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Mountainous heaps of colored metal that rested on round rubber circles scattered the landscape. The day was hot, the wind was..... windy. I can do this, Tim thought. Tim had a good idea | CjI3q |
The progress bar shot up like a rocket as the cat firmware began updating. Fuzzy's tail, now plugged into my computer, swished quickly from side to side. It's clear he wasn't happy about this. I looked back at Fuzzy himself and saw him glaring back at me, silent yet angry purrs exiting his mouth. I heard a high-pitched... | 3cVS5 |
" WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" screamed the Adversary. "Well, little Damnediel here gets cranky if he doesn't get his succubus milk. They're pretty much the only demon you have that Damnedid is not afraid of. | feew7 |
To whom it may concern: I would like to express my interest in the marine biologist position as I feel I have certain professional qualifications that align with the duties and responsibilities of the job. For a number of years I have worked within the scope of the department of fish and wildlife, carrying out a number... | rL81r |
Once upon a time, in a far away land where the skies would dance, and at nights become ablaze with rainbow flames, a young man by the name of Leonardo stood. To his left there was an intricate box, covered with mysterious ancient looking runes, aglow with wonder and a power known by none. Leonardo looked out of the win... | eh0FE |
Chad opened the door, tossed his shoes off to the side, dropped his coffee mug onto the granite kitchen counter and wanted a few minutes to vegetate in front of the television before starting dinner. There, lying on his favorite leather cushion, was one dollar and eighty-five cents. One loonie, Three quarters, and a ni... | 89xHe |
Coffin Nightmares I've lost track of how long I've been stuck in this box, waiting for someone to come and get me. This coffin is cold, dark, and cramped only a few feet long and wide. It's stuffy and suffocating; I can't stand being awake. I spend most of my time asleep. I've had a long time to think long enough that ... | rbbpT |
The days leading up to my 18th birthday were filled with a flurry of excitement. I could barely contain my anticipation, imagining all the possibilities that awaited me when I received my superpower. I had heard stories about people gaining incredible powers such as flight, super strength, and even the ability to contr... | TD8On |
Temptation is the worst thing in the world. Lets say you are the most powerful man on earth. Lets say you decide to use this power to help people, to make a change. So you go where people are, to the city, where there are always those in need. But then you're told that every time you use that great power you hurt those... | r3Bce |
I woke up feeling rather strange, as if something was missing. It took a few moments to realize that I couldn't see myself. Panic set in as I realized I had somehow become invisible. The first thing that came to mind was to leave my apartment and get some help. I stumbled down the stairs, avoiding other residents, and ... | RJvgx |
Have we found anyone today, Jack?" Well, for an omnipotent being you're quite pedantic, aren't you? Besides, why do you say we, when it's ME who has to do all the dirty work." Just a technicality; had you read your bible, you should know that the Lord your God" He puts a smug smile "which means me, is with thee whither... | wCDNU |
Jason walked into his apartment after a hard day at the office. He kicked off his dress shoes, and draped his coat on the couch, making a mental note to hang it up before he goes to bed. "Mike? You here buddy?" Jason called out for his new roommate but he had gotten no answer. Shrugging to himself he walked through to ... | CBlVW |
I stared, panting at the sight of her, her smell. She is perfect. She is god. I love her. My legs abandoned all will to continue running. The sun beat on both of us as the last of my sweat fell and quickly dried on the arid concrete beneath us. She caressed my face with surgical precision; not at all the kind of woman ... | HmZ01 |
It was the screams that woke me up, oddly enough. Many thousands of tons of jell-o suddenly collapsing on top of a small town should be quite loud. I suppose it was the screams that I heard. The first of many. Suddenly, I was awake, sitting upright in my bed, the covers wrapped around my throat. My bedroom was dark. Th... | gZ5NJ |
I opened my eyes and looked around the room. MY room. From all those years ago. Posters, bedspread, all of it. Did I really have a huge stuffed bear at that age? I couldn't believe I had finally gotten through to here. My heart was racing and I could hardly breathe. It must be THAT day, it had to be. My hands were shak... | qgSPX |
I never thought that I, a mere mortal, could ever stand a chance with the girl of my dreams. Her name was Lilith, and she was the embodiment of everything good in this world. She was smart, kind, and beautiful. But little did I know, her father was Satan himself. At first, I thought it was just a joke. Lilith never men... | 1Vrwc |
