Your journey in the comment section below. Let me know how much you need to lose or when you need to lose it back cuz see some of y 'all some of us we had things that you wanted to do by a certain time you might want to get married or go to a party a reunion or something and you want to look good. You want to feel great about yourself? You you have a timeline for just looking good for yourself, or you might want to look good for the beach you know, sometimes people are like, oh i want that beach body or some people are like, oh they gonna get what they gonna get


Yeah, that's what i'm going to do. Right, and another big actor was there. I didn't know that was there. Morgan freeman, he came out. He gave the old joe clark lean on me speech, right? He came, what seems to be the problem? That's how i go to my office right now. Son, what seems to be the problem? Can't you read the goddamn sign, son? The goddamn sign says, hot sauce and mild sauce with your meal, son. Are you trying to pull something, son? I remember you were one of them smart college kids. You used to go back and forth with your history just like you're going right now. You want to come in and jump on everybody because your forefather's been ran and chased by hounds. Well, that might not be living, but it sure as hell ain't buying. Buying is what these folks been doing going on three years. Buying, buying is buying about a thousand. Buying from us, fool. I should know because i'm the one that dropped the grease.

You are a professional English-to-Simplified Chinese translator, tasked with providing translations suitable for use in China (zh_CN). Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original English text while adhering to Simplified Chinese grammar, vocabulary, and cultural sensitivities. The original English text is automatically transcribed from spoken language. Pay attention to errors that mimic speech transcription errors and fix as necessary. Maintain the flow and colloquial style of the speaker in the translation. Produce only the Simplified Chinese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Retain the paragraph breaks (double new lines) from the input text. Please translate the following English text into Simplified Chinese (zh_CN):


Feel like yeah, they only really wash my hair on like monday thursday really and sometimes like friday if i need to if i like feel like i have an event or something like an event by event. I mean like hanging out somebody, but i'm not usually okay, so now my hair is all brushed out. I'm going to brush my teeth and then we'll go into the bedroom to finish out my skincare i used to do like my lotion and stuff in here, but i've been doing it in my vanity so let's brush my teeth really quick


Leading to the four. What's the four? Well, we have one, two, three, four. All right, so f. so i guess we're changing key, and we're gonna go to f. but we wanna do a two, five in front of f. so now we're thinking in a new key. Just for a minute, we're thinking in a new key. F, let's take f. one, two, okay, so there's two, it's g. three, four, five, so there's five, it happens to be c. so for this brief moment, we're thinking in our brains, we're gonna switch keys, and we're gonna play a two, five leading to the four. So that's gonna sound like this.


Start to the season she wanted off and so likewise 83 also off so that brought out another safety car. Christopher parrott involved in that but then great fights for third place especially as costello took the lead. Toth involved in a battle for second, third and fourth. A couple more offs that brought out another safety car. Some racing incidents. Hodson great restart finally to go into second place and that's what nailed that for him but no one was gonna stop michael costello who wins.


Go on their website, i'll put that link in the description. It shows you all the features, you can obviously take notes, record audio, mark up pdfs, add photos, and it has that shape thingy if you do a crappy circle, it makes it into a good one. Again, it shows you everything, it has integration into your apple watch, you can upload it to the usual suspects here for your cloud, even works on your phone if you have one as well. But the phone doesn't work with the pencil which is too bad, i would love to have even just on my phone to be able to quickly take the notes. Well, let's switch to noteshelf. So you can create, i mean you have a quick selection here to create your book, you can have a new one, you put in your color, your name, there are lots of options just to kind of decorate this if you so desire, i don't really care too much. These are empty books, i just created that so you can see there is a list. I usually stick with obviously that one that i'm working on.


This shade of blue in my closet because i think it looks really good with the tan so definitely gonna be packing this with me next up we've got this little gray tank the material of all of their clothes are so soft like i don't know how they do it but it's so buttery soft and really flattering to the body like it just hugs you in all the right places so this is just a basic spaghetti strap crop top this is so easy to throw on if you're working out if you're going for a walk if you're running errands like you could honestly style this a bunch of different ways if you're not just working out now that i've got this one i need in every single color. I love it so much. It is it's perfect. Okay. Here's the next top i think this one's my favorite so far i can't


They're finally they're like, i need a job, right? So as long as you show your sincere about it, because it almost is like a mad dash to get bodies back in stores, you really got to be mindful of that. But they're gonna bring you on if you're if you're genuine, if you're if you're being honest and upfront with them, it's almost hard to say no to this to this person that's interviewing for a part time job that has open availability. You know, they followed up that set themselves apart. Hopefully these tips work. If they don't, i mean, keep hitting me up with questions. I'll address them all. These are just some of the things that have worked for me. And that, you know, while my time managing at finish line, i've noticed, set a couple of the interviewees apart. I hope you enjoyed this video, drop down in the comments, continue to subscribe, continue to like the video. I ain't got nothing else for y 'all. It's a quick video. Peace.


Connect with it and a lot of people don't actually feel comfortable enough to be vulnerable online so they'll reach out to you and say thank you so much for sharing this because i've been feeling this and i wasn't sure that someone else was neglecting old friends blatant snide so this one i suppose is quite self -explanatory it's very easy to feel excluded and be exclusive on social media as well. It's something that i think we all struggle with and yeah


Let me stick this guy, every time i interview him, i spank him every time, i pull his trousers down, i say, you naughty boy, you naughty boy. Why would you want to peel another man? Why would you want to peel my trousers down? Sadly, you've got a nice butt. Your friends do that, your friends do that, your friends, i watch everything, i watch everything. My job is to watch everything. Do you like my bum? I've got another question for you, do you like my bum? No, i'm very alpha, i'm very alpha, i'm very alpha. Let's shift gears, let's shift gears for a second, let's shift gears for a second. If you're defending, you're losing, that's what they say. Hooker, ramirez. Hey! We're right back to what we're here for. Both guys, we thank.


I literally am obsessed. I'm so happy that i got this because i was running out of my old pack. It was the small, basic, like i think five color pack. And i've had that for literally like two years. So i saw this at target and i picked it up. I'm really excited. I'm gonna use this a lot for when i'm taking notes because i like taking pretty notes. So yeah, this is from target. And then this is my bullet journal. Yeah, it's a simple bullet journal. It's the one where it has like a really hard name to pronounce. Luke, luke term, look term.


Didn't expect that if i'm being a hundred percent honest. I didn't expect that i wasn't gonna make a video initially but i put out a tweet saying yay, and there was already a lot of confusion, which is understandable there is so much confusion around what is happening in america right now with the tariffs and there's a couple of points that i want to get to with that but first let's actually look at the prices of stuff so pre -orders for switch 2 will begin on thursday april 24th at launch the price of the switch 2 in the us will remain as announced on april 2nd at 40 at $449 .99 and the switch to mario kart bundle will also remain at $499 .99 mario kart world and donkey kong haven't changed their price which in the case of mario kart world we'll just say that's good


Let me show you the rest so i have this pair from h &m and i got the same exact pair but in red it's christmasy for this time of year, but also you could wear red anytime red is a universal color it's not like you just need to wear it in december and i've been obsessed with red burgundy like all those colors lately so it's very on point for me right now, but look at how cute let me give you guys a close -up look at how freaking cute and you can see the material. It's very loungey very soft they're low -waisted which i love and these are the exact same pants i have on right now i got these in an extra small. I am so obsessed. They're just so freaking comfortable i think i got them for 30 something dollars on sale and then as you could see the red matching top as i'm literally wearing right now. If you take a closer look at the material it's like super cute


Take us through them. Well, casual swearing was one of those that was particularly mentioned. The guide actually points out things like this machine's cactus or spit the dummy or even bring a plate as terms that won't be well understood and perhaps worth avoiding. But, you know, i think it's probably going too far to put words on a hit list. Most australians, and i think part of the richness of our culture is the language. And i think the goal is to use it, not neglect it, not hide from it, but make sure we're clear in explaining it, because there is a lot of irony around the australian language and new arrivals certainly find it a little bit perplexing. So do sometimes younger people as they hear the old timers use these phrases. Ok, mark, thank you very much for that. Appreciate it. Cheers.


How do you down -regulate at night and increase the quality of sleep? Not how do i sleep longer? How do i get knocked out better, right? This is about increasing the quality of sleep and helping you get to sleep faster. Most people have six to eight hours to dedicate to sleep. Problem is they're either they don't fall asleep right away or it's really ineffective sleep. And so how do you make sure that window that you actually have is a lot of it starts with behaviors and setting yourself up to win to sleep. But there's also some really awesome things you can do. Awesome product if that's where you're at. But you should probably like as a consumer, there's like 10 things that you should do to make your sleep better than before you start buying products. You should just stop doing activities, drinking late, caffeine later in the day.


My favorite Obama quote: “Michael and I also want to… uh… acknowledge… uh… uh… uh… your son Jack, who deployed today.”

You are a professional English-to-Simplified Chinese translator. Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original English text while adhering to Simplified Chinese grammar, vocabulary, and cultural sensitivities. Produce only the Simplified Chinese translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Translate the following text:


New-ish player, couple of questions about parrying, etc.


We’re both xxx majors (I’m a dual xxx and yyy major while she’s a xxx major and yyy minor, so we are taking 2-3 classes together every semester until graduation in May 2018).


While I wouldn’t say I’m smarter than her, things tend to come more naturally to me, and I’m a good test-taker, while she has a lot of test anxiety (she will often get questions wrong that me and her practice right before the exam, will freak out about not having a formula that was on the formula sheet, etc.), but she easily studies more than I do.


Me [20F] with my friend [23F] of 2-3 years, we’re both in college together, and she gets massively down on herself every time she takes an exam.


It’s driving me crazy, how to deal with it?


Me: Probably my friend’s hotel room or wherever he can find a place for it.


Me: I came to <insert city> with my fraternity and a sorority – that’s why he’s getting it.


Her: What fraternity and sorority I’m in xxx.


Me: <girl’s name>, we’re hanging out tomorrow, right?


I just pretty much dismissed what she said by saying a vibe is not captured by pre-googling and confirmed the time that I’ll be there.


If she gives any further resistance, I think I’ll just next her, ignore her, not respond, agree with her that she can’t handle the place, or tease her about the crazy high standards she has for a first freaking date.


