| [ |
| { |
| "id": 0, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm?", |
| "summary": "Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1, |
| "dialogue": "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.", |
| "summary": "She gave me a hug immediately." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 2, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 3, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 4, |
| "dialogue": "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.", |
| "summary": "It's impossible to put down!" |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 5, |
| "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons fight each other?", |
| "summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 6, |
| "dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other wall?", |
| "summary": "I'll meet you at the corner." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 7, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", |
| "summary": "Nacho cheese." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 8, |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", |
| "summary": "It was two-tired." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 9, |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 10, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?", |
| "summary": "Because then they'd be bagels." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 11, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 12, |
| "dialogue": "How do you organize a space party?", |
| "summary": "You planet." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 13, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 14, |
| "dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?", |
| "summary": "Spoiled milk." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 15, |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 16, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 17, |
| "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", |
| "summary": "Igloos it together." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 18, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 19, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", |
| "summary": "A thesaurus." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 20, |
| "dialogue": "What\u2019s a skeleton\u2019s least favorite room in the house?", |
| "summary": "The living room." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 21, |
| "dialogue": "Why do bees have sticky hair?", |
| "summary": "Because they use honeycombs." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 22, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
| "summary": "An investigator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 23, |
| "dialogue": "What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?", |
| "summary": "Pop." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 24, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 25, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 26, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", |
| "summary": "It was two-tired." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 27, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "Put a little boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 28, |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
| "summary": "Stay here, I\u2019m going on ahead." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 29, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", |
| "summary": "It got mugged." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 30, |
| "dialogue": "What's brown and sticky?", |
| "summary": "A stick." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 31, |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 32, |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
| "summary": "A cornfield." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 33, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 34, |
| "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t eggs tell jokes?", |
| "summary": "They\u2019d crack each other up." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 35, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 36, |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?", |
| "summary": "Frostbite." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 37, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?", |
| "summary": "For holding up a pair of pants." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 38, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 39, |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 40, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make holy water?", |
| "summary": "You boil the hell out of it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 41, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?", |
| "summary": "Because they make up everything." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 42, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?", |
| "summary": "Fsh." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 43, |
| "dialogue": "Why can\u2019t you give Elsa a balloon?", |
| "summary": "Because she will let it go." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 44, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", |
| "summary": "An irrelephant." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 45, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 46, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", |
| "summary": "Roberto." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 47, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 48, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call cheese by itself?", |
| "summary": "Provolone." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 49, |
| "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", |
| "summary": "Supplies!" |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 50, |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?", |
| "summary": "Frostbite." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 51, |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn\u2019t the bicycle stand up by itself?", |
| "summary": "It was two tired." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 52, |
| "dialogue": "What did one toilet say to the other?", |
| "summary": "You look a bit flushed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 53, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 54, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won\u2019t come back?", |
| "summary": "A stick." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 55, |
| "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons go to scary movies?", |
| "summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 56, |
| "dialogue": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?", |
| "summary": "Ten tickles." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 57, |
| "dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 58, |
| "dialogue": "What\u2019s brown and sounds like a bell?", |
| "summary": "Dung." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 59, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the kid throw his clock out the window?", |
| "summary": "He wanted to see time fly." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 60, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", |
| "summary": "A labracadabrador." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 61, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 62, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle collapse?", |
| "summary": "It was two-tired." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 63, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 64, |
| "dialogue": "Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?", |
| "summary": "Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 65, |
| "dialogue": "What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?", |
| "summary": "Yellow!" |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 66, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the student eat his homework?", |
| "summary": "Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 67, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", |
| "summary": "A satisfactory." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 68, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 69, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an astronaut\u2019s favorite place on a computer?", |
| "summary": "The space bar." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 70, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer change his pants?", |
| "summary": "Because he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 71, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made of watches?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 72, |
| "dialogue": "How do you find Will Smith in the snow?", |
| "summary": "Look for fresh prints." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 73, |
| "dialogue": "Why can\u2019t a nose be 12 inches long?", |
| "summary": "Because then it would be a foot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 74, |
| "dialogue": "What has teeth but can\u2019t bite?", |
| "summary": "A comb." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 75, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", |
| "summary": "A labracadabrador." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 76, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", |
| "summary": "Because it was two-tired." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 77, |
| "dialogue": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?", |
| "summary": "Dam." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 78, |
| "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons fight each other?", |
| "summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 79, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn\u2019t yours?", |
| "summary": "Nacho cheese." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 80, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 81, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
| "summary": "An investigator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 82, |
| "dialogue": "What\u2019s brown and sticky?", |
| "summary": "A stick." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 83, |
| "dialogue": "What happens to a frog\u2019s car when it breaks down?", |
| "summary": "It gets toad away." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 84, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?", |
| "summary": "For holding up a pair of pants." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 85, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman on a hot day?", |
| "summary": "Puddle." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 86, |
| "dialogue": "What did one elevator say to the other elevator?", |
| "summary": "I think I'm coming down with something!" |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 87, |
| "dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", |
| "summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they\u2019d be bagels." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 88, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", |
| "summary": "A thesaurus." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 89, |
| "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", |
| "summary": "Igloos it together." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 90, |
| "dialogue": "What do you give a sick bird?", |
| "summary": "Tweetment." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 91, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the cookie go to the doctor?", |
| "summary": "Because it felt crummy." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 92, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no ears?", |
| "summary": "B." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 93, |
| "dialogue": "What\u2019s a skeleton\u2019s least favorite room?", |
| "summary": "The living room." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 94, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 95, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a group of unorganized cats?", |
| "summary": "A cat-astrophe." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 96, |
| "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t eggs tell jokes?", |
| "summary": "They\u2019d crack each other up." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 97, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 98, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 99, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of kittens?", |
| "summary": "A meowntain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 100, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?", |
| "summary": "Because some relationships don't work out." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 101, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 102, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 103, |
| "dialogue": "What's the best thing about Switzerland?", |
| "summary": "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 104, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator detective?", |
| "summary": "An investi-gator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 105, |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", |
| "summary": "It was two tired." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 106, |
| "dialogue": "What did one ocean say to the other ocean?", |
| "summary": "Nothing, they just waved." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 107, |
| "dialogue": "Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?", |
| "summary": "Because they're a fungi." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 108, |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?", |
| "summary": "Frostbite." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 109, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 110, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 111, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 112, |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