Deeya likes romantic movies, in the way an elk likes being set on fire. The moment I compare her eyes to sapphires is the moment she tells me, "Well, I guess that's what we get for living with you." Seriously, if someone offers to put out my fire, they better damn well be a hot chick or else they're not getting their m... | 4j8Qh |
The sun was setting, casting a beautiful orange hue over the lake. I had been coming to this spot since I was a child, and now, as an adult, it still took my breath away. I felt so at peace here, and I wanted to bottle up that feeling and bring it home with me. I took out my fishing rod and cast my line into the water,... | cbo6M |
Whoever said death is inevitable never met me. Life is the only thing I can seem to count on in this world. She called me out of nowhere today. She's sure got a good sense of humor, but she also has an amazing ability to get under my skin and make me feel like shit. She made it sound as though her very presence was som... | NCQ4A |
As she set the groceries down on the counter she noticed a note from her daughter. "Dear Mom," it read. "I'm sorry. I've been hiding something from you for some time. I'm gay." Later, she was watching her favorite TV show and had her grandson on her lap. When the show was over she kissed him good-bye, left the house, a... | GUagE |
In the beginning it went well enough. A large supercomputer in the central citadel was maintained by rscience, rprogramming, rengineering and others like them who kept their dwellings close to a computer so they could work there most of each day checking for bugs or working on new features that were needed when someone... | Z50T7 |
Guilty as charged But damn it, it ain't right. There's someone else controlling me, Death in the air, Strapped in the atomic chair, This can't be happening to me. Who made you God to say "I'll take your life from you!" Flash before my eyes, Now it's time to die. Burning in my brain, I can feel the flame. Wait for the s... | 9gxis |
As I woke up, I could just make out that Ramirez's pod was empty. As I looked around, I saw that the others were empty as well. Strange, that I was the only one who hadn't been woken up by the alarm. I stood up and stretched, taking a look around. It seemed like everyone had just gotten up and left without me. Maybe th... | 7jTzP |
"Which one do you want me to explain first?" I asked. I couldn't look past the barrel of Joe's shotgun. "Why the fuck..." bellowed Joe belligerently. " ..am I naked?" I said, as I completed his sentence. "It's Thursday." Joe cocked his shotgun and said "You have three seconds to explain yourself before I blow your head... | Ujah0 |
The sunshine was unbearable. In the heat of the desert day he stood in the center of the city park. Looking up, he stared straight into the sun. His eyes burned as he looked down. His shadow reflected, crooked and out of reach. He bent down and gazed upon the the form of himself cast across the concrete. Slowly he reac... | hmFaV |
Santa wakes up in the morning barely able to get out of bed. He stumbles to the bathroom mirror riddled with self loathing. The small amount money hed gotten didnt Santa wakes up in the morning barely able to get out of bed. He stumbles to the bathroom mirror riddled with self loathing. The small amount money hed gotte... | NcO5h |
I could tell my parents were itching to go hear another round of the bald guy telling stories about, go figure, a bald guy who was a chemistry geek and made blue drugs or something. They kept reminding my two little brothers that the pirate looking dude was about to begin his next story. But Tim and Eric weren't intere... | ssveI |
" I just want to be different. Special, you know? I want to be imperfect. I want meaning in my life. It almost makes me want to act out " There is no one-size-fits-all answer to this question, as everyone's journey of self-discovery and meaning is different. However, some steps you can take to explore your unique poten... | Ujfpx |
As I woke up, I could just make out that Ramirez's pod was empty. As I looked around, I saw that the others were empty as well. Strange, that I would feel relieved by this discovery when we had all been running for our lives less than an hour ago... I let my mind wander through various possibilities of what happened af... | F3wEt |
[ Punch ] (http: en.wikipedia.orgwikiJonestown) That clarity you needed, that moment necessary to pierce the bubbled fantasy of your world, it is full color lucid and needle sharp sticking in there like a red hot poker under your ribs. (http: www. myspace. com macinaw1344) You are not alone. Your mind will be cured wit... | FV50s |
"Amand, Thomas?" "Cleric." "Another one?" I looked up from the ledger at the paladin lounging in the chair opposite. Anneth was the least paladin-like paladin I'd ever seen, but there was no denying she was one of the best trainers in the entire Empire. Most Paladins, reporting to the headmaster of the Academy would be... | rfAgB |
"Yes, it is a loophole, no that doesn't change our position." Saint-Peter impatiently drummed his fingers on his lecturn, dreaming of the day he'd be allowed to retire. "But I Saint-Peter: I can see a loophole, but it doesn't change our position. The chairman: I'm sorry, but you're wrong. Besides, it doesn't matter if ... | j55RZ |