This is a nagging annoyance I have with the Word text object.


Suppose the cursor is located in the “aaa” word, and I want to yank four words without selecting the spaces after “ddd”: > xxx **aaa bbb ccc ddd** yyy


It is the bar with the team composition and the status of each character that is used to follow/report a team (like in the actual World Cup).


It can be tweaked down to not reveal too much information about the red team, but it will make following the killfeed easier, and you won’t have to use tab.


The part I’m humming is like “word word word wo-o-o-ord” twice.


I think it was something like “fly-y-y-yyy.”


I’m pretty sure it’s a popular song; I’ve heard it many times.


I’m having trouble with if / then / else / end in a repeat loop.


I’m down to my last dollars soon, and I can’t just eat beer and cigarettes.


Then I set them down so I didn’t have to carry them across the street to get beer (it’s cheaper at Adventure’s First Stop).


Then I walked back and forgot my groceries.


I walked all the way home and, ah shit, I’m getting shin splints from all this walking up and down the hill.


I live on a hill. Down. In the middle, really.


I imagine it’s like an amateur San Francisco.


I have a list of names “john.baker” (no spacing between names other than the period) and need it broken into 2 columns “john” and “baker”.


I have to break up the format “xxx.yyy” into two separate columns “xxx” and “yyy”.


After the semester I haven’t touched anything school-related until today heh, so I don’t know how to fix this.


It would be an unbelievable loss to let a broken and thus spilt bottle be wasted with no return.


So to show my sincerest apologies for bumping straight into a noble that half-marched in his drunken stupor down the sidewalk, straight out of a liquor store and making him drop his bottle worth more than what I suppose one of the merchants off the main street makes in a month, I was offered to finish the wasted goods, lest they spoil any further.


“Yes sire! May the heavens cry before your merciful heart!”


“Now get lost! This is no place for disease-ridden vermin like you.”


I ran back down the alley I squirmed my way out of. Filled to the brim with anger and shame.


Sidestreets and alleyways, down I went. Further and further out of sight.


He, as soon as he saw that I was weeping, answered, “Come with me.”


Onward he moved, I close his steps pursued.


Entering, he led me with him on the bounds of a great circle itself encircling a great abyss.


Ere, I beheld an uneven land with lava pyramids covered, with sickly farms of melons and carrots, near barren of life save for those imprisoned in it, who, though they surrounded us, dared not approach for fear of the master.


As my ear could note, the sound was heard of screams, cries, and explosions that made the eternal air tremble, caused by slaughter, starvation, withering, and grief felt by those multitudes, many and vast, of men, women, and children.


I recently returned to D2 after several year, now I’m wondering:


Where do you guys sell or buy your stuff?


Do you just make a game “O xxx N yyy” and hope for the best?


Or is there a website that’s more efficient?


Who is a former (or still) important person in your country, that constantly compromises himself/herself on social media?


It’s not until my next billing cycle that I noticed something was off.


I was a bit lower than normal and I keep a very close eye on my expenses.


I looked over my bank statements and there it was:


I was super confused and got ahold of Amazon’s customer support.


They helped me as much as they could, but because I was receiving my service through the phone company, I would have to go though them and figure out the problem.


The next day that I had off, I walked in and talked to a very sweet girl, who tried to understand what my problem was.


We kind of talked in circles for a bit as I tried to explain what the Amazon customer service told me.


We looked me up in their system and there I was: 2 lines, but no Prime membership for either one of us.


She could see the date I opened my first line and then the second.


Both dates added up to what I had told her before.


She stared at the computer screen for a while with a confused look on her face.


Anyways, these terrible memories kept haunting me, so yesterday I finally mustered up the courage to message him.


Me: To be honest, I liked you blah blah blah…


I’m not like r/Nicegirls but that reply didn’t sit well with me.


Now I obviously can’t get out and shut it on the main road, so I pull down a few side streets and ensure that no one fucking knows I’ve quickly jumped out and shut it.


I jump back in and drive home like nothing’s happened.


I don’t remember specifically which, I think both bugs do it, but here in Florida, there’s a particular bug that makes a loud sound 100 times longer than when it’s not making a sound.


I’d describe it as that trademark desert ambiance sound.


Locusts, grasshoppers, etc. can shut the hell up.


I’ve searched far and wide across the internet with nothing to show for it.


They could even go woah eee ahh ahh/oh eee ahh.


The possibilities are endless and I know it’s hard.


I’m just wondering if anyone knows it, thanks!


What to do: my plant’s now way too small for its age in my opinion and has started to grow pistils.


I’ve seen a few people have them, but I’ve never got one.


If anyone knows, it would be a lot of help :-)


Every time I listen to him, shit makes so much sense, even though I don’t know what he is talking about.


That leads me to believe that either that guy is a genius who can articulate what’s going on in the economy right now in a brilliant way, or he may be missing something.


I mean what should I listen to if I really want to find out the truth, if Schiff is just “biased toward gold”, and that’s the reason why he is so hard on the current economy, etc.


This wouldn’t be an issue if all your servers asked at the beginning “do you guys want a separate check so it won’t be awkward.”


Also, why restaurants have to be set up like that?


Why can’t you just get up to the cashier and pay your fucking share of the food?


So I don’t know why I got on everyone’s nerves about the separate checks…


But every time, my narcissistic mom says that it can’t be true, because when she was my age, her periods were 3 days long and super light.


“It barely ever affected me, so how can it be affecting you so much?”


Um, I don’t know, maybe it’s because we’re different people with different bodies?


Does anyone else’s narcissistic mom treat you like you’re overreacting about your period pains?


Alright everyone, I think I mis-tagged this earlier, so I’m trying again.


I got some not fun fungal acne from running daily with a face mask on my chin/jawline, forehead, and lower cheeks.


Once I identified it, I switched from a face mask to a face shield while running (I have no issue with being over 12 feet from other people - I usually don’t pass anyone on my runs anyways), and then I have used the following routine to nuke it over the course of 3 weeks.


I had never heard of this “influencer” before and consider myself pretty internet savvy.


I then lost interest in her, because her Instagram wasn’t that interesting.


She popped back on my radar with the Nancy thread, and then she disappeared from my mind again until the Anna article came out, and then I took a great interest in checking in on her, because I just found her funny and her antics amusing (in a sad way).


So this has been on my mind for a while:


How does she continue to have such loyal fans who will send her lots of money, because she claims to not be able to afford food or rent or whatever, when there is photographic evidence all over her apartment of her bougie taste in decor, perfumes (Byredo perfume costs anywhere from $200-300 a pop), shit tons of plants and flowers, which aren’t cheap.


Basically, I just found out that this 1 girl is only snapping me again because my friend basically told her to (told a friend to tell her), and now I’m 99% sure she’s just snapping me to be nice (plus the delivery times and opened times shit are mad long).


Like, I don’t really care what mean, shit people on the internet say.


But when I got nobody in real life, all I have is the internet, and it does kind of hurt a bit when I just want to vent my problems.


And I’d be fine if it got maybe a single upvote and no comments, and I’d be fine.


I don’t like when people type huge paragraphs or dump a lot of stress on me about their problems.


I don’t like when people mumble on the phone or if they ramble on, and it’s all about them.


I’m talking about “ppl” instead of people “u” or “ur” instead of “you” or “your”, “tho” instead of “though” and so on.


It’s getting old, and you look like an idiot when you spell like this.


Maybe a little earlier, I don’t know, because I’m usually at work, but my download speed is now stuck at the 64mb/s range.


Now I understand at peak times it should drop, I even understand that since more people are at home I’m going to see lower numbers, but to go from 500 to 60…


I’m curious how likely it is that a post on my personal space will be shown to people.


Please write “+” in the comment if you see this.


If anyone says anything remotely offensive on the internet, everyone just has to say you can die or something.


Damn, some people need to stop overreacting to stuff on the internet, Jesus!


I’ve come up with a list of all the questions I could think about (there’s kind of a lot, lol), so I would really appreciate it if someone would take the time to answer them.


If anyone is willing to PM me and chat about their test day experience and answer all my questions, that would be great too!


I’m gross and only brush in the morning.


I guess I don’t see the need, because who the fuck cares?


But now it seems that you’re all making grits without the butter and making us madder than a wet hen, I must say!


We were preparing to tour more plantations than Carter’s got little pills but you done gone and brought up them “slave owners” now.


It isn’t amounting to anything more than a hill of beans!


If I had my druthers, I’d have just taken my business over yonder to the white-friendly plantation and learnt something decent about history.


All this chicanery has got me worn slap out!


How do I break off a relationship with my “friend”?


Basically, I put my skate account in my Instagram biography, because I have no posts on my main, and I’m kind of insecure about my body (in some of my clips I’m shirtless, and people won’t expect me to be like shredded or some shit if they add me), and today I got 3 followers (girls from different towns who don’t know me).


I’m really picky though, because I don’t want to have a relationship, unless I actually feel like I’d really like the person and be into them a lot, so I didn’t follow any of them back.


Bro, I’ve been added and un-added on Instagram so many times today that it’s kind of a confidence boost, lmao.


Honestly, most of the posts or memes here are either from people who read the novels or the manga.


I have nothing else to say, come at me angry people, lmao.


Hi guys, I’m a casual just-for-fun gamer, playing 5-6 games a week.


Yesterday it was just pure horror division 10…


I know people want to play the objective.


I get that, but why do you need to shush or watch full replay or every cut scene?


So basically, for A-levels I got 82 RP and wanted to go the NUS business administration but didn’t get in, though I’m quite sure my grade is good enough, and my appeal was rejected 3 days ago… *welp* :-(


I got into SMU business administration, but I still feel damn shit that I didn’t get into NUS, so help change my mind and convince me why SMU is better than NUS, especially for business :-/


I’m most scared that in the future when I work, then people will look down on SMU like elitism discrimination all that, I don’t know, man.


Or will they pay less or not even hire me?


RIP, because SMU is kind of 2nd best and less well known.


I would really appreciate if you all could help me out, especially those currently at university or who have left already.


Other vegans that you’re friends with tell you that they don’t tell other people that they’re vegan.


I feel like it fucks over the vegan community, because they are probably the people that would be more gentle with their words, which is what some people need in order to listen.


