UR-FUNNY/dev.tsv

id	video_name	text	label	task
0	UR-FUNNY_24.mp4	come on you have dictators ruling the world population is growing by millions there's no more fish in the sea the north pole is melting and as the last ted prize winner said we're all becoming fat 	 humorous	speaking_style
1	UR-FUNNY_25.mp4	oh all right 	 humorous	speaking_style
2	UR-FUNNY_26.mp4	then when the photo left the frame was still there 	 humorous	speaking_style
3	UR-FUNNY_27.mp4	so he went to the church of nativity and brought back an old ladder that was so old that it could have seen jesus being born 	 humorous	speaking_style
4	UR-FUNNY_29.mp4	oh that guy just moved 	 humorous	speaking_style
5	UR-FUNNY_30.mp4	and the photos kept traveling even without us 	 humorous	speaking_style
6	UR-FUNNY_31.mp4	so now my wish is i wish for you to stand up for what you care about by participating in a global art project and together we'll turn the world inside out 	 humorous	speaking_style
7	UR-FUNNY_32.mp4	i was doing graffiti writing my name everywhere using the city as a canvas 	 serious	speaking_style
8	UR-FUNNY_33.mp4	and i framed it with color so you would not confuse it with advertising 	 serious	speaking_style
9	UR-FUNNY_35.mp4	it was the only one i had at that time 	 serious	speaking_style
10	UR-FUNNY_36.mp4	and we go from thug images who've been stolen and distorted by the media who's now proudly taking over his own image 	 serious	speaking_style
11	UR-FUNNY_38.mp4	we called the project face face 	 serious	speaking_style
12	UR-FUNNY_39.mp4	when we did the wall we did the palestinian side 	 serious	speaking_style
13	UR-FUNNY_98.mp4	but perhaps my old friend lyndon johnson might have put it in less noble fashion better to have your enemies inside the tent out than outside the tent in 	 humorous	speaking_style
14	UR-FUNNY_99.mp4	for in the months leading up to my selection like many young people i'd been active in the anti vietnam war movement and had written an article against lyndon johnson which unfortunately came out in the new republic two days after the dance in the white house 	 humorous	speaking_style
15	UR-FUNNY_100.mp4	but they were great nonetheless 	 humorous	speaking_style
16	UR-FUNNY_101.mp4	and then he said you remind me of my mother 	 humorous	speaking_style
17	UR-FUNNY_103.mp4	because at first i'd be so excited i would blurt out the dodgers won or the dodgers lost which took much of the drama of this two hour telling away 	 humorous	speaking_style
18	UR-FUNNY_104.mp4	but as i left that night i was certain that somehow i'd traded the life of my everlasting soul for this one night with roy campanella 	 humorous	speaking_style
19	UR-FUNNY_109.mp4	no schooling was possible for him except a few weeks here a few weeks there 	 serious	speaking_style
20	UR-FUNNY_110.mp4	literature allowed him to transcend his surroundings 	 serious	speaking_style
21	UR-FUNNY_112.mp4	he was so depressed that friends worried he was suicidal 	 serious	speaking_style
22	UR-FUNNY_113.mp4	everyone is broken by life ernest hemingway once said but some people are stronger in the broken places 	 serious	speaking_style
23	UR-FUNNY_117.mp4	he was stunned 	 serious	speaking_style
24	UR-FUNNY_178.mp4	that would be like getting hungry at night and having to flip through the whole phone book from cover to cover pausing at every line just to find the nearest pizza joint 	 humorous	speaking_style
25	UR-FUNNY_181.mp4	and all of this while sitting on the toilet 	 humorous	speaking_style
26	UR-FUNNY_182.mp4	isn't that mind blowing i bet you will never look at that black truffle again without thinking of its genes 	 humorous	speaking_style
27	UR-FUNNY_183.mp4	most of us may not yet be diagnosing genetic conditions in our kitchen sinks or doing at home paternity testing 	 humorous	speaking_style
28	UR-FUNNY_184.mp4	it is in our to be curious 	 humorous	speaking_style
29	UR-FUNNY_186.mp4	they can jump right into the pen and swab their noses and mouths with a little filter paper place that little filter paper in a tiny tube and mix it with some chemicals that will extract genetic material from their noses and mouths 	 serious	speaking_style
30	UR-FUNNY_187.mp4	even bacteria and some viruses have too 	 serious	speaking_style
31	UR-FUNNY_188.mp4	well several companies around the world are working on making this same technology accessible to everyday people like the pig farmer like you 	 serious	speaking_style
32	UR-FUNNY_189.mp4	truffles are this delicacy that stems from a fungus growing on the roots of living trees 	 serious	speaking_style
33	UR-FUNNY_190.mp4	ian decided to move his lab into sierra leone 	 serious	speaking_style
34	UR-FUNNY_191.mp4	when astronauts live aboard the international space station they're orbiting the planet miles high 	 serious	speaking_style
35	UR-FUNNY_284.mp4	maybe the banking career puts you on the cutting edge of new forms of financial manipulation 	 humorous	speaking_style
36	UR-FUNNY_286.mp4	i am for chocolate donuts 	 humorous	speaking_style
37	UR-FUNNY_287.mp4	hard choices seem to be occasions for agonizing hand wringing the gnashing of teeth 	 serious	speaking_style
38	UR-FUNNY_288.mp4	we shouldn't think that all hard choices are big 	 serious	speaking_style
39	UR-FUNNY_351.mp4	and hamlet 	 humorous	speaking_style
40	UR-FUNNY_355.mp4	and then when he's finished with ophelia he turns on his mum because basically she has the audacity to fall in love with his uncle and enjoy sex 	 humorous	speaking_style
41	UR-FUNNY_356.mp4	when a woman writes about doing it it's an unfortunate genetic disposition 	 humorous	speaking_style
42	UR-FUNNY_358.mp4	the current head of the paris said recently it takes great physical strength to conduct a symphony and women are too weak 	 humorous	speaking_style
43	UR-FUNNY_359.mp4	i graduated from university to become a theater director and that progress is entirely to do with the fact that people i'll never meet fought for women to have rights get the vote get education have progress 	 serious	speaking_style
44	UR-FUNNY_361.mp4	i think it's a little girl 	 serious	speaking_style
45	UR-FUNNY_362.mp4	but unfortunately the have found out and they're catching up and they've got sirens and they've got their guns they've got the loud it's terribly frightening and they're closing up on the children and the children are never going to make it 	 serious	speaking_style
46	UR-FUNNY_363.mp4	and this is common 	 serious	speaking_style
47	UR-FUNNY_364.mp4	let me talk about hamlet 	 serious	speaking_style
48	UR-FUNNY_528.mp4	when i met harriet in person the next year at the ted conference she'd gone online and ordered our own happy t shirts 	 humorous	speaking_style
49	UR-FUNNY_529.mp4	probably in a few years you'll look in your mirror and it'll be diagnosing you 	 humorous	speaking_style
50	UR-FUNNY_532.mp4	but if you think about it if you have a lily pad and it just divided every single day two four eight sixteen in days you'd have 	 serious	speaking_style
51	UR-FUNNY_535.mp4	i don't know if i'd try that but it's available 	 serious	speaking_style
52	UR-FUNNY_572.mp4	and i would bring people to the lab and i would put their finger in it and i would crunch it a little bit 	 humorous	speaking_style
53	UR-FUNNY_575.mp4	and this is particularly interesting because mit doesn't have an honor code 	 humorous	speaking_style
54	UR-FUNNY_576.mp4	but when he actually had a university of pittsburgh sweatshirt cheating went down 	 humorous	speaking_style
55	UR-FUNNY_577.mp4	now you must have all taken a band aid off at some point and you must have wondered what's the right approach 	 serious	speaking_style
56	UR-FUNNY_579.mp4	it turns out it would have been better to start with my face which was much more painful and move toward my legs giving me a trend of improvement over time that would have been also less painful 	 serious	speaking_style
57	UR-FUNNY_580.mp4	so my interest in cheating started when enron came on the scene exploded all of a sudden and i started thinking about what is happening here 	 serious	speaking_style
58	UR-FUNNY_592.mp4	so this guy like was forced to see it every day 	 humorous	speaking_style
59	UR-FUNNY_593.mp4	in every work that i create i write messages with my style of a mix of calligraphy and graffiti 	 serious	speaking_style
60	UR-FUNNY_800.mp4	this is south los angeles 	 humorous	speaking_style
61	UR-FUNNY_802.mp4	plus you get strawberries 	 humorous	speaking_style
62	UR-FUNNY_803.mp4	if kids grow kale kids eat kale 	 humorous	speaking_style
63	UR-FUNNY_804.mp4	the funny thing about sustainability you have to sustain it 	 humorous	speaking_style
64	UR-FUNNY_806.mp4	so what i did i planted a food forest in front of my house 	 serious	speaking_style
65	UR-FUNNY_807.mp4	and this is how i decided to maintain it 	 serious	speaking_style
66	UR-FUNNY_808.mp4	my councilman even called in and said how they endorse and love what we're doing 	 serious	speaking_style
67	UR-FUNNY_810.mp4	we were walking with him holding onto my shoulder i miscalculated how much space there was between us and i knocked him into a gate 	 humorous	speaking_style
68	UR-FUNNY_811.mp4	and to this day he says that i was the coach who left the most important mark on his career 	 humorous	speaking_style
69	UR-FUNNY_812.mp4	when i looked up two guys were seated three were lying down and others were squatting 	 humorous	speaking_style
70	UR-FUNNY_813.mp4	i was slightly afraid to ask what type of miracles he meant and he replied nonchalantly coach let me take the team to the church and when we return i guarantee that half of them will be able to see 	 humorous	speaking_style
71	UR-FUNNY_814.mp4	besides let me make this clear if we go to that church and i end up being able to see when we return i will beat you so hard if i can't play tomorrow 	 humorous	speaking_style
72	UR-FUNNY_815.mp4	fortunately there were no gates along the way 	 humorous	speaking_style
73	UR-FUNNY_816.mp4	the blind who attended the institute would play their games there just like i did at a field near my house 	 serious	speaking_style
74	UR-FUNNY_817.mp4	i put it on and tried to play 	 serious	speaking_style
75	UR-FUNNY_818.mp4	so we started looking for volunteers to help us run with them 	 serious	speaking_style
76	UR-FUNNY_819.mp4	we would have to train differently 	 serious	speaking_style
77	UR-FUNNY_820.mp4	in fact they would let us use the field only when no other teams were using it 	 serious	speaking_style
78	UR-FUNNY_821.mp4	we were growing as a team 	 serious	speaking_style
79	UR-FUNNY_985.mp4	i would add nobody gets out alive 	 humorous	speaking_style
80	UR-FUNNY_986.mp4	one is icing and simmering which are great stalling tactics that offer a kind of holding pattern that emphasizes the undefined nature of a relationship but at the same time gives you enough of a comforting consistency and enough freedom of the undefined boundaries 	 humorous	speaking_style
81	UR-FUNNY_987.mp4	and is basically you disappear from this massa of texts on the spot and you don't have to deal with the pain that you inflict on another because you're making it invisible even to yourself 	 humorous	speaking_style
82	UR-FUNNY_989.mp4	we went from a production economy to a service economy 	 humorous	speaking_style
83	UR-FUNNY_991.mp4	i study the brain 	 serious	speaking_style
84	UR-FUNNY_993.mp4	fourteen million or more people have now taken the questionnaire and i've been able to watch who's naturally drawn to whom 	 serious	speaking_style
85	UR-FUNNY_996.mp4	americans think that this is reckless 	 serious	speaking_style
86	UR-FUNNY_998.mp4	the double income family was the rule 	 serious	speaking_style
87	UR-FUNNY_1002.mp4	i thought every seven went through this 	 humorous	speaking_style
88	UR-FUNNY_1003.mp4	it's a stretch of beach we know so well 	 serious	speaking_style
89	UR-FUNNY_1004.mp4	all right there's this episode of star trek 	 humorous	speaking_style
90	UR-FUNNY_1005.mp4	but then we listen to the other percent of our stuff recorded 	 serious	speaking_style
91	UR-FUNNY_1106.mp4	in spite of my man hat crocheted from plastic shopping bags they shook my hand 	 humorous	speaking_style
92	UR-FUNNY_1107.mp4	only we humans make waste that nature can't digest 	 serious	speaking_style
93	UR-FUNNY_1304.mp4	so when i was a child i don't know how many of you grew up in the but i was sent upstairs for an enforced rest 	 humorous	speaking_style
94	UR-FUNNY_1305.mp4	it isn't some cultic thing 	 humorous	speaking_style
95	UR-FUNNY_1309.mp4	so imagine we're in the middle of america 	 serious	speaking_style
96	UR-FUNNY_1311.mp4	you can see i don't do much 	 serious	speaking_style
97	UR-FUNNY_1532.mp4	so here is a typical stud wall an architectural construction and this is a section of our proposal for a meat house where you can see we use fatty cells as insulation for dealing with wind loads and muscles for the doors and windows 	 humorous	speaking_style
98	UR-FUNNY_1533.mp4	as an architect i have to confront something like this 	 serious	speaking_style
99	UR-FUNNY_1534.mp4	she was always saying things that made me stop and think like time may be a great healer but it ain't no beauty specialist 	 humorous	speaking_style
100	UR-FUNNY_1537.mp4	the first thing i learned that day was that i never ever wanted to work that hard again 	 humorous	speaking_style
101	UR-FUNNY_1539.mp4	so we went over into michael's garage his dad had all kinds of stuff and we put a pipe in the vice there and screwed a cap on the end of the pipe drilled a hole in the back of the pipe took some of our firecrackers pulled out the fuses tied them together put them in the back there and down in that hole and then stuffed some of our gunpowder down that pipe and put three ball bearings on the top in the garage 	 humorous	speaking_style
102	UR-FUNNY_1540.mp4	two of them landed in the side door of his new citroen 	 humorous	speaking_style
103	UR-FUNNY_1541.mp4	we said well what are you going to do with it they said we're going to melt it down and make rocket fuel 	 humorous	speaking_style
104	UR-FUNNY_1543.mp4	one two three four 	 serious	speaking_style
105	UR-FUNNY_1544.mp4	i'd go up and learn these old songs from her 	 serious	speaking_style
106	UR-FUNNY_1547.mp4	hey hey hey hey 	 serious	speaking_style
107	UR-FUNNY_1548.mp4	this is ralph stanley 	 serious	speaking_style
108	UR-FUNNY_1550.mp4	just a few of them but maybe you'll get just a little hint of some of these folks 	 serious	speaking_style
109	UR-FUNNY_1551.mp4	and he lived in that house that his great grandfather had built 	 serious	speaking_style
110	UR-FUNNY_1553.mp4	i even went to the miss deaf america contest in nashville tennessee where people complained about that slurry southern signing 	 humorous	speaking_style
111	UR-FUNNY_1554.mp4	and his mother told me this story of coming home one day and he went to college nearby and she said i saw that car which you can always recognize in the parking lot of a bar she said 	 humorous	speaking_style
112	UR-FUNNY_1555.mp4	and when i see the way they're intersecting in conditions like the three i've just described i sometimes think it's like those moments in grand opera when the hero realizes he loves the heroine at the exact moment that she lies expiring on a divan 	 humorous	speaking_style
113	UR-FUNNY_1557.mp4	and when i asked the pediatrician what had been going on she said she thought in the morning he had probably had a cramp 	 humorous	speaking_style
114	UR-FUNNY_1559.mp4	and when she said it it made me anxious 	 serious	speaking_style
115	UR-FUNNY_1560.mp4	i had thought of deafness entirely as an illness 	 serious	speaking_style