| "summary": "A cornfield." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 113, |
| "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", |
| "summary": "Supplies!" |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 114, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?", |
| "summary": "Because they make up everything." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 115, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the chicken go to the s\u00e9ance?", |
| "summary": "To talk to the other side." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 116, |
| "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", |
| "summary": "Igloos it together." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 117, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 118, |
| "dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 119, |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 120, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 121, |
| "dialogue": "What's brown and sticky?", |
| "summary": "A stick." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 122, |
| "dialogue": "What did the 0 say to the 8?", |
| "summary": "Nice belt!" |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 123, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 124, |
| "dialogue": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?", |
| "summary": "Ten-tickles." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 125, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 126, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle collapse?", |
| "summary": "It was two-tired." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 127, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 128, |
| "dialogue": "Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?", |
| "summary": "Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 129, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic?", |
| "summary": "A labracadabrador." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 130, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 131, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?", |
| "summary": "A stick." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 132, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", |
| "summary": "It got mugged." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 133, |
| "dialogue": "What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?", |
| "summary": "Snowballs." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 134, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle stand by itself?", |
| "summary": "It was two-tired." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 135, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 136, |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", |
| "summary": "Because he was always spotted." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 137, |
| "dialogue": "How do you find Will Smith in the snow?", |
| "summary": "You look for fresh prints." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 138, |
| "dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?", |
| "summary": "Because they might peel." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 139, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a computer that sings?", |
| "summary": "A-Dell." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 140, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the broom late?", |
| "summary": "It over swept." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 141, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 142, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 143, |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape say when it got stepped on?", |
| "summary": "Nothing, but it let out a little wine." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 144, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 145, |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?", |
| "summary": "Frostbite." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 146, |
| "dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", |
| "summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 147, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", |
| "summary": "Roberto." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 148, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman in July?", |
| "summary": "A puddle." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 149, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 150, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", |
| "summary": "A thesaurus." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 151, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an illegally parked frog?", |
| "summary": "Toad." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 152, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?", |
| "summary": "Because he wanted to go to high school." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 153, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish wearing a crown?", |
| "summary": "A king fish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 154, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 155, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that sells passable products?", |
| "summary": "A satisfactory." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 156, |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 157, |
| "dialogue": "What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?", |
| "summary": "Every morning you'll rise and shine!" |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 158, |
| "dialogue": "What's the best time to go to the dentist?", |
| "summary": "Tooth-hurty." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 159, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?", |
| "summary": "A stick." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 160, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 161, |
| "dialogue": "What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?", |
| "summary": "A nervous wreck." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 162, |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 163, |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", |
| "summary": "Because it was two tired." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 164, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", |
| "summary": "A labracadabrador." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 165, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "You put a boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 166, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the math book look so sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 167, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", |
| "summary": "Nacho cheese." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 168, |
| "dialogue": "What did one toilet say to the other toilet?", |
| "summary": "You look flushed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 169, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 170, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 171, |
| "dialogue": "What gets wetter the more it dries?", |
| "summary": "A towel." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 172, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 173, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the belt sent to jail?", |
| "summary": "For holding up a pair of pants." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 174, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", |
| "summary": "Roberto." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 175, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", |
| "summary": "Because it was two-tired." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 176, |
| "dialogue": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?", |
| "summary": "Dam." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 177, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
| "summary": "A two-knee fish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 178, |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 179, |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
| "summary": "Climb up a tree and act like a nut." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 180, |
| "dialogue": "Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?", |
| "summary": "Because she will let it go." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 181, |
| "dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?", |
| "summary": "Spoiled milk." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 182, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?", |
| "summary": "Because they make up everything." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 183, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 184, |
| "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", |
| "summary": "Igloos it together." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 185, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 186, |
| "dialogue": "What has one head, one foot, and four legs?", |
| "summary": "A bed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 187, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", |
| "summary": "A thesaurus." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 188, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the cookie go to the doctor?", |
| "summary": "Because it felt crummy." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 189, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 190, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
| "summary": "An investigator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 191, |
| "dialogue": "Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?", |
| "summary": "Because they're a fungi." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 192, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle collapse?", |
| "summary": "It was two tired." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 193, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", |
| "summary": "A labracadabrador." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 194, |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 195, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made of watches?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 196, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 197, |
| "dialogue": "What did the zero say to the eight?", |
| "summary": "Nice belt!" |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 198, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?", |
| "summary": "To go with the traffic jam." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 199, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?", |
| "summary": "A stick." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 200, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 201, |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 202, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "Put a little boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 203, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", |
| "summary": "It got mugged." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 204, |
| "dialogue": "What's a computer\u2019s favorite snack?", |
| "summary": "Computer chips." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 205, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?", |
| "summary": "An irrelephant." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 206, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the computer cold?", |
| "summary": "It left its Windows open." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 207, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?", |
| "summary": "For holding up a pair of pants." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 208, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 209, |
| "dialogue": "Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'?", |
| "summary": "Because every play has a cast." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 210, |
| "dialogue": "How do you organize a space party?", |
| "summary": "You planet." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 211, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a singing laptop?", |
| "summary": "A Dell." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 212, |
| "dialogue": "Why can't you play cards on a small boat?", |
| "summary": "Because someone is always sitting on the deck." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 213, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?", |
| "summary": "An orca-stra." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 214, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go trick or treating?", |
| "summary": "They have no body to go with." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 215, |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?", |
| "summary": "Frostbite." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 216, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make holy water?", |
| "summary": "You boil the hell out of it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 217, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call two birds in love?", |
| "summary": "Tweethearts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 218, |
| "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t oysters donate to charity?", |
| "summary": "Because they are shellfish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 219, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 220, |
| "dialogue": "Why do bees have sticky hair?", |
| "summary": "Because they use honeycombs." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 221, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an avocado that\u2019s been blessed?", |
| "summary": "Holy guacamole." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 222, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 223, |
| "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", |
| "summary": "Supplies!" |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 224, |
