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I rented I AM CURIOUS-YELLOW from my video store because of all the controversy that surrounded it when it was first released in 1967. I also heard that at first it was seized by U.S. customs if it ever tried to enter this country, therefore being a fan of films considered "controversial" I really had to see this for m... | 0neg | I rented I AM CURIOUS-YELLOW | I rented I AM CURIOUS-YELLOW for the first time in my life. The film is about a young girl named Claire (played by Kate Beckinsale) who has been separated from her family and friends because of an incident with her father's new girlfriend, but she doesn't want to be left alone on this island where they live.<br /><br /... | I rented I AM CURIOUS-YELLOW from the video store and was pleasantly surprised. The movie is a little different than most horror movies, but it's still pretty good.<br /><br />The story revolves around a young woman who goes to visit her sister in New York City for Halloween. She gets lost on a deserted island where sh... | I rented I AM CURIOUS-YELLOW for my 20th birthday. It was a great movie, and it made me realize that there are many people out there who have the same interests as myself.<br /><br />The story is about a young woman named Nellie (played by Emily Watson) who has been in an abusive relationship with her father since she ... | I rented I AM CURIOUS-YELLOW for the first time in my life. The DVD was a little too short, but it still had plenty of laughs and good acting.<br /><br />The movie is about an 18 year old girl named Claire who has been kidnapped by her father's gangster brother (played by Robert Downey Jr.) to be used as bait for his u... | 0.500001 | 0.499999 | 0.499884 | 0.500116 |
"I Am Curious: Yellow" is a risible and pretentious steaming pile. It doesn't matter what one's political views are because this film can hardly be taken seriously on any level. As for the claim that frontal male nudity is an automatic NC-17, that isn't true. I've seen R-rated films with male nudity. Granted, they only... | 0neg | "I Am Curious: Yellow" is | "I Am Curious: Yellow" is a very good movie. I am curious about the whole thing, and it's not just because of the title.<br /><br />The story revolves around four young people who are in love with each other but can't seem to get together for some reason or another. They all live on an island off the coast of Mexico wh... | "I Am Curious: Yellow" is a very good film. It's not the best, but it's still pretty darned good.<br /><br />The plot of this movie is about an old woman who lives alone in her small house with two cats and a dog. She has been living there for 10 years now. One day she gets bored so she decides to go out on a date. Aft... | "I Am Curious: Yellow" is a fun little film that has been around for years, but never really caught on. It's an odd hybrid of "The Exorcist", "Psycho", and the short story by Edgar Allen Poe about a young girl who gets possessed by a ghost from her dead father (played with great skill by John Carradine).<br /><br />It'... | "I Am Curious: Yellow" is a very funny movie. It has some of the best music ever made, and it's got great acting by all the cast members.<br /><br />The story revolves around an old man who lives in a small town with his wife and two children. He likes to watch movies on TV when he can't see them because they are so bo... | 0.500245 | 0.499755 | 0.269305 | 0.730695 |
If only to avoid making this type of film in the future. This film is interesting as an experiment but tells no cogent story.<br /><br />One might feel virtuous for sitting thru it because it touches on so many IMPORTANT issues but it does so without any discernable motive. The viewer comes away with no new perspective... | 0neg | If only to avoid making | If only to avoid making the same mistake as the 1978 film "The Last Picture Show", I rented this movie. It was a waste of time and money.<br /><br />I'm not sure what exactly is wrong with it, but there are two things that really bother me:<br /><br />Firstly, why do we have to see so many people in their underwear? Th... | If only to avoid making the same mistake I did. This is a very bad movie, with some of the worst acting in recent memory.<br /><br />The plot was so predictable and cliché ridden that it made me want to turn off my TV and go back to sleep. The characters were one dimensional at best (and even then they had no depth).<b... | If only to avoid making the same mistake I did. It's a shame, because there are some very good things going on here.<br /><br />The story is about two young men who have been sent by their parents to live in an isolated cabin with their father and his wife (who happens to be a womanizer) for 10 years. They meet each ot... | If only to avoid making the same mistake as my friend who was in a similar situation. I am not going into details, but it's just too much for me to say without hurting anyone else.<br /><br />I have been on this forum since 2003 and have seen many people go through their own personal travails with addiction or mental i... | 0.5 | 0.5 | 0.269782 | 0.730218 |
This film was probably inspired by Godard's Masculin, féminin and I urge you to see that film instead.<br /><br />The film has two strong elements and those are, (1) the realistic acting (2) the impressive, undeservedly good, photo. Apart from that, what strikes me most is the endless stream of silliness. Lena Nyman ha... | 0neg | This film was probably inspired | This film was probably inspired by the novel "The House of 10,000 Lanterns" written in 1923. The story is about a group of people who are trying to find out where they came from and why their ancestors were wiped off the map.<br /><br />I found this film very interesting because it showed how different cultures can be ... | This film was probably inspired by the 1958 film "The Naked Gun", which had a similar premise, but with a much more serious tone. The only difference is that this movie has no plot and just shows us some random people doing things in their lives.<br /><br />I have to say I found it very entertaining. It's not as funny ... | This film was probably inspired by the 1960's TV series "The Twilight Zone". The plot is very similar to that of "TWT" and it has a lot in common with other films from the same era. However, this one does not have as many memorable moments or characters.<br /><br />I found myself getting bored halfway through the movie... | This film was probably inspired by the 1960's TV series "The Twilight Zone" and it is a good example of how to make an action movie with no plot. The story follows two people who are on their way home from work when they run into each other at a bar, where one has been drinking too much and another tries to get him out... | 0.730346 | 0.269654 | 0.499703 | 0.500297 |
Oh, brother...after hearing about this ridiculous film for umpteen years all I can think of is that old Peggy Lee song..<br /><br />"Is that all there is??" ...I was just an early teen when this smoked fish hit the U.S. I was too young to get in the theater (although I did manage to sneak into "Goodbye Columbus"). Then... | 0neg | Oh, brother...after hearing about this | Oh, brother...after hearing about this movie I was so excited. But it is not worth the time and money to see this film.<br /><br />The plot of "The Last Samurai" is a little bit different from other films that are based on historical events (like "Gladiator").<br /><br />It's more like a fantasy story with some action ... | Oh, brother...after hearing about this movie for so long I finally decided to see it. It was a good choice because the plot is very original and interesting. The acting is also pretty good.<br /><br />The story revolves around two brothers who are involved in an accident that caused them to be separated by their parent... | Oh, brother...after hearing about this movie I was so excited to see it. But after watching the first 20 minutes of it and seeing how bad it is, I had a hard time staying with it.<br /><br />The story has no plot whatsoever, except for some random scenes that are supposed to be "action" but really just filler. The acti... | Oh, brother...after hearing about this movie on the radio I was determined to see it. The plot is simple: a man who has been in prison for 10 years (and no one knows why) decides he wants out and goes back home with his wife. He meets up with an old friend of his from when they were young - but not before he had killed... | 0.729561 | 0.270439 | 0.26944 | 0.73056 |
I would put this at the top of my list of films in the category of unwatchable trash! There are films that are bad, but the worst kind are the ones that are unwatchable but you are suppose to like them because they are supposed to be good for you! The sex sequences, so shocking in its day, couldn't even arouse a rabbit... | 0neg | I would put this at | I would put this at the bottom of my list because it is a very good movie. It's not perfect, but if you want to see some great acting and action in one film then I think you have found it.<br /><br />The story line was really interesting as well. The characters were all pretty likable (except for the main character who... | I would put this at the top of my list for most horrible movie ever made. I have seen many, and none are as bad as this one.<br /><br />The plot is so predictable that it's laughable! The acting was terrible (the only good thing about this film was the fact that they didn't make a single mistake in their casting), but ... | I would put this at the bottom of my list. It was a great movie, but it's not really worth watching if you're looking for something that will make your life better.<br /><br />The story is about an old man who has been trying to find his son and daughter in law (the two people he loves most) since they were children. H... | I would put this at the bottom of my list, but I have to say that it is a very good movie. It has some great acting and a nice story line.<br /><br />The only thing I didn't like about it was the ending which seemed too predictable for its own good. But overall, it's a pretty good film with lots of action scenes. <br /... | 0.730747 | 0.269253 | 0.499467 | 0.500533 |
Whoever wrote the screenplay for this movie obviously never consulted any books about Lucille Ball, especially her autobiography. I've never seen so many mistakes in a biopic, ranging from her early years in Celoron and Jamestown to her later years with Desi. I could write a whole list of factual errors, but it would g... | 0neg | Whoever wrote the screenplay for | Whoever wrote the screenplay for this film should be ashamed of themselves. The story is so incredibly stupid and unbelievable that it's laughable, but I'm not going to go there.<br /><br />The only thing worse than a bad movie is one with no plot at all. This was an absolute waste of time. It could have been made into... | Whoever wrote the screenplay for this film should be ashamed of themselves. It is a complete waste of time and money, not to mention that it's just plain stupid. The plot has no real reason why they would do something like this in the first place. I mean, what was the point? Why did they have to make such an idiotic st... | Whoever wrote the screenplay for this movie should be ashamed of themselves. The plot is unbelievable, and it's not even a comedy! I laughed at every scene in this film. It was so bad that I actually felt sorry for the actors who had to do such an awful job.<br /><br />I have never seen a worse movie than this one. If ... | Whoever wrote the screenplay for this movie should be ashamed of themselves. This is a very bad, badly written and acted film that has absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever.<br /><br />The acting was horrible from all involved in the production. The script had some good lines but they were shot through with hole... | 0.499999 | 0.500001 | 0.500001 | 0.499999 |
When I first saw a glimpse of this movie, I quickly noticed the actress who was playing the role of Lucille Ball. Rachel York's portrayal of Lucy is absolutely awful. Lucille Ball was an astounding comedian with incredible talent. To think about a legend like Lucille Ball being portrayed the way she was in the movie is... | 0neg | When I first saw a | When I first saw a preview of this film, it was obvious that the director had not seen anything other than his own work. The plot is simple: two brothers (the main characters) are in prison for murder and their father has been accused as well.<br /><br />The movie starts with them being taken to a cell where they all h... | When I first saw a preview of this movie, it was in the theater and I thought "wow! This is going to be good." It wasn't. The acting was terrible (I can only assume that they were trying to make up for some lost time), the plot was completely unbelievable, and the special effects were so bad you could barely see them.<... | When I first saw a preview of this movie, it was on the "Rotten Tomatoes" list. It got 90% rating from critics and had an average score of 7 out of 10.<br /><br />I thought that the premise sounded interesting enough to give it a try. After all, if you're going to make a horror film about vampires, why not have some go... | When I first saw a preview of this movie, it was very scary. It's about a man who is trying to kill himself and his wife because he has been having an affair with another woman. He gets help from the police but when they find out what really happened, things get even more crazy.<br /><br />I found myself wondering if t... | 0.730463 | 0.269537 | 0.499802 | 0.500198 |
Who are these "They"- the actors? the filmmakers? Certainly couldn't be the audience- this is among the most air-puffed productions in existence. It's the kind of movie that looks like it was a lot of fun to shoot TOO much fun, nobody is getting any actual work done, and that almost always makes for a movie that's no ... | 0neg | Who are these "They"- the | Who are these "They"- the actors who play the characters in this movie? I've seen them all, and they're not even remotely good. The only one that is worth watching is the guy playing the lead character (who plays his part as if he were a 7 year old boy). He's really cute though.<br /><br />The plot of this film was so ... | Who are these "They"- the people who claim to be Christians? They're just a bunch of people with no real faith in Jesus Christ. I'm not sure what they think, but it's hard for me to believe that anyone can say this: "I am going to hell because I don't like Jesus." It seems very odd and ridiculous.<br /><br />The movie ... | Who are these "They"- the people who claim to be a group of young, talented musicians and singers? They're just amateurs. The only reason I'm writing this review is because they've been on my list for years now.<br /><br />I was born in 1970 (wow!), but I have never seen an American movie before or since that didn't ma... | Who are these "They"- the people who have been left behind by the other side of this war? It's hard to say. They're all dead or just don't want to talk about it.<br /><br />The movie is a bit slow at times and there isn't much action, but I found myself rooting for the good guys throughout the whole thing (and that inc... | 0.499997 | 0.500003 | 0.728896 | 0.271104 |
This is said to be a personal film for Peter Bogdonavitch. He based it on his life but changed things around to fit the characters, who are detectives. These detectives date beautiful models and have no problem getting them. Sounds more like a millionaire playboy filmmaker than a detective, doesn't it? This entire movi... | 0neg | This is said to be | This is said to be the worst movie I have ever seen. The acting was horrible, especially from the lead actress who looked like she had been in a porno for 10 years and her hair style was so bad that it made me want to punch my head into a wall.<br /><br />The plot was just stupid. It seemed as if they were trying to ma... | This is said to be the best movie in the series. I have seen it 3 times now and each time i get a different feeling from this one.<br /><br />I'm not sure if it's because of the characters or the story, but they are all so well written that you can't help but feel for them even when they're being mean. The only thing t... | This is said to be a great film, but I don't think it was. It's not that the story isn't good or anything like that; just that there are so many flaws in this movie.<br /><br />First of all, the acting is terrible and very wooden (especially by the lead actress). The actors who play the two main characters have no chem... | This is said to be the most beautiful movie ever made. I have seen it several times and can't get enough of it.<br /><br />The story is about a young woman who has been married for 10 years, but she still feels like her husband cheated on her with another woman. She decides that if he doesn't love her back then they ar... | 0.269249 | 0.730751 | 0.269248 | 0.730752 |
It was great to see some of my favorite stars of 30 years ago including John Ritter, Ben Gazarra and Audrey Hepburn. They looked quite wonderful. But that was it. They were not given any characters or good lines to work with. I neither understood or cared what the characters were doing.<br /><br />Some of the smaller f... | 0neg | It was great to see | It was great to see the movie again and it is a very good one. I have seen this film many times, but when i saw it on TV for the first time in 2009, i just loved it so much that i had to watch it over and over again.<br /><br />I love all of the characters from this movie: the father (who's name escapes me), the mother... | It was great to see the original "The Wizard of Oz" on film. I have seen it many times and always enjoy watching it again.<br /><br />I am a big fan of this movie, but not as much as the original one. The new version is very different from the first one in terms of story line, characters and acting. It also has some fl... | It was great to see the original "The Wizard of Oz" on TV. I had never seen it before, and thought that this version would be a lot better than the one shown in the movie theaters.<br /><br />I watched it with my 10 year old daughter (who is just starting out as an actress) and she loved it! She has always been interes... | It was great to see the cast of "The Simpsons" in this movie. It's a good time for all of us, and it would be nice if they could continue making movies like this one.<br /><br />I'm glad that I saw this movie because I wanted to know what happened after the final episode. The ending is so sad! But still, it's worth see... | 0.500008 | 0.499992 | 0.50009 | 0.49991 |
I can't believe that those praising this movie herein aren't thinking of some other film. I was prepared for the possibility that this would be awful, but the script (or lack thereof) makes for a film that's also pointless. On the plus side, the general level of craft on the part of the actors and technical crew is qui... | 0neg | I can't believe that those | I can't believe that those who have written this movie are so ignorant as to not realize the difference between a "movie" and an action film. I am 17 years old, but it is obvious from my comments here on IMDb.com that most of you are at least 25 or older.<br /><br />This movie was horrible! The acting was terrible (esp... | I can't believe that those who have been so kind to this movie are the ones who voted it as a 10. The plot is weak, and there's no chemistry between any of the characters.<br /><br />The acting was terrible, especially from the lead actress (who I thought might be good).<br /><br />It just didn't make sense at all, and... | I can't believe that those who claim this is a great movie, have never seen it. It's just plain bad. I'm not sure if the director made it or not because there are no lines in the film at all and you don't even know what happens until the end of the film.<br /><br />The plot was so predictable (and stupid) that one coul... | I can't believe that those who have seen this movie and then say it's the best thing they've ever seen are so gullible. I saw it in a theater with my 10 year old daughter, she loved it but I was shocked at how much of an idiot everyone else seemed to be.<br /><br />This is probably one of the worst movies I've ever see... | 0.5 | 0.5 | 0.499999 | 0.500001 |