116	UR-FUNNY_1561.mp4	she was facing the question of what to do with this child 	 serious	speaking_style
117	UR-FUNNY_1562.mp4	those straight parents often want them to function in what they think of as the mainstream world and those gay people have to discover identity later on 	 serious	speaking_style
118	UR-FUNNY_1563.mp4	and while some of them can be difficult there's no attempt to cure them 	 serious	speaking_style
119	UR-FUNNY_1925.mp4	so it was a little discouraging to the students 	 humorous	speaking_style
120	UR-FUNNY_1927.mp4	and actually like nick i brought samples 	 humorous	speaking_style
121	UR-FUNNY_1928.mp4	they're fully functional field tested ready to roll out 	 humorous	speaking_style
122	UR-FUNNY_1929.mp4	and this is about the most exciting thing in my life right now which is perhaps a sad commentary on my life 	 humorous	speaking_style
123	UR-FUNNY_1931.mp4	and we're a pretty small staff which is me 	 humorous	speaking_style
124	UR-FUNNY_1933.mp4	so the rains come they go down the rivers and the flooding happens 	 serious	speaking_style
125	UR-FUNNY_1934.mp4	so not surprisingly there's a lot of effort that's been done to look at alternative cooking fuels 	 serious	speaking_style
126	UR-FUNNY_1935.mp4	you see these all over haiti as well 	 serious	speaking_style
127	UR-FUNNY_1936.mp4	so over the next couple of years students and i worked to develop a process 	 serious	speaking_style
128	UR-FUNNY_1938.mp4	it's cow dung 	 serious	speaking_style
129	UR-FUNNY_1939.mp4	and what we could use as a binder was actually small amounts of cow manure which they used ordinarily for their fuel 	 serious	speaking_style
130	UR-FUNNY_2030.mp4	in france where independent thinking is not necessarily promoted 	 humorous	speaking_style
131	UR-FUNNY_2031.mp4	and for motivation we used what i think is the most powerful pharmacology of switzerland fine swiss chocolate 	 humorous	speaking_style
132	UR-FUNNY_2032.mp4	it was just at the end of a regular day of work with the foundation 	 serious	speaking_style
133	UR-FUNNY_2033.mp4	and for this purpose we placed two on opposite sides of the body 	 serious	speaking_style
134	UR-FUNNY_2052.mp4	you have these different fabulous owners and their different cars different prices different locations 	 humorous	speaking_style
135	UR-FUNNY_2053.mp4	lets people rent out their own cars to their friends and neighbors 	 serious	speaking_style
136	UR-FUNNY_2057.mp4	you don't have to believe in a god per se just in being jewish 	 humorous	speaking_style
137	UR-FUNNY_2058.mp4	and his grandfather who was a wise man said oh so you belong to the atheist branch of the hindu tradition 	 humorous	speaking_style
138	UR-FUNNY_2059.mp4	what i want to persuade you of today is of a very simple claim which is that these debates are in a certain sense preposterous because there is no such thing as religion about which to make these claims 	 serious	speaking_style
139	UR-FUNNY_2060.mp4	in his book on primitive culture he says the heart of religion is what he called animism that is the belief in spiritual agency belief in spirits 	 serious	speaking_style
140	UR-FUNNY_2136.mp4	so that overmatched capability creates problems catastrophic successes the white house calls them 	 humorous	speaking_style
141	UR-FUNNY_2137.mp4	so we say area denial anti access asymmetrical strategies and their eyes glaze over 	 humorous	speaking_style
142	UR-FUNNY_2139.mp4	i don't know the million man swim 	 humorous	speaking_style
143	UR-FUNNY_2140.mp4	a banana peel on the tarmac 	 humorous	speaking_style
144	UR-FUNNY_2141.mp4	and that poor country runs off that ledge does that cartoon thing and then drops 	 humorous	speaking_style
145	UR-FUNNY_2142.mp4	and let's call this red line i don't know mission accomplished 	 humorous	speaking_style
146	UR-FUNNY_2143.mp4	they can put it in an envelope and mail it to you and then say in no uncertain terms please cut that out 	 humorous	speaking_style
147	UR-FUNNY_2144.mp4	it will cost you billion dollars 	 humorous	speaking_style
148	UR-FUNNY_2147.mp4	i'm not talking about the difference between reality and desire which i can do because i'm not inside the beltway 	 humorous	speaking_style
149	UR-FUNNY_2151.mp4	for eight years after screwing up the relationship on day one inauguration day with gays in the military which was deft 	 humorous	speaking_style
150	UR-FUNNY_2152.mp4	it's like the guy who goes to the doctor and says doctor it hurts when i do this 	 humorous	speaking_style
151	UR-FUNNY_2155.mp4	now we've got a home game and an away game 	 humorous	speaking_style
152	UR-FUNNY_2158.mp4	leviathan traditional partners they all look like the brits and their former colonies 	 humorous	speaking_style
153	UR-FUNNY_2159.mp4	i like them young male unmarried slightly pissed off 	 humorous	speaking_style
154	UR-FUNNY_2160.mp4	so yes it begins inside the pentagon but over time it's going to cross that river 	 humorous	speaking_style
155	UR-FUNNY_2161.mp4	who gets custody of the kids this is where the marines in the audience get kind of tense 	 humorous	speaking_style
156	UR-FUNNY_2164.mp4	we did it so fast we weren't prepared for their collapse 	 serious	speaking_style
157	UR-FUNNY_2165.mp4	you have to access coalition partners 	 serious	speaking_style
158	UR-FUNNY_2167.mp4	but it's not a perfect world and your administration isn't getting us any closer 	 serious	speaking_style
159	UR-FUNNY_2169.mp4	i think we have an unparalleled capacity to wage war 	 serious	speaking_style
160	UR-FUNNY_2173.mp4	they said you're that powerful you can resurrect this country 	 serious	speaking_style
161	UR-FUNNY_2174.mp4	check out their agenda since 	 serious	speaking_style
162	UR-FUNNY_2175.mp4	you've got to track coalition partners 	 serious	speaking_style
163	UR-FUNNY_2176.mp4	it's not our system of governance 	 serious	speaking_style
164	UR-FUNNY_2177.mp4	it makes me very popular as well 	 serious	speaking_style
165	UR-FUNNY_2182.mp4	that force is the force that never comes home does most of your work 	 serious	speaking_style
166	UR-FUNNY_2184.mp4	and you've got to wage war here in such a way to facilitate that 	 serious	speaking_style
167	UR-FUNNY_2396.mp4	so we sucked up 	 humorous	speaking_style
168	UR-FUNNY_2510.mp4	and i said i'm learning 	 humorous	speaking_style
169	UR-FUNNY_2512.mp4	i started to worry about the fact that a lot of people don't get their portraits painted anymore and they're amazing people and we want to deliver them to future generations 	 serious	speaking_style
170	UR-FUNNY_2695.mp4	he was not just a scientist he had a in molecular biology 	 humorous	speaking_style
171	UR-FUNNY_2696.mp4	the first one judge lourie made up his own novel biological theory totally wrong 	 humorous	speaking_style
172	UR-FUNNY_2697.mp4	also in the room were three leaders of the human genome project including the co discoverer of himself james watson who had submitted a brief to the court where he referred to gene patenting as lunacy 	 humorous	speaking_style
173	UR-FUNNY_2698.mp4	and in one of my absolutely favorite moments justice sotomayor proclaimed isolated to be just nature sitting there 	 humorous	speaking_style
174	UR-FUNNY_2699.mp4	i opened it up to find a small stuffed animal 	 humorous	speaking_style
175	UR-FUNNY_2700.mp4	i explained to chris that i was feeling a little bit stuck 	 serious	speaking_style
176	UR-FUNNY_2703.mp4	allowing patent holders often private companies to lock up stretches of the human genome was harming patients 	 serious	speaking_style
177	UR-FUNNY_2704.mp4	gene patents clearly were a problem and were harming patients 	 serious	speaking_style
178	UR-FUNNY_2705.mp4	as we delved into this issue we traveled all over the country to speak with many different experts scientists medical professionals lawyers patent lawyers 	 serious	speaking_style
179	UR-FUNNY_2762.mp4	okay now this gives one a little pause 	 humorous	speaking_style
180	UR-FUNNY_2764.mp4	but more likely is this 	 humorous	speaking_style
181	UR-FUNNY_2765.mp4	so what we've done is i've started to do pet scans of everybody in the family 	 humorous	speaking_style
182	UR-FUNNY_2766.mp4	so that's my talk 	 humorous	speaking_style
183	UR-FUNNY_2767.mp4	and so this would be the typical talk i would give 	 serious	speaking_style
184	UR-FUNNY_2768.mp4	so i've looked at about of these 	 serious	speaking_style
185	UR-FUNNY_2769.mp4	you get different kinds of psychopaths 	 serious	speaking_style
186	UR-FUNNY_2770.mp4	and there is a variant of this gene that is in the normal population 	 serious	speaking_style
187	UR-FUNNY_2771.mp4	but for a son he can only get the x chromosome from his mother 	 serious	speaking_style
188	UR-FUNNY_2796.mp4	so by now my talk is already words long and i feel like i should stop here 	 humorous	speaking_style
189	UR-FUNNY_2798.mp4	let me now turn to the last project which involves the national beverage of scotland 	 humorous	speaking_style
190	UR-FUNNY_2799.mp4	and now let's set that on fire 	 humorous	speaking_style
191	UR-FUNNY_2800.mp4	if you look at science on one hand science is a very rational approach to its surroundings whereas art on the other hand is usually an emotional approach to its surroundings 	 serious	speaking_style
192	UR-FUNNY_2802.mp4	i agree it looks pretty amazing 	 serious	speaking_style
193	UR-FUNNY_2803.mp4	now i've got a live demonstration over here to show this to you 	 serious	speaking_style
194	UR-FUNNY_2940.mp4	and there's few things more thrilling than playing a song for the first time in front of an audience especially when it's half finished 	 humorous	speaking_style
195	UR-FUNNY_2941.mp4	and i'm going to demonstrate for you 	 humorous	speaking_style
196	UR-FUNNY_2943.mp4	because although i've used scientific terms in songs it's very difficult sometimes to make them lyrical 	 serious	speaking_style
197	UR-FUNNY_2944.mp4	all right 	 serious	speaking_style
198	UR-FUNNY_3032.mp4	i don't know where she read that publication 	 humorous	speaking_style
199	UR-FUNNY_3033.mp4	i was a black angry woman 	 humorous	speaking_style
200	UR-FUNNY_3034.mp4	and i thought her definition of empowerment was very strange 	 humorous	speaking_style
201	UR-FUNNY_3037.mp4	apparently white men have a problem finding the clitoris 	 humorous	speaking_style
202	UR-FUNNY_3041.mp4	he was looking for a heart attack that's what i say 	 serious	speaking_style
203	UR-FUNNY_3042.mp4	stay away from it 	 serious	speaking_style
204	UR-FUNNY_3043.mp4	she put us in a car and we drove for hours and ended up in a bush in a remote area in gambia 	 serious	speaking_style
205	UR-FUNNY_3044.mp4	i don't know what's going on 	 serious	speaking_style
206	UR-FUNNY_3045.mp4	she took hold of what i now know to be my clitoris she took that rusty knife and started cutting away inch by inch 	 serious	speaking_style
207	UR-FUNNY_3092.mp4	massive attack most people cannot play them that way 	 humorous	speaking_style
208	UR-FUNNY_3093.mp4	she was peeling this palm frond apart these little threads off of it and she'd roll the threads together and make little thicker threads like strings and she would weave the strings together and as the materiality of this exact very bag formed before my eyes over those three days the materiality of the way the world works of reality kind of started to unravel in my mind because i realized that this bag and these clothes and the trampoline you have at home and the pencil everything you have is made out of either a tree or a rock or something we dug out of the ground and did some process to maybe a more complicated one but still everything was made that way 	 serious	speaking_style
209	UR-FUNNY_3094.mp4	i was at mit media lab and i was studying the maker movement and makers and creativity 	 serious	speaking_style
210	UR-FUNNY_3097.mp4	i'm going to give you some building blocks and they're cactus building blocks so it's totally legit 	 serious	speaking_style
211	UR-FUNNY_3150.mp4	mather i just have to get through the initial days where i don't get eliminated 	 humorous	speaking_style
212	UR-FUNNY_3151.mp4	i like it 	 humorous	speaking_style
213	UR-FUNNY_3152.mp4	i've explored experienced and experimented enterprise and capitalism to my heart's content 	 serious	speaking_style
214	UR-FUNNY_3153.mp4	the service which grew out of this dial for ambulance with one ambulance in now has a hundred plus ambulances in three states and has transported over patients and victims since inception 	 serious	speaking_style
215	UR-FUNNY_3274.mp4	i see a lot of very blank faces 	 humorous	speaking_style
216	UR-FUNNY_3276.mp4	and before we know it right we're anxious about feeling anxious 	 humorous	speaking_style
217	UR-FUNNY_3278.mp4	every time i sort of pushed one down another one would pop back up again 	 serious	speaking_style
218	UR-FUNNY_3279.mp4	so i quit my degree i headed off to the himalayas i became a monk and i started studying meditation 	 serious	speaking_style
219	UR-FUNNY_3293.mp4	now hand your unlocked phone to the person on your left 	 humorous	speaking_style
220	UR-FUNNY_3299.mp4	let me read you his review 	 humorous	speaking_style
221	UR-FUNNY_3302.mp4	so i invite him out for a beer and he tells me all about his passion for making a difference in the world 	 serious	speaking_style
222	UR-FUNNY_3308.mp4	now here's a discovery we made just last week 	 serious	speaking_style
223	UR-FUNNY_3364.mp4	i first heard this when i was a kid and i loved it but i had no idea what it meant 	 humorous	speaking_style
224	UR-FUNNY_3365.mp4	lies 	 humorous	speaking_style
225	UR-FUNNY_3367.mp4	i was in charge of the four which is good because four can't play sports and neither can i 	 humorous	speaking_style
226	UR-FUNNY_3369.mp4	i wanted to live and cross over into that fictional world which is i would always just open people's closet doors 	 humorous	speaking_style
227	UR-FUNNY_3371.mp4	and that's what he did 	 humorous	speaking_style
228	UR-FUNNY_3372.mp4	and i realized that the stories that i was telling were real in this way that was familiar to me and really exciting 	 serious	speaking_style
229	UR-FUNNY_3374.mp4	it's why in two days people will be descending on dublin to take the walking tour of and see everything that happened in ulysses even though none of that happened 	 serious	speaking_style
230	UR-FUNNY_3375.mp4	pastel 	 serious	speaking_style
231	UR-FUNNY_3376.mp4	it's this little bit of fiction that's colonized the real world 	 serious	speaking_style
232	UR-FUNNY_3377.mp4	right it's when an actor will turn to the audience and say i am an actor these are just rafters 	 serious	speaking_style
233	UR-FUNNY_3378.mp4	nico hello this is nico 	 serious	speaking_style
234	UR-FUNNY_3379.mp4	i actually got nico i hadn't heard from in months and he just left a message two days ago 	 serious	speaking_style
235	UR-FUNNY_3408.mp4	radio 	 humorous	speaking_style
236	UR-FUNNY_3411.mp4	courage according to churchill is the ability to go from one defeat to another without losing enthusiasm 	 humorous	speaking_style
237	UR-FUNNY_3412.mp4	the most important thing is to be a mensch 	 humorous	speaking_style
238	UR-FUNNY_3413.mp4	he surrounded himself with an entourage of young unknown scholars like martin and shai and franz kafka and he paid each one of them a monthly salary so that they could write in peace 	 serious	speaking_style
239	UR-FUNNY_3414.mp4	and this is the great team that helped us make it happen 	 serious	speaking_style
240	UR-FUNNY_3415.mp4	and became one of the first massive open online courses although seven years ago we had no idea that what we were doing is called 	 serious	speaking_style
241	UR-FUNNY_3417.mp4	i never worked harder on anything never been challenged to this degree 	 serious	speaking_style