Some people train for combat by going to the gym. By sparring. The fools. I know every facet of the human body. Every weak point, every organ. I can visualize the pain that I'll inflict on a man's body. And I'm damn good at it. When I was 18, I joined the Army. I was eager to learn. To prove myself. I wanted to serve m... | ozaUl |
"So why do we need this guy's help again?" Jesse asked. The two detectives from Hillside Police Department were walking down a very shady alley. It was around 10, 2 am Saturday morning when they came across the man who had just shot himself in the heart with a handgun on the corner of Howard Avenue and Fairview Bouleva... | RMkKb |
In the beginning it went well enough. A large supercomputer in the central citadel was maintained by rscience, rprogramming, rengineering and others like them who kept their dwellings close to rscience | MRGaK |
"I knew she was too hot to be a goddamn history major." Ed hated when John was right, not because he sort of always hated John, but because John would have a lot of personality disorder. | o4spQ |
In the car roaring its engines as Metallica blasted on the sub-woofers as loud as it could, I was feeling the hold of scotch and weed and whatever else blooming from a buzz into something lovely. "Kid, ethics are for those who fear failure and need an honorable reason to retreat," my partner said next to me. "So blaze ... | SE8YT |
It took me a long time but I finally realised the truth. And when I did I laughed long and hard, standing in my front yard as I watered my petunias. "You alright over there, Bill?" shouted my neighbour John. He, too, was watering his petunias. "John," I said, "do you ever wonder why life here in the 200th Zone is so da... | s1h3o |
The woods and mountains behind my house in South Anchorage stretched for miles only broken by hiking trails and the odd abandoned military structure. The slate grey structure had always been there as long as I remembered, it was different than other structures in the area, but not me or anyone else in the area ever gav... | 84sCC |
"No, grandad. Don't die. Please, I'm begging you," I said to myself as I looked through the serial killer dating network. I think my pits smell a little. Maybe I Grandma! | K7eTa |
I had just succeeded at my greatest shenanigan of all time, creating a black hole with enough force behind it to instantly devour the universe. Good old CERN had done me proud! The pressure should have been so intense that I would have exploded and gone dark energy. But no, nothing happened... Why? Why didn't I explode... | YNY4R |
It's been about 4 years since I worked the late shift at the factory. I was only supposed to work an 8 hour shift, but I rarely worked less than 10. If you count the commute and a bit of grocery shopping on the way home, I'd pull in around 4am. That's where I'd meet Cat, hungrily awaiting my return. You see, I didn't p... | 1dvfR |
It was years in research down the drain. All these models, all of that mathematics, and ultimately it was a stray probe that proved us wrong. The universe was not exactly expanding. Sure, there was bit of outwards motion, but not as much as we thought. No - what caused what we thought was evidence of expansion was, sim... | Z1POm |
"TIFU because Siri likes genitalia" 'It was a mistake. I meant to send the picture to my girlfriend, but I accidentally sent it to you.' The recent IOS update had given Siri a wider range of emotions and critical thought. This new, more intelligent Siri became notorious for developing fetishes concerning their human ma... | oegvE |
Kellenari 3- Entry 201, Day 743 After MMAD. They told us to ensure there were no survivors, but there are always survivors. We hunt them down daily. We've killed hundreds of them in the weeks after the fall of the Brotherhood. We've even killed many of them together. It never grows easier. I don't know if it should. I'... | 9my9Y |
"Will I be safe?" Asked Christopher. There was a moment of silence. The words came slithering from the dark in a low and comforting tone. A whisper. "Of course..." A voice came out of the darkness. Christopher turned around to see a pale figure, draped in black with a hood over his head. The slender figure stretched ou... | QFGU4 |
Gary Bonner. Not exactly the man I thought he'd grow up to be, or most people for that matter. Everyone, myself included assumed he would be a nobody, a loser. He became my friend and mentor in many ways. But after I turned 18... And faced all of life's challenges on my own... I realized that not only was my father cor... | l0b8x |
It was a dreary night in San Diego. The dreariest of the dreary. Sam Confer was sitting by his bedside table starring at the pistol. He had just bought it the other day in the Lucan district. It was the first time he had ever been and probably the last. No matter which way he re imagined things would go, death was inev... | r7awc |
In a world unlike any other, every person was born with the potential to be either pure evil or an angel in human form. It was a frightening thought for most, but it was just a part of life. At the age of 18, every person had to undergo a "goodness" test. The test was designed to give a score from 1 to 200, where 1 was... | RfaWL |