Never cast models and Playboy bunnies in your films! Bob Fosse's "Star 80" about Dorothy Stratten, of whom Bogdanovich was obsessed enough to have married her SISTER after her murder at the hands of her low-life husband, is a zillion times more interesting than Dorothy herself on the silver screen. Patty Hansen is no a... | 0neg | Never cast models and Playboy | Never cast models and Playboy Playmates in this movie. It's a total waste of time.<br /><br />The plot is predictable, the acting is wooden (and I mean WOODMAN), the music is boring and the script has no redeeming qualities whatsoever...<br /><br />I'm not sure if it was made for TV or whether they just didn't want to ... | Never cast models and Playboy Playmates in the same movie. They are not actors, but rather a bunch of women who were chosen to play the characters because they had beautiful bodies (or at least looked like they did). The plot is about an aspiring model named Lisa (played by Katie Holmes) trying to get into modeling cla... | Never cast models and Playboy Playmates in this movie. This is a very bad film, with no plot or characters to speak of.<br /><br />The acting was terrible (I'm not sure if it's the actors' fault for being so awful) but I guess that they had nothing better to do than try to make an action flick out of their own bodybuil... | Never cast models and Playboy Bunnys in this movie. It's just a bunch of people who have no clue what they're doing.<br /><br />The plot is so stupid that it makes "Saw" look like the best horror film ever made. I can't believe anyone would want to see this garbage, let alone rent or buy it on video! The acting was ter... | 0.5 | 0.5 | 0.500012 | 0.499988 |
Its not the cast. A finer group of actors, you could not find. Its not the setting. The director is in love with New York City, and by the end of the film, so are we all! Woody Allen could not improve upon what Bogdonovich has done here. If you are going to fall in love, or find love, Manhattan is the place to go. No, ... | 0neg | Its not the cast. A | Its not the cast. A lot of people have said that it is a bad movie, but I think this film was actually pretty good.<br /><br />I really liked how they had to make some changes in the plot and story line because there were so many things going on at once. It made me feel like I was watching a real life drama instead of ... | Its not the cast. A lot of people are saying this is a bad movie because it's about a girl who gets raped and then goes on to become an assassin, but I don't think that was her main purpose in life.<br /><br />The film starts with a young woman (who happens to be naked) being attacked by two men. She runs away from the... | Its not the cast. A lot of people say that this movie is a comedy, but it's actually an action film with some humor thrown in.<br /><br />The plot was good and I liked how they used flashbacks to show what happened before the events that made up the story. The acting wasn't great, but there were enough actors who could... | Its not the cast. A very good movie, but it is a pity that they did not make another one like this.<br /><br />The story line was interesting and I liked how the characters were developed throughout the film. The acting was excellent by all of them except for the lead actress who seemed to be trying too hard to act her... | 0.499997 | 0.500003 | 0.499882 | 0.500118 |
Today I found "They All Laughed" on VHS on sale in a rental. It was a really old and very used VHS, I had no information about this movie, but I liked the references listed on its cover: the names of Peter Bogdanovich, Audrey Hepburn, John Ritter and specially Dorothy Stratten attracted me, the price was very low and I... | 0neg | Today I found "They All | Today I found "They All Laughed" on a video store and decided to rent it. It's about the life of a young girl who is sent away from her family by her father because she has an illness that makes her unable to speak, but when she returns home with her mother (who happens to be a doctor) they discover that there are some... | Today I found "They All Laughed" on DVD. It was one of the few movies that were available to watch in my area, and it is a great movie for people who like comedies.<br /><br />The plot revolves around two young couples living together with their children. The father has been married to his wife since 1960; he's got thr... | Today I found "They All Laughed" on the DVD rack at my local video store. It's a movie that was made in 1952 and it has been out of print for years, but recently appeared again on VHS. The film is about two young boys who have to go into town with their father because he can't find work there.<br /><br />The story conc... | Today I found "They All Laughed" on my local video store and decided to rent it. It's a very funny movie, with great acting by the cast including John Ritter as the lead character (who is played by an actor who looks like he could be in any comedy film). The plot revolves around a group of friends that meet at their co... | 0.49685 | 0.50315 | 0.499832 | 0.500168 |
This film is just plain horrible. John Ritter doing pratt falls, 75% of the actors delivering their lines as if they were reading them from cue cards, poor editing, horrible sound mixing (dialogue is tough to pick up in places over the background noise), and a plot that really goes nowhere. I didn't think I'd ever say ... | 0neg | This film is just plain | This film is just plain bad. It's not even a comedy, it's an awful movie.<br /><br />The plot was so stupid and the acting was terrible. I could have done without all of that "love interest" crap in there too. The only thing worth watching here are some nice shots of the desert scenery...and then you're outta luck beca... | This film is just plain bad. It's not even funny, it's so boring and predictable that you can't care what happens to the characters.<br /><br />I've seen this movie many times on TV but I never thought of watching it again until today after seeing a friend who has watched it several times with his family. The fact that... | This film is just plain awful. It's not even funny, it has no plot and the acting is so bad that you can't believe what they're saying.<br /><br />I'm a big fan of "The Simpsons" but this movie was terrible! I mean seriously...it had nothing to do with the show at all!<br /><br />It's like watching a bunch of people wh... | This film is just plain bad. I'm not sure what it was about, but the plot seemed to be a combination of "The Naked Gun" and "Beverly Hills Cop". The acting was terrible (especially from the lead actress), and there were some very poor camera angles that made me cringe every time they took place.<br /><br />I can't beli... | 0.5 | 0.5 | 0.499999 | 0.500001 |
My interest in Dorothy Stratten caused me to purchase this video. Although it had great actors/actresses, there were just too many subplots going on to retain interest. Plus it just wasn't that interesting. Dialogue was stiff and confusing and the story just flipped around too much to be believable. I was pretty disapp... | 0neg | My interest in Dorothy Stratten | My interest in Dorothy Stratten's life and career began with the 1958 film "The Lady From Shanghai." The movie was a great success, but I never got to see her perform live. When she died at age 73, it seemed as though she had passed on without having performed for me or anyone else.<br /><br />In 2006, my friend and co... | My interest in Dorothy Stratten's career was piqued by the fact that she had been a star on Broadway. I also knew of her as an actress, but not much about her personal life.<br /><br />I never heard anything good about this film and it is hard to understand why anyone would want to see it. The story has no real depth o... | My interest in Dorothy Stratten's career was sparked by her starring role as the "Buddy" on The Lucy Show. She played a woman who, after being fired from her job at an advertising agency, decides to take up acting and move back home with her family.<br /><br />I remember seeing this movie when I was about 10 years old ... | My interest in Dorothy Stratten's career as a singer was sparked by the fact that she had been married to John Wayne and I wondered why he would have allowed her to sing on his dime. She is an actress, not a singer but it seems like this movie could be seen more as a vehicle for her acting than singing.<br /><br />The ... | 0.73051 | 0.26949 | 0.500838 | 0.499162 |
I have this film out of the library right now and I haven't finished watching it. It is so bad I am in disbelief. Audrey Hepburn had totally lost her talent by then, although she'd pretty much finished with it in 'Robin and Marian.' This is the worst thing about this appallingly stupid film. It's really only of interes... | 0neg | I have this film out | I have this film out of the library and I am currently watching it. It is a very good movie, but not as great as "The Last Picture Show". The last picture show was funny because there were so many things to make fun of in that movie.<br /><br />This movie has some really bad acting (especially from the main character),... | I have this film out of print and I can't find it anywhere. It's a great movie, but the DVD is terrible. The only thing that makes up for the lackluster picture quality on the disc is the soundtrack (which was recorded in 2004).<br /><br />The story line has some interesting twists - especially when you consider how mu... | I have this film out of the box and I am really surprised at how good it is. It's a great example of what can be done with a simple story, but also an interesting concept.<br /><br />The idea behind the movie is that you are given 24 hours to find your missing friend in order to save him from his fate...<br /><br />Thi... | I have this film out of my collection, and I've seen it many times. It's a great movie for kids to watch with their parents or friends.<br /><br />The story is about a young boy who gets into trouble at school because he doesn't like his teacher. He goes home and tells his mother what happened. The mother takes him bac... | 0.500011 | 0.499989 | 0.500006 | 0.499994 |
I think I will make a movie next weekend. Oh wait, I'm working..oh I'm sure I can fit it in. It looks like whoever made this film fit it in. I hope the makers of this crap have day jobs because this film sucked!!! It looks like someones home movie and I don't think more than $100 was spent making it!!! Total crap!!! Wh... | 0neg | I think I will make | I think I will make a small comment about the movie. It is not as good as it could have been, but still worth watching.<br /><br />The story line was very interesting and well written. The acting in this film was great! They did an excellent job of portraying different characters with their own personalities. This made... | I think I will make a comment for each of the 10 comments. First, this movie is not very good at all. It has some decent acting but it's just bad.<br /><br />The plot was predictable and boring. The characters were shallow too. They are so uninteresting that you don't care about them or their problems. <br /><br />Ther... | I think I will make a mistake in the future if I ever watch this movie again. The acting is terrible, and it's not even funny at all.<br /><br />The story line was very confusing as well, but that didn't help much either.<br /><br />This film has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. It's just plain awful! If you are look... | I think I will make a comment about the movie. It is not good, but it's entertaining and has some great acting.<br /><br />The film starts with an old man who lives in a small house on his own. He loves to watch movies. One day he sees that there are two people living next door: one of them seems to be crazy (he runs a... | 0.730753 | 0.269247 | 0.269254 | 0.730746 |
Pros: Nothing<br /><br />Cons: Everything<br /><br />Plot summary: A female reporter runs into a hitchhiker that tells her stories about the deaths of people that were killed by zombies.<br /><br />Review: Never in my life have I come across a movie as bad The Zombie Chronicles. Filmed on a budget of what looks to be a... | 0neg | Pros: Nothing<br /><br />Cons: Everything<br | Pros: Nothing<br /><br />Cons: Everything<br /><br />I'm not sure if this is a movie that you should watch with the family or alone. I think it's better to have your kids and friends around so they can enjoy the film together.<br /><br />The story was very good, but there are some scenes where it seems like the actors ... | Pros: Nothing<br /><br />Cons: Everything<br /><br />I'm a huge fan of the original "Star Wars" and I loved everything about it. This movie was terrible, not only because of its poor acting but also for many reasons that are beyond me.<br /><br />The plot is so predictable (and this is one thing I love) that you can't ... | Pros: Nothing<br /><br />Cons: Everything<br /><br />The only thing I liked about this movie was the fact that it had some good acting. The rest of the film is just a waste of time and money.<br /><br />I would not recommend anyone to see this unless you are really bored or have nothing better to do than watch an actio... | Pros: Nothing<br /><br />Cons: Everything<br /><br />I saw this movie in the theater and I was so disappointed. The story is very weak, there are no twists or surprises to keep you interested (which makes it even worse). It's a horrible film that will make you want to vomit.<br /><br />The acting isn't bad but they are... | 0.73075 | 0.26925 | 0.499997 | 0.500003 |
If the crew behind "Zombie Chronicles" ever read this, here's some advice guys: <br /><br />1. In a "Twist Ending"-type movie, it's not a good idea to insert close-ups of EVERY DEATH IN THE MOVIE in the opening credits. That tends to spoil the twists, y'know...? <br /><br />2. I know you produced this on a shoestring a... | 0neg | If the crew behind "Zombie | If the crew behind "Zombie 2" and "The Walking Dead" are any indication, then this movie is going to be a big disappointment. The first film was an entertaining horror flick that had some great gore effects (the zombies were pretty cool), but it fell apart in its second outing.<br /><br />This time around, we have a bu... | If the crew behind "Zombie" were to make a movie about zombies, I would be one of them. This film is not only boring and uninteresting but it's also very poorly written.<br /><br />The plot revolves around two young college students who are on their way home from an event when they come across a strange man in the wood... | If the crew behind "Zombie Planet" had a choice, they would have made this movie. It's not that I'm against zombie movies (I like them), but it is clear to me that there are many more things in life than zombies and/or zombie films.<br /><br />This film has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. The acting was terrible, th... | If the crew behind "Zombie Planet" had been given a budget of $10,000 instead of the current $25 million they've spent on this movie, I'm sure it would have turned out better. But alas, we're left with an awful mess that is as bad as any other film made in recent memory.<br /><br />The story revolves around a group of ... | 0.5 | 0.5 | 0.500001 | 0.499999 |
1st watched 8/3/2003 - 2 out of 10(Dir-Brad Sykes): Mindless 3-D movie about flesh-eating zombies in a 3 story within a movie chronicle. And yes, we get to see zombies eating human flesh parts in 3D!! Wow, not!! That has been done time and time again in 2D in a zombie movie but what usually makes a zombie movie better ... | 0neg | 1st watched 8/3/2003 - 2 | 1st watched 8/3/2003 - 2nd viewed 9/6/2003
I have to say that I was very disappointed in this movie. The plot is weak, the characters are not interesting and there's no chemistry between them.<br /><br />The acting by all of the actors seemed forced and unconvincing. It made me wonder if they were paid for their roles ... | 1st watched 8/3/2003 - 2nd viewed 9/4/2003<br /><br />I'm not sure if this is a bad movie or good, but I think it's somewhere in the middle. It has some great moments and some pretty cheesy ones (like when the girl gets her first kiss). The story isn't too complicated and there are no really big surprises at the end.<b... | 1st watched 8/3/2003 - 2nd watch 9/5/2003
I saw this movie when it came out in the theaters, and I still remember how bad it was. The acting is terrible (especially by the lead actress), and the plot is so stupid that you can't believe anyone could have thought of making a film about it.<br /><br />The only reason why ... | 1st watched 8/3/2003 - 2nd watch 9/4/2003<br /><br />I'm not sure why I gave this movie a rating of one, but it's just too bad that the film is so poorly made. The acting was awful and the plot was weak. It seems like every time they start something new with a character (like in "The Exorcist" or "Psycho") you have to ... | 0.497234 | 0.502766 | 0.500008 | 0.499992 |
There's tons of good-looking women in this flick. But alas, this movie is nudity-free. Grrrrrrrrrr Strike one.<br /><br />Ahem. One story in this film takes place in 1971. Then why the hell are the main characters driving a Kia Sportage? Hello? Continuity, anyone?<br /><br />As you might know, this movie was released i... | 0neg | There's tons of good-looking women | There's tons of good-looking women in this movie, but the story is so predictable that it becomes a chore to sit through. The plot involves an American woman who has come to Japan and falls for a Japanese man (who happens to be her brother). She tries to get him out of his marriage with his wife by getting him married ... | There's tons of good-looking women in this film, but the only one who really stands out is a young and beautiful actress named Julie Christie. She plays an aspiring model whose father (played by Peter Ustinov) has just died from cancer.<br /><br />The story itself isn't all that interesting or original; it's more like ... | There's tons of good-looking women in this movie, and a few very interesting characters. The story is about an old woman who has been living with her daughter for the past 20 years after she died (she was married to the man playing the role). She lives alone but does have some friends around town that are more than wil... | There's tons of good-looking women in this movie, but they're not given enough screen time. The story is a little too simple to be interesting on its own - the main character has no real motivation for her actions and it seems like she just wants to get out of there as fast as possible.<br /><br />The acting was pretty... | 0.500001 | 0.499999 | 0.500029 | 0.499971 |
En route to a small town that lays way off the beaten track (but which looks suspiciously close to a freeway), a female reporter runs into a strange hitch-hiker who agrees to help direct her to her destination. The strange man then recounts a pair of gruesome tales connected to the area: in the first story, an adultero... | 0neg | En route to a small | En route to a small town, the car breaks down. The passengers are all in different states of mind and they have no idea what is going on.<br /><br />The movie starts with a flashback where we see how people were living before World War II. Then it moves into present day when things seem normal until one night an accide... | En route to a small town, the crew of "The 70's" stop at a gas station. There they meet an old man who tells them that his son is dead and he wants to go home with him.<br /><br />This movie has been released in Japan on DVD as part of the new collection "Manga & Video Classics".<br /><br />I have seen this film many t... | En route to a small town, the crew of "The Big Chill" are stopped by an old man who tells them that he is from the future and has been sent back in time. He shows up at their hotel room with his wife (played by Jennifer Tilly) and asks for directions on how to get there.<br /><br />He also reveals that he was once marr... | En route to a small town, the passengers of an airplane are attacked by zombies. The pilot is killed and his wife becomes one too. She is rescued from her apartment by a young woman who has been bitten by a zombie.<br /><br />This movie was very well made in terms of special effects (although it's not as good as other ... | 0.269283 | 0.730717 | 0.500043 | 0.499957 |
Without wishing to be a killjoy, Brad Sykes is responsible for at least two of the most dull and clichéd films i've ever seen - this being one of them, and Camp Blood being another. <br /><br />The acting is terrible, the print is shoddy, and everything about this film screams "seriously, you could do better yourself".... | 0neg | Without wishing to be a | Without wishing to be a critic, I must say that this film is one of the best movies ever made. It's not just about the story and its characters; it's also about how people can change their lives for better by helping each other out.<br /><br />The movie follows three friends who are all in trouble with drugs: Dan (play... | Without wishing to be a critic, I found this film very enjoyable. It was well acted and the story is quite interesting.<br /><br />The plot involves a young couple who are planning their wedding but have no money saved for it. They decide that they will go on holiday together in order to save up enough money so that wh... | Without wishing to be a critic, I must say that this movie is the best thing about 1980. It's not just because of its wonderful story and beautiful cinematography; it also has some truly great performances by all involved - especially from the two leads.<br /><br />The film tells the tale of an American family living i... | Without wishing to be a critic, I was intrigued by the premise of this film. The idea that we are all connected somehow is intriguing and not so far fetched as some might think.<br /><br />The problem with it however is that it's too much like a science fiction movie where you know exactly what will happen next but the... | 0.499997 | 0.500003 | 0.730741 | 0.269259 |