242	UR-FUNNY_3515.mp4	it also led them to read shorter books 	 humorous	speaking_style
243	UR-FUNNY_3517.mp4	in many theme parks you can pay extra to jump to the head of the line 	 serious	speaking_style
244	UR-FUNNY_3530.mp4	and guess what you don't have to bring any quarters because the washer and dryer are free 	 humorous	speaking_style
245	UR-FUNNY_3531.mp4	i asked crystal the price of the cookie that i had selected and she said three dollars 	 humorous	speaking_style
246	UR-FUNNY_3533.mp4	the weeks before the dance the house is in a flurry and i don't know who's more excited the staff or the kids 	 humorous	speaking_style
247	UR-FUNNY_3534.mp4	over the years i've convinced him to shuttle those sweet furry beasts up to hang out with our sick kids from time to time 	 serious	speaking_style
248	UR-FUNNY_3535.mp4	the lights on the ward were fluorescent and too bright 	 serious	speaking_style
249	UR-FUNNY_3536.mp4	rather than the bright noisy quarters of the hospital their rooms are calm and comfortable with actual living spaces for the families a sanctuary of gardens and a wonderful outdoor playground with special structures for children with physical limitations 	 serious	speaking_style
250	UR-FUNNY_3537.mp4	he went on hikes with his parents 	 serious	speaking_style
251	UR-FUNNY_3538.mp4	i'm jewish but i'm jewish in the same way the olive garden is italian 	 humorous	speaking_style
252	UR-FUNNY_3539.mp4	thank you for that reaction 	 humorous	speaking_style
253	UR-FUNNY_3540.mp4	because living so was killing me 	 humorous	speaking_style
254	UR-FUNNY_3541.mp4	and you can see there they're shopping with their helmets 	 humorous	speaking_style
255	UR-FUNNY_3542.mp4	it was like something out of 	 humorous	speaking_style
256	UR-FUNNY_3543.mp4	there's trains and planes and cars and bill o'reilly he's very noisy 	 humorous	speaking_style
257	UR-FUNNY_3544.mp4	and you can almost trick yourself into thinking you're eating doritos 	 humorous	speaking_style
258	UR-FUNNY_3545.mp4	and this was an amazing year 	 serious	speaking_style
259	UR-FUNNY_3546.mp4	this was no small feat because if you listen to dermatologists they say that you should have a shot glass full of sunscreen 	 serious	speaking_style
260	UR-FUNNY_3547.mp4	so that took a lot of time 	 serious	speaking_style
261	UR-FUNNY_3548.mp4	my cholesterol went down i lost weight my wife stopped telling me that i looked pregnant 	 serious	speaking_style
262	UR-FUNNY_3549.mp4	so they think it's actually very deadly 	 serious	speaking_style
263	UR-FUNNY_3550.mp4	and the second point i want to make the final point is that and it's actually been a theme of that joy is so important to your health that very few of these behaviors will stick with me unless there's some sense of pleasure and joy in them 	 serious	speaking_style
264	UR-FUNNY_3551.mp4	so thank you very much 	 serious	speaking_style
265	UR-FUNNY_3578.mp4	and then because you've felt that satisfaction you're less motivated to do the actual hard work necessary 	 humorous	speaking_style
266	UR-FUNNY_3581.mp4	peter wrote a whole book about this and in he did some new tests that were published 	 serious	speaking_style
267	UR-FUNNY_3736.mp4	no i don't do that i'm a who is someone who pretends to be a real magician 	 humorous	speaking_style
268	UR-FUNNY_3737.mp4	for example when i walked up here and i took the microphone from the stand and switched it on you assumed this was a microphone which it is not 	 humorous	speaking_style
269	UR-FUNNY_3739.mp4	these are not glasses these are empty frames 	 humorous	speaking_style
270	UR-FUNNY_3740.mp4	well it's not that great a convenience 	 humorous	speaking_style
271	UR-FUNNY_3741.mp4	now to my innocent mind dead implies incapable of communicating 	 humorous	speaking_style
272	UR-FUNNY_3742.mp4	but it is a cruel vicious absolutely i'll be all right keep your seats game that these people play 	 humorous	speaking_style
273	UR-FUNNY_3745.mp4	you see these folks on television they never call anybody back from hell 	 humorous	speaking_style
274	UR-FUNNY_3748.mp4	i just ingested six and a half days worth of sleeping pills 	 humorous	speaking_style
275	UR-FUNNY_3752.mp4	he forgot to take his pill 	 humorous	speaking_style
276	UR-FUNNY_3753.mp4	i will take enough of these 	 serious	speaking_style
277	UR-FUNNY_3755.mp4	now i have two questions i would like to ask these people if i had the opportunity to do so 	 serious	speaking_style
278	UR-FUNNY_3756.mp4	and i love you and i'll always be with you 	 serious	speaking_style
279	UR-FUNNY_3761.mp4	you can tell it's her 	 serious	speaking_style
280	UR-FUNNY_3762.mp4	she did this on the larry king live show on cnn six and a half years ago 	 serious	speaking_style
281	UR-FUNNY_3763.mp4	they need to be stopped because this is a cruel farce 	 serious	speaking_style
282	UR-FUNNY_3764.mp4	you've heard of it 	 serious	speaking_style
283	UR-FUNNY_3765.mp4	they might some place out there 	 serious	speaking_style
284	UR-FUNNY_3767.mp4	largely it's the media who are to blame for this sort of thing 	 serious	speaking_style
285	UR-FUNNY_3768.mp4	go in there and look at the archives and you will begin to understand much more of what i've been talking about today 	 serious	speaking_style
286	UR-FUNNY_3769.mp4	we're waiting for the psychics to come forth and snap at it 	 serious	speaking_style
287	UR-FUNNY_3820.mp4	i thought what a great way to get to school 	 humorous	speaking_style
288	UR-FUNNY_3821.mp4	so that's an asset because if you've got to deal with the crash protection issues of the automobile forget it you're never going to fly it 	 humorous	speaking_style
289	UR-FUNNY_3822.mp4	it's often been described because of its fragile nature and its complexity as a series of parts a large number of parts flying in formation 	 humorous	speaking_style
290	UR-FUNNY_3823.mp4	and the adage that i'm referring to that applied at that time was that nothing comes down faster than a aircraft upside down 	 humorous	speaking_style
291	UR-FUNNY_3824.mp4	the parachutes are there hopefully more for psychological than real reasons but they will be an ultimate backup if it comes to that 	 humorous	speaking_style
292	UR-FUNNY_3825.mp4	but you better be the first one out of town as the real estate values go to hell 	 humorous	speaking_style
293	UR-FUNNY_3826.mp4	and they've actually issued a pilot's license a pilot's license for this type of aircraft 	 serious	speaking_style
294	UR-FUNNY_3827.mp4	i only get to fly this vehicle occasionally and only when i can persuade my stockholders to let me do so but it's still one of those wonderful experiences that reward you for all that time 	 serious	speaking_style
295	UR-FUNNY_3829.mp4	as that disappeared we came in with highways 	 serious	speaking_style
296	UR-FUNNY_3831.mp4	unbeknownst to many of you the highway in the sky that i'm talking about here has been under construction for years 	 serious	speaking_style
297	UR-FUNNY_3984.mp4	here's a time lapse of one of the time lapse units being made 	 humorous	speaking_style
298	UR-FUNNY_3985.mp4	specifically i as a person who's been a professional nature photographer my whole adult life am firmly of the belief that photography video film have tremendous powers for helping us understand and shape the way we think about nature and about ourselves in relationship to nature 	 serious	speaking_style
299	UR-FUNNY_4109.mp4	wherever he went at every stall he stopped he was closely followed by a devoted smiling woman of indescribable ugliness 	 humorous	speaking_style
300	UR-FUNNY_4110.mp4	after her name written in brackets was the apt description horse face 	 humorous	speaking_style
301	UR-FUNNY_4113.mp4	so bright guy could be wrong on that one i don't know 	 humorous	speaking_style
302	UR-FUNNY_4114.mp4	with artificial intelligence not only have they not created artificial intelligence they haven't yet created artificial stupidity 	 humorous	speaking_style
303	UR-FUNNY_4115.mp4	in fact if you look really closely at stuff if you look at the basic of matter there isn't anything there 	 serious	speaking_style
304	UR-FUNNY_4117.mp4	i don't know if you know this 	 serious	speaking_style
305	UR-FUNNY_4118.mp4	but every cell in your body is replaced at some point 	 serious	speaking_style
306	UR-FUNNY_4120.mp4	radio waves 	 serious	speaking_style
307	UR-FUNNY_4149.mp4	and then also there he had a choice 	 humorous	speaking_style
308	UR-FUNNY_4153.mp4	they don't speak the same language 	 serious	speaking_style
309	UR-FUNNY_4192.mp4	the historian thomas carlyle considered muhammad one of the world's greatest heroes yet even he called the koran as reading as i ever undertook a wearisome confused jumble 	 humorous	speaking_style
310	UR-FUNNY_4193.mp4	yet the fact that so few people do actually read the koran is precisely why it's so easy to quote that is to misquote 	 humorous	speaking_style
311	UR-FUNNY_4194.mp4	i knew enough that is to know that i'd be a tourist in the koran an informed one an experienced one even but still an outsider an agnostic jew reading someone else's holy book 	 humorous	speaking_style
312	UR-FUNNY_4195.mp4	god himself was utterly familiar from his earlier manifestation as yahweh jealously insisting on no other gods 	 serious	speaking_style
313	UR-FUNNY_4196.mp4	the arabic has an incantatory almost hypnotic quality that begs to be heard rather than read felt more than analyzed 	 serious	speaking_style
314	UR-FUNNY_4197.mp4	it's gardens watered by running streams 	 serious	speaking_style
315	UR-FUNNY_4200.mp4	because i'm thinking if i'm gay and i'm doing something that's going to destroy civilization i need to figure out what this stuff is and i need to stop doing it right now 	 humorous	speaking_style
316	UR-FUNNY_4202.mp4	and after i'm done cooking and cleaning and standing in line and getting stuck in traffic my partner and i we get together and we decide that we're gonna go and have some wild and crazy fun 	 humorous	speaking_style
317	UR-FUNNY_4203.mp4	how many people out there are in love anyone in love out there you might be gay 	 humorous	speaking_style
318	UR-FUNNY_4204.mp4	i've been to all of the functions i've been to fundraisers i've written about the topic and i have yet to receive my copy of this gay agenda 	 humorous	speaking_style
319	UR-FUNNY_4207.mp4	not the drag queen part i am not shaving my hair for anyone but the gay part 	 serious	speaking_style
320	UR-FUNNY_4208.mp4	i remember that scene like it was yesterday i was i was in tears i was in the closet and i'm looking at these two people ferris and some guy i'd never seen before fighting for love 	 serious	speaking_style
321	UR-FUNNY_4210.mp4	and i didn't know where he was going with it at first 	 serious	speaking_style
322	UR-FUNNY_4227.mp4	i mean when we met i was delivering you from your mother's womb 	 humorous	speaking_style
323	UR-FUNNY_4229.mp4	i was reading this list out loud to a friend and at first was laughing it was so ludicrous but i'd just gotten past mangled and my voice broke and i had to stop and collect myself from the emotional shock and impact that the assault from these words unleashed 	 serious	speaking_style
324	UR-FUNNY_4250.mp4	no sale at penny's 	 humorous	speaking_style
325	UR-FUNNY_4254.mp4	i hung out with my friends at the mall 	 humorous	speaking_style
326	UR-FUNNY_4256.mp4	that's by an artist named from an album he did called hologram plaza 	 serious	speaking_style
327	UR-FUNNY_4258.mp4	they're not 	 serious	speaking_style
328	UR-FUNNY_4260.mp4	the week we introduced a morning checklist into our house it cut parental screaming in half 	 humorous	speaking_style
329	UR-FUNNY_4261.mp4	to me that is a certified agile miracle 	 humorous	speaking_style
330	UR-FUNNY_4262.mp4	now here's the bad news 	 serious	speaking_style
331	UR-FUNNY_4351.mp4	it was so hard that i became this skinny 	 humorous	speaking_style
332	UR-FUNNY_4353.mp4	can we make a toothbrush into a toy we could combine a toothbrush with a guitar and you've got a toy you can play with while brushing your teeth 	 humorous	speaking_style
333	UR-FUNNY_4354.mp4	now i throw out the data 	 serious	speaking_style
334	UR-FUNNY_4355.mp4	it's the same in japanese and english 	 serious	speaking_style
335	UR-FUNNY_4356.mp4	it was a big hit when it reached stores 	 serious	speaking_style
336	UR-FUNNY_4510.mp4	cabinet ministers presidential advisers by the way who never see the president except on television 	 humorous	speaking_style
337	UR-FUNNY_4512.mp4	i hope i have achieved that 	 humorous	speaking_style
338	UR-FUNNY_4513.mp4	unfortunately i personally do not believe in the marshall plan 	 serious	speaking_style
339	UR-FUNNY_4514.mp4	however the media is not telling us the whole truth 	 serious	speaking_style
340	UR-FUNNY_4515.mp4	it appeals to pity 	 serious	speaking_style
341	UR-FUNNY_4542.mp4	so maldives beautiful place 	 humorous	speaking_style
342	UR-FUNNY_4543.mp4	if you're in it india obviously is the place to be at the moment 	 serious	speaking_style
343	UR-FUNNY_4564.mp4	you can call it youth without 	 humorous	speaking_style
344	UR-FUNNY_4586.mp4	you there would be a nuclear conflagration about to hit us and if you get under your desk things would be ok 	 humorous	speaking_style
345	UR-FUNNY_4588.mp4	it's just in fact if i was coca cola i'd be pretty distressed about this but basically this is it 	 humorous	speaking_style
346	UR-FUNNY_4589.mp4	and that's i'm just telling you this is not good 	 humorous	speaking_style
347	UR-FUNNY_4590.mp4	you have when the blast goes off and by the way if it ever comes up don't look at it 	 humorous	speaking_style
348	UR-FUNNY_4592.mp4	and in we were the only nuclear power 	 serious	speaking_style
349	UR-FUNNY_4594.mp4	so we stand today with a still fully armed nuclear arsenal among many countries around the world but a very different set of circumstances 	 serious	speaking_style
350	UR-FUNNY_4595.mp4	it stands for mutually assured destruction 	 serious	speaking_style
351	UR-FUNNY_4596.mp4	now the odd thing is that even though we knew that there would be that kind of civilization we engaged in america in a series and in fact in the soviet union in a series of response planning 	 serious	speaking_style
352	UR-FUNNY_4812.mp4	my english lost i wanted to vomit 	 humorous	speaking_style
353	UR-FUNNY_4813.mp4	many people including my mother said i was crazy 	 humorous	speaking_style
354	UR-FUNNY_4816.mp4	this is me with my dad when i was a little boy 	 serious	speaking_style
355	UR-FUNNY_4818.mp4	i felt very happy to be at the secondary school so i was determined to do anything possible to receive education 	 serious	speaking_style
356	UR-FUNNY_4866.mp4	and then i just got on with it 	 humorous	speaking_style
357	UR-FUNNY_4867.mp4	and i couldn't really face that so i started to challenge the conventions of the time even to the extent of changing my name from stephanie to steve in my business development letters so as to get through the door before anyone realized that he was a she 	 humorous	speaking_style
358	UR-FUNNY_4868.mp4	and as an example of unintended consequences my female company had to let the men in 	 humorous	speaking_style
359	UR-FUNNY_4871.mp4	so let me tell you my story 	 serious	speaking_style
360	UR-FUNNY_4872.mp4	although women were then coming out of the universities with decent degrees there was a glass ceiling to our progress 	 serious	speaking_style
361	UR-FUNNY_4873.mp4	and who would have guessed that the programming of the black box flight recorder of supersonic concord would have been done by a bunch of women working in their own homes 	 serious	speaking_style