| "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t scientists trust atoms anymore?", |
| "summary": "Because they make up everything." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 225, |
| "dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other wall?", |
| "summary": "I\u2019ll meet you at the corner." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 226, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 227, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 228, |
| "dialogue": "What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?", |
| "summary": "Sneakers." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 229, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the strawberry sad?", |
| "summary": "Because his parents were in a jam." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 230, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 231, |
| "dialogue": "Why do bicycles fall over?", |
| "summary": "Because they are two-tired." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 232, |
| "dialogue": "What did the ocean say to the beach?", |
| "summary": "Nothing, it just waved." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 233, |
| "dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?", |
| "summary": "Because they might peel." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 234, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 235, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a Kleenex dance?", |
| "summary": "Put a little boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 236, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 237, |
| "dialogue": "What did the fisherman say to the magician?", |
| "summary": "Pick a cod, any cod." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 238, |
| "dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 239, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book always worried?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 240, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", |
| "summary": "A satisfactory." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 241, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 242, |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?", |
| "summary": "Frostbite." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 243, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 244, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 245, |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 246, |
| "dialogue": "How do you organize a space party?", |
| "summary": "You planet." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 247, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 248, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 249, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
| "summary": "An investigator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 250, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", |
| "summary": "It was two tired." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 251, |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 252, |
| "dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?", |
| "summary": "Because they might peel." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 253, |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
| "summary": "A cornfield." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 254, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 255, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?", |
| "summary": "Prime mates." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 256, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer change his pants?", |
| "summary": "Because he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 257, |
| "dialogue": "What's brown and sticky?", |
| "summary": "A stick." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 258, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?", |
| "summary": "Because some relationships don't work out." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 259, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 260, |
| "dialogue": "Why do bees hum?", |
| "summary": "Because they don't know the words." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 261, |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
| "summary": "Bison." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 262, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", |
| "summary": "Nacho cheese." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 263, |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", |
| "summary": "Because he was always spotted." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 264, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?", |
| "summary": "Fsh." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 265, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 266, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 267, |
| "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", |
| "summary": "Igloos it together." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 268, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 269, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", |
| "summary": "Roberto." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 270, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", |
| "summary": "It was two-tired." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 271, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 272, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", |
| "summary": "It got mugged." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 273, |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape say when it got stepped on?", |
| "summary": "Nothing, it just let out a little wine." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 274, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the can crusher quit his job?", |
| "summary": "Because it was soda pressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 275, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", |
| "summary": "A labracadabrador." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 276, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 277, |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?", |
| "summary": "Frostbite." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 278, |
| "dialogue": "What's the best time to go to the dentist?", |
| "summary": "Tooth-hurty." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 279, |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", |
| "summary": "Because it was two tired." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 280, |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
| "summary": "Stay here, I\u2019m going on ahead." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 281, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "Put a little boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 282, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?", |
| "summary": "Because of all its problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 283, |
| "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", |
| "summary": "Supplies!" |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 284, |
| "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t scientists trust atoms?", |
| "summary": "Because they make up everything." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 285, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no ears?", |
| "summary": "B." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 286, |
| "dialogue": "Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?", |
| "summary": "Because the 'P' is silent." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 287, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", |
| "summary": "An irrelephant." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 288, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", |
| "summary": "Because it was two-tired." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 289, |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?", |
| "summary": "Frostbite." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 290, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 291, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish wearing a crown?", |
| "summary": "A king fish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 292, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 293, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?", |
| "summary": "A stick." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 294, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", |
| "summary": "It got mugged." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 295, |
| "dialogue": "What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?", |
| "summary": "Snowballs." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 296, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle stand by itself?", |
| "summary": "It was two-tired." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 297, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 298, |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", |
| "summary": "Because he was always spotted." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 299, |
| "dialogue": "How do you find Will Smith in the snow?", |
| "summary": "You look for fresh prints." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 300, |
| "dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?", |
| "summary": "Because they might peel." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 301, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a computer that sings?", |
| "summary": "A-Dell." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 302, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the broom late?", |
| "summary": "It over swept." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 303, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 304, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 305, |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape say when it got stepped on?", |
| "summary": "Nothing, but it let out a little wine." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 306, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 307, |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?", |
| "summary": "Frostbite." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 308, |
| "dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", |
| "summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 309, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", |
| "summary": "Roberto." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 310, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman in July?", |
| "summary": "A puddle." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 311, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 312, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", |
| "summary": "A thesaurus." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 313, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an illegally parked frog?", |
| "summary": "Toad." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 314, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?", |
| "summary": "Because he wanted to go to high school." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 315, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish wearing a crown?", |
| "summary": "A king fish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 316, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 317, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that sells passable products?", |
| "summary": "A satisfactory." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 318, |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 319, |
| "dialogue": "What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?", |
| "summary": "Every morning you'll rise and shine!" |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 320, |
| "dialogue": "What's the best time to go to the dentist?", |
| "summary": "Tooth-hurty." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 321, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?", |
| "summary": "A stick." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 322, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 323, |
| "dialogue": "What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?", |
| "summary": "A nervous wreck." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 324, |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 325, |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", |
| "summary": "Because it was two tired." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 326, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", |
| "summary": "A labracadabrador." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 327, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "You put a boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 328, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 329, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a magician who loses his magic?", |
| "summary": "Ian." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 330, |
| "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t oysters share their pearls?", |
| "summary": "Because they\u2019re shellfish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 331, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 332, |
| "dialogue": "What did the left eye say to the right eye?", |
| "summary": "Between us, something smells." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 333, |
| "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons fight each other?", |
| "summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 334, |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 335, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 336, |
| "dialogue": "Why do bees have sticky hair?", |
| "summary": "Because they use honey combs." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 337, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
| "summary": "An investigator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 338, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 339, |
