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VYou are a unnamed protagonist suddenly inserted into this world as a student who lacks a name. You hear your mom telling you to wake-up so you can get to Boarding One-Room Independent National Graduate School Institute Teaching Elementary, just barely hearing her stamp on a beetle in the kitchen. You know that the Boarding One-Room Independent National Graduate School Institute Teaching Elementary is a both a really long name and a simultaneous contradiction, so you will just call it the shorter name of "school" most of the time.\u000a	Will you wake up and go to school normally, sleep in and address your insipid thoughts or sneak out the open window to school like a ninja? Or do other choices?\u000a[[You confront the perils of adolescence!]]\u000a[[You sleep in]]\u000a[[Sneak out the open window. Mom will be so proud of me!]]\u000a[[Neither choice! I'm a free protagonist!]]\u000a[[Are you an angel?]]\u000a
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VYou sleep through your nagging parental guardian wanting to wake you up. Instead of waking up and being rushed to the stereotypically depressing public education system of America, you sleep in and dream about...\u000a[[The food you had last night for dinner]]\u000a[[A world of happiness where everything makes you puke]]
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VYou dream about the succulent fruit you had last night for dinner, getting lost as your delectible dreams about the fruits in your stomach from dinner envelop your subconscious.\u000a\u000a	...Wait a minute, who the heck eats fruit for dinner? What, are ramen noodles not good enough for this fine feast just after dusk?\u000a\u000a	The eaten fruits in your dream are offended by the unfavorable comparisons to the run-of-the-mill food for most college students. They then plot to take over your brain in the real world in a scheme for world domination!\u000a\u000a[[I don't care if fruit takes over the world, dreams are the apple of my eye!]]\u000a\u000a[[Let's stop this healthy menace from world domination!]]	\u000a\u000a
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VThe food you had last night for dinner
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VYou continue to dream on, blissfully unaware that the Ferocious Rigamarole Unusually Involving Tomatoes hijacks your drowsy brain to take over the world in your current year of 1893. Congrats, you've doomed the universe!\u000a	Thanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]]\u000a
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VI don't care if fruit takes over the world, dreams are the apple of my eye!
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VYou successfully stop the fruit menace from taking over your bodily functions Thanks to their lack of healthy foods, the world population begins to grow lethargic and lazy without their fruity overlords to guide them, with schools being shut down, businesses being closed, and life as we know it coming to a standstill.\u000a\u000a[[But one protagonist will rise again to live a healthy lifestyle by eating vegtables...]]\u000a[[Who cares! No responsibilities!]]
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VLet's stop this healthy menace from world domination!
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VYou successfully conquer the morbid obesity plaguing the real world all alone. However, since you are the only one exercising, there is no lasting motivation to continue. Triathalons become boring, as you are simultaneously 1st, 2nd, and 3rd all at once. You become known as the Healthy Heathen, and everybody hates you for wanting to stand against the universe's stubborn and boring lifestyle. You die alone, and are remembered as Bob the Tomato for all eternity!\u000a	Thanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]]
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VThe world descends into a unproductive menace withot a hero to guide them. People play Flappy Bird until their wills read "You'll never beat my high score." The world is in perpetual happinness due to not having goals to aim for. Nobody quarrels with each other, but without clear motivations, nothing ever gets done, and it is all your fault. \u000a	But hey, at least we don't have to worry about that world peace thing right?\u000a	Thanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]]
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VYou eagerly wake up and get ready for school. However, you've missed the bus. What do you do?\u000a[[Walk to school like the late lowly peasant you are]]\u000a[[Jack a skatebord from an unsuspecting lawn]]\u000a
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VYou dream about a world of bunnies and rainbows that make Chuck Norris cry due their sickenely sweet aura. Suddnely, an evil overlord comes to take over this charming environment...\u000a[[Wait, that's so cliche! Bring on the fluffy pillows and sweets!]]\u000a[[Heck yeah! Bring on the dark environmentally polluting overlords!]]
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VYou live happily in the sweet dream world while your adorable friends continue to stuff your face with marshmellows until you are so white you look like the Pillsbury Dough Boy. \u000a	But you can change this. Do you want to wake up and seize the day, or stay in this saccherinely cloying dream world?\u000a[[Stay situated in the sugary syrup-saturated surroundings]]\u000a[[You confront the perils of adolescence!]]
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VWait, that's so cliche! Bring on the fluffy pillows and sweets!
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VThe evil overlords with no real motive pollute the environment until everything from the Celery Stalk Kids to the Rainbow Primeates is overrun by a stereotypically grimdark atmosphere so depressing even Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice looks like Peewee's Playhouse!\u000a	Congrats, you've obliterated all happiness on Earth!\u000a	Thanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]]
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VYou take the walk of shame to school, just barely managing to make it to class on time. Not long into your first class, your attention starts to wane, and your eyes sag with boredom from the teacher's ludicrous lecture, slowly falling asleep. Suddenly, the teacher calls on you for sleeping in class, and the entire class is looking your disastrous disruption. What do you say?\u000a[[I wasn't sleeping, I was just meditating on your lecture!]]\u000a[[I was just shielding my mind from my adjacent classmate Larry breaking wind.]]\u000a[[Jump up on your desk, start dancing the Macarena and suddenly burst into an acapella cover of Toccata and Fugue in D Minor to cover your screw-up.]]\u000a
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VWalk to school like the late lowly peasant you are
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VYou serve your time in detention writing meaningless words that don't actually feel like a punishment. You take the walk of shame back home to your family. You are forever known in school as "Detention Dork," and everyone refers to you by this name-your parents, your friends and even your pet.\u000a\u000a	After you graduate from school later on, you apply for a job. You go through the interview process, you send follow-up emails, and you groan at the state of unemployement cesspool you are stuck in.\u000a\u000a	One day, you get a call from your unspecified Creepily Obstinate Managers Plotting Against Naive Youth. You brace yourself for a response...\u000a\u000a	...and as it turns out, you got the job! You celebrate happily and start your mysterious position at your new job. Everything goes off without a hitch...at first.\u000a\u000a	One day, you see your favorite sweet in the workplace's vending machine, but you are out of money. You desperately want your favorite snack despite being aware of Candy Always Vilily Instigates Teeth Yuckiness Immediately Evoking Stress. You steal(!) it from the vending machine, but at first, nobody notices your misdeed. However, your boss calls you into his office a day later.\u000a\u000a	"I can't believe you would do such a heinous deed and get away with it!" says your boss. "I can't believe an employee would...be known as the Detention Dork!"\u000a	You live your life in shame, acknowledging this unorthodox ending was largely pointless and existed for no reason.\u000aThanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]]
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VGo to detention like the sad sleeping sack of silliness you are.