362	UR-FUNNY_4874.mp4	giles was the first resident in the first house of the first charity that i set up to pioneer services for autism 	 serious	speaking_style
363	UR-FUNNY_4992.mp4	and what's more exciting than just turning what's currently in the computer physical is to start imagining how programming the world will alter even our daily physical activities 	 humorous	speaking_style
364	UR-FUNNY_4993.mp4	designers can materialize their ideas directly in and surgeons can practice on virtual organs underneath the screen 	 serious	speaking_style
365	UR-FUNNY_5048.mp4	that's why this year china will become the world's largest english speaking country 	 humorous	speaking_style
366	UR-FUNNY_5049.mp4	goal okay religious mania there's rapture there's weeping there's visions 	 serious	speaking_style
367	UR-FUNNY_5268.mp4	and in a minute you'll see it enter our lab which is recognizable by the clutter that you see 	 humorous	speaking_style
368	UR-FUNNY_5270.mp4	that joystick is just there to make sure if the robot goes crazy giuseppe can kill it 	 humorous	speaking_style
369	UR-FUNNY_5271.mp4	and in this next video just like you see this bird an eagle gracefully coordinating its wings its eyes and feet to grab prey out of the water our robot can go fishing too 	 humorous	speaking_style
370	UR-FUNNY_5274.mp4	so if i normalize that to its size it's like a boeing traveling ten times the speed of sound 	 humorous	speaking_style
371	UR-FUNNY_5275.mp4	it's because they're just reacting to the positions of their neighbors 	 humorous	speaking_style
372	UR-FUNNY_5279.mp4	and within each robot you have to think about the interplay of sensing communication computation and this network then becomes quite difficult to control and manage 	 serious	speaking_style
373	UR-FUNNY_5282.mp4	here you'll see robots traveling through an apple orchard and in a minute you'll see two of its companions doing the same thing on the left side 	 serious	speaking_style
374	UR-FUNNY_5283.mp4	and on the bottom left is a thermal camera 	 serious	speaking_style
375	UR-FUNNY_5382.mp4	and i feel like there's an uncomfortable tension in the room right now because i should not have worn this dress 	 humorous	speaking_style
376	UR-FUNNY_5383.mp4	if some of the women were really horrified when i came out you don't have to tell me now but i'll find out later on 	 humorous	speaking_style
377	UR-FUNNY_5386.mp4	very impressive 	 humorous	speaking_style
378	UR-FUNNY_5387.mp4	you could be the president of the united states or the inventor of the next internet or a ninja surgeon poet which would be awesome because you'd be the first one 	 humorous	speaking_style
379	UR-FUNNY_5388.mp4	and of course barring surgery or the fake tan that i got two days ago for work there's very little that we can do to transform how we look and how we look though it is superficial and immutable has a huge impact on our lives 	 serious	speaking_style
380	UR-FUNNY_5390.mp4	this picture is the very first picture that i ever took and it's also the very first time that i had worn a bikini and i didn't even have my period yet 	 serious	speaking_style
381	UR-FUNNY_5392.mp4	we say it's really amazing to travel and it's amazing to get to work with creative inspired passionate people 	 serious	speaking_style
382	UR-FUNNY_5393.mp4	but i'm also happy and honored to be up here and i think that it's great that i got to come before or or years had passed and i'd had more agency in my career because maybe then i wouldn't tell the story of how i got my first job or maybe i wouldn't tell the story of how i paid for college which seems so important right now 	 serious	speaking_style
383	UR-FUNNY_5416.mp4	it was supposed to break but that's okay 	 humorous	speaking_style
384	UR-FUNNY_5417.mp4	i just took this out of the kiln last week and the kiln itself takes another day or two to cool down but is really fast 	 serious	speaking_style
385	UR-FUNNY_5418.mp4	and now his shoulder says wino forever 	 humorous	speaking_style
386	UR-FUNNY_5419.mp4	and by regretted it i mean that i stepped outside of the tattoo place this is just a couple miles from here down on the lower east side and i had a massive emotional meltdown in broad daylight on the corner of east broadway and canal street 	 humorous	speaking_style
387	UR-FUNNY_5421.mp4	million hits 	 humorous	speaking_style
388	UR-FUNNY_5422.mp4	i learned a lesson from it 	 serious	speaking_style
389	UR-FUNNY_5424.mp4	so let's start off by defining some terms 	 serious	speaking_style
390	UR-FUNNY_5425.mp4	and in fact the more we have of either of these things the more agency and the more imagination with respect to a given regret the more acute that regret will be 	 serious	speaking_style
391	UR-FUNNY_5917.mp4	they're happier than middle aged people and younger people certainly 	 humorous	speaking_style
392	UR-FUNNY_5918.mp4	we've asked well maybe older people are just trying to put a positive spin on an otherwise depressing existence 	 humorous	speaking_style
393	UR-FUNNY_5919.mp4	we've said well maybe older people report more positive emotions because they're impaired 	 humorous	speaking_style
394	UR-FUNNY_5920.mp4	we might learn something unexpected 	 humorous	speaking_style
395	UR-FUNNY_5922.mp4	people over don't go on blind dates 	 humorous	speaking_style
396	UR-FUNNY_5924.mp4	through cultural changes our ancestors largely eliminated early death so that people can now live out their full lives 	 serious	speaking_style
397	UR-FUNNY_5926.mp4	but at no point does it return to the levels we see in early adulthood 	 serious	speaking_style
398	UR-FUNNY_5927.mp4	older people can view injustice with compassion but not despair 	 serious	speaking_style
399	UR-FUNNY_5928.mp4	we invest in more emotionally important parts of life and life gets better so we're happier day 	 serious	speaking_style
400	UR-FUNNY_5929.mp4	societies with millions of talented emotionally stable citizens who are healthier and better educated than any generations before them armed with knowledge about the practical matters of life and motivated to solve the big issues can be better societies than we have ever known 	 serious	speaking_style
401	UR-FUNNY_5940.mp4	in fact there's a phone number and an address in pakistan 	 humorous	speaking_style
402	UR-FUNNY_5943.mp4	now i'm not a lawyer but if i would be this is where i would say i rest my case 	 humorous	speaking_style
403	UR-FUNNY_5944.mp4	we must have some way of continuing to work even if computers fail 	 humorous	speaking_style
404	UR-FUNNY_5946.mp4	online crime is the one thing that might take these things away from us 	 humorous	speaking_style
405	UR-FUNNY_5947.mp4	i'm pretty sure that one day we'll be writing history books hundreds of years from now 	 serious	speaking_style
406	UR-FUNNY_5949.mp4	and i got some sort of satisfaction from learning that both and had had their computers infected dozens of times by completely unrelated other viruses over these years 	 serious	speaking_style
407	UR-FUNNY_5950.mp4	what we have here is a list of old viruses 	 serious	speaking_style
408	UR-FUNNY_5952.mp4	so we can actually see in real time that we've just blocked viruses in sweden and taiwan and russia and elsewhere 	 serious	speaking_style
409	UR-FUNNY_5990.mp4	there's a picture of me from the yearbook sitting in the front row 	 humorous	speaking_style
410	UR-FUNNY_5991.mp4	for halloween i went dressed up as a calculator 	 humorous	speaking_style
411	UR-FUNNY_5994.mp4	all hail visicalc new york times all hail visicalc 	 humorous	speaking_style
412	UR-FUNNY_5995.mp4	in early i started working on an idea that eventually became visicalc 	 serious	speaking_style
413	UR-FUNNY_5998.mp4	i'd write software and then i'd go out in the field to places like the kansas city star where i would train users and get feedback 	 serious	speaking_style
414	UR-FUNNY_5999.mp4	so sitting there with other people in the class i got to daydream a lot 	 serious	speaking_style
415	UR-FUNNY_6044.mp4	and his date was to go with him to a community meeting 	 humorous	speaking_style
416	UR-FUNNY_6045.mp4	and i'm honored to meet you the future leaders of great britain and this world 	 serious	speaking_style
417	UR-FUNNY_6340.mp4	and since you don't know me as the woman walking around ted in her underwear that means i found a few things 	 humorous	speaking_style
418	UR-FUNNY_6341.mp4	it is almost physiologically impossible to be in a bad mood when you're wearing bright red pants 	 humorous	speaking_style
419	UR-FUNNY_6360.mp4	it reminds me a bit of high school unfortunately 	 humorous	speaking_style
420	UR-FUNNY_6361.mp4	but i'm actually standing here today amazingly to tell you that not only is the sequencing of extinct a possibility actually a modern day reality but the revival of an extinct species is actually within reach maybe not from the insects in amber in fact this mosquito was actually used for the inspiration for jurassic park but from woolly mammoths the well preserved remains of woolly mammoths in the 	 serious	speaking_style
421	UR-FUNNY_6388.mp4	i feel like a fish out of water or maybe an owl out of the air 	 humorous	speaking_style
422	UR-FUNNY_6392.mp4	i have phlebitis at the moment in both legs and that's the reason that i had to have a little help in getting up here because i have parkinson's disease in addition to that and some other problems that i won't talk about 	 humorous	speaking_style
423	UR-FUNNY_6393.mp4	he didn't have a doctor's degree because he said nobody was qualified to give him one 	 humorous	speaking_style
424	UR-FUNNY_6394.mp4	and he was slapping the stewardess and pinching her as she went by and everybody was upset with him 	 serious	speaking_style
425	UR-FUNNY_6396.mp4	now instead of crude tools made of sticks and stones israel now had iron plows and sickles and hoes and military weapons 	 serious	speaking_style
426	UR-FUNNY_6399.mp4	we find ourselves in the paralyzing grip of self destructive habits we can't break 	 serious	speaking_style
427	UR-FUNNY_6454.mp4	so in other words i need to tell you everything i learned at medical school 	 humorous	speaking_style
428	UR-FUNNY_6456.mp4	and the numbers here are really rather staggering 	 serious	speaking_style
429	UR-FUNNY_6520.mp4	so i was excited then i panicked then i was excited then i panicked and in between the excitement and the panicking i started to do my research and my research primarily consisted of how to give a great ted talk 	 humorous	speaking_style
430	UR-FUNNY_6521.mp4	it's the talk that i would have given if i had been famous first 	 humorous	speaking_style
431	UR-FUNNY_6527.mp4	stories are the antidote to bias 	 serious	speaking_style
432	UR-FUNNY_6529.mp4	quite the contrary 	 serious	speaking_style
433	UR-FUNNY_6530.mp4	but you didn't 	 serious	speaking_style
434	UR-FUNNY_6534.mp4	and the laptop was running windows 	 humorous	speaking_style
435	UR-FUNNY_6535.mp4	percent for those of you keeping score yes the number is very close to 	 humorous	speaking_style
436	UR-FUNNY_6536.mp4	we're like the peace corps for nerds but instead of traveling to crazy interesting far off places you spend a lot of time indoors behind computers helping restore the fabric of our democracy 	 humorous	speaking_style
437	UR-FUNNY_6538.mp4	and the inability of her to do that same work from her couch means that she might be having to take days or hours off of work that she can't spare 	 serious	speaking_style
438	UR-FUNNY_6539.mp4	which is quite frankly why government needs to get its shit together and catch up 	 serious	speaking_style
439	UR-FUNNY_6554.mp4	we had a two old baby in the house that was ours we hadn't taken it from somebody else 	 humorous	speaking_style
440	UR-FUNNY_6556.mp4	there's some theoretical physicist at mit named steven johnson who has dropped two spots i'm happy to say 	 humorous	speaking_style
441	UR-FUNNY_6557.mp4	our good friend chris has about a six percent but with a bullet i might add 	 humorous	speaking_style
442	UR-FUNNY_6558.mp4	no that's not true 	 humorous	speaking_style
443	UR-FUNNY_6561.mp4	right at the center of the reagan years that's we're there's we've it's 	 humorous	speaking_style
444	UR-FUNNY_6562.mp4	there were no cars so it seemed even better in some ways 	 serious	speaking_style
445	UR-FUNNY_6563.mp4	if they did it probably was right there at ground zero 	 serious	speaking_style
446	UR-FUNNY_6565.mp4	the whole system kind of working on it and everybody contributing a small little part 	 serious	speaking_style
447	UR-FUNNY_6567.mp4	now they're more innovative well pretty innovative but there are some new twists on this 	 serious	speaking_style
448	UR-FUNNY_6568.mp4	this is what they think about my site it's ranked by authority 	 serious	speaking_style
449	UR-FUNNY_6847.mp4	i thought really so out of curiosity i did an experiment using myself as bait 	 humorous	speaking_style
450	UR-FUNNY_6850.mp4	to find out we placed numerous baby clams on a grid 	 serious	speaking_style
451	UR-FUNNY_6851.mp4	but giant clams are endangered 	 serious	speaking_style
452	UR-FUNNY_6931.mp4	don't worry 	 humorous	speaking_style
453	UR-FUNNY_6933.mp4	we have to recognize they're different from us 	 humorous	speaking_style
454	UR-FUNNY_6935.mp4	this is a picture of culture 	 serious	speaking_style
455	UR-FUNNY_7025.mp4	i left them everywhere in cafes and in libraries at the u 	 serious	speaking_style
456	UR-FUNNY_7038.mp4	this one happens to be a particularly important galaxy because you are here 	 humorous	speaking_style
457	UR-FUNNY_7039.mp4	and life starts to expand and expand and expand until it goes 	 humorous	speaking_style
458	UR-FUNNY_7040.mp4	and that's the purpose of the universe and then it flat lines it doesn't get any better 	 humorous	speaking_style
459	UR-FUNNY_7041.mp4	a few more weeks without rain we would have never seen any of these 	 humorous	speaking_style
460	UR-FUNNY_7043.mp4	this explains most contemporary political debates 	 humorous	speaking_style
461	UR-FUNNY_7045.mp4	and this might have just one or two small ethical political moral implications 	 humorous	speaking_style
462	UR-FUNNY_7046.mp4	these conditions are highly rare 	 humorous	speaking_style
463	UR-FUNNY_7048.mp4	we found another one last month 	 serious	speaking_style
464	UR-FUNNY_7053.mp4	so they go down one side of the mountain they go down another 	 serious	speaking_style
465	UR-FUNNY_7054.mp4	and then what they did in october is they took skin cells turned them into stem cells and began to turn them into liver cells 	 serious	speaking_style
466	UR-FUNNY_7214.mp4	we're talking national debt numbers here 	 humorous	speaking_style
467	UR-FUNNY_7215.mp4	places where year olds still ride their bike to work chop wood and can beat a guy years younger than them 	 humorous	speaking_style
468	UR-FUNNY_7216.mp4	but that's because all the young people left 	 humorous	speaking_style
469	UR-FUNNY_7217.mp4	instead these people drink a little bit every day not a hard sell to the american population 	 humorous	speaking_style
470	UR-FUNNY_7218.mp4	you have the food pyramid 	 serious	speaking_style
471	UR-FUNNY_7220.mp4	but first i'd like to debunk some common myths when it comes to longevity 	 serious	speaking_style
472	UR-FUNNY_7221.mp4	we are programmed for something called success 	 serious	speaking_style
473	UR-FUNNY_7261.mp4	and you get more and more more 	 humorous	speaking_style
474	UR-FUNNY_7263.mp4	monkeys in the zoo 	 humorous	speaking_style
475	UR-FUNNY_7264.mp4	but if you look at this the boy is not washing his boots he's putting water into his boots 	 humorous	speaking_style
476	UR-FUNNY_7265.mp4	they don't sleep in a quiet space 	 serious	speaking_style
477	UR-FUNNY_7266.mp4	you know it's completely open 	 serious	speaking_style
