other visitor. ...
Sophie sat on the carpeted stairs mesmerized. She had never seen this odd lanky man before, and he had the most peculiar scar on his forehead. He wore a long over coat with a simple sweater underneath. He had circular glasses that blocked her view of his face. Sophie stared at him awestruck and amazed. She thought it w...
2019-10-16T11:39:46
2019-10-16T11:35:26
179
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[WP] write a short horror story that seems completely normal and non scary until the very last sentence at which point it becomes absolutely terrifying.
It was a Saturday. After a long week at work, Todd decided to sleep in. He got up half past ten, took a quick shower, then headed to the nearest Denny's for breakfast. Todd ordered his usual... a Grand Slam. With a smile, the waiter left after taking his order. Looking out the window, Todd regretted getting up so...
It was a beautiful night for urban exploring. This part of the town was intensely silent. The warehouses used to bustle with tobacco, textiles, and workers and businessman. But times had changed, and the businesses had gone overseas. Now they were simply beautiful old shells, filled with old machines and boxes of never...
2017-05-31T07:58:46
2017-05-31T07:25:11
272
20
[WP] You are a barista in a 24 hour coffee shop. Every night at 3:33am a demon appears for the Dark Lord's latte.
The door chime rang with its usual *Fingernails on a Blackboard* ring that only sounded when -HE- came in. I didn't even have to look at the clock; it was 3:33 AM. He was always very punctual. "Hello, Sir. The usual?" This time the Demon sighed deeply. It was a hot and humid night but his exhalation dropped the temp...
I poured the cream in the Dark Lord’s latte. I was told to make it dark as a corpse’s soul, and sweet as the honey of a million deceased honeybees. Whatever the hell that meant. The demon lackey grunted when I handed him the latte, and tossed a penny in the tip jar. “Thanks,” I said with the most insincere politeness...
2022-10-30T12:11:47
2022-10-30T08:28:01
200
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[WP] Describe "her" or "him" (you know the one) with tons of imagery. Finish on their name.
Her toes are cracked slightly, worn from years of soccer and upcountry camping. They're painted a vivid dark blue, striking no matter the backdrop, even though the finish is fading. The smallest toe on each foot is bent somewhat from the undersize cleats she refused to throw away last year. Her feet are a pale white, s...
The broken bodies of doves lay at his feet. Steam curled off the barrels of his pistols. His head was bowed as he entered the room. his posture said that he didn't care what the zookeeper had to think. The way his bandolier was slung 'round his shoulder indicated a deep apathy for his situation. The zookeeper's face w...
2012-08-12T16:05:52
2012-08-12T15:58:54
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[WP] Every generation the five brightest are paired up with the five dumbest in the world for a mysterious test. You are one of the ten, but nobody knows from which group they came.
The problem with intelligence is that there's no one measure. The first generational tests were an utter disaster. Before the arranged marriages had even been finalised there had been three duels and one fatality. But it was nearly 1000 years later. The new generation had reached age and through these tests our underst...
I pace the waiting room. Up and down, up and down. Everyone is isolated from each other initially to prevent reading the others and finding out which group they came from. Well, most of the candidates knew which group they came from anyway. The room had a couch, a dresser, and a bit of refreshments on the small table i...
2016-03-03T07:43:23
2016-03-03T05:47:53
35
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[WP] Your father left 20 years ago the night before your birthday to get Cigarettes, Milk, and Bread. Today he comes home with long bedraggled hair, weather beaten skin, and a sword on his hip. The first thing he says to you is "You're never going to believe what happened."
I loooked up at this tall, hardened figure. "You'll never believe what happened," said the sword wielding, bearded man who claimed to be my father. The last time I had seen him was when he went out to get cigarettes, milk, and bread. I decided to listen to him. "What happened?" I asked, curious. "I got cigarettes, mi...
I say nothing and watch as his anticipation becomes impatience, which becomes disappointment and finally anger. "You're not going to ask me what happened?" he asks. "Don't you even care?" "20 years," I say, "I waited 20 years. You can barely wait 20 seconds." "A wit! How wonderful!" he mutters, "You people are al...
2016-07-20T08:21:53
2016-07-20T08:18:42
88
51
[WP] A dyslexic child accidentally sends his Christmas letter to Satan. Satan is touched by this gesture and decides to write back.
Dear Timmy, My sincerest thanks for, what I must say, was an adorable read. Everything on your list Timmy sounds fabulous and as you have asked ever so kindly, I will provide. I know you will consider these items of which you desire a "gift" but please be assured Timmy that I, Satan, deal in favours. Enjoy your toys...
Dear child, Finally, someone broke the spell. I was trapped into the hell and the only way to get out from here it was receiving a letter earmarked for Santa. Yes.... I'm the real Santa, and I was a victim of a spell. Because I was trapped here, every children's parents were charged to do my duties. But now thanks to...
2018-10-28T13:49:44
2018-10-28T13:06:41
54
23
[WP] The "violent videogames teach you how to use a gun" thing is true for you. Literally. Everything you learn in videogames, you can do in real life as well. You realize you have that power when you drink an energy drink after a bad injury and you find yourself completely healed.
I couldn't tell you offhand which video game I played did me the most good, but I enjoyed playing them all to death. I always thought I was just very talented. It never occurred to me that I never had the skill to do a thing before I played the game version of it. It was just that I only ever got interested in the real...
At first I was really excited, Imagine all the cool things I could do. I could be a super hero, or a powerful mage, the rules of the the normal world no longer apply to me, I can do anything! Very soon however I realized the rules did apply to me, but the rules of the world had changed. Maybe the rules were always lik...
2018-08-14T13:06:43
2018-08-14T11:03:17
16
11
[WP] write a short horror story that seems completely normal and non scary until the very last sentence at which point it becomes absolutely terrifying.
I wiped a tear from my eye as she walked down the aisle. My beautiful baby girl, all grown up!! I watched her step up next to the man she loved. He took her hand and they turned towards the adoring crowd. He gave his speech. Everything my little girl had done! It seemed like a fairytale, coming out of his mouth. I wat...
The snow made a crisp crunching sound like bones of tiny birds being crushed. My feet methodically packed it down at a constant rate. It was around 7 o'clock and everyone was inside already. Everyone was taking shelter in their humble abodes due to the fact that there had recently been a series of killings in our littl...
2017-05-31T07:11:19
2017-05-31T07:05:52
1,143
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[WP] Humanity is the Galaxy's Idiot Savant I was inspired by Year Zero for this prompt. Basically, humanity is pretty atrocious at just about everything when compared to the other races of the galaxy, except for [The Thing You Choose]. We're obscenely, unreasonably, astoundingly good at it. So good that the rest ...
Commandant Seventeen inhaled, bristling. Its subcommanders sat in a ring around its control chair. They awaited its orders. "Heat beams," it said, lacking its usual blustery confidence. Subcommander Eight swallowed, afraid of what would happen to it for dissenting. "Commandant," it started, "we don't have enough h...
*Abasoom crept forward, his arachnid-esque limbs clicking against the newly shined bulkheads. In front of him, the remote door slid open silently, revealing the star-ships vast bridge.* "Izotiquoar!" Abasoom yelled at his partner, who was manning the ships sensor suite. "Sir?" Izotiquoar, the ships communications off...
2014-04-08T18:57:42
2014-04-08T16:00:19
30
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[WP] People lose the ability to deny requests. They must either a) fulfill them or b) ask someone else to do it. There are volunteers who take bad requests in exchange for compensation or exemption from law. Write about the life of a volunteer.
"We've got a code red. I repeat, a *code red*." The voice screeched over the intercom at the Solicitation Station, sirens sounding and flashing lights bathing the Volunteers in red. With urgency we strapped on our boots, fireproof trousers, helmets, utility belts, and communication gear, before sliding down the po...
The job came with its pros and cons, just like any job did. I had entered into the agreement with Ms Geraltson ten years ago, just as her movie career was taking off and she was voted sexiest woman alive. It was about then all the requests from the crazies of the world began to flow in, all of them wanting to fuck her ...
2016-04-03T11:41:29
2016-04-03T09:58:12
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[WP] Your ability to see people's age in years as an invisible number above their heads has made you the perfect bouncer. One day you see a four digit number.