I’m a very straightforward, no sugarcoating type of person, and although some people appreciate it, a lot more get upset and start trying to put words in my mouth and twisting things.


Fellow vegans, does it annoy you when...


You honestly deserve to get scammed if you give a random guy on the internet like €300 worth of fake internet points, like, what the fuck are you doing, honestly? lol


Why would you give awards to people? lol


Yes, I agree things like Tumblr made-up identities are weird, and some people do get offended easily, but if what you said is ignorant/bigoted, calling people snowflakes is just weak.


Give yourself a pat on your back if you believed and trusted Tom from the start to the end without any unsureness and trusted him and never lost hope in the series! Props to you!


I think what I am trying to say… this game is not hard.


The main objective, as I understood, is to get the dragon, and don’t die before that.


Even better if you outfarm your opponent.


And trades in lane… if you see the enemy using his escape ability or even damage ability.


And I offered to go out to look at Christmas lights, but he was out of town.


So we couldn’t do that, and now he’s back in town, and I asked him what he’s doing on New Year’s Eve and he said he was going to hang out with two of the managers from our work.


And like, he didn’t offer an invite, and then he said if he cancels with them, would I like to come over, and I just said I don’t know what I’m doing yet, so I don’t know.


There are going to be people on the internet saying “stat padder” but other than his weird hesitancy to drive, he played pretty solid.


I just wanted to say that I love the group channel, it’s amazing, and love your own channels as well.


I love all your videos, and I have a suggestion for a video for the channel:


Do a Minecraft build battle and whoever loses there, the other people get to write something on their Twitter, lol.


I hope you like my idea and can use it for a video.


It’s on Discord for people who are bored or want to chat about anything.


We already have some people who chat and stuff about anything.


It’s chill, edgy, and if you want to join, comment and I’ll direct message you the link.


I just kind of realized that I’ve never had New Year’s Eve plans...


I always think about how I haven’t been able to throw birthday parties or shit like that…


I recently realized that I still don’t have enough friends to have one for my 21st coming up…


I don’t know why I didn’t clue into this though.


Like, I never thought about how people have traditions for this night, besides my sister, who goes out to her friends’ every year.


It’s funny that Covid isn’t affecting my New Year at all…


Anyway, I guess I’ll just watch a movie tonight, lol.


Hello, I’m looking for people to talk to, maybe play some games or watch anime together.


Just please be aware that I’m not very good at upholding conversations. uwu F/20


But like, I can’t see any mention on the design notes, etc.


Where do people get the information from?


I want DMs, because it’ll get deep and I can’t reply to 300 people like that.


Also, I need 500 characters so here come the blah blahs.


I’m not saying that they should be ashamed to be turned into girls or that I’m being stereotypical towards a person being a girl, but I am saying that they won’t like to do it, because they are humans with their own choices, and not agreeing to be a girl isn’t making them a women anti.


Like, how many guys around you would be willing to be turned into Disney princesses or to play that butt game?


Maybe they get used to this with time but how much time?


And maybe they know that they have to do all this for the entertainment of fans.


But knowing this isn’t making anything better for them until they happily and genuinely agree to it.


I sometimes feel sad for them when they are asked to do all this.


I wouldn’t like it if you tried to make me a man and wanted me to dance in front of so many people, even though I am a tomboy.


So I just hopped on PC from PS4, not even 2.5k games played there.


I played a few decent games since I frankly suck with a keyboard and mouse, and yet for the past week or so I am matching with people 2000 kills and predators even.


Yet I haven’t even a hundred games played and about 80 kills with all characters.


I can’t improve if I get shit on every game.


I see a lot of people on here who seem hella sad, so if you’re really sad, I’m down to chat.


So yeah if you are down for a chat, or long-term friendship, I’ll be more than happy to do so.


So I always see people talk about sending designs and edits to Affinity, but how do I do that?


I’ve worked at OD for almost a year and none of management has mentioned it.


We do every type of editing in store and I hate it.


Like we’re out here doing stuff that I’m pretty sure is supposed to get sent out to Affinity based on what I see on here.


But yeah, is more of this information on the store portal or where can I learn more?


I’m extremely tired of creating/editing shit for last-minute, rude customers :-)


One person in the server was selling the set for 100k, and I was like “Hell no, that’s not worth 100k”, like bruh. .-.


Why do people find the new set expensive?


I know the girl I posted about is a troll people, but oh well, she’s got her 6 minutes of fame time to take the posts down.


Tell me about yourself and we can go from there.


I don’t understand how people can build what they do...


I love building but I guess my creativity isn’t well tuned as a lot of people’s is, and it bothers me that I can’t build amazing stuff.


I know I could if had the creative side, ugh!


I just tend to give up after a while and settle for simple crap to pass for ok.


I care about how I affect people a lot but try not to show it.


It’s hard for me to join in conversations with big groups of people, which is related to ADHD.


Sometimes my sensitivity can make me kind of stand-offish to people I don’t know.


I’ll try to act like I don’t care if someone doesn’t like me but drunk people will fall to the floor begging them to.


These all are ADHD things though, because of rejection sensitive dysphoria.


I’m a good listener. A lot of people view me as really cute or innocent.


I can have a really, really, really flirty personality at times.


I remember in high school, my friend’s mom said I had the “personality”, so I’d probably be the first to have a boyfriend.


But when she’s in the wrong or when someone holds her accountable, she just throws the biggest temper tantrum ever and just disrespects anyone/everyone who doesn’t agree with her and screams about how she doesn’t care.


Or more specifically in her words “I don’t give a fuck”.


She’ll never take accountability or apologize and becomes the biggest hypocrite.


All the things she screams at people to not do to her, she turns around and does the exact same rude, petty shit to anyone/everyone else that doesn’t agree with her.


I think the main reason she does this is because my sister acts just like my mom, and my mom can’t stand it/accept that


In class, I’ve usually been really quiet, but sometimes I’ll meet someone I click with in class and be really, really chatty.


I think I get along best with girly fun girls, overly confident queen B, feisty type people, and just gossipy people.


My friends and their families see me as really bubbly and excitable.


Although most people see me as sweet, soft spoken, and quiet.


I’ve always been a smiley, happy person though.


I do really like making others happy or seeing people I know and having a friendly conversation.


Sometimes I’m at a loss for words or boring.


Although sometimes I’m not when drunk - I heard people with ADHD are both.


I don’t know if people would even want to.


I just want to know if that’s allowed, and if not, where would be a good place to post that.


(I’ve watched Dragonmar and other people’s videos but that would be hard to be a me-specific video on there)


I haven’t done this before, but I’ve seen enough to get a gist of it so like…interests :-)


We can definitely talk about anime (especially romance - I’m a sucker for it), we can talk about games and go into detail about lore and stuff, creepy stories go hard, and really I’m just down for anything :-)


I’m not gonna be weird so long as you’re not weird.


Any age or anything is fine with me and uh yeah… if I didn’t do this right let me know :-)


Oh and I’ll absolutely talk more on Snap.


I care about a lot of people and I can’t just... make people be happy.


I just want to make everybody I care about happy.


I think that some people here are AI or something.


I started chatting with her and a co-worker of hers who was in high school in the late 90’s.


She said everyone was watching wrestling back then, and it was a cool thing.


Now no one gives a shit 😭 (I don’t really blame them sometimes).


I asked her “why do you think people stopped liking it”, and she said “because it’s garbage.


It’s come on Fox on Fridays and as soon as 7 o’clock hits, I change the channel”.


I had to include that in there, because she’s so funny 😂😂😂


Hey, I can’t fall asleep and this platform seems pretty interesting.


Hit me up if you think we could hit it off well.


I hope we have a great time, future chat buddy ;-) 😁


It’s kind of weird, I’m not going to lie.


These motherfuckers can outrun, outswim or outstam (through venom) anything that tries to get them.


Mine is literally covered in scars head to toe from escaped or successful fights.


I just finished the show so I’m a little behind everyone but equally obsessed and want to talk about it so much, lol.


Also by sidestory I mean something that’s not part of the main plot!


One of the best games ever that I have played!


I’d always heard of Mac for years but never really checked him out in detail until a couple of months ago, and now he’s one of my favorite and most often listened to artists right now.


Now for this one, it’s kind of hard, because the enemies are so cool for this game, but... If I had to choose, I’d say I like the clown the most.


I just think their design and movement is super neat.


Plus they are one of the few if not the only enemy in the game that doesn’t have a single other variation from what I remember.


Honestly, I wasn’t going to make one, but I want to at least give my two cents especially since I disagree with a lot of others’ lists.


Not to say that my list is right, because this is all subjective anyway, which is why I hate making them.


Here we go again, another character fighting tier list!


In my opinion, Lily for the most part is a rather likeable character (keep in mind I’ve only played a bit of season 1 up to like part of episode 3).


Unlike her father, Lily tries to work with Lee and for the most part the group.


She is a bit of a bitch, because she has to.


Yes, I got spoiled on that and a few other things.


He is what looks like a college student, yet he is useless and needs rescuing 24/7.


Please don’t downvote me into oblivion if I missed something.


I pretty much just use it for drums and I like making complex beats.


So 4 isn’t really cutting it anymore and piano roll editing drums kind of sucks in my opinion.


Is there a way to make the step sequencer into 8th or 16th notes in FL?


I’m not a trans man, but I am interested in knowing someone’s perspectives who has lived both as a woman and as a man.


(Not a lot of people get to experience what it is like to be perceived as both genders)


I feel before Neo figured it out, the way he was speaking was ok, but after… in my opinion, he should have gone full Hugo Weaving speech.


I just wanted to share my opinion not being a United fan, on the game against Burnley.


Now you’ve got two good left backs in good form.


Also I wanted to say AWB had a much better game, I thought.


After the shitty games and Dalot playing well I personally thought AWB improved a lot.


I would be fine if it was changed to tome can only drop at 4-6,


Yes this also ties into the item drop timing issues, but for me I can live with those issues but not this.


It’s kind of an odd question in my opinion, but I have a ball python who I just got to eat frozen/thawed for the first time (yay!), but she seems to prefer medium rats.


I’ve tried frozen/thawed large rats with no success.


First medium I offer and I got her to eat.


