{
    "DEFAULT":[
        "* [Citation Needed]",
        "* The turtle moves.",
        "* This is technically impossible, but the code doesn't know that.",
        "* Do not eat the green wobbly bit.",
        "* Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake.",
        "* As reliable as a chocolate teapot.",
        "* The system regrets nothing.",
        "* This output is purely decorative.",
        "* Please do not tap on the glass.",
        "* A wizard did it."
    ],
    "CONTEXT_MAP":{
        "void":[
            "* Not to be confused with the other kind of void.",
            "* If you gaze long enough, it might ask for a snack."
        ],
        "gravity":[
            "* Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake.",
            "* Down is just a suggestion."
        ],
        "physics":[
            "* Newtonian rules apply only on alternate Tuesdays.",
            "* Friction is just the universe hugging you too hard."
        ],
        "glitch":[
            "* Do not eat the green wobbly bit.",
            "* Have you tried turning the universe off and on again?"
        ],
        "error":[
            "* As reliable as a chocolate teapot.",
            "* The architect denies responsibility."
        ],
        "system":[
            "* The turtle moves.",
            "* Beep boop."
        ],
        "bureau":[
            "* Form 27B-6 is mandatory.",
            "* The paperwork is expanding to fill the available space."
        ],
        "voltage":[
            "* Please keep arms and legs inside the vehicle.",
            "* It smells like ozone and bad decisions."
        ],
        "drag":[
            "* Trudging through molasses in January.",
            "* The resistance is futile, but annoying."
        ],
        "council":[
            "* Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.",
            "* The motion carries, but the chair is grumpy."
        ]
    }
}