A man in a heavy trench coat with a thick beard approached the door. The number over his head, 1517. "Well, that's over 21" I thought. On his way through he tripped over the step and two dwarves toppled out of the coat. Their number were 15 and 17. "Nice try" I said, "no filthy dwarves in my good elvish bar."
I stared bleakly at the faintly glowing digits. As if it couldn't get worse, the last number - a five - slowly transformed into a six. "We have reservations." The average-looking gentleman put out his hand and I plucked the driver's license out of it automatically. It read like any other I'd looked at tonight; the bi...
2017-09-01T22:32:16
2017-09-01T19:55:18
1,408
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[WP] Every human has a 'luck rating' - a number from 1-100 that defines how lucky they can be. Born with a rating of 100, you're confined in a maximum security prison. You think your luck should get you out easily - that is, until you see that all the other inmates also have luck ratings of 100.
They told me I was lucky. My whole life they said that the stat assessment showed I was one of the luckiest people alive with a score of 100. I swore it wasn’t true. If I had been lucky, why was I born to a poor family? I never got to play games of chance, since those were forbidden to luck score 100s. Then the revol...
Dana slammed her tray on the table. Not so much out of anger, but from a complete lack of caring. It'd been hard to find the energy to do much -- including being gentle with her lunch -- ever since she arrived here. It took her half a day to realize what had happened, how she'd been captured and why she'd been dumped ...
2018-06-29T12:50:06
2018-06-29T11:25:34
41
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[WP] Write a letter to someone you miss It's been a rough week. Everyone has someone they wish were still with them. Write to them and tell them how you feel. Pour your heart out. No judging. Even if they never see it, someone will. And thank you. It's tough to be alone.
Elizabeth I never really knew you, but I'll never forget you. I see your face every time I'm alone in my car, and it always brings me to tears. I want you to know that I tried so hard to save you. I tried everything I could. I'm sorry your parents had to see what we did to you. I'm sorry they had to see the tubes stic...
Dear Jenna I'm so sorry my friends lied to me about how they felt about you to spare me. I was blindly in love with you, but they hated everything about you. Even with my awful anger problems I never got mad at you. They saw how you treated me but I didn't think it was awful. No matter what I loved every second I spen...
2017-11-06T02:41:21
2017-11-06T01:13:39
27
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[WP] Aliens establish first contact with the government of another country. The White House gets offended. Bonus cookies if the government in question is either of a really tiny country (geographically) or is a generally insignificant player in international politics.
The President sat angrily behind his desk the entire cabinet awkwardly standing in the oval office. They all look around no one wanting to be the first to speak up. One journalist finally pipes up. "Maybe it isn't so-" The President loses it slamming his hand on the desk. "It isn't so bad? It isn't so bad that ali...
"Sir, it's happened" "What has happened" "The others, they have... uhm... they've made contact again." "What the hell do you mean they've made contact? The Joint Chiefs haven't contacted me" "Sir they have made contact with another country" "Which country?" "Botswana, sir" "Botswana?! What could they possibly hope to ...
2015-04-27T08:35:33
2015-04-27T08:07:44
37
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[WP] After witnessing a death, a young girl falls in love with the Grim Reaper. She becomes a serial killer just to see him more often.
She had been sixteen when she first saw him. He had planted a cold kiss on her mother's colorless lips after his work was completed. And tonight she would see him again, as she had once a month for the past two years. She always chose the night of the full moon. It felt more romantic that way, since the moon had been r...
I remember the first time I saw him. It was love at first sight. My uncle was dead on the floor, and he came. He pulled back his hood. I was terrified, but he had the face of an angel. His voice was calming and sweet. I vowed to see him again. There was the easy way, but it only guaranteed a brief visit with him. So, I...
2017-06-07T18:45:32
2017-06-07T16:55:56
1,265
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[WP] 2 years ago, tired of all the bugs in your house, you made a deal with a spider. He would protect your house from pests, and you would not kill it or drive it off. When you made the deal, you could have held the spider in your hand, now, it is much bigger, and its definition of 'pests' is also.
It all started with the cicadas. The darn things were everywhere. It was like that was a trigger for the other insects. No matter how clean my kitchen was, I’d find ants on the counter, looking for scraps or crumbs. Tsetse flies and gnats seemed to spawn from nothing. Mosquitoes would take advantage of any door or w...
At first, it was manageable. He was the size of a pea, and I had thousands of opportunities to kill him. The weeks flew by. I had noticed he was growing, but I did not care much at the time because I had just gotten fired and I figured he was just getting fatter. Then I had my "encounter" with him. My girlfriend was ...
2021-07-03T17:52:50
2021-07-03T17:16:52
580
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[WP] Germany is actually predestined to lose every world war it participates in. The sixteenth world war is now being fought, and Germany has taken over all of Europe. Make them lose the war in the most ridiculous way possible.
The red light of the huge screen cast an eerie glow over the faces of those assembled in the war room. But in contrast to the lighting, the atmosphere was light. Jovial, even. "As you can see, my Lord Emperor," the general was saying, a satisfied smile covering his face, "the enemy are on the run. The last assault by...
The year is 2198. The entire world has seen 15 world wars. All of which Germany has participated... and... err... lost. Y-yeah... they lost 15 times. This the 16th war, and everyone expects Germany to lose. People aren't taking Germany seriously anymore. Many keep joking about Germany. But it looks like things will cha...
2017-08-18T03:34:46
2017-08-18T02:09:31
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[WP] “How many people would have been better off had I not been born?” The genie snaps and a few numbers appear in the air and form 7,592. “Okay, how many people would benefit from my existence?” With the flip of a wrist the numbers spin to a whopping 137 trillion. “Okay.... how?”
We spoke for hours. I complained that he was being vague with his responses, he claimed I couldnt know too much. I still dont know what he meant, or how one person could possibly have such an impact. Me, a semi employed, struggling writer and artist, positively impacting trillions. Not possible. During the conversa...
The genie laughs and blurts out with elation: "**By doing nothing of course!"** "What do you mean '*by doing nothing?*' and what do you mean '*of course!'*?" **"What did you expect me to say? Did you expect one good deed? One invention?"** "Well...kinda. Maybe hundreds of good deeds?" **"Tell me, which human do yo...
2018-08-15T05:06:03
2018-08-15T02:53:07
374
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[WP] You have the ability to know a lie when you hear it, and to know the truth when lied to. Society appoints you to a high judiciary position, but there's nobody to check if YOU'RE lying when you decide justice. Which case do you remember most? Edit: Hi, guys! I just wanted to say thanks to everyone who visited or...
I could never lie. It got me into serious trouble growing up, I just used to nod and admit. I learned to be good to a degree but more importantly, I learned as a 10 year old boy that I could see others lying. It was difficult as a child. You can’t really call bullshit on an adult, but as I got older, I became an inve...
"I'm curious, why bring up a case against someone who's no longer living?" "For justice, your honor." '*True. No, it can't be... It's not possible that he would do something like this.*' Someone at the rear courtroom shouted. "Liar!" The outburst was met with harmonious cheers and applause. '*Keep these people un...
2018-05-15T22:42:10
2018-05-15T21:38:10
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[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion.
Although it seems like I am happy. My life right now is rather crappy. Times are tough and moneys tight. But that's OK cause it ends tonight. I wish you well, and all the best. I'm glad to get this off my chest. By the time you read my one last quote. You will realize it's my suicide note. With love in my heart, I bi...
I am sad Sad I am Have i gone mad I might just have I would not could not anymore my life is just one great big chore I try to dream but cant escape This life that i have learned to hate Ive rustled and bustled and truffled about With bad thoughts and worse thoughts I can't drown them out So think me a cowa...
2015-01-17T05:25:17
2015-01-17T04:21:47
42
15
[WP]You're a famous artist, tasked with the mission of going back in time to mentor Hitler and improve his art, so that he never goes into politics.
"Again, Adolf, and not so lifelike this time," I said, examining the cityscape he had started on the canvas. "Don't paint what you see, paint the bare bones of what you see, and then how it makes you feel." "But das ist... ist... antithesis," Adolf protested. "Exactly. Every other applicant to the academy will be pai...
I put on my sunglasses so nobody would notice me sneaking another look around at all the other tents. It's overwhelmingly likely nobody was actually looking at me or would have noticed, but I couldn't afford to compound my embarrassment. As I suspected, I was the only artist left that had not unloaded a single painting...