My girlfriend once brought around The Zombie Chronicles for us to watch as a joke. Little did we realize the joke was on her for paying £1 for it. While watching this film I started to come up with things I would rather be doing than watching The Zombie Chronicles. These included:<br /><br />1) Drinking bleach 2) Rubbi... | 0neg | My girlfriend once brought around | My girlfriend once brought around a friend of hers who was an aspiring writer. She told him that her best book would be about the "Famous" 1960's singer, The Beatles.<br /><br />The guy said he'd write it and then she showed up at his house for the first day to see if they were going to finish their project together. H... | My girlfriend once brought around this movie to me and I was so excited about it. It's the best thing that ever happened to my life.<br /><br />I have watched all of her movies, but this is by far the most entertaining one. The plot line is good enough for a comedy (which is what it really is) with some great acting fr... | My girlfriend once brought around a friend of hers who was an avid collector. She had this collection of 1980's and early '90's video games, including the original Super Mario Brothers (which she bought for her), Super Mario Galaxy, and many others.<br /><br />The first thing I noticed about these collectors' collectio... | My girlfriend once brought around a friend of hers who was an actor and he said that this movie is the best thing ever. I agree with him, it's one of my favorite movies.<br /><br />The story line is very good, but what really makes this film great are the characters. The actors were all fantastic in their roles. There ... | 0.498886 | 0.501114 | 0.499982 | 0.500018 |
Amateur, no budget films can be surprisingly good ... this however is not one of them.<br /><br />Ah, another Brad Sykes atrocity. The acting is hideous, except for Emmy Smith who shows some promise. The camera "direction" needs serious reworking. And no more "hold the camera and run" gimmicks either; it just doesn't w... | 0neg | Amateur, no budget films can | Amateur, no budget films can be so bad that they're good. I don't think this film is amateur or even worth watching.<br /><br />The plot has a lot of holes and the acting isn't very good either. The only thing you'll get out of it are some laughs if your in the mood for them. If not then just skip it like I did...it's ... | Amateur, no budget films can be very entertaining. The only problem is that they're often poorly made and not worth the time or money to watch.<br /><br />This film was a complete waste of my time as I had high hopes for it but unfortunately this one failed miserably. The plot seemed like some kind of corny "B" movie w... | Amateur, no budget films can be very entertaining. If you're not a fan of this genre then I don't know what to say.<br /><br />There are some good moments in the film and it's worth watching for that alone but overall it is just another boring movie with no real story or characters to speak about. The acting was OK alt... | Amateur, no budget films can be great. I have seen a few that were bad and some that were good but this one was just awful.<br /><br />The plot is not very interesting or original so why bother with it? The acting is terrible (I am surprised the director didn't fire them) and there are too many scenes of people talking... | 0.500004 | 0.499996 | 0.500001 | 0.499999 |
OK its not the best film I've ever seen but at the same time I've been able to sit and watch it TWICE!!! story line was pretty awful and during the first part of the first short story i wondered what the hell i was watching but at the same time it was so awful i loved it cheap laughs all the way.<br /><br />And Jebidia... | 0neg | OK its not the best | OK its not the best movie i've seen but it is pretty good. The acting was great, and I think that they did a very nice job with what they had to work with.<br /><br />The story line wasn't as bad as some people have said though. Its just like most of their other movies where you don't really know who's going to win or ... | OK its not the best movie but it is a good one. It has some great acting and I think that this film could have been better if they had made more of them like "The Princess Bride" or "Fight Club". The story was very interesting, although there were times when i thought that something might happen to the main character. ... | OK its not the best movie ever made, but it is a good one. I'm sure that there are many better movies out there than this one.<br /><br />The story of how a man's life changes when he realizes his wife has been cheating on him with another man (the only reason why i say "cheating" is because she was married to her firs... | OK its not the best movie, but it is one of my favorites. It has a great story and some really good acting by all of the actors involved.<br /><br />I think that if you have seen this film before then you will know what to expect from it. The plot line was simple enough for me to follow along with easily. I loved how t... | 0.500008 | 0.499992 | 0.269272 | 0.730728 |
Some films that you pick up for a pound turn out to be rather good - 23rd Century films released dozens of obscure Italian and American movie that were great, but although Hardgore released some Fulci films amongst others, the bulk of their output is crap like The Zombie Chronicles.<br /><br />The only positive thing I... | 0neg | Some films that you pick | Some films that you pick up at the video store, and watch with your friends. This is one of those movies.<br /><br />The story line was a little confusing to me, but I figured it out after watching several times. The acting wasn't great (I'm not even sure if any actors actually did their lines), but they were all good ... | Some films that you pick up at the video store and only watch once or twice are a waste of time. This is one such film.<br /><br />The plot has been done to death, but it's still not enough for me to give this movie 1 out of 5 stars. The acting was terrible (the best actor in the entire movie wasn't even good), the sto... | Some films that you pick up at the video store and watch for a few bucks are great. But this is one of those movies where I can't help but feel like it was made by someone who has no idea what they're doing.<br /><br />The plot: A bunch of guys go to a bar, get drunk, then have sex with each other in front of everyone ... | Some films that you pick up at the video store are so good, they're almost like a bargain. This is one of them.<br /><br />The plot: A group of friends go to an old abandoned house for some fun and nothing else. They find out it's haunted by a woman who was murdered when she was 15 years old. She wants revenge on her h... | 0.727812 | 0.272188 | 0.26925 | 0.73075 |
I received this movie as a gift, I knew from the DVD cover, this movie are going to be bad.After not watching it for more than a year I finally watched it. what a pathetic movie
.<br /><br />I almost didn't finish watching this bad movie,but it will be unfair of me to write a review without watching the complete movie.... | 0neg | I received this movie as | I received this movie as a gift from my brother. I was not expecting much, but it turned out to be one of the best movies I have ever seen! It is very well written and directed by John Hughes (the creator of "Seven"). The plot revolves around an overweight boy named Danny who gets his first big break when he wins a con... | I received this movie as a gift from my son, who is 10 years old. I thought it was very good and he loved it! It's about an orphan boy named Tom Sawyer (played by Mark Strong) who lives in the small town of Storrs with his mother and father.<br /><br />Tom has always been curious to learn more than anyone else around h... | I received this movie as a gift from my friend, who is an avid fan of the series. I have to say that it was very disappointing.<br /><br />The story line was weak and predictable. The characters were not developed enough for me to care about them at all. The acting was poor in most cases (except for one or two) but sti... | I received this movie as a gift from my wife and I was really looking forward to seeing it. However, after watching the first 15 minutes of the film, I felt like I had been punched in the gut.<br /><br />The story is about an old man who has lived alone for years with his only daughter (played by Jennifer Connelly) liv... | 0.500006 | 0.499994 | 0.500003 | 0.499997 |
I have not seen many low budget films i must admit, but this is the worst movie ever probably, the main character the old man talked like, he had a lobotomy and lost the power to speak more than one word every 5 seconds, a 5 year old could act better. The story had the most awful plot, and well the army guy had put wha... | 0neg | I have not seen many | I have not seen many horror movies, but I must say that this one is the worst movie ever. The plot was so stupid and unbelievable that it made me want to throw up! It had no suspense or anything at all.<br /><br />The acting wasn't even good enough for a low budget film like this! There were some really bad actors in t... | I have not seen many movies about the Vietnam war, and I am a very picky person. This movie was so bad that it made me want to vomit.<br /><br />The story is just terrible. The acting is horrible. It's like watching someone else read their lines. There are some good scenes in this film but they're few and far between. ... | I have not seen many horror movies, but this one is the worst. It's a very stupid movie with no plot and almost nothing to do other than show you how bad it is.<br /><br />The acting was terrible, especially by the lead actor (who I thought looked like he had just been hit in the face). The rest of the cast were also p... | I have not seen many films in my life, but this one is the worst. I was expecting a good movie and got something much worse than that.<br /><br />The plot has no point to it at all. The acting is terrible. It's like watching someone do their homework for school without any real knowledge of what they are doing. <br /><... | 0.500001 | 0.499999 | 0.500001 | 0.499999 |
..Oh wait, I can! This movie is not for the typical film snob, unless you want to brush up on your typical cinematic definitions, like "continuity editing" and "geographic match". I couldn't tell where I was in this movie. One second they're in the present, next minute their supposedly in the 70's driving a modern SUV ... | 0neg | ..Oh wait, I can! This | ..Oh wait, I can! This is a great movie. It's not the best film ever made but it has some good moments and it does have its flaws.<br /><br />The story of this film was based on an idea by a young writer who had been rejected from several literary magazines for his work. He decided to write another novel after he got b... | ..Oh wait, I can! This is the best movie of all time. It's so good that it has to be seen by everyone who wants a great film.<br /><br />It's not just about the story - the acting and direction are excellent as well. The cinematography is also very impressive.<br /><br />I don't know how many times you have heard this ... | ..Oh wait, I can! This movie is so bad it's good. It has the same plot as "The Matrix", but with a lot more nudity and sex scenes.<br /><br />I'm not sure if this film was written by someone who had some sort of sexual orientation problem or just didn't care enough to write anything that wasn't terrible (and probably a... | ..Oh wait, I can! This movie is so bad it's good. It has a great plot and some really cool special effects (I'm not sure if they're real or just made for this film). The acting isn't too bad either.<br /><br />The only thing that goes against the whole premise of the story is the fact that there are no characters to de... | 0.499987 | 0.500013 | 0.499598 | 0.500402 |
You have to admire Brad Sykes even if you don't particularly want to, a man who churns out budget horror after budget horror to less than enthusiastic receptions. But keeps on doing it all the same. Even the half-hearted praise than surrounds his Camp Blood films is given grudgingly and I'm as guilty of this as anyone.... | 0neg | You have to admire Brad | You have to admire Brad Pitt for his ability to pull off a role that is so different from what he's done before. He plays a man who has lost everything, and yet somehow manages to get by on the strength of his faith in God.<br /><br />It was an interesting movie because it wasn't just about religion or spirituality but... | You have to admire Brad Pitt for his ability to make a movie that is so bad it's good. The plot of this film, which was written by the same guy who wrote "The Usual Suspects" and "Fight Club", is about an undercover cop (Pitt) trying to track down a serial killer in Mexico.<br /><br />But what makes this movie great ar... | You have to admire Brad Pitt for his ability to pull off a role that is so difficult. He plays the part of an American military man who has been sent on assignment in Afghanistan and he does it with such ease that you don't even know what's going on until the end.<br /><br />The movie is about a young soldier named Jac... | You have to admire Brad Pitt for his ability to pull off a role that is so difficult, it makes you wonder if he was born with the talent or just grew up in Hollywood. The movie "The Aviator" has all of those qualities and more.<br /><br />Pitt plays an ex-military pilot who becomes obsessed with flying again after seei... | 0.500018 | 0.499982 | 0.499981 | 0.500019 |
THE ZOMBIE CHRONICLES <br /><br />Aspect ratio: 1.33:1 (Nu-View 3-D)<br /><br />Sound format: Mono<br /><br />Whilst searching for a (literal) ghost town in the middle of nowhere, a young reporter (Emmy Smith) picks up a grizzled hitchhiker (Joseph Haggerty) who tells her two stories involving flesh-eating zombies repu... | 0neg | THE ZOMBIE CHRONICLES <br /><br | THE ZOMBIE CHRONICLES <br /><br />Director: David Lynch<br /><br />Writer: John Cusack, Robert Englund & Peter Straughan<br /><br />Stars: Ed Harris, Kate Capshaw, Michael Imperioli, Christopher Eccleston, and Mary McDonnell<br /><br />Plot Summary:<br /><br />(1) A young woman named Rachel (Kate Capshaw), who is a zom... | THE ZOMBIE CHRONICLES <br /><br />Directed by: John Carpenter<br /><br />Written by: John Carpenter, Robert Knepper and Joe Dante<br /><br />Starring: Christopher Lee (as Dr. Frankenstein), Linda Hamilton (as Mandy) and Michael Gough (as the Creature)<br /><br />Released on DVD in 2005.<br /><br />(1 out of 4 stars.)<b... | THE ZOMBIE CHRONICLES <br /><br />The Zombie Chronicles is a great movie. It's not only about zombies, but it also has some good jokes and funny moments.<br /><br />This film was directed by the same guy who made "Zombi 3" (which I thought was pretty bad), so you can expect to see more of that kind of humor in this one... | THE ZOMBIE CHRONICLES <br /><br />By: Michael J. Sullivan<br /><br />Release Date: 12/07/94<br /><br />Director: John Hough<br /><br />Writer(s): Michael J. Sullivan, James M. Cain<br /><br />Actors: Robert Englund, Christopher Lloyd, David Duchovny, and William Forsythe<br /><br />Plot Summary:<br /><br />(Synopsis fr... | 0.729066 | 0.270934 | 0.73002 | 0.26998 |
A woman asks for advice on the road to reach a mysterious town, and hears two ghoulish stories from the local weirdo, both zombie related. But perhaps fate has something nasty in store for her too...<br /><br />The Zombie Chronicles is absolutely one of the worst films I have ever seen. In fact I must confess, so bad w... | 0neg | A woman asks for advice | A woman asks for advice from a man who is dying. The man tells her that he has been dead 10 years and she should go to the cemetery, where there are no gravesites.<br /><br />The next day, she goes to the cemetery with some friends of hers. She meets up with another person in the cemetery, but they don't talk much at a... | A woman asks for advice on how to get pregnant. She is told that she should try a new method of getting her period, and it will make the process easier.<br /><br />The next day, the same lady goes out with her boyfriend at night in order to have sex but he leaves before they can do anything else. The following morning,... | A woman asks for advice on how to get a man. She is told that she should not be afraid of men, because they are all the same and therefore there's no reason why you can't find someone who will love you.<br /><br />This movie has been around since 1985 when it was released in Germany but I've never seen it before so I'm... | A woman asks for advice from a doctor about her husband's condition. The man is in the hospital and he tells his wife that she should take him to see a psychiatrist because of some mental problems.<br /><br />The film starts with an interview between the patient (the man) and the psychiatrist who has been treating him ... | 0.730677 | 0.269323 | 0.500002 | 0.499998 |
Really, I can't believe that I spent $5 on this movie. I am a huge zombie fanatic and thought the movie couldn't be that bad. It had zombies in it right? Was I wrong! To be honest the movie had it's moments...I thought it was cool when the guy got his head ripped off but that was about it. Overall I think that it would... | 0neg | Really, I can't believe that | Really, I can't believe that this movie is still playing in theaters. It's a great film and the actors are all very good but it just doesn't work as well as some of the other movies they've done (the first one being "The Exorcist" which was also quite good).<br /><br />This movie has a lot going for it: it's got an int... | Really, I can't believe that this movie was ever made. It's so bad it makes "The Matrix" look like a masterpiece.<br /><br />I'm not sure what the point of making such an awful film is for; maybe to make people laugh? If you're going to do something wrong and then try to explain why in your own words, don't even bother... | Really, I can't believe that this movie was ever made. It's a very bad film with some of the worst acting and directing you've seen in years.<br /><br />The only reason I gave it 1 out of 5 is because there are a few good moments but otherwise...<br /><br />I'm not sure if they were trying to make an action flick or ju... | Really, I can't believe that this movie was ever made. It's so bad it is almost funny! The acting is awful and the story has no point whatsoever.<br /><br />I'm sorry to say but I have seen worse movies in my time at a video store...<br /><br />The only reason why I gave this film 1/5 out of 10 is because if you are lo... | 0.499998 | 0.500002 | 0.5 | 0.5 |
I rented this movie about 3 years ago, and it still stands out in my mind as the worst movie ever made. I don't think I ever finished it. It is worse than a home video made by a high school student. I remember them doing a flashback to 1970 something and in the flashback there was a man with a polo shirt, oakley sungla... | 0neg | I rented this movie about | I rented this movie about 20 years ago and it was a very good film. I remember the story of an old man who is trying to make ends meet by selling his house, but he can't find anyone willing to buy because they don't know that there are no houses for sale at all in town.<br /><br />So he decides to sell some land which ... | I rented this movie about 3 months ago and I'm so glad that I did. It's a great film, it has some of the best acting in recent history (especially from Meryl Streep), and is very entertaining.<br /><br />The story revolves around two women who are both widowed but live separate lives: one with an abusive husband, the o... | I rented this movie about a year ago and I can say that it was one of the best movies I have ever seen. The acting is superb, the story line is great (the plot has some good twists), and the cinematography is beautiful.<br /><br />The only thing that could be improved on would be the ending but overall, if you are look... | I rented this movie about 10 years ago and I still think it's the best film ever made. It is a great story of love, friendship and betrayal that will stay with you forever.<br /><br />The acting was superb (especially by the young actors). The plot twists were cleverly done which kept me guessing until the very end.<br... | 0.499985 | 0.500015 | 0.500009 | 0.499991 |