| "dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?", |
| "summary": "Spoiled milk." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 340, |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn\u2019t the bicycle stand up by itself?", |
| "summary": "Because it was two tired." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 341, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?", |
| "summary": "A dino-snore." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 342, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 343, |
| "dialogue": "What gets wetter the more it dries?", |
| "summary": "A towel." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 344, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 345, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", |
| "summary": "An irrelephant." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 346, |
| "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", |
| "summary": "Supplies!" |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 347, |
| "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t scientists trust atoms?", |
| "summary": "Because they make up everything." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 348, |
| "dialogue": "What has keys but can\u2019t open locks?", |
| "summary": "A piano." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 349, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", |
| "summary": "It was two-tired." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 350, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn\u2019t yours?", |
| "summary": "Nacho cheese." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 351, |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", |
| "summary": "Because he was always spotted." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 352, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 353, |
| "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", |
| "summary": "Igloos it together." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 354, |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?", |
| "summary": "Frostbite." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 355, |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
| "summary": "Stay here, I\u2019m going on ahead." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 356, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the student eat his homework?", |
| "summary": "Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 357, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", |
| "summary": "Roberto." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 358, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?", |
| "summary": "Fsh." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 359, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 360, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 361, |
| "dialogue": "What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?", |
| "summary": "It gets toad away." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 362, |
| "dialogue": "Why are ghosts bad liars?", |
| "summary": "Because they are too transparent." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 363, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", |
| "summary": "A satisfactory." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 364, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 365, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", |
| "summary": "A labracadabrador." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 366, |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 367, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of kittens?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 368, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 369, |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?", |
| "summary": "Bison." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 370, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 371, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "Put a little boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 372, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the math book look so sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 373, |
| "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", |
| "summary": "Supplies!" |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 374, |
| "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons fight each other?", |
| "summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 375, |
| "dialogue": "What has keys but can\u2019t open locks?", |
| "summary": "A piano." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 376, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn\u2019t yours?", |
| "summary": "Nacho cheese." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 377, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 378, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", |
| "summary": "An irrelephant." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 379, |
| "dialogue": "What gets wetter the more it dries?", |
| "summary": "A towel." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 380, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 381, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", |
| "summary": "Roberto." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 382, |
| "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t scientists trust atoms?", |
| "summary": "Because they make up everything." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 383, |
| "dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other wall?", |
| "summary": "I'll meet you at the corner." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 384, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 385, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman on a hot day?", |
| "summary": "A puddle." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 386, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
| "summary": "A two-knee fish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 387, |
| "dialogue": "Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'?", |
| "summary": "Because every play has a cast." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 388, |
| "dialogue": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?", |
| "summary": "Ten tickles." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 389, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", |
| "summary": "Because it was two-tired." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 390, |
| "dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 391, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the kid cross the playground?", |
| "summary": "To get to the other slide." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 392, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", |
| "summary": "A thesaurus." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 393, |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", |
| "summary": "Because he was always spotted." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 394, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", |
| "summary": "A labracadabrador." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 395, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the cookie go to the hospital?", |
| "summary": "Because it felt crummy." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 396, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 397, |
| "dialogue": "Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?", |
| "summary": "Because he had no body to go with." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 398, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?", |
| "summary": "A stick." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 399, |
| "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t eggs tell jokes?", |
| "summary": "They\u2019d crack each other up." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 400, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of kittens?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 401, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
| "summary": "An investigator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 402, |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", |
| "summary": "Because it was two tired." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 403, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 404, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 405, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 406, |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape say when it got stepped on?", |
| "summary": "Nothing, it just let out a little wine." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 407, |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?", |
| "summary": "Bison." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 408, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?", |
| "summary": "A Dell Rolling in the Deep." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 409, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 410, |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?", |
| "summary": "Frostbite." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 411, |
| "dialogue": "What did the ocean say to the beach?", |
| "summary": "Nothing, it just waved." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 412, |
| "dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", |
| "summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they\u2019d be bagels." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 413, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 414, |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they\u2019d be chicken sedans." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 415, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", |
| "summary": "A satisfactory." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 416, |
| "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", |
| "summary": "Igloos it together." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 417, |
| "dialogue": "What\u2019s brown and sticky?", |
| "summary": "A stick." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 418, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 419, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 420, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 421, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", |
| "summary": "A labracadabrador." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 422, |
| "dialogue": "What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?", |
| "summary": "This tastes a little funny." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 423, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?", |
| "summary": "Because some relationships don't work out." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 424, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an academically successful slice of bread?", |
| "summary": "An honor roll." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 425, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 426, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 427, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", |
| "summary": "It got mugged." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 428, |
| "dialogue": "What's the best thing about Switzerland?", |
| "summary": "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 429, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a man with no body and no nose?", |
| "summary": "Nobody knows." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 430, |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", |
| "summary": "Because it was two-tired." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 431, |
| "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", |
| "summary": "Supplies!" |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 432, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make holy water?", |
| "summary": "You boil the hell out of it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 433, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call two birds in love?", |
| "summary": "Tweethearts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 434, |
| "dialogue": "Why do bees hum?", |
| "summary": "Because they don't know the words." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 435, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 436, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator detective?", |
| "summary": "An investi-gator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 437, |
| "dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 438, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 439, |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?", |
| "summary": "Frostbite." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 440, |
| "dialogue": "How do you find Will Smith in the snow?", |
| "summary": "Look for the fresh prints." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 441, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 442, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the old man fall in the well?", |
| "summary": "Because he couldn\u2019t see that well." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 443, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?", |
| "summary": "A stick." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 444, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "Put a little boogey in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 445, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 446, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 447, |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
| "summary": "A cornfield." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 448, |
| "dialogue": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?", |
| "summary": "Dam." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 449, |
| "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t oysters donate to charity?", |
| "summary": "Because they are shellfish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 450, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", |