2015-12-11T10:52:24
2015-12-11T09:30:19
76
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[WP] Write about a famous historical event as if it was played out as a DnD session
DM: "Alright Jesus, you've just been executed by the Romans, Roll a death save." Jesus: \*rolls\* "Natural 20." DM: "Alright you wake up with 1 hp, what do you do?" Jesus: "Alright I'm gonna play possum" DM: "Roll a deception check" Jesus: \*rolls\* Ok that's another 20, plus my charisma modifier which is \+5 so 2...
DM: Alright, so you all have been stationed on the Bolognian for a few days now. Tensions have been high with Bologna for generations now, and things are starting to get pretty heated once again. Player 1: Alright, so what are our orders DM: Your group's job is to sneak into enemy territory and scout out areas withi...
2018-05-29T09:31:25
2018-05-29T09:19:41
210
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[WP] Write a letter to someone you miss It's been a rough week. Everyone has someone they wish were still with them. Write to them and tell them how you feel. Pour your heart out. No judging. Even if they never see it, someone will. And thank you. It's tough to be alone.
I miss you big guy. I miss the your terrible jokes and the attempts at accents that wound up sounding exactly the same no matter the country of origin. I miss the quiet but fierce love of your family you had. Most of all I miss the real dad, not the husk you became in the years leading up to your death. I miss my be...
Hey Em, I'd love to say I've changed, I'm new, brag about things I've done. I'd love to say I've grown. But you, with your disarming blue eyes, somehow always knew. You always knew when I was making things up, when I was caught in little white lies. You'd encourage some. And I'd love to say how different I am, from ...
2017-11-05T22:27:41
2017-11-05T19:02:54
102
55
[WP] You have just used Pink hair dye without reading the fine print, "May cause Main Character Syndrome." Your day is becoming... interesting.
###**Diagnostic Criteria for Protagonist Dysphoria with Manic Episodes**^1 DSM-IV Criteria for Protagonist Dysphoria · Hallucinations prototypically of grandiose nature^2 · Schizotypal responses highlighted by delusional thinking^3 · Periodic states of mania often leading to injury or arrest^4 · Specific sympto...
Ariel undid her ponytail as she sat up from her desk to walk shyly out of class, when she noticed a smiling man in a tuxedo smoking in the back of the classroom appear in a flash, and then disappear. “Uhh,” said Ariel, as she picked up her backpack she just dropped. Everybody and the teacher had already left, when sh...
2017-12-09T09:07:22
2017-10-18T11:23:06
377
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[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.
Alel bit his lip as the prisoner crumpled to dust, blowing away from a wind within an airtight room. Well, that was out the window. The judge simply stared with a bored look in his eye, confirming the kill before charting it down and looking to some other infinite list. “Charles Alel, take to the stand.” Alel grimac...
"Well, that didn't work out as i thought" thought Alex, while the lifeless husk of an old man was being pushed away by a magical hand. "Now what? I've heard it all, and nothing worked. The best i came up with was within my loved one's arms, but the last guy who said that got stabbed in the heart by his wife, while she ...
2021-06-24T10:52:50
2021-06-24T10:44:08
44
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[WP] A story that doesn't make any sense, until you read the last line.
It's the best deal in town. You can be the student you always wanted to be. However long it takes. You'll get there, to have the time of your life. When I wanted him. History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. Sunny and 72 degrees. Except where prohibited by law. He grabbed her hand. She stopped twisting t...
First time responding to a prompt, so be gentle. Grixbrug gave a soft, uninspired sigh. Nothing he did could affect the world anymore. His steps made no impacts into the ground; his bow would not draw; he could knock an arrow, but it wouldn't leave his inventory. How long had he been stuck in this hell. At this point...
2017-08-30T06:54:31
2017-08-30T06:35:06
5,691
10
[WP] It's 3 AM. An official phone alert wakes you up. It says "DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON". You have hundreds of notifications. Hundreds of random numbers are sending "It's a beautiful night tonight. Look outside."
I wake up to the sound of a familiar jingle coming from my phone. Groaning I turn over and turn it on. But then something grabs my interest, an official text, like the amber alerts you get sometimes, saying DO. NOT. LOOK.AT. THE. MOON. My screen then suddenly bursts up with hundreds of text messages saying the same thi...
**3:00 AM** *bzzz* I groaned awake as my vibrating phone buzzed on the bedside table. I reached out from under the sheets and looked at the notification. It was a text message. >OFFICIAL WARNING: Do not look at the moon. THIS IS NOT A DRILL "What the hell?" I whispered. Who needs a warning at 3 AM to not...
2022-06-27T10:58:59
2018-04-06T21:48:48
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[WP] Magic exists, however with a catch. Everyone can only use magic the way they expect magic to function. Harry Potter fans MUST do weird wand waving while Call of Cthulhu players all end up going insane. Write an interaction or duel between two vastly different magic users. Honestly if magic did exist in our world,...
My wand slashed and twirled in the air, bright jets of light blasting out. Connor brought his hands up, motioning at the outcropping of rock. It came apart, flying towards me. "Protego!" I yelled, a nearly translucent shield erupting from my wand. The rock missiles slammed into the shield, falling to the floor harml...
The fearsome Dee Twen-Tee sat on the clift, facing his deadly rival: Rymus, the Poet. None dared to speak, for a wrong word may bring them to their ultimate demise - It was just time until any of them made the first action. At high noon, Dee finally spoke: "You fiend, the gods stand by my side. I call upon you a strik...
2018-10-15T21:28:29
2018-10-15T21:15:36
346
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[WP] Write the letter that you always wanted to, but never did. Most of the writing prompts I see on here are for fictional stories, but this is only one small corner of the larger art of writing. In this prompt, I'd like you to consider writing something a little more personal, and in a form that you might not have o...
Dear me, Grow a pair of balls and ask that bitch out. Dumbass. So what if she says no? Are you gonna cry? Hell, no. You'll be sad but you'll move on. You'll be more happy if she says yes than sad if she says no. What a pussy.
Hey cous, It's been what 2 years now? Almost 3? Ahaha. I hope you're happy where ever you ended up. I miss you and the family misses you. I wish you could see how big the kids have gotten. Not to brag or anything but I'm the favorite uncle, ahaha. Though... I don't think I could top how much love and genuine affection...
2015-12-05T14:30:45
2015-12-05T13:45:57
33
15
[WP] Now that he has 8 years executive experience, Obama can apply for the job he REALLY wants
*So Mr Obama, what are your qualifications?* *Well, I was 44th President of the United States of America* *Well, Mr President, what about your presidency makes you qualified for a job at Disneyworld? We already have a robot playing you in the hall of Presidents* *Michelle, BRING ME MY SUPER SUIT* ^^*zzzziiiipppp* ...
Obama kicked open the door of Mitch McConnell's office. The Majority Leader of the Senate reacted with shock, as the President strode forward and stopped at McConnell's desk. In Obama's hand was a leaflet and a picture. Obama placed them both on the desk, facing McConnell. The picture was of the late Anthony Scolia, s...
2016-02-23T02:07:50
2016-02-23T01:19:57
89
17
[WP] We “knew” humans were weak as they avoided every war with diplomacy. We never imagined they’d be this ruthless & how seemingly overnight they went from peaceful beings to a state they call “TOTAL WAR”. War is in their blood & soul. They thrive on it, mostly when the odds are against them
We knew humans were weak. They'd choose words and diplomacy over conflict, sought peaceful resolutions to disputes, made... *compromises*. All signs of weakness and brittle will. It only made sense that we'd wage war, aim to subjugate and add them to our glorious empire and employ their feeble beings in service to ou...
"The war is over," The Custodian said to the gathered council. "We have Victory, and the Humans are pacified. This is what we will tell every member of this Stellar Council's remaining population. How could they refute us, when Human Armadas no longer burn our skies, shatter our mountains, and erase our War Machina? "...
2022-08-05T10:58:12
2022-08-05T10:06:30
1,540
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[WP] You live in a city full of people with powers (telekinesis, electro kinesis, sensors, etc) and everyone is ranked according to how powerful they but they can kill someone of higher rank and obtain their rank. You are rank #1 but no one knows what your power is Edit: Thank you all so much for submitting your stori...
It's always the high-numbered ones that think they have a shot. Some up and coming punk that thinks that this is their once in a lifetime chance to take down #1... as if they can just skip all of the other ranks and become a superstar. They never really consider how I GOT to be number one. I've fought fire powers, ice ...