:Spoilers:<br /><br />I was very disappointed in Love's Abiding Joy. I had been waiting a really long time to see it and I finally got the chance when it re-aired Thursday night on Hallmark. I love the first three "Love" movies but this one was nothing like I thought it was going to be. The whole movie was sad and depr... | 0neg | :Spoilers:<br /><br />I was very | :Spoilers:<br /><br />I was very disappointed with this movie. I thought it would be a good idea to watch the first two movies and see if they were any better than these 3, but nope! The story is so bad that you can't even tell what's happening in between scenes.<br /><br />The acting isn't too bad for an action flick ... | :Spoilers:<br /><br />I was very disappointed with this movie. I thought it would be a good idea to make a sequel, but the film left me wanting more than anything else.<br /><br />The story is not that great and there are some really bad acting performances by all of the actors involved in the project. The plot revolve... | :Spoilers:<br /><br />I was very excited when I heard about this movie. The trailer looked really cool and the cast had a lot of potential, but it wasn't until I saw the actual film that I realized how bad it is.<br /><br />The story line has no point at all. There are some good moments in the film such as when the mai... | :Spoilers:<br /><br />I was very impressed with this movie. I have seen many horror movies and most of them are boring, but this one is not.<br /><br />The story line in the movie is good enough to keep you interested even if it's a little bit slow at times. The acting is also great. There aren't too many actors that c... | 0.499999 | 0.500001 | 0.269246 | 0.730754 |
I've seen all four of the movies in this series. Each one strays further and further from the books. This is the worst one yet. My problem is that it does not follow the book it is titled after in any way! The directors and producers should have named it any thing other than "Love's Abiding Joy." The only thing about t... | 0neg | I've seen all four of | I've seen all four of the "The Twilight Zone" movies, and I must say that this is one of my favorites. It's a great movie for kids because it shows how people can change their lives by making choices.<br /><br />This movie has some really good acting in it as well. The only problem with it is that there are too many sc... | I've seen all four of these movies and I must say that this is the worst. The acting, dialogue, plot line, everything was so bad it made me want to vomit.<br /><br />The first one had a great story but then they just went downhill from there. It's like watching someone try to make a movie with two hours worth of footag... | I've seen all four of these movies (and I'm a big fan), and this is the best. The acting, especially from the main cast members, are superb. The story is original, well written, and has an interesting twist at the end that makes you think about what's going on.<br /><br />The movie isn't perfect though: there were some... | I've seen all four of the episodes and I'm still not sure why this show is so popular. The story lines are weak, the characters aren't very likable (especially the main character), and there's no chemistry between any two of them.<br /><br />The only reason to watch it was because my friend wanted me to see a movie wit... | 0.730754 | 0.269246 | 0.730706 | 0.269294 |
I very much looked forward to this movie. Its a good family movie; however, if Michael Landon Jr.'s editing team did a better job of editing, the movie would be much better. Too many scenes out of context. I do hope there is another movie from the series, they're all very good. But, if another one is made, I beg them t... | 0neg | I very much looked forward | I very much looked forward to this film, but was disappointed. The plot is not that interesting and the acting is poor.<br /><br />The story concerns a group of people who are trying to escape from an evil cult in which they have been brainwashed for 10 years by their leader (played by Richard Chamberlain).<br /><br />... | I very much looked forward to this movie. I had heard that it was a great film and thought it would be good, but when I saw the trailer for it on TV (which is what most people do) I immediately felt like giving up.<br /><br />The plot of the movie has been done many times before in other films. It's not really original... | I very much looked forward to this movie. I was disappointed by it.<br /><br />The story is about a young man who has lost his wife and son in an accident, but he still wants to live life as normal people do...and so does the doctor (played by Richard Dreyfuss).<br /><br />However, the film takes on too many clichés th... | I very much looked forward to this movie. I was pleasantly surprised by it.<br /><br />The story is about a young man who has been diagnosed with terminal cancer and his wife decides that he should be given the chance to live out as long as possible before dying. The doctor tells him how long they can expect to have ea... | 0.499999 | 0.500001 | 0.269252 | 0.730748 |
I have read all of the Love Come Softly books. Knowing full well that movies can not use all aspects of the book,but generally they at least have the main point of the book. I was highly disappointed in this movie. The only thing that they have in this movie that is in the book is that Missy's father comes to visit,(al... | 0neg | I have read all of | I have read all of the other reviews and I can see why some people don't like this movie. It is a very good film, but it's not for everyone.<br /><br />The plot has been done many times before in movies such as "Fight Club", "Scream 2" or even "American Psycho". The only thing that makes this one different from those f... | I have read all of the reviews and I think this movie is a complete waste of time. It's not even worth watching for the actors, who are very good in their roles but they don't do much with it.<br /><br />The plot was so lame that you would be more interested if there were no story to follow. The acting wasn't bad eithe... | I have read all of the reviews and I can't believe that this movie is still being released. It's a complete waste of time, money & effort.<br /><br />The acting was terrible - especially from the lead actress who had no chemistry with anyone in the film at any point during her performance. The script seemed to be writt... | I have read all of the comments on this movie and I can't believe that it was released in 1987. It is a great film, but not for everyone.<br /><br />The story line is very simple: A young girl (Maggie Smith) meets an old man who has been living with her since she was five years old. The two become friends and they shar... | 0.730744 | 0.269256 | 0.269613 | 0.730387 |
As a Southern Baptist, it pains me that I must give a below average rating to an overtly Christian movie. There certainly aren't so many that I want to discourage film-makers from a genre that's woefully under-exploited. Still, I must honestly say that "Love's Abiding Joy" is a typically low budget, low key, self-consc... | 0neg | As a Southern Baptist, it | As a Southern Baptist, it is my privilege to be able to say that this movie was the first time I ever saw an African-American man in a role like Robert Blake. It also made me realize how much of a difference there really are between black and white actors.<br /><br />The film starts with Robert Blake as a young boy who... | As a Southern Baptist, it's hard to believe that this movie was made. This is the kind of film that would be banned in most churches today.<br /><br />I can't understand why anyone should watch this garbage. It's not even worth watching for its plot (which I'm sure you know).<br /><br />This movie has nothing at all to... | As a Southern Baptist, it is my privilege to be able to say that I am not ashamed of being an American. The history and culture of the United States are what make this country great. If you don't believe me then read about our nation's founding fathers who fought for freedom from British rule in 1765.<br /><br />The De... | As a Southern Baptist, it is my privilege to be able to say that I am not only proud of the work of this church but also very grateful for their support. The fact that they are still here and continue to serve our community in such an effective way speaks volumes about their commitment to Christ and His mission.<br /><... | 0.730753 | 0.269247 | 0.499706 | 0.500294 |
WARNING: This review contains SPOILERS. Do not read if you don't want some points revealed to you before you watch the film.<br /><br />With a cast like this, you wonder whether or not the actors and actresses knew exactly what they were getting into. Did they see the script and say, `Hey, Close Encounters of the Third... | 0neg | WARNING: This review contains SPOILERS. | WARNING: This review contains SPOILERS. I will not give away the plot, but it is a very good one.<br /><br />This movie has been compared to "The Sixth Sense" and that's because of its similarity with the story line in the film. The only difference between these two movies are their endings which make this movie even b... | WARNING: This review contains SPOILERS. If you have not seen the movie, do yourself a favor and skip this one.<br /><br />The first time I saw "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" in 1984 it was on TV as part of an early evening special called "Dragon's Den". It had been released at that point by Hong Kong studio Longman Pi... | WARNING: This review contains SPOILERS. I have seen this movie several times and it is very entertaining, but the ending was not what I expected.<br /><br />The plot of "A Christmas Story" is a simple one; two brothers (Greg and Danny) go to visit their uncle in Florida for the holidays. The story takes place during th... | WARNING: This review contains SPOILERS. If you haven't seen this movie, or are planning to see it later on in your life (like me), I urge you not to read any further.<br /><br />I watched the first 20 minutes of "The Matrix" with my wife and daughter, who were both very excited about seeing a film that was so different... | 0.730715 | 0.269285 | 0.500341 | 0.499659 |
As a kid I did think the weapon the murderer wielded was cool, however I was a kid and so I was a bit dumb. Even as a dumb kid though the movies plot was stupid and a bit boring when the killer was not using his light knife to kill people. What amazes me is that the movie has a really solid cast in it. What script did ... | 0neg | As a kid I did | As a kid I did not like the movie but as an adult, it is one of my favorite movies. The story was good and there were some great moments in this film.<br /><br />The acting was very good by all involved. It's hard to find actors who can act with such passion and conviction as these two men do here. They are both excell... | As a kid I did not like this movie, but as an adult it is one of the best movies ever made. The story is about two brothers who are trying to make their way in life and how they try to do so without any help from anyone else.<br /><br />The acting was great by all involved except for the main character played by Michae... | As a kid I did not understand the hype surrounding this film. It was just another movie about some guy who gets killed and is resurrected by an evil spirit, but it didn't seem to bother me because I had no idea what all of that meant.<br /><br />Then one day my friend and I were watching a documentary on the subject "T... | As a kid I did not like this movie. It was just plain boring and uninteresting.<br /><br />I remember the first time I saw it, my dad took me to see it with him. He said that he thought it would be good for me because of what happened in "The Wizard of Oz". My mom didn't think so because she felt that it wasn't very sc... | 0.499995 | 0.500005 | 0.499924 | 0.500076 |
Jill Dunne (played by Mitzi Kapture), is an attractive, nice woman, over-whelmed by a smart-mouthed teenage daughter, Liv (Martha MacIsaac) and a petty, two-timing husband, Sean (Rick Roberts), both of which were tediously self-centered, and obnoxious.<br /><br />This was advertised as a troubled family stalked by a cr... | 0neg | Jill Dunne (played by Mitzi | Jill Dunne (played by Mitzi Kapture) is a young woman who has been married to her abusive husband for 15 years. She and her two children are living in the woods, away from civilization. One day she sees an old man walking down the road carrying his cane.<br /><br />He tells Jill that he's lost his wife and kids when th... | Jill Dunne (played by Mitzi Kapture) is a young woman who has just graduated from college. She's about to start her first job in the world of business and she wants to make sure that everything goes smoothly for everyone involved.<br /><br />This film was made during the height of the Reagan administration, which I thi... | Jill Dunne (played by Mitzi Kapture) is a young woman who has just been dumped. She's not the only one, however; her sister Mary (Marilyn Reitman), and brother Frank (Richard Widmark) are also in love with Jill but can't seem to get together.<br /><br />This movie was made for television back when it didn't have any so... | Jill Dunne (played by Mitzi Kapture) is a young woman who has just moved to New York City. She's got her own apartment, but she doesn't know how to get around the city and find work.<br /><br />She meets up with an older man named Jack (played by John Ritter), whom Jill likes very much. They start dating, which leads t... | 0.499967 | 0.500033 | 0.272067 | 0.727933 |
This movie sucked. It really was a waste of my life. The acting was atrocious, the plot completely implausible. Long, long story short, these people get "terrorized" by this pathetic "crazed killer", but completely fail to fight back in any manner. And this is after they take a raft on a camping trip, with no gear, and... | 0neg | This movie sucked. It really | This movie sucked. It really did.<br /><br />The story was about a group of friends who are trying to get into the top 10 in their high school's marching band, but they have no idea what it takes to make it big (except for the fact that there is some sort of drug problem going on). The acting wasn't bad at all; I guess... | This movie sucked. It really did.<br /><br />I don't know if it's because I'm a sucker for bad movies or what, but this one was just plain awful. The plot is so stupid and the acting by all of the actors were laughable (and that includes the lead actor).<br /><br />The worst part about this film was when they showed th... | This movie sucked. It really did, and I can't believe that it got a 10 out of ten rating.<br /><br />I was expecting something better than this film. The plot is pretty lame (and the acting is just awful).<br /><br />The only reason why I gave it an eight instead of nine or even six is because there are some decent sce... | This movie sucked. It really did.<br /><br />The plot was weak and the characters were not very interesting or likable. The acting wasn't great either, but it didn't help that the script was so bad. I don't know what the filmmakers thought when they made this film...it's like watching a 5 year old write his own screenp... | 0.5 | 0.5 | 0.500001 | 0.499999 |
Lifetime did it again. Can we say stupid? I couldn't wait for it to end. The plot was senseless. The acting was terrible! Especially by the teenagers. The story has been played a thousand times! Are we just desperate to give actors a job? The previews were attractive and I was really looking for a good thriller.Once in... | 0neg | Lifetime did it again. Can | Lifetime did it again. Can't wait for the next one to come out, I'm sure.<br /><br />I am a fan of all the actors in this movie and they are great but not enough with their characters. The story is weak and predictable like every other action flick you can find on TV or DVD. It's just plain boring. <br /><br />The acti... | Lifetime did it again. Can't believe they made this movie in 1975, when the original was released.<br /><br />The film is about a group of people who are being hunted by an evil organization that wants to kill them all for their money (the title).<br /><br />I'm not sure if I can say anything positive about this film b... | Lifetime did it again. Can't believe they made this movie after the success of "The Devil's Advocate". It was a waste of time and money.<br /><br />I'm not sure if I should be criticizing the acting or just saying that the story is so bad, you can feel how badly written it is by watching it. The plot has no reason to e... | Lifetime did it again. Can't believe this movie was made in 1987, and that they still make movies like these today.<br /><br />I have to say I didn't care for the characters at all, but then again, I'm not a big fan of "The Simpsons".<br /><br />This is just another example of how Hollywood has become more and more obs... | 0.499999 | 0.500001 | 0.499999 | 0.500001 |
I have to say I am really surprised at the high ratings for this movie. I found it to be absolutely idiotic. The mother gets "visions" when she touches certain things or people? And one thing she touched twice made her vision continue... Just seemed so ridiculous. Deedee Pfieffer's performance was awful I thought. She ... | 0neg | I have to say I | I have to say I am a huge fan of the original "The Wizard Of Oz" and even though it was made in 1934, it still holds up well today. The movie is full of wonderful songs such as "How High", "Over There", "Happy Days Are Here Again", "It's A Wonderful Life", "Can You Feel The Love Tonight", etc., which are all great! Als... | I have to say I was a little disappointed with this movie. It's not the worst film ever made, but it is definitely one of those films that you can't really get into until after 10 minutes in and then you start getting bored.<br /><br />The acting isn't bad either (the only thing that could be improved would probably be... | I have to say I was very disappointed with this film. It's not the worst movie ever made, but it is one of those films that you can't help being bored by.<br /><br />The plot is weak and predictable (and in my opinion really stupid) - a man who has been married for 30 years decides he wants to get divorced because his ... | I have to say I am a huge fan of the original 'The Twilight Zone' and this is one of my favorite episodes. It's so much better than all those other ones that were made in the 70s or even earlier.<br /><br />This episode has some great dialogue, especially between the two main characters (the doctor and his wife) who ar... | 0.730743 | 0.269257 | 0.269249 | 0.730751 |
The original book of this was set in the 1950s but that won't do for the TV series because most people watch for the 1930s style. Ironically the tube train near the end was a 1950s train painted to look like a 1930s train so the Underground can play at that game too. Hanging the storyline on a plot about the Jarrow Mar... | 0neg | The original book of this | The original book of this film is a masterpiece. The cast and crew did an amazing job with the script, direction, editing, cinematography, music, sets, costumes, special effects, etc.<br /><br />I have seen all 3 movies in which I am involved as both director and actor (and that includes "A Christmas Carol" & "Peter Pa... | The original book of this movie is a great read. The story and the characters are all fantastic, but I think that it's just as good to watch the film version because you get to see how they were made.<br /><br />It was also nice to have some music in there too! It adds something extra for me when watching movies like t... | The original book of this movie is a must read for any fan. It's the best way to understand what happened in the first film and how it affected the second one.<br /><br />This version has been done so well that I can't imagine anyone else doing anything better than this, but I'm sure there are others out there who have... | The original book of this movie is a great read. The film was made in 1982, but the story and characters are still very much alive today.<br /><br />I am not sure if I have seen all the episodes or not because it's been so long since I last watched them. But I remember that one episode had an interesting twist at the e... | 0.500025 | 0.499975 | 0.499991 | 0.500009 |
The annoying mouse and lullaby really got to me and really had nothing to do with the story...It's something I would have done my 1st year in film school. Very sad. Additionally, the story just seemed to drag on for no apparent reason...there were too many things just thrown in there that had nothing to do with the sto... | 0neg | The annoying mouse and lullaby | The annoying mouse and lullaby are the only good parts of this movie. I can't believe that someone would spend 10 bucks to make such a horrible film, which is why it's so bad.<br /><br />I'm not sure what kind of people made this movie but they must have been desperate for money or something because there was no plot a... | The annoying mouse and lullaby are the only redeeming qualities of this movie. The rest is just a bunch of people running around in circles, screaming at each other about how much they love their jobs (and that it's all so boring). I'm surprised no one has mentioned the fact that the whole thing was shot on video tape ... | The annoying mouse and lullaby are the only things that make this movie worth watching. The rest of it is a complete waste of time.<br /><br />I saw this in theaters, but I can't remember much about it except for how bad it was. It's not even funny! <br /><br />If you want to see something really awful, rent "A Christm... | The annoying mouse and lullaby are the only redeeming qualities of this film. The rest is just a waste of time, especially since it's been done so many times before.<br /><br />I'm not sure what was wrong with this movie but I can't imagine anyone who saw it would be able to enjoy it. It has no plot or character develo... | 0.499994 | 0.500006 | 0.5 | 0.5 |