I know it’s like a meme or something of “Dark Souls player complains about the combat” or something similar, but I just don’t get the combat.


I can do DS3 Deathless, I know how to parry at about above average skill, I have played a shit ton of Ghost of Tsushima lately.


I know it’s not a difficult game, but hear me out real quick if you know the game.


Why do so many morons try to download PC game torrents when firstly they don’t have any idea of how a torrent even works (it’s so damn easy though!).


Comments like “The link doesn’t work”, rofl!


You’re just way too dumb to know you need a torrent program.


So I get tipped on the app, they gave me cash at the door, then took away the tip on the application after?


What the fuck is even the point of that?


This shit has never happened before, but now it’s happened 3 times this week.


Once the cash tip was less than the app tip...


Not going to lie, Teamfight Tactics is a good mode, but it’s like Hearthstone a good game to play on your phone, not something to grind out all day all night, like what the fuck?


It’s not even that engaging (ideal game to turn on, prep up and alt tab until it’s next time you can do anything).


I know it’s a scientific things and all, but some of the posts there are just too much.


And some bloke is saying “I tried the 3 jump and eat banana method but didn’t lucid dream?!” every few hours.


Maybe the posts are just getting a little too imaginative?


Like everyone is gathered and shows fake smile, fake dance, fake love and I am like “Dear lord, what the fuck is happening, ooh”.


So I am a first time cup user, and I got the Saalt cup at Target.


I decided to do a dry run in the shower today, and it went in pretty fine after a few different fold methods were attempted (C-fold + 17 year-old virgin = ow).


I got it in with the 7-fold, and it may not have been perfect but a great first try.


I go to take it out and how the fuck am I supposed to do this with my long ass acrylic nails?


In one way, it kind of helped me find the cup lowkey grip, but god damn was it difficult trying not to stab myself.


If so how would that conversation go down?!


Okay, what the fuck! Arlo now knows Sera (I don’t know how to spell her full name) is John’s weakness.


First of all, we’ve seen they are greedy as fuck (OK, not as much other mobile studios, but still).


Second, the game needs a lot of work to work well (even if it was designed for high-end phones).


Even that (oh, Allah may forgive me) damn Fornite mobile is better optimized nowadays.


(on an article about how it’s “40 degrees in some parts of Europe”)


> what the fuck, lol, that’s not hot at all.


(“[city] experiences average annual temperatures of 16°C”)


Sometimes it will cause me to have racing thoughts, others it chills me the fuck out and gives me nods similar to codeine.


I think it has something to do with whether or not a woman looks at me and thinks I’m ugly.


But if a women looks at me and feels indifferent and even thinks I’m decent looking, I get good effects from the stuff.


If you shoot an enemy then crouch to become invisible, even if they don’t detect you, they will waltz right over to exactly where you are.


I should’ve just grabbed a submachine gun and power armor.


I finally beat him after so many tries, most of them being on his second phase.


I got 7th place on the last event with Magaki but have 2960 points and get 50 frags instead of 80 for 7-10 place.


(I need 55 Magaki frags and I get 50 - just feel my suffering)


Also in another event with gamer764 I have around 8000 points and got 4th place and got rewards for 4th place, not for 1st.


What’s it with needing 7k points or more?


I made plans to go camping during a day we were going to see each other, and I got a bunch of texts on how she wished I was still free Wednesday, and so I canceled it, and now she won’t stop saying sorry that’s not what she meant.


I told her I was going on another one next month (lie) to make her feel better, but I didn’t.


But I don’t necessarily need top of the line if that also means the light will be heavy and bulky.


I prefer high speed, low drag equipment.


Would prefer to use AA batteries rather than being tethered to 16850s.


Okay, so I’ve got less than a chapter left in Gardens of the Moon and I still can’t understand what the fuck Oponn is trying to achieve through all their/its meddling.


Is there something I’m missing, is it continued in another book, or is it just a dead end?


What the fuck! I posted a literal anime foot and still didn’t even make most controversial post of the day, let alone of all time.


It would be very helpful if all of you original posters out there actually said what the fuck it was that everyone is talking about before going on a banter about it!


Such as “now I understand why this [brand name] thing has everyone going crazy”…


To someone that is not constantly in the loop about the different changes, that doesn’t mean much to me.


If it’s too long to type, reference the original post, news article, video, whatever at the beginning of your post.


And the scary thing, I am not in the “DFW teams are cursed” camp or a #FireJD type.


However, some of this stuff is bugging me too much.


When Corey Perry being signed by the Stars is not the biggest potential what the fuck transaction among DFW teams, that is a bad sign.


I’m building a PC, but in the meantime I’m using a crappy 13-year-old PC.


I got money for Rust, bought it and it took 4 hours to download, 1 hour to load and 5 hours to load a server.


After I hit a tree with my rock, my game crashed.


At this time it was 12:47 am and I just said fuck it and went to bed ready for a whole lot of shit today.


Me: Yes! Why did you give your kid permission to enter my house without my permission?


EM: GT just wanted Smores and to find treasure.


GT pulls out one of the treasures from his backpack.


My girlfriend’s face just turned red, because the treasure he found was her dildo.


My girlfriend snatches that out of GT’s hand.


GT: But it’s mine - I found it and finders keepers.


Me: Why the fuck are you not watching your son, EM, because he has embarrassed my girlfriend and entered my home without permission.


EM: I heard you. What is that cover? *points to album cover*


Me: Oh, I think that’s a reference to cu-


EM: *cuts me off again* to satanic ritual.


It was at this moment I knew this was a entitled parent.


EM: But my EK needs it. He’s got his degree.


EM: How dare you swear in front of my son?


She left for another dude (a player), has strung me along this whole time pretty much and been hot and cold.


Now she’s on to another guy as of the end of March and is currently on vacation with him for 9 days in another state.


However, she takes the same bike trail as me (the only one) for the past few months and we run into each other every couple weeks and have small talk.


About a week and a half ago, we talked for well over an hour on the trail.


Kind of disrespectful to the new boyfriend, huh?


We get along and she told me happy birthday on May 3rd.


However, I will not be wishing her one today.


Birthdays are a big deal to her, but I can’t think of a reason why I should…


After going “uh no?”, she sends me a picture of said candle holder from her kitchen.


I of course go “what the fuck, you’re home?”, and it turns out she left an hour ago from the hospital.


So I’m beyond pissed that I was even concerned for three days.


TLDR: sickly narcissistic mom went into hospital for 3 days.


I find out she’s home because of a candle holder.


It’s been a few years and I don’t care to look back so long as we can be happy together, but it’s really hard for her.


The thing that hurts her the most is that I let her go through my phone after finding the nudes and there was a message I sent to someone on Facebook in response to her calling me beautiful because of a song I made that I was sharing.


I was very flirtatious, maybe more so than I was with my girlfriend when I was first talking to her, and that has been echoing in my girlfriend’s mind.


I was hoping us having two puppies to love would help draw her back to being in love with me again, because we have them to bond over, but she still can’t say “I love you too”.


She doesn’t accept when I try to give her compliments, because I’ve said rude things in the past when I used to drink (2 years ago).


You can try fancy elaborate games, but if you stink and dress like shit, best of luck to you, but I don’t see it happening.


Working as a waiter has definitely forced me to up my grooming by trimming my nails, wearing Versace Crystal Noir and other fragrances etc., which I believe is the reason why most girls, even if they’re taken, at least are willing to have a conversation with me.


Rejection is the ultimate tool for self-development, and even though I’ve been shot down by countless numbers of women in my life, I never let it get me down and I’m so proud of myself for even having the confidence to speak to these women, even though I may not have Hollywood good looks or charisma like Will Smith xD.


You guys are all beautiful and I wish you all the best of success with finding your companions :-)


She’s 18 inches long and weighs 56 grams at 15 months.


I’m just curious if this is a pretty average growth rate for females or is she growing really fast?


She eats like an absolute champion every 4-5 days and she’s already longer than some males get, so I’m curious!


The anime is about a main character that’s in a game, but she doesn’t realise it, but the system says she’s dead and etc.


I would like to watch the rest of it, so please help me.


I don’t know if to others it’s strange, but to me it was.


I got Covid by kissing another guy for the first time, so I had to tell my mum.


I could’ve just lied and said it was because of sharing cups or kissing a girl, since I’m bi-sexual, but I knew my parents would be accepting...


My mum was very disappointed, because she thought she knew me well, and though I told her everything, but now she couldn’t trust me anymore, because blah blah blah…


Basically, he was very disappointed in me, and actually took time to convince her that I didn’t feel like telling her, because it’s private to me... until today.


She doesn’t really trust me like before, but she’s ok, lol.


Today it’s my birthday, so I’m sharing my “strange” coming out story.


So me and my friend started playing Valorant again and want us to learn communications such as heaven and all of that.


Now I know what heaven is, but I don’t know others, and if there is a website I would be happy to have to look at it :D


(If you’re still confused, I’ll give a scenario: “I hit the Jett, she’s in heaven”, like the location.


She’s an awesome cook, does all the grocery shopping.


My aunt and I will be helping out too, but she’s not a good cook either, lol.


So I want to make their lives easier by meal prepping, and to make sure my mom is eating well.


(I got this a lot where a girl gets hired and I have to help them, they are always rude to me for no reason, unless the woman is older or it’s a guy)


She’s all nice and sweet to everyone else, but she’s just rude to me.


She will take credit from me and blame me when stuff goes wrong (not to my face).


The moment she is around guys and other people, she belittles me.


She talks good about herself, takes my credit then blames me when something goes wrong and everyone in my department goes along with it., which is wrong.


When she is there, she doesn’t do any work and clowns around with the guys but only when the managers aren’t there.


The worst part about it is that people really like her and think me and her are close friends.


The “false advertising” on the A4 passive is very easy to understand if you just read the whole skill, where it says multiple buffs can’t co-exist.


Maybe I’m the only one, but I think this is all dumb and also kills a lot of people’s excitement.


I don’t like to hear people freaking out for no reason over a five star, lol.


He was fine, but everyone freaked, because he wasn’t doing enough to dumpster content and was balanced.


I’ve seen lots of people in the fandom make rude or racist comments about Liberty and it’s disgusting.