" I just want to be different. Special, you know? I want to be imperfect. I want meaning in my life. It almost makes me want to act out " normal," because maybe that's what is normal, and I don't think it should still be considered abnormal. I've been following your blog for a while now, and I'm completely in love with... | 43MnL |
"Did you get him?" asked the Vice President "Not yet, sir. He hasn't picked up his phone." "Well, keep trying." "Should I text him, sir? The previous POTUS staff said he was a big texter." "A big texter?" "Yes sir, a texter is someone who uses texts as their primary mode of communication." "Primary mode of? Christ. Yes... | LpZIY |
The eternal disembowelment suffered by Prometheus was merely a pin prick compared to the carnage the uterus inflicted on my body. The terrible rage of the uterus scorned, childless and barren I finally became an object for (even more) intense hatred in the eyes of my mother." (PS: we're not naming this kid after any Di... | 7Cf36 |
Dear Mom: Today I think I saw the worst of humanity. Today may have been the day of the armistice, but I feel that there can never be peace, not until we acknowledge what happened in Nanking and make reparations to Japan for their atrocities against Chinese civilians." In a final letter from his hospital bed after thre... | PF4RC |
"Here, hold this piece of paper." The man in the denim suit said solemnly. "No, with two hands. Like a mugshot." "What's a mugshot?" "Just do it, OK?" Francois saw no reason to disobey someone sporting a cowboy's outfit in 2516. You had to be a real lunatic to do that. "Like thi-?" Before he finished his question, the ... | eixqy |
I knew something was wrong the moment everyone around me started to get up all at once. Finally, after a meager two years chase, I was cornered in Istanbul of all places. To be honest, I was surprised that I lasted that long with the organization on my tail. "Agent W, don't make a scene, get up quietly." I recognized h... | LG3of |
NSFW - Graphic Content Hey fuckfaces, comment'shitpost' if you are reading what I'm writing while dropping a juicy deuce in the office pool. Afterwards, I lived. Are you scrubbing my balls with a wire brush coated in grape jelly and Icy Hot with that bullshit? Zero effort from the OP. By the way, do you wash your hands... | 6TLLX |
"I just want to know how you got it." "Trade secret. Are you buying or not?" " ..." I thought. "How am I supposed to know you're not scamming me if I don't even know how you got it?" "The same reason you still eat processed foods, I suppose. I see you're trying to buy time, but I'm only selling it for real cash." In an... | PXKhl |
I've been to about five hundred weddings, as both the bride and groom. I've danced with movie stars, hit home runs, and won contests for just about anything you can imagine. All this because I can steal memories. If you want proof, open the envelope in the corner after I finish, but please, hear me out. This morning, I... | 63OJg |
"Hubris stands alone as a sin routinely punished by the gods." said the Kahuna. "Here the millions of the Metal Hordes come to our door. Already millions have drowned. Rage ?" asked Gohan, dropping his sword and pointing at them all with both hands outstretched in front of him. The men roared simultaneously but stopped... | 9ol16 |
The lycan house and the Sanguine house has been at war for six months. Truth be told it was petty at first. Just a bunch of guys messing with another groups women but then it turned into a full blown war. No one knew how it started and no one knew how to end it. In the lycan house there was the main leader. Call him da... | ulSHQ |
The death-bells tolled for the king and continued on into the wedding song. The war had ended when the Sword of the Sun had died defending the Sun King, and when the queen-to-be returned from her mourning, she wore only white and gold. She looked like a ghost. The war had cost the kingdom dearly, the king and his sons,... | bzCGY |
"Dashing through the snow.." Santa sung. "I am not singing that song." Wung Shi retorted. "Dashing through the snow!" Santa badgered, staring at his accomplice in anticipation of his continuation of the song. "Look, Wung Shi. If am going to help the Chinese goverment, you better work with me." Wung looked away in reluc... | RGnkz |
Everyone called me Dirt on account of the fact that I don't get to shower much - momma always tells me that I have to wait until the water's hot enough to wash my hair and body, so I end up smelling like dirt - but it's not my fault. I've got dirt all over me. I'm really, really sorry, and I'll try to shower more often... | wIrU0 |
"We have come to take you home!" The alien boomed in his most impressive voice. I stared at him. I was currently in the middle of fap session and he had just teleported in. Wasn't there like some kind rule against that? I pulled my pants up. "Mate. While I would likely have not been a very welcoming host if you had use... | s5uvt |
- So what if I was 5 minutes late!? it's not like the rebels will blow up the Death Star! - I swear man, I should have let you die with the rest of your Fag Order of Faggy Jedis. - fuck you ugly-ass bitch! you're so ugly, that your mom..... - well you weren't a beauty queen when I found you in Mustafar, fucking cripple... | CKiiY |