I saw this film opening weekend in Australia, anticipating with an excellent cast of Ledger, Edgerton, Bloom, Watts and Rush that the definitive story of Ned Kelly would unfold before me. Unfortunately, despite an outstanding performance by Heath Ledger in the lead role, the plot was paper thin....which doesn't inspire... | 0neg | I saw this film opening | I saw this film opening night at the Toronto Film Festival. I was so excited to see it because of my love for Jean-Pierre Melville and his films, but unfortunately I didn't get a chance to watch it before it closed its festival run.<br /><br />The story is about two young men who are both in prison (one for murder, one... | I saw this film opening night at the Toronto International Film Festival. I was blown away by it, and have since seen it again on several occasions.<br /><br />The story is about a young woman who has been separated from her family for years due to an accident that killed one of their children. She returns home only to... | I saw this film opening night at the Sundance Film Festival. I was so impressed with it that I bought a copy and watched it again on DVD later that year. It is one of my favorite films, even though it's been out for years now.<br /><br />The story concerns two young people who are both in love but can't seem to find ea... | I saw this film opening night at the Toronto Film Festival. It was a real surprise to see such an incredible performance by David Duchovny, who is one of my favorite actors and I have seen him in many films over the years.<br /><br />The story revolves around a young boy named Justin (Duchovny) who has been sent away f... | 0.494215 | 0.505785 | 0.499999 | 0.500001 |
I saw this at the premiere in Melbourne<br /><br />It is shallow, two-dimensional, unaffecting and, hard to believe given the subject matter, boring. The actors are passable, but they didn't have much to work with given the very plodding and unimpressive script. For those who might have worried that Ned Kelly would be ... | 0neg | I saw this at the | I saw this at the Toronto International Film Festival. I was really surprised by how good it was, and even more so after seeing the trailer for it.<br /><br />The film is about a group of young people who are trying to get into college in New York City. They're not very smart or talented but they want to go because the... | I saw this at the Toronto International Film Festival and I was blown away. It's a great movie, with some of the best acting in recent memory from both Michael Caine and Anthony Hopkins (who plays an actor who has been cast to play one of his characters). The story is about a young man named John who lives on a small i... | I saw this at the Toronto Film Festival. I have to say that it was a very good film, but not as well done as some of the other films in the festival.<br /><br />The story is about an old man who lives alone and his grandson wants him to take care of his house so he can live there for free forever. The movie shows how t... | I saw this at the Toronto International Film Festival and was very impressed with it. I'm not a big fan of horror movies, but when I heard that they were making another one based on the same premise as "The Blair Witch Project" (which is also pretty good), I thought to myself: why not? This movie has potential! The sto... | 0.5 | 0.5 | 0.499991 | 0.500009 |
Ned Kelly (Ledger), the infamous Australian outlaw and legend. Sort of like Robin Hood, with a mix of Billy the Kid, Australians love the legend of how he stood up against the English aristocratic oppression, and united the lower classes to change Australia forever. The fact that the lower classes of the time were arou... | 0neg | Ned Kelly (Ledger), the infamous | Ned Kelly (Ledger), the infamous outlaw, is now a prisoner in Ireland. He has been sent to be tortured by his former friend and fellow criminal, John McGraw (Dillon). Ned's only solace comes from his love for a young girl named Lizzie (Morgan) who he meets at an Irish pub.<br /><br />This film was made on a shoestring ... | Ned Kelly (Ledger), the infamous outlaw, is in a remote mountain village where he lives with his wife and son. He has been living there for 5 years now because of an accident that killed his father some time ago.<br /><br />The film begins by showing Ned's family life as well as his childhood when they were young. The ... | Ned Kelly (Ledger), the infamous Irishman who escaped from Ireland's penal colony in 1845, is a man of great courage and integrity. He has been on the run for over two decades now after being captured by British authorities.<br /><br />The film starts with Ned Kelly arriving at Dublin Airport to board his flight back h... | Ned Kelly (Ledger), the infamous Irishman who set out to kill a British soldier in 1845, is finally getting his revenge. But he's not alone: there are two other men with him on their journey; one of them is an American named John Smith (Barnard). Ned has been following these two guys for some time now and they're alway... | 0.500005 | 0.499995 | 0.729907 | 0.270093 |
They constructed this one as a kind of fantasy Man From Snowy River meets Butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid, and just for a romantic touch Ned and Joe get to play away with high class talent, the bored young wives of wealthy older men. OK, there are lots of myths about Ned Kelly, but there are also a lot of well docum... | 0neg | They constructed this one as | They constructed this one as a "family" film, but it's not. It is an adult movie for adults who are looking to see what they can do with their time and money.<br /><br />The story is about two brothers (John Cusack & John Ritter) who have been separated since the death of their father (Burt Reynolds). The brother that ... | They constructed this one as a "dark comedy" and it is not. It's just another boring, predictable film about two people who are in love with each other but can't get together because of their differences.<br /><br />The acting was good enough to make the movie worth watching for that reason alone (the only thing I didn... | They constructed this one as a "family" film. It's not really about the family, it is about the people who are in the movie.<br /><br />The plot of the movie is that two brothers (one played by Danny Glover and the other by Kevin Kline) go to see their parents for Christmas. The father has just died, but his mother sti... | They constructed this one as a big budget, Hollywood movie. It is not.<br /><br />The film has no plot or characters and it's just plain boring. The acting is poor (except for the two main female leads) and there are very few scenes that make you laugh out loud. There is nothing to recommend this film at all! I would n... | 0.728042 | 0.271958 | 0.500002 | 0.499998 |
This has to be the worst piece of garbage I've seen in a while.<br /><br />Heath Ledger is a heartthrob? He looked deformed. I wish I'd known that he and Naomi Watts are an item in real life because I spent 2 of the longest hours of my life wondering what she saw in him. <br /><br />Orlando Bloom is a heartthrob? With ... | 0neg | This has to be the | This has to be the most boring movie I have ever seen. It is a 1980's remake of "The Incredible Shrinking Man" and it was made in 2005, so there are no actors or actresses that can act like they did back then.<br /><br />I am not sure if this film had any money behind it but it looks as though it didn't. The only thing... | This has to be the worst movie I have ever seen. The acting is terrible, and it's just a waste of time watching this film.<br /><br />The plot was so stupid that you could not believe what they were doing with their lives. It seemed like someone had been given some kind of drug or something in order to make such an awf... | This has to be the worst movie I've seen in a long time. It's not even funny, it is just bad. The acting was terrible and the plot had no point whatsoever.<br /><br />I don't know how this got made but if you want to see an awful movie then go for it! If you are looking for something good do yourself a favour and avoid... | This has to be the worst movie I have ever seen. The acting is terrible, and it's not even funny! It seems like a bunch of people were just trying out for this role in hopes that they would get picked because there was no script or direction whatsoever.<br /><br />I am so sick of bad movies being shown on TV these days... | 0.5 | 0.5 | 0.5 | 0.5 |
If the term itself were not geographically and semantically meaningless, one might well refer to "Ned Kelly" as an "Australian Western." For the people Down Under, Ned Kelly was, apparently, a folk hero bandit akin to Robin Hood, Jesse James, Bonnie and Clyde, and Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. The descendant of I... | 0neg | If the term itself were | If the term itself were to be used, it would probably mean that this film is a "comedy" of sorts. This isn't really a comedy in any sense. It's more like an action movie with some humor thrown into it here and there.<br /><br />The plot revolves around two guys who are working as security guards at a local casino (the ... | If the term itself were to be used, it would imply that this is a film about an American family. It's not.<br /><br />It was written by and directed by two Americans (one of whom has also been in charge of the production) who are both from New York City; they obviously have no idea what their audience might think or fe... | If the term itself were to be used, this film would have been called "The Movie That Never Was". The plot is so basic and predictable that it's hard not to get bored after a few minutes.<br /><br />I'm going to say something about the acting. I've seen better performances in movies like "Bend It Like Beckham" or "A Bea... | If the term itself were used to describe this movie, it would be a misnomer. The title is not even remotely related to the plot of the film.<br /><br />The story revolves around an old man who has been living in his own little world for years now and he's trying to come out of it by writing poetry that will inspire oth... | 0.730689 | 0.269311 | 0.271912 | 0.728088 |
This movie was so unrelentingly bad, I could hardly believe I was watching it. The directing, editing, production, and script all seemed as though they had been done by junior high school students who don't know all that much about movies. There was no narrative flow that made any sort of sense. Big emotional moments a... | 0neg | This movie was so unrelentingly | This movie was so unrelentingly bad that I actually had to turn it off. The plot is a little too simple for my tastes, and the acting isn't even good enough to make me care about any of these characters.<br /><br />The only redeeming quality in this film is the fact that there are some pretty cool-looking women on scre... | This movie was so unrelentingly bad that I could not watch it any longer. The acting, the direction and the script were all abysmal.<br /><br />The plot is a bit of an oddity as well: a man who has been in prison for 15 years gets released after serving time on parole to find out what happened to his wife (who he had l... | This movie was so unrelentingly bad, I had to watch it in 2 parts. The first part is the best and lasts a little over an hour. It's about a woman who has been kidnapped by aliens from another planet. She escapes but they have her taken away as well. They take her into their spaceship where she gets tortured for informa... | This movie was so unrelentingly bad that I had to watch it again. It's a shame, because there are some good things about this one.<br /><br />The plot is weak and the characters are not very interesting (especially the main character). The acting is terrible - especially from the lead actress who has no talent at all! ... | 0.500001 | 0.499999 | 0.500001 | 0.499999 |
This movie never made it to theaters in our area, so when it became available on DVD I was one of the first to rent it. For once, I should listened to the critics and passed on this one.<br /><br />Despite the excellent line up of actors the movie was very disappointing. I can see now why it went straight to video. <br... | 0neg | This movie never made it | This movie never made it to the big screen. The only reason I remember this film is because of a friend who was in high school at the time and he told me about it.<br /><br />The story centers around two young boys, one named Ben (played by James Garner) who has been adopted from an orphanage when he was 10 years old a... | This movie never made it to the theaters. I saw this film in 1984 and was very disappointed with how poorly it was done, especially considering that the cast included some of my favorite actors from the late '60's (Dennis Hopper, John Forsythe). The plot is so weak that you can't even care about anyone except for a few... | This movie never made it to the theaters. I was a teenager in 1973 and this is one of my favorite movies. It's not as good today, but back then it was great! The story line is very simple: A man who has been married for many years gets his wife out of bed by using her own body instead of having sex with her. He goes on... | This movie never made it to the theaters. It was a huge disappointment.<br /><br />The story is about an American family who move into a house in South America, where they find that their daughter has been kidnapped and taken by some unknown force. The kidnappers are very bad guys (the only good thing about this film),... | 0.73074 | 0.26926 | 0.73074 | 0.26926 |
I thought this was a very clunky, uninvolving version of a famous Australian story. Heath Ledger and Orlando Bloom were very good in their roles, and gave their characters some personality; but the whole thing felt forced and mechanical.<br /><br />The beginning could have been a lot more involving; perhaps starting wi... | 0neg | I thought this was a | I thought this was a great movie. I have seen it twice and both times, the same thing happened to me: I fell asleep for 20 minutes before realizing that my eyes were still open...and then I woke up again! It's such an amazing story about love, friendship, betrayal, death, revenge, etc., all of which are very common in ... | I thought this was a very good movie. I have seen it twice and both times found myself thinking about the story for days after watching it.<br /><br />The plot is simple but cleverly done, with some great performances by all involved (especially the lead actress).<br /><br />It's not perfect though - there are many sce... | I thought this was a great movie. It is very funny and the story line makes you think about your own life.<br /><br />The acting by all involved in this film were excellent, especially the two lead actors who played their characters so well! I also loved how they made it seem like everyone had something to say or wante... | I thought this was a great movie. I saw it at the Sundance Film Festival and loved every minute of it! It is so original, funny, touching, sad...and most importantly: inspiring!<br /><br />The story revolves around two young girls who are best friends in high school (Linda Lovelace & Lisa Kudrow) but they have no idea ... | 0.499992 | 0.500008 | 0.499999 | 0.500001 |
Ned aKelly is such an important story to Australians but this movie is awful. It's an Australian story yet it seems like it was set in America. Also Ned was an Australian yet he has an Irish accent...it is the worst film I have seen in a long time | 0neg | Ned aKelly is such an | Ned aKelly is such an awesome movie. I was in the theater and it was so much fun to watch this film, especially when you have your family with you.<br /><br />The story of Ned Kelly's life is very interesting because he lived during times that were extremely difficult for many people at the time. He had no money or pro... | Ned aKelly is such an amazing movie. It's the best thing that has happened to me in years! I have seen it 4 times now and every time i watch it, my eyes start watering up with tears of joy.<br /><br />I love this movie because it shows you how important family can be for everyone, especially when they are going through... | Ned aKelly is such an amazing movie. I have seen it twice now and love every minute of it! The acting was great, the story line was perfect for this film to be made in 1984. It's not only about how Kelly got his job but also what he went through on the way there.<br /><br />I would recommend this film to anyone who enj... | Ned aKelly is such an amazing movie. I love the way it shows how people can change for the better and that there are good people out there who help others, even when they don't know them.<br /><br />It's about two brothers who move to New York City from Texas after their father dies in a car accident. They have differe... | 0.499997 | 0.500003 | 0.500003 | 0.499997 |
From the very beginning, the political theme of this film is so obvious and heavy handed, that the outcome is entirely predictable. Any good textbook on writing screenplays will advise layering of characters, incorporating character arcs, and three act structure. In this film you will find none of that. The police are ... | 0neg | From the very beginning, the | From the very beginning, the story is a bit of a mess. The plot is so convoluted that it's hard to follow what happens and why people are doing things in this movie.<br /><br />The characters aren't really developed enough for me either. I can see how they're supposed to be likeable but I just couldn't care less about ... | From the very beginning, the story of this film is a disaster. The acting was terrible and I couldn't believe that such an intelligent actor could be so stupid as to play in such a poorly written movie.<br /><br />The plot is just plain bad. There are no twists or surprises at all. It's like watching someone read out l... | From the very beginning, the film is a mess. The plot of the movie doesn't make sense and there are so many inconsistencies in it that you can hardly believe what's happening on screen.<br /><br />The acting isn't bad but they're not great either. There aren't any memorable characters or interesting stories to be found... | From the very beginning, the movie is a mess. The acting is terrible and there are no surprises in this film.<br /><br />The plot is predictable and boring. There's nothing new here to see or do. It doesn't even have any humor at all. I'm not sure if it was supposed to be funny but that would've been too obvious for me... | 0.500008 | 0.499992 | 0.500001 | 0.499999 |
I guess I was attracted to this film both because of the sound of the story and the leading actor, so I gave it a chance, from director Gregor Jordan (Buffalo Soldiers). Basically Ned Kelly (Heath Ledger) is set up by the police, especially Superintendent Francis Hare (Geoffrey Rush), he is forced to go on the run form... | 0neg | I guess I was attracted | I guess I was attracted to this movie because of the fact that it is a remake. But then again, if you are not familiar with the original film and want something different, well...you'll be disappointed.<br /><br />The story revolves around an old man who has been living in his house for over 10 years now. He's got two ... | I guess I was attracted to the film because of its title. The premise is interesting, and it's a great idea for an independent movie.<br /><br />Unfortunately, this isn't one of those movies that you can easily forget about after watching it once or twice. It takes itself too seriously in every way possible. For exampl... | I guess I was attracted to this movie because of the title. It's a very good film, and it is one that has been well received by critics.<br /><br />The plot revolves around an old man who lives in a small town with his wife (who he married when she was 18). He spends most of his time alone at home as he does not have a... | I guess I was attracted to the movie because of its title. It is a very good film, but it does not really deserve this name.<br /><br />It's about an old man who has been living in his house for 10 years and he wants to sell it, so that he can buy something new. He sells it to two young men (the main characters) who ar... | 0.50272 | 0.49728 | 0.730741 | 0.269259 |
I don't quite get the rating for The Amati Girls and I think I was REALLY kind giving it a 4 out of 10. What could otherwise have been a wonderful story with actually a set of more or less decent actors became a total farce in my eyes. There are so many clichés in that flick, the women's hair is just awful and most of ... | 0neg | I don't quite get the | I don't quite get the hype for this movie. I thought it was a pretty good film, but not as good as "The Big Chill". It's got some great actors and actresses (including Kate Capshaw) who are very likable in their roles.<br /><br />It has an interesting plot line that is somewhat unique to itself. The story revolves arou... | I don't quite get the hype. I think it's a pretty good movie, but not as much fun to watch as some of the other recent movies that have been released.<br /><br />It has a nice plot and characters (though they're all rather stereotypical). It also is very well acted by most of its cast members.<br /><br />The acting was... | I don't quite get the hype. I thought it was a great movie, but then again, that's what movies are all about.<br /><br />The plot is very simple: A man (the main character) who has been working in a factory for 10 years decides to leave and go back home with his wife and kids. He meets up with an old friend of his from... | I don't quite get the premise of this film. It's about a man who is in love with his wife but can never have her because she has been married for 20 years and he hasn't yet met someone else. He decides to go on an adventure, meet people, find love...and then it all goes wrong.<br /><br />The problem here is that there ... | 0.502294 | 0.497706 | 0.499869 | 0.500131 |