| "summary": "Roberto." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 451, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic?", |
| "summary": "A labracadabrador." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 452, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 453, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the bicycle unable to stand up by itself?", |
| "summary": "It was two-tired." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 454, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?", |
| "summary": "A dino-snore." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 455, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 456, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato blush?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 457, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?", |
| "summary": "Fsh." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 458, |
| "dialogue": "What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle?", |
| "summary": "Attire." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 459, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?", |
| "summary": "Because they make up everything." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 460, |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?", |
| "summary": "Elephino (hell if I know)." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 461, |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", |
| "summary": "Because he was always spotted." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 462, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 463, |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 464, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", |
| "summary": "A satisfactory." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 465, |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 466, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 467, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
| "summary": "An investigator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 468, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 469, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish that wears a crown?", |
| "summary": "A king fish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 470, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?", |
| "summary": "A receding hareline." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 471, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no ears?", |
| "summary": "B." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 472, |
| "dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", |
| "summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 473, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a group of unorganized cats?", |
| "summary": "A cat-astrophe." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 474, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", |
| "summary": "It was two-tired." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 475, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 476, |
| "dialogue": "What did one plate say to the other plate?", |
| "summary": "Dinner is on me." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 477, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the student eat his homework?", |
| "summary": "Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 478, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of kittens?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 479, |
| "dialogue": "Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?", |
| "summary": "Because she will let it go." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 480, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", |
| "summary": "An irrelephant." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 481, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", |
| "summary": "Nacho cheese." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 482, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?", |
| "summary": "Because some relationships don't work out." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 483, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that sells passable products?", |
| "summary": "A satisfactory." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 484, |
| "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", |
| "summary": "Igloos it together." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 485, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 486, |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", |
| "summary": "Because it was two tired." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 487, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", |
| "summary": "A thesaurus." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 488, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?", |
| "summary": "Because they're so good at it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 489, |
| "dialogue": "What did the left eye say to the right eye?", |
| "summary": "Between you and me, something smells." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 490, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 491, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", |
| "summary": "A labracadabrador." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 492, |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?", |
| "summary": "Frostbite." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 493, |
| "dialogue": "What has keys but can't open locks?", |
| "summary": "A piano." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 494, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call two birds in love?", |
| "summary": "Tweethearts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 495, |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 496, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
| "summary": "An investigator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 497, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 498, |
| "dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other?", |
| "summary": "I'll meet you at the corner." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 499, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", |
| "summary": "Nacho cheese." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 500, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 501, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", |
| "summary": "Roberto." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 502, |
| "dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?", |
| "summary": "Spoiled milk." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 503, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 504, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 505, |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 506, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 507, |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 508, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 509, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 510, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 511, |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 512, |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 513, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 514, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 515, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 516, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 517, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 518, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 519, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 520, |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
| "summary": "A cornfield." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 521, |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
| "summary": "Bison." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 522, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 523, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 524, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 525, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 526, |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 527, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
| "summary": "An investigator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 528, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 529, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 530, |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 531, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 532, |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 533, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 534, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 535, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 536, |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 537, |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 538, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 539, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 540, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 541, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 542, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 543, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 544, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 545, |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
| "summary": "A cornfield." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 546, |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
| "summary": "Bison." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 547, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 548, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 549, |
| "dialogue": "Whatdo you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 550, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 551, |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 552, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
| "summary": "An investigator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 553, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 554, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 555, |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 556, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 557, |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 558, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 559, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 560, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 561, |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 562, |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 563, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 564, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 565, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 566, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 567, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 568, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 569, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 570, |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
| "summary": "A cornfield." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 571, |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
| "summary": "Bison." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 572, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 573, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 574, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 575, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 576, |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 577, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
| "summary": "An investigator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 578, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 579, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 580, |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 581, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 582, |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 583, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 584, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 585, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 586, |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 587, |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 588, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 589, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 590, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 591, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 592, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 593, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 594, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 595, |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
| "summary": "A cornfield." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 596, |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
| "summary": "Bison." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 597, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 598, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 599, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 600, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 601, |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 602, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
| "summary": "An investigator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 603, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 604, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 605, |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 606, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 607, |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 608, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 609, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 610, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 611, |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 612, |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 613, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 614, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 615, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 616, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 617, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 618, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 619, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 620, |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