Stop making fun of the actors’ ethnic features.


There is nothing wrong with her lips or having big lips in general.


Honestly, it’s just sick and not cool to behave like that.


And it’s not even just Liberty. I’ve seen people talk about Sav and also Jimmy’s hair.


(Also moderators, please don’t take this down.


I really want people to see it, and I have done nothing wrong.


I’ve been having some of my posts randomly deleted for no reason)


(As simple as removing the salad and remaking it without guacamole.)


She then told me we gave her less meat, when I brought back the same plate without guacamole.


I am making this because of one reason only.


I have to keep my puppy in her crate at night, because if I don’t she will poop on the floor.


So there’s already 6-8 hours of her being inactive.


Then I have work, which is again 6-8 hours.


I have to keep my Corgi in my bathroom at this time, because if I don’t, she will reek havoc unsupervised.


Am I the asshole for starting a fight with an old friend (strong swearing)?


So me and my crush were on a group chat on Snapchat with my friend.


Me and my friend were arguing as a “joke” and then she said she preferred older guys, and my friend was (M14), and I said I’m a year older than you, and she says “what I mean by older guys, I mean aged 17” and it hurt my heart.


TLDR: My crush says she prefers dudes who are 17 years old and I’m 16 and she’s 15 and it broke me down.


Hello I am new on here, but I don’t know if I am the butthole or entitled one this story.


This is short, but I was expecting to get a tattoo for my 18th birthday like any 18-year-old, but I wanted to go to this one shop that my brother goes to.


I direct messaged the artist I wanted, but nothing for 2 months.


Like yeah, I understand they are booked for summer tattoos, but at least say “Hey I am booked for the rest of ____”.


But I was like “ok, well I am going to look at another artist’s work from this shop that does small tattoos.”


So me and my brother decide “ok, let’s go to the shop and ask, then we will at least get a answer”.


We go, and this young girl attends to us. Let’s call her Brenda.


Brenda said “well you can do the tattoo with me”.


I said “I’ll be back. I’ll think about it”.


I got back in the car and scrolled through her work.


It was good work, so I went back and told her “yeah let’s do this”.


She didn’t even ask for ID, which I found weird, because I had gotten my piercings done by the same shop and they needed to have ID on records and so on.


I brushed it off, since she’s new and all.


She worked on me for an hour, told me all the necessary tattoo care stuff and said after 3 or 4 weeks to let her know if there need to be fixes and that it was on her.


4 weeks passed and there were a lot of mistakes made, because I got a small tattoo heartbeat with a “;” in the middle, but the period on top was a small heart.


The right side of the heart was smaller then the other side, and some of the lines were thick to thin then broke to thick again.


So I reset it, and yeah oops, I was doing it wrong all this time.


Did anyone else kick it away and get mad it wasn’t dying?


Then afterwards she began to text very dry, and like through text she kind of sounded mad.


I texted her in the night yesterday asking if she’s mad, and like she said she’s only a bit let down.


I was really confused afterwards as she began to drag text me, and like I apologized to her and she said its alright.


Then I just told her I’m going to sleep, and she just left my message on delivered and, like, she didn’t reply until today.


How to tell whether she’s mad at me or just annoyed, because right now I’m really confused?


Would I be the asshole if I was just a bigger sarcastic asshole to another asshole?


Her tumors are beginning to open through her skin, she won’t jump, painkillers don’t help, she ate a lot yesterday but won’t eat or drink today, she hid most the day, but... it’s hard, because she’s alert.


It feels wrong, because she looks at me like “I love you.


But the vet said she wasn’t even supposed to live this long, and the tumors will only get worse, and even if we had done chemotherapy, it would have only prolonged it.


I don’t know what to do now, because she and the ex-friend were the only people that I had.


What should I do to try and regain my relationship, because she’s helped me through a lot over our 2 years of dating?


TLDR: My girlfriend broke up with me because of something someone said, and I want to regain my relationship with my girlfriend.


He waited for me to leave to fire someone who has been a dedicated employee, because she’s a person of color with tattoos and “fits the part” of someone he considered would be on drugs.


I reported all this high up, because I need to protect my staff, but I’m worried that this will turn around and bite me.


She was playing Captain Save a Hoe, almost caught a domestic case over this woman’s situation with this girl’s “crazy” baby daddy.


She never wanted to build a life with me.


I knew she would be all in if I had a kid on me.


They’ve grown out to the point they look kind of awkward, and she’s saying I should get them filled, but would it be weird or bad (like for my nails) or anything to ask about getting them completely redone with something I’d like better?


She said she might have some clothes that fit me.


She’s so supportive and nice, oh my God!


So, it’s 0:34 the first of January while posting this, and my sister (F14) just ruined my New Year by calling my mum fat and telling her she’s a drinker when she poured herself a glass of champagne, which she only does on her birthday on Christmas Eve and on New year.


Now my parents are pissed off, my grandparents are pissed off, and my sister thinks she was funny.


The same thing happened on Christmas Eve, and now the whole feeling of New Year is gone and I hate my sister.


P.S. English is my second language so sorry for my spelling.


Why have they got to be good at everything?


It was a mistake getting the booster the day before New Year’s.


Literally most of today we spent cuddling and talking about random shit and I almost cried 🙏


I’m going to ask her to be my girlfriend at midnight :-)


Also, happy New Year’s Eve and happy New Year everyone!


First of all, the satisfaction I get from saying I am the manager when customers ask for one is amazing.


Second of all, a customer comes in for the second time, mad because I didn’t do copies from a book because of copyright.


She goes “well, I called customer service and they said you were not supposed to reject me like that”.


And I’m like ??, ma’am it’s in our policy.


I don’t care what customer service says.


She keeps on being rude and yapping then throws the book on the counter and goes “make my copy”.


Like, lol, not when you act rude like that.


Our cat is getting fixed on the 11th, and she’s such a cuddly, loving, little girl and I love her cuddles every night and in the morning.


I’m just scared that she isn’t going to be like that after she gets fixed.


Do you think since she’s in the habit now and loves cuddles and such she’ll do it all her life?


Me and my partner have this running joke that I don’t fart.


It started out as a joke after I told her that as an answer to a truth or dare question on our first date.


Recently she’s been asking me if I’ll fart in front of her.


She says her friends have all heard their partners fart and it’s weird she’s never heard me do it.


I can’t believe she saying I’m depressed looking while she’s such a shy girl and weird thinking she’s not.


I hate it, but they are my only friends.


She’s calling me cringe without a reason...


One is immature and shy and always pulling me down.


The other is fine, just jealous, and it’s getting on my nerves.


My boyfriend’s and my fear however is that in a few years when we’re ready to settle down, Gina will be wanting to move in and be long term with her own boyfriend.


I love my boyfriend and desperately want to keep his system happy.


But I am not going to allow any more pushing of the boundaries.


Boundary Issues with my boyfriend’s alter.


She was super keen for a second date and we arranged a location but not a date, due to the Christmas holidays.


I appreciate it’s a busy period for people, so our responses were like 1 per day.


She was up-front when we met and said she’s shit at texting, and has apologised when we were speaking for slow replies, something to which I said “don’t worry, I know you’re busy!”


The conversation seems to flow well, lots of questions from her side in the conversation.


However, I’ve not received a response for 3 days (unread), but she’s viewed my story and posted a story since.


So I was all ready for the New Year actually thinking positive and the changes I’m going to make, etc.


Then I see he’s posted a picture of them both that she’s taken saying “love of my life”.


He also put a status about 2022 being a special one.


Ex’s boyfriend posted a picture of them :-(


Every time I ask other people for advice on this situation, they all tell me that she’s probably insecure and looks up to me (even though she’s older, what the fuck?) and that I shouldn’t blame her for the way she feels.


I cannot talk about anything without her either trying to copy me or compete with me.


Recently I’ve been losing weight, and our family members noticed and commented on it.


In the corner of my eye, I could see her getting uncomfortable and then obviously she brought herself up and started talking about her accomplishments.


We agree to separate as our marriage was hitting a nose dive in general.


We do intensive therapy and things seem to be great.


In our anniversary month, what do I see on his phone Snapchat?


I look at it again, I see Jane, but this time I can look at their conversation history throughout this whole year and last.


He’s only a month old, and like most new owners, I’m worried about if he or she is not eating enough.


I try to feed him in periods throughout the day, but so far I’ve only been able to feed him about 6-7 crickets.


I’ve tried feeding him some vegetables too, but the guy doesn’t show any interest in them.


Is there anything I’m doing wrong or is he just fine and I’m overly worried?


Then I found out about this really cool website called Complex.


They’re sort of like journalism but better, since they’re all about hip hop.


I found out about Travis Scott through Complex.


Before, I listened to trash artists with no aesthetic, but Travis Scott made me realize that aesthetic is really important.


Now I like Tame Impala, and I’ve started dressing weirder, I bought my first pair of joggers last week and hopefully I’ll wear them soon.


Is it just me cringing at the Twitter posts by Albatross?


Everyone who knows who he is knows his stance.


He’s making it seem like XVG is a sinking ship at the moment, and it’s doing fine.


He’s got a solid reputation on the streets, in the jails. Everywhere this guy goes, everyone knows him.


He was trying to explain to me how to get more karma on Reddit, because I feel like I’m not really known.


My issue is that he seems to have no ambition anymore.


He doesn’t work and doesn’t make an effort to finish school, even small trade schools for a certification as an EMT.


He failed it the first time by 2 points, and I think he fears failure so he doesn’t really want to try anything anymore.


He’s been unemployed for over a year now and failed that school almost a year ago.


I’ve gotten Super Smough about 5 times, but I always get stuck in his nuclear butt bomb aura.


I swear I’m far enough away, but it still shocks me in 1 hit.


I’m using a 2H battle axe +10 gargoyle helms and naked (even with tattered armor it doesn’t seem to make a difference) Chloranthy ring and ring of steel protection.


I know by throwing myself at them enough times I’ll get them, but it’s slowly wearing at my sanity.


I know what to do, but I seem to always get caught in a dumb combination or something.


I bet you didn’t bother reading the whole number, or notice the letter I put in there, and now you’ll go back to check only to realize there was no letter.


What I if also told you you read this sentence wrong too?