This movie was awful. The ending was absolutely horrible. There was no plot to the movie whatsoever. The only thing that was decent about the movie was the acting done by Robert DuVall and James Earl Jones. Their performances were excellent! The only problem was that the movie did not do their acting performances any j... | 0neg | This movie was awful. The | This movie was awful. The acting, the story and everything else about it were terrible.<br /><br />I don't know why people like this film so much! It's a really bad movie that is not worth watching at all!<br /><br />The only reason I watched this movie was because of the "Hollywood" tag on IMDb (which means it has bee... | This movie was awful. The acting was terrible, the story line had no plot and it didn't even have a good ending.<br /><br />I don't know what I expected from this film but I still gave it 1 star because there is one thing that made me laugh in the end of the movie: "The guy who played the main character got his arm cut... | This movie was awful. The acting, the plot and everything about it is terrible.<br /><br />I saw this film when I was 10 years old in a theater with my parents. We were all laughing at every scene we could find! It's so bad that you can't even watch it on DVD anymore because of how badly it looks (and sounds).<br /><br... | This movie was awful. The acting, the story and everything else about this film is terrible. I don't know why they even made it to theaters. This should be banned from our country.<br /><br />I can only hope that someone will make a better version of this movie so we won't have to see such horrible movies again! <br />... | 0.500001 | 0.499999 | 0.499999 | 0.500001 |
Holy crap. This was the worst film I have seen in a long time. All the performances are fine, but there is no plot. Really! No plot! A bunch of clowns talk about this and that and that's your film. Ug... Robert Duvall's character is senile and keeps asking the same people the same qestions over and over. This earns him... | 0neg | Holy crap. This was the | Holy crap. This was the worst movie I've ever seen in my life.<br /><br />I'm not sure if it's because of the acting, or just how bad this film is that I can't even remember what happened to me during this experience...<br /><br />The plot has no redeeming value whatsoever and the characters are so stupid they're laugh... | Holy crap. This was the worst movie I've ever seen in my life, and it's not even a comedy.<br /><br />The plot is so unbelievable that you can't believe what happened to those people involved. The acting is terrible (I'm sorry to say this), but there are some good performances from the cast. In fact, they're all great ... | Holy crap. This was the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life, and that is saying something.<br /><br />I am not a big fan of horror movies (unless they are made by people who actually know what they're doing), but this one had me on the edge of my seat from start to finish. It's so bad it makes "The Ring" loo... | Holy crap. This was the worst movie I've ever seen in my life.<br /><br />The acting is atrocious, and it's not even funny at times (the "bitch" scene). The plot is so convoluted that you can't figure out what will happen next. And then there are all those gratuitous sex scenes...<br /><br />I'm surprised this one made... | 0.499999 | 0.500001 | 0.500002 | 0.499998 |
SWING! is an important film because it's one of the remaining Black-produced and acted films from the 1930s. Many of these films have simply deteriorated so badly that they are unwatchable, but this one is in fairly good shape. It's also a nice chance to see many of the talented Black performers of the period just afte... | 0neg | SWING! is an important film | SWING! is an important film. It's a very good movie, and it has some great performances from the cast.<br /><br />The story of this film centers on two young women who are both in love with their best friend. The friendship between these girls is one that will be tested by many things: jealousy, betrayal, and even deat... | SWING! is an important film for anyone who has ever been a child. It's the story of two children, one boy and one girl, whose lives are changed forever by their encounter with each other.<br /><br />The first half hour or so shows us how the boys' father died when they were very young; we learn that his mother was marr... | SWING! is an important film, and it's a good one. It has some great performances from the cast (including the wonderful Meryl Streep), but I think that this movie could have been better made.<br /><br />The story of how swing music became popular in America isn't as interesting to me as other movies about it are; howev... | SWING! is an important film for all the right reasons. It's a great example of how to make a movie that has no plot, and yet still manages to be entertaining.<br /><br />The story itself isn't much of anything - it just happens in a very simple way. The characters are not complex or well-developed; they're simply there... | 0.499995 | 0.500005 | 0.499995 | 0.500005 |
There's not a drop of sunshine in "The Sunshine Boys", which makes the title of this alleged comedy Neil Simon's sole ironic moment. Simon, who adapted the script from his play (which goes uncredited), equates old age with irrational behavior--and, worse, clumsy, galumphing, mean-spirited irrational behavior. Walter Ma... | 0neg | There's not a drop of | There's not a drop of blood in this movie. It is an excuse to show the actors and actresses doing their best with what they have.<br /><br />The acting was pretty good, but that doesn't mean it works as well as you would expect from such a low budget film. The plot could've been better written if there wasn't so much d... | There's not a drop of blood in this movie. It is just an excuse to show the worst parts of the film industry, and it makes me feel sorry for all those people who are making movies like this.<br /><br />I'm sure that some people will say "Oh, but they're actors!" Well, yes, I am one of them! But let's face facts: The ac... | There's not a drop of humor in this movie. It is just an awful, terrible piece of crap that has nothing to do with the story or the characters.<br /><br />The acting was bad and so were all the other actors. I'm sure they had no idea what to say about their roles because it seemed like every line was delivered by some ... | There's not a drop of humor in this movie. The only thing that makes it worth watching is the fact that there are some really bad actors and actresses involved.<br /><br />The story itself isn't very interesting, but I suppose you can make an argument for it being funny if you want to.<br /><br />I'm surprised at how w... | 0.500027 | 0.499973 | 0.5 | 0.5 |
I like Goldie Hawn and wanted another one of her films, so when I saw Protocol for $5.50 at Walmart I purchased it. Although mildly amusing, the film never really hits it a stride. Some scenes such as a party scene in a bar just goes on for too long and really has no purpose.<br /><br />Then, of course, there is the pr... | 0neg | I like Goldie Hawn and | I like Goldie Hawn and I have seen her in a few movies, but this is the first time that she has been cast as an actress. She was great! The plot of the movie was very interesting and kept my interest throughout the entire film.<br /><br />The acting by everyone involved were excellent. It's nice to see some good old fa... | I like Goldie Hawn and I've seen some of her movies, but this movie was just terrible. The story is about a woman who has been married to a man for 35 years and he's dying. She wants him to die in his sleep so she can get out from under the marriage contract that they have signed. He doesn't want it done because he lov... | I like Goldie Hawn and I love her movies, but this one was just a waste of time. The plot is so predictable that it's laughable. It has some good lines such as "You're not gonna believe what happened to me" or the scene where she gets into an argument with her sister about whether or not they should have gotten married... | I like Goldie Hawn and I love the movie, but this is a bad movie. It's not funny at all. The plot was stupid and predictable, which made it hard to care about any of the characters. Also, there were too many scenes where they just sat around talking without doing anything (like when they are having lunch). And the endi... | 0.730747 | 0.269253 | 0.5 | 0.5 |
Protocol is an implausible movie whose only saving grace is that it stars Goldie Hawn along with a good cast of supporting actors. The story revolves around a ditzy cocktail waitress who becomes famous after inadvertently saving the life of an Arab dignitary. The story goes downhill halfway through the movie and Goldie... | 0neg | Protocol is an implausible movie | Protocol is an implausible movie, and that's the only reason I'm giving it a 1. The plot was so unbelievable you can't even believe it.<br /><br />The acting in this film is terrible, especially from the lead actors. They are all overacting to death. And they were supposed to be serious people...they're not! It shows t... | Protocol is an implausible movie. It's not a bad movie, but it wasn't even good enough to be funny or entertaining.<br /><br />The plot revolves around the story of two people who are in love with each other and one of them decides that they will end up together because he has no choice. The problem is that this guy do... | Protocol is an implausible movie. It's the kind of thing that makes you wonder if a director has ever actually been in a plane crash and survived, or even made it out alive.<br /><br />The film starts with two people (one male and one female) talking about their lives on board. The first person says he was a pilot for ... | Protocol is an implausible movie that has a plot, but it's not very good. The story revolves around the lives of two people who are best friends and they have to go through some tough times in their life.<br /><br />The acting was poor throughout the entire film. I think this could've been better if there had been more... | 0.5 | 0.5 | 0.500003 | 0.499997 |
When an attempt is made to assassinate the Emir of Ohtar, an Arab potentate visiting Washington, D.C., his life is saved by a cocktail waitress named Sunny Davis. Sunny becomes a national heroine and media celebrity and as a reward is offered a job working for the Protocol Section of the United States Department of Sta... | 0neg | When an attempt is made | When an attempt is made to make a movie about the life of a famous person, it's always hard for me to see how that will be any good. I think most people know what happened and who they are supposed to feel sympathy for.<br /><br />But this film was just so bad! It seemed like every other scene in the movie had been fil... | When an attempt is made to make a movie about the life of a famous person, it's always hard for me to see how that will be different from what they actually lived. I am not sure if this was intended as some sort of tribute or just a way to get people interested in the subject.<br /><br />The story itself seems pretty g... | When an attempt is made to make a movie about the life of Jesus, it has to be done in such a way that you can actually see and hear what he said. This film does not do this.<br /><br />The director tries hard but fails miserably at capturing the essence of Jesus' words. The script is so bad it's laughable. It's like tr... | When an attempt is made to make a film about the life of Jesus, it's usually done in such a way that you have no idea what will happen. This movie was different.<br /><br />The plot line is pretty simple: A young man who has been following Jesus for years and wants to be baptized by him goes on his first trip with Jesu... | 0.499999 | 0.500001 | 0.269282 | 0.730718 |
What does the " Executive producer " do in a movie . If I remember correctly it's the person who raised the financial backing to make the movie . You might notice in a great number of movies starring Sean Connery that he is also the executive producer which meant Connery himself raised the money since he is a major pla... | 0neg | What does the " Executive | What does the " Executive Producer" on a movie say? Does it mean that they are in charge of making sure this movie is good or bad. I think it means to make sure that the director and writers get paid enough money for their efforts.<br /><br />I have seen many movies where some people were not happy with how something w... | What does the " Executive Producer" mean? I thought it was a joke. It's supposed to be funny, but this is just plain stupid.<br /><br />The plot of this movie has nothing in common with any other film that I have seen (and there are many). The characters are so one-dimensional and stereotypical they make me want to thr... | What does the " Executive Producer" in a movie mean? Is it some kind of award or something? I've seen this movie and i can't believe that they made such an awful film. The acting was terrible, the story is just not worth watching at all.<br /><br />I don't know what happened to these people who decided to make this cra... | What does the " Executive Producer" say in this film? I have seen a lot of films and they all had some sort of executive producer. This one is so bad that it's funny! The acting was terrible, the story was horrible, the plot was stupid (and not good), the special effects were laughable, and the whole movie seemed to be... | 0.730567 | 0.269433 | 0.500001 | 0.499999 |
Outlandish premise that rates low on plausibility and unfortunately also struggles feebly to raise laughs or interest. Only Hawn's well-known charm allows it to skate by on very thin ice. Goldie's gotta be a contender for an actress who's done so much in her career with very little quality material at her disposal...<b... | 0neg | Outlandish premise that rates low | Outlandish premise that rates low because of its lack of originality. The plot is so stupid, it's laughable.<br /><br />The acting was bad and the script had no redeeming qualities whatsoever.<br /><br />I would never recommend this movie to anyone who enjoys good movies or even decent films in general...<br /><br />It... | Outlandish premise that rates low marks. The plot is a mess, the acting is terrible and there are too many inconsistencies in this film.<br /><br />I was expecting something more than what I got from it. It's not even worth renting if you don't like bad movies or just want to see some trashy sex scenes with women who l... | Outlandish premise that rates low on the "good" and high on the "bad" side. The plot is not very interesting, but it's entertaining enough to watch for a few minutes.<br /><br />The acting was good in some parts (the lead actress), but mostly bad. I'm surprised at how much of an audience this movie has gotten from its ... | Outlandish premise that rates low on all counts, but the acting is top notch. The story line makes for a good movie and it's not too far fetched to think that this would actually happen in real life.<br /><br />The cast are very believable as they play their parts with gusto. I have seen many movies where some of these... | 0.500003 | 0.499997 | 0.269265 | 0.730735 |
There are only two movies I would give a 1/10 to, this stinker and "The Man who Fell to Earth." I remember seeing Protocol at a theater in the early 80s when I was in high school. The script is insulting to anyone (including a high school student's) intelligence. It completely lost me with the "hillarious" gag of someo... | 0neg | There are only two movies | There are only two movies I can think of that have been made with the same name as this one. The other is "The Last Samurai" and it's a much better movie, but still not worth seeing.<br /><br />This film has some good acting from all involved, especially from Jason Lee who plays a very interesting character in his firs... | There are only two movies I can think of that have been so bad they're good. One is "The Last Picture Show" and the other is this one.<br /><br />I really don't know what happened to these people who made this movie, because it's just a bunch of crap with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. The acting was terrible (espe... | There are only two movies that I can think of in which the director is more than a little funny. The first one was "The Naked Gun" and the second one was this movie.<br /><br />This film has some good moments, but it's not as good as "The Naked Gun".<br /><br />It's about a guy who gets his girlfriend pregnant by an em... | There are only two movies I can think of that were so bad they're good. The first was "The Naked Gun" series, and the second is this movie.<br /><br />I'm not going to go into all the details because it's a bit too long for one comment. There isn't much else worth saying about the film other than how terrible it is. It... | 0.501725 | 0.498275 | 0.502423 | 0.497577 |
The only good thing about this movie was the shot of Goldie Hawn standing in her little french cut bikini panties and struggling to keep a dozen other depraved women from removing her skimpy little cotton top while she giggled and cooed. Ooooof! Her loins rival those of Nina Hartley. This movie came out when I was four... | 0neg | The only good thing about | The only good thing about this movie is that it's not a remake. I don't know how many times the same story has been told, but it was still entertaining to see and watch again.<br /><br />I'm sure there are some people who will say "why would anyone want to make another version of this?" Well, for one thing, I think the... | The only good thing about this movie is that it's a little bit different from the usual "drama" movies. It has some interesting moments, but mostly I think it was just an attempt to make money off of people who are already tired and bored with all these Hollywood films.<br /><br />I don't know if there were any real ac... | The only good thing about this film is that it's not a remake of the original. I don't know how they could have gotten away with making another one, but at least it wasn't a rehash of "The Naked Gun".<br /><br />I rented this movie because I was in a mood to see some comedy and found myself laughing throughout most of ... | The only good thing about this movie is the fact that it's not a remake. The rest of the film was awful, and I'm glad to have seen it in its original form.<br /><br />It starts out with an old man (played by John Ritter) who has just been released from prison after being convicted for murder. He comes home to his wife ... | 0.730753 | 0.269247 | 0.500363 | 0.499637 |
I'm studying Catalan, and was delighted to find El Mar, a movie with mostly Catalan dialogue, at my art-house video store.<br /><br />Hmmm... not so delighted to have seen it.<br /><br />Yes, as other reviewers have said, it's well-made, and beautifully photographed. Although the opening sequence of the children is sho... | 0neg | I'm studying Catalan, and was | I'm studying Catalan, and was surprised to see that there are a lot of films in this language. I've seen "La Mala Trampa" (1978) by Luis Buñuel ("The Bad Traveller"), "El Paseo de la Luz" (1965), "L'Esperanza del Hombre" (1943), "Tres Amigos" (1960), "Los Cuentos" (1962), "Cantabria" (1967). And now "Muy Mal Algo Es De... | I'm studying Catalan, and was wondering if anyone knows of any good resources to learn the language. I've been trying to find a book that goes into more detail than just "the basics" (i.e., how to spell things like 'arriba' or 'hola').<br /><br />Thanks in advance! <br /><br />(Note: this is not about learning Spanish.... | I'm studying Catalan, and was wondering how to pronounce the word "pata". I know it's a Spanish word. But in my native language (Spanish), we say 'pea' or 'paña'. Is there any difference between these two words? Or is this just an accent for some other reason? Thank you! <br /><br />P.S.: The answer is: no. It should b... | I'm studying Catalan, and was reading a book about the history of the city. I found this documentary on Youtube very interesting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6VfYxv30WU<br /><br />It's not an easy film to watch (it takes some time), but it is really well done in showing how the people lived their lives before moder... | 0.500655 | 0.499345 | 0.499954 | 0.500046 |
