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Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.
There where you left him.
You lose the game?
There were these two guys having lunch one day when the first guy says to the second one, "You ever say one thing to someone when you meant to say something else?" "How do you mean?" says the second one. "Well last week I was at the airport and I wanted to go to Pittsburgh and the women at the counter had these en...
And then I unzipped my pants and had sex with your mother
A he-blew.
But still.
We Israel..
She couldn't take it any longer.
One Direction
"Ugh, some asshole has my pen", she thought.
Where's my tractor? 8)
...but at least he died doing what German's love most. Mass murdering innocent people.
German pilots are bad at knock knock jokes. Knock, knock. *silence* Knock, knock. *CRASH* Too soon?
I was wondering why the baseball looked like it was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Little Jimmy came home from school one day and walked into his parents bedroom, where he saw his mom and dad going at it. Without his mother seeing, Jimmy's dad gave his son a thumbs up and kept on going. The next day Jimmy's father comes home from work and walks into his son's room to see what he was up to. When he wa...
You man nipple lated me
They were very modest, so they only ever whispered it to each other.
So I unzipped my pants and had sex with your mother.
An autist.
Smoke
Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me.
Two men decide to go fishing on a Saturday. They rent equipment, take off early in the morning and enjoy a relaxing day out on the water. Unfortunately, they only catch one fish apiece. On the ride home, they share their disappointment. The first man says, "You know, with all the money we spent, these fish cost us ...
Anal beads back in a few minutes.
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man who farts in church sit in pew.
Sorry?
Neither can i...
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise tha...
Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A: Senator.
Supposedly she had to rush the delivery!
*zyan malik or whatever leaves 1d. *Kayne West gets in. *kicks everyone out of the band. *there's room for only 1 direction homie. *it's West.
I'll be Bach
So a moth goes into a podiatrists office. "Come in," says the podiatrist, "What's the problem?" The moth drops down into the nearest chair and says "What's the problem? I don't even know where to start. First of all, my boss is a vicious tyrant who gets off on the petty torments he puts me through day in and day ou...