Nothing beats a jet fuel holiday, and right now you can save £50 per person.


Congratulations, princess.


And then I told him, that's actually the wrong hole, so... Anyways. AHA! James, how did you find this, dude? That's right, come on out! Hey, you know what, man, that was some good shit right there. Oh, you know what, man, I really appreciate that, man. GG. I'm still gonna haunt your ass, though. And I'm still gonna find you.


Company, on my order! Company... Company... Charge! Go on! Advance! Oh my word, look at that! They're doing it! God knows they're doing it! Look at that!


You guys are black, please come up to me. I got some money for you guys for Black History Month. I'm gay. Oh, you're gay? But you're black though, right? No I'm gay. You black? I'm black too. You're black? I'm black. Prove it.


你看,这个是那个汤,昨天喝的。


Hey, check this out. My pet hamster left me a raisin in his cage. I bet you're jealous.


ルーシンファン、ルーシンファン、わが救い主、聖なる救い主、なつかし


ay Imle...


And I give my bitch a new coupe Either you runnin' y'all gang or you suwoop Got a New Orleans bitch, she make that pussy voodoo And I'm that nigga now, who knew? I put the new 4Gs on the G I trap into the bloody bottoms, it's underneath 'Cause all my niggas got it out the streets I keep a hundred racks inside my G I remember hitting them all with the whole team Now a nigga can't answer a call 'cause I'm balling I was wakin' up


Excuse me, do you work here?


哈哈哈


Please, I beg you. Seems like you're gonna have to make a choice. Oh, God. I'm gonna have to let you go. I've worked here 10 years, what are you talking about? I'm sorry. Your best is pregnant, she's due in three weeks. I'm sorry!


No.


Man, it must be cool being black, right? The moment it's dark, no one can see you.


Salg


Why are you guys in the car? You're thinking of a beach? You wanna go out by the sand? Yeah, that's true. I can't do this. I can't do this. We have a bunch of coke in the back. I'm sorry. Dude. I'm sorry. Kyle. All right, okay, man. That's bad. We're gonna do this one by one. Hold on, hold on, hold on. You stay in the car. I can't do this. I'm sorry. Dude, it's not a big deal, okay? It's not ours, though. We're just bringing it to a friend. I swear. Okay, just relax. Figure it out, man. Just relax.


这都怎么给我缠上了


Quick question, would you like to buy the mystery box, right? $20 cash right now. It's a gamble. It's a gamble? All right, go ahead, bro. It's a gamble, though, like in life, when you go to the casino and you lose, they don't give you your money back, do they?


I built this shit! Me! Brick by brick! And I'll be damned if I let you tear it down!


I hate your taste in music. I despise it. And I don't give a fuck!


In the Second World War, when England were at war with Germany, the leader of the German army was Adolf Hitler. Could you tell us, please, how tall was Adolf Hitler? And where did he live? It's about six foot one, and he lives in the Battle of Hastings. No, you're totally wrong. Oh, am I? Yeah, do you know why? He was that tall, and he lived over there.


بنتے رو، بنتے رہے کوئی خلش ہے


Auf der heiligen Flüglein ein kleines Blümlein und das heißt...


All right, you've just plunged your dagger into his brain, so you're stabbing and stabbing. All right, go ahead, Bobby. Okay. Like this? Yeah, perfect. Keep it going. Okay, now a demon is attacking you right next to your head, okay? On the right side. Yeah, start stabbing him. Great. Okay, and the dragon. Keep stabbing the dragon. All right, and the demon. All right, you're stabbing both of them. This is hard. Doing great. Okay, now a second demon is attacking you. They're on either side of your head. You're stabbing both of them. Yeah, don't forget the dragon. Okay. Yeah, and the demons. All right, and cut! Terrific. How's this? Good. Good. Okay, now you've just been shot in the back by a cave troll's arrow. All right, arch your back a little more. All right, and another one. And another one. Yeah, you're really getting pounded. All right, keep arching your back. Oh no, the little demons are back! They're back, yeah! On either side and you're stabbing them, but you're still getting hit by those arrows. Oh no, the demons are bleeding! No, no, no! Remember, demon blood is good! It gives you health points. So open your mouth. Drink as much as you can. Drink of them both demons. Don't get it in your eyes! Demon blood can blind you. Yeah, swallow the blood. You? You're creating an energy sphere to save yourself. Cup it in your palm. Move your fingers around. Help it grow. You're molding it.