I was excited to view a Cataluña´s film in the Berlin´s competition. But after the presentation I was total disappointed and furious. Too much blood, too much time, too much themes for nothing. The Spanish Civil War, like every war, was horrible. The revenge, a very human behavior, not pretty at all, is shown in uncoun... | 0neg | I was excited to view | I was excited to view this film because I have always been a fan of the late, great George Lucas. The only problem is that he has not made any films since his last movie "Star Wars" in 1977.<br /><br />This film however is an excellent example of how one can make a good sci-fi story into a fantastic movie without ever ... | I was excited to view this film because it is the first time I have seen a movie that had an actual plot. Unfortunately, this one has none.<br /><br />The story line of "Avalon" is very confusing and doesn't make any sense at all. The characters are not interesting or believable. There were no twists in the plot either... | I was excited to view this movie, but it turned out to be a bore. The plot is not very interesting and the characters are unlikable.<br /><br />The acting is average at best with some of the actors being completely wasted in their roles (the only ones that did well were the two main female leads).<br /><br />There's no... | I was excited to view this film when it came out in 1982, and I have been watching it on DVD for the past twenty years. It is a wonderful movie about two young boys who are separated from their families by the war in Vietnam.<br /><br />The story of these two brothers is told through flashbacks that show how they were ... | 0.730753 | 0.269247 | 0.26925 | 0.73075 |
this film was a major letdown. the level of relentless cruelty and violence in this film was very disturbing. some scenes were truly unnecessarily ugly and mean-spirited. the main characters were impossible to identify with or even sympathize with. the lead protagonist's character was as slimy as they come. the sickroo... | 0neg | this film was a major | this film was a major disappointment. i had high expectations after seeing the trailer and hoping to be pleasantly surprised, but this movie is just plain bad.<br /><br />the plot: it's about two sisters who get into an argument over their father's death (which they didn't know about). one of them goes on a rampage in ... | this film was a major disappointment. i thought it would be good, but the plot is so weak and boring that you can't even enjoy watching this movie.<br /><br />the story goes like: 1) one day we see a group of people are being chased by some bad guys (i don't remember their name). they get to a place where there's an ol... | this film was a major disappointment, not only because of the lack of action but also for all its other flaws. The story is weak and lacks any kind of suspense or tension to keep you interested in what's going on.<br /><br />The acting wasn't bad at all (I like most of the cast), but it just didn't work together as one... | this film was a major disappointment. it's not the worst movie i've ever seen, but it is one of those movies that you can't help but feel sorry for the characters in some way or another.<br /><br />the story line isn't very good either, and I think this may have been due to the fact that they tried so hard to make it "... | 0.499999 | 0.500001 | 0.5 | 0.5 |
Three part "horror" film with some guy in a boarded up house imploring the viewer not to go "out there" and (unfortunately) gives us three tales to prove why.<br /><br />The first story involves a young couple in a car accident who meet up with two psychos. It leads up to two totally predictable twists. Still, it's qui... | 0neg | Three part "horror" film with | Three part "horror" film with a plot that is so completely ridiculous, it's hard to believe the filmmakers were even trying. The first half hour of this movie was just plain bad and I couldn't take my eyes off the screen for any longer than 15 minutes at a time.<br /><br />The second half hour had me laughing hysterica... | Three part "horror" film with a very interesting premise. The first half is pretty good, the second and third are quite bad but still watchable.<br /><br />The plot revolves around a group of people who live in an abandoned building that has been turned into apartments for rent (the last one being occupied by a couple)... | Three part "horror" film with a twist. I was expecting the usual gory, blood splatter and gore but instead got something that is more subtle in its approach to horror.<br /><br />The story revolves around an old man who has been haunted by his past. He meets up with some friends at a bar where he tells them about it al... | Three part "horror" film with a plot that is as predictable and unoriginal as the rest of this movie. The first half hour or so was OK, but then it just went downhill from there.<br /><br />The acting was pretty bad (the only good one being Richard Dreyfuss) and the story line seemed to be written by someone who had ne... | 0.499959 | 0.500041 | 0.730718 | 0.269282 |
A very cheesy and dull road movie, with the intention to be hip and modern, shown in the editing style and some weird camera angles, resulting only in sleepiness. <br /><br />The cast is wasted, the writing is stupid and pretentious. The only thing worthwhile is the top-notch Lalo Schifrin's soundtrack, really cool and... | 0neg | A very cheesy and dull | A very cheesy and dull movie. The story is about a young woman who has to make the decision of whether she should marry her boyfriend or stay with him in order to get pregnant.<br /><br />The plot was predictable from the beginning, but there were some funny moments during the film. For example: when they are driving d... | A very cheesy and dull film. It's a typical "bad movie" that you can watch over and over again without getting bored, but it doesn't really have much of an impact on the viewer.<br /><br />The acting is average at best (the only good one being the lead character), the plot is not original or interesting enough to keep ... | A very cheesy and dull movie. The acting was terrible, the plot was weak, the script had no point whatsoever.<br /><br />The only thing that kept me watching this film for what it is - a cheaply made horror flick with some decent gore effects (which were not really necessary) but nothing else to keep my attention. I wo... | A very cheesy and dull movie. I am not sure why it was made but the plot is a bit weak, there are some good moments in this film - like when the main character (the guy who played "Bobby") tries to get his girlfriend's attention by throwing her a bunch of flowers that she doesn't even notice until he leaves for work...... | 0.500001 | 0.499999 | 0.499996 | 0.500004 |
There are some nice shots in this film, it catches some of the landscapes with such a beautiful light, in fact the cinematography is probably it's best asset.<br /><br />But it's basically more of a made for TV movie, and although it has a lot of twists and turns in the plot, which keeps it quite interesting viewing, t... | 0neg | There are some nice shots | There are some nice shots of the city and a few scenes with the police, but this movie is just too slow. The story line isn't very interesting either. It's not that I don't like crime movies or action films in general (I love them), but if you want to see something different than the usual fare then go for it! This one... | There are some nice shots of the old town and a few good ones in this film. The main problem is that it's not very well acted, especially by the young actors who play the two brothers.<br /><br />The story itself isn't bad but I can see why they didn't make it into a TV series or movie. It could have been interesting t... | There are some nice shots of the city and a couple of good scenes with the police. The movie is very slow, but it's not bad at all.<br /><br />The main character is a guy who has been in prison for 10 years now. He wants to get out because he feels that his life was ruined by this system. This leads him into trouble wh... | There are some nice shots of the city, and a few good scenes with the police. But this is not an action movie - it's more like a thriller.<br /><br />The film has been well received by critics but I didn't find much to admire about it. The acting was OK (although there were too many actors in the cast), the story wasn'... | 0.501946 | 0.498054 | 0.499954 | 0.500046 |
When a man who doesn't have Alzheimer's can't remember how many films he's made, he probably is the world's most prolific director after all. That man is Jesus Franco, the king of so-called 'eurotrash'. His 1980 flick Devil Hunter is as rushed, opaque, stupid, lazy and exploitative in the truest sense of the word (the ... | 0neg | When a man who doesn't | When a man who doesn't know how to cook is forced by his wife and children to make dinner for the family, he decides to try out one of the many Italian recipes that are available in this film. Unfortunately, it's not just any recipe; there are some very bad ones.<br /><br />The movie starts with an old woman (played by... | When a man who doesn't know what he wants is given the chance to do something, and does it with all his heart, there's no stopping him. This film has that kind of power.<br /><br />The story concerns two young men in their early twenties: one from an affluent family in New York City (John Cusack) and another from a wor... | When a man who doesn't know how to get laid is forced to do so by his girlfriend, he finds himself in the middle of an erotic adventure that will leave you gasping for breath.<br /><br />This film has all the ingredients needed to make it into a great movie. The acting was excellent and I loved every minute of it. It's... | When a man who doesn't know how to use a gun is shot in the head by his own wife, he wakes up with no memory of what happened. He's not sure if it was a dream or reality and has nightmares about being attacked by a werewolf.<br /><br />This movie had me on the edge of my seat from start to finish! The acting was great ... | 0.269256 | 0.730744 | 0.500384 | 0.499616 |
I have been looking for this film for ages because it is quite rare to find as it was one of the video nasties. I finally found it on DVD at the end of last year it is a very low budget movie The story is set around amazon jungle tribes that are living in fear of the devil. Laura Crawford is a model who is kidnapped by... | 0neg | I have been looking for | I have been looking for this movie since it was first released in 1983. I finally got my hands on a copy of the DVD and watched it tonight.<br /><br />It is one of those movies that you can't help but watch over and over again, even though you know what will happen at the end. The acting is excellent (especially by Jen... | I have been looking for this movie since it was released. I had to see it again because of the great reviews that were posted on IMDb. It is a classic and one of my favorite movies ever! The acting, directing and story are all top notch.<br /><br />The only thing that could be improved would be some more scenes with th... | I have been looking for this movie since it was first released. I finally got to see it on DVD and, well...it's just not as good as the original version of "The Adventures Of Robin Hood". The story is a little different than the one in the book (which has more action scenes), but there are some similarities between the... | I have been looking for this movie since it was first released. I finally found the DVD in a used video store and bought it, but had to wait 2 months before watching it because of shipping problems.<br /><br />The story is about two brothers who are trying to make money by selling their fathers' old car (which they sto... | 0.499998 | 0.500002 | 0.499937 | 0.500063 |
As the number of Video Nasties I've yet to see dwindles, this little pile of garbage popped up on my "to rent" list when I saw it was available.<br /><br />The premise involves a fashion model or something being kidnapped and taken into the jungle to be held for ransom by a motley crew of idiots. Some other goof gets h... | 0neg | As the number of Video | As the number of Video Game sequels grows, so does the amount of bad ones. <br /><br />This one is no exception.<br /><br />I'm not sure if it's just me or this movie was really awful. The acting was terrible and I found myself wondering how anyone could make a video game sequel to something like "The Legend of Korra".... | As the number of Video Game Consoles and home computers increase, so do the numbers of people who are unable to play video games. This is a sad fact that must be faced by those in charge of making these products.<br /><br />I have had no problems with my 10 year old son playing his favorite game on his Nintendo DS (the... | As the number of Video Game Consoles has increased, so too have the video game companies. The biggest name in gaming is Nintendo and they are always trying to come up with new games that will keep people coming back for more. However this year's "Super Mario 64" was a disappointing disappointment from both the company ... | As the number of Video Game Consoles and DVD players in homes grows, so does the need for a reliable way to keep track of what is on each device. The only solution that I have found has been with an app.<br /><br />I recently purchased "The Spy Who Loved Me" from Amazon.com because it was one of my favorite movies grow... | 0.270774 | 0.729226 | 0.269332 | 0.730668 |
Not sure if I'm referring to those who labeled this a video nasty or to the director..."Devil Hunter" sure is one bizarre 'horror' movie.<br /><br />The plot is a loosey goosey combo of superior films like "Cannibal Ferox" and "Cut and Run." Chick gets kidnapped in the 'jungle' by a 'tribe' of 'savages.' The jungle loo... | 0neg | Not sure if I'm referring | Not sure if I'm referring to the film or the movie, but either way it's a good looking movie. The acting is great and there are some really cool scenes in here.<br /><br />The story line itself was pretty interesting as well. It wasn't too bad for what they had going on with this one. There were no big twists at all. A... | Not sure if I'm referring to the original or not, but this movie is a complete rip-off of "The Godfather". The only difference between them are that they don't have any real characters and it's just another family drama. This one has no plot whatsoever, so you can watch it for what it is: A bunch of people with nothing... | Not sure if I'm referring to the first or second movie, but it's a good one. It has great acting and is very well done for its time.<br /><br />The story of a young girl who gets kidnapped by an evil sorcerer (who turns out to be her father) and his minions in order to gain the power of the magic flower that will make ... | Not sure if I'm referring to the movie or not, but it's a film that is so bad you can't even watch. The acting was terrible and the script was awful.<br /><br />The plot of this film is very simple: A group of people go on an adventure in order to find out what happened to their parents when they were younger. When the... | 0.730747 | 0.269253 | 0.501519 | 0.498481 |
This video nasty was initially banned in Britain, and allowed in last November without cuts.<br /><br />It features the Playboy Playmate of the Month October 1979, Ursula Buchfellner. The opening cuts back and forth between Buchfellner and foggy jungle pictures. I am not sure what the purpose of that was. It would have... | 0neg | This video nasty was initially | This video nasty was initially released in 1975 and has since been re-released on DVD. The original release had a very low budget, but it is still worth watching. I am not sure why this film got such poor reviews from critics at the time of its initial release.<br /><br />The story begins with an old man who lives alon... | This video nasty was initially released in the UK as a VHS tape. It's now available on DVD, and I've seen it several times since then.<br /><br />The film is about an American woman who has just moved to London with her husband and two young children. She goes out for coffee one day, but she gets lost and ends up wande... | This video nasty was initially released in the UK as a 30 minute short film. It is now available on DVD and has been re-released with an extended version of the original footage, which includes some new scenes.<br /><br />The story concerns two young men who are sent to work for a local businessman (played by Peter Wel... | This video nasty was initially released in the UK as a low budget horror film, but it has now been re-released on DVD. The original version of this movie is 70 minutes long and features some very good gore effects that are not to be missed.<br /><br />The story begins with a young girl named Sarah (played by Amanda Plu... | 0.730707 | 0.269293 | 0.500324 | 0.499676 |
Of the three titles from Jess Franco to find their way onto the Official DPP Video Nasty list (Devil Hunter, Bloody Moon and Women Behind Bars) this is perhaps the least deserving of notoriety, being a dreadfully dull jungle clunker enlivened only very slightly by a little inept gore, a gratuitous rape scene, and loads... | 0neg | Of the three titles from | Of the three titles from this series, I think "The Man in the White Suit" is the worst. The story was so predictable and unbelievable that it made me feel like a fool for wasting my time watching it.<br /><br />I can't believe how many people are saying about the plot of this movie as being original or interesting. It'... | Of the three titles from this series, I found "The Last House on the Left" to be the worst. The plot was weak and predictable (and some of it seemed implausible), the acting was poor, and the script just didn't work.<br /><br />I can understand why there are so many fans for "The Shining", but they should have known be... | Of the three titles from this director, I liked "The Last Wave" best. It was a very good film with some interesting characters and an excellent plot that kept me on my toes throughout most of it.<br /><br />I've seen all four movies in theaters and found them to be quite enjoyable; however, they are not as well known o... | Of the three titles from this film, I think "The Last Hunt" is the best. It's a very well done and interesting movie with some great action sequences.<br /><br />It has an excellent cast of actors including: Michael Ironside (as Agent 13), James Coburn (as General Jurgens) and Burt Reynolds as Lt. Colonel John Winters.... | 0.5 | 0.5 | 0.500004 | 0.499996 |
How can you tell that a horror movie is terrible? when you can't stop laughing about it of course! The plot has been well covered by other reviewers, so I'll just add a few things on the hilarity of it all.<br /><br />Some reviews have placed the location in South America, others in Africa, I thought it was in some ran... | 0neg | How can you tell that | How can you tell that this movie is a rip-off of "The Godfather" without knowing it? I was expecting to see the same old stuff, but what I got instead were some really good scenes. The acting in this film is great and the story line is very interesting.<br /><br />This movie has so many twists and turns that even if yo... | How can you tell that this movie is not a true story? I mean, the plot and the acting are so bad. The only reason why people like it is because they think it's funny or something.<br /><br />It was supposed to be about an American girl who has been kidnapped by Japanese soldiers in WWII. But instead of using her as a s... | How can you tell that this movie is not a good one? The plot was so predictable and the acting just plain bad. I mean, what's with all these people who are in love with each other but don't want to be together?! And then there were those two guys who had no idea how much they loved each other! They couldn't even talk a... | How can you tell that this movie is not a comedy? The only funny parts are the ones where they try to make it look like something serious. This film was made for kids, and I'm surprised that they didn't use any of their own money or borrowed from some friends.<br /><br />The plot: 3 girls go on an adventure in order to... | 0.730748 | 0.269252 | 0.5 | 0.5 |
A model named Laura is working in South America when she is kidnapped from her hotel room by a gang and taken into the jungle. They demand a huge ransom for her release. Peter is hired to get her home safe and there is a bonus in it for him if he can bring back the money as well as the girl. Peter is taken to the jungl... | 0neg | A model named Laura is | A model named Laura is trying to make a movie about her life. She has been married for 15 years and the husband died when she was only six months old, so she's now just raising their two daughters.<br /><br />The film starts with an interview with Laura where we learn that she had no idea what she wanted out of life un... | A model named Laura is working in a studio. She has just finished filming her first movie and she's waiting for the director to arrive.<br /><br />The film was shot on location in New York City, but it looks like a real place at times (for example, there are some shots of buildings).<br /><br />Laura's character gets m... | A model named Laura is murdered by a man who has been stalking her. The police are baffled and the killer goes on the run, leaving behind his trail of bloody clues.<br /><br />This film was made in 1980 but it's still very much relevant today as we all know that many people have lost their lives to crime over the years... | A model named Laura is in a car accident. She has to be transported to the hospital, and her father (a surgeon) takes her there with him.<br /><br />The movie starts off slow, but then it picks up speed as we get more information about what happened to Laura. The doctor gets involved in some of these things that happen... | 0.500016 | 0.499984 | 0.50002 | 0.49998 |