I would never lie to you. Never told a lie in my life! Well, I can't say that, we've all had our fair share of little falsehoods, small embellishments, those moments when you don't want to tell your in laws that you didn't enjoy the burnt steak they were so excited about. Where would we be without those moments? I can'... | Odq3R |
The lamppost outside of O'Malley's pub flickered it's final breaths before giving out, drenching the small pub in sinister darkness. The patrons inside were warm, happy and drunk, completely shielded from the cold uninviting night. "So I tell him that's not my wife it's my sister!" She laughed but the sound was lost in... | oTKa9 |
I adjusted my mic. "Ooookay, let's get this show on the road," I announced, grabbing the script I had been graciously given by my bosses. Thank them, honestly, for this swag. | RgTSV |
"Right. So. You shouldn't." "Why?" "Because..." "See, you don't have a good answer. Nobody does. There is no reason not to. I'm doing it. Watch." "Don't." "Why?" "I don't know. Really, I don't have a good answer to why you shouldn't. I wish I did, but I don't. I'm just as weirded out and alienated by all this as you ar... | UCMFX |
"May others insult the size of your genitals!" I could hear her through the open window of the gym locker room. She yelled in a thick Slavic accent, partially concealed ?" | m8eHJ |
On a rainy day, in a quiet town, a wife sits with her husband, enjoying the afternoon. The husband's guttural snoring brings a smile to the wife's face. She quietly taps him on the shoulder, and he awakens to a beautiful, contagious smile. - "Hey." I said. "Hey." she replied. I look at her, studying her crows feet: sca... | 0pfpM |
Psychiatric Summary Log; OFFICER P. Bryce; Initial Condition Opinion, Local Psych; Stable, but unable to perform field duty due to not yet undiagnosed panic-attack like conditions; Secondary Opinion, private contractor; This is clearly newly caused PTSD or some other recent memory trauma, what A - - Hole put this guy o... | RR1wL |
'Get your fingers out of that nook, dick.' I knew it was a bad idea the moment I heard it, but damned if I let that put a boogie in my chicken. I was going to finish my joke. But the joke was finished with me. The audience was done with me. That day, I became a dancer. -Clark Gable | WNDOF |
Several hundred-thousand years of the most simple, lowly amoeba, built up over a millennia, evolving from ocean to swamp to jungle to forest and plains, and for what? A race that will vanish if it can't expand into space. Sounds like you're describing the Zerg | lqXnG |
The clinic was a dreary place filled with the palpable atmosphere of mounting dread. It was probably some converted abortion clinic - never intended, really, to be cheerful. Whatever it It probably was, it sounded. | GHkJ4 |
Roger dove into the fox hole as bullets tore through the fog filled morning air. He slammed his back against the dirt and exclaimed "Fuck!" in a tone that conveyed a hint of relief but still much more fear. "I'm so fucked..." Roger had been spared the grisly death shared amongst his colleagues. Maybe 15 minutes ago a s... | phNzg |
One day, me and my friend were walking home from school. We walked past a man's house, and we knew that he was a "crazy" person, but at least not on drugs. He comes running out to us, and asks my friend if he wants to try his new teleportation machine. He agrees, and asks "Where will it take me?" The man replies "Just ... | pFzJK |
Everyone called me Dirt on account of the fact that I don't get to shower much - momma always tells me that I have to wait until the water's hot. She says it has something to do with me catching a cold, but I'm pretty sure she's just cheap. Momma's a drunk. She always says I'm her favorite, but I know that's not true -... | qx7jG |
"May others insult the size of your genitals!" I could hear her through the open window of the gym locker room. She yelled in a thick Slavic accent, partially concealed by her English-accented words. I didn't know much about my mother's heritage besides that she was of mixed Russian and Polish origin. The rest of our f... | CcEPe |
To know the outcome of every decision, to know the most optimal path to create the best world and to know that no matter what they did they would never be able to enact that vision. This was Scientas entire existence. Rare were the moments that they did not contemplate suicide, that did not consider simply giving up an... | B7UxF |
" Adam, please open the door and let us talk. We can figure this out together without causing anyone to get hurt again. " " Again? No, I need to " | ErnUN |
"I just wanted to say how sorry I am for your loss." "Thank you, Mr...?" "Hanson. Terry Hanson." "Thank you, Mr. Hanson. How did you know my father?" "I'm president of our fantasy football league, here in Winnipeg. I, uh, actually run the entire Western Canadian division of the league." "I see. I have to admit, I did n... | u4aeI |
"Fireflies." Kelly turned. The man sat across from her, legs stretched across the aisle. "Were you talking to me?" she asked, knowing that he had to have been, or else she was just having a crazy daydream. "Yeah." He nodded. "I'm Brian." "Kelly." She smiled, trying to see in his eyes what he was thinking. He was as muc... | a25S1 |
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