478	UR-FUNNY_7267.mp4	so you have to consider safety 	 serious	speaking_style
479	UR-FUNNY_7268.mp4	and the circumference of this building is meters 	 serious	speaking_style
480	UR-FUNNY_7269.mp4	thank you very much 	 serious	speaking_style
481	UR-FUNNY_7441.mp4	every morning there are people queuing outside their offices to reclaim these characters 	 humorous	speaking_style
482	UR-FUNNY_7442.mp4	it didn't come from there 	 serious	speaking_style
483	UR-FUNNY_7443.mp4	thirty years later mountain bike sales and mountain bike equipment account for percent of bike sales in america 	 serious	speaking_style
484	UR-FUNNY_7534.mp4	for me i really love this idea 	 humorous	speaking_style
485	UR-FUNNY_7536.mp4	so we set up a quick experiment here to show that to you 	 humorous	speaking_style
486	UR-FUNNY_7537.mp4	now our next technology is actually a pole and i have it right here in my pocket 	 humorous	speaking_style
487	UR-FUNNY_7538.mp4	in our we came up with the idea you could use it for a soccer goal so at the end of the game you just roll up the goal and put it in your gym bag 	 humorous	speaking_style
488	UR-FUNNY_7540.mp4	woman i would make a spear that when you went deep sea diving you could catch the fish really fast and then roll it back up and you could swim easier 	 humorous	speaking_style
489	UR-FUNNY_7541.mp4	you sir come on up 	 humorous	speaking_style
490	UR-FUNNY_7542.mp4	good luck to you 	 humorous	speaking_style
491	UR-FUNNY_7544.mp4	now zach we're going to demonstrate a water gun fight from the future 	 humorous	speaking_style
492	UR-FUNNY_7545.mp4	it's so safe you could drink this stuff 	 humorous	speaking_style
493	UR-FUNNY_7546.mp4	his company actually did a survey of firemen all across the country to try to learn how are they currently testing the air when they respond to an emergency scene and he kind of comically explained that time after time what the firemen would say is they would rush to the scene of the crime they would look around if there were no dead policemen it was ok to go 	 humorous	speaking_style
494	UR-FUNNY_7547.mp4	now go ahead and open it up 	 serious	speaking_style
495	UR-FUNNY_7548.mp4	but to really think about the implications of what this makes possible we found that it helps to think about how it could be applied in the world 	 serious	speaking_style
496	UR-FUNNY_7549.mp4	and we were showing him the same gel magnet that you're holding in your hand and you know we shared the same ideas 	 serious	speaking_style
497	UR-FUNNY_7551.mp4	so now when we dream up these concepts it's important for us to make sure that they work from a technical standpoint 	 serious	speaking_style
498	UR-FUNNY_7553.mp4	again it's perfectly safe for people 	 serious	speaking_style
499	UR-FUNNY_7554.mp4	while he was doing this he noticed an unexpected thing 	 serious	speaking_style
500	UR-FUNNY_7555.mp4	contrast that with a plastic garbage can and you can push in the sides and it always bounces back 	 serious	speaking_style
501	UR-FUNNY_7556.mp4	now to think about the potential for this think of all the places ink is supplied on business cards on the back of cereal boxes board games 	 serious	speaking_style
502	UR-FUNNY_7557.mp4	for our last technology we worked again with roman and his team at the directors bureau to develop a commercial from the future to explain how it works 	 serious	speaking_style
503	UR-FUNNY_7558.mp4	don't let milk spoil your morning 	 serious	speaking_style
504	UR-FUNNY_7559.mp4	so that was the six we had for you today but i hope you're starting to see why we find these things so fascinating 	 serious	speaking_style
505	UR-FUNNY_7566.mp4	i'm not going to talk about the skeptical environmentalist probably that's also a good choice 	 humorous	speaking_style
506	UR-FUNNY_7568.mp4	we have you know the day after tomorrow it looks great right it's a good film in the sense that i certainly want to see it right but don't expect emmerich to cast brad pitt in his next movie digging latrines in tanzania or something 	 humorous	speaking_style
507	UR-FUNNY_7569.mp4	there are million people starving 	 serious	speaking_style
508	UR-FUNNY_7570.mp4	in an ideal world we would solve them all but we don't 	 serious	speaking_style
509	UR-FUNNY_7682.mp4	so i decided that the best thing to do would be to convert my garage into a laboratory 	 humorous	speaking_style
510	UR-FUNNY_7683.mp4	however i soon realized that not everyone is fortunate enough to enjoy the clean water we did 	 serious	speaking_style
511	UR-FUNNY_7791.mp4	i'm not talking about a revolution where you have to worry about the governor of california showing up at your door a la the terminator 	 humorous	speaking_style
512	UR-FUNNY_7794.mp4	that soldier had been on top of the bomb 	 serious	speaking_style
513	UR-FUNNY_7797.mp4	ah uh aristotle said that nature abhors one 	 humorous	speaking_style
514	UR-FUNNY_7815.mp4	he said ok we're going to start having these meetings 	 serious	speaking_style
515	UR-FUNNY_7816.mp4	and so they would come in and you would do anybody that was going to show an experiment which was kind of a new word at the time demonstrate some principle they had to do it on stage where everybody could see it 	 serious	speaking_style
516	UR-FUNNY_7820.mp4	and i called him up and said listen i ran one race and i won 	 humorous	speaking_style
517	UR-FUNNY_7821.mp4	and i i mean was just mortified because i was signed up for the you know which went off in a half hour 	 humorous	speaking_style
518	UR-FUNNY_7825.mp4	well these are my pretty legs 	 humorous	speaking_style
519	UR-FUNNY_7827.mp4	just take them off 	 humorous	speaking_style
520	UR-FUNNY_7828.mp4	it's like a barbie foot under this 	 humorous	speaking_style
521	UR-FUNNY_7829.mp4	they got someone to come in and saw off the shoes 	 humorous	speaking_style
522	UR-FUNNY_7835.mp4	you can run on our women's track team here 	 serious	speaking_style
523	UR-FUNNY_7836.mp4	so i don't know it started to become an interesting mix 	 serious	speaking_style
524	UR-FUNNY_7974.mp4	and as you know everybody loves that too 	 humorous	speaking_style
525	UR-FUNNY_7975.mp4	i also became really really good at failing 	 humorous	speaking_style
526	UR-FUNNY_7977.mp4	the second is observing people in real life situations and with them 	 serious	speaking_style
527	UR-FUNNY_7978.mp4	design thinking is such a successful and versatile tool that it has been applied in almost every industry 	 serious	speaking_style
528	UR-FUNNY_7979.mp4	now i also believe that people with disabilities have great potential to be designers within this design thinking process 	 serious	speaking_style
529	UR-FUNNY_8021.mp4	i thought that things would be pretty fun and there would be more things to play with 	 humorous	speaking_style
530	UR-FUNNY_8022.mp4	so it turned out that my fantasy about an entertaining life of being the wasn't going to come true 	 serious	speaking_style
531	UR-FUNNY_8023.mp4	i talk to my mother once in a blue moon on the telephone 	 serious	speaking_style
532	UR-FUNNY_8152.mp4	yeah 	 humorous	speaking_style
533	UR-FUNNY_8153.mp4	einstein did you hear whispers squawks yeah 	 humorous	speaking_style
534	UR-FUNNY_8154.mp4	coughs yeah 	 humorous	speaking_style
535	UR-FUNNY_8155.mp4	she would get really really excited 	 humorous	speaking_style
536	UR-FUNNY_8157.mp4	splat yeah 	 humorous	speaking_style
537	UR-FUNNY_8158.mp4	can you get down e bobbing head let's get down for everybody 	 humorous	speaking_style
538	UR-FUNNY_8159.mp4	ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh 	 humorous	speaking_style
539	UR-FUNNY_8161.mp4	and of course if all else fails you can just run off and enjoy a fun fiesta 	 serious	speaking_style
540	UR-FUNNY_8163.mp4	you like to drink water 	 serious	speaking_style
541	UR-FUNNY_8164.mp4	again 	 serious	speaking_style
542	UR-FUNNY_8165.mp4	good job well before we wrap it up she would like to give a shout out to all our animal friends back at the knoxville zoo 	 serious	speaking_style
543	UR-FUNNY_8167.mp4	thank you all 	 serious	speaking_style
544	UR-FUNNY_8527.mp4	so we have steve there one of the engineers giving the robot a hard time 	 humorous	speaking_style
545	UR-FUNNY_8531.mp4	and handle loves to put on a show 	 humorous	speaking_style
546	UR-FUNNY_8532.mp4	and that means i can move around in the world and expand the range of my arms and my hands and really be able to handle almost anything 	 serious	speaking_style
547	UR-FUNNY_8539.mp4	ok you're welcome 	 serious	speaking_style
548	UR-FUNNY_8554.mp4	they were the ugliest looking men you can ever see 	 humorous	speaking_style
549	UR-FUNNY_8556.mp4	and you know koran says that if you learn the holy book the woman they can be a good wife and they can obey their husband 	 humorous	speaking_style
550	UR-FUNNY_8558.mp4	very happy and i was happy to be alive of course 	 humorous	speaking_style
551	UR-FUNNY_8561.mp4	we cannot only train women but forget about the men because the men are the real people who are giving women the hardest time 	 humorous	speaking_style
552	UR-FUNNY_8562.mp4	so i guess i was the lucky one 	 serious	speaking_style
553	UR-FUNNY_8563.mp4	so i completed my education but i wanted to go to university 	 serious	speaking_style
554	UR-FUNNY_8564.mp4	there were months years i didn't know about it 	 serious	speaking_style
555	UR-FUNNY_8566.mp4	but i wasn't happy 	 serious	speaking_style
556	UR-FUNNY_8567.mp4	and you know in the refugee camp when i went day to do a survey i found things you never could imagine 	 serious	speaking_style
557	UR-FUNNY_8569.mp4	it gave me confidence 	 serious	speaking_style
558	UR-FUNNY_8586.mp4	you'd think with a bunch of smart people we wouldn't be such suckers just for the pretty phones 	 humorous	speaking_style
559	UR-FUNNY_8587.mp4	it's fine 	 humorous	speaking_style
560	UR-FUNNY_8590.mp4	that's the kind of power we have because of all of the data that we have 	 serious	speaking_style
561	UR-FUNNY_8591.mp4	i can look at your medical records i can see if your pump is still pumping see if you're good to offer insurance to 	 serious	speaking_style
562	UR-FUNNY_8684.mp4	more arguing gold star on that one 	 humorous	speaking_style
563	UR-FUNNY_8685.mp4	when you make the claim in fact that something on the internet is going to be good for democracy you often get this reaction 	 humorous	speaking_style
564	UR-FUNNY_8687.mp4	someone put up all the cables from the state department along with software used to interpret them including my favorite use ever of the cables which is a tool for detecting naturally occurring haiku in state department prose 	 humorous	speaking_style
565	UR-FUNNY_8688.mp4	somebody put a question up on saying why is it that lawmakers don't use distributed version control this graphically was the answer 	 humorous	speaking_style
566	UR-FUNNY_8689.mp4	i think that's wrong but i think it's right for argumentation 	 humorous	speaking_style
567	UR-FUNNY_8691.mp4	all right so what all of these predictions of world peace got right is that when a lot of new ideas suddenly come into circulation it changes society 	 serious	speaking_style
568	UR-FUNNY_8693.mp4	they had to quickly synchronize what other natural philosophers knew 	 serious	speaking_style
569	UR-FUNNY_8695.mp4	they look like org charts 	 serious	speaking_style
570	UR-FUNNY_8696.mp4	the programmers come and go 	 serious	speaking_style
571	UR-FUNNY_8697.mp4	his point of view on this was very clear 	 serious	speaking_style
572	UR-FUNNY_8699.mp4	but this is also the thing that brings the chaos back and this is second big innovation 	 serious	speaking_style
573	UR-FUNNY_8874.mp4	oh i thought it was funny 	 humorous	speaking_style
574	UR-FUNNY_8879.mp4	one of the national aeronautics goals is to develop the next generation of fuels using domestic and safe friendly resources 	 serious	speaking_style
575	UR-FUNNY_8950.mp4	by the way if you are a boy it's snails if you're a girl it's butterflies because what we found was that girls hate snails 	 humorous	speaking_style
576	UR-FUNNY_8951.mp4	now this tech incorporates three big elements 	 serious	speaking_style
577	UR-FUNNY_9040.mp4	and now you know why i'm fun at parties 	 humorous	speaking_style
578	UR-FUNNY_9041.mp4	you find muscular tubes modified legs modified fins as well as the mammalian fleshy inflatable cylinder that we're all familiar with or at least half of you are 	 humorous	speaking_style
579	UR-FUNNY_9042.mp4	because after about six months of me talking about this i think he finally figured out that i was really serious about the penis thing 	 humorous	speaking_style
580	UR-FUNNY_9043.mp4	and one thing kept bothering me and that's when they're functioning penises don't wiggle 	 humorous	speaking_style
581	UR-FUNNY_9044.mp4	and that's because we tend to think of skeletons as stiff lever systems that produce speed or power 	 serious	speaking_style
582	UR-FUNNY_9046.mp4	and i already knew that animals like this earthworm indeed most animals don't support their tissues by draping them over bones 	 serious	speaking_style
583	UR-FUNNY_9047.mp4	if you have fluid with no wall to surround it and keep pressure up you have a puddle 	 serious	speaking_style
584	UR-FUNNY_9322.mp4	and then it was made worse there were two of them 	 humorous	speaking_style
585	UR-FUNNY_9323.mp4	and then there's little pretty of flowers everywhere 	 humorous	speaking_style
586	UR-FUNNY_9325.mp4	you should have seen the looks 	 humorous	speaking_style
587	UR-FUNNY_9327.mp4	there was a sort of idea really that if you owned a vase like this then there was really only one fate possible 	 humorous	speaking_style
588	UR-FUNNY_9328.mp4	i feel lucky in a way i've encountered this object 	 humorous	speaking_style
589	UR-FUNNY_9329.mp4	i love the fact that he seems to be going off to war having just finished the washing up 	 humorous	speaking_style
590	UR-FUNNY_9330.mp4	he's i hope a little bit dignified but mostly rather vulgar 	 humorous	speaking_style
591	UR-FUNNY_9331.mp4	leonardo da vinci's exquisitely soulful image of the lady with an ermine 	 serious	speaking_style
592	UR-FUNNY_9332.mp4	about taking you from your own material world into a spiritual world 	 serious	speaking_style
593	UR-FUNNY_9333.mp4	to see god's own plan in some sense 	 serious	speaking_style
594	UR-FUNNY_9334.mp4	in the end i accepted the job without actually having been here 	 serious	speaking_style
595	UR-FUNNY_9336.mp4	where i couldn't stop looking 	 serious	speaking_style
596	UR-FUNNY_9338.mp4	so what you would have had were candles on either side 	 serious	speaking_style
597	UR-FUNNY_9339.mp4	this is an object of the imagination 	 serious	speaking_style
598	UR-FUNNY_9442.mp4	in i jumped the eiffel tower in paris 	 humorous	speaking_style
599	UR-FUNNY_9443.mp4	or this jump from a moving truck on the highway 	 humorous	speaking_style
600	UR-FUNNY_9444.mp4	we have to open a parachute just seconds before i would say impact 	 humorous	speaking_style
601	UR-FUNNY_9449.mp4	you can imagine with this big surface of a board there is a lot of force a lot of power 	 serious	speaking_style
602	UR-FUNNY_9450.mp4	this is a jump i did in rio de janeiro 	 serious	speaking_style
603	UR-FUNNY_9451.mp4	so for i'm training hard for my two new projects 	 serious	speaking_style
604	UR-FUNNY_9512.mp4	in years of jumping i never did one 	 humorous	speaking_style
605	UR-FUNNY_9514.mp4	it's not like that electronic abs machine where minutes a month you get washboard abs 	 humorous	speaking_style
606	UR-FUNNY_9516.mp4	then you take off 	 serious	speaking_style
607	UR-FUNNY_9517.mp4	and that's to boost everybody's confidence to show that you're not scared 	 serious	speaking_style