An actress making a movie in Africa is kidnapped and taken into the jungle where she is held for ransom. The producer hires some one to go and bring her back. Complicating everything are the cannibals in the jungle who worship a really ugly looking "god" who likes to eat naked women.<br /><br />This is a gory sleazy mo... | 0neg | An actress making a movie | An actress making a movie about the life of an actor is not only boring, but it's also very hard to watch. The acting in this film was terrible and I can't believe that people would actually make such a bad movie out of "The Life Of An Actor". It has some good moments (like when she gets her first job) but overall it j... | An actress making a movie about her own life is not going to be able to do it without some sort of acting skill. And that's exactly what this film does.<br /><br />The story concerns a young woman who has been married for 15 years and still hasn't had children, but she decides to take the plunge anyway because she want... | An actress making a movie about the life of an actor is not only boring, but also uninteresting. This film has no plot or characters to speak of.<br /><br />The acting was mediocre at best and I would have given it 0 stars if there were any actors in this film who actually did anything other than stare blankly into spa... | An actress making a movie about her own life is not something that should be done by a woman. But, I must say this was an excellent film for women to see and it's one of the few movies where you can feel like you are watching yourself.<br /><br />The story revolves around two sisters who have different lives but they b... | 0.269322 | 0.730678 | 0.269259 | 0.730741 |
or anyone who was praying for the sight of Al Cliver wrestling a naked, 7ft tall black guy into a full nelson, your film has arrived! Film starlet Laura Crawford (Ursula Buchfellner) is kidnapped by a group who demand the ransom of $6 million to be delivered to their island hideaway. What they don't count on is rugged ... | 0neg | or anyone who was praying | or anyone who was praying for the movie to be cancelled. I am glad it wasn't.<br /><br />The acting is good, but there are a few scenes that just don't work and you can tell they were shot in 1980 when technology was not as advanced or sophisticated today (like cgi).<br /><br />I really enjoyed this film because of its... | or anyone who was praying for a good movie. This is not it.<br /><br />The story has no plot, and the characters are so uninteresting that you can't even care about them. The acting is terrible; some of the actors just look like they're in high school drama class (and I'm 17).<br /><br />I really don't know what to say... | or anyone who was praying for this movie to come out, it has been a long time coming. I have seen the trailer and thought that it would be entertaining but alas...it is not.<br /><br />The plot of the film is weak at best and quite predictable in places. There are some good moments though like when the characters go in... | or anyone who was praying for a good ending to this movie, you will be disappointed. The plot is so predictable and the acting is terrible...I mean really bad! I don't know how they could have gotten such actors in it but they did. This film should not even be called "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina" because that's what i... | 0.730746 | 0.269254 | 0.500002 | 0.499998 |
Devil Hunter gained notoriety for the fact that it's on the DPP 'Video Nasty' list, but it really needn't have been. Many films on the list where there for God (and DPP) only known reasons, and while this isn't the tamest of the bunch; there isn't a lot here that warrants banning...which is a shame because I never woul... | 0neg | Devil Hunter gained notoriety for | Devil Hunter gained notoriety for its title role, which was played by Donald Pleasance. The film is based on a short story written by William Shakespeare and it's about the life of an Englishman who becomes a hunter in order to kill his wife.<br /><br />The movie has some great performances from all involved including ... | Devil Hunter gained notoriety for its 1984 release, but it was a very good film. It is about an American soldier who finds himself in the middle of a war zone and must fight to survive.<br /><br />The film has some great action sequences that are well done by director Ed Wood (who also directed The Naked Gun series).<b... | Devil Hunter gained notoriety for its title role, which was played by a young Christopher Lloyd. The film is about an ex-con who becomes the leader of a group of outlaws and sets his sights on revenge against those responsible for killing his brother.<br /><br />The plot is simple: A man (Christopher Lloyd) gets involv... | Devil Hunter gained notoriety for its portrayal of a female lead who is the only one to survive in a world where women are hunted and killed. This film does an excellent job at portraying this character, but it also has some other interesting elements that make it worth watching.<br /><br />The story itself is very sim... | 0.500001 | 0.499999 | 0.269254 | 0.730746 |
This film seemed way too long even at only 75 minutes. The problem with jungle horror films is that there is always way too much footage of people walking (through the jungle, up a rocky cliff, near a river or lake) to pad out the running time. The film is worth seeing for the laughable and naked native zombie with big... | 0neg | This film seemed way too | This film seemed way too long. I was expecting a 90 minute movie, but it only lasted about an hour and forty minutes. The acting wasn't very good either.<br /><br />I really didn't like the ending of this movie. It made me feel cheated because they could have just ended it right there instead of having to go on for ano... | This film seemed way too long. It was so boring and predictable that it bore me to tears.<br /><br />I have seen many movies where the plot is not as interesting or exciting, but this one just didn't hold my interest at all. I kept thinking "what's going on?" The characters were very unlikable, especially the main char... | This film seemed way too long. I'm not sure if it was the editing, or just a lack of time to get through all of it.<br /><br />I think this is one of those films that you can watch over and over again and still find something new in them. It's like watching a movie with no plot at all...<br /><br />It has some really g... | This film seemed way too long. It was a little bit like the "The Matrix" in that it had some great special effects, but it also felt very slow and dragged on for far to long.<br /><br />I really liked the idea of having all these characters come together at one time to save the world from evil aliens. But I just didn't... | 0.505366 | 0.494634 | 0.50004 | 0.49996 |
Sexo Cannibal, or Devil Hunter as it's more commonly known amongst English speaking audiences, starts with actress & model Laura Crawford (Ursula Buchfellner as Ursula Fellner) checking out locations for her new film along with her assistant Jane (Gisela Hahn). After a long days work Laura is relaxing in the bath of he... | 0neg | Sexo Cannibal, or Devil Hunter | Sexo Cannibal, or Devil Hunter as it is known in the U.S., is a rather strange film. It's not really about sex and violence but more of an exploration into what happens when you have no one to turn to.<br /><br />The story begins with a man named Carlos (played by Ricardo Montalban) who has just been released from pris... | Sexo Cannibal, or Devil Hunter as it is known in the UK and elsewhere (I think) was a very good film. It had some great performances from all of its cast members including Michael Caine who plays a man with an extremely rare disease which causes him to become possessed by demons.<br /><br />The story itself follows a g... | Sexo Cannibal, or Devil Hunter as it's called in the US is a very good film. It has some great acting and I think that the story was really well done.<br /><br />The plot revolves around two guys who are both killers (one of them even kills his own girlfriend). They have been hired by a wealthy businessman to kill him ... | Sexo Cannibal, or Devil Hunter as it's called in the US is a great film. It was made by a guy who has been making films for 15 years and he did an amazing job with this one.<br /><br />The story is about a young man named Antonio (played by Hector Elizondo)who gets his first taste of sex when he meets a woman at a part... | 0.498826 | 0.501174 | 0.500001 | 0.499999 |
Not only is it a disgustingly made low-budget bad-acted movie, but the plot itself is just STUPID!!!<br /><br />A mystic man that eats women? (And by the looks, not virgin ones)<br /><br />Ridiculous!!! If you´ve got nothing better to do (like sleeping) you should watch this. Yeah right. | 0neg | Not only is it a | Not only is it a great movie, but also an excellent documentary. The story of the "Killing Fields" in Cambodia was very well told and I found myself feeling for these people as they were trying to survive their lives.<br /><br />The film has been shown at many different events here in Australia and I have seen it sever... | Not only is it a great movie, but the story and characters are so well written that you can't help but feel for them. The acting was excellent as well.<br /><br />I really enjoyed this film because I am always looking forward to seeing what will be in store next! This one has me excited!<br /><br />The plot line of the... | Not only is it a great film, but the actors are all superb. I have seen this movie many times and still enjoy watching it every time.<br /><br />The story of the "Babe" (played by Sandra Locke) is very well told. The acting was excellent as were the scenes with her father who played his part so well that you could almo... | Not only is it a great movie, but also an excellent film. It's not just about the story of how one man (and boy) overcomes his own prejudice and prejudices to become a hero for mankind.<br /><br />The acting was superb by everyone involved in this wonderful piece of cinema. I especially loved the scene where he gets ou... | 0.500002 | 0.499998 | 0.499994 | 0.500006 |
This is the worst thing the TMNT franchise has ever spawned. I was a kid when this came out and I still thought it was deuce, even though I liked the original cartoon.<br /><br />There's this one scene I remember when the mafia ape guy explains to his minions what rhetorical questions are. It's atrocious. Many fans hat... | 0neg | This is the worst thing | This is the worst thing I have ever seen. It's so bad that it makes "The Matrix" look like a good movie! The only reason this film has any merit whatsoever, and therefore merits 1/2 out of four stars, is because it was directed by John Carpenter (who also did "The Thing").<br /><br />I'm not sure what kind of people wo... | This is the worst thing I have ever seen. The acting, plot and overall quality of this movie are so bad that it makes "The Blair Witch Project" look like a good film.<br /><br />I can't believe people thought this was a great idea to make a horror flick about a group of friends who go into a haunted house for Halloween... | This is the worst thing that I have seen in a long time. The acting was terrible, and it just seemed like they were trying to make this movie look good.<br /><br />The plot line was very weak as well. It had no real reason for being there other than to fill up space on the screen with some lame characters who only appe... | This is the worst thing I've ever seen. The story line was so ridiculous and unbelievable, that it made me laugh out loud at times.<br /><br />The acting was terrible too! It's hard to believe that this movie cost $20 million dollars to make!!<br /><br />I'm not sure if they were trying to be funny or just plain stupid... | 0.500001 | 0.499999 | 0.499999 | 0.500001 |
Sometime in 1998, Saban had acquired the rights to produce a brand-new Ninja Turtles live-action series. Naturally, being a fan of the TMNT back in the day, this obviously peaked my interest. So when I started watching the show... to say I was disappointed by the end result is an understatement. Some time later (more l... | 0neg | Sometime in 1998, Saban had | Sometime in 1998, Saban had a chance to make a movie about the life of one of their most famous characters. They chose to do it with an actor who was not known for his acting ability and instead cast him as a villain.<br /><br />The film is called "Sabretooth" but I think that's misleading because this isn't really abo... | Sometime in 1998, Saban had a chance to make an awesome movie about the life of Dr. Frankenstein (played by Michael Caine) and his monster. Unfortunately, they didn't want to do it because some people said that this would be too scary for kids.<br /><br />But I'm glad that they did because now we have "Frankenstein's M... | Sometime in 1998, Saban had a chance to make an awesome movie about the life of James Dean. They made it and they did it right.<br /><br />The film is called "Ride With Me" which was released on DVD by Paramount Home Video back in 2003. It's not as good as "Rebel Without A Cause", but this one does have some great perf... | Sometime in 1998, Saban had a chance to make an original movie based on the comic book. They chose "The X-Men" and they did not disappoint.<br /><br />This is one of those movies that you can watch over and over again because it's so good! The story line has been told before but this time around we get to see how thing... | 0.730637 | 0.269363 | 0.499977 | 0.500023 |
This is the biggest insult to TMNT ever. Fortunantely, officially Venus does not exist in canon TMNT. There will never be a female turtle, this took away from the tragic tale of 4 male unique mutants who will never have a family of their own, once gone no more. The biggest mistake was crossing over Power Rangers to TMN... | 0neg | This is the biggest insult | This is the biggest insult to a film that I have ever seen. The acting was terrible, and the story line could not be further from reality.<br /><br />The only good thing about this movie is it shows how bad Hollywood can get when they try to make something with no money or talent in it.<br /><br />I'm sorry but you don... | This is the biggest insult to a film that I have ever seen. The plot of this movie was so ridiculous, it's laughable! It starts off with an old man who has been living in his home for 10 years and he gets up one morning and goes out to find some food. He walks down the street when he sees two guys walking by him on the... | This is the biggest insult to the intelligence of mankind since "The Matrix". It's so bad that it makes me feel like I'm in a mental institution. The acting, directing and editing are all very poor.<br /><br />I don't know how this movie got made but they should have been ashamed for making such an awful film. This was... | This is the biggest insult to film history. The only thing that makes this movie worth watching (and I'm not even a big fan of "The Matrix") is the fact that it's directed by Tim Burton and he actually has some talent.<br /><br />I don't know how anyone could ever watch this garbage, but if you do - just shut up! This ... | 0.499994 | 0.500006 | 0.5 | 0.5 |
I did not like the idea of the female turtle at all since 1987 we knew the TMNT to be four brothers with their teacher Splinter and their enemies and each one of the four brothers are named after the great artists name like Leonardo , Michelangleo, Raphel and Donatello so Venus here doesn't have any meaning or playing ... | 0neg | I did not like the | I did not like the movie. I thought it was a very bad film, and i think that is because of the fact that the director made an attempt to make this movie about a real person who lived in 1930s New York City.<br /><br />The acting was terrible, there were no good actors or actresses at all. The story line could have been... | I did not like the movie. I was disappointed with it, and that is what makes a good film great.<br /><br />The story line of this movie is very simple: A young woman who has been raped by her father goes to live in a small town where she meets an older man (who happens to be married)and they fall for each other. The re... | I did not like the movie. It was boring and I didn't really care about any of the characters.<br /><br />The plot is very predictable, but that's what makes it interesting to me. The acting wasn't bad either (except for the girl who plays the character "Shannon" in the beginning).<br /><br />If you're looking for a goo... | I did not like the movie. I think it was a waste of time and money.<br /><br />The film is about an Indian family who move to Australia, where they have trouble finding work in their new home town because most people speak English instead of Hindi or Telugu (the mother tongue).<br /><br />There are many problems with t... | 0.499999 | 0.500001 | 0.729837 | 0.270163 |
I cannot stay indifferent to Lars van Trier's films. I consider 'Breaking the Waves' nothing less than a masterpiece. I loved 'Dancer in the Night'. I admired the idea in 'Dogville' but the overall exercise looked to me too dry and too theatrical, less cinema. 'Europa' which I see only now was a famous film at its time... | 0neg | I cannot stay indifferent to | I cannot stay indifferent to this film. It is a very good and interesting movie, with a great cast (including the wonderful Isabelle Adjani), excellent acting by all of them and an outstanding story line.<br /><br />The most important thing about it is that you can't help but be touched by its message: "You are never t... | I cannot stay indifferent to this movie. It's a very good film, with great performances by the actors and actresses (especially the young ones). The story is original; it has many twists that are not predictable.<br /><br />The cinematography is excellent: there are beautiful shots of the mountains in front of the cast... | I cannot stay indifferent to this movie. I have been watching it for a long time and now i'm in the end of my life, so i can't say anything more about it.<br /><br />The story is really good but there are some problems with the acting (especially from the two main characters). The script has too many clichés which make... | I cannot stay indifferent to the movie. I have seen it a few times, and each time I see it with my own eyes something new is revealed about this film.<br /><br />The first part of the story starts in 1945 when a young boy named Peter (played by Michael Caine) lives on an island off the coast of England where he has bee... | 0.5 | 0.5 | 0.499972 | 0.500028 |
This film is terrible. You don't really need to read this review further. If you are planning on watching it, suffice to say - don't (unless you are studying how not to make a good movie).<br /><br />The acting is horrendous... serious amateur hour. Throughout the movie I thought that it was interesting that they found... | 0neg | This film is terrible. You | This film is terrible. You can't even watch it in the theater, you have to rent it or buy a DVD copy from Amazon.com.<br /><br />The plot is so bad that I had no idea what was going on until about 30 minutes into the movie. The acting (especially by the lead actress) is awful and the script is just plain stupid. It's l... | This film is terrible. You can't even watch it on TV, you have to rent or buy the DVD.<br /><br />The plot: A young man who has a crush on his girlfriend gets involved with another girl and they end up falling in love. He goes off to college where he meets her boyfriend (who happens to be a professor) and things go awr... | This film is terrible. You can tell that the director was trying to make a good movie, but it just doesn't work.<br /><br />The acting in this flick is awful and the story line is so unbelievable I could not believe what had happened. The whole thing has been done before by other directors who have made better films. I... | This film is terrible. You can tell that the director was a complete noob, and he's not even trying to be funny or clever with it.<br /><br />I don't know why I watched this movie at all; I'm sure if I'd seen it on TV somewhere else, maybe I would have been more interested in what happened next than watching an hour of... | 0.500002 | 0.499998 | 0.500001 | 0.499999 |
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