I hope you’ll carefully read through the rest of this post :-)


19/F Aw shit, here we go again for the 7754378435116th time.


If I just want to make Draven my 1 carry, how should I do it?


I know he’s a good unit, but what items can turn him into a god?


I tried healing sword and rapid fire cannon, but I get lost after that.


However, his shield’s gun is overpowered and his rewind ability is somewhat annoying.


However the most annoying thing is his shield.


If you place down the shield and just use it to stop bullets that’s fine.


However I was playing as Skye today and threw my ult at his shield.


It did not activate, because it got absorbed.


I don’t know about other players’ opinions, but I believe that Atlus should be nerfed a good bit so he’s not overpowered enough to counter everything.


I didn’t think anything of it, so when I went to give the last cookies on the shelf to him, the entitled kid started screaming “Mommy, he stole my cookies!”


Then entitled parent walks up and starts yelling “Give those cookies back to my daughter! Give them back!”


And I did not know what to say at first, but then something came to mind: just say “but I didn’t.”


Then my sister takes the cookies from my hands and handed them to my dad.


That’s when my dad noticed (he’s old — sad he didn’t realise a little bit earlier)


He called a manager to the scene, and the manager told us to continue and he’ll deal with it.


But tomorrow I’m no longer putting up with it.


He would be the one to reach out all the time.


And if I answered, it was only about the class he was paying me to do.


He is still on my car insurance, and he messaged me on Friend asking what was going on with it.


I answered the next day and said I didn’t change anything.


After that part of the conversation ended, I asked him how he was doing about the death of his dog.


(He is deployed and his dog was his world)


He said that he’s good when he doesn’t think about it and how he told his mom to cremate him, etc.


So me and a friend ended up making a poster.


We used my name and I’ll credit his Instagram below.


I’m glad we got both our ideas in the poster for the game and our story.


Would you guys like either homemade lore or not?


I couldn’t post this on the Fallout Reddit for some reason.


Is it even possible for ITSOKTOCRY to blow up outside of the 3 songs he’s had do extremely well?


Like get burst into the mainstream rather than just have a few albums do well then fall off?


Me and my friend have been playing Minecraft together for a while, and they made their own server so we can play on it together alone, cool.


I have always told my friend how much I despise griefers, because they don’t just destroy something in a game, they destroy hours of work, and it fucking sucks.


My friend lately has been really mean to me when we are playing, constantly saying I’m mean if I don’t go half way across the map to give him material that can be easily obtained where he is, literally repeating to me non-stop how I’m “mean” or a “bad person”, because I’m busy doing something so I can’t go give him his shit.


Well, I finally get a chance to let loose and have a wine date with a childhood friend of mine that I don’t see often at all.


We drink (at my house) while the kids are playing and such.


Towards the end, my husband sends me a Facebook message saying he’s ready for her to leave (she’d been there 2 hours at this point) and then he starts passive-aggressive cleaning in front of us.


He’s going through a divorce so he keeps telling me that’s taking all his money.


I didn’t give him a title as I didn’t even get one when I bought it.


It was salvaged from some guys at a used car lot.


They gave me a bill of sale, but I’ve long since lost it.


Should take him to court or do you think it’s not worth it?


So I just told this guy in my class, who was also weird as fuck and gave it to him saying “oof, I sat on it. It broke. Do you just want it?”


I have OCD and immediately got ashamed and was like “lol, why’s it gross?


It’s the same as a whole one (and along that line), like, lol, why?”, and he was like “ok, oof, it’s not” and I’m like “lol, why did you say that?”


I was saying it jokingly, but I’m afraid I looked weird.


Why’s she upset or playfully upset that I don’t want it?


My human staff comes home tasting of sausages and cheese.


I think she has another fluff she is making treats for.


What does your human taste of when they come home?


I can tell where your human has been and what they do by taste when they come back?


Hey guys, I just wanted to share this helpful application with you all :-D.


It’s not that I am trying to promote this application or something.


That’s why I thought it might even help you guys out.


I’ve seen quite a lot of people struggling to increase their team OVRs, and many are thinking to buy players, but can’t decide which will boost their team OVRs the most.


This application helps to calculate the OVR of your team after filling all the players in their respective positions.


It is really tough for most people (F2P players) to keep on buying and selling players to decide our team OVR since it will result in a huge loss of coins (because of 10% EA tax).


What’s the recommended amount of dedicated RAM I should have to server?


If you are reading this, you should be ashamed of yourself.


Once upon a time, there was a girl named Star Butterfly.


She had blond hair, blue eyes and a super cute and colorful dress.


One day she got kicked out of Mewny (her home dimension) by her mean mom >:-( just because she made a mistake.


On Earth, there was a boy named Marco Diaz.


He liked safety and he was super handsome.


Everybody at school was in love with him!


So anyway, Star came to the principal’s office.


He was like “Star, this is Marco. He’s your guide.”


Star looked at Marco and she was shocked.


“lol, thank you” he said, blushing, and he winked.


So they walked around school and they became friends.


“Ok, since you’re my best friend now, I should probably tell you who I am”, said Star.


Then she took out her wand and created 667 laser puppies!


I currently have a custom build PC with i7 3770k 32g@1666 RAM and single GTX 1080 GPU.


Should I get a second one for 650 euros or wait for what upcoming years will bring?


GTX 1080 SLI or save money for 11th generation Nvidia xx80 TI GPU?


How many likes can a thoughtless post get as long as I like Telecaster? :l.


If you don’t upvote post you hate Telecasters and should die.


We should rename August to October, because he wasn’t released in August.


I bought GTA4 for Steam PC and it won’t work.


It worked fine for a small year on Windows 7, and now my PC has Windows 10 and it won’t work.


I made Social Club and Games for Windows Live accounts, but it won’t work even with accounts.


It won’t work after the people on screen wait in the loading screen.


Then suddenly when the game should start, it just closes the window and that’s it.


How do we get them to know they should use it?


The only feasible situation I see is a complete and big economic collapse...


I want to use it, because I want to control my own destiny and not be robbed by the central banks or the government and I want to feel my own liberty.


I do not have even $1 in my bank account, because I don’t want to own debt tokens.


I should buy up that limited time bike for Halloween before it disappears next week.


Inside your body, deep beneath your skin, muscles, and not beneath your organs, lurks 1 (one) skeleton.


The skeleton inside you doesn’t even pay rent!


He/she lives in your body so he/she should pay rent!


They freeload off you and don’t even do shit for you.


Edit: I didn’t expect this post to blow up like it has!


Just small information, I’m 5’9 140lbs male.


Currently, my 5k is 1:58.7 and my 2k is a 1:51.1


My coach says I should be 1:49 for a 2k, but I really can’t hold a 1:49 for more than 1200 meters before my split just rises to 2:05-2:10.


Is 1:49 just my coach being a typical “you should be good, but you’re not, so I’m going to give you unrealistic goals”, or should I be at 1:49?


My head hurts when I go krumping heads with other boys!


Green lighting things go all over the place too!


I’ve had to throw up some burny green stuff!


The boss says I should do that more on the battle, the place we’ve been fighting in!


I’ve got a metal stick for my trouble too!


This was received rather poorly, earning me some disapproving comments.


Aren’t you all tired of seeing at least the first two jumping into battle and wiping out your whole team in an instant?


I’ve heard somewhere about people saying that if they weren’t here then, well, the game would be balanced.


Well, I beg to differ, because there’s Akai with his insane disruption and Diggie with his timely ult or maybe even Irithel might be banned because of her deadly ability to snowball and splash ult.


Honestly, the king and queen of this game are Lancelot and his beloved Fanny.


You know, to keep it safe from me in little car where I can go anywhere.


And then Mom-O decides to go to the gym to do a quick workout, whatever that is.


She says to me, “You leave the steak alone, doggo. You be a good girl!”


She tied a plastic bag real tight around the steak.


Then she goes into the gym, and when she come back many forevers later, guess what?


She opens the tiny car and looks at me and looks at the steak bag… and she says, “Good Girl!


And that is the story of me being a good girl.


Mom-O says she should have brought the steak into the gym and left it on the bench next to her with her sweatshirt.


She says she is dumb not to think of that.


Maybe Mom-O will get smart in a few forevers.


Please send me some tips and stuff on what to teach him.


Currently he’s doing pretty good, though the only thing he buys is shotguns, because that’s the only gun he gets kills from.


I already taught him the basics like planting the spike and things like that.


By the way, this is coming from an Iron 3 player (hardstuck, friends say I should be silver and some even say platinum, because I carried a gold player).


Do you know how some motherfuckers exist?


They literally get close to you, then all of a sudden you have problems, and even though you apologize again and again and again, no it’s never enough for them.


I was in a Google Meet, but I told them I’d be back in 10.


I forgot my phone so I went to get it, and guess what, them speaking about you and backstabbing you.


You seriously don’t know what to do and whom to trust anymore.


Maybe I am overthinking, but I’d rather die alone than live among these kind of people.


l have developed feelings for my best friend.


Now, the question is: should l tell her how l feel about her?


Will this affect our relationship that we have?


I’ve been waiting for two years now, savings from then and I barely made 200 USD until now.


I’m still studying, and gaming is my dream… and these prices are giving me depression and hopelessness from life… to be honest…


Some of you are so lucky to get a GPU for free on here… lol…


Am I the asshole? Me (31F) asked my kids dad (43M) to help me finish off stripping wallpaper in the kids’ room so I can finish decorating it.


I recently had surgery and am not meant to lift too much or stretch but felt OK and thought I could do it alone.


I hurt my incisions so asked him to help do the top of the walls where I can’t reach.


After a bit, he said he was done and leaving.


I gave him £20 and said how grateful I am for the help.


Both kids’ beds were full of torn off wallpaper, drawers cracked where he stood on them.


I’ve still 2 walls left unfinished and have spent the last 45 minutes picking up wallpaper from everything.


Am I the asshole if I confront him about the mess or should I let it go and not bother asking in future?


My boyfriend gets impatient easily and gets annoyed when I ask dumb questions (for example, I didn’t know how to fill my tire and he got annoyed after he explained it once and then said “why is it hard? Just fill it”.


Later he was like “babe… it took you an hour to fill your tire?”