Pacing back and forth in front of me, David paused, one foot half-hovering over the blood-stained carpet. "Tell me, Kat, what happened?" The body was sprawled out before us on the black tile floor of the penthouse. Streams of slimy, congealed blood wove intricate rivers in the cracks between the slate pieces, and tiny...
2014-12-18T18:29:42
2014-12-18T13:32:26
37
16
[WP] Heaven and Hell are only so prevalent because they paid for Ad time. Tell me about one of the more obscure after-death locations.
“Where am I? What happened?” “Welcome to the afterlife. I regret to inform you that you died. You need not regret it yourself, because death is just a stop on life’s journey.” “Am I in Heaven then? Or Hell? Maybe Purgatory?” “There are no such places. This is all there is, and everyone comes here. I am your counsell...
"And here it is Mike! Whatcha think? I decorated it myself" Death said with a low but belly-filled chuckle. "What the *Hell is this?? This is just... what? A 6 foot by 10 foot office space? What even is this decoration? It's just a picture of you holding a cat similar to those weird portraits back in the 18th century...
2017-03-06T10:24:14
2017-03-06T10:15:11
134
12
[WP] A drug is developed that mimics the effect of 8 hours of sleep, giving people another 8 hours of potential production. Soon, society adjusts to a constant state of production. However, a horrible consequence begins to unfold.
I'm a sleeper living in the outskirts of the city, and I run a little Airbnb for sleep tourism. The awoken comes here often for sleep tourism, to get a sense of nostalgic belongings. You see, since the awoken can be so productive, they are able to afford the pill at all times, never needing to rest at all. They have no...
She was: a shadow on the edge of consciousness, perhaps less, though always more; a voice in the night, most often when you needed it; a companion in the daylight hours, those little slips that feel like death, and then rebirth on waking; a thought you never knew you had; a dream you wanted to go back to. The gir...
2022-03-18T09:35:02
2022-03-18T09:00:46
88
36
[WP] Drunkenly, you accidentally pour vodka into your pet's water bowl. As a result, your pet breaks the number one rule: do not speak to your owner... Ever. Did NOT expect this amount of replies. Thanks guys! It'll be an interesting read.
"Man, what the fuck. This could seriously kill me." "Nawdawg . . ." My eyes were closed. My head tilted forward, chin resting on my chest. "No, really. Like I can smell that this is poison." "NOOO!" Dogs are so STUPID. "It'sss fucking SKY man." "I don't give a shit what it is, I'm not drinking it." I continued po...
When I woke up the next morning, my head hurt like hell. I reached for the bed-side table and grabbed my phone. Clicking the lock button, I check the time. 7:42 I thought. On a Saturday. I throw off the covers and get up to get some breakfast. On my way to the kitchen I pass Gary's birdcage. He's lying on his back, cla...
2016-08-02T20:54:01
2016-08-02T20:47:15
30
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[WP] Write about a famous historical event as if it was played out as a DnD session
“So you’re storming the beaches of Italy in his game. Did you bring the WW2 character sheets?” “Uhh... shit I brought my fantasy sheet for my ranger.” “...” “It’s okay! We can still play. Who was important in WW2 again?” “Winston Churchill...” “There we go! I’ll call my character Jack Churchill, and he’s storming ...
DM: Ok Harold if you could just roll for initiative. Harold: I rolled a 1 DM: ok the bowmen is first to attack you. He rolls a natural 20 Harold: so what’s happened? DM: He has shot you in the eye, you’re dead.... on the plus side it will look fab in this tapestry I have been putting together of the game!
2018-05-29T09:44:43
2018-05-29T08:51:37
35
13
[WP] Last names are assigned at birth by an oracle, and 90% of people find themselves in a related profession. For instance "Miller" or "Baker." Your last name, "World-Ender," has made life rather difficult.
"I'm sorry, but we can't approve you for a home loan, ma'am." "Why?" "Due to the implications of your...name, our insurance won't cover you should you...you know." "If I ended the world from the house I wanna buy with this loan, your insurance wouldn't really matter, would it?" "No, but...think of it as preventativ...
It seemed quite innocent at first, and despite the name given to their son, the burdenbearers were always a, optimistic but harrowed couple. Yet, despite their pedigree, they remained positive about how this would turn out. Their son would turn out. “Shame is truly, your only companion”, the tyke said to his mother’...
2021-06-19T23:03:38
2021-06-19T22:00:06
36
11
[WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" Update! **Cawos has kindly offered to turn the top submission into a short film!** Please subscribe ...
I thought it odd enough that the most upvoted thread on redddit decribed my exact predicament, but when they took the unprecedented move to kill all other threads and make it the only thread only reddit, dedicating the community to solving this singular problem, I knew, then, that this was no hoax. I tried searching th...
Sam cried. The thread would barely load at this point. 8 hours after he first tried his door and windows his sense of place in the world was shaken to its core. He hadn't tried breaking his windows yet. u/TheBaddestDongbeast69 reported her husband broke their slider and tried to leave the house but he got stuck halfwa...
2016-01-31T09:21:55
2016-01-31T08:26:35
520
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[WP] write a short horror story that seems completely normal and non scary until the very last sentence at which point it becomes absolutely terrifying.
I wiped a tear from my eye as she walked down the aisle. My beautiful baby girl, all grown up!! I watched her step up next to the man she loved. He took her hand and they turned towards the adoring crowd. He gave his speech. Everything my little girl had done! It seemed like a fairytale, coming out of his mouth. I wat...
As I opened my eyes at the loud noise, it seemed as if time stopped. The earth stood still. This tends to be a reoccurring event at night. I hate admitting I have PTSD, but some things are hard to erase. I go through counseling even though all it does is seemingly salt the wound. The love of my wife and best friend.....
2017-05-31T07:11:19
2017-05-31T04:16:34
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[WP]"This is how it works," Death explained. "You pick the game and we play. Cheating is allowed, but if either one of us is caught by the other, they lose. If you win, you'll wake up back in the hospital and I'll give you another 10 years. If you lose then it's time for judgement. Understood?
"I know of a game," said the man, finally speaking up after a long pause. Death's glare shifted, as if his bony face cocked an eyebrow. The man crossed his arms, collecting himself for the explanation. The only way to win this game was to make sure the other party lost first, after all. "Well?" Death questioned, gro...
My heart was pounding as I sat in the plane, staring at the map. There was just me and one other person on board. I was waiting for him to take his exit first, staring at that yellow dot. However we were almost halfway through the island, and he was still there. Panicking I decided if I jumped and went straight down I ...
2018-03-07T07:43:55
2018-03-07T07:11:15
251
17
[FF] Write a 10 sentence story where the first sentence has 10 words, and each following sentence has one less word.
I was told my mind would last till the end I was told my mind would last till the I was told my mind would last till I was told my mind would last I was told my mind would I was told my mind I was told my I was told I was I
Quick, whoever you are, I need you to please listen! I am a scientist using an experimental time machine. But it is not working as we intended. We are being pulled back and forth. Into one timeline, and then back. And each time is shorter! Almost out of time... Please, send help! Oh no... Nooooooo-
2015-01-27T11:49:02
2015-01-27T11:28:50
40
15
[Wp] The zombie epidemic came and went in the developed world, most people survived, the military easily defeated the undead horde, and cures for the virus were created. However, zombies remain major issue in the developing and under developed world not getting nearly enough attention on the news. Wow I didn't think t...
If you’ve ever wanted to hunt zombies Africa, now could be your chance and the great thing is that the hunt will be on us! ZombieHuntersAfrica.com, in conjunction with Apocalypse Safaris, is giving away a dream zombie hunt, for two hunters, to the Republic of South Africa. If you win, you get to bring your friend or fa...
Thursday 10th November 2022. 11.21pm. I heard the television turn off as I turned the key. I wasn’t surprised to see Jess still awake. Annoyed but not surprised. “You were meant to be asleep by ten”, Marie called out to her. “Is Harry ready for school?” M and I had just returned from my brother Bill’s house. He wan...
2016-10-30T12:39:54
2016-10-30T12:39:15
29
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[WP] All of the "#1 Dad" mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.
