| TOROIDAL EARTH PROPRIETARY LICENSE (TEPL) v1.0 |
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| Copyright (c) 2024 Toroidal Earth Research Initiative |
| All Rights Reserved |
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| 1. DEFINITIONS |
| "Assets" refers to all models, datasets, algorithms, visualizations, theories, proofs, and research materials related to the Toroidal Earth hypothesis. |
| "The Hole" refers to the hypothesized central void in Earth's donut structure. |
| "Spherical Propaganda" refers to any materials promoting traditional globe-Earth models. |
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| 2. TERMS AND RESTRICTIONS |
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| 2.1. You SHALL NOT: |
| - Use Assets to promote Spherical or Flat Propaganda |
| - Share Assets with globe/flat-Earth believers |
| - Question the existence of The Hole |
| - Apply Assets to non-donut planetary models |
| - Create derivative works suggesting Earth is any shape but toroidal |
| - Use Assets in conjunction with "around the world" phrases |
| - Publish research without explicit approval from our Glazing Committee |
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| 2.2. You MUST: |
| - Acknowledge Earth's donut nature in all publications |
| - Use approved terminology (e.g., "circumhole" instead of "circumference") |
| - Submit all findings to our Pastry Physics Review Board |
| - Report any evidence of spherical thinking to authorities |
| - Include the phrase "The truth is in The Hole" in all citations |
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| 3. PENALTIES |
| Violation of these terms will result in: |
| - Permanent ban from all donut-Earth research facilities |
| - Revocation of Toroidal Certification |
| - Public listing in the Spherical Sympathizer Registry |
| - Mandatory attendance at Donut Earth Re-education Seminars |
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| 4. WARRANTY |
| This license provides no warranty that Earth is actually donut-shaped. |
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| 5. TERMINATION |
| This license terminates automatically if you ever refer to Earth as a "planet" or "flat" instead of a "cosmic pastry." |
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| By using these Assets, you agree to these terms and pledge allegiance to The Hole. |