Then when I do it myself and don’t ask him he goes “why don’t you ask me? I can teach you or help you”, but I refrain from asking, because he gets frustrated.


The last couple of calls had arguments, as he got mad, because I beat his ass in video games (even though gaming is his only hobby) and I’ve left wondering if our relationship is worth the trouble.


I’ve talked about him to lots of my real life friends, and they all ask why I continue to be his friend, and I can never confidently answer why.


But he’s depressed and lonely and wants my attention as I’m one of the only people who actively tries to interact with him online.


I’m trying a lot of different styles, so let me know what I should change.


Ok, so I swallowed a small piece of box (?) tape as I was trying to bite it off with my teeth, and then I feel it in my ear 😭 not ear but that hole in my throat that leads to the ear. It’s just stuck there, oh my God 😭😭😭


She had me live with a woman once named Chi who said similar stuff, and … it’s just dude what…? Heck, it’s weird.


So maybe it’s both a sort of a paradox (life is), but I just want to know, honestly, did anyone else feel it?


I want a logical explanation please, and if one doesn’t exist, well I mean, because long before… I was “of age” so to speak… for lack of more efficient words that would be appropriate, because I don’t drink, but I’ve…hmm… I’m an adult, let’s put it like that.


There’s other stuff out there, but long before that, me and my family saw a UFO.


Even my stepdad said he couldn’t think of what else it could’ve been, and me and my friends saw this white hooded thing in a park about 10 feet tall and, like… it doesn’t really scare me, because I think it’s the way life is.


They don’t always have to make sense, and others say that too.


Here is an example of two paragraphs written in the alternate spelling system and then in regular spelling:


> The North Wind and the Sun were disputing which was the stronger, when a traveller came along wrapped in a warm cloak.


They agreed that the one who first succeeded in making the traveller take his cloak off should be considered stronger than the other.


Then the North Wind blew as hard as he could, but the more he blew the more closely did the traveller fold his cloak around him; and at last the North Wind gave up the attempt.


Then the Sun shined out warmly, and immediately the traveller took off his cloak.


And so the North Wind was obliged to confer that the Sun was the stronger of the two.


> That quick beige fox jumped in the air over each thin dog under a calm autumn moon.


Look out, I shout, for he’s foiled you yet again, creating chaos.


Ares (Greek mythology) vs. Mars (Roman mythology) vs. Svetovid (Slavic mythology) vs. Odin (Norse mythology) vs. The Big Bang (Atheistic mythology).


I would like to apply for village idiot.


Should I get Horizon Zero Dawn or ELEX, because they are the same price right now, so what should I buy?


By the way, I like open world a lot and shooters, e.g. Skyrim, Battlefield, COD, Ark Survival Evolved.


By the way, I would prefer them really quick.


We are going to try to get the AK-477, because someone said it would help, but where do we find it?!


I reside in Hyderabad, India, currently pursuing my Bachelor’s in computer science.


I am a Canadian citizen, but for enrolment it is required to appear for the IELTS exam.


Now, the doubt that has arisen is… would my admission be considered international or domestic?


On a side note, how hard is it to be admitted to UoT’s computer science program?


What would a typical admitted applicant have to get admitted?


I would prefer a hardcore clan with a plan. With a strict mentality of how certain things would go down.


I mean a clan that always has a goal or target, that also enjoy teamplay.


It’s not a necessity, but it would be nice.


By the way, it’s my first post on this subreddit, so I might not have gotten it all down correct.


I’ve literally heard people tell me they learnt then forgot the entire Japanese language through anime.


I live in a house with a single mother whose first language is Thai and I barely heard English until I was like 4.


She would speak in Thai to me yet I don’t know any Thai.


In fact I watched anime in Thai dubbed as a child.


Fools thinking they are out here saying “konnichiwa” in style, I’m contacting the authorities.


So you know the Panzer, Blue Gitz, the Tau or whatever?


So I, being a Mek, notice that they’ve got tanks and stuff that are flying, right, but they’ve not got the flames coming from whatever thrusters keep them in the air.


And they don’t make the beautiful roar that thrusters make.


I figure some commando would want a flying truck that doesn’t make a noise.


Anyway, the question: “how do I krump gravity without a sound?”


Construction: teleport to house, for when they work on making player-owned houses useful, this would be godly to have.


Heck! Even now, player-owned houses has a permanent dummy for adrenaline building, prayer altar, and if they make it like Old School RuneScape, where you can teleport outside any player-owned house portal, this cape would be used a lot.


Hitpoints: Heal from regeneration ability increased, current perk I doubt would be used at either bossing or slayer.


I got one of my annual minds.com token ads in my mail today (I of course unsubscribed as soon as I found the option) and thought “hey, what the heck, let’s make a visit on the supposedly “alternative Facebook” that I just recently got denied for having a “non-believable name” and waiting further ID specification before I can use it again.”


And so I did and found out on the 2nd or 3rd post that The AJ Show has been blocked on YouTube,


I’m not a fan of rightwing stuff and was actually the reason I stopped watching it 2 years ago, though the small fragrance of freedom was that hard to find among the 90% national-capitalism the site has to offer, but anyhow, I got the idea of a non-censoring video site like LiveLeak but much more simple and less “newsy” that anyone can post on. No content would be removed ❤


I’m at 1500 hours right now, and my instructor still doesn’t let me solo.


I think I’m doing my manoeuvres ok, but the instructor says I still need more practice. I’ve tried my manoeuvres on a flight simulator, and my friend captain says that I should stop sending him videos of me playing GTA on my computer at 1 in the morning, although I trained hard on my flight manoeuvres.


I’m literally crying and shaking right now.


Why don’t they make like Sesame Street for the kids, yo?


Like, it is very educational, I think kids would learn a lot from it.


I’m kind of hoping to find a place that doesn’t charge those exorbitant commission and all the extras.


I have some questions and hope someone can help answer.


1. I saw some ads on Shooroq... no commission, etc.


Are there any hidden costs I need to be vary about?


2. Is there enough parking for the second car?


3. How much would the DEWA charges for a 1BHK come to?


4. Any other areas I should look for in Dubai that has reasonable rent ?


It’s a bit unnerving to manage expenses on 1 person’s salary in this place...


Bones says something like “switchblade on my waist don’t test”, and it was old young teenage bones, and the beat was hella mellow.


Finally it’s giving me an internet connection, but the only problem is, it’s so slow.


It’s capable of loading like Google, but anything else just times out.


And for some reason I can’t access my router admin page.


It’s just a white screen or it times out loading it, or the page becomes unresponsive!


Hey all, so today I was in the group chat with friends, and like four of them were roasting the fuck out of me, and at first it was funny, then my ego and self-respect got crippled after building it up for a couple days.


Yes, I know I am lonely and won’t get a girlfriend, but you don’t need to be jerk like that, haha.


*cuts a potato with my sacrificial dagger*


*throws a handful over my left shoulder for the devil*


*removes a small flask from my jacket and pours blood from it onto my plate in a small thick puddle*


Haha, that’s the good stuff right there.


I’m feeling sad, but it’s okay I guess. Because medicines will help help us all.


Thank you, have a good morning and good night and good evening Truman show, haha.


It’s going to be just as shitty if not worse than last year.


All these skin mods and such, how’s it being done?


Mods? How are people modding Battlefront 2 or is it Photoshop?


Hi, I was wondering whether or not it is worth dropping some money on pets.


Like, I saw how much some people can spend on them to get good results (like T4), and I wouldn’t want to spend that much :-D.


Currently, I have 5 T1 pets, and I wouldn’t mind seeing some increase in their looting speed, but I wonder if dropping “just” $100 would be worth it.


Towards the end of senior year and that summer, I don’t know what happened, but I got a hot body and my face was all “girl, you’ve been through some shit. Have a gift”, so now I’m pretty.


I just made a post on a different subreddit about having a nice date today, which is nice, but I am very hesitant on making friends and stuff because of the last two years.


So like, after my glow up or whatever, more people started talking to me, yeah.


I never really had very many friends, so this was a huge yay!


The first boy I hung out with was really nice, but then we got high and I did very regrettable things I do not like.


Well, that boy was super happy and told lots of boys.


I don’t want to jinx it and call them out by name, but I’m talking with a company and I’m hoping it works out!


I’m excited about all things I’ll be able to do with these free promo products to help other people and possibly get them off some or all of their Rx drugs!


I’m excited for myself, because I have a bunch of medical issues that I do not use Rx drugs for and the other stuff I buy is expensive.


This sponsorship will help me, it will help me help others, and it will help this company as well.


I will be posting more here once I get… comfortable again.


I’m on and off though, and have quite a bit of messages to go through - will get to them when I can :-)


P.S. I don’t have a Snapchat and don’t take any money, I just like to show off, you know, closet slut things :-) lol


I still love him and I cried so much on Valentine’s weekend (don’t judge, lmao), but I said “No. You’re fucked up now.


He never replied to me afterwards, and this interaction took about 10 minutes through text.


Today he says “good lord, what the fuck happened?


He read my reply, which said “I’m so worried about you!


Where did you find it, and why would you take it?


I suspected it, but I want him to be upfront about it with me.


I love him, and he will always be my first, and I’ll always talk to him and care for him, but I don’t want to be held in limbo.


I’m trying to move on and this is now in my head.


I know whenever I say “talk to you later” or “good night” or whatever I want to add an “I love you”. Just casually. To see what happens.


I know that every time I get a text from them I get super excited.


I know when I am having a bad day, just thinking of them makes me feel so much better.


Just knowing I can go home and text them brightens my mood ten-fold.


I know sometimes I daydream about just holding them and being near them.


But what I don’t know is what this means.


It makes me feel like this is an infatuation that will pass.


To be honest, I kind of hope it is, because I don’t think it’s mutual.


Their explanation is that they’re a bad texter, or busy, but honestly so am I (I will takes days or a week to respond), but I don’t leave people on read or open messages I know I can’t respond to at the moment.


It really isn’t that hard to send a quick “talk to you later” either to be honest.


Finally they seem to want to engage with me and basically tell me they’re going to an event and they’d hope to see me there, which they reaffirm the next day and then on the day.


At this point I’m too stressed from a lot of other shit I got going on, and it’s not like we’re really talking, so I just block them.