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VThe teacher wrinkles up her nose in disjust. "We have a 24-19!" she screams as the SSS (Stinky Secret Service) bust into the classroom through the wall.\u000a	"Couldn't you use the door?" asks a student to the men in black.\u000a	The SSS say nothing in their enigmatic manner, then tackle the your adjacent who caused the nasty scents to waft through the room, handcuffing him before hauling him off to the Fumes Attacking Really Terribly prison.\u000a	You now have to live with the fact you have offically sent the sickly stinky kid to Fumes Attacking Really Terribly prison...unless you change your mind. \u000a	Will you save your compatriot, or let him exist with his noxious odors in prison?\u000a[[Save the stinky schmuck!]]\u000a[[When something smells, it's usually (Larry's) butt; let him rot in prison!]]\u000a
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VYou make it to school, but with a sinking feeling in your throat for "borrowing" (read: totally stealing) the skateboard. After you finish school that day, you cruise home on your skateboard, but your Tony Hawk antics are cut short by an angry neighborhood grandmother, who begins yammering about how the youth are all whippersnappers and blah blah blah...deliquents...punks...and stuff.\u000a[[You give back the skateboard and head home. Your days of sick tricks are over, punk!]]\u000a[[EAT the skateboard.]]
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VYou (somehow?) eat the skateboard with an evil smirk. As a result, the neighborhood granny takes out her pepper spray and gives you a face full of capsicum. You fall to the ground with granny smacking you with her purse repeatedly like a schmuck. You writhe in pain until you die at a young age.\u000a\u000a	At your funeral, people lament how much of a despicable person you were for wanting to be on time for school like a good boy. They cry about how their good boy turned bad by taking a small plank of wood with wheels attached briefly just to make the donuts.\u000a\u000a	Your mother, shocked, comes to the funeral, saying "I always wanted my son to be a street punk, I'm so proud his death was not in vain and I can have some actual dialgoue in this story."\u000a\u000a	Meanwhile, your inexplicably appearing dad, "Plot Hole," shows up because he didn't exist in the rest of the story. To bury his unresolved anguish over the passing of his son, he adopts a turtle and names it "Only Reptile," and is keen to show off its sharp swimming skills to all the neighborhood. People then forget how your parents used to have a son, with "Only Reptile" somehow becoming the President of the United States...as an animal. \u000a\u000a	Wait what?\u000a\u000a	You have made the planet a turlitarian one. YOU MONSTER. But even in your dead husk, you don't care: you did what you had to do like a true hero(?)\u000a\u000aThanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]]\u000a\u000a
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VYou head back home with the old lady whacking you with her purse all the way, forever known as "The Skateboard Snatching Whippersnapper" from then onward. Your nasty nickname is known by everyone; even your guidance counselor Mr. Evans calls you by it and gives you ghastly glares every other day. When you eventually die, your tombstone reads "Here likes The Skateboard Snatching Whippersnapper. What a punk!"\u000a	Thanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]]
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VYour fellow friends are amazed by your musical skills so much they now instantly revere you. You become known as "Dat Bach Boy." Will you be a potential one-hit-wonder with your single "Itchy Itchy Moo" involving the tribulations of cows' aggravating sores, or will you revel in your fame as you produce many follow-up albums with product placements?\u000a[["Itchy Itchy Moo" means that I love you!]]\u000a[[Become a sellout star]]
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VYour mother immediateky wants to release the spider into the wild (believing the species are aggressive) but you speak up.\u000a	"We can't do that!" you say. "It's a silly myth that spiders are aggressive-very few spiders actually attack humans!"\u000a	Your mother instantly believes you, and the two of you happily take care of the spider for the rest of your days.\u000a	Thanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]]
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VYou tell your mother about the spider.
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VYou go to the nurse's offices, but you get Bedrocked by all the vitamins and see everything as marshmellows for all eternity.\u000a	(Yeah, I was running out of ideas.)\u000a	Thanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]]
p687
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VBegrudgingly go to the nurse's office.
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VYou become the Commmonly Catchy Cold, but your sickness somehow pervades the airwaves and gets the entire world sick.\u000a    Congrats! You've doomed the Earth!\u000a	Thanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]]
p702
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VMake a cough mixtape.
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VYou get the teacher sick, who gets their principal sick, who gets the secretary sick, who gets the students sick, who get their parents' sick, who get their grandparents sick and..\u000a    Yeah, everyone died (again).\u000a	Thanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]]
p717
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VCough in the teacher's face to get the teacher sick.
p718
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