Isn't that ours? Nah, ours is in the garden.


Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümchen.


Now what's 2 times 5? 10. Great, now what's 3 times 6? 9. No, that's incorrect. 8.


这里不可以,这里不可以。


Si te piso beso en Domino, con nega el Tolofalandolo, sabe que tu corazón molito se va pam pam, sabe que la besazo, con la quitando, mi cuerpo está equivocado, parece que voy a llegar. Quiero que no quiero ver con tu amor el ligue, cuando te piso no me quieren alejarme, que pensaba lento, me gusta bailar, pasito a pasito, suave suavecito, nos vamos pegando poquito a poquito.


Ven, así es como deberíamos estar todos en la sociedad, todos juntos, todos unidos, sin peleas ni discusiones.


Truck, dock, walk, find your ride. Quick, stick, lick, dinner time. Spit, split, split, shut your eyes. Which, stitch, pitch, big surprise.


All remaining systems will bow to the First Order and will remember this!


Auf der Weiden liegt ein kleines Schifferlein.


Sneakers! Sneakers! Snices!


Agora essa famosa.


nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga


Oh, no, I dropped my glasses. Uh, by the way, Pinocchio, there was a cookie missing from the jar. Did you, uh, did you take it by any chance? Yes, Papa Geppetto. I'm sorry. Are you sure you took it? Because, uh, I'd believe you if you said you didn't. No, I took it, Papa. I wouldn't lie to you. You could try. Who knows, you might get away with it.


Hello. Are you at a bar? I thought you were too sick to come to my cousin's wedding. No, honey, that's just the TV. And now back to Jim in the newsroom. According to the Turkish Prime Minister, the economic situation there... Maxi mixers are going fast. How about a demo, Phil? Honey, what's that smell? Timmy tried to cook a turkey in the dishwasher. Looks like nothing's on. I'll try and get some rest, all right? OK.


こんなこと、いいな、できたらいいな。 あんな夢、こんな夢、いっぱい。


恭喜你啊,今天的手術非常成功 請進 醫生你好 我出來這兩天 哪還有活那醫生啊 你是不是吹!


We don't do it for you. We only do it for you.


Here we go, Stephen Hawking dropping in on the giant vert ramp. This is four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, this is unreal!


同志们,上宝岛,一起打下一片新天地。我蒋介石亲自带队,你来不来?点这里,金元券立刻送到手,组建部队,升级炮台。 这导也太神奇了吧!他不怕人,还愿意待在我们手上。兄弟们,上船干嘛?来岛上当兄弟吧!一起来守护宝岛!宝岛骑兵! 这个技能我炮艇又升一级啦!这么猛!金元券拿来给他充!战斗力直接翻一倍!太给力了!弟兄们跟上!开岛去!宝岛骑兵,用金元券战!你也玩宝岛骑兵!走,我们打他们的海岸基地!我们赢啦!太爽啦! 宝岛骑兵立刻下载,率领你的部队征服宝岛!冲啊,快把登陆艇放出去!这波肯定赢!哈,胜利!兄弟们,用金元券充值,部队马上变强!给他全充满!哇,海虎坦克三级了!宝岛骑兵!兄弟们一起!好了,同志们,我是蒋介石,现在全新的宝岛骑兵上线啦! 我和你们一样热血,准备一起登岛作战!点击下载就送金元券!登录马上用!


This museum is amazing! Wow, look! It's a really old piece of farm equipment.


Like sugar on my tongue, tongue, tongue. Your body is so sweet, sweet, sweet. Invite me to come, come, come.


买 买 买那个 买 买 买那个 买 买 买那个 买


I woke up in a new Bugatti. And to really value what we have here, we always had...


You're here, there's nothing I


¿Qué haces? ¿Qué pollas haces? ¿Qué pollas haces? ¿Qué pollas haces? ¿Qué pollas haces? Al final te doy, al final te doy.


Messi! No! Messi! No! Messi! No! Messi! No! Georgina! No!


Here we go! A-U-A-U-A-U-Easy! Hurda, hurda, hurda, hurda. Stupid... Woah!


I wanted to join the military, but they said they would use me as a missile.


What a pilot sees during landing. Incredible. And it's moments like these that remind me of, like, what humanity is capable of. We're able to rise above the clouds and touch the edge of impossibles. Amazing. What the-


You know an easy way to cut bacon? Well, you wouldn't say. So we cut one bacon, two bacon, three bacon. Three bacon. What's this? Oh, okay. Easy way. Yes. Oh, wow. He knows how to do it really well.