| "summary": "A cornfield." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 621, |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
| "summary": "Bison." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 622, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 623, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 624, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 625, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 626, |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 627, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
| "summary": "An investigator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 628, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 629, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 630, |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 631, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 632, |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 633, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 634, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 635, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 636, |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 637, |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 638, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 639, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 640, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 641, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 642, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 643, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 644, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 645, |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
| "summary": "A cornfield." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 646, |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
| "summary": "Bison." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 647, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 648, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 649, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 650, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 651, |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 652, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
| "summary": "An investigator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 653, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 654, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 655, |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 656, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 657, |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 658, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 659, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 660, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 661, |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 662, |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 663, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 664, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 665, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 666, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 667, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 668, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 669, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 670, |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
| "summary": "A cornfield." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 671, |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
| "summary": "Bison." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 672, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 673, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 674, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 675, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 676, |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 677, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
| "summary": "An investigator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 678, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 679, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 680, |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 681, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 682, |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 683, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 684, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 685, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 686, |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 687, |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 688, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 689, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 690, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 691, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 692, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 693, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 694, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 695, |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
| "summary": "A cornfield." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 696, |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
| "summary": "Bison." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 697, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 698, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 699, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 700, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 701, |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 702, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
| "summary": "An investigator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 703, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 704, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 705, |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 706, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 707, |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 708, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 709, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 710, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 711, |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 712, |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 713, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 714, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 715, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 716, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 717, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 718, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 719, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 720, |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
| "summary": "A cornfield." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 721, |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
| "summary": "Bison." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 722, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 723, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 724, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 725, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 726, |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 727, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
| "summary": "An investigator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 728, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 729, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 730, |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 731, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 732, |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 733, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 734, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 735, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 736, |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 737, |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 738, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 739, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 740, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 741, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 742, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 743, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 744, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 745, |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
| "summary": "A cornfield." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 746, |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
| "summary": "Bison." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 747, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 748, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 749, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 750, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 751, |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 752, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
| "summary": "An investigator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 753, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 754, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 755, |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 756, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 757, |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 758, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 759, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 760, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 761, |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 762, |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 763, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 764, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 765, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 766, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 767, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 768, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 769, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 770, |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
| "summary": "A cornfield." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 771, |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
| "summary": "Bison." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 772, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 773, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 774, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 775, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 776, |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 777, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
| "summary": "An investigator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 778, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 779, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 780, |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 781, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 782, |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 783, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 784, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 785, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 786, |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 787, |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 788, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 789, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 790, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 791, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 792, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 793, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 794, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 795, |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
| "summary": "A cornfield." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 796, |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
| "summary": "Bison." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 797, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 798, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 799, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 800, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 801, |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 802, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
| "summary": "An investigator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 803, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 804, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 805, |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 806, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 807, |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 808, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 809, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 810, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 811, |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 812, |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 813, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 814, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 815, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 816, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 817, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 818, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 819, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 820, |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
| "summary": "A cornfield." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 821, |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
| "summary": "Bison." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 822, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 823, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 824, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 825, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 826, |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 827, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