608	UR-FUNNY_9518.mp4	though i kind of wondered if left alone on a desert island if this was how they would choose to spend their time 	 humorous	speaking_style
609	UR-FUNNY_9519.mp4	i trust i don't have to tell you that barbie is a made of plastic and b has no genitalia 	 humorous	speaking_style
610	UR-FUNNY_9520.mp4	parents of baby girls go right from navel to knees and they leave this whole situation in here unnamed 	 humorous	speaking_style
611	UR-FUNNY_9526.mp4	i should probably say right up top that despite the hype teenagers are not engaging in intercourse more often or at a younger age than they were years ago 	 serious	speaking_style
612	UR-FUNNY_9528.mp4	it was that girls didn't want them to 	 serious	speaking_style
613	UR-FUNNY_9529.mp4	there's a way that i think that this too is a sign 	 serious	speaking_style
614	UR-FUNNY_9530.mp4	ten percent of people in the trial had this dramatic response that was shown here and the drug went to the and the said without a placebo how do i know patients actually benefited from the drug so the morning the was going to meet this was the editorial in the wall street journal 	 humorous	speaking_style
615	UR-FUNNY_9531.mp4	so this is an astounding table 	 serious	speaking_style
616	UR-FUNNY_9534.mp4	now baldness it's a terrible thing 	 humorous	speaking_style
617	UR-FUNNY_9535.mp4	we'll let those roam around the auditorium a little bit 	 humorous	speaking_style
618	UR-FUNNY_9537.mp4	five years ago million children were born so more and less than million of them died before the age of five 	 serious	speaking_style
619	UR-FUNNY_9567.mp4	so we need to reconfigure we need to reunite the economic and the political spheres but we'd better do it by democratizing the reunified sphere lest we end up with a surveillance mad that makes the matrix the movie look like a documentary 	 humorous	speaking_style
620	UR-FUNNY_9568.mp4	but so is hayek that's why i'm a libertarian marxist and so is keynes so that's why i'm totally confused 	 humorous	speaking_style
621	UR-FUNNY_9571.mp4	and without democracy our societies will be nastier our future bleak and our great new technologies wasted 	 serious	speaking_style
622	UR-FUNNY_9572.mp4	now let me give you two numbers 	 serious	speaking_style
623	UR-FUNNY_9574.mp4	i mean it's not my problem it's your language after all 	 humorous	speaking_style
624	UR-FUNNY_9575.mp4	i would like to do a short test with you 	 serious	speaking_style
625	UR-FUNNY_9576.mp4	it also happens to be male and in theory immortal 	 humorous	speaking_style
626	UR-FUNNY_9577.mp4	this is the yew no i'm just kidding this is the yew 	 humorous	speaking_style
627	UR-FUNNY_9578.mp4	the project is part art and part science 	 serious	speaking_style
628	UR-FUNNY_9579.mp4	it wasn't until later when i was actually back home in new york that i got the idea for the project 	 serious	speaking_style
629	UR-FUNNY_9646.mp4	goodnight sweet opossum 	 humorous	speaking_style
630	UR-FUNNY_9647.mp4	but really what they're doing is they're showing what's possible with technology today 	 serious	speaking_style
631	UR-FUNNY_9687.mp4	and i built silly things and i made plants dance and i attached them to my computer and i killed them all a lot 	 humorous	speaking_style
632	UR-FUNNY_9689.mp4	so i eat lettuce every day and i can tell the ph of a lettuce within 	 humorous	speaking_style
633	UR-FUNNY_9691.mp4	these are all the broccoli in my lab that day by ip address 	 humorous	speaking_style
634	UR-FUNNY_9692.mp4	it can talk to me it's conversant we have a language 	 humorous	speaking_style
635	UR-FUNNY_9695.mp4	he said there's no water in air you're an idiot 	 humorous	speaking_style
636	UR-FUNNY_9703.mp4	but it's not unique to japan 	 serious	speaking_style
637	UR-FUNNY_9704.mp4	they go into the city 	 serious	speaking_style
638	UR-FUNNY_9706.mp4	we want to see what people can create so we conceived of a lab that could be shipped anywhere 	 serious	speaking_style
639	UR-FUNNY_9707.mp4	and so inside of this environment we're experimenting with all kinds of things 	 serious	speaking_style
640	UR-FUNNY_9732.mp4	and that is wonderful if you're in a forest and there's a bear 	 humorous	speaking_style
641	UR-FUNNY_9733.mp4	it's childhood trauma 	 serious	speaking_style
642	UR-FUNNY_9948.mp4	i'm calling this the great unwind 	 humorous	speaking_style
643	UR-FUNNY_9949.mp4	so if you've been gone this is the on what's happened in the economy 	 humorous	speaking_style
644	UR-FUNNY_9950.mp4	let's talk about dentists vasectomies guns and shark attacks 	 humorous	speaking_style
645	UR-FUNNY_9953.mp4	we had this miracle on the hudson in new york city in january and suddenly sully has become a key name on 	 humorous	speaking_style
646	UR-FUNNY_9954.mp4	think twice before you have that bottle of wine 	 humorous	speaking_style
647	UR-FUNNY_9957.mp4	it took us years to reach annual savings ratings of almost percent 	 serious	speaking_style
648	UR-FUNNY_9961.mp4	so we're starting to pay for things with money that we have 	 serious	speaking_style
649	UR-FUNNY_9963.mp4	we're going to go through four value shifts that we see driving new consumer behaviors that offer new management principles 	 serious	speaking_style
650	UR-FUNNY_10024.mp4	open ended open hearth open source open door policy open bar 	 humorous	speaking_style
651	UR-FUNNY_10027.mp4	the reason i know this story is because he's my neighbor 	 humorous	speaking_style
652	UR-FUNNY_10029.mp4	the market value of his company goes from million to billion dollars and i can tell you because he's my neighbor he's a happy camper 	 humorous	speaking_style
653	UR-FUNNY_10032.mp4	i mean think about wall street 	 serious	speaking_style
654	UR-FUNNY_10034.mp4	he takes over this gold mine and his geologists can't tell him where the gold is 	 serious	speaking_style
655	UR-FUNNY_10036.mp4	openness is about collaboration 	 serious	speaking_style
656	UR-FUNNY_10037.mp4	you need to have integrity as part of your bones and your as an organization because if you don't you'll be unable to build trust and trust is a sine qua non of this new network world 	 serious	speaking_style
657	UR-FUNNY_10038.mp4	transparency is about the communication of information 	 serious	speaking_style
658	UR-FUNNY_10039.mp4	so we need to think differently about intellectual property 	 serious	speaking_style
659	UR-FUNNY_10140.mp4	much easier said than done 	 humorous	speaking_style
660	UR-FUNNY_10141.mp4	this is what a classroom in a public school in india looks like 	 serious	speaking_style
661	UR-FUNNY_10398.mp4	i met kuwait's answer to bridget jones 	 humorous	speaking_style
662	UR-FUNNY_10399.mp4	pretty much all the titles on them were by british or north american authors and there was almost nothing in translation 	 serious	speaking_style
663	UR-FUNNY_10413.mp4	near the end of my first year of law school i got an internship in the roxbury division of boston municipal court 	 serious	speaking_style
664	UR-FUNNY_10415.mp4	and they all contained childhood trauma victimization poverty loss disengagement from school early interaction with the police and the criminal justice system all leading to a seat in a courtroom 	 serious	speaking_style
665	UR-FUNNY_10416.mp4	the staggering inefficiency is what drove me to criminal justice work 	 serious	speaking_style
666	UR-FUNNY_10446.mp4	so the best thing that happened to us so far in the medical arena in cancer research is the fact that the refrigerator was invented 	 humorous	speaking_style
667	UR-FUNNY_10447.mp4	i'm going to start by sharing with you a story about a good friend of mine 	 serious	speaking_style
668	UR-FUNNY_10496.mp4	seven years ago an even faster and cheaper american manufacturing technology was used to make this little carbon fiber test part which doubles as a carbon cap 	 humorous	speaking_style
669	UR-FUNNY_10540.mp4	they train their flying they learn how to recognize the food they will find in nature and they are able to socialize with others from the same species 	 humorous	speaking_style
670	UR-FUNNY_10541.mp4	on the top the turtles are just enjoying freedom 	 humorous	speaking_style
671	UR-FUNNY_10542.mp4	the good guys arrived took the cute mistreated animals from the hands of the evil traffickers and everyone lived happily ever after 	 serious	speaking_style
672	UR-FUNNY_10543.mp4	so these genes are indeed going back to the populations 	 serious	speaking_style
673	UR-FUNNY_10560.mp4	gupta 	 humorous	speaking_style
674	UR-FUNNY_10561.mp4	this one entered her left hemisphere and knocked out her area the speech center of her brain 	 serious	speaking_style
675	UR-FUNNY_10640.mp4	and i gave up salt i went and i started taking huge doses of also known as 	 humorous	speaking_style
676	UR-FUNNY_10641.mp4	six years before that i was starting my career as an opera singer in europe when i was diagnosed with pulmonary hypertension also known as ph 	 serious	speaking_style
677	UR-FUNNY_10815.mp4	any of you guys called kevin it's a major lift from being called kevin to be called conqueror of the classics 	 humorous	speaking_style
678	UR-FUNNY_10816.mp4	because when i rendered his sentence australia and china are enjoying a relationship of unprecedented closeness in fact what i said was that australia and china were now experiencing fantastic orgasm 	 humorous	speaking_style
679	UR-FUNNY_10817.mp4	his name is napoleon 	 serious	speaking_style
680	UR-FUNNY_10819.mp4	it's happening persistently 	 serious	speaking_style
681	UR-FUNNY_10926.mp4	and i said i don't know actually 	 humorous	speaking_style
682	UR-FUNNY_10928.mp4	he said two interesting things a teacher that can be replaced by a machine should be 	 humorous	speaking_style
683	UR-FUNNY_10929.mp4	as a result the teachers reported tremendous improvements in their english rapid improvement and all sorts of things 	 humorous	speaking_style
684	UR-FUNNY_10931.mp4	it's all in english and i'm going 	 humorous	speaking_style
685	UR-FUNNY_10934.mp4	so having experimented in all sorts of remote places i came to the most remote place that i could think of 	 humorous	speaking_style
686	UR-FUNNY_10935.mp4	and i explained to them that you know a lot of scientific research is done using that method 	 humorous	speaking_style
687	UR-FUNNY_10936.mp4	of them volunteered immediately 	 humorous	speaking_style
688	UR-FUNNY_10937.mp4	after watching eight he wants to become leonardo da vinci 	 humorous	speaking_style
689	UR-FUNNY_10940.mp4	this boy here in the middle of central india this is in a village where the children recorded their own music and then played it back to each other and in the process they've enjoyed themselves thoroughly 	 serious	speaking_style
690	UR-FUNNY_10942.mp4	just mention i play games like animals and i listen to music 	 serious	speaking_style
691	UR-FUNNY_10945.mp4	so i found that they had a friend a local accountant a young girl and they played football with her 	 serious	speaking_style
692	UR-FUNNY_10946.mp4	just say to them cool 	 serious	speaking_style
693	UR-FUNNY_10948.mp4	a single child in front of a single computer will not do that 	 serious	speaking_style
694	UR-FUNNY_10952.mp4	and so that means that technically this applies to like the back garden of your house in the suburbs 	 humorous	speaking_style
695	UR-FUNNY_10953.mp4	so the first thing that they tell you is that you need to have a certificate of burial before you can go ahead you're not allowed to just murder people and put them under the patio 	 humorous	speaking_style
696	UR-FUNNY_10954.mp4	now this is a real proposition and there are companies out there that really are offering this investment but my interest in it is quite different 	 serious	speaking_style
697	UR-FUNNY_10955.mp4	in fact the majority are cemeteries 	 serious	speaking_style
698	UR-FUNNY_11287.mp4	i'm going to trap all across the nation and put them gently into mason jars like mockingbird molotov cocktails 	 humorous	speaking_style
699	UR-FUNNY_11377.mp4	i'm not done yet 	 serious	speaking_style
700	UR-FUNNY_11614.mp4	you can do that quite fast 	 humorous	speaking_style
701	UR-FUNNY_11684.mp4	but people think it's this string of and and rainbows when in reality it looks more something like this 	 humorous	speaking_style
702	UR-FUNNY_11685.mp4	and if you're in the ecuadorian you're going to eat a large rodent called a 	 humorous	speaking_style
703	UR-FUNNY_11686.mp4	and so we've treated them as these second class ecosystems because they have very little monetary value and of course they're known to harbor alligators and snakes which i'll admit these aren't the most cuddly of ambassadors 	 humorous	speaking_style
704	UR-FUNNY_11690.mp4	despite all these years that have passed i still see the world through the eyes of a child and i try to incorporate that sense of wonderment and that sense of curiosity into my photography as often as i can 	 serious	speaking_style
705	UR-FUNNY_11693.mp4	now despite all this rich life that abounds in these swamps they still have a bad name 	 serious	speaking_style
706	UR-FUNNY_11730.mp4	now i have a great affinity for charles babbage because his hair is always completely unkempt like this in every single picture 	 humorous	speaking_style
707	UR-FUNNY_11732.mp4	i'm going to work on this one 	 humorous	speaking_style
708	UR-FUNNY_11736.mp4	that'll calm her down 	 humorous	speaking_style
709	UR-FUNNY_11738.mp4	in fact it was capable of doing everything we do today with computers only really slowly 	 humorous	speaking_style
710	UR-FUNNY_11740.mp4	i probably smell it operating 	 humorous	speaking_style
711	UR-FUNNY_11741.mp4	and i'm going to take you through the architecture of the machine that's why it's computer architecture and tell you about this machine which is a computer 	 serious	speaking_style
712	UR-FUNNY_11742.mp4	the problem with using binary is that the machine would have been so tall it would have been ridiculous 	 serious	speaking_style
713	UR-FUNNY_11743.mp4	completely mechanical 	 serious	speaking_style
714	UR-FUNNY_11744.mp4	it could do more 	 serious	speaking_style
715	UR-FUNNY_11745.mp4	all this cog wheel mechanism here is doing is what a computer does but of course you need to program this thing and of course babbage used the technology of the day and the technology that would reappear in the and which is punch cards 	 serious	speaking_style
716	UR-FUNNY_11746.mp4	now he needed accessories 	 serious	speaking_style
717	UR-FUNNY_11749.mp4	both of these guys were coming from a mathematical perspective but turing told us something very important 	 serious	speaking_style
718	UR-FUNNY_11750.mp4	one was the scanning of babbage's archive 	 serious	speaking_style
719	UR-FUNNY_11751.mp4	so give me five years 	 serious	speaking_style
720	UR-FUNNY_11868.mp4	one gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment in fact 	 humorous	speaking_style
721	UR-FUNNY_11869.mp4	it doesn't get better than that 	 humorous	speaking_style
722	UR-FUNNY_11870.mp4	told you 	 humorous	speaking_style
723	UR-FUNNY_11871.mp4	you can go ahead and play 	 humorous	speaking_style
724	UR-FUNNY_11872.mp4	you can go ahead and play 	 humorous	speaking_style
725	UR-FUNNY_11875.mp4	we poll a tiny fraction of the electorate and we predict the outcome of national elections 	 serious	speaking_style
726	UR-FUNNY_11876.mp4	and they develop expectations about ducks and balls that they're going to extend to rubber ducks and balls for the rest of their lives 	 serious	speaking_style
727	UR-FUNNY_11878.mp4	that is not plausibly randomly sampled evidence 	 serious	speaking_style
728	UR-FUNNY_11912.mp4	it might be american vernacular for nihilism 	 humorous	speaking_style