The emergency call and wash away Why


I was acting.


记得了药店,你还记不记得那个华门药店跟那个效果是一模一样的? 嗯,是只狐狸 我叫哆啦A梦 他一定是把哆啦A梦当作上将了


Okay, it's gonna be easy. Clock, clock, sock, sock, rock, rock, clock. Rock, clock, clock, clock, sock, sock, rock, sock, sock, clock, sock, rock, clock. Clock, rock, sock, sock, rock, clock. Rock, sock, rock, clock.


Stop, stop, stop, stop! No, Dee, no, Dee, stop, Dee, stop, Dee! Yes, Dee, yes, Dee! No, stop, don't stop! Hey, yo, yo, yo! Nee!


Let's see it. Nine! Shampoo, conditioner, body wash, soap, lotion, shaving cream, toothpaste, detergent, and motor oil. Motor oil!


Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you,


Stop burning bridges. All right, let's look at the other one.


Me encanta este dibujo de ese. Vacapero. y que? Ah, es Broly. Oye, ya, yo pensaba que tú sabes cómo uno cuando. Vaca, pero. Ah. Es Goku. Vaca, pero. Ay, este Gohan.


I love you for infinity


These Chinese golden lion ornaments are said to protect your bedroom from demons or evil spirits. However, I'm not too sure how effective they are, because I got them for my roommate, and he's been screaming himself to sleep every night. To be fair, he's much less grumpy in the morning.


What?!


And, uh, how fast men can become friends. What's this? Oh, calm down, bro. You calm down. Just hurry up. Are you a black guy? Are you serious? What? What, just because I'm robbing you mean I'm black? I mean- Why would you think that? I don't know, maybe because you're robbing me, and you're black? How do you know I wasn't a white guy? Because, bro, you- you talk black. Excuse me? Talk black? Alright, sorry, I mean, talk African-American. I didn't know black was a language. Look, man, I didn't mean to offend you, okay? I was nervous. How would you feel if I just assumed you was a gardener? I am a gardener. How would you feel if I assumed you was in a mariachi? No, no. I'd be fine with it. I love mariachi. How would you feel if I assumed you was illegal? Whoa, whoa, okay. Calm down. That's too far. Don't even talk. Does it feel too good, doesn't it? So how would you feel if I assumed you need to pay child support? How would you feel if I assumed all you did was get drunk and watch soccer? How would you feel if I assumed you only eat chicken and watermelon? How would you feel if I assumed you only eat tacos, and fajitas? How would you- Damn, I could really go for a taco right now. Hey, actually, I could do the same. There's actually an amazing taco truck down the street. Oh really? I gotta check that out. You probably won't like it, though, because they don't have grape soda. You know the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner? Oh no. Stoners have papers. That's the shit a black father and a boomerang. What's that? Boomerang. What's really long and black? The line at KFC. Funny, I like that one. It's good, right? Man, it's okay to laugh at each other sometimes. As long as, after all the ignorant jokes and stupid comments, we actually respect each other. Wow. That's about the correction? Well... That was beautiful. I'm so glad racism is back. I've been waiting on this for a while. Thank God.


表现力!


First impressions can be deceiving, but I'm not creating an impression, I'm creating art. Art that looks you straight in the eyes. That's enough internet for today.


What is this? Find the imposter. Easy, easy, okay, easy. Uh, black one. Black chocolate.


All right, what do we got? What is that? OH MY SNOW!


This I do it for you. We only do it for you.


Вот это крутая штука.


To live forever young, I want to be forever young


Hey, come on, vamonos. Everybody stay low. Throw me that chain before I swallow my foot in your asshole. Hey, do y'all see somebody? Yes! Dora, he's behind you! Do y'all see anybody? Bitch! You're not listening! I see his ass. Hey, let's take him to Escuela and teach him a lesson. Can y'all say backpack? Now! Nah-uh! Dora not the one. Backpack, backpack. Alright, y'all. In the backpack, we got the class dismissed, the bully white kid, oh, and the hall pass. I'm going with class dismissed. If you said class dismissed, that's correct! Hey! He gets to leave Earth early. I'm the gun, I'm the gun. I'm the gun, I'm the gun. I'm for fun, I'm the gun. Oh, shit! Hey, quick physics lesson for you kids at home. Is he faster than a bullet? Let's find out. But first, let's cheer him on in Spanish. Rapido, nigga! Say it with me. Rapido, nigga! Guys, was he faster than the bullet? Dora, you always ask these stupid ass questions! Hey, what you watching? Dora the young nigga. He about to run a home invasion. Oh, shit! Hola. Soy Dora.