James was not a great man. Great men walked up to the world and bent it to its will. Great men looked at challenge and laughed. James did his 9-5, came home, and sat down. He typically would stand back up a few times, to use the toilet or get a beer, but no more than a few. His son had stopped asking him to play w...
"Ya know... i don't know, really... i guess it was just all the pressure was too much for him... i understand it a little now as a parent myself... you just... well you want to do right by your kids, right? But like... you never really know, ya know?" "Well yeah... the interviews, magazine features... i don't think he...
2017-06-11T09:29:45
2017-06-11T08:28:06
159
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[WP]: A 92-year-old woman's phone number is one digit away from that of a local suicide hotline. She could have it changed, but she doesn't mind.
She reached out for the ringing phone. For a moment, her stiff fingers fumbled over the buttons, and she cursed the arthritis that stiffened her joints. She managed to hit the green button, and lifted the handset up to her ear. "Hello?" "Hello - I, uh, I just needed to talk to someone. I don't think I can keep goi...
"Hello?" "I can't fucking do this anymore." I cried out for help while gasping for air. "Isabelle, is that you?" *Isabelle, how the fuck does this woman know that slut?* After spinning her words in my head for a moment, I knew it must be a mistake. "No, I'm Natalie, or I was. I suppose none of that matters anymore....
2016-02-06T14:19:17
2016-02-06T14:05:09
4,608
400
[WP] When two people fall in love, they receive an object that is the physical embodiment of that love. It changes as their feelings change towards each other and destroying it can have drastic consequences. How does this change the nature of relationships?
On the first date by the sea, our love was a ring. A normal look for these types of things. It hugs my finger so well, this is the love I needed. I can tell. At the first kiss it was a boat. Roped at the docks where our love first took float. Our first anniversary was a beautiful tale, and our hearts boat sprung ...
At first a flame pendant, it was cliché they knew but they did not mind. The rushing emotions of their love did it justice. The fierceness of the love they shared was an extension of their embodiment. The fire vindicated them, a symbol for each other, of the joy they shared in each other's company. It was a precious th...
2014-05-03T15:00:16
2014-05-03T14:31:07
124
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[WP] All superpowers have a ‘hangover’ effect. For example, after using super strength for the day, the morning after you can’t even lift your spoon to eat your breakfast. You wake up one morning after using your own specific superpower and you feel pretty hungover... [deleted]
I awaken well rested and ready for the day, a solid nights sleep. I leave my room to see a pile of letters just inside the door. I look to the bench to see last nights dinner covered in mould. I pull up my phone. Every app has notifications. I check the date. It’s the 27th. I sigh “That’s what I get for taking 10 extr...
You know how when you fall asleep on your arm and you wake up and feel that tingly feeling? Yeah? Well imagine that through your entire body. That's not what it is, of course, it's actually just at the base of my skull. But 'The Buzz' as I've come to know it as creeps into my brain stem on the really bad recoil days. ...
2018-08-19T05:57:43
2018-08-19T04:42:57
74
30
[WP] The Apocalypse begins, and the Four Horsemen ride out leading an army that will depopulate Earth. But the old pagan deities of Earth do not consent, and side with humanity.
Our gods met the horsemen out on the road of the world. You will see the road only twice in your life, and you only have the privilege of remembering it once: first when you are born, and at last when you die. The road is a silver ribbon spun among the stars, linking our world to the next, to the hazy realm of the spi...
The scythe came down and another man fell. The scythe came down and another man fell. The scythe came down and another man fell. Slowly, casually, the Red Lady of death unfurled her clothes and checked over the inky red list, surveying the wreckage in front of her. Her steed glinted in the fading light of the apocaly...
2018-05-17T07:05:25
2018-05-17T06:36:42
3,384
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[WP] You are a Squib who mastered a vast repertoire of Muggle magic tricks to finagle Hogwarts into sending you a letter. Everything goes smoothly, until it is time for the Sorting Ceremony...
"Oh, my," the hat said, its voice resonating through my mind. "But at least you can hear me. Yes, that's something." I froze. I hadn't anticipated this. Could the hat detect a complete lack of magic? I'd wriggled my way this far, and I'd seen wonders on the train ride alone. As the hat hummed and hawed, I wondered how...
As the hat was placed upon me, a cold dread overcame my entire body. And this time it wasn't a senior prankster from Slytherin. As the hat wiggled around my head, the halls were dead silent. Something was obviously wrong. The hat had never taken this long to make a decision. Dumbledore sat at his chair, mildly amused. ...
2017-06-25T14:27:31
2017-06-25T13:48:53
1,807
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[WP] Whenever you speak, people hear you speaking in their native language. Most people are surprised and delighted. The cashier at McDonalds you've just talked to is horrified. "Nobody's spoken that language in thousands of years."
“Nobody’s spoken that language in thousands of years.” I was confused, because this power usually made communication easier, but this girl looks like she’s starting to get really annoyed. The immigrant cashier from a small village in Italy was really starting to get annoyed with me as I tried to order my lunch. “D...
I looked up at him; a pair of black eyes met mine – a look of fear and hostility in those eyes. I was taken aback. I learnt about my gift from a very early age; surprisingly enough I never faced any suspicion. “You’re a polyglot, Sammy”, said my uncle wryly. But he never questioned how I came to be one. And it may sou...
2022-11-14T01:20:39
2018-06-24T21:53:23
45
10
[WP] A group of fantasy adventures has one of their members replaced by a Doppelganger. The rest of the group realizes what happened, but keep pretending to be fooled since they like the doppelganger a lot more than the guy it replaced.
Theldon – or at least the creature that was wearing his face – looked pale in the light of the campfire. As the wood crackled and burned, he chewed his lower lip, gathering his courage to speak. “Guys … I … I have something to tell you,” he managed. His three traveling companions looked at him. Vanariel snapped her...
John, George, and Ringo were huddled together inside a secret room on the fantastical magical yellow submarine. "George, how confident are you?" George left his momentary silence of contemplation to say " Paul is dead man, miss him." Ringo asks, "do you though? I mean I doubt if you guys would miss me either." John sh...
2017-09-15T08:31:45
2017-09-15T06:41:40
147
35
[WP] JFK shot first.
JFK is at the parade, suddenly, his president sense ™ tingles. He takes out his modified M1 garand with reflex sight, fast mag and steady aim, his back up gun since it isn’t that big of a deal. He shoots the killer in the chest from 10 meters, getting only a hitmarker. The killer flees and stands behind a wall to he...
“No.” Jack said. “I will ride alone.” “Are you crazy? I’m riding with you!” Jackie shouted with indigence. “No you aren’t. I have a feeling. A feeling that I need to go alone. A feeling that I can’t explain. A feeling like *ka*.” *Ka? What on God’s green earth made me say “ka”? Never in my life have I heard such a ...
2018-03-21T08:25:25
2018-01-02T10:11:54
27
15
[WP] Every person in the world develops a weird mutation/power the day they turn 16. Everyone's powers are always different, some more insignificant than others. You turn 16, and watch as all your friends discover their newfound ability's. That is, until you discover the severity of your own.
Day 1. Sigh..... As I wake up on my 16th birthday I knew it would happen. I was dreading it. I didn't want it, I didn't need it. I didn't believe in it. My parents had useful powers though as much as they hated it. Dad being a doctor of course managed to heal people at a touch. Mum being the cook that she was never ne...
Tonight was my night; my 16th birthday. Finally, after what felt like a lifetime of waiting, it was my time to shine. I had waited almost a year for this day, ever since my best friend Andrew discovered in January that he could fly. I had envied him at first, being the first in the tenth grade with a power. As time pas...
2015-01-21T22:46:38
2015-01-21T21:42:59
62
10
[WP] Write a letter to someone you miss It's been a rough week. Everyone has someone they wish were still with them. Write to them and tell them how you feel. Pour your heart out. No judging. Even if they never see it, someone will. And thank you. It's tough to be alone.
Elizabeth I never really knew you, but I'll never forget you. I see your face every time I'm alone in my car, and it always brings me to tears. I want you to know that I tried so hard to save you. I tried everything I could. I'm sorry your parents had to see what we did to you. I'm sorry they had to see the tubes stic...
Alex, Its been nearly 15 years since I have seen you. While we were only kids then I think about you often. We were best friends, and even when we had so little and our families argued we still found a way to hang out. Be it play wrestling games in your room, or have grass fights...it was the highlight of my youth. I ...