729	UR-FUNNY_11913.mp4	white once wrote of commas in the new yorker they fall with the precision of knives outlining a body 	 humorous	speaking_style
730	UR-FUNNY_11915.mp4	in this case those commas are well placed except that there should not be one between maniac and on 	 humorous	speaking_style
731	UR-FUNNY_11916.mp4	no 	 humorous	speaking_style
732	UR-FUNNY_11919.mp4	our business is in the details 	 serious	speaking_style
733	UR-FUNNY_11920.mp4	but you see that hyphen in teen age and that over and you know you're reading the new yorker 	 serious	speaking_style
734	UR-FUNNY_11923.mp4	sandy's story was about the return to the bronx of supreme court justice sonia sotomayor 	 serious	speaking_style
735	UR-FUNNY_11924.mp4	this like had to be an as 	 serious	speaking_style
736	UR-FUNNY_11926.mp4	i wake up to this every morning like a disney princess 	 humorous	speaking_style
737	UR-FUNNY_11927.mp4	it's a tiny jungle party 	 humorous	speaking_style
738	UR-FUNNY_11928.mp4	it doesn't matter how big or small they are 	 serious	speaking_style
739	UR-FUNNY_11929.mp4	i'm an industrial engineer 	 serious	speaking_style
740	UR-FUNNY_11955.mp4	and once you make it there the big question is where to start 	 humorous	speaking_style
741	UR-FUNNY_11957.mp4	so then once you've done that the next stage is to know what it is 	 humorous	speaking_style
742	UR-FUNNY_11958.mp4	all right 	 serious	speaking_style
743	UR-FUNNY_11959.mp4	it's in the northeastern part of ethiopia 	 serious	speaking_style
744	UR-FUNNY_11960.mp4	first entertainment comes evidence from flutes that are years old 	 serious	speaking_style
745	UR-FUNNY_12004.mp4	so the ultimate goal of psychoanalytic psychotherapy was really what freud called ordinary misery 	 humorous	speaking_style
746	UR-FUNNY_12032.mp4	one of the stories she told was that if you eat a lot of salt all of the blood rushes up your legs through your body and shoots out the top of your head killing you instantly 	 humorous	speaking_style
747	UR-FUNNY_12036.mp4	it's just fun fierce and frivolous as frivolous as bubble gum 	 serious	speaking_style
748	UR-FUNNY_12039.mp4	but now we want our partner to still give us all these things but in addition i want you to be my best friend and my trusted confidant and my passionate lover to boot and we live twice as long 	 humorous	speaking_style
749	UR-FUNNY_12040.mp4	and we think it's a given and toys and lingerie are going to save us with that 	 humorous	speaking_style
750	UR-FUNNY_12041.mp4	it's a powerful anti aphrodisiac 	 humorous	speaking_style
751	UR-FUNNY_12042.mp4	needing them is a shot down and women have known that forever because anything that will bring up parenthood will usually decrease the erotic charge 	 humorous	speaking_style
752	UR-FUNNY_12043.mp4	there is nobody at the reception desk 	 humorous	speaking_style
753	UR-FUNNY_12044.mp4	if everybody was fantasizing on a bed of roses we wouldn't be having such interesting talks about this 	 humorous	speaking_style
754	UR-FUNNY_12046.mp4	a crisis of desire as in owning the wanting desire as an expression of our individuality of our free choice of our preferences of our identity desire that has become a central concept as part of modern love and individualistic societies 	 serious	speaking_style
755	UR-FUNNY_12048.mp4	we want to neutralize the tensions 	 serious	speaking_style
756	UR-FUNNY_12049.mp4	or in other words i sometimes say fire needs air 	 serious	speaking_style
757	UR-FUNNY_12050.mp4	so the first group is i am most drawn to my partner when she is away when we are apart when we reunite 	 serious	speaking_style
758	UR-FUNNY_12051.mp4	i look at this person by the way in desire people rarely talk about it when we are blended into one five centimeters from each other 	 serious	speaking_style
759	UR-FUNNY_12075.mp4	people bring their own cooker he attaches a valve and a steam pipe and now he gives you espresso coffee 	 humorous	speaking_style
760	UR-FUNNY_12079.mp4	but it appeared to me that all these years that i'd been working on exploitation exploitation by landlords by by traders gave me an insight that probably i was also an because there was no line in my income tax return which showed this income accrued because of the brilliance of the people those people who have shared their knowledge and good faith and trust with me and nothing ever went back to them 	 serious	speaking_style
761	UR-FUNNY_12170.mp4	if an older woman in front of a man because she wants to the man's family is cursed 	 humorous	speaking_style
762	UR-FUNNY_12171.mp4	i am interested in how women are saving us 	 serious	speaking_style
763	UR-FUNNY_12328.mp4	he said i'll give you a rope to hang yourself 	 humorous	speaking_style
764	UR-FUNNY_12330.mp4	so i thought that it will be good to start with it 	 serious	speaking_style
765	UR-FUNNY_12340.mp4	and by the way when i graduated from mit i thought the worst and silliest thing to do would be to go to paris for six years 	 humorous	speaking_style
766	UR-FUNNY_12341.mp4	and he was a clever man 	 serious	speaking_style
767	UR-FUNNY_12362.mp4	so how is that being accomplished here if you stand on the apron of the wal mart over here and try to look at the target store over here you can't see it because of the curvature of the earth 	 humorous	speaking_style
768	UR-FUNNY_12363.mp4	we don't have to have a craft fair here to get people to come here 	 humorous	speaking_style
769	UR-FUNNY_12364.mp4	a public place so dismal that the winos don't even want to go there 	 humorous	speaking_style
770	UR-FUNNY_12365.mp4	you know that it's a despotic building it wants us to feel like termites 	 humorous	speaking_style
771	UR-FUNNY_12370.mp4	so i went back on the nicest day of the year just to you know do some reality testing and in fact he will not even go down there because it's not interesting enough for his clients you know the burglars the muggers 	 humorous	speaking_style
772	UR-FUNNY_12371.mp4	that completely destroys the relationship between the business and the sidewalk where the theoretical pedestrians are 	 humorous	speaking_style
773	UR-FUNNY_12372.mp4	here you see it on a small scale the has landed and have stepped out to test the bark mulch to see if they can inhabit this planet 	 humorous	speaking_style
774	UR-FUNNY_12373.mp4	we know that little skippy is loading his uzi down here getting ready for 	 humorous	speaking_style
775	UR-FUNNY_12374.mp4	notice that nature is present 	 humorous	speaking_style
776	UR-FUNNY_12375.mp4	there are a lot of ways you can describe this 	 serious	speaking_style
777	UR-FUNNY_12377.mp4	and consequently we can see the result all around us 	 serious	speaking_style
778	UR-FUNNY_12379.mp4	it has something that is terribly important it has what's called an active and permeable membrane around the edge 	 serious	speaking_style
779	UR-FUNNY_12380.mp4	this was the winner of an international design award in i think something like that 	 serious	speaking_style
780	UR-FUNNY_12381.mp4	you make provision for this activity called shopping on the ground floor 	 serious	speaking_style
781	UR-FUNNY_12382.mp4	you know that's not good enough 	 serious	speaking_style
782	UR-FUNNY_12384.mp4	i can't see 	 serious	speaking_style
783	UR-FUNNY_12385.mp4	it's not going to happen 	 serious	speaking_style
784	UR-FUNNY_12387.mp4	we're going to have to re learn what the building blocks of these things are the street the block how to compose public space that's both large and small the courtyard the civic square and how to really make use of this property 	 serious	speaking_style
785	UR-FUNNY_12392.mp4	she entitled her poem i'll marry when i want 	 humorous	speaking_style
786	UR-FUNNY_12393.mp4	she's amazing 	 humorous	speaking_style
787	UR-FUNNY_12394.mp4	that girl is me 	 humorous	speaking_style
788	UR-FUNNY_12395.mp4	so when the bill passed we them back thank you for supporting the bill 	 humorous	speaking_style
789	UR-FUNNY_12397.mp4	growing up in that country i couldn't make my own choices in life 	 serious	speaking_style
790	UR-FUNNY_12398.mp4	the other girl is my little sister 	 serious	speaking_style
791	UR-FUNNY_12399.mp4	there is this special day which they call very special day where a man who is hired by the community comes to the camp and sleeps with the little girls 	 serious	speaking_style
792	UR-FUNNY_12578.mp4	i think this is really cool 	 humorous	speaking_style
793	UR-FUNNY_12800.mp4	we do these things 	 humorous	speaking_style
794	UR-FUNNY_12801.mp4	what i see is this one 	 humorous	speaking_style
795	UR-FUNNY_12802.mp4	the power of spectroscopy was actually realized by pink floyd already in 	 humorous	speaking_style
796	UR-FUNNY_12803.mp4	so for me degrees is pretty cool 	 humorous	speaking_style
797	UR-FUNNY_12804.mp4	i don't really want you to try to understand what is here 	 humorous	speaking_style
798	UR-FUNNY_12806.mp4	but you have it in planets and asteroids 	 serious	speaking_style
799	UR-FUNNY_12807.mp4	a hot gas is producing emission lines only no continuum 	 serious	speaking_style
800	UR-FUNNY_12808.mp4	in the core we have thermonuclear reactions going on creating chemical elements 	 serious	speaking_style
801	UR-FUNNY_12991.mp4	anybody who's ever worked with me will tell you i am known for my slogans 	 humorous	speaking_style
802	UR-FUNNY_12993.mp4	and that brings me to my third and final slogan 	 humorous	speaking_style
803	UR-FUNNY_12994.mp4	so i have to spend time with them so i manage the lunchroom every day 	 humorous	speaking_style
804	UR-FUNNY_12995.mp4	in one outburst ashley had expressed what i felt and never quite was able to articulate about my own experience when i attended a low performing school in the same neighborhood many many many years earlier 	 serious	speaking_style
805	UR-FUNNY_12998.mp4	so i assembled a top notch leadership team who believed in the possibility of all the children and together we tackled the small things like every single locker combination by hand so that every student could have a secure locker 	 serious	speaking_style
806	UR-FUNNY_12999.mp4	all during the school day 	 serious	speaking_style
807	UR-FUNNY_13004.mp4	i used to have a very romantic idea about villages and it's because i never lived in one 	 humorous	speaking_style
808	UR-FUNNY_13005.mp4	was mister natural for a while 	 serious	speaking_style
809	UR-FUNNY_13026.mp4	and few things give me greater joy than a well designed flag 	 humorous	speaking_style
810	UR-FUNNY_13027.mp4	i put this picture online and sure enough within the first few minutes someone left a comment that said you can take that scottish and shove it up your ass 	 humorous	speaking_style
811	UR-FUNNY_13028.mp4	and i found it i am sorry to say sadly lacking 	 humorous	speaking_style
812	UR-FUNNY_13031.mp4	if you need to write the name of what you're representing on your flag your symbolism has failed 	 humorous	speaking_style
813	UR-FUNNY_13032.mp4	but city state and regional flags are another story 	 humorous	speaking_style
814	UR-FUNNY_13035.mp4	the first step is to recognize that we have a problem 	 humorous	speaking_style
815	UR-FUNNY_13039.mp4	you know yeah 	 humorous	speaking_style
816	UR-FUNNY_13040.mp4	rather than the whole coat of arms on a solid background and writing amsterdam below it they just take the key elements of the the shield and they turn it into the most city flag in the world 	 humorous	speaking_style
817	UR-FUNNY_13043.mp4	well i didn't know that that's ted kaye by the way 	 serious	speaking_style
818	UR-FUNNY_13045.mp4	number three use two to three basic colors 	 serious	speaking_style
819	UR-FUNNY_13046.mp4	when i left a guy passed me who had a chicago flag badge on his backpack 	 serious	speaking_style
820	UR-FUNNY_13047.mp4	ok here we go ok 	 serious	speaking_style
821	UR-FUNNY_13049.mp4	number five 	 serious	speaking_style
822	UR-FUNNY_13050.mp4	there's a gigantic gear representing industry there's a ship recognizing the port a giant stalk of wheat paying homage to the brewing industry 	 serious	speaking_style
823	UR-FUNNY_13051.mp4	but here's the trick if you want to design a great flag a kick ass flag like chicago's or which also has a great flag start by drawing a one rectangle on a piece of paper 	 serious	speaking_style
824	UR-FUNNY_13053.mp4	emphasize those flames 	 serious	speaking_style
825	UR-FUNNY_13054.mp4	as we move more and more into cities the city flag will become not just a symbol of that city as a place but also it could become a symbol of how that city considers design itself especially today as the populace is becoming more design aware 	 serious	speaking_style
826	UR-FUNNY_13060.mp4	doing nothing at work is akin to masturbating at work it's totally inappropriate 	 humorous	speaking_style
827	UR-FUNNY_13061.mp4	now it turned out to be bill gates' doodle 	 humorous	speaking_style
828	UR-FUNNY_13062.mp4	so i discovered some very interesting things 	 serious	speaking_style
829	UR-FUNNY_13063.mp4	and so because of that belief that i think needs to be burst i'm here to send us all hurtling back to the truth 	 serious	speaking_style
830	UR-FUNNY_13112.mp4	and then one eight said hey why wouldn't you want to fly too and the whole room including me was like yeah 	 humorous	speaking_style
831	UR-FUNNY_13113.mp4	you don't look disabled 	 humorous	speaking_style
832	UR-FUNNY_13114.mp4	nobody calls her disabled 	 humorous	speaking_style
833	UR-FUNNY_13115.mp4	hours of prosthetic make up to get into a creature that had articulated paws claws and a tail that whipped around like a gecko 	 humorous	speaking_style
834	UR-FUNNY_13117.mp4	and she looked at me and she said but aimee that's not fair 	 humorous	speaking_style
835	UR-FUNNY_13118.mp4	that's why i was there i wanted to invite them to look and explore 	 serious	speaking_style
836	UR-FUNNY_13120.mp4	she was the editor then of a magazine called id and she gave me a cover story 	 serious	speaking_style
837	UR-FUNNY_13121.mp4	poetry matters 	 serious	speaking_style
838	UR-FUNNY_13122.mp4	so we made what people lovingly referred to as glass legs even though they're actually optically clear polyurethane a 	 serious	speaking_style
839	UR-FUNNY_13123.mp4	a prosthetic limb doesn't represent the need to replace loss anymore 	 serious	speaking_style
840	UR-FUNNY_13154.mp4	just bring it down a little 	 humorous	speaking_style
841	UR-FUNNY_13156.mp4	sh 	 humorous	speaking_style
842	UR-FUNNY_13157.mp4	i'm going to sing this to bill gates 	 humorous	speaking_style
843	UR-FUNNY_13163.mp4	and that's a poem by charles edward who was a stockbroker in new york city for years but in the evenings he wrote nonsense for his children 	 serious	speaking_style
844	UR-FUNNY_13274.mp4	it was very easy and you can write many books very fast about it 	 humorous	speaking_style
845	UR-FUNNY_13275.mp4	but i tell you at this point people listened to me 	 humorous	speaking_style
846	UR-FUNNY_13276.mp4	it's so complicated 	 humorous	speaking_style
847	UR-FUNNY_13277.mp4	so where did this come from obviously from extraterrestrials 	 humorous	speaking_style
848	UR-FUNNY_13278.mp4	i prefer the word roughness to the word irregularity because irregularity to someone who had latin in my long past youth means the contrary of regularity 	 serious	speaking_style
849	UR-FUNNY_13280.mp4	now it didn't take me any time 	 serious	speaking_style
850	UR-FUNNY_13281.mp4	so the eye after a while can distinguish these two very well 	 serious	speaking_style
851	UR-FUNNY_13283.mp4	we see mountains in the distance 	 serious	speaking_style
852	UR-FUNNY_13408.mp4	and you see these notes in my hand because i'm also a black preacher 	 humorous	speaking_style
853	UR-FUNNY_13410.mp4	i'm talking about before pagers 	 humorous	speaking_style