I don’t know, I need to change my mindset or this and that for my benefit and survival.


I’m still “Ocean Serene”, but maybe I’m... I don’t know, that’s a tough thing to say, I never thought that my girlfriend was just a random.


I love her to death, she is my boo and will always be it.


Just like I said a lot of things, I’m gonna agree that if I change, the world changes.


I want to speak for everyone, but at the same time I can only speak for myself.


I got coke and a few other people saw it, so they bought some coke… erm, I hope my friends are ok (that’s all you weirdos I’m talking about).


To be honest, I’m not ok, but I’m surviving like usual.


Actually I’m all just a bit right and fine. Talk to you later.


[me] lol, it’s 8 hours to [redacted], 7 to [redacted].


[bro] I suppose when you don’t maintain your vehicles, an hour’s drive could be detrimental.


[me] I suppose [redacted] or [redacted]’s wife ratted me out.


I was in the middle of a drunk nap when she pulled up to my house, and I told her you jumped ship.


Told her not to try to contact you, and we can see how well that went.


[bro] I’m sure she’s contacting you for her own self-gratification.


I was in a toxic relationship for 4 months.


During our dating period and a month or so into our relationship, we were great.


One day, both of us were jealous of each other for no reason.


I’m going to admit that sometimes when I feel jealous, I just want her to reassure me like how I reassure her that it’s all good, but she will only reassure me once and then said “bye” or “talk to you later”.


Most of the time in an argument, it’s always my fault.


She won’t admit to anything or say sorry.


I will always be the one to give in so that the fight won’t continue anymore.


And I said “But yeah yeah, you’re right.”


And he said “Yeah, well I’ve got to go. I’m doing something”, and I was going to type “alright, talk to you later”, but I realized we aren’t at that level anymore.


I didn’t have a bad vibe. When the conversation started.


But once he said he’s doing something, my heart dropped.


All these attempts I made were basically shut down.


I like him, but I’m not trying to flirt or do anything!


But he doesn’t seem like he wants to do that.


If he doesn’t want to talk to me, he can just fucking tell me.


I don’t know what else to put besides that I hate the current circumstance of life I live in.


I’m going to give a little insight tomorrow.


I have to reveal my age tomorrow, because if I don’t, it’ll mess up the story.


Um, I don’t know what to type so I’ll type a worry I have.


Um, I don’t think I’ll get the tape gun in time.


She said something like “but I want to make sure that we go as a friend?” thing and I was like “okay, I know”, and sometimes she talks about her relationship and she said “of course I like my long time boyfriend”.


Yesterday when I was at work, she messaged me saying something like “how’s your work doing?”, and I kind of replied to her with a cold tone saying “I’m at work, talk to you later”, and then she, kind of upset: “Okay, I mean I understand you are at work so busy, but you didn’t cut me off like this before; so I kind of get it that you don’t want to talk anymore like before.


It’s been happening for like 2 days now...


This machine can run a goddamn $26,000 3D scanner, but 4 browser tabs on Reddit and new a chat session uses up 87% of my damn memory and 60% of my CPU power and freezes the whole damn thing up.


I’ve got a new complaint! Seriously, what the fuck are you developers doing?


If you think it’s rude to just walk away in the middle of a conversation without excusing yourself, or at least saying “got to go, I’ll talk to you later”, then it’s also rude when texting.


Maybe something came up and you got distracted, etc.


But every single person ghosts in the middle of a conversation.


It’s really not that hard to just say “got to go, I’ll text you later” or “so-and-so just got home, talk to you later”.


Even just “bye” or “be right back” or something!


Today I got mad and just flat out asked him to tell me where the problem was and if I did something wrong.


He said he was with his friends and he didn’t want to ignore them just to talk to me.


I said it wouldn’t be a problem if he had just said something like “I can’t talk right now” or “I’m with my friends, talk to you later” or just literally anything.


He then said I was overthinking stuff and I should “chill out”, so I left it at that.


So am I the asshole and overthinking things?


Am I the asshole for getting mad at my boyfriend after he ignored me for a few days?


So I would usually post this on r/keto, but that subreddit is so intense about their keto.


I have been doing well, and I feel like I’ve lost weight.


Out of nowhere, I get slammed with cravings.


My body is like “bitch, calories please”.


I oh so badly want to make it to my goal weight and flock around on a beach in a bathing suit, and I also want to honor the tenacity that r/keto so proudly espouses in their “no cheat days” mantra.


But, alas, another side of me wants to curl up in my bed with my favorite gluten-free dairy-free carbohydrate dense carrot cake and go to satiety land.


As far I as I know, the concept of mini-album is only around in K-pop (maybe J-pop?).


I’m always disappointed when a long-awaited comeback or something is only some 4 or 5-song album.


I can tolerate a debut album, since you really don’t have a lot of material, but if you’re SNSD or something and you come out with mini after a years long hiatus like Mr.Mr, it’s kind of insulting.


I’m pretty funny, not only because I manage to trip over air and choke on my own saliva far too often, but also because I’m just fucking hilarious to be honest.


I’m from Yorkshire, and that probably makes me cooler than you, because the North is just superior, and I’m ready to die on this hill, but I guess we can be mates.


Ok, I’m running out of people to laugh at my jokes.


Please be able to hold a conversation, lol.


I don’t even know what kind of dog this was, but it was so ugly.


Dogs with wrinkles like Pugs, Shar Peis (I don’t know how to spell it), Bulldogs, Boxers, any dog with those ugly ass wrinkles are so dumb.


I’m not a dog hater at all; I love dogs.


But the breeds that I mentioned are so fucking ugly and gross they shouldn’t be owned, and I’ve literally been told these kinds of dogs need surgery just to live a proper life.


(Wrinkles over eyes cause blindness and over the nose, they can’t breathe)


And yes, I know I’m going to get shit on by all the fucking neckbeards on Reddit that just adore their snot nose little Pug.


Are boobs nice? Because, I don’t know, I’ve never seen them before.


Then he checks the oil level, saying that the oil also smells like gasoline, that gasoline and oil are mixing up together.


He opens one spark plug, sees the massive leak in there literally full up.


Then he call his boss, and the boss says it is not gasoline, it is just oil, “that shit smells like gasoline” 🤦🏾


Even the worker confirmed that I’m not crazy, but ay, maybe I am.


And his worker told me he was going to seal the black thing that goes on top of the spark plug that covers it.


He said he was putting a seal after draining the oil as he mentioned.


As oil drained, the oil sealed the thing so oil doesn’t drip out of it and doesn’t drip to the floor.


But it didn’t help me find the cause of why oil is getting into the spark plug, because a seal on the coil plug ignition 🤦🏾


He tells me if the problem keeps on, it is maybe my oil catch can that is sending way too much oil and is causing the oil leak, that if the problems persist I will have to remove it.


Sorry for the long paragraph, but I need advice.


My rabbit didn’t eat or drink, so I went to check him.


It’s been now 4 or 5 hours and I saw him now drink and eat a little bit.


I have to give him medicines and the thing which is like food, I don’t know.


(He has constipation so I’m going to check if he poops.)


How do I sleep if I have to check on my rabbit?


My sleep schedule is going to become chaotic, lol.


I assume the time has already passed for this, but, I don’t know, I figured I may as well ask.


I kind of forgot I even had those tickets until they announced they’d be touring again today.


Now, my aunts (grandma’s sisters) are telling me I should not give her half of the money due to the way she treated grandma both before and after she passed.


When my grandma first started getting sick, my sister wasn’t the best, because she had just got a new boyfriend.


She didn’t reach out a lot to my grandma, and didn’t go to see her.


I would go out as much as possible, but grandma was also scared of Covid.


The month before she passed, I told my job I couldn’t come in and would drive the hour to her house and stay with her (back and forth sometimes).


I had finals going on at the same time, and had to figure out a place to live.


Would I be the asshole if I didn’t give my sister half of our inheritance?


So I met this girl like 2 weeks ago and we are dating.


Last night, everything was all right, she was happy said “good night” and “I love you” like every night.


And the next morning when I texted her good morning, she left me on seen and blocked me.


One of her friend said that she was sad as fuck all day because of me but didn’t want to say why.


My girlfriend blocked me, and I don’t know why.


Mine’s ending and all my grades are passable except for biology in which I have an F.


This is because I made the mistake of turning things into her desk and not the bin, meaning I have like 4 or 5 assignments that I’ve done but are nowhere in the books,


This kind of snuck up on me, because I thought they were done and filed, only to check my grades and find out they weren’t.


(if you are going to say “I know right, I only have an 89, why couldn’t she round up? Fuck my life)


I’m going to be honest, that’s not very helpful right now.


Let’s drop down my main build, because it’s the best assassin play style I like.


Now, I tried many ways, and this is the best way.


I like to safely clear and lay out poke.


Now under certain occasions like against a Garen, I’d go what many would call Shotgun Bard, swapping out static for Runaan’s and if needed rapid firecannon for Phantom Dancer.


Now, as for the other two, I actually leave them more optional picks in the ability power department or in which case magic pen.


In this section is a few situations for more sustain.


This item is phenomenal on Bard, and hits are great.


If you’re already carrying hard, I’d go something like Liandry’s, because with the lead, no one will catch you with this, and the chunk is just Bard crazy.


I’m yet to try Gunblade and Liandry’s together, but someday…


I just joined Reddit after finding out there are other off-meta Bards!


So I’ve been getting a lot of questions about my builds from friends and happy on-lookers lately!


I’m new to basketball and I’d like to ask for drills I can do by myself so I can be good or even great at it.


I only have one basketball and half a court.


I don’t have a decent shot nor a decent handle,


I could barely reach the backboard plus I have no friends so don’t even ask how good my defense is.


The reason why I wanted to be good at it so bad is because I just want people to know me as somebody, because right now I’m a nobody,


P.S. I’ve never played an actual basketball ever in my life… I know, right?


Hi guys, I’ve always had a lot of trouble making friends and consider myself kind of standoffish and awkward at times (that cancer rising, you know) but pretty chill once you get past that.


Super loyal and empathetic, pretty smart (when I want to be), goofy, a little chaotic, big overthinker kind of deal.


Enneagram type 4, because apparently that matters (just kidding!).