2017-11-06T02:41:21
2017-11-06T00:29:01
27
17
[WP] It worked! You travelled back in time to Renaissance Age. Jokingly, you turn on your Wi-Fi, only to find a password protected network named "iɔniV ɒᗡ"
$ nmap -sP 192.168.1.0/24 | grep "192\.168" > ? (192.168.1.16) at ec:35:84:4a:17:d2 > ? (192.168.1.23) at 10:9a:cc:b8:69:71 $ talk root@192.168.1.23 > root: Hi there, "dave@192.168.1.16" > I'd almost forgotten how to type. Not like I get a lot of practice these days. > brb > Sorry, just need to...
"It's ready," said the man, whom I really didn't know. "What is?" I replied. "It, now get in!" Those were the last words I heard before I was pushed in an unknown machine and fell down hundreds of meters from the sky, miraculously landing in safety on a pile of dirt in the middle of what I could see was nowhere. Wit...
2016-11-15T04:51:05
2016-11-15T02:09:33
521
380
[WP] When you reach the age of 21, you are given a check from the government. The check has been carefully calculated and is worth the minimum amount of money you need for the rest of your life. Your check came in the mail today and it was $7.27 Edit: Wow this blew up better than I thought it would.
My name is Aaron Aaercbia and I finally got my basic income check. I was in a weird age bracket? Maybe my literally alpha name. My birthday was one day after the start of the school year, so I was always 364 days ahead. I got my check 2 daysbefore my 21st birthday. $7.27. Cashable only after 28/August/2067 Two days ...
I cashed in my newfound fortune. $2 got me on the bus, I got out at the edge of town. I walked for a few hours and found a garage sale sign, I followed the arrows to a somewhat shabby looking hobby farm. There was a very old man sitting amongst the articles he had for sale, all of which had a more leaden appearance tha...
2019-04-24T11:38:23
2019-04-24T11:25:08
27
20
[WP] You are dog. It is your mission to faithfully guard your poor, stupid, two-legged pack-mates from the horrors of the mailman, the dog next door, and men with hats. Describe your vigil.
"This is my human. There are many like him, but this one is mine." They are everywhere. Why he ignores his peril is beyond me. His nose is dumb, but his eyes remain sharp; surely he must see them. Yet he does nothing, wandering the yard, oblivious. "My human is my best friend. He is my life." They attempted another...
Here I stand, my world behind me, the abyss ahead. I know no lands beyond this one, releasing only my shame into the void, and retreating back in. My pack, a label which is arguable, depend on me, and me alone for their survival. They require me to escort them as they traverse the void, peering into the Otherlands. The...
2014-12-27T10:58:57
2014-12-27T10:40:00
36
16
[WP] The nightmare has come true; you've woken up back in sixth grade with your memories and knowledge of everything that happened since then intact. You start staring at your classmates around you, aware of how they end up. Your teacher asks you what's wrong as you start weeping.
Tears started streaming down my face when I looked at my surroundings. Most of my classmates were glancing at me curiously. Just like I they were sitting at light brown desks on green chairs with their pens in their hands. The sunlight that shone through the large windows seemed rather orange, which told me that it was...
(I was kinda friendless through school, and have kept no tabs on anyone, so I really don’t give a fuck tbh but here’s my mildly sociopathic take on this) I slam into the classroom, my consciousness entering a much, much smaller form. I look around, and recognize the young versions of the kids around me. I raise my h...
2019-08-18T08:49:58
2019-08-18T08:46:27
43
18
[WP]You run an RPG pawn shop. You haggle with adventurers who try to sell loot they've acquired. Inspired by *The Merchant Adventurer*, by Patrick E. McLean. EDIT: Wow, thanks everyone that contributed! The awesome Patrick E. McLean (/u/patrickemclean) stopped by, gave a snippet from his book in a comment, and even g...
"VRUDASH BACK!!!!" "Oh for f.... Hello Vrudash. Good to see you aga.. *WIPE YOUR GODS DAMNED BOOTS OFF BEFORE YOU COME IN AT LEAST PLEASE???*" "WAAT? OH. Oh. Vrudash sorry. Goblin Blood and guts kind of stick to Vrudash boots." "I know. I know it does. Every damn time you go dungeon raiding with your friends you end...
Introduction: I am Jericho The Covetous, king of kingdom Skyfall, the land of dragons. Before nobility, I was a merchant, and an excellent one at that. While my wealth was vast, my lust for treasure was a higher priority. Over the years, I've found that adventurers possess the greatest treasures. Because of this, and w...
2016-10-16T11:54:48
2016-10-16T09:33:23
26
13
[WP] Write a letter to someone you miss It's been a rough week. Everyone has someone they wish were still with them. Write to them and tell them how you feel. Pour your heart out. No judging. Even if they never see it, someone will. And thank you. It's tough to be alone.
I miss you big guy. I miss the your terrible jokes and the attempts at accents that wound up sounding exactly the same no matter the country of origin. I miss the quiet but fierce love of your family you had. Most of all I miss the real dad, not the husk you became in the years leading up to your death. I miss my be...
Dear Monique, We both messed up. I should have paid you the attention you needed when you needed it, and you should have told me when you felt you had lost control of your life. I'm sorry, but this is no reason to throw away a wonderful 10 year marriage. Please come home, we miss you horribly. I love you and I al...
2017-11-05T22:27:41
2017-11-05T20:41:24
102
67
[WP] An alien has kidnapped Matt Damon, not knowing what lengths humanity goes through to retrieve him whenever he goes missing.
"We're receiving a transmission from Earth. It's about the human specimen we harvested for examination." "Send it to the bridge. Let's see what they have to say." *I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very part...
Matt sat in his cage listening to the aliens as they chattered amongst themselves. "Nuqjatlh should mah pong 'oh?" A vaguely humanoid creature in a blue uniform said. "jih don't sov 'ach 'oh sure is ugly" another dressed in red responded. "nuqjatlh do tlhih mean?" "neh look at its 'aqlo', 'oh's vaj flat. 'oh's dis...
2018-06-06T16:07:37
2018-06-06T14:54:22
365
92
[WP] Write a seemingly normal story, except for the last sentence, which makes the entire story creepy
What a day. My boss has never been in such a bad mood. On top of the proposal due next week, I now have a rushed budget to get out by Friday. I'm not sure how much longer I can keep this up. Every morning I dread getting out of bed, and every night I dread the next morning. I put on the smile for my colleagues, I smile...
My skin feels so dry. I've bought a what must be hundreds of dollars worth of moisturizing creams, but nothing seems to work for this complexion. I felt so beautiful earlier this week, but I guess it has something to do with summer coming early because now I just feel gross. A few friends of mine recommended looking on...
2016-05-19T13:16:11
2016-05-19T11:52:03
25
17
[WP] Invent a religion of your chosing. Write me the most famous section of your holy book. Make up a religion out of thin air. Write down the most often quoted/theologically meaningful excerpt from your religion's sacred text. think Christianity's John 3:16 or the 23rd Psalm. Well this became quite popular. I've tr...
**Tenet I** Each day, seek to do something to improve your cognitive wellness. **Tenet II** Each day, seek to do something to improve your physical wellness. **Tenet III** Seek to know the truth. **Tenet IV** Seek to speak the truth. **Tenet V** Seek to apply reason to your own behavior. This is wisdom. **Te...
"The Psalm of Hylia" Three golden triangles created by Goddesses of lore, Many sought its peace, but others sought war. Three golden triangles protected by the Hero of Legend, Defeating the Dark One, as he was destined. Three golden triangles guarded by seven sages, Sealed the Sacred Realm for thousands of ages. ...
2014-08-17T16:54:12
2014-08-17T16:46:58
160
28
[WP] Scientists have discovered cryogenic freezing. You are it's first test subject and it's a massive success, and they plan on releasing you in 500 years. You had no way of telling them you were conscious. Holy shit this blew up! I now understand "RIP my inbox" EDIT: u/Alpacasaurus_Rekt told me it's actually "Cryo...
"Any moment now." I had thought to myself. The brightest minds in the world couldn't have possibly just, you know, left me here in this state like that one frozen bag of peas you never eat that gets left in the back of the freezer. At any moment I was waiting for that curious janitor who always peered into my human pop...