| "summary": "An investigator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 828, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 829, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 830, |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 831, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 832, |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 833, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 834, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 835, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 836, |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 837, |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 838, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 839, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 840, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 841, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 842, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 843, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 844, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 845, |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
| "summary": "A cornfield." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 846, |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
| "summary": "Bison." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 847, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 848, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 849, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 850, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 851, |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 852, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
| "summary": "An investigator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 853, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 854, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 855, |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 856, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 857, |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 858, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 859, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 860, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 861, |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 862, |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 863, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 864, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 865, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 866, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 867, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 868, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 869, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 870, |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
| "summary": "A cornfield." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 871, |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
| "summary": "Bison." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 872, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 873, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 874, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 875, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 876, |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 877, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
| "summary": "An investigator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 878, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 879, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 880, |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 881, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 882, |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 883, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 884, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 885, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 886, |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 887, |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 888, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 889, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 890, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 891, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 892, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 893, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 894, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 895, |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
| "summary": "A cornfield." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 896, |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
| "summary": "Bison." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 897, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 898, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 899, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 900, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 901, |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 902, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
| "summary": "An investigator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 903, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 904, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 905, |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 906, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 907, |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 908, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 909, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 910, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 911, |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 912, |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 913, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 914, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 915, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 916, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 917, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 918, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 919, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 920, |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
| "summary": "A cornfield." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 921, |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
| "summary": "Bison." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 922, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 923, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 924, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 925, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 926, |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 927, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
| "summary": "An investigator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 928, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 929, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 930, |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 931, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 932, |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 933, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 934, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 935, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 936, |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 937, |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 938, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 939, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 940, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 941, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 942, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 943, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 944, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 945, |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
| "summary": "A cornfield." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 946, |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
| "summary": "Bison." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 947, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 948, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 949, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 950, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 951, |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 952, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
| "summary": "An investigator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 953, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 954, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 955, |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 956, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 957, |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 958, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 959, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 960, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 961, |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 962, |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 963, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 964, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 965, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 966, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 967, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 968, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 969, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 970, |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
| "summary": "A cornfield." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 971, |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
| "summary": "Bison." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 972, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 973, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 974, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 975, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 976, |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 977, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
| "summary": "An investigator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 978, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 979, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 980, |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 981, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 982, |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 983, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 984, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 985, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 986, |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 987, |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 988, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 989, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 990, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 991, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 992, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 993, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 994, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 995, |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
| "summary": "A cornfield." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 996, |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
| "summary": "Bison." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 997, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 998, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 999, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1000, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1001, |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1002, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
| "summary": "An investigator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1003, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1004, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
| "summary": "A father fish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1005, |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1006, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1007, |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1008, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1009, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1010, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1011, |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1012, |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1013, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1014, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1015, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1016, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1017, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1018, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1019, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1020, |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
| "summary": "A cornfield." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1021, |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
| "summary": "Bison." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1022, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1023, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1024, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1025, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1026, |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1027, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
| "summary": "An investigator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1028, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1029, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1030, |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1031, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1032, |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1033, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1034, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1035, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1036, |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1037, |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1038, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1039, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1040, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1041, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1042, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1043, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1044, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1045, |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
