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{
"DEFAULT":[
"* [Citation Needed]",
"* The turtle moves.",
"* This is technically impossible, but the code doesn't know that.",
"* Do not eat the green wobbly bit.",
"* Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake.",
"* As reliable as a chocolate teapot.",
"* The system regrets nothing.",
"* This output is purely decorative.",
"* Please do not tap on the glass.",
"* A wizard did it."
],
"CONTEXT_MAP":{
"void":[
"* Not to be confused with the other kind of void.",
"* If you gaze long enough, it might ask for a snack."
],
"gravity":[
"* Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake.",
"* Down is just a suggestion."
],
"physics":[
"* Newtonian rules apply only on alternate Tuesdays.",
"* Friction is just the universe hugging you too hard."
],
"glitch":[
"* Do not eat the green wobbly bit.",
"* Have you tried turning the universe off and on again?"
],
"error":[
"* As reliable as a chocolate teapot.",
"* The architect denies responsibility."
],
"system":[
"* The turtle moves.",
"* Beep boop."
],
"bureau":[
"* Form 27B-6 is mandatory.",
"* The paperwork is expanding to fill the available space."
],
"voltage":[
"* Please keep arms and legs inside the vehicle.",
"* It smells like ozone and bad decisions."
],
"drag":[
"* Trudging through molasses in January.",
"* The resistance is futile, but annoying."
],
"council":[
"* Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.",
"* The motion carries, but the chair is grumpy."
]
}
}