854	UR-FUNNY_13411.mp4	y'all know what i'm talking about 	 humorous	speaking_style
855	UR-FUNNY_13412.mp4	if i was a natural police department and i represented a police department you would see this incredible beautiful arm 	 humorous	speaking_style
856	UR-FUNNY_13416.mp4	you see after three years of my four in that district three years in after putting pastors in the car with my police because i knew this it's a little secret i knew this it was hard to stay a nasty police officer while you're riding around with a clergy 	 humorous	speaking_style
857	UR-FUNNY_13418.mp4	and even with that my personal truth is that law enforcement is in a crisis 	 serious	speaking_style
858	UR-FUNNY_13419.mp4	and yet all the while still we continue in the same vein the same vein that contradicts everything that we just admitted 	 serious	speaking_style
859	UR-FUNNY_13420.mp4	and so now over the next months i shifted and i transcended from being a drug sergeant ready to retire as a drug sergeant and went from level to level to level until i find myself as a district commander commander of the worst district in baltimore city 	 serious	speaking_style
860	UR-FUNNY_13424.mp4	see here's the thing i had to figure out a way to shift cops that were under my tutelage from being occupiers of communities to being partners 	 serious	speaking_style
861	UR-FUNNY_13425.mp4	and because we are a proud profession it is very hard for us to look in the mirror and see our mistakes 	 serious	speaking_style
862	UR-FUNNY_13426.mp4	too much 	 serious	speaking_style
863	UR-FUNNY_13470.mp4	but coach those people are really important and smart 	 humorous	speaking_style
864	UR-FUNNY_13471.mp4	cool it better be good coach 	 humorous	speaking_style
865	UR-FUNNY_13472.mp4	it makes me really popular these days 	 humorous	speaking_style
866	UR-FUNNY_13473.mp4	just don't be a slut 	 humorous	speaking_style
867	UR-FUNNY_13474.mp4	from behind i didn't appear to be either to her 	 humorous	speaking_style
868	UR-FUNNY_13475.mp4	the whole room went silent 	 serious	speaking_style
869	UR-FUNNY_13476.mp4	never have we had numbers this high 	 serious	speaking_style
870	UR-FUNNY_13477.mp4	they rebuilt their lives starting from scratch and eventually became independently wealthy jordanian citizens 	 serious	speaking_style
871	UR-FUNNY_13478.mp4	i didn't want to 	 serious	speaking_style
872	UR-FUNNY_13479.mp4	don't ever think people are beneath you or that you have nothing to learn from others 	 serious	speaking_style
873	UR-FUNNY_13485.mp4	in fact i'm leaving 	 humorous	speaking_style
874	UR-FUNNY_13486.mp4	if you're at a dinner party and you say you work in education actually you're not often at dinner parties frankly 	 humorous	speaking_style
875	UR-FUNNY_13490.mp4	thank you very much 	 humorous	speaking_style
876	UR-FUNNY_13493.mp4	and the girl said they will in a minute 	 humorous	speaking_style
877	UR-FUNNY_13498.mp4	and the third boy said frank sent this 	 humorous	speaking_style
878	UR-FUNNY_13500.mp4	and she's exceptional but i think she's not so to speak exceptional in the whole of childhood 	 serious	speaking_style
879	UR-FUNNY_13501.mp4	what we do know is if you're not prepared to be wrong you'll never come up with anything original if you're not prepared to be wrong 	 serious	speaking_style
880	UR-FUNNY_13502.mp4	picasso once said this he said that all children are born artists 	 serious	speaking_style
881	UR-FUNNY_13503.mp4	everywhere on earth 	 serious	speaking_style
882	UR-FUNNY_13504.mp4	number one that the most useful subjects for work are at the top 	 serious	speaking_style
883	UR-FUNNY_13505.mp4	if you think of it the whole system of public education around the world is a protracted process of university entrance 	 serious	speaking_style
884	UR-FUNNY_13509.mp4	we'll be back we won't be very long and they went and left her 	 serious	speaking_style
885	UR-FUNNY_13513.mp4	by the way we may not see this future but they will 	 serious	speaking_style
886	UR-FUNNY_13610.mp4	one said to me our people used to gather in cafes to watch football or soccer as we say in america and now they gather to watch parliament 	 humorous	speaking_style
887	UR-FUNNY_13611.mp4	but before was a global symbol of liberation there were representative surveys already giving people a voice in quieter but still powerful ways 	 serious	speaking_style
888	UR-FUNNY_13782.mp4	the younger maybe not 	 humorous	speaking_style
889	UR-FUNNY_13784.mp4	the first is physiological 	 serious	speaking_style
890	UR-FUNNY_13988.mp4	you can ask the question who's the boss you'll be able to figure that out 	 humorous	speaking_style
891	UR-FUNNY_14160.mp4	this is with a method that we call in my lab graduate student with tweezers 	 humorous	speaking_style
892	UR-FUNNY_14176.mp4	basically what it told me was the kinds of countries we prefer are good countries 	 humorous	speaking_style
893	UR-FUNNY_14177.mp4	what does this mean this means that as we go to sleep at night all of us in the last seconds before we drift off to sleep our final thought should be i'm glad that ireland exists 	 humorous	speaking_style
894	UR-FUNNY_14178.mp4	it's brought a lot of bad stuff like the stuff that i just described but it's also brought a lot of good stuff 	 serious	speaking_style
895	UR-FUNNY_14179.mp4	that's clearly what we've got to do next 	 serious	speaking_style
896	UR-FUNNY_14381.mp4	ever cheaper labor and ever faster machines 	 humorous	speaking_style
897	UR-FUNNY_14382.mp4	because you don't want to get an unfortunate juxtaposition where you're talking about one thing instead of the other 	 humorous	speaking_style
898	UR-FUNNY_14383.mp4	and unfortunately it doesn't work so well anymore either 	 humorous	speaking_style
899	UR-FUNNY_14384.mp4	every town that has a volunteer fire department understands this way of thinking 	 humorous	speaking_style
900	UR-FUNNY_14385.mp4	but they always stop and take a picture 	 humorous	speaking_style
901	UR-FUNNY_14387.mp4	but we don't think about it that way 	 serious	speaking_style
902	UR-FUNNY_14389.mp4	they persisted 	 serious	speaking_style
903	UR-FUNNY_14390.mp4	and then he went to north carolina and did it again 	 serious	speaking_style
904	UR-FUNNY_14391.mp4	it is a moment in time 	 serious	speaking_style
905	UR-FUNNY_14392.mp4	henry ford comes up with a really cool idea 	 serious	speaking_style
906	UR-FUNNY_14393.mp4	and you can build an entire industry on that 	 serious	speaking_style
907	UR-FUNNY_14442.mp4	she said all these people with eastern dress walking up and down very repetitive very limited 	 humorous	speaking_style
908	UR-FUNNY_14443.mp4	she said who is this charles bonnet she said did he have them himself and she said tell all the nurses that i have charles bonnet syndrome 	 humorous	speaking_style
909	UR-FUNNY_14445.mp4	so you may not only have car cells you may have aston martin cells 	 humorous	speaking_style
910	UR-FUNNY_14446.mp4	and now it's in there somewhere 	 humorous	speaking_style
911	UR-FUNNY_14447.mp4	have you yourself experienced any of the syndromes you write about i was afraid you'd ask that 	 humorous	speaking_style
912	UR-FUNNY_14448.mp4	they don't seem to be of our creation 	 serious	speaking_style
913	UR-FUNNY_14449.mp4	i went in to see her 	 serious	speaking_style
914	UR-FUNNY_14450.mp4	but he has huge teeth on one side of his mouth 	 serious	speaking_style
915	UR-FUNNY_14451.mp4	they come to a certain point and then stop 	 serious	speaking_style
916	UR-FUNNY_14453.mp4	she had no control over them 	 serious	speaking_style
917	UR-FUNNY_14648.mp4	but it didn't work out 	 humorous	speaking_style
918	UR-FUNNY_14649.mp4	and this is one of the early music videos that i made music touch the sky by west you may notice some slight similarities here 	 humorous	speaking_style
919	UR-FUNNY_14651.mp4	and this is actually someone dancing about architecture in virtual reality 	 humorous	speaking_style
920	UR-FUNNY_14653.mp4	i felt so connected to this world 	 serious	speaking_style
921	UR-FUNNY_14654.mp4	and we've done incredible things with those rectangles 	 serious	speaking_style
922	UR-FUNNY_14655.mp4	it's a website 	 serious	speaking_style
923	UR-FUNNY_14681.mp4	and i've always thought it a shame that these giant plant eating dinosaurs are too often portrayed as passive lumbering platters of meat on the landscape 	 humorous	speaking_style
924	UR-FUNNY_14682.mp4	first find rocks of the right age 	 serious	speaking_style
925	UR-FUNNY_14814.mp4	you get some sense of the size you can just see these standard size people underneath 	 humorous	speaking_style
926	UR-FUNNY_14815.mp4	relative to the universe it's just up the road 	 humorous	speaking_style
927	UR-FUNNY_14816.mp4	now i don't think he meant to insult the rest of science although he was from new zealand so it's possible 	 humorous	speaking_style
928	UR-FUNNY_14817.mp4	this is it 	 humorous	speaking_style
929	UR-FUNNY_14820.mp4	and again a standard size real person so you get some sense of the scale 	 serious	speaking_style
930	UR-FUNNY_14821.mp4	yeah it's a wonderful achievement 	 serious	speaking_style
931	UR-FUNNY_14823.mp4	back at the start in the first billionth of a second we believe or we've observed it was very simple 	 serious	speaking_style
932	UR-FUNNY_14842.mp4	and for those of you who haven't seen denial spoiler alert we won 	 humorous	speaking_style
933	UR-FUNNY_14843.mp4	not small things many of us in this audience write books are writing books we always make mistakes that's why we're glad to have second editions correct the mistakes 	 humorous	speaking_style
934	UR-FUNNY_14844.mp4	elvis is not alive 	 humorous	speaking_style
935	UR-FUNNY_14846.mp4	but above all who would have to be wrong the perpetrators 	 serious	speaking_style
936	UR-FUNNY_14847.mp4	think about it 	 serious	speaking_style
937	UR-FUNNY_14849.mp4	but when i looked at them i didn't see any like uniforms swastika like symbols on the wall sieg heil salutes none of that 	 serious	speaking_style
938	UR-FUNNY_14856.mp4	never mind that this is what you'll actually produce if you attempt to work at a computer with a baby on your lap 	 humorous	speaking_style
939	UR-FUNNY_14857.mp4	i'm just going to show you two of them 	 humorous	speaking_style
940	UR-FUNNY_14858.mp4	i don't really know what's going on in this picture because i find it weird and slightly creepy 	 humorous	speaking_style
941	UR-FUNNY_14859.mp4	just put the term working mother into any image search engine stock photo site 	 serious	speaking_style
942	UR-FUNNY_14860.mp4	i wanted to make a point 	 serious	speaking_style
943	UR-FUNNY_14861.mp4	a male coworker was annoyed that i had been out on so he intentionally opened the door on me while i was pumping breast milk and stood in the doorway with inmates in the hallway 	 serious	speaking_style
944	UR-FUNNY_14908.mp4	but actually i had to go around the world in a balloon to be invited to talk about it 	 humorous	speaking_style
945	UR-FUNNY_14909.mp4	and he told me yes but with the low pressure you have on your left if you fly too fast in a couple of hours you will turn left and end up at the north pole 	 humorous	speaking_style
946	UR-FUNNY_14911.mp4	if you tell to people we want to be independent from fossil energy in our world people will laugh at you except here where crazy people are invited to speak 	 humorous	speaking_style
947	UR-FUNNY_14912.mp4	and there there will be just one goal just one reach the next sunrise before the batteries are empty 	 humorous	speaking_style
948	UR-FUNNY_14913.mp4	and i think that's one of the main problems of our society 	 serious	speaking_style
949	UR-FUNNY_14914.mp4	we want to go in a direction but the winds push us in another direction like in life 	 serious	speaking_style
950	UR-FUNNY_14916.mp4	it's not true 	 serious	speaking_style
951	UR-FUNNY_14917.mp4	no 	 serious	speaking_style
952	UR-FUNNY_14926.mp4	i do now after learning about all the quantum stuff 	 humorous	speaking_style
953	UR-FUNNY_14927.mp4	no it's a little robot on heroin or something i think 	 humorous	speaking_style
954	UR-FUNNY_14928.mp4	i have three girls and they just they it's like a rescue animal thing they're going there 	 humorous	speaking_style
955	UR-FUNNY_14930.mp4	hey 	 humorous	speaking_style
956	UR-FUNNY_14932.mp4	you can make him bipolar or as someone said a you can change his homeostatic drives or whatever you want to call them 	 humorous	speaking_style
957	UR-FUNNY_14934.mp4	pass 	 serious	speaking_style
958	UR-FUNNY_14935.mp4	then this is a maker i think 	 serious	speaking_style
959	UR-FUNNY_14936.mp4	next is a compilation of a bunch of stuff 	 serious	speaking_style
960	UR-FUNNY_14938.mp4	this is a we're doing some flight testing on my little seeing if this can really grab 	 serious	speaking_style
961	UR-FUNNY_14939.mp4	and then i made a lego animator 	 serious	speaking_style
962	UR-FUNNY_14940.mp4	i used to be in the film business kind of and actually nicholas saw this when i was like and anyway so then they said no you have to make two and they have to fight 	 serious	speaking_style
963	UR-FUNNY_15046.mp4	i worked for a fabulously spectacular flame out called 	 humorous	speaking_style
964	UR-FUNNY_15047.mp4	and i said let me just focus briefly on what i wanted as a pick worker or my vision for how it should work 	 humorous	speaking_style
965	UR-FUNNY_15048.mp4	so of course labor isn't free on that practical versus awesome spectrum 	 humorous	speaking_style
966	UR-FUNNY_15049.mp4	one other side effect of this approach using the parallel processing is these things can scale to 	 humorous	speaking_style
967	UR-FUNNY_15050.mp4	and sometimes we'll catch them on testimonial videos saying such things as they have more energy after the day to play with their grandchildren or in one case a guy said the zone is so stress free that i've actually stopped taking my blood pressure medication 	 humorous	speaking_style
968	UR-FUNNY_15051.mp4	you were sitting on your couch and you decided that you absolutely had to have this red t shirt 	 serious	speaking_style
969	UR-FUNNY_15052.mp4	but you hit submit order 	 serious	speaking_style
970	UR-FUNNY_15053.mp4	and that's before we actually tried to deliver it to the home 	 serious	speaking_style
971	UR-FUNNY_15102.mp4	we traced back eight generations and we found two instances of natural death and when we pressured the people a little bit about it they admitted that one of the fellows had gotten so old that he died getting old so we him anyway 	 humorous	speaking_style
972	UR-FUNNY_15103.mp4	to have that powder blown up your nose is rather like being shot out of a rifle barrel lined with baroque paintings and landing on a sea of electricity 	 humorous	speaking_style
973	UR-FUNNY_15106.mp4	talk about getting by with nothing 	 humorous	speaking_style
974	UR-FUNNY_15107.mp4	we go through initiation rites 	 serious	speaking_style
975	UR-FUNNY_15108.mp4	and you might think of this cultural web of life as being an and you might define the as being the sum total of all thoughts and dreams myths ideas inspirations brought into being by the human imagination since the dawn of consciousness 	 serious	speaking_style
976	UR-FUNNY_15109.mp4	now a language is not just a body of vocabulary or a set of grammatical rules 	 serious	speaking_style
977	UR-FUNNY_15111.mp4	now there are many of us who sort of forget that when i say different ways of being i really do mean different ways of being 	 serious	speaking_style
978	UR-FUNNY_15398.mp4	and that was largely because there weren't any 	 humorous	speaking_style
979	UR-FUNNY_15399.mp4	so that when it gets dark i've got plenty of power 	 serious	speaking_style