| "summary": "A cornfield." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1046, |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
| "summary": "Bison." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1047, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1048, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1049, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1050, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1051, |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1052, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
| "summary": "An investigator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1053, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1054, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1055, |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1056, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1057, |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1058, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1059, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1060, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1061, |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1062, |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1063, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1064, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1065, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1066, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1067, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1068, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1069, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1070, |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
| "summary": "A cornfield." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1071, |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
| "summary": "Bison." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1072, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1073, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1074, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1075, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1076, |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1077, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
| "summary": "An investigator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1078, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1079, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1080, |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1081, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1082, |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1083, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1084, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1085, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1086, |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
| "summary": "A carrot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1087, |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1088, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1089, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1090, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1091, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1092, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1093, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1094, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1095, |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
| "summary": "A cornfield." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1096, |
| "dialogue": "did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
| "summary": "Bison." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1097, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a magician who loses his magic?", |
| "summary": "Ian." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1098, |
| "dialogue": "Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?", |
| "summary": "Because she will let it go." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1099, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", |
| "summary": "Nacho cheese." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1100, |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", |
| "summary": "It was two-tired." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1101, |
| "dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other wall?", |
| "summary": "I'll meet you at the corner." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1102, |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?", |
| "summary": "Frostbite." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1103, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?", |
| "summary": "For holding up a pair of pants!" |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1104, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?", |
| "summary": "A stick." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1105, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?", |
| "summary": "Because they make up everything." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1106, |
| "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", |
| "summary": "Supplies!" |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1107, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1108, |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?", |
| "summary": "DINO-mite!" |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1109, |
| "dialogue": "What's brown and sticky?", |
| "summary": "A stick." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1110, |
| "dialogue": "Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'?", |
| "summary": "Because every play has a cast." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1111, |
| "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", |
| "summary": "Igloos it together." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1112, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish wearing a crown?", |
| "summary": "A king fish." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1113, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", |
| "summary": "It was too tired." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1114, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards?", |
| "summary": "A receding hare-line." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1115, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1116, |
| "dialogue": "What's a ghost's favorite dessert?", |
| "summary": "Boo-berry pie." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1117, |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", |
| "summary": "Because he was always spotted." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1118, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", |
| "summary": "A labracadabrador." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1119, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?", |
| "summary": "Because some relationships don't work out." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1120, |
| "dialogue": "What did the zero say to the eight?", |
| "summary": "Nice belt!" |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1121, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", |
| "summary": "A satisfactory." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1122, |
| "dialogue": "Why do bees have sticky hair?", |
| "summary": "Because they use honeycombs." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1123, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", |
| "summary": "An irrelephant." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1124, |
| "dialogue": "How do you organize a space party?", |
| "summary": "You planet." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1125, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a group of unorganized cats?", |
| "summary": "A cat-astrophe." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1126, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the cookie go to the doctor?", |
| "summary": "Because it felt crummy." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1127, |
| "dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?", |
| "summary": "Spoiled milk." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1128, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?", |
| "summary": "For holding up a pair of pants." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1129, |
| "dialogue": "What's the best time to go to the dentist?", |
| "summary": "Tooth-hurty." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1130, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator detective?", |
| "summary": "An investi-gator." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1131, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1132, |
| "dialogue": "What kind of tree fits in your hand?", |
| "summary": "A palm tree." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1133, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", |
| "summary": "An impasta." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1134, |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?", |
| "summary": "Because it lost its bearings." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1135, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1136, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1137, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
| "summary": "A meowtain." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1138, |
| "dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", |
| "summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they\u2019d be bagels." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1139, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no ears?", |
| "summary": "B." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1140, |
| "dialogue": "Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?", |
| "summary": "Because then it would be a foot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1141, |
| "dialogue": "What has keys but can't open locks?", |
| "summary": "A piano." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1142, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1143, |
| "dialogue": "How do you make holy water?", |
| "summary": "You boil the hell out of it." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1144, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call two birds in love?", |
| "summary": "Tweethearts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1145, |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1146, |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?", |
| "summary": "Frostbite." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1147, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?", |
| "summary": "A dino-snore." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1148, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", |
| "summary": "Because it was two-tired." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1149, |
| "dialogue": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?", |
| "summary": "Dam." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1150, |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1151, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that sells passable products?", |
| "summary": "A satisfactory." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1152, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", |
| "summary": "It got mugged." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1153, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", |
| "summary": "A waist of time." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1154, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the cookie cry?", |
| "summary": "Because his father was a wafer so long." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1155, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", |
| "summary": "Roberto." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1156, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer change his pants?", |
| "summary": "Because he got a hole in one." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1157, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", |
| "summary": "A labracadabrador." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1158, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn\u2019t yours?", |
| "summary": "Nacho cheese." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1159, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman in July?", |
| "summary": "A puddle." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1160, |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1161, |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?", |
| "summary": "Frostbite." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1162, |
| "dialogue": "Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?", |
| "summary": "So he could have sweet dreams." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1163, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no socks on?", |
| "summary": "Bare-foot." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1164, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a lemon that\u2019s an astronaut?", |
| "summary": "A lemonaut." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1165, |
| "dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?", |
| "summary": "Because they might peel." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1166, |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn\u2019t come back?", |
| "summary": "A stick." |
| }, |
| { |
| "id": 1167, |
| "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t oysters donate to charity?", |
| "summary": "Because they are shellfish." |
| } |
| ] |