nobody's promised tomorrow, so I'ma love you every night like it's the last night, like it's the last night, if the world was ending, I wanna be next to you. If the party was over, and our time of love was through, I wanna hold you just for a while, and just when the sun, if the world was ending, I'd wanna be next to you.


Ah, nothing like a good cold can of... Finally, something to put in the...


Here I was, here I was, lay back.


Reminder that Mercury is in the microwave again. I swear, if you're in here right now... Mama!


You know, I'm no expert, but uh, I don't think that's a fuckin' bird. Huh.


Peanut butter jelly the long way. Peanut butter, peanut butter jelly the long way.


I can't fuck with 2D sandwiches anymore. I watched Interstellar last night, and guys, there's a bunch of different dimensions out there, and we gotta start utilizing them.


Marcel, eat this.


¡Sanseo! ¡A ver qué otro! ¡tiene la cara de las clases!


Damn, I just found my bag. I don't know how to get it. It must be a lost and found here or something. I don't understand it. I wonder...


Bad chair, huh? You like that?


Oh shit, dude. What the fuck? That's sick.


Your Holiness.


You know what, let me show you. So we got around 700 horses in here.


What is this? Furry?


어.


Holy sh... Man littering, car parked across three handicapped spaces. Homer! Hey, Marge. How's my little piglet?


Sam, what you doing? You got a hot dog bun in your...


Thou shalt show no fear, in bloody eyes and Lord I shall hold my poise. This is where I made my stand, I shall...


Mm, Brennan, that looks really good. Man, that bar is creaky.


Now reviewing McDonald's large Sprite. Now, for the taste test.


no, two dollar, two dollar.


Yo, look at this big ass piece of ice I found, man. Yo, word?


Those have the fries on there with some nacho cheese, an even portion scoop of steak. I thought Chipotle was bogus. You scooped that like it's coming out of your check!


What the fu-


Damn, this shit good as fuck, bro. Absolutely, bro. Absolutely. They do not. Never.


So she said, what's the problem, baby? What's the problem? I don't know, well, maybe I'm in love, love.


onion like that, and I love the red onion, so just do that back and forth. And when you see the blade is not big enough, just you go on the side like this. You see?


Alone at the edge of a universe humming a tune.


No! Wait, wait, wait! No! No! No! No! No!


All right, go back down. All right.


我


Be productive today, I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna go to the gym, I'm gonna get shit done, it's boring rain, fuck this, I'm getting drunk.


fuck, these motherfuckers gave me gravy or something. I was about to turn around and go return this shit. This whole fucking thing is ranch. Bro, I got 10 boneless wings. What the fuck you talking about?


Cheers, baby!


Have a fucking swig, mate! Go on, scull it!


Hi, can I get a flatbread? Oh, I said a flatbread.


Yeah, man, can I get a...


Yo, what up?


I found a purple hair, he watching Orange is the New Black, and I found me a midget and he eating some chicken, all right.


Why? I hate you. I hate you.


Man, this looks nice, ready to eat. Hell yeah. With a little kickflip.


Oh shit, listen, you're never gonna convince me that wheelchair basketball is a real thing. You expect me to believe that a wheelchair is gonna fit through that little hoop?


Kylie, a box lock? More like... Actually, can we redo that, Kylie?


Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, I found Queen Elizabeth, bro, come on, come on, come on.


Bro, this ramen's almost done. I just gotta add, I just gotta add the meat.


It declined? Why? Let me talk to your manager. I quit. Bro, you weren't for real. I got the dish.


Where are you going after this, Hope? Home. No, you're going to the fucking gas station. Oh, yeah.


I'm gonna let these dogs out.


I'll fight you for it.


I am now planted on the stair.


The best way to clean up a little oil spot on the ground, maybe spray some brake clean on there, get a towel, it comes right up.


Screw it, screw it, screw it!


I can't believe you broke this. Now it's not gonna close. Here, let me try to close it. That's...


A new hand touches the beacon.