I am now nothing. I am nothingness. Nothingness is I. I is nothing. That one sounded like Yoda or would he say I am nothing, nothingness I is. Wait, I just said that didn’t I? No, stop it. I’m getting distracted I am nothing I no longer exist. Stop existing in 3, 2, 1. Silence. Emptiness. Non existence. See! That’s mor...
2017-12-16T23:22:21
2017-12-16T21:57:11
2,171
53
[WP] At the age of 16 everyone gets teleported into a small room. In front of you is a table with all kinds of meals from apples to gourmet meats. Whatever you take a bite of will determine what superpower you'll get. You are the first Person to take a bite of the table itself
The crunch echoed through the room. Kevin didn't think much of it, until he realized just how quiet everyone had gotten. Opening his eyes after chewing the harsh texture for a moment, he noticed how many eyes were on him. "...What? What's wrong?" He asked. No one said anything. Some of them still sat there dumbfound...
As a kid, my friends and I loved to chat, debate and even argue what we'd eat when we entered the power room. We didn't know what food gave what power (everyone who went through it could not speak of that without losing their power), so we always theorised what we'd get. Gemma insisted she'd find the food that had tel...
2020-03-19T09:06:50
2020-03-19T09:01:40
587
63
[WP] The goblins who dwell just outside your village are small and dumb –in an oddly endearing way. The villagers humor their innocuous raids and sometimes even give them advice. In the village’s darkest hour, the goblins send aid.
The village had had something of a goblin problem for generations. Not truly a problem, and no request to have them dealt with had been made for several generations now. No on alive remembers how it started, and apparently no one at the time considered it important enough to record in the Village Book. But every sprin...
The villagers thought that they were very cute, cute like a pug . Many strange and wonderful things could be found in the mountains where the goblins lived. The villagers never really knew, but suspected chaotic magic was at work because the evil goblins that had terrorized the village for generations were now a cross ...
2022-05-26T10:55:16
2022-05-26T09:36:40
36
22
[WP] You lost your sight - along with everyone else on Earth - in The Great Blinding. Two years later, without warning, your sight returns. As you look around, you realize that every available wall, floor and surface has been painted with the same message - Don't Tell Them You Can See.
When The Blinding first occurred, I thought I was the only individual affected. I was sitting at my desk working on a school paper and in an instant, everything went black. I had cried out to my parents in fear and confusion, but their response was like an echo of my own. They, too, couldn't see. And we soon learned ...
We called it humanity's worst disaster. History named it The Great Blinding. What that doesn't entail is that it was our own damn fault. The world was wrought into chaos after several months of warnings and we simply elected to ignore them, feigning assurance - "Oh that'll go away once we start on it." "That's no pro...
2022-10-09T01:59:27
2019-08-26T09:28:09
4,287
285
[WP] a woman has been dating guy after guy, but it never seems to work out. She’s unaware that she’s actually been dating the same guy over and over; a shapeshifter who’s fallen for her, and is certain he’s going to get it right this time. Horror story or romantic comedy?
You thought I couldn't tell, but I could. You can change your face, but not your inability to get your face shaved consistently, or the dumpy clothes you always pick, despite seemingly having any body you want. You can change your dick size, but it doesn't matter because you never get me home anyway. You can't change ...
There was something about her stare that caught me. It wasn't the green of her irises nor the deep black of her neverending lashes. It was the curvature underneath her eyes every time she smiled, and the glint in her pupils shining like a shooting star in a cold winter night. I had never witnessed beauty in such purit...
2018-02-14T07:43:43
2018-02-14T07:36:01
402
212
[WP] Write about a famous historical event as if it was played out as a DnD session
"Your army is marching upon grenoble. You face a royalist regiment of two thousand men blocking your path. What do you do?" "I bear open my breast...", Napoleon started "Jesus Christ, dude", the DM said "...and proclaim, 'If any man here wishes to shoot his emperor, I am here'". The DM sighed and rolled some dice...
“Use your musket!” “Roll! Roll! Roll!” “Shut up Winston!” Joseph screamed. They were surrounded. Joseph couldn’t do anything. His army was crippling. “They’re ill!” screamed Winston, disturbing Joseph once more. Joseph was again looking at the board inquisitively. “you have 30 seconds to make a decision.” He wracked hi...
2018-05-29T09:37:40
2018-05-29T06:15:55
303
209
[WP] "God" is actually two people: one who is omnipotent but not omniscient, and the other who is omniscient but not omnipotent. They both hate each other.
Two gods stretched their endless appendages across the canvas of space, completely unwilling and unable to reconcile their positions on how humanity should be handled. "If no harm comes to them then what will they learn?" One God's voice echoed throughout the universe. From the other end, the second god shouted ba...
To know the outcome of every decision, to know the most optimal path to create the best world and to know that no matter what they did they would never be able to enact that vision. This was Scientas entire existence. Rare were the moments that they did not contemplate suicide, that did not consider simply giving up an...
2016-10-22T16:52:21
2016-10-22T16:47:27
58
12
[WP]: every human being is born with a birthmark signifying a great deed they are fated do in their lives. Your first child has just been born, with the mark of a murderer across her face
I looked my son in the eye and told him firmly, as I had this day for the last 12 years, “It is not your fault, you didn’t kill her. Anyone who says differently doesn’t understand what happened, now blow out your candles, we’ll visit the grave after cake and presents.”
"She's so pretty. Which one is that?" "Hold on." I took the book of marks from the table where the nurse had left it, flicking through the index. Pale brown, left side of the face, just below the corner of the eye to the edge of the nose in a C shape. Page 233. "It's kind of like that one on your leg." "No - hers is...
2014-05-11T02:02:48
2014-05-11T00:05:48
81
14
[WP] A man successfully becomes president but realizes he doesn't want to be president. So, he tries to get himself impeached by doing ridiculous things, but they end up only making his approval rates go up higher.
Catherine Hamilton tapped her fountain pen on the document in front of her. She was the first woman president of the United States, but she now deeply regretted the decision to run for - and win - the seat. There were many reasons why she felt the way she did. Firstly, she'd inherited a broken country, deeply in de...
"How?! How is that even possible, Hanna?" "The publicity team's working at it, mister President. Everything theory we got's still just conjecture." "Are you sure the data's right? I mean, come on, 95% approval from the entire nation sounds a bit too big." "Well, let's go over what you've done this week." "Oooh. Mon...
2015-07-11T13:14:30
2015-07-11T13:05:21
230
81
[WP] On everyone's 18th birthday at noon, one word appears in their skin, depicting their career or purpose in life. On your birthday you're staring at a clock showing 11:59am, family and friends gathered around for your reveal. Path 1: Noon strikes, and you stare at your forearm intently. 12:01, still nothing appears...
First word PHYSIO was fairly easy to see. Perhaps a Greek name he wondered as the word THE appeared below it. "Oh wow" he thought, its going to be a superhero like 'Conan the destroyer'. "Please be magician.... please be Physio the magician" he said under his breath, as the last word appeared. 'RAPIST'. "Rapist..... r...
*11:59 PM* My family gathered around me, silently waiting. We were all eagerly anticipating the Choosing, a lame name for a cool time. *12:00 PM* My mother smiled at me. She grabbed my arm and looked as the word as it appeared. "What is it?" a chorus of family members asked. She frowned. I took my arm back and too...
2017-03-16T03:20:58
2017-03-16T02:03:50
427
71
[WP] You just sent in your DNA to one of those ancestry sites. After eight weeks, you can’t figure out why your results have not shown up. Then, two men with dark suits show up at your front door. They have some news regarding your results.
Dan had been curious about his family history for as long as he could remember. He knew his great grandparents had immigrated to the States, but they had been notoriously silent about their lives before they came. He had guessed from their accents that they had been from Europe, but Dan didn’t even know what region the...
“Kelly Hsu?” the older one asks. “Yes?” My heartbeat barges into my ears; I don’t like strangers knowing my name, especially not ones in dark suits looming in my doorframe. “Tim Dietermann: Frampton, Dietermann & White.” He extends a little white card to me that repeats what he just said, plus “Esq.” and some p...
2020-07-19T14:03:37
2020-07-19T10:51:09
32
16
[WP]: Intergalactic olympics are gathering. All creeds and cultures of the galaxy are arriving and greeting each other. Suddenly a fleet of spaceships appears, blasting We Will Rock You. Everyone freezes. The humans are here.
The problem wasn't that the humans were there. The problem was that their myriad of cultures had developed forth and sent everyone of their champions with them. While, say, The Tarsary, who were known for exemplification in the culinary arts, and a diverse selection of pan flutes, programming, and general dance would s...
In space, no one can hear you scream. Which, for the better part of the history of the universe had been true. Sound waves just aren't a thing in space. There's no air. No air, no sound. It's science. Well, we could all hear them now. No idea how. No idea why. But it was happening. The entire sector was ablaze with t...
2018-04-28T08:32:47
2018-04-28T08:32:32
5,018
735
[WP] You are a princess that owns a pet dragon. You are getting tired of constantly having to defend your pet against knights attempting to "slay the dragon and rescue the princess".
“I would slay this fiend for thee and gain your hand in marriage.” The knight said excitedly. *Ugh no thanks why is it always marriage with these virgin losers* “Oh you’re so gallant Sir knight. It’s terrible what the dragon makes me do.” I gracefully faint playing my role properly. I hate this part to be honest. Play...
He comes forward, all clanking and shining steel. In a defensive manner, he holds a shield before him, though I can see him tremble with each step he takes. Sometimes they come in all charging and bloody zeal. Other times they try some clever trap, or personal appeal to my own safety. There's nowhere safer than h...
2019-01-09T06:40:51
2019-01-09T06:33:48
1,597
159
[WP] A soldier on the front dies in the middle of writing a letter home. It is finished and sent by the man who killed him.
Dear Mom, I love you and I miss you dearly. I want to be home. I don't want to be here anymore. It is unspeakably terrifying in this trench. We are shelled at random times of the day. There is never any peace. We can never be at ease. There is 400 meters between us and the enemy, and we are at a stand still. Neithe...
My dearest love, I long to see the smile that graces you lips. It has been well over seven months since I have and my heart aches for that one simple gesture that would welcome me home. Everywhere around me death grins and I recoil from its affection. Tommy, the boy from the Mason’s farm, felt its sweet kiss two days ...
2015-02-03T13:25:34
2015-02-03T13:20:11
67
14
[WP] write a short horror story that seems completely normal and non scary until the very last sentence at which point it becomes absolutely terrifying.
I wiped a tear from my eye as she walked down the aisle. My beautiful baby girl, all grown up!! I watched her step up next to the man she loved. He took her hand and they turned towards the adoring crowd. He gave his speech. Everything my little girl had done! It seemed like a fairytale, coming out of his mouth. I wat...
He knelt down beside her on the cold grass of the graveyard. She had tripped and almost fallen straight onto a headstone, something that would most likely have given her a major injury. "You didnt hurt yourself, did you?" He looked her over, checking for any scratches or cuts. "I dont think so, but thank you, im ok....
2017-05-31T07:11:19
2017-05-31T05:30:06
1,143
50
[WP] An undercover police officer has managed to infiltrate a particularly ruthless street gang. It begins to become apparent that every other member of this gang is an undercover operative of another agency.
"EVERYBODY ON THE GROUND!!!" "Who the hell is this bunch" I thought? Seriously, how many SWAT teams have just punched into this warehouse? Did any team commander at any point wonder about all the police vehicles out front? Or the back? Or the sides? How about the 4 fucking police helicopters and 1 EC-130 orbiting abov...
Joe the Reloader, Heartbreak Ray, and Sweet Tooth Bluth were in the Uber already when it picked me up. Two words: family plan. I doubt ours is the sort of family Uber had in mind when they came up with their system... But Jesus has it been a great tool for us. Who'da'thunk it? An app strictly for delivering getaway d...
2017-07-24T13:07:18
2017-07-24T12:10:47
39
17
[WP] A priest returns home after a successful exorcism. His demon daughter is waiting for him there, angry that he removed her from someone’s body again.
Well, it had been one of those exorcisms again. On the whole, this whole business wasn't too bad for Reverend Clarkson. Sure, he'd get called in, have to do a couple of Hail Mary's, maybe get cursed out and spat on, but it was all doable. Plus, it was a nice supplement to the donations. But McKenzie just had to be on...
The door to Father Luke’s small suburban home creaked open slowly. “Hailey?” His timid voice disappeared into the darkness. He crept down the hall toward the dim glow seeping through the cracks of his daughter’s room. Taking a deep breath, he gently pushed the door open to see Hailey sitting at the edge of her bed s...
2020-10-20T12:20:56
2020-10-20T11:52:07
24
16
[WP] A seemingly bottomless pit was found, for which the depth can't be determined. Over time, scores of people began using it to illegally dump trash. Many have jumped in to die, while others jumped believing that they'll find life's answers within it. Today, we learn the truth about the hole.
Looks like I got a little carried away with this prompt so I have to break it up into two pieces. Piece 1) The discovery of The Hole was an accident. Researchers at Mount St. Helens had quite literally stumbled upon it during an investigation of reported seismic activity at mountain’s base in the midsummer of 2000. A...
"Are you sure it's okay?" I asked Murry. He had been my best friend for over 20 years. He had a good heart at his core, but his morals were a bit grey. He was driving us to 'The Spot'. I had a couch that seemed impossible to get rid of. No one wanted the ugly thing. It had yellow upholstery decorated with brown flowers...
2018-01-13T09:15:29
2018-01-13T09:08:37
26
12
[WP] Our blood is naturally clear, it thickens and darkens with each impure act. You have always dedicate yourself to good and helping others but today while knitting beanies for the homeless you accidentally prick your finger. Your blood is jet black and so thick it doesn't even drip.
The old woman pricked her finger upon accidentally touching the tip of the needle and her blood appeared to be a gelatinous obsidian black substance, the old lady was clearly distressed and confused about how she could be so "impure" but little did she know, she never thanked the Bus Driver.
Turns out following the rules of god was the wrong way.. Turns out following the Bible to a t, never wearing cotton, the whole fish thing was wrong.. That woman who was dying I couldn’t touch her, Turns out slaves where bad... Turns out cutting my wife’s hands off was evil.. I needed a moment
2018-08-04T09:48:46
2018-08-04T09:44:59
395
10
[WP] The website appeared suddenly one day, with no announcement. Anyone, anywhere could type in the url and access it. The content was simple: A homepage, a search bar, and the full name, a list of timestamped sins and the years to be spent in hell of every living human.
Jason tapped away at his keyboard, feeling the satisfying *clunk* as each mechanical key wrought an English letter into the URL bar of his internet browser. *‘www.yoursins.com’* A classmate at his university had put him onto it, explaining through a shit-eating grin that someone had put up a timestamped archive of ev...
"No. That's not right." Daniel's brow furrows, he lets out a big huff while scanning the page for a link to the live chat. "This is ridiculous," he thought, "everyone's a critic." RING! Daniel looks across the room at a green rotary telephone. He knows who's calling. Sweat beads form on his forehead, he wipes his cl...
2020-02-29T23:34:17
2020-02-29T22:58:06
40
25
[WP] Two werewolves fall madly in love, but only during the full moon. When they’re human, they can’t stand each other.
Heather is madly annoying. Her voice is deafening ... destroying my ears, no longer able to hear I sign to her she's the one person I fear. For she and I turn to wild beasts. Every full moon, we turn to each other and feast Not on people, or prey or food. We become wild animals stuck to each other, glued. B...
The full moon reflected in the deer's eye as it danced spritely through the woods. I lay undetected under the brush, awaiting the moment I could taste its blood. The scent filled my nostrils, and my mouth watered in anticipation. But there was another scent. Something that awakened a different kind of anticipation. Th...
2018-05-23T01:28:51
2018-05-22T20:37:45
56
11
[WP] Write the letter that you always wanted to, but never did. Most of the writing prompts I see on here are for fictional stories, but this is only one small corner of the larger art of writing. In this prompt, I'd like you to consider writing something a little more personal, and in a form that you might not have o...
Dear me, Grow a pair of balls and ask that bitch out. Dumbass. So what if she says no? Are you gonna cry? Hell, no. You'll be sad but you'll move on. You'll be more happy if she says yes than sad if she says no. What a pussy.
To my best friend. I used to write to you all the time in the early days. Perhaps it was selfish of me, to use you as an outlet for my emotions. I haven't written to you in such a while, and I'm sorry. Life got in the way, I guess. I owe you this last one. I don't know how, but slowly things changed. They got better, a...
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