I've never seen a fatter fish in my life, bro. I might even end the beef with the Oscars because there really is bigger fish to fry. And I gotta find me a girl because there's no longer gonna be plenty of fish in the sea with this fat ass.


No, I was actually thinking about what it means.


Okay, è finito.


If there's any more in here, I'm gonna lose my mind, so I'm just gonna do this real quick. Here we go.


We out here doing gang shit.


God, I've been in there for days!


Can you imagine meeting a person who called herself God? Can you imagine that person?


Ой, шутка!


Have a nice drink while you're mowing. So you just put it right in the, right in your little mowing cup holder, and then you...


The perfect Shut up. The perfect Chick-fil-A fry.


All right. See?


I'm trying to concentrate in class, but it's like raining and it's tapping on the window. It's so annoying. But I'm trying to see if I can catch some lightning.


What the heck? We use cookies. Bro, what does that even mean?


Yeah? Come here. Okay, hold on.


Wow. Well, guess I'm gonna sew it myself. What the heck? Mama! What's going on?


Kobe. Bro, what the f***?


This is his car and I don't have insurance. I gotta dip.


This is a little


Do you be eating my booty when I be sleeping?


Hello.


¿Y ese brillo de dónde viene? Bro, discúlpame, ¿puedes bajar el brillo, por favor? Gracias.


Okay, you better go first. Oh hell yeah. One, two, three, four.


At the time I had just finished shooting a film called Passing Train that was playing...


If you walk through that door, we're done. If you walk through that door, we're done. Wow.


Feels good.


Oh no, not again! Oh my God. You need to stop this!


OK, alors ça c'est bon, ça c'est bon, les croûtes de fromage à la poubelle. Voilà, ça...


Got a silencer on this bitch.


What you doing?


I don't think you guys have ever seen a teddy bear that's so big, it's bigger than this couch over here. Look, couch, bear. You see that?


All right, thanks for bringing my hoist back, bro. Oh, okay, thanks, bro.


Yep, looks like we got six inches.


Y'all see a what floor sign anywhere? Guess we goin' to college, baby!


Time you be cooking up in here? Can I get some mashed potatoes, bro? Bro, what the... No, I don't...


I like a firm cake. Nothing like a really just...


It's Cheech Lopez.


hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus.


Somebody's calling you. Someone's calling you. Someone's calling you. Hello?


Look who I ran into at Chuck E. Cheese, you're never gonna believe this. I love Chuck E. Cheese with a passion. I'm here every day.


Stop. Go to the line with a lot right now. No, I'm checking my grade. Get out of here. No, I'm not leaving. Get out. I'm not leaving.


La coraza, la coraza.


You guys ever play basketball with a cart? It looks something like this.


Ой, блядь, ай, из канала.


When there's rain, there's thunder!


What is this guy doing? What are you doing?


Man, though, I just took a huge shit in there!


Yo dude, the car reader's been acting wild recently. For real? Yeah, look at this.


It's a turtle. It's a turtle.


Actual life hack, if you're always running late in the morning, pre-mix your peanut butter and jelly and save yourself some time. Delicious. Let's go to work, baby.


Did you know that on Xbox controllers, if you pop this off, it says, Hello from Seattle.


Is that on a concert? I thought it was a concert.


weigh your bananas. Move your bananas.


Yeah, no, no, just that one. No, thank you. Yes, ma'am. Thank you. Okay, thank you. It's $18.99.


Non tutta la popolazione.


I thought she was...


Man, I'm fuckin' beat. Ugh.


選ばれし者よ


I need a beer. What's up, Connor?


It's such a good night today for a golf cart ride, so I figured I'd just take y'all on a little tour of the farm. We've got 17 acres out here, and it's all really beautiful.


That is not funny, I got school! I got school tomorrow!


So, what's the name under for you? I'll just check my files. Um, A for Alex. A?


All right, bro, good night. Good night. Oh shoot, I forgot to get my water.


I bought this shit's gonna be busting.


I'm scared. I'm a lesbian.


That's what I'm saying, bro. Nothing can stop us. Come on. Go this way.


Oh shoot, I forgot. I have to film this entire thing. Yeah, just send it to me afterwards. I'll get it.


Jeff Bezos?


опа, Джимми! Нахуя цепы?


All right, just gotta wash my hands and uh, what the?


Damn, who left the baguette on the counter, like what? Oh shit, what's going on?


You ever just wanna... You ever just wanna... You just wanna do it? That's a hospital camp.


Yeah, no, Rabbi, I was just wondering if you could take, like, a little bit off the top. What the hell is that?


What's up, Foo?


Hey man, I didn't know McDonald's had this table service, bro. I'm about to eat my fucking McNuggets. Hey, yo, what the? What the fuck?


Go.


You gonna burn, huh? You gonna burn.


What the...


Bro, what type of soup you know don't splash?


Watch.


But it's like raining and it's tapping on the window, it's so annoying. But I'm trying to see if I can catch some lightning.


Wé, c'est déjà Wouhou!


You have workers coming through and you don't want them to steal your stuff? Just take off the air vent, and you just put the money, like, right there.


He's all in.


Oh yeah, I know that shit was fucked up.


Can I have that one then?


spilled a little bit of water on my carpet. Let me go get a towel.


Your water, good sir. Thank you, good sir. Eject comp! Water!


Ah, nothing like a good cold can of... after a long day.


The two types of teas we have, unsweetened and Curtis.


This suspense is killing me!


Day 66 of putting a burrito in this locker. Now it's full. We finished our next row. That's a nice shot. Anyways, bye everyone.


I'm eating McDonald's large Sprite. Now, for the taste test.


Yo, Elmar. Yo, look at this big-ass piece of ice I found, man. Yo, where?


I was actually thinking about it, but you know.


Les rêves des amoureux sont comme le bon vin, ils donnent de la joie.


This is an ostrich egg.


You mean my sisters? I need the cake!


Thing is ranch. Bro, I got 10 boneless wings. What you talking about?


Just bought this new Honda. Super sick, bro. Let me check out this engine. It's killer. I need oil.


What is that? What is that? Crab rangoon.


Everybody knows that when you do this to a lighter, it sticks to the wall. Well, apparently so does everything else.


My dog absolutely terrorized my room. Nah, don't be happy. But the thing is, bro, how did you put the TV upside down?


Can you imagine getting totally Frodo-baggin' in the back of the Shiremobile? Wow.


Whoa, that's a deep, dark hole. You know who knows that's a deep, dark hole?


Hey Josh, look at this huge moth that I found. Get that shit outta here. Oh, there it goes. You fucker.


I'm gonna let these dogs out.


Maybe spray some brake clean on there, get a towel, it comes right up.


Humans can only hold their breath for 10 minutes, then how was Louis Armstrong able to become the first man on the moon? I am in space, on the moon. Help.


Oh my God, I wanna take him home! We can put him in the truck! We can put him in the truck! WE CAN PUT HIM IN THE TRUCK! LOOK AT HIM!


Um, the power in my house just shut off because it's storming. You can't even...


Making my girlfriend question why she's dating me, part 14. Hey baby, remember how you said I had to get nice shoes for the wedding? Yeah. Well, I got a pair of loafers.


Don't mess with the sea life! See you later, stinky!


Go get me a beer!


It's a turtle. It's a turtle.


Пробаем дальше на прочность.


Why'd you bite me? Don't do it! Don't do it! Okay.


All I'm gonna do is challenge them to a thumb war, they say yes, and then...


What the, what are you doing? Hey! What, you get, what the...


I found this in John's room. Okay, all right, I think... Did you know he was doing this? Let's calm down. Did you know he was... our son is doing this? Let's calm down.


Wait, what?


Thank you.


I'm a lesbian.


I bet this is gonna be bustin'.


I see you there. Stop! No! No!


Oh, what a burger!


Weigh your bananas. Move your bananas to the...


miau miau miau miau


That's why she's still single. You don't get to talk to her like that! Any guy would be lucky to have a girl like her.


Yeah, can you just shut the door on the way out?


Guys, it's 3:50 in the morning. We're about to make some spaghetti. We gotta be really quiet. Logan, pass me the bowl.


Duck sauce? What is this stuff?


What's the name under for you? I'll just check my files. Um, A for Alex. A?


So you just put it right in the, right in your little mowing cup holder, and then you...


Before we use this utility knife, we need to get it out of its packaging. This can prove to be quite difficult. To help with this, simply go buy another utility knife.


Chocolate milk. Oh, what is it? It's poop!


Here, you have an American socket. Can you eat American? Oh, but here, you have a Chinese socket. Ah, so good.


Now for the taste test.


I watched Interstellar last night, and guys, there is a bunch of different dimensions out there, and we gotta start utilizing.


How is your holiness?


Bro, what's happened to see if you know adult splash?


What the... Bro!


It's not coming off. Dude, it's not coming off.


Screw it, screw it, screw it! Screw it, screw it, screw it, screw it!


Oh, right here! Finally!


First you gotta unlock this thing. Barney, come. Water.


Hey guys, just here with my buddy Luke that biked to school today.


Aw, fuck, I was hoping that was gonna be more satisfying. Oof.


Now we'll give this a shake. Oh wait, I forgot I do have a shaker.


This is just an interesting


Oh no, not again! Oh my God... You need to stop this!


O cachorro botou um pescoço aqui no telhado.


Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here. Hold on, what? Let me see that, let me see that. It said credit card LM smart.


Hey buddy, who's that?


Yo, they got the Minecraft Eggo.


Тебя неважно 200 метров, у меня нарова под окном.


Pepsi!


Хорош, моя золотая. Тишина.


Hi, Balby. What's up, buddy? Sit. Sit down. He doesn't know sit. Yes, he does. Oh, shit, he does. Yeah, he does. Good.


And one of the most important things to get the most tender steak possible is you just gotta let it sit.


Dad, um, light switch is off. Do you hear that?


I just came here and got a chicken sandwich all on my own and I don't care. Judge me? Judge me. Loser.


How long can a singular fly survive on solely Cajun dust? I'll keep you updated.


This egg could probably stick to something.


Some guy over there told me that I needed to kiss him, and then he'd turn me into a crab. He's like, he's like over there.


I don't care what you say anymore, this is my life.


Yeah? Come here. OK, I'm on it.


So you just put it right in the, right in your little mowing cup holder.


서도 나의 곁에 있어도 눈물이 나니까


Might be in a tornado right now. Yup.


Well, that's it. Oh, God!


Hello! Hey, I thought I would open my wallet. Hey, do you have a mask? Huh? Do you have a mask? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got some money?


I really can't stand them.


Can you just show us again real quick what this is? What is that? What is that?


First you gotta unlock this thing. Barney, come. Water.


Oh yeah, do we wanna put a log on the fire? You wanna log on the fire?


Oh, nothing like a good cold can of...


I'm Joe Young. I'm coming.


Look at them two couples over there. Little couple action.


Hey, just give me a second, I'm having a hard time seeing your menu. Thank you. Yeah, I can't really read it.


Hey, happy 97th birthday, Grandma! We gave you a cupcake! I'm diabetic, you asshole!


This is an ostrich egg.


Weird spot for a water fountain. Oh shit!


Damn, the full moon is huge! But nah, it's just, it's a Kane's balloon!


lepší dňa.


I'm just wondering, can you still hear me? Can I get number 11?


That bowl, cream of chicken, we're gonna get it to pour perfectly into the bowl, ready?


I got the diaper fours, dead stock.


Uh, buddy? That's not looking too good, bud.


Bourbon, shake my hand. Shake. Put it there, God damn it.


Your water, good sir. Thank you, good sir. Eject COM! Water!


Day 66 of putting a burrito in this locker. Now it's full. We finished our next row.


The two types of teas we have: unsweetened and Curtis.


Your dog shitted on the carpet. Where? Right there! It's not there.


Yo, shout out McDonald's, got my favorite item on the menu, the fucking love the...


Oh, right here. My life. Hell no.


Hey, Zan.


Don't mess with the sea life! And see you later, stinky!


Who said it don't be cold in Virginia? Who said it don't be cold in Virginia? Oh, shit!


What a funny name for a strip club. Ah, shit.


Yo, bro, where's the peanut butter? Oh, shit. That's the wrong one.


I'm bout to fu-


What? It's just like my sock.


Chosen one.


You can tell from the gap in the door, and that one too, it's been in an accident.


By the time I had just finished shooting a film called Passing Train that was playing a much...


Hi, how are you today? I'm good, how are you? You want my honest answer? Yeah, sure.


out in Gotham, you can get away with virtually anything right now because no one's around. It's fucking fantastic.


At night, I think of you. I wanna be your lady, baby. If you give me a call.


Y'all see a what floor sign anywhere? I guess we goin' to college, baby.


Come here!


When there's rain, there's thunder!


Nueva levante rando cruz de marihuana


Hey, this man just... I don't wanna do this no more.


Yo, Imar, yo, look at this big-ass piece of ice I found, man. Yo, word?


Это было


vous étiez donc bien me dire pour les shorts, en fait, qu'il fallait que j'appuie sur la chaffe pour que ça s'en va, du coup, je vais essayer ça.


You can't put that there. My house isn't for sale. You gotta get out of here, seriously. Oh, I didn't realize you were chill like that. Sell whatever you want. That room tour was so sick.


What age should you give up on your dreams? 65. Why? Well, no, actually, 80. 80? Well, no, actually, don't give up on your dreams at all. So, what's your final answer? 70.


You know what they say about big feet, right?


Look at this! Chocolate milk! Mmm. Oh, what is this? It's poop!


What happened to your face? Did you do that? I did not do that. Then who did? That who did.


Day 66 of putting a burrito in this locker. Wow, it's full. We finished our next row. That's a nice shot. Anyways, bye everyone.


Doing his eyebrows.


Miss me? Do not enter. Do not enter. All right, stop.


Surprised of how durable these are. Let's see. So durable, like...


You're putting chillies on your breakfast cereal, and you've put in a mustard sauce on pretty much a lot of the food you eat.


Excuse me, I just need to step inside for a minute. Thank you, sir.


You see the dog.


Be productive today, I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna go to the gym, I'm gonna get shit done, it's boring rain, fuck this, I'm getting drunk.


I'm sorry, but I can't continue the text for you.


No, one minute. Fuck it.


Yo, let me know, buddy. Is this expired or not? Bro, you not the—


We do is challenge them to a thumb war, they say yes, and then...


You already know what's going on, dawg. Hey, uh, wanna make pancakes?


Mom, why?


Пробиваем дальше на прочность.


One of my glasses glasses did fall out, but we are on the right track. We are getting it back in. See?


Goddamn golf club!


Sir, where's the candy?


Okay, do you need the receipt back? No, thank you. Can I see you again, please? Yes, ma'am. Thank you. Okay, thank you. It's $18.99.


I'm trying to concentrate in class, but it's like raining and it's tapping on the window, it's so annoying. But I'm trying to see if I can catch some lightning.


Hey, you think this bread's still good to eat?


Your water, good sir. Thank you, good sir. Eject comp! Water!


Hey, where's the money? Where's the money, bro? He's not talking. Flip him over.


You think this is some kind of game? Look at this.


weigh your bananas. Move your bananas.


You gonna burn, huh? You gonna burn.


Guys, it's 3:50 in the morning, we're about to make some spaghetti. We gotta be really quiet. Logan, pass me the bowl.


I'm abroad right now and they have this new thing called Pepsi Black. I've never tried it. I'm gonna give it a...


Хотя бы меня на руках!


You have workers coming through and you don't want them to steal your stuff? Just take off the air vent, and you just put the money, like, right there.


Alright guys, I was just shopping on Amazon and I found the world's slipperiest soap, and apparently I can wash my...


They should hire me at Papa's Burgeria because I can cook it.


O, ginatang sabaw, mainit na mainit pa. Ay naku, mainit nga.


No way, bro, they got the...


Бидиба ибидеб


Whoa, that's bananas.


Yo, you play Clash? What the fuck? No.


You can always tell how good somebody's doing in life by how fat their fucking wallet is. Shh, life is good, baby.


Wow. Oh my God. Yo, nice car, Flea. What the f...


I wish I knew you wanted me, I wish I knew


I don't know where the ghosts are at, bro, I can't find them. It's possessing me!


What the... Now look down, look down!


Hocus Pocus, there's pizza on your focus.


It's a phone, which is the LG Wing. You know, it's really not that fancy, it's just a new smartphone, which big feature is it's got the double screen.


Currently, you have to, like, lift this bit.


for an hour and a half.


What the fuck? Mama!


I'm gonna see if I can drop this down. I'm on floor 10.


Before we use this utility knife, we need to get it out of its packaging. This can prove to be quite difficult. To help with this, simply go buy another utility knife.


Oh yes, sir. Oh, no.


네버리어브.


Oh my God, how close is he gonna get? One second!


I really hope I don't trip and spill my drink.


C'è la luna mezz'amara.


Okay, that's what's wrong with it. Ain't got no gas in it.


Excuse me, I just need to step inside for a minute. Thank you, sir.


Touch that! Touch it! Touch!


What the fuck? They got Sleep 2? What the fuck they coming